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Speaker 2: It is Would you rather Friday? Where I ask you?
Speaker 2: Would you rather questions? And we go around the horn
Speaker 2: here all right day? Would you rather be forced to
Speaker 2: listen to the Barney theme song? Or someone slurp soup
Speaker 2: for twenty four hours straight?
Speaker 1: Barney theme song? Really, it's music, at least it's music,
Speaker 1: not slurping.
Speaker 3: The same song over and over already.
Speaker 4: The same slurping over and over again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Barney. It's gosh.
Speaker 2: I would say slurp soup. I know Jenny would hate
Speaker 2: that because she hates mouth sounds. But mouth sounds don't
Speaker 2: bother me like chewing slurping. Eh, Who cares.
Speaker 3: Sorry, all right?
Speaker 2: Would you rather have to dress fancy or in sweats,
Speaker 2: no matter the situation, for the rest of your life?
Speaker 1: Have to I cannot explain it. So in other words,
Speaker 1: if I go to church or I go to a wedding,
Speaker 1: I'm in sweats, I cannot explain it.
Speaker 2: Probably not, okay, Uh, fancy, fancy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's always better to be overdressed than under dressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I almost applied for my first job ever at Men's
Speaker 5: warehouse just because I wanted to wear a suit all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 3: So I'm choosing fancy. See.
Speaker 2: I would say fancy as well, only because, like I wish,
Speaker 2: I like, we wake up so early for this job
Speaker 2: and I literally just throw on what's like.
Speaker 3: Closest to me.
Speaker 2: But if I if I had more time to you know,
Speaker 2: like get ready in the morning, I would be dressing
Speaker 2: nicer every day.
Speaker 3: But I don't feel like it. So I like dressing fancy.
Speaker 3: I think it's fun. David would go ahead.
Speaker 2: Would you rather work cleaning up toxic waste or as
Speaker 2: a mortician's assistant?
Speaker 1: Mortician's assistant it's a respectable job. They're both respectable jobs,
Speaker 1: but toxic waste sounds dangerous.
Speaker 2: That's true. It does sound a little bit more dangerous.
Speaker 2: But what is toxic waste? Like something like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like that battery acids and said toxic waste.
Speaker 5: The first thing I thought about was you ever see
Speaker 5: those videos on TikTok of the people cleaning porter potties. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's what I thought you meant, like disgusting philth flaring flow.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, so.
Speaker 2: Would you prefer toxic waste or mortician's assistant.
Speaker 3: I'll still go toxic waste. That's you. I feel like
Speaker 3: they pay.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I picked toxic weights too, because I want
Speaker 2: to wear that funny little like yellow jumpsuit.
Speaker 3: I think that'd be cute, like the one people were
Speaker 3: wearing in COVID. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Would you rather not shower for a week or three
Speaker 2: times a day for a week?
Speaker 4: Three times a day for a week?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I just wouldn't shower. I know, sometimes I don't go.
Speaker 5: I'm in a whole nother room three times a day,
Speaker 5: especially in the summer.
Speaker 3: Sometimes in the summer it's required that you take two
Speaker 3: showers a day. I always get.
Speaker 2: Mad in the summer when I get sweaty and then
Speaker 2: I'm like required to shower every day versus every other.
Speaker 3: Day because it just takes up so much time.
Speaker 2: Okay, would you rather be stuck in a zombie apocalypse
Speaker 2: or an alien invasion?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, Well, the aliens are smart and they are
Speaker 1: here too, are they? They're not friendly aliens?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, for the sake of the question, probably not.
Speaker 1: Zombies move very slowly and can be taken out with
Speaker 1: a shotgun blast, whereas aliens, the shotguns ain't gonna stop them.
Speaker 4: They're moving at the.
Speaker 2: Speed of light, and they're there to like kind of annihilate,
Speaker 2: versus zombies are just there to eat your brain if
Speaker 2: they catch I take zombies, all right, fine, going, Aliens
Speaker 2: alien so many questions for them.
Speaker 3: They're not going to listen to you. You know, you
Speaker 3: never asked. That's true, Maybe they would.
