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<v Speaker 2>It is Would you rather Friday? Where I ask you?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather questions? And we go around the horn

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<v Speaker 2>here all right day? Would you rather be forced to

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<v Speaker 2>listen to the Barney theme song? Or someone slurp soup

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<v Speaker 2>for twenty four hours straight?

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<v Speaker 1>Barney theme song? Really, it's music, at least it's music,

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<v Speaker 1>not slurping.

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<v Speaker 3>The same song over and over already.

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<v Speaker 4>The same slurping over and over again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think Barney. It's gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say slurp soup. I know Jenny would hate

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<v Speaker 2>that because she hates mouth sounds. But mouth sounds don't

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<v Speaker 2>bother me like chewing slurping. Eh, Who cares.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather have to dress fancy or in sweats,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter the situation, for the rest of your life?

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<v Speaker 1>Have to I cannot explain it. So in other words,

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<v Speaker 1>if I go to church or I go to a wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in sweats, I cannot explain it.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not, okay, Uh, fancy, fancy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, it's always better to be overdressed than under dressed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I almost applied for my first job ever at Men's

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<v Speaker 5>warehouse just because I wanted to wear a suit all

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<v Speaker 5>the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm choosing fancy. See.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say fancy as well, only because, like I wish,

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<v Speaker 2>I like, we wake up so early for this job

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<v Speaker 2>and I literally just throw on what's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Closest to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I if I had more time to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like get ready in the morning, I would be dressing

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<v Speaker 2>nicer every day.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't feel like it. So I like dressing fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's fun. David would go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather work cleaning up toxic waste or as

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<v Speaker 2>a mortician's assistant?

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<v Speaker 1>Mortician's assistant it's a respectable job. They're both respectable jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>but toxic waste sounds dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. It does sound a little bit more dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>But what is toxic waste? Like something like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>like that battery acids and said toxic waste.

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<v Speaker 5>The first thing I thought about was you ever see

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<v Speaker 5>those videos on TikTok of the people cleaning porter potties. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's what I thought you meant, like disgusting philth flaring flow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you prefer toxic waste or mortician's assistant.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll still go toxic waste. That's you. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>they pay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I picked toxic weights too, because I want

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<v Speaker 2>to wear that funny little like yellow jumpsuit.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that'd be cute, like the one people were

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<v Speaker 3>wearing in COVID. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather not shower for a week or three

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<v Speaker 2>times a day for a week?

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<v Speaker 4>Three times a day for a week?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just wouldn't shower. I know, sometimes I don't go.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in a whole nother room three times a day,

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<v Speaker 5>especially in the summer.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes in the summer it's required that you take two

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<v Speaker 3>showers a day. I always get.

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<v Speaker 2>Mad in the summer when I get sweaty and then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like required to shower every day versus every other.

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<v Speaker 3>Day because it just takes up so much time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, would you rather be stuck in a zombie apocalypse

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<v Speaker 2>or an alien invasion?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Man, Well, the aliens are smart and they are

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<v Speaker 1>here too, are they? They're not friendly aliens?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, for the sake of the question, probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>Zombies move very slowly and can be taken out with

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<v Speaker 1>a shotgun blast, whereas aliens, the shotguns ain't gonna stop them.

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<v Speaker 4>They're moving at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Speed of light, and they're there to like kind of annihilate,

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<v Speaker 2>versus zombies are just there to eat your brain if

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<v Speaker 2>they catch I take zombies, all right, fine, going, Aliens

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<v Speaker 2>alien so many questions for them.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not going to listen to you. You know, you

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<v Speaker 3>never asked. That's true, Maybe they would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would also pick zombie apocalypse, though, me and my

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<v Speaker 2>mom have we've got an understanding if the zombie apocalypse happens,

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<v Speaker 2>are some kind of like dystopian future, and we will

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<v Speaker 2>likely die, will just kill each other just we don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to live through it. I don't want to live

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<v Speaker 2>through a zombie apocalypse. I don't want to try. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather die in my mother's arms than buy a zombie?

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<v Speaker 3>Last one?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather begin every sentence with hate jerk face

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<v Speaker 2>or end every sentence with ha ha?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>For how long?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Every sentence with hay jerk face or ever no explanation?

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<v Speaker 4>Both terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so you can't like follow it up with sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like a tick. I know what? What for

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<v Speaker 3>the sake of the would you rather?

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<v Speaker 2>There's no caveats here, it's would you rather begin every

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<v Speaker 2>sense with hay jerk face or end every sentence with ha?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just kidding. I'll do ha. Sorry, I was

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<v Speaker 3>just kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>No, change my mind. Yeah, that sounds more palatable.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be me like Zach Dylan comes in,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, hey, good morning, how you guys doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey jerk face. I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, what Zach Dylan?

