WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Penetrateable 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.480 Speaking of self serving today on The Daily Bailey, I 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:09.360 am just gonna say, if you're a Bailey fan, you 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:13.040 know that I love going on long walks. And tomorrow 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.200 I took the day off of work for my fifth 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:18.840 annual Big Giant Mega Walk, and I'm raising money for 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.799 my favorite like local theaters, and I've raised a bunch 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.960 of money every single year, and this year I'm walking 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:30.400 nineteen miles to Shoka Pee because I literally just look 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.519 up breweries like around and then I just start clicking 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.960 them and see like which one's the you know, Okay, 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.519 So nineteen miles to Shockapee and I'm raising money for 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.479 Strike Theater and the Minnesota Fringe Festival, which are just 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:46.080 two theater places that I really love. And then throughout 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.480 the whole day, I'm posting on Instagram so you can 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:52.280 follow me at Bailey on air, and I kind of 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:54.240 do like a play by play throughout the day and 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.520 say like, hey, I'm one mile in, or hey I 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.520 look a bench and I'll sit down on a bench 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.320 orre like, oh, walk by a dairy queen and get 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.800 an ice cream cone or whatever, and uh yeah, if 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.679 you want, you can donate five dollars and dedicate a 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.800 song to me that I have to listen to on 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.720 my walk, or just you know, anything is great. If 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.720 you want to donate, you can. If you don't, that's 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.800 fine too. I'll have a Venmo like link. I know 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.119 Venmo's kind of it seems shady. I swear to god, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:19.959 I'm not pocketing anyone money. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.720 Oh you're saying that. I was like, Veno's not shady. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.839 No, as in, like, I don't have an official donation link. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:29.480 Defense places like GoFundMe take a cut of that, so 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:31.720 it is smarter to just do it. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:32.679 Do a bit. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.840 Yeah. Yeah, and then I save all of your donations 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:37.959 until Give to the Max Day, which is in November, 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:43.160 so I can double everybody's donations, pocketing. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.039 All of it. You just say I saved them all 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.119 until I get hungry tonight. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.639 Bailey would not. She's just doesn't have that internet. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:51.800 Now. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.960 I will tell you though, that there is a local 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:58.520 personality that they did a big fundraiser online and they 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.360 were mooching for money. And I was like, man, don't 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.600 you don't get to use your celebrity status to mooch 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:07.840 for money? But they mooch for money. Him and his 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.440 buddy came in a couple of days later. Both of 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.120 them had brand new seven hundred dollars iPads. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:13.760 Oh my god. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.440 I was so. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:18.280 I was like, Oh, and they disguise it as crowdfunding, 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.399 that's what that's them they try to use. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.360 I was so annoyed. And a friend of mine she 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:27.280 works at like a children's hospital in Ohio, and she says, 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:31.360 when anybody comes in with and they get a sick child, terrible, 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.280 they will go online and do a gofund me and 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:37.359 it's like everything is paid for. Yeah, like Ronald, they're 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.639 staying at the Ronald McDonald house. They don't have any expenses, 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.120 et cetera, et cetera. But they'll always pick forty thousand 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.960 dollars and they will raise money and they'll end up 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.920 getting like twenty five hundred of it because you know, 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.519 not a lot of people want to donate to that 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.520 because and they don't and they don't need it. I mean, 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.480 sure everybody could use a little bit more money. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.800 Yeah, but yeah, but I can I can guarantee if 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.359 you donate my venmo is Bailey Dash hesse htss dash 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.120 the number five and whatever you donate to me, I 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:08.280 will give that to local nonprofit theaters because they need 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:08.639 our money. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.480 Honestly, get her eye on a brand new iPad. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.880 Jenny, No, she wants a walking pad. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.480 Bo I do want to walk on to winter keep 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.040 training for my next walk. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.200 Suddenly we see in the winter Bailey just constantly on 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:25.480 our Instagram stories on our walking pad. Well, no, Bailey, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.280 we will. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.400 Know all right. It is one on one point three 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.640 kd w B. We get your keyword right now. For 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.440 Sabrina Carpenter, We're gonna fly you off to beautiful Los Angeles. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.560 You're gonna take off with your friend, have a couple 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:39.560 of cocktails on the plane on the way out at 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:43.680 your expense, and then when you get there, we see 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.360 Sabrina Carpenter in concert. I'm not sure what the venue is, 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:50.600 but probably the Sofi Arena. It's Crypto dot Com, Crypto 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.960 dot Com arena. We're gonna send yell there to see her, 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.720 and you'll also get the hotel, get the airfare thrown 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.880 in there and the tickets thrown in there as well. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:02.840 So use that keyword here. It is taste. The keyword 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.720 is taste. Use that on the iHeartRadio app to say 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.080 the keyword is taste. Open that up, tap that red microphone. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.800 The keyword is taste and you are good to go. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:17.479 Boo Bash is coming up. Somebody just gave me an 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.960 idea for a costume. Oh yeah, and it's clever and 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.359 it's totally doable. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.760 I just it's not Simon Cowell. Is it? Because we 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:26.719 were just talking about it. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.320 You don't tell us no, because in case, I do 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.560 it because it's a decent one. Thanks Georgie Ann for 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.640 sending me a ka I do for a costume. But 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.240 you guys are already stoked for your costume. Bailey and Jenny, 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.000 you've already come up with one, and we keep it 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.760 a secret from each other just for fun. So you 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.480 show up that night, We're like, oh. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.920 That's cool to Dave. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.919 I'll give you some ideas of when I asked on 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.919 Instagram the other day of what I should be, and 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.359 maybe you can steal some of these. Since I'm not 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.800 gonna be any of these, I'm ready. Do you want 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.960 to be hiker Barbie? A pink hiking gear, tiny pink backpack, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.719 you'd be hiker Barbie. I wouldn't rule it out. Okay, 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:02.040 a lady bug, I'd rule it. Yeah, what about a pinata? 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.240 And Bailey and I get to walk around with a 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.680 bat and hitch you every once in a while. Or 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.600 Andant we hit you every once in a while. And 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.320 that's what it is. When you see people will drop 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:16.120 candy out of there. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:22.360 Yes, I've been bad. 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.400 What about let's see you could be a sweet Martha cookie. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:28.440 Someone said that. Someone said a fart. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.800 Basically, if you've seen like the Lufa costumes, that's what 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.360 the fart looks like, just like brown and green, like fluff. 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:41.400 What about a sexy pirate, I'm not I can't. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.400 Pull off sexy. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.000 What about the loraxe? 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:49.800 I'll tell you what. Thanks for the ideas, I appreciate it. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.200 We had a I put together a boo badge song. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.040 We came up with the lyrics. A I came up 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:58.680 with this boo batge song and it's actually kind of catchy. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:09.200 Every year on Halloween, Dave Bryan throws a party that's 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.520 gotta be seen. Dressed up as princes Leah or a 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.760 big bag of trash, grab your best friend and come 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.120 to Boo Bash Boom. It's a party like no other. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.440 Bring us the story of your mother, Come dress. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.680 Like the Lone Ranger, get drunk and hook up with 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:27.560 the stranger. Mistic Lake is the place that's happened in 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:33.880 come as Princess Peach or scary Black, Scary Black comes 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:39.600 dress in one direction or Nasty East infection. See what 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:44.440 mistic Lake, y'all. We're gonna have ball y'all in one 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.280 thousand bucks an hour. Drink a dozen whiskey sours. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.080 Boo Bash right now. Let's get you tickets during the commercials. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.120 Call me now six five, one nine nine KDWB. If 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:56.479 you had a group and you're like, oh, we're gonna 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:58.560 be the Scooby Doo gang, I need five of us 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.400 because how's there's bell Alma, Freddy Shaggy and what's the 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:08.359 good One's game? No Daphne Daphne and then Scooby Doo. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.400 So if you want to you need five, just let 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.120 us know you need five. We'll get you five, but 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.320 make sure you show up. Don't take five spots and 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:15.440 then go whoo. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:19.720 I don't feel like go never mind your commitment right. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.400 Call me down. We'll get you into Boo Bash six five, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.920 one nine eight nine k d w u V is 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:28.960 the numb Oh. That music is a little bit spooky 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.000 because vont is about to stir the pot and get 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.120 your riled up. I can't even imagine what is on 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.200 your what was his? What was his yesterday? 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:37.880 The branch? 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.480 Yeah, branch dressing was terrible. It's like the dumbest thing ever. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.440 It's like saying ice cream is horrible. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.520 I wouldn't that. I would never say something so heinous. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.160 Okay, but I will tell you that if you dress 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.480 your dog up in regular clothes, you're doing too much. 