Speaker 2: I would also pick zombie apocalypse, though, me and my
Speaker 2: mom have we've got an understanding if the zombie apocalypse happens,
Speaker 2: are some kind of like dystopian future, and we will
Speaker 2: likely die, will just kill each other just we don't
Speaker 2: want to live through it. I don't want to live
Speaker 2: through a zombie apocalypse. I don't want to try. I'd
Speaker 2: rather die in my mother's arms than buy a zombie?
Speaker 3: Last one?
Speaker 2: Would you rather begin every sentence with hate jerk face
Speaker 2: or end every sentence with ha ha?
Speaker 3: I was just kidding.
Speaker 4: For how long?
Speaker 3: I don't know a day.
Speaker 2: Every sentence with hay jerk face or ever no explanation?
Speaker 4: Both terrible.
Speaker 3: Oh so you can't like follow it up with sorry?
Speaker 3: It's just like a tick. I know what? What for
Speaker 3: the sake of the would you rather?
Speaker 2: There's no caveats here, it's would you rather begin every
Speaker 2: sense with hay jerk face or end every sentence with ha?
Speaker 3: I was just kidding. I'll do ha. Sorry, I was
Speaker 3: just kidding.
Speaker 4: No, change my mind. Yeah, that sounds more palatable.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be me like Zach Dylan comes in,
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, good morning, how you guys doing.
Speaker 4: Hey jerk face. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: No, well, what Zach Dylan?
Speaker 5: I would, But if it's my first time at like
Speaker 5: a job or something like hey, jerk face, excuse me big?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But what if then you're like, you know, saying I
Speaker 2: love you for the first time, and I'd be like, I.
Speaker 3: Love you ha ha?
Speaker 5: I was just kidding, Or you're giving a speak you're
Speaker 5: giving a eulogy and it's like, oh, Dave was such
Speaker 5: a good person.
Speaker 4: Just kididding guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd probably pick ha ha, I was just kidding.
Speaker 2: I liked that one. That reminds me of you, Dave,
Speaker 2: things that you say like, hey, jerk facing hahi, I
Speaker 2: was just kidding, or it's a Joke's a job, it's
Speaker 2: a job.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Thank you everybody that was the Daily.
Speaker 1: Daily gave a shout out to Tiffany because Tiffany is
Speaker 1: tuning in from Los Angeles. She's going to Disneyland today
Speaker 1: so that is really cool.
Speaker 2: Here about that and me pictures on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Also, Rosie is turning twelve years old today. That is
Speaker 1: from your mom. Happy twelfth birthday, broth heyd w B.
Speaker 1: I have a dilemma and I'm gonna it's not a dilemma.
Speaker 1: It's basically, am I the jerk. I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you a story. It's a true story about something Susan
Speaker 1: wants me to do and I don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: but I probably will, but I don't want to. And
Speaker 1: she said, well, if you don't want to, then don't.
Speaker 1: I'll take care of it myself. Yeah, but then I'm
Speaker 1: kind of a jerk. Yeah, I want to hear your
Speaker 1: honest opinion. I wonder if anybody will agree with me.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they won't, but I want to run it
Speaker 1: by you. Coming up next, my wife Susan needs a
Speaker 1: ride to the airport tomorrow morning. Her plane leaves at
Speaker 1: eight am. That means I got to get up at
Speaker 1: about mirror probably six to get ready to have some coffee,
Speaker 1: brush my teeth, drive her to the airport with about
Speaker 1: a half an hour forty minutes. Huh, what time does
Speaker 1: she have to be there at eight am? Well, she
Speaker 1: got to be there at seven or quarter till seven.
Speaker 5: Well you got to wake up earlier than that, buddy,
Speaker 5: you gotta wake up earlier than six.
Speaker 3: I think six will probably do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So either way, I got to get up at
Speaker 1: like five thirty or six on my day off, and
Speaker 1: we only get two days a week to sleep in.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, eight o clock, can't you drive yourself?
Speaker 3: Drive yourself? That's just a park and pay for that.
