Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the Morning Show, Yesterday was a
Speaker 1: really crazy day, Okay. So I stayed at the radio
Speaker 1: station till about twelve thirty. Then one o'clock went to
Speaker 1: Carl's golf Land, where it took Luke to go buy
Speaker 1: his birthday gift. I didn't realize I was going to
Speaker 1: be there that long, but I was hanging out there
Speaker 1: for like two hours. I didn't shop for myself at all. Really, Now,
Speaker 1: Luke shopped for his birthday and then shopped for his mom,
Speaker 1: so he got her something for me to get it.
Speaker 1: I just swear to you, I did not buy one thing,
Speaker 1: not even a tea or a ball. I didn't have
Speaker 1: one thing. Neil was sitting there and looking at me.
Speaker 1: He was shocked, and I said to Neil, I go,
Speaker 1: this is about him. This is all about him. And
Speaker 1: I was starving, My stomach was grumbling. It was getting
Speaker 1: to the point where my GLP one was not GLP
Speaker 1: one in. It was like, literally I was about ready
Speaker 1: to just go at it. So I did something yesterday
Speaker 1: that I haven't done in a while, and I'm glad
Speaker 1: I did because I'm going to do an investigative report
Speaker 1: here on Mojo in the morning. This is my problem solvers,
Speaker 1: my investigators, my eyewitness news, whatever us is. Okay, I investigating.
Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared for this, but it's a soundtrack, do
Speaker 1: you think so?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on a second, here, hold on, I
Speaker 1: got to get my music in here. I was kind
Speaker 1: of like ad living there, and I had lived myself
Speaker 1: right into a mistake. All right, here we go. Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: there you go, breaking my breaking Actually, you know what.
Speaker 1: I like this one.
Speaker 3: Better.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I'm gonna do this one right here. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, I like that station. All right,
Speaker 1: So I went to McDonald's for the first time in
Speaker 1: way over a year. I've not been to McDonald's in forever.
Speaker 1: I used to have so many points on McDonald's app
Speaker 1: that was crazy. And I've been staying away from McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Nothing be wrong with McDonald's by staying away, But I think,
Speaker 1: do you guys know I'm a little fat, so I
Speaker 1: gotta be careful sometimes I might stay away forever. What happened,
Speaker 1: No offense McDonald's, but offend because I am upset with
Speaker 1: you guys. You're not loving it. I am not. I
Speaker 1: went and got a quarter pounder with cheese meal deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: got the quarter pounder with cheese meal deal, no bund
Speaker 1: because I got a gluten analogy. I said, you know
Speaker 1: what medium size it because I don't need all the
Speaker 1: fries in the coke. I know your burger is good
Speaker 1: enough for me. It ain't because I got to talk
Speaker 1: about something right now. And here's what I want to
Speaker 1: ask about. I want to ask about what is not
Speaker 1: the same anymore? So things that used to be so
Speaker 1: amazing that for some reason in this modern times are
Speaker 1: not the same anymore. I hear them talk all the
Speaker 1: time about shrink flation. Yeah, you go open up a
Speaker 1: bag of potato chips that used to be filled to
Speaker 1: the bread. Now it's all I got. It's right. Guess
Speaker 1: what they shrink flation? McDonald's quarter pounders with cheese. It
Speaker 1: is no longer a quarter pounder. And I'm not joking
Speaker 1: to you. And I might do a class action lawsuit
Speaker 1: if you guys like the quarter pounder with change jump
Speaker 1: on the burger patty was the same size as the
Speaker 1: burger that they put on the buns of a hamburger
Speaker 1: or cheeseburger regular one like in the kids Happy Meals.
Speaker 1: I got my burger that was in my little container.
Speaker 1: First off, they cook it at the same temperature that
Speaker 1: they used to cook the old burger. That was nice, thick,
Speaker 1: juicy quarter pounder beef, oh so good back in the day,
Speaker 1: the onions on a little greasy, little greasy. It was
Speaker 1: so delicious. This burger, because they cooked it at the
Speaker 1: same temperature in the same time, was a hockey puck.
Speaker 1: I swear to you, I thought for a second there
Speaker 1: that I was playing a game at Little Caesars Arena.
Speaker 1: I was like Dylan Larkin, here go score. This thing
Speaker 1: was crap, And I'm gonna tell you. I went to
Speaker 1: the one that was right there off of Orchard like
Speaker 1: Road and Silvan my favorite one. So whoever the manager
Speaker 1: is there, I'm complaining about you, guys. I think that
Speaker 1: they're shrink flation in our stuff and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: And if you're somebody that wants to shout out something
Speaker 1: that used to be great that isn't anymore. I'm starting
Speaker 1: with a quarter pounder with cheese at McDonald's. How much
Speaker 1: of it did you eat? I ate the whole thing
Speaker 1: because it was terrible, right, this one, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't enough protein. I didn't have enough protein.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna and honestly, it was way overcooked. I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to go back and stand in the line.
