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Speaker 1: from you and tell us if you're a first time
Speaker 1: long time, because we would like to know Kevin has
Speaker 1: been seeing this lovely lady with that none of us
Speaker 1: have had an opportunity to actually see. You've seen a
Speaker 1: picture of her. Have you met her face to face
Speaker 1: and talked to her? I have not, Okay, The way
Speaker 1: that you looked is looking very.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't.
Speaker 3: Okay, So well, I was looking at Kevi because I'm like,
Speaker 3: have I did? Did we meet her that night?
Speaker 2: I don't think so? Okay.
Speaker 1: So keV has been talking to this lady and she
Speaker 1: has told Kevin that she's got something that she wants
Speaker 1: him to do.
Speaker 4: That's clean, right, yeah, absolutely, But do you all like
Speaker 4: when you've been in relationships and you're married, have you
Speaker 4: had to make him prove himself in some way, like
Speaker 4: do you put him through a test or make him
Speaker 4: do anything?
Speaker 3: Maybe not like intentionally, but I think maybe subconsciously I
Speaker 3: have or do give me an example of what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4: Was actually no, no, this isn't at all, although it
Speaker 4: could be used, you know, for that if it needed to.
Speaker 4: But she said that she needs to ensure that her
Speaker 4: man can physically lift her.
Speaker 5: Why.
Speaker 4: She said, it makes her feel protected and safe sure
Speaker 4: something happens. She needs to make sure that I can
Speaker 4: pick her up and get her out of there.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: So she was like, can you lift me?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, So it was she wants you to
Speaker 1: pick her, like, actually pick her?
Speaker 2: Okay, stop over your shoulder.
Speaker 1: So Lydia, you're there. When Lydia told me this topic,
Speaker 1: I completely misunderstood. When you said, hey, Duke, Havev's topic
Speaker 1: about his girlfriend, you know, picking him up or picking
Speaker 1: her up. I thought you meant you having to go
Speaker 1: kind of car and pick her up in a car.
Speaker 4: Realize that's something that happened last week. But I, oh,
Speaker 4: that's a different story.
Speaker 1: But I didn't realize you wanted you to physically actually
Speaker 1: have to can you even lift me up?
Speaker 4: Like, She's like, I gotta be with a man and
Speaker 4: if something pop off, I can make sure he can
Speaker 4: get us out of there. If you can't even lift
Speaker 4: me up, Like, what the hell can I do with you?
Speaker 2: Interesting? So did you just scoop her up? Improve I
Speaker 2: picked her up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And how did that go? She's like, okay, I guess
Speaker 2: you can't. So how easy was it to pick her up? Like?
Speaker 4: What what if you had didn't like require like hold
Speaker 4: on second, let me get my legs right. It wasn't
Speaker 4: like that just lifted her up.
Speaker 5: I think somebody maybe a little bit happy up, but
Speaker 5: like having to walk with them, like if you were
Speaker 5: taking her out of the house and it was on fire.
Speaker 2: No, I walked a little bit. Okay. Do women like
Speaker 2: to be carried? Like do they want to be?
Speaker 1: You know you used to be like you're going to
Speaker 1: carry me, you know into Like if you got married,
Speaker 1: would you want to be did you be scooped up
Speaker 1: and picked up.
Speaker 2: And carried by your man? Is that? Is that something
Speaker 2: that is romantic to.
Speaker 5: Like, hang on, I'm not gonna lie. I've had I've
Speaker 5: recently seen always wanted to pick me up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do what like just curls?
Speaker 5: Suret Actually yes, when we were baking cookies and things
Speaker 5: of that nature.
Speaker 2: Grab you, pick you up and throw you on the bed,
Speaker 2: pick me up and do things.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I feel like it's hard to like hold
Speaker 5: on sometimes I.
Speaker 3: Feel like, one that's not important to me, but if
Speaker 3: it is to her, that that is to her. But
Speaker 3: I mean, Wes, there have been occasions where he's had
Speaker 3: to pick me. He hasn't had to, but he has
Speaker 3: opted to pick me up, Like if I'm wearing shoes
Speaker 3: that are really uncomfortable and he's like, get on my back,
Speaker 3: I'll go the rest of the weak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a piggyback ride? Is that necessarily picking up? Like
Speaker 1: if you did that, is that not like a piggyback
Speaker 1: is easier?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, they'll get you out of anywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm not discounting at all.
Speaker 1: How about if you put her on your shoulders and
Speaker 1: play a game of Marco Polo in a pool?
Speaker 4: Well, I think I don't know that that would be interesting.
Speaker 4: I think once you got him up there, chicken to
Speaker 4: be up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can swim, you know how to drum me straight?
Speaker 2: So you passed the test. Yeah, for sure with flying cops.
Speaker 5: Do you have any tests for her?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have anything that comes to my mind where
Speaker 4: I'm like, you have to be able to do this now.
