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Speaker 1: I have known Jed since high school.

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Speaker 2: My best friend Jed's not here right now though, he's

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Speaker 2: on vacation, and I just want to tell a little.

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Speaker 1: Story about my best friend. I wish he was here,

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Speaker 1: but he's not.

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Speaker 2: He left me with a partying gift, and that gift

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Speaker 2: is what I want to discuss right now one more time.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know, Jed is my best friend since

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Speaker 2: high school. He's now the producer of the show. He's

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Speaker 2: always been the producer of the show. We just now

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Speaker 2: do this show, Ashley. I mentioned in college, Jed walked

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Speaker 2: in right before he left a couple of days ago

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Speaker 2: with something in his hand. And this thing meant a

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Speaker 2: lot to me. So I got a brand new phone.

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Speaker 2: In order to get into our building, you have to

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Speaker 2: get access with your phone. It's like a key card

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Speaker 2: on your phone. With my new phone, I don't have

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Speaker 2: access anymore. He walked in before he left, he said, listen,

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Speaker 2: I know I opened the door for you.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to leave you with something nice. Here's a

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Speaker 1: key card.

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Speaker 2: So he hands me the key card and immediately I'm like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, that's like super super nice of him,

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Speaker 2: you know, because even when he does things that just

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Speaker 2: a producer should do. It's like, man, this is my

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Speaker 2: best friend, Like that really means a lot. So the

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Speaker 2: fact that he was leaving and he left me this,

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Speaker 2: it genuinely, it meant a lot, and I wanted to

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Speaker 2: take the moment I had written it down once he

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Speaker 2: did it, to like thank him even though he's not here,

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Speaker 2: and just show you that he's just the best.

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Speaker 1: That's was the plan. The plan has changed because.

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Speaker 2: I am then told that this was not some thing

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Speaker 2: that he just he stole this. This is our building

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Speaker 2: key card that is in a lock box that is

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Speaker 2: used to get people into the building that they're locked out,

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Speaker 2: that you used.

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Speaker 3: To enter and when you enter, you put it right back.

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Speaker 2: I was asked, hey, do you know where the key

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Speaker 2: card is at all? And I'm like the one that

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Speaker 2: Jed gave me and they go, well, well, hold on,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean Jed gave you a key card

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Speaker 2: to go, oh, he gave me a new key card

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Speaker 2: because I need it, And they're like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, no, it can't be that.

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Speaker 2: There's another key card that we use for the lock

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Speaker 2: box and we just can't find it right now. But no,

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Speaker 2: Jed wouldn't do that. He definitely did, because I went

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Speaker 2: into that lock box and it's not there. Yeah, anyone

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Speaker 2: ever steal a gift for someone? Eight hundred four nine

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Speaker 2: ninety three ninety three. Is anyone ever found out that

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Speaker 2: the gift that they received was stolen? What do you

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Speaker 2: do with it? I gotta put this back?

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Speaker 1: You had I.

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Speaker 3: Kept it in the media because he's gonna be on

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Speaker 3: camera taking it, and you're gonna be on camera putting

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Speaker 3: in back.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be on camera at all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but we can't leave the whole entire

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Speaker 2: weekend without someone being able to What if someone can't

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Speaker 2: get in over the wind?

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Speaker 1: Jed love Jeed, but that's on Jed.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna think he took it for the whole weekend

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Speaker 3: because if you put it back, Oh yeah, you're there

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Speaker 3: like we've been. This has been missing for three days

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Speaker 3: now and Joe has had it this whole time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like, how dare he? What y'all going down? But

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Speaker 1: that's what you mean though, that's not my fault. That's

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Speaker 1: what you do as a best friend. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: down with the ship. I've got to go down with

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Speaker 1: I want to, but I will. I can't believe he did.

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Speaker 1: Actually I can't believe he did it.

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Speaker 3: But also I can't because it's literally a card that

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Speaker 3: has accessed.

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Speaker 1: It's for everyone.

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Speaker 3: I've used it at one point because I had the

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Speaker 3: same issue with my phone and I couldn't get in

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Speaker 3: the building, so I had to put the code in.

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Speaker 1: What did I do? I was the smart person.

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Speaker 3: Who opened the door and I put it back.

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Speaker 1: Jed's like, no, no, not why. I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: that we have this. I didn't know that this existed.