Speaker 1: I do not understand why it's like this, Mike, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Have you noticed this? To Mike, No, you got.
Speaker 2: The wrong burger meat on there.
Speaker 1: They just did you dirty, Mike, I swear to you.
Speaker 1: As a quarter pounder with cheese. I looked at it.
Speaker 1: So why would they give me the wrong patties that
Speaker 1: they did not have? The lazy go back in there?
Speaker 1: He just blow. Wait, so I got to look at
Speaker 1: the patties now and see what the patties look like.
Speaker 1: I said to them, No, you shouldn't have to but no,
Speaker 1: you you're right.
Speaker 4: No, mo they are smaller. They not like how they
Speaker 4: used to be. Used to be big. You need two
Speaker 4: hands for them things. Now it's like a little snacker.
Speaker 4: It's not thick and juicy.
Speaker 5: Mike. Oh, I know what.
Speaker 1: It is, Mojo. They got the paddies got gp all
Speaker 1: once to now you know what I mean. There's a
Speaker 1: zembig burgers. I know what is this? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: what's not the same that used to be great? Evelyn?
Speaker 1: What's going on. It's Mojo in the Morning. High till morning, guys,
Speaker 1: Morning high.
Speaker 4: So what I'm upset about is bananas and flamerchios. They
Speaker 4: flame rchidos are just horrible.
Speaker 2: Now they just have no hot.
Speaker 1: Banana takes like a cardboard box. Wait, like bananas bananas
Speaker 1: that grow on trees.
Speaker 4: Yes, they don't taste the same.
Speaker 1: I've never thought it was before. I wonder how they
Speaker 1: changed the bananas. Where are you buying your bananas? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're not planting in the same soil with something.
Speaker 1: Where where do you shop? What grocery store do you
Speaker 1: shop at? I'm calling up can program. I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: out what's going on. Don't get the organic bananas? Organic?
Speaker 1: Why you're paying for organic bananas? Anyway? Stephanie, Hi, it's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the Morning. Hello, Okay, Hi. What is not
Speaker 1: the same that used to be so great?
Speaker 2: Rocks candy hearts and I actually google this.
Speaker 1: They used to have the I think it's.
Speaker 5: Necho the formula, yes, yeah, and now.
Speaker 3: Like I can't buy them anymore because first of all,
Speaker 3: they used to be kind of songt but now they
Speaker 3: have like ridiculous flavors like fruit punch and whatever.
Speaker 1: They just they don't taste this, and they're like, they'll
Speaker 1: break your tea. I agree with you on those. I
Speaker 1: used to love those. Hate him now. Don't don't tell
Speaker 1: me they're changing formulas on stuff because they in.
Speaker 5: General is smaller. And have you had a kit kat lately?
Speaker 5: Ka used to be my favorite, which I.
Speaker 1: Know the chocolate doesn't taste the same.
Speaker 5: Nothing tastes the same about a kit cat and a butterfinger.
Speaker 5: Totally different, Dwayne, what's up.
Speaker 1: Uh at Taco Bell? The Mexican pizza?
Speaker 2: It's not the same no more?
Speaker 1: What did they do to the Mexican pizza? He tried
Speaker 1: to It's like.
Speaker 2: The sauces are completely different.
Speaker 1: Really, that's you can't change the Mexican pizza. It's easy
Speaker 1: to make and it's so good. You got to make
Speaker 1: it the same.
Speaker 2: Once they took it out and brought it back, he
Speaker 2: was not the same.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. You can believe that the Mexican pizza as long
Speaker 1: as the cheesy Gordida crunch doesn't change. Shannon is happy, right,
Speaker 1: you got to have that thing. Tony, what's up? Tony?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: You doing not good? Tony? I don't know's I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're even hear me to your pain. I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like I wasted a heart, a
Speaker 1: potential heart attack, and a bad burger yesterday. What's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say mine will be hungry? Howies? Those
Speaker 2: Chicken Club cal zones really so when you got them,
Speaker 2: especially the large ones, they come in a small pizza box.
Speaker 2: Now they shrunk them and they made these small boxes
Speaker 2: for him to accommodate the size that they are now.
Speaker 2: So use me stuff with chicken ranch bacon now one
Speaker 2: day to finish one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one half? Do you guys? Now it's ridiculous, Tony.