Speaker 4: I know, I know it'll cost probably she'll be there
Speaker 4: for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: It'll probably cost a couple of you know, one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty bucks to park ge uber I think is
Speaker 1: probably going to be eighty bucks each way.
Speaker 4: I don't know fifty bucks each.
Speaker 3: Right, So no, of course I'm going to take up
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Of course I went a driver.
Speaker 2: Because then you're awake. Then you can get yourself like
Speaker 2: a little treat on the way home.
Speaker 3: And now you could dance around naked in your house
Speaker 3: because you have the house to yourself. I mean that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: am I am?
Speaker 1: I just a baby's shining spoiled baby for even being
Speaker 1: annoyed that.
Speaker 4: I got to take her to the air force.
Speaker 2: Did you still get to sleep in like an hour
Speaker 2: and a half? I get your pain because I am
Speaker 2: not a nap person.
Speaker 5: Like if I woke up to take Alissa to the
Speaker 5: airport afterward, I can't just go back home and go
Speaker 5: back to bed.
Speaker 1: Mom'm just up there. I couldn't do that either. I
Speaker 1: will probably take a nap later in the afternoon. But
Speaker 1: I just, you know, I whined about it a little bit,
Speaker 1: and she's like, and she's so nice. She said, I'll
Speaker 1: take an uber, and I said no, because you know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather save the one hundred dollars or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I got to pick her up.
Speaker 2: Well, also, she'd take the uber and then resent you
Speaker 2: for not bringing her so.
Speaker 4: Like what she resents me anyway?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you wanted to resent you more? No exactly?
Speaker 4: So am I wrong for being whiny about it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 4: I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do a nice thing. You can be upset,
Speaker 3: you don't be whindy about Get an hour and a
Speaker 3: half more of sleep.
Speaker 2: I'll be awake. Do you want me to text you?
Speaker 2: You know, and I'll be like, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2: I'm also awake. Haha it's it's dark out still haha.
Speaker 4: No, that's okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sure, I'll be awake.
Speaker 4: Does anybody come on?
Speaker 1: Is there anybody listening who comes down on my Side's like,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing. She would do the same thing
Speaker 1: for me without a lick of complaining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're the only one that complained in this situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm willing, but I'll complain about it.
Speaker 4: Oh, sure is early. I could be sleeping right now.
Speaker 2: You're not just willing, but you'll complain about it. You're
Speaker 2: you're willing, but only after you've also looked up how
Speaker 2: much an uber would cost and how much parking would cost.
Speaker 3: That's not actually being willing.
Speaker 4: No, I'm perfectly willing to do it. I know you
Speaker 4: know I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up at five point thirty, throw on
Speaker 1: probably the clothes that I'm wearing right.
Speaker 3: Now, the banana shirt.
Speaker 4: The banana shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, the driver to the airport. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: be a good a good husband.
Speaker 1: Nobody's coming, nobody, nobody's answering on my side. Well, that's fine, Pariah.
Speaker 4: In the marriage world, you're a.
Speaker 3: Martyr, truly.
Speaker 5: I believe the way they say happy wife, happy life,
Speaker 5: but also happy spells, happy house.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 5: You know, so just the same way you got to
Speaker 5: make some sacrifice of Susan or your wife.
Speaker 3: You know, Susan could it was a wake up to
Speaker 3: take you.
Speaker 1: To She does a lot for me, so I know
Speaker 1: she does. I was kind of hoping you guys would
Speaker 1: be like, get her an uber.
Speaker 5: No, I did pitch uber. I did say that, but
Speaker 5: then you said it's like eighty bucks, which is still
Speaker 5: cheaper than her driving herself. I will say that in
Speaker 5: its less effort.
Speaker 1: I even looked up the parking ride like it's part
Speaker 1: like offside parking it's still expensive.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, this Texas, Dave, you're being whiny. I work
Speaker 2: two jobs, so work seven days a week and don't
Speaker 2: get to sleep in two days, So be grateful.