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<v Speaker 5>I would, But if it's my first time at like

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<v Speaker 5>a job or something like hey, jerk face, excuse me big?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But what if then you're like, you know, saying I

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<v Speaker 2>love you for the first time, and I'd be like, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Love you ha ha?

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<v Speaker 5>I was just kidding, Or you're giving a speak you're

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<v Speaker 5>giving a eulogy and it's like, oh, Dave was such

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<v Speaker 5>a good person.

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<v Speaker 4>Just kididding guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd probably pick ha ha, I was just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked that one. That reminds me of you, Dave,

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<v Speaker 2>things that you say like, hey, jerk facing hahi, I

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<v Speaker 2>was just kidding, or it's a Joke's a job, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a job.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Thank you everybody that was the Daily.

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<v Speaker 1>Daily gave a shout out to Tiffany because Tiffany is

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in from Los Angeles. She's going to Disneyland today

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<v Speaker 1>so that is really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Here about that and me pictures on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Rosie is turning twelve years old today. That is

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<v Speaker 1>from your mom. Happy twelfth birthday, broth heyd w B.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a dilemma and I'm gonna it's not a dilemma.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically, am I the jerk. I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you a story. It's a true story about something Susan

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<v Speaker 1>wants me to do and I don't want to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I probably will, but I don't want to. And

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<v Speaker 1>she said, well, if you don't want to, then don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take care of it myself. Yeah, but then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a jerk. Yeah, I want to hear your

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<v Speaker 1>honest opinion. I wonder if anybody will agree with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they won't, but I want to run it

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<v Speaker 1>by you. Coming up next, my wife Susan needs a

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<v Speaker 1>ride to the airport tomorrow morning. Her plane leaves at

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<v Speaker 1>eight am. That means I got to get up at

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<v Speaker 1>about mirror probably six to get ready to have some coffee,

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<v Speaker 1>brush my teeth, drive her to the airport with about

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<v Speaker 1>a half an hour forty minutes. Huh, what time does

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<v Speaker 1>she have to be there at eight am? Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>got to be there at seven or quarter till seven.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you got to wake up earlier than that, buddy,

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<v Speaker 5>you gotta wake up earlier than six.

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<v Speaker 3>I think six will probably do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So either way, I got to get up at

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<v Speaker 1>like five thirty or six on my day off, and

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<v Speaker 1>we only get two days a week to sleep in.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, oh, eight o clock, can't you drive yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Drive yourself? That's just a park and pay for that.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know it'll cost probably she'll be there

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<v Speaker 4>for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll probably cost a couple of you know, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty bucks to park ge uber I think is

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<v Speaker 1>probably going to be eighty bucks each way.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know fifty bucks each.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So no, of course I'm going to take up

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course I went a driver.

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<v Speaker 2>Because then you're awake. Then you can get yourself like

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<v Speaker 2>a little treat on the way home.

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<v Speaker 3>And now you could dance around naked in your house

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<v Speaker 3>because you have the house to yourself. I mean that's true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>am I am?

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<v Speaker 1>I just a baby's shining spoiled baby for even being

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<v Speaker 1>annoyed that.

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<v Speaker 4>I got to take her to the air force.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you still get to sleep in like an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and a half? I get your pain because I am

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<v Speaker 2>not a nap person.

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<v Speaker 5>Like if I woke up to take Alissa to the

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<v Speaker 5>airport afterward, I can't just go back home and go

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<v Speaker 5>back to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom'm just up there. I couldn't do that either. I

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<v Speaker 1>will probably take a nap later in the afternoon. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just, you know, I whined about it a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, and she's so nice. She said, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take an uber, and I said no, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather save the one hundred dollars or whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got to pick her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, also, she'd take the uber and then resent you

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<v Speaker 2>for not bringing her so.

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<v Speaker 4>Like what she resents me anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, you wanted to resent you more? No exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>So am I wrong for being whiny about it?

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<v Speaker 2>All?

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<v Speaker 4>I am?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can do a nice thing. You can be upset,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't be whindy about Get an hour and a

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<v Speaker 3>half more of sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be awake. Do you want me to text you?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and I'll be like, Hey, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also awake. Haha it's it's dark out still haha.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, I'll be awake.