Speaker 1: Do you know what my quarter pounder with cheese costs yesterday?
Speaker 1: Twelve dollars? Twelve dollars. It was a twelve medium medium size.
Speaker 1: It was crazy? Can I because you you kind of
Speaker 1: blue by this? We got to talk about chips. I
Speaker 1: used to love chips now as a kid.
Speaker 4: And I know you go like back in the day,
Speaker 4: eased to be four dollars, used to be able to
Speaker 4: go to the corner store, go to the gas. They
Speaker 4: should get two chips, get a drink, get a fifty
Speaker 4: sin drink if you really wanted to bust it down.
Speaker 1: Now you go.
Speaker 4: Not only are they two for a dollar, but you
Speaker 4: can slide the chips to one side of the bag.
Speaker 1: Soon as you lift that so shake it up, half
Speaker 1: of it is filled with eee. You open up, you
Speaker 1: damn near elbow DP before you get a chip. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: You know what else is like that? A lot of
Speaker 5: Starbucks drinks? Yeah, if you get a Starbucks drink that
Speaker 5: has spraw, that's crazy. I'm like, this thing is twenty
Speaker 5: five percent full with an actual drink foam dollars.
Speaker 1: They tell you, they tell you to buy the smallest
Speaker 1: size whatever it is, talls because the talls are basically ground.
Speaker 1: Is that possible? Hey, Felicia, what's up? Felicia? Hello? What's
Speaker 1: not the same anymore? Che Oh my god? A lot
Speaker 1: about that? Honestly, not in my house because I probably
Speaker 1: still got cans in there that I bought ten twenty
Speaker 1: years ago. What they do? Oh?
Speaker 5: Really, it doesn't taste the thing at all.
Speaker 1: It just tastes it grows. Oh that's awful. You can't
Speaker 1: change the recipe? Rick, what's not the same anymore?
Speaker 2: Hey? Look, I don't want to predate myself here, but
Speaker 2: does anybody remember when Dave Thomas's biggie bag was the
Speaker 2: slam every single day.
Speaker 1: Wendy's has changed since Dave's dead? What's a biggie bag?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. If Dave died and then
Speaker 1: the next day they raised the prices on him, you
Speaker 1: can look at him. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: Have you got to get a junior.
Speaker 1: Bacon cheeseburger anytime soon?
Speaker 2: And now they sell Now they saw a two pack
Speaker 2: of junior bacons and they're so cheap.
Speaker 1: They don't even use a piece of lettuce. It's shredded lettuce. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, God, this is horrible. Is it so bad? Danielle?
Speaker 1: What's not the same?
Speaker 3: Five guys they shrunk their containers. I usually go there
Speaker 3: and get a couple of largest and they would put
Speaker 3: the extra.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What the extra extra fries? Yes,
Speaker 1: don't they put the don't they throw it in a bag?
Speaker 1: And they threw an excess in there all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what five guys.
Speaker 3: So so two things. They shrunk how much they're putting
Speaker 3: in extra? And they also shrunk. They don't have the
Speaker 3: cardboard container anymore.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. The paper.
Speaker 3: It's like a paper McDonald's type of that's what.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do? We gotta I don't.
Speaker 3: Know because I love five guys.
Speaker 1: This is stuff that honest and I know they do
Speaker 1: No King's rallies. Can we do? Can we do like
Speaker 1: a No King's rally for this stuff? For real? I
Speaker 1: want to. I want everybody out in front of all
Speaker 1: these fast food food place, ice going up and everything
Speaker 1: else going down. It's getting me all the time. Marcus,
Speaker 1: what's up? Last one? Marcus? What what do you uh thinking?
Speaker 1: It's not the same that it used to be back
Speaker 1: in the day CAREV I think you're gonna vibe with me?
Speaker 2: Man, it's markers with the two four year olds. Bro,
Speaker 2: I gotta say, women, ladies not the same, no more?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Ladies not the same? No more?
Speaker 3: So? They ain't.
Speaker 2: They're not cooking like they used to feming they more.
Speaker 3: Gangster than me and kids.
Speaker 2: They're telling, they telling drugs. I'm going to night night
Speaker 2: soft woman that smells will like a Lydio or an
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's not the way, but
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like that.
Speaker 4: Wanted to They work from a they used to be
Speaker 4: made with natural ingredients process.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now it's more it's more difficult, man, But you
Speaker 2: guys are you're my hero. I'll never forget that.
Speaker 1: They're putting they're putting air in that bag, to helium
Speaker 1: in that bag. Gume man,