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Speaker 3: Because sometimes your phone won't work. We can't depend on technology.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't work at all, exactly, depending on technology, you

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Speaker 3: can't come into work.

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Speaker 1: How about this? Just get key cards?

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Speaker 3: We did we have them?

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Speaker 1: What did they give us? Key card?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I have a key card. I think I do. I

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Speaker 1: should still have it. Let me check. I definitely don't

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Speaker 1: have that. Hey. Who's this?

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Speaker 4: Hey it's Carlos.

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Speaker 1: What up? Carlos? Carlos?

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Speaker 2: Can you believe Jed stole this gift?

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Speaker 4: Listen, you just threw your friend under the bus. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: how did I throw.

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Speaker 2: Him under the bus? He threw me under the bus

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Speaker 2: by stealing me a gift?

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Speaker 4: No, you still threw under the bus. Never tell you

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Speaker 4: on your friend when he's trying to do you a favorite.

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Speaker 2: Fine, then let me change it. Anyways, Jen did something nice.

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Speaker 2: He got me a key card. He made it. He

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Speaker 2: went to Office Max and got them to make the

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Speaker 2: key So look at that.

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Speaker 1: See, Carlos, all is good now.

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Speaker 4: Yep, but he he meant it in a good way. Though.

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Speaker 2: That's true when HR calls me and writes me up

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Speaker 2: for stealing office things, and I'll take the chat.

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Speaker 4: But now everybody knows that you have a stolen key card.

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Speaker 4: You just announced it on the radio.

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Speaker 3: I did, wait, I did, And people are driving into

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Speaker 3: the office right now, like, oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 3: get the work.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Joe, Oh jesus, I didn't even realize.

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Speaker 4: Oh I love you. I really do make my morning

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Speaker 4: so bright.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could just give you a big hug

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Speaker 1: right now. Carlos, you're the best, same, same.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 4: I have a suggestion, though it better be a good one.

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Speaker 4: It's a good one. It's listen. I love when you

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Speaker 4: when you get excited when people win. But what used

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Speaker 4: to make my morning was when you used to play

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Speaker 4: benga bus when people want and you stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: I can't I can't you want to know? Lie?

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Speaker 2: Because our podcast got a little bit too big and

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Speaker 2: then we get sued if we play copyright music.

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Speaker 1: Didn't that stay?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: God it?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to just hear sing.

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Speaker 2: Sing your way out, Carlos sing? Sing the song right now?

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Speaker 2: We won't get sued if you sing it. Go ahead

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Speaker 2: and sing it.

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Speaker 4: God, I can't sing it, Carlos.

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Speaker 1: We love you. David go ahead.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I know people have.

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Speaker 2: Said that before that the show does sound different lately.

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Speaker 2: I know that it's copyrights that have ruined the show.

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Speaker 1: David, go ahead.

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Speaker 5: Hey, how are you guys doing today?

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Speaker 1: Fantastic? Go ahead.

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Speaker 5: So when I was when I was about fifteen years old,

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Speaker 5: I forgot my mom by my mom my Mother's Day gifts.

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Speaker 5: So I was at my buddy's clubhouse at its apartment complex,

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Speaker 5: like swimming or whatnot, and they had this clock on

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Speaker 5: the wall and matched my mom's brand new bedroom set.

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Speaker 5: So I took that. I stole that from the clubhouse

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Speaker 5: and I gave it to her.

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Speaker 1: Did she ever find out?

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Speaker 5: I did tell her years later, you know, because now

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Speaker 5: I'm in my early forties. So I did tell her eventually.

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Speaker 5: Years later, I was like, you know, I stole this,

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Speaker 5: and she's like really, and I was like yeah. She's like,

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Speaker 5: oh my god, that's horrible, but it's still there. And

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Speaker 5: then MAT's perfectly so yeah, she said.

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Speaker 1: She says it's horrible, but she's keeping it.

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Speaker 5: She goes, she definitely, yeah, she definitely get. They're still

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Speaker 5: on the wall to this day, still there.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy my son has sticky figures. You got

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Speaker 2: to get it from somewhere, David. Maybe your mom used

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Speaker 2: to do too when she was younger.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know, she might have that. It's hereditary.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Hey, David, I'm gonna send you out

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Speaker 1: now that that