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Speaker 1: Ninety three three fl Z. Welcome to the Joe Show,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the party. You come on into our house

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Speaker 1: and hang out with that. We do have rules, though,

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Speaker 1: we have rules at our house. Now we don't you

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Speaker 1: get to just hang out with us. Ashley, though, says

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Speaker 1: that there should be rules at homes eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: four O nine ninety three ninety three. You should not

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Speaker 1: do blank at someone else's house. What is that blank?

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Speaker 1: Fill in the blank? A little mad libs for us

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: So I was at a friend's house over the weekend

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Speaker 2: and she invited a lot of people over. And she's

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Speaker 2: someone who's like me, when you come in, please take

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Speaker 2: your shoes off. And these people just walked in with

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Speaker 2: their muddy shoes. I'm like, you cannot do that at

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Speaker 2: someone else's home. And I know that I would not

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Speaker 2: do that, But I also know I would not go

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Speaker 2: number two in someone's bathroom. When I left the club Saturday,

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Speaker 2: you know, had a little liquor, and when you drink

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Speaker 2: and you gotta do it number two, it just comes

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Speaker 2: all out. And I was like, no, I would just

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Speaker 2: have to wait until I get home because I am

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Speaker 2: not going number two in someone else's bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I can't even tell you the last time

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Speaker 1: I used the bathroom in someone's home. I will not

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Speaker 1: do it. That's a lie. I actually did. Now that

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Speaker 1: I think about it, I know the last time I

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Speaker 1: did it was at our boss Tommy's house. I was

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Speaker 1: going to stay longer than that.

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Speaker 3: I thought. The last time you use the bathroom at

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Speaker 3: somebody else's house was when you were over at my place.

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Speaker 1: Why do you remember that?

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Speaker 3: Because you're like, where's the bathroom and where's the towels?

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Speaker 3: Because I didn't have any towels in that I to

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Speaker 3: give you a gate oray towel.

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Speaker 1: Why did you need a towell? Well, sometimes you gotta

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Speaker 1: you know, you gotta wash your hands right anyway.

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Speaker 4: So I use the bathroom at Tommy's house. I usethroom

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Speaker 4: the bathroom in Tommy's house. I use the bathroom at

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Speaker 4: Tommy's house. And you had a towel to no I need.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't do it. No, I didn't. Sometimes sometimes

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Speaker 1: sometimes you go and then you want to you didn't

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Speaker 1: hear the shower. Sometimes you gotta rinse off a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Day.

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Speaker 1: Did you actually was that? I can't do that? Somebody

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Speaker 1: I washed it.

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Speaker 5: I and then you use the hand towel for the

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Speaker 5: other people, and other people you can't do someone's face

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Speaker 5: towels to wipe your bottom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a That's my aunt Julie, when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, got me a towel that on one side

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Speaker 1: said face on the other said but I always thought

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Speaker 1: that that was a really funny towel.

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Speaker 3: No, but that you know, I'm gonna start coming up

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Speaker 3: with house rules for Joe now because this is insane.

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Speaker 3: He literally cleaned his butt that hand towel. I had

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Speaker 3: other people in the house that.

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Speaker 1: Were used as a clean heine because I because I

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Speaker 1: rinsed it off so it was just like drying.

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Speaker 3: You're still getting.

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Speaker 6: Paper that hand towel. Aaron Jacobson used that hand towel. Well, Katie,

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Speaker 6: I feel bad about Aaron used that towel too. I'm

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Speaker 6: not worried about Aaron or Aaron and Sean and I

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Speaker 6: am swap spit A.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we've kissed, But wiping your butt that's

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Speaker 3: where I draw the line.

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Speaker 1: What what will you not do at people's homes like

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Speaker 1: I I I don't like when I have people over

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Speaker 1: at all, So I just don't like it. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't like having people over who won't take their shoes off.

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Speaker 1: That does bother me.

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Speaker 3: I get's a good one stand when people are really

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Speaker 3: rude and they ask for leftovers. So perfect example was

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Speaker 3: when a couple of months ago I host a UFC event.

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Speaker 3: Joe his girlfriend Alyssa came over and everything was great,

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Speaker 3: but one of the guys who were kind of acquaintances

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Speaker 3: with and golfed with a few times, Blake, was wild.

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Speaker 3: He was asking to take home pizza and to take

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Speaker 3: home chicken tenders, and that to me is just like

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Speaker 3: he offered it, he got he offered it.

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Speaker 1: Don't be doing that.

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Speaker 3: Also, I really cannot stand people who have the volume

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Speaker 3: who control the volume like it's my house. I want

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Speaker 3: to control the volume, and there's got to be consensus

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Speaker 3: from everybody on how louder soft the noise is going

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Speaker 3: to be.

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Speaker 1: And that's great, and then we.

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Speaker 3: Have set I mean, God bless him, but Kirk, one

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Speaker 3: of our friends who was with us, kept turning on

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Speaker 3: the volume up and I'm like, dude, we have neighbors

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Speaker 3: upstairs in the volumes at like nineties seventy And then

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Speaker 3: you just hear Joe Rogan on to know him, Oh

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Speaker 3: my God, to find me. And then my neighbors. I

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Speaker 3: don't even know what they're thinking at this point. So

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Speaker 3: no loudness, no leftovers, And honestly, I don't mind the

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Speaker 3: shoes because I have to clean anyway, because I got

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Speaker 3: eight people in my house anyway.

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Speaker 1: My pharmacist Brett, who I got to see yesterday. That

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Speaker 1: was fun. Hey Brett. You will leave parties, You will

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Speaker 1: leave dinner parties. You will leave a person's home just

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Speaker 1: because you got to go to the bathroom. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to, you know, stink up the bathroom,

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Speaker 7: but you know doing that, So I'll just go home,

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Speaker 7: like I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You know what, the worst time to go to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom is when you're dating someone and you like go

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Speaker 1: over to there. It is the worst. It is the worst.

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Speaker 1: So that's another one where you you kind of want

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Speaker 1: to turn on the shower because you don't want.

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Speaker 2: Them to like hear anything, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't have that happens. I love your bread,

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Speaker 1: Lindsay had in holiday people have gone over to your

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Speaker 1: home and gone to your fridge.

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Speaker 7: Yes. So when I was in college, I had a

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Speaker 7: friend who would always come over to my place starving.

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Speaker 7: And I'm a broke college kid at the time. And

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Speaker 7: you go in my fridge and just drink like two

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Speaker 7: gallons of milk. He's taking my bread.

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Speaker 1: One you've got two gallons of milk, and two he's

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Speaker 1: drinking all the gallons of milk.

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Speaker 7: He's a big milk guy. And so you might have

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Speaker 7: to start bringing your own snacks. And so he started

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Speaker 7: coming over to my house with a duffel bag full

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Speaker 7: of bread and milk so that he wouldn't eat.

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Speaker 5: My crap.

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Speaker 1: Milk like wonder bread.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just whitebread, like he loves.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get all right, this is the new thing.

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Speaker 7: I gotta get

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Speaker 1: This