Speaker 4: I would prefer if she was good at certain things, right,
Speaker 4: I mean it would help the relationship, you know. And
Speaker 4: it's longngevity. Should that be what this is? You know,
Speaker 4: it'd be harder to withstand some things. Has she cooked you, Amelia, No,
Speaker 4: that's supposed.
Speaker 2: To be tomorrow. She gets a terrible cook.
Speaker 4: She's I mean from what I've seen, like she she's
Speaker 4: pretty well versed.
Speaker 2: What have you seen plates? She cooked? She posts her plates? Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you sure that for her? And not show? I mean,
Speaker 2: I face armor. She'd be in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Has at your house yet?
Speaker 2: No? I asked that the other day.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know you in here doodling like you
Speaker 4: have to do to like you've been over several nights,
Speaker 4: and she's like she wanted them type where it's too
Speaker 4: fresh or she wants to hide that haven't smelled her
Speaker 4: fart or anything?
Speaker 2: What's up? Sarah? Hi?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 3: I wanted to say that when I was looking for
Speaker 3: a man back in my college days. I always said
Speaker 3: I wanted him to weigh like at least two hundred pounds.
Speaker 7: That way, when I got pregnant, he would still weigh.
Speaker 2: More than me. That's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, skinny guys, exactly.
Speaker 2: That's that's funny.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had your man pick you up like
Speaker 1: and carry you like Kevin just did with a scroll?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well he tries to wrestle me and I try
Speaker 7: to fight back.
Speaker 1: And quick question about picking up? Is it necessarily picking
Speaker 1: up if it's not just in your arms, Like what
Speaker 1: if you put through over your shoulder like a like
Speaker 1: a firefighter would if if he was rescuing you, Is
Speaker 1: that picking you up?
Speaker 2: Or is that cheating?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if that's if that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, then Shannon getting a piggyback ride from Wes is
Speaker 1: just as okay. Like it's not necessary because you're not
Speaker 1: using just arm strength, you're using body strength and back
Speaker 1: strengthen me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you ever picked Wes up before?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if in the case of a if there was
Speaker 1: a fire in your house and you fell down, like
Speaker 1: if I if I there was a fire in our
Speaker 1: house and I was smokeing, elated and I had a
Speaker 1: lot of smoke in my smoking elation, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Oh, smoking elated. I think swept the firefighter's
Speaker 1: hell and I'm laying on the floor. My wife would
Speaker 1: not be able to say, yes she can. There's a
Speaker 1: she drag you out, there's a process she would.
Speaker 3: Get you out my legs And also in those situations,
Speaker 3: something happens and you're adrenaline allows you to lift and
Speaker 3: do things that you never thought you could do, and
Speaker 3: I just got to.
Speaker 2: Like lay you out on the ground.
Speaker 4: There's like a whole thing like a leg and like
Speaker 4: a turnover thing I carry.
Speaker 2: I carried Chelsea into the hotel.
Speaker 1: That we were getting married at, Like she cost claims,
Speaker 1: she does this whole thing about how I made her
Speaker 1: walk through the rain and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So we were kidding with each other. I did. I
Speaker 2: did make her walk through the rain, but.
Speaker 1: Why But I said, all right, I'm going to carry
Speaker 1: you into the room then, because that's kind of like
Speaker 1: the thing, you know, it's kind of like something cute
Speaker 1: that you would see in a movie and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And I carried her in and the only thing that
Speaker 1: was difficult was the dress that she was wearing.
Speaker 2: Was big.
Speaker 1: It was like a big dress at that time, and
Speaker 1: so it was all over the place. But she was
Speaker 1: very light.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow morning we have to carry Shannon and Anna
Speaker 4: through the studio in case there's.
Speaker 2: A fire runner?
Speaker 1: What about Lydia and Bianca? Would you want your guys
Speaker 1: to carry you like this? Do you want your guys
Speaker 1: to be able to pick you up and left you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would like it, but I just would think, oh,
Speaker 2: like what if he can't? And then I'll look, you
Speaker 2: know fat Listen.
Speaker 6: Sometimes Bryce tries to pick me up and then he's
Speaker 6: shaking his legs and he's like falling over, and I
Speaker 6: was so bad, So I'm like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shoot, hey, look, have you ever picked Bryce? Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, come here, I'll put you run over my shoulder.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jen, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7: Hi, Mojo over the shoulder is hot? Like handle me?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Really? And do you like this? Do you like the
Speaker 2: booty smack too?
Speaker 7: Yes? That is hot?
Speaker 6: Do it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, all right, we'll try that sometime when I see
Speaker 1: you there. Jane, Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 1: Take care of yourself, all right. So she's cooking for
Speaker 1: cav tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That's the plan. We'll see though schedule has been a
Speaker 2: little crazy. What's the what's on the menu? What's a
Speaker 2: I don't know about?