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<v Speaker 4>Does anybody come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anybody listening who comes down on my Side's like,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's the thing. She would do the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>for me without a lick of complaining.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you're the only one that complained in this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I'm willing, but I'll complain about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, sure is early. I could be sleeping right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not just willing, but you'll complain about it. You're

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<v Speaker 2>you're willing, but only after you've also looked up how

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<v Speaker 2>much an uber would cost and how much parking would cost.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not actually being willing.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm perfectly willing to do it. I know you

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<v Speaker 4>know I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get up at five point thirty, throw on

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<v Speaker 1>probably the clothes that I'm wearing right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, the banana shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>The banana shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and uh, the driver to the airport. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>be a good a good husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's coming, nobody, nobody's answering on my side. Well, that's fine, Pariah.

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<v Speaker 4>In the marriage world, you're a.

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<v Speaker 3>Martyr, truly.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe the way they say happy wife, happy life,

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<v Speaker 5>but also happy spells, happy house.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I've never heard that one before.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, so just the same way you got to

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<v Speaker 5>make some sacrifice of Susan or your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Susan could it was a wake up to

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<v Speaker 3>take you.

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<v Speaker 1>To She does a lot for me, so I know

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<v Speaker 1>she does. I was kind of hoping you guys would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, get her an uber.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I did pitch uber. I did say that, but

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<v Speaker 5>then you said it's like eighty bucks, which is still

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<v Speaker 5>cheaper than her driving herself. I will say that in

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<v Speaker 5>its less effort.

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<v Speaker 1>I even looked up the parking ride like it's part

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<v Speaker 1>like offside parking it's still expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, this Texas, Dave, you're being whiny. I work

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<v Speaker 2>two jobs, so work seven days a week and don't

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<v Speaker 2>get to sleep in two days, So be grateful.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right, you know what, They're right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, right, you'll be a buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>M all right.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll wrap up with Dave's dirt coming up next on

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<v Speaker 4>k d WUB. Gossip is made up by Dave. It's

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<v Speaker 4>Dave's dirt on kd w B.

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<v Speaker 1>This text says that I was talking about my wife

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<v Speaker 1>wants me to get up early tomorrow morning, at like

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<v Speaker 1>five thirty or six in driver of the airport. I

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<v Speaker 1>said I should take a take an uber for part

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<v Speaker 1>of herself, and I thought that more people would side

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<v Speaker 1>with me, but not really mean that. I think that honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if people are being honest, they are definitely on my side.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're being dishonest and you're deceiving yourself. Yea yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yah yah yeah yeah. Here's the Texas says, don't worry, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you. I'd be annoyed too. Another one says,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree day when you reach a certain age in life,

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<v Speaker 1>you just pay to park at the Airport's part of

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<v Speaker 1>the vacation expense. Yeah, Dave, you're a big baby. Bring

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<v Speaker 1>her to the airport that one. Here's my favorite one.

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<v Speaker 4>Dave. You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>You wake up early every day of the week, and

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<v Speaker 1>since Bailey's gonna be up early, Bailey should drive her

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<v Speaker 1>to the airport. After all, Bailey works for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't work for you on Saturdays. Period.

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<v Speaker 4>You remember that. I can remember that. You're not remember

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<v Speaker 4>what remember?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the movie Send Help comes out this weekend. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I want to go see that sometime this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I might go by myself. It sounds kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like kind of a fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the one where this woman is working for this

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<v Speaker 1>horrible boss and then they're going on a business trip

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<v Speaker 1>and they crash and they end up on an island,

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<v Speaker 1>stranded somewhere, and he's like, I'm your boss, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not my boss anymore days because she knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to survive and he does.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called sin Help. It actually looks pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>You should go and let me know. I will never

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<v Speaker 3>see it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Timothy shaw Lemey and Kylie Jenner are potentially talking about

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<v Speaker 2>purposing marriage to each other. The couple's dated for three

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<v Speaker 2>years as of now, and tim Otay probably should lock

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<v Speaker 2>it down because Kylie is worth at least twenty times

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<v Speaker 2>what he is worth, because she's like a billionaire, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would be a wise decision if he

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<v Speaker 2>does want to marry her and lock up some of

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<v Speaker 2>that money.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only that, Kyleie Jenner is fine.

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<v Speaker 5>He's not picture of KYLEI Jenner because I don't really

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<v Speaker 5>care about Kardashians.

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<v Speaker 3>The Jenna is all like that. But I saw a

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<v Speaker 3>picture of her last week. Fine. No, she's beautiful, but

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<v Speaker 3>she is mostly plastic. Yeah, come on now.

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<v Speaker 5>Spaking of dating, there's a new dating show coming to

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<v Speaker 5>Netflix that I'm really hype about.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it called Bailey Age Age of Attraction?

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<v Speaker 5>Age of Attraction where none of the contestants know how

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<v Speaker 5>old anybody is.

