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Speaker 1: So yesterday I got home in my house and there

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Speaker 1: was this giant bag of bagels. It seemed like there

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Speaker 1: were thirty to forty bagels in this bag, right. So

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Speaker 1: I called my wife. She's coming home from the hospital

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Speaker 1: because her sister handlebart surgery. And I go, hey, what's

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Speaker 1: what's this bag of bagels? And she's like, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you about it later. Like, why can't you tell me

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Speaker 1: about it?

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Speaker 2: It's a great tease, though, I want to know about

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Speaker 2: it later.

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Speaker 1: He's like on the phone, she goes, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: about it later, and I'm like, whoa. So I started

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Speaker 1: eating the bagels. Oh no, I had four bagels, right,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of bagels. I was really full, like

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Speaker 1: almost Thanksgiving full with four bagels. So she comes home

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, she's crying about a sister.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, sorry about your sister. What's up at

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Speaker 1: the bagels? So it turns out, Chompies, you guys are

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Speaker 1: been a chomping yeh yees called bagel Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Begel Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: You get six bagels, they give you eighteen, So it

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Speaker 1: was eighteen bagels?

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Speaker 2: Get it? How do you do it? Chompys?

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Speaker 1: I don't get I don't get it, but you get

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Speaker 1: to bagels. It's felt like forty to fifty bagels.

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Speaker 2: Some of the best food. Bagels in a bag looks

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Speaker 2: like a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of bagels.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of bagel. Are they a full size bagel?

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Speaker 2: Full sized bagels?

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Speaker 3: That's a great deal, I know. So just remember that.

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Speaker 2: Next Wednesday it's a begel Wednesday. I don't there's no

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Speaker 2: alliteration to that. But okay, I know it doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense, but that's it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many chompies are here, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: there's one by the hospital.

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Speaker 2: That's where she went. Uh kylo folk go. Three things

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Speaker 2: we need to know.

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Speaker 4: Apparently more than one four point four million US service

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Speaker 4: members are going to receive a check for seventeen seventy six.

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Speaker 4: That's one thy, seven hundred and seventy six dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I get it.

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Speaker 4: They're calling it the Warrior Dividend. Right before Christmas.

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Speaker 2: He spoke last night. He talked about it.

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Speaker 4: That's she's gonna say. The President just announced it last night.

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Speaker 4: He said the number nods to America's founding year, and

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Speaker 4: then claims the money is already being sent out all

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Speaker 4: across the country to all military branches. Also suggested the

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Speaker 4: tariff revenue could help fund the checks. Details on the

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Speaker 4: legal authority or whatever, but sending the checks out, which

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Speaker 4: is pretty cool to honor our service members because we

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Speaker 4: definitely need to do that.

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Speaker 2: I was watching him.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was going to address the Rob Ryner

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Speaker 1: stuff they said were so stupid the other day.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what's this guy?

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Speaker 1: So maybe and if you watch him last night, I

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Speaker 1: swear to god, this is the best way I can

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Speaker 1: describe it. It's like you took a breath and spoke

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Speaker 1: for forty minutes with one breath.

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Speaker 2: They say it was how it was. I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, what there's so much information Instagram.

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Speaker 3: You guys. They are officially headed to the big screen.

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Speaker 4: And when I say that, I don't need the movie theater,

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Speaker 4: I mean your TV big screen, John Jay, you just

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Speaker 4: got a one hundred inch TV, so it's definitely a

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Speaker 4: big screen. They are testing a new Instagram for TV

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Speaker 4: app on Amazon Fire TV devices, letting you watch vertical

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Speaker 4: reels three minutes or less right on your TV. I've

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Speaker 4: thought about doing this a lot, like so many times,

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Speaker 4: like I just want to put it up on the

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Speaker 4: TV because, like sometimes scrolling is just very entertaining. It's

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Speaker 4: all part of Instagram's push to be more than a

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Speaker 4: phone app and a better complete you know.

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Speaker 3: Like with TikTok and YouTube. They want that on the

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Speaker 3: TV as well.

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Speaker 1: I saw that the Grammy, the Grammy's the oscar is

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Speaker 1: going to be on YouTube now, yeah, wild, you know that.

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Speaker 3: Is a big difference, big difference for them.

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Speaker 4: Dentists say crunchy veggies like carrots and celery can actually

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Speaker 4: help brighten your smile naturally, so think wider teeth just

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Speaker 4: by eating your veggies. The fibrous texture gently scrubs away

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Speaker 4: surface stains while chewing boosts saliva, which helps clean your

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Speaker 4: teeth and support gum health.

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Speaker 3: It's an easy, budget friendly boost if you don't want it.

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Speaker 4: It's not as dramatic as like your crist white strips,

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Speaker 4: but it is a more natural way. They just say,

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Speaker 4: don't skip brushing your teeth because of this. You still

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Speaker 4: need your regular dental care. But like just a good

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Speaker 4: reminder that eating those veggies does more than just be

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Speaker 4: healthy for you, and this is healthy in a different way.

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Speaker 3: And that's three things.

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Speaker 2: You need to know Jonas Brothers Christmas. You watched it,

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Speaker 2: Kyle again.

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Speaker 4: We've watched it again because we were listening to the

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Speaker 4: soundtrack in the car on the way home from school

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Speaker 4: yesterday and we were laughing because it's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Like the more I think about the first time I watched,

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Speaker 3: I was like, what am I watching? Is this funny

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Speaker 3: or not?

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, it is pretty funny, And the

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Speaker 4: more I think about it, the more funny it is.

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Speaker 4: So there's this one place. The whole premise of the

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Speaker 4: movie is that Jonas brothers are stuck and they're trying

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Speaker 4: to get home for Christmas. Okay, so their plane explodes

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Speaker 4: and they're stuck in Amsterdam, and apparently this guy that

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Speaker 4: Nick Jonas knows from doing a like a Broadway play

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Speaker 4: with him is there and he's got a private jet

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Speaker 4: and they're like, let's go see him. He's your buddy,

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Speaker 4: and Nick's like, no, he hates me. We had a

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Speaker 4: disastrous run. He really doesn't like me. And so they

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Speaker 4: go and they crash this guy's show and they sing

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Speaker 4: apparently the song they sing together on this Broadway show,

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Speaker 4: but it turns into like this sing off that gets

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Speaker 4: like not really violent but really heated. And the play

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Speaker 4: that they were in was Home Alone, Big.

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Speaker 1: Alone.

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Speaker 5: It's like me with no with no people. I was alone.

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Speaker 2: So that's Nick and the other guy. Who's the other guy?

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Speaker 2: Is he famous?

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Speaker 3: I think so thin. That's like a Broadway star. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I really love that movie.

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Speaker 2: You sold it for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch that.

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Speaker 2: If I watch that this holiday season? Will you do

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Speaker 2: me a favorite? Watch? Will Ferrell and Lando The Lost

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Speaker 2: sure Y