WEBVTT - Maintenance Mishaps  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, is Mojo in the morning, Anna has an

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<v Speaker 1>issue with the maintenance guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So what was wrong in the apartment that needed to

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<v Speaker 2>be done?

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<v Speaker 3>This stinkin' washer dryer that takes six hours to dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I still can't believe that it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Now leaking everywhere every time that I use it, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>not just a little bit of water. I put down

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<v Speaker 3>a bath towel, It's soaked within like an hour. So

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<v Speaker 3>I submitted a maintenance request. And yesterday I get home

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<v Speaker 3>from the show, probably around like noon or something. My

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<v Speaker 3>dryer is running and there's stuff in it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>at first I'm confused. I'm like, I didn't start a

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<v Speaker 3>load of laundry, and then I'm like, oh wait, I

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<v Speaker 3>submitted a request. The maintenance man must have started it.

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<v Speaker 3>Plus there's towels in it, so I'm like the maintenance

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<v Speaker 3>man took the towels put it in the dryer to

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<v Speaker 3>test it out. And then there were footprints all over too,

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<v Speaker 3>like muddy footprints. So I'm very upset with my maintenance

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<v Speaker 3>I think one they should have left me a note

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<v Speaker 3>saying what they did. So I didn't get home extremely

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<v Speaker 3>alarmed that there was an intruder.

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<v Speaker 2>And they touched her hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're like granted it was the towel that was

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<v Speaker 3>on the floor that was soaking wet, but I still

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<v Speaker 3>thought that was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, he did your laundry for you? No,

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<v Speaker 2>do you understand? And I want somebody touching my towels

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<v Speaker 2>and underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know what apartment complex that is because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get an apartment there where the apartment

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<v Speaker 1>people do your laundry for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he should have mopped the floor too, because he

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<v Speaker 3>left a mess. And I'm so mad at them. But

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<v Speaker 3>my friends say that I'm being like, like doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Too much another Karen moment. There, not me, it's them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to ask this question because I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you there's some people that have this too. Are there

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<v Speaker 1>any listeners that have ever had the maintenance guy come

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<v Speaker 1>to your apartment to do something? And what did you

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<v Speaker 1>catch them doing? I want to know what they they've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just add to the story? So this morning

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up. Guess what, there's a puddle of water

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<v Speaker 3>next to my drive So it's not even fit.

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<v Speaker 4>So if if somebody enters your apartment, they don't have

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<v Speaker 4>to send you a text or call you and get

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<v Speaker 4>the mission for.

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<v Speaker 3>You, because I immediately went to the leasing office and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I just have a few comments for you. And I

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<v Speaker 3>told that and she was like, one, they should have

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<v Speaker 3>left you a note and they should have wore shoe covers,

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, thank you, Why why did they not?

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<v Speaker 2>You got it had a shoe booty's on. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you have a big basket of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't umber shoe booty up about to submit another maintenance

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<v Speaker 3>request because it's still broken. I'm gonna leave shoe covers

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<v Speaker 3>next to the door because I have them too.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a phone scam back in the day the

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<v Speaker 1>apartment maintenance guy, where we called the person up who

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to have apartment stuff done and called up

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<v Speaker 1>and made it seem like the apartment maintenance guy was

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<v Speaker 1>inside the house going through the refrigerator, doing all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff like going through you know, your your drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if any apartment maintenance guys have ever gone

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<v Speaker 1>through through women's drawers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, And now I'm wondering that, like what else

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<v Speaker 3>did he do if he was touching my towels and

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<v Speaker 3>starting the machine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is your apartment maintenance thing or your apartment as high

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<v Speaker 1>tech like my son Joe's in Tampa. So Joe's in

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<v Speaker 1>Tampa has an app, and he goes to the app

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<v Speaker 1>and it basically will It's the coolest thing ever. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically like ordering door Dash or whatever or an uber.

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<v Speaker 1>You go in there and you basically call for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You say that you have an issue. It shows every

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<v Speaker 1>room in his place, and it's like, what's the issue?

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<v Speaker 1>The issue is in the kitchen? Is the issue in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen? And you give choices dishwasher, refrigerator, whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>he hits the thing and it goes on there and

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<v Speaker 1>it goes, it goes, and it will show you the

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<v Speaker 1>time of when they will be up there, and it

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<v Speaker 1>counts down a countdown thing, and they will guarantee that

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<v Speaker 1>they come there. It's pretty cool. Apartment guy coming up

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<v Speaker 1>to your house to do your towels for you. Hold on, Brianna,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you have happened to you with a maintenance guy?