Speaker 1: You don't so you don't give her an idea, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I love this, I don't have any dietary restrictions. First
Speaker 1: meal Chelsea ever cooked for me was meat loaf. I
Speaker 1: liked meat loaf A choice to me, It's like it
Speaker 1: was a very well, here's the thing. And we lived
Speaker 1: in Arizona and there was not a lot of Midwestern
Speaker 1: type food, and meat loaf is a Midwestern thing. So
Speaker 1: Chelsea was like, what do you want? And I'll make
Speaker 1: you what you want. And so I said to her,
Speaker 1: I go, will you make my mom's meat loaf? And
Speaker 1: so my sisters gave her the meat loaf ish recipe
Speaker 1: and she made. Because I got to tell you something,
Speaker 1: there's two different types of meat loaf. There's meat loaf
Speaker 1: with ketchup on like top, or or or like a
Speaker 1: barbecue ish type sauce sometimes people do, or it's just
Speaker 1: like plain meat loaf.
Speaker 2: I like both.
Speaker 1: I like regular meat loaf. I like to put my
Speaker 1: own sauce on it. No, I like I like ketchup
Speaker 1: wit meat loaf. Really, I thought that would be good.
Speaker 2: In general? Is discussed. No, it's come on, listen.
Speaker 1: Don't don't talk about my my people's food that way.
Speaker 1: I don't sit there and tell you know. I don't
Speaker 1: tell you that Doma, you know, and all the Caldian
Speaker 1: stuff that you guys bring me fire.
Speaker 5: Listen, I knew every time my mom cooked meat loaf
Speaker 5: or anything in the crock pile, I was not eating.
Speaker 4: I don't know who.
Speaker 1: Hold on a security guard. Anthony is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us right now. What's up, Anthony?
Speaker 7: What's going on? Family?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 7: All right, so listen. As a man who professionally takes
Speaker 7: up people for a living, it's always amazing where you
Speaker 7: can take up your girl too and it just throws
Speaker 7: her off, like, for example, for you can pick your
Speaker 7: girl up in the last ride position. Dude, I'm telling
Speaker 7: you what's amazing.
Speaker 2: What position is that?
Speaker 7: The last ride position? Are you familiar with?
Speaker 2: Tails act to let you know that? But how do
Speaker 2: you can you describe it for radio friendly listeners?
Speaker 7: Okay, it's like in a power bomb. Remember when you
Speaker 7: remember how we used to power bomb our cousins and stuff.
Speaker 7: And their legs. Their legs are sitting on your shoulders,
Speaker 7: but they're facing the other way.
Speaker 2: God, you're picking up.
Speaker 7: What I'm putting down?
Speaker 4: Yeah, where is the down.
Speaker 1: By the way? What do you do for a I
Speaker 1: think you're a security guard. Why are you picking people
Speaker 1: up for a living? What kind of security work are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Adrian? What's up?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Adrian? What's up?
Speaker 6: Moseille?
Speaker 2: Nothing much? Man? What's going on?
Speaker 1: And Man?
Speaker 6: I heard doing some deliveries, about to pick up some
Speaker 6: flowers and taking the east point.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like it. What's happening? What?
Speaker 1: What do you want to say to Kevin about his
Speaker 1: girl in the situation?
Speaker 2: I love breaking your phone? Say that again?
Speaker 6: Cooking for him tomorrow? And I kind of I kind
Speaker 6: of got the same situation. I don't know how it's
Speaker 6: gonna turn.
Speaker 2: How to food on? Turn out?
Speaker 1: You're so your girl is cooking for you also tomorrow,
Speaker 1: first time for the first time. And do you know
Speaker 1: what she's gonna cook? What kind of phone are you?
Speaker 1: What is your get off? Yeah, get off your bluetooth
Speaker 1: and talk to us. Your bluetooth socks everything. I think
Speaker 1: it's a bad sound.
Speaker 2: You go there, you go. I have no idea What
Speaker 2: you just did? I just turned to speakerphone. Enough all right,
Speaker 2: So what's going on with your girl?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: I told her I gave her a chlen.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. And it was.
Speaker 4: Soul food.
Speaker 6: Man. If any if anybody can cook soul food, they
Speaker 6: can cook anything. Man, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: That what is What is the soul food she's cooking
Speaker 2: for you? Do you know?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: I told her I wanted corn beef cabbage with macaroni
Speaker 6: and cheese, and maybe some fried chicken on the side.
Speaker 2: That's an effort.
Speaker 1: If you get a girl that makes you fried chicken,
Speaker 1: you know how much work fried chicken is.
Speaker 6: Hey. And if she pulled it up right, didn't I
Speaker 6: mean that? You know you got one.
Speaker 2: In there will.
Speaker 6: Of course if she had the corn bread and it
Speaker 6: all come together.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, question for you what if she's an amazing cook,
Speaker 3: she makes soul food like the best you've ever had it,
Speaker 3: but she's terrible in bed.
Speaker 2: That's a question. I'm halfway trapped.
Speaker 1: You'll get a girlfriend on the side, right, man. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what though. The way to the way to
Speaker 1: a man's heart is through his his you know, food
Speaker 1: and uh, hey, every lid has its pop. That's cooking
Speaker 1: all right. Well, thank you for the call.
Speaker 2: Adrian. Take care of yourself.