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:53.440 All the time. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.400 First of all, it's not true. My girlfriend. I have 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.280 a dog with my girlfriend, a Lissa. Our dog's name 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.560 is Ava. My girlfriend treats her as if that's her 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.600 actual She texts me and says, look at our child. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.440 But she puts on it's like a cute little uh, 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.280 it's just little. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.640 Pumpkin or something like that. I just think it's too much. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.120 Put on a coat when they go outside, sure, because 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.480 it's cold, but a whole outfit. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.160 What are we doing? You're doing it for yourself? Are 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.480 you talking about shoes and a purse? I mean, what 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:20.360 are you talking about about dress? I've seen little skirts. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.640 I've seen for like boy dogs they have like a 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.280 little uh, it's like a suit and tie. But it's 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.440 like obviously all one piece. It's too much. Why does 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.480 that exist to waste money. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.560 For you trying to bring joy to people? Dogs don't 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.120 like it? Yeah, but is a dog? 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.160 Is only a dog really for the dog's enjoyment, for 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.520 the owner's and drugs A very good point. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.719 The dog doesn't get anything out of it half the time. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.840 Dogs hate having to wear that stuff anyway. And you 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:45.880 if I see your dog, your dog wearing an outfit, 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:47.640 it's I know you have money to waste. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.200 If you've seen the videos of dogs with their new shoes, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.199 their new rain boots or snow boots or whatever, and 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.079 they're walking around the house like what the heck is? 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.720 Then go to my Instagram literally right now. I'm gonna 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.920 reshare over the weekend. Alyssa got our dog ava like 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:01.440 boots or. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:03.800 Maidens or whatever for the snow. She hates them. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.280 She hates them, and she's like lifting her legs in 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:07.479 such a stupid. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.199 Way because do they walk like they have never walked before. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:10.839 It's so funny. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:13.920 You're also probably gonna lose those immediately because when I've 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.680 like walked dogs in the winter, the shoes come off 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.520 so quickly we really don't notice it. And then you 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.360 have to retrace your steps to look for that damn shoe. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.560 Well, that's what I'm saying. It's just a waste of money. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.480 I do agree with like some of those, but it 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:29.520 brings you joy. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.440 You get a little party hat for your dog on 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:32.520 their birthday, that's cute. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.240 Yes, even stupid will bring you joy too. But should 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.160 you do math as the dumbest reasoning. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.400 No, I'm just trying to free. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:39.840 I'm trying to make it it's free. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.559 That's even stupid or party hats. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.640 I came home on my birthday a couple months ago 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.800 and Alyssa had Ava in a party hat. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.280 First of all, Ava was not rocking. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.640 It was cute, like the thought of it, but Ava 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.200 was not rocking with the hat at all. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.960 Yeah, Doc, you don't like things like that. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.000 Here's one. Do you dress your pet up for Halloween? 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.960 Cats don't do anything. You might be able to get 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.920 a bonnet on a cat at maybe maybe, but we've 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:04.240 read dogs. Will you know, once they get used to it, 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.520 they don't care. We used to dress Josie up as 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.360 a biker. She had a little helmet on, a little 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:09.439 fake leather vest. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.720 That's cute, that's cute. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:14.120 We dressed her up for a couple of halloweens. I 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.679 don't know whether Bernie would, but I'm looking forward to 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.840 is Bernie he's raised in Missouri, were born in Missouri, 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.680 lived all his life until he moved here a couple 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.800 of months ago, and I don't think he's ever seen 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:30.040 snow before. So I'm looking forward to Bernie experiencing snow 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:30.760 for the first time. 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.760 And then you can actually track and see how white 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.440 he is versus the snow, and I bet he's actually 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:36.440 browner than you think. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.480 Well, that's an odd thing to say. I don't know. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.040 That was the first thing to pop up. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.600 Husky and they like, were you know, brown and white? 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.079 And so then the white never looked like white. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:50.079 Next to snow. Never never thought to do it. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:55.400 He's probably so filthy, filthy if you. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.800 Don't realize it until he has to stand next probably snow. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.400 Not the first thing I'm gonna do. Get Bernie out 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.240 the snow so I can see whether he's white or not. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:01.320 Not. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.360 My first comes to mind. I want to see him 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.080 go outside and be like, oh, this is cold, but 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:09.040 it's kind of fun to rop in now. That might 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:09.680 be kind of fun. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.800 I think Halloween costumes are fine. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.960 It's an occasion, you know, it's something that you're doing for, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.680 Like everybody wears a Halloween costume, but a regular outfit 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.200 day to day dogs don't need that. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.719 What about wearing like on Sundays you put your dog 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:22.760 in a Vikings jersey. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.520 I thought you were going to say, in a church suit, 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:29.160 a bike. No, that's very unnecessary. But I've seen those. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.240 Pet Smart definitely has a bunch of those. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.280 Oh totally. Yeah. We've bought Josie and our old dog racks. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.680 We have them in matching Vikings jerseys. Josie's was pink. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:43.600 I bet there's a lot of people who dress their 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.600 dogs up for Halloween. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.000 And how do you know that your your dog is 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:49.920 a Vikings fan Because it's the dog in the family. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.520 It doesn't want if that dog has any sense of 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.800 selfie won't be a dogs fan. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.520 That is an extension of you. So that's why I 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.320 think it's okay to dress up your dogs. It's for 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.480 your own it's my dog's body, my dog's choice. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.320 Remember, And to change the subject, you are never more 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:07.120 than thirty minutes away from Sabrina Carpenter tickets to go 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.560 to la to seear. Another keyword comes up in a 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:14.959 little bit on k d WB best song of the 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.280 last five years. There I said it. I firmly believe 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:21.760 it best song in the past five years. Damn is KATWB. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:23.960 We'll be back in a second. We got some important 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:29.080 stuff to talk about. First of all, would you buy 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.200 a house that someone died in? Would you buy a 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:37.080 house that someone was murdered in? We'll talk about that, 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.480 see whether you're in the majority or not at Also, 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.400 there's a phrase that's been banned from school rooms around 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.600 the country. It is a phrase that has been banned 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.640 because kids love this phrase, and they are banning this 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.800 phrase from schoolhouses. School houses. I don't know where that. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.920 In the seventies one room school houses. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.079 They will take you back and make you pull a 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.680 limb off of a tree a little switch show. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.520 Did you Did you ever have to stand with your 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.080 nose and a piece of chalk between you and. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:04.000 The wall as a punishment? 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:04.640 Not even once? 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:07.559 No, I feel like when I did those school field 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:11.360 trips to the schoolhouses, these were different kind of punishments 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.600 of kids did when they were little. And I just 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.400 know you grew up in the thirties, so. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.679 All right, we'll be back. We'll tell you about that. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.800 What phrase has been banned from school houses around Amurica? Weill. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.760 It turns out that if you buy a house in Minnesota, 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.560 did somebody has been murdered or died in that does 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.240 not have to be disclosed, according to a realtor who 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.800 just sent us a text message. But if somebody there 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.240 is a suicide in the home, that does need to 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.000 be disclosed. 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.280 What about like a murder? 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.199 Did you just listen to I thought when you said 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.640 like that, if they died, it doesn't have to be disclosed, 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.040 Like if you die in your sleep. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.840 No piece, But a murder or a murder doesn't need 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.760 to be disclosed? Yeah what yeah? What about a suicide? Well, 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:57.320 shut up, I will hit you. I get it, you 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.400 know what? I get the same thing around my house. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.200 You know what' happen around my house all the time. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.280 Like Alison is over and Justin's over and they're all 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.040 having a little conversation about oh I don't know the vikings, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:09.680 and I'll be like, oh, yeah, did you hear that 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.160 Justin Jefferson broke around, And I will get no response 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.160 as if they didn't hear a word I'm so used 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.760 to it Vaant, and nobody listens to. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.200 It too, because I say the funniest things, and all 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.280 of a sudden, Vat will repeat it two seconds later, 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.320 and Dave gives him the biggest laugh and didn't even 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.960 know I just said it because. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.520 The man says, you had to say it, louder. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.160 I don't think it's weird that you could someone could 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:32.840 get murdered in your house and they don't have to 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.320 tell you, But a suicide has to be disclosed. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:36.320 That makes no sense. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.000 Also black mold, black mold, Yes, well, yeah, some people 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:43.160 don't dispose that. No, you're right they don't. They'll lie 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.120 about it and they'll be like, there was no black 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.960 mold when I moved in here anyway. So would you 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.360 buy a house that somebody died in? Seventy percent of 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.040 us would have no problem buying a house where somebody 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.800 had died. Thirty eight percent went as far as to 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.880 say they would be fined buying a house where somebody 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.720 was murdered as long as they clean up the gore. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.640 You know. It's like there's gore on the walls, and 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.240 I don't really want It's like, oh, I had the 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.720 living room over here, and here's the kitchen, and we 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.160 got a brand new dishwasher, and there's some gore. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.560 Yeah, no, don't mind that, man. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:15.440 Can we wipe up the gore? 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.520 Can we wipe up the door? 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.680 Twenty five percent when in for said we'd buy a 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.960 house that had been haunted or we knew was haunted, 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.320 and twenty eight percent said that they would buy a 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.720 home that the neighbors were afraid of. They're like, you're 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:35.160 looking at the Johnson House. You know the Johnson House 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:39.000 is cursed. I don't think i'd buy that house. There 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.800 was a cursed house in our neighborhood when we lived 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.800 a different bart to chan Hassen. Yeah, they always had 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.200 their blinds closed, windows closed, never saw anybody play in 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:46.840 the yard. You'd see them come and go. They'd close 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.080 the garage door as soon as they pulled in the 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.800 garage and nobody knew who they were. It was like, 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.440 there're either some evil doings in there, or it is 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.320 a cursed house. And the next family moved in same thing. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:57.360 I would. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.560 I feel like I'm the curse house in the neighborhood. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.120 I just going and out of my garage. I have 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.200 a backyard that has a privacy fence so you never 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.960 see me, and I want my blind shut. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.080 There's a major League baseball team, and I don't follow 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.920 baseball that closely, but I read the story that they 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.760 refused to play. They refuse to stay in a hotel 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.440 while they're on the road during the baseball playoffs because 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.480 that hotel is apparently the most haunted hotel in Major 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.800 League Baseball, so they don't want to stay there. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.680 So some people are texting and saying you absolutely need 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.359 to disclose a murder when selling a house in Minnesota. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.720 Oh okay, that apparently they were lying. But natural deaths 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.520 do not need to be I wouldn't think so. 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:34.440 Yeah, because you know, old lady Sharish died, I would 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.920 and died in the bedroom and whatever. I didn't even 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.240 know she was sick. It was a shocked to mean too. 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:45.000 She looks fine. She looked fine. All right. The phrase 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.800 has been banned. You probably guessed it already. Several teachers 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.640 have texted in happy MEA. The phrase that people hate 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:54.000 is six seven six seven. You got to say, it's 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:58.120 just like the completely meaningless term that sends teens and 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.240 tweens into a frenzy of delight. It has become such 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.600 a distraction of the classrooms that schools have been gone 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.600 banning it. They say it is disrupting lessons, with students 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.720 blurted it out during roll call or whenever number six 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:16.200 and seven are mentioned. In response, teachers are enforcing creative consequences. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:20.000 One teacher from Michigan says, I've been teaching for twenty years. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.160 I've dealt with all sorts of slaying. Nothing has driven 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.560 me crazier than this one. To combat it, she requires 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.520 students to write sixty a sixty seven word essay each 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:29.720 time they say it. 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:31.280 That's not a big essay to be real, Yeah, but 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.840 each time you say it each time? 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.399 Yeah, Remember when Ensign was on and he described all 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.199 of these like common things my kids are saying nowadays. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.720 It was like a twelve thirteen year old kid. He 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:43.560 just called in. He knew it as the young person 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:44.080 on the show. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:45.639 This is how I know I'm getting old because I 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.639 had to ask my two little sisters, who are fifteen 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.919 and ten, what it meant, and they low key couldn't 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:50.679 even explain it to me. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:51.919