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<v Speaker 3>When you tell people your age, they put a stigma

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<v Speaker 3>to that. The truth is, when love is there and

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<v Speaker 3>love is real, age won't matter. You'll be dating without

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<v Speaker 3>ever knowing how old your partner is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if these guys are my age, my

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<v Speaker 2>dad's age, my grandpa's age.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting nervous. I'm pastirified that he's too young.

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<v Speaker 2>And my oldest is twenty nine, and I think he's

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<v Speaker 2>in his thirties.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone thinks I'm significantly older than I an.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm going to shock her.

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<v Speaker 3>I am. They say that age doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 5>But I think it kind of does when you're dating

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<v Speaker 5>somebody that might be the same age or older as

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<v Speaker 5>your son, I mean, or younger than your son. Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 5>because she said that. One of the girls in that

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<v Speaker 5>trailer just said, my son's twenty nine. Yeah, what if

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<v Speaker 5>you're dating like, what if the guy on the other

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<v Speaker 5>end is like twenty four?

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<v Speaker 2>No. Yeah, if my dad started dating someone who was

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<v Speaker 2>younger than me, that's weird. That would be weird. Even

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<v Speaker 2>if she was, you know, forty. I think that's weird

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Kim Kardashian says Wesley Snipe saved her life when she

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<v Speaker 1>was seventeen. She was out partying in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine what were you doing? And I was

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<v Speaker 1>like drinking cheap beer in my friend's basement at seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>years old. Oh but she was partying in New York

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<v Speaker 1>City and Wesley Snipes took her to breakfast and told her,

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<v Speaker 1>you're too young to be doing that. He didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know who she was at the time. Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if he saved her life or not. And then

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<v Speaker 1>how how did she hook up with a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>was like not hook up? But Wesley Snipes is like

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<v Speaker 1>sixty or so, do you think, yeah, it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be so Wesley Snipes scooped up a seventeen year old

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<v Speaker 1>girl and took.

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<v Speaker 4>Her out to breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems weird.

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<v Speaker 4>That does seem a little bit weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably fatherly, but still, okay, weird sixty three?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, still.

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<v Speaker 2>The Grammys are on CBS at seven pm on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>so you should be watching the Grammys so you can

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<v Speaker 2>see all of your favorite artists. They just added Lady

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<v Speaker 2>Gaga as a performer. She has seven nominations. But then

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<v Speaker 2>other people who are going to be performing Olivia Dean,

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<v Speaker 2>Alex Warren, Katsi, Leon Thomas, Lola Young, Somber, the Marias

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<v Speaker 2>and as In Ray, all of.

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<v Speaker 3>The best new artists.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the nominees there and they are all performing,

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<v Speaker 2>so is Justin Bieber, Sabrina Carpenter, Frel Williams, Post Malone, etcetera, etcetera.

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<v Speaker 3>So you should watch it. It should be good.

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<v Speaker 5>And the last thing I'll give you is we got

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<v Speaker 5>new music from Noah Con that people have been really

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<v Speaker 5>rocking with.

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<v Speaker 3>This is called The Great Divide.

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<v Speaker 1>I observed that it sounds a lot like modern English.

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<v Speaker 1>I melt with you if you listen. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same, It's basically the same song. I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't intentionally steal it, but maybe he heard it

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<v Speaker 1>on the cab ride over to.

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<v Speaker 4>The studio or something. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Other things going on. The Winter Carnival continues and now

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<v Speaker 1>through Sunday and then it's over. So there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff going on there. Doggy Depoe at Union Depot

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<v Speaker 1>in Saint Paul. They have Dogga which is dog yoga.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the Minneapolis Remodeling shows at US Bank Stadium that

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<v Speaker 1>goes through Sunday. City of Lakes Low at Winter Festival

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<v Speaker 1>goes through Sunday at Theoworth Park. See what else we

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<v Speaker 1>got here? A lot of polar plunges. There's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of white Bear Lake Wilmer some other ones too if

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<v Speaker 1>you're interested in that. One Landscape Arboretum out and beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>chan happening Chaska claims the Arboretum. I think it's in

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<v Speaker 1>chan Hassen. That's the spring Flower Show. Go for women's

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<v Speaker 1>basketball versus Produced Sunday at the Barn. Go for women's

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<v Speaker 1>hockey versus Wisconsin at Ritter Arena that is tonight and tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And then go for men's hockey versus Wisconsin tonight and

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow at Mary Uchi Arena. There is your dirt and

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<v Speaker 1>that is a cap on the Dave Ryan Show. So

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend. It'll be a little bit warmer

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. Enjoy it and we'll see you back here Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have one Cardi B tickets, you're going I

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<v Speaker 1>want to win Cardi B. We got a bunch more

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<v Speaker 1>coming up starting Monday,