Speaker 4: You're right, you know what, They're right.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, you'll be a buddy.
Speaker 2: M all right.
Speaker 4: We'll wrap up with Dave's dirt coming up next on
Speaker 4: k d WUB. Gossip is made up by Dave. It's
Speaker 4: Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 1: This text says that I was talking about my wife
Speaker 1: wants me to get up early tomorrow morning, at like
Speaker 1: five thirty or six in driver of the airport. I
Speaker 1: said I should take a take an uber for part
Speaker 1: of herself, and I thought that more people would side
Speaker 1: with me, but not really mean that. I think that honestly,
Speaker 1: if people are being honest, they are definitely on my side.
Speaker 1: But you're being dishonest and you're deceiving yourself. Yea yeah,
Speaker 1: yah yah yeah yeah. Here's the Texas says, don't worry, Dave,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'd be annoyed too. Another one says,
Speaker 1: I agree day when you reach a certain age in life,
Speaker 1: you just pay to park at the Airport's part of
Speaker 1: the vacation expense. Yeah, Dave, you're a big baby. Bring
Speaker 1: her to the airport that one. Here's my favorite one.
Speaker 4: Dave. You're right.
Speaker 1: You wake up early every day of the week, and
Speaker 1: since Bailey's gonna be up early, Bailey should drive her
Speaker 1: to the airport. After all, Bailey works for you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: I don't work for you on Saturdays. Period.
Speaker 4: You remember that. I can remember that. You're not remember
Speaker 4: what remember?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Okay, the movie Send Help comes out this weekend. I
Speaker 1: think I want to go see that sometime this weekend.
Speaker 1: I might go by myself. It sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 1: It looks like kind of a fun.
Speaker 4: Movie.
Speaker 1: Is the one where this woman is working for this
Speaker 1: horrible boss and then they're going on a business trip
Speaker 1: and they crash and they end up on an island,
Speaker 1: stranded somewhere, and he's like, I'm your boss, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you are not my boss anymore days because she knows
Speaker 1: how to survive and he does.
Speaker 4: It's called sin Help. It actually looks pretty good.
Speaker 3: You should go and let me know. I will never
Speaker 3: see it, Okay.
Speaker 2: Timothy shaw Lemey and Kylie Jenner are potentially talking about
Speaker 2: purposing marriage to each other. The couple's dated for three
Speaker 2: years as of now, and tim Otay probably should lock
Speaker 2: it down because Kylie is worth at least twenty times
Speaker 2: what he is worth, because she's like a billionaire, and
Speaker 2: I think it would be a wise decision if he
Speaker 2: does want to marry her and lock up some of
Speaker 2: that money.
Speaker 3: Not only that, Kyleie Jenner is fine.
Speaker 5: He's not picture of KYLEI Jenner because I don't really
Speaker 5: care about Kardashians.
Speaker 3: The Jenna is all like that. But I saw a
Speaker 3: picture of her last week. Fine. No, she's beautiful, but
Speaker 3: she is mostly plastic. Yeah, come on now.
Speaker 5: Spaking of dating, there's a new dating show coming to
Speaker 5: Netflix that I'm really hype about.
Speaker 3: What is it called Bailey Age Age of Attraction?
Speaker 5: Age of Attraction where none of the contestants know how
Speaker 5: old anybody is.
Speaker 3: When you tell people your age, they put a stigma
Speaker 3: to that. The truth is, when love is there and
Speaker 3: love is real, age won't matter. You'll be dating without
Speaker 3: ever knowing how old your partner is.
Speaker 2: I don't know if these guys are my age, my
Speaker 2: dad's age, my grandpa's age.
Speaker 3: I'm getting nervous. I'm pastirified that he's too young.
Speaker 2: And my oldest is twenty nine, and I think he's
Speaker 2: in his thirties.
Speaker 3: Everyone thinks I'm significantly older than I an.
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to shock her.