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<v Speaker 5>So I had a maintenance fan come to my house

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<v Speaker 5>and he was supposed to repaint our bathroom, but somehow

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<v Speaker 5>he fell backwards and he broke our toilet. And we

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<v Speaker 5>had no idea any of this happened. He proceeded to leave,

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<v Speaker 5>buy a brand new toilet, bring it back, and install

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<v Speaker 5>it without us ever knowing, and then he made my

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<v Speaker 5>landlord that he broke it. Well, a new toilet, right,

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta fell backwards and broken.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you rather come back to a new toilet

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<v Speaker 1>or the man dead with a pile of blood, or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, right around him and your toilet.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I guess the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess that's that's actually nice that he did that. Natalie,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>It's moch on the morning from morning mod of in

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<v Speaker 6>the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, I'm good, Thank you too much. I had

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<v Speaker 7>an experience where I had moved into this one bedroom

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<v Speaker 7>apartment and it was really small, as my first apartment ever,

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<v Speaker 7>and they put a note on our door saying that

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<v Speaker 7>they were going to come in the next couple of

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<v Speaker 7>days to replace.

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<v Speaker 3>The entire front door.

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<v Speaker 7>So I thought they would like call and let me

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<v Speaker 7>know a time or something. So I wake up one

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<v Speaker 7>morning at like eight am and I opened the door

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<v Speaker 7>to my bedroom and I'm just in my underwear because

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<v Speaker 7>I've been sleeping, and there was a dude in my

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<v Speaker 7>like apartment I had.

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<v Speaker 3>Never seen before.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm sorry that you opened the door to your

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<v Speaker 1>apartment or your door?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>So did you? Were you opening the door now? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So you just woke up thinking I'm going to walk

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<v Speaker 1>out in my living area in my undies and there's some.

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<v Speaker 6>There.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought something else was going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Was he a good looking I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>I splammed the door and started freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe the guy, the maintenance guy, wouldn't worry

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<v Speaker 1>about that happening if he knew he was going into

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's apartment that something could happen.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Mindy?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Hi'm out, don't how's everything going?

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, Mindy? You got yourself a voice on you?

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<v Speaker 5>Were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you a little screaming last night at the TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>I have a projectile voice, mojole.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, you know what?

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<v Speaker 6>My mom?

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<v Speaker 1>My mom had one too, and it was always yelling

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<v Speaker 1>at me what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Me too?

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<v Speaker 4>I hand a landmark one time come in my house

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<v Speaker 4>while I was gone to work and I needed flooring

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<v Speaker 4>replaced in my bathroom and I didn't know he was coming.

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<v Speaker 4>I come home. He had cut the boards out right

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<v Speaker 4>in my bathroom, all my toothbrushes, everything was covered in

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<v Speaker 4>sod off. Yeah, I came home from work that way.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do did you run down yell at him,

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<v Speaker 1>or did you get on the phone and say, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing my month rent.

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<v Speaker 4>I for slander. I want to pick him off. And

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<v Speaker 4>oh I just cleaned up the mess and I never

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<v Speaker 4>called him again unless I knew I was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be home. But it was a nightmare to clean up.

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<v Speaker 4>I had two little kids, and everything in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Was this coloring.

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<v Speaker 1>A bad landlord can really ruin your life, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean like that? Yeah, Yeah, that's that's the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes I don't know what's the worst landlord. A

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<v Speaker 1>privately owned guy that just like is making some money

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<v Speaker 1>on the side, or one of these big old rental

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<v Speaker 1>companies that they have out there. You know, sometimes it

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<v Speaker 1>can be that, you know, one is better than the other.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Jackie?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>So I was about seven eight months pregnant. It was

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<v Speaker 6>the middle of June. I had put in multiple tickets

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<v Speaker 6>to the maintenance man to fix our AC units. So

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<v Speaker 6>during the day the one day I ended up taking

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<v Speaker 6>a nap, I was completely naked in my room with

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<v Speaker 6>the door shut. I wake up to my husband yelling

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<v Speaker 6>at me, asking why I sleeping naked with someone in

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<v Speaker 6>the apartment. Oh, no, there's no one in the apartment.

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<v Speaker 6>Well here, it was a maintenance guy walked into the

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<v Speaker 6>apartment and decided just to start fixing the ac after

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<v Speaker 6>coming into my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my no, wait, did he see you naked?

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<v Speaker 6>I think he did. You're pretty sure because the bedroom

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<v Speaker 6>door was open when my husband got home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to hear from a maintenance worker, like, what's

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<v Speaker 3>protocol if you walk into a house and you see

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<v Speaker 3>something like that, because usually they ask you if they

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<v Speaker 3>can enter without like someone being home. So if someone's

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<v Speaker 3>not answering.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the deal. Jackiet out of that whole thing. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing that would have bothered Kevin the most would have

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<v Speaker 1>been not that you were naked and he saw you,

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<v Speaker 1>was that if he didn't have shoe booties. Huh be

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<v Speaker 1>worried about two booties? By the way, And I know

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<v Speaker 1>you were pregnant at the time, So I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that that is in porn. But that sounds like the

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<v Speaker 1>start of a porn, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like make the.

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<v Speaker 1>Maintenance guy walks in and I'm laying on the bed naked,

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<v Speaker 1>the air conditioning units broken.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 6>Boom.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, your husband calls up on the phone. Next

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<v Speaker 1>thing you know, scene to your husband joined you.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, you're pretty weight to much thoughts of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying I think I've seen that before. But

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<v Speaker 2>all right, well, thank you for the calling. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I lost Jack. Hopefully she's not in the car with

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<v Speaker 2>her kids.