Speaker 3: I am. They say that age doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: But I think it kind of does when you're dating
Speaker 5: somebody that might be the same age or older as
Speaker 5: your son, I mean, or younger than your son. Oh gosh,
Speaker 5: because she said that. One of the girls in that
Speaker 5: trailer just said, my son's twenty nine. Yeah, what if
Speaker 5: you're dating like, what if the guy on the other
Speaker 5: end is like twenty four?
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, if my dad started dating someone who was
Speaker 2: younger than me, that's weird. That would be weird. Even
Speaker 2: if she was, you know, forty. I think that's weird
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian says Wesley Snipe saved her life when she
Speaker 1: was seventeen. She was out partying in New York City.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine what were you doing? And I was
Speaker 1: like drinking cheap beer in my friend's basement at seventeen
Speaker 1: years old. Oh but she was partying in New York
Speaker 1: City and Wesley Snipes took her to breakfast and told her,
Speaker 1: you're too young to be doing that. He didn't even
Speaker 1: know who she was at the time. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if he saved her life or not. And then
Speaker 1: how how did she hook up with a guy that
Speaker 1: was like not hook up? But Wesley Snipes is like
Speaker 1: sixty or so, do you think, yeah, it has to
Speaker 1: be so Wesley Snipes scooped up a seventeen year old
Speaker 1: girl and took.
Speaker 4: Her out to breakfast.
Speaker 3: It seems weird.
Speaker 4: That does seem a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: It's probably fatherly, but still, okay, weird sixty three?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, still.
Speaker 2: The Grammys are on CBS at seven pm on Sunday,
Speaker 2: so you should be watching the Grammys so you can
Speaker 2: see all of your favorite artists. They just added Lady
Speaker 2: Gaga as a performer. She has seven nominations. But then
Speaker 2: other people who are going to be performing Olivia Dean,
Speaker 2: Alex Warren, Katsi, Leon Thomas, Lola Young, Somber, the Marias
Speaker 2: and as In Ray, all of.
Speaker 3: The best new artists.
Speaker 2: Those are the nominees there and they are all performing,
Speaker 2: so is Justin Bieber, Sabrina Carpenter, Frel Williams, Post Malone, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 3: So you should watch it. It should be good.
Speaker 5: And the last thing I'll give you is we got
Speaker 5: new music from Noah Con that people have been really
Speaker 5: rocking with.
Speaker 3: This is called The Great Divide.
Speaker 1: I observed that it sounds a lot like modern English.
Speaker 1: I melt with you if you listen. I mean it's
Speaker 1: the same, It's basically the same song. I'm sure that
Speaker 1: he didn't intentionally steal it, but maybe he heard it
Speaker 1: on the cab ride over to.
Speaker 4: The studio or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Other things going on. The Winter Carnival continues and now
Speaker 1: through Sunday and then it's over. So there's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff going on there. Doggy Depoe at Union Depot
Speaker 1: in Saint Paul. They have Dogga which is dog yoga.
Speaker 1: Then the Minneapolis Remodeling shows at US Bank Stadium that
Speaker 1: goes through Sunday. City of Lakes Low at Winter Festival
Speaker 1: goes through Sunday at Theoworth Park. See what else we
Speaker 1: got here? A lot of polar plunges. There's a couple
Speaker 1: of white Bear Lake Wilmer some other ones too if
Speaker 1: you're interested in that. One Landscape Arboretum out and beautiful
Speaker 1: chan happening Chaska claims the Arboretum. I think it's in
Speaker 1: chan Hassen. That's the spring Flower Show. Go for women's
Speaker 1: basketball versus Produced Sunday at the Barn. Go for women's
Speaker 1: hockey versus Wisconsin at Ritter Arena that is tonight and tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And then go for men's hockey versus Wisconsin tonight and
Speaker 1: tomorrow at Mary Uchi Arena. There is your dirt and
Speaker 1: that is a cap on the Dave Ryan Show. So
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. It'll be a little bit warmer
Speaker 1: this weekend. Enjoy it and we'll see you back here Monday.
Speaker 1: If you have one Cardi B tickets, you're going I
Speaker 1: want to win Cardi B. We got a bunch more
Speaker 1: coming up starting Monday,