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Speaker 2: In the place to be And you're listening to John.

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Speaker 2: Guys, John Jaye Rich. How do you find out how

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Speaker 2: many hours of your podcast that I listened to?

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Speaker 4: There's a couple of ways, right, it's on the several

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Speaker 4: different apps, depends on how you.

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Speaker 2: Listen to us.

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Speaker 3: Spotify is the one that's telling people the exact minutes.

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Speaker 4: So I Heart, I Heart tells you exactly how many

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Speaker 4: minutes you listen to them. Yeah, so there you go.

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Speaker 4: Five two oh. Anyway, how's Christmas shopping going for you?

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Speaker 2: Kyle? Do you get everything done?

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Speaker 5: No? Unfortunately, my goal was to be done Christmas shopping

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Speaker 5: by Black Friday.

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Speaker 3: That did not happen.

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Speaker 5: I am close. I'm a lot further along than I

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Speaker 5: normally am, so I still feel like I'm ahead of

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Speaker 5: the game. But I did go to the store the

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Speaker 5: other day and I found this great gift for Addie,

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Speaker 5: and I got home and I was sorting everything out,

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Speaker 5: and I realized that so the gift was I don't,

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Speaker 5: I don't, I can't.

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Speaker 3: Say, but it was in a box.

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Speaker 2: Because she listens, that's so great that she.

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Speaker 5: So there's a gift you're getting, kiddo. When I open

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Speaker 5: it up just to check and make sure everything's okay,

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Speaker 5: this security tag is still on. Oh no, inside the

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Speaker 5: box and I was like, oh, man, Like, obviously I

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Speaker 5: know I paid for it, I have the receipt, but

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Speaker 5: I still like automatically feel like a thief, right So.

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Speaker 3: I start like breaking down to my head. Okay, do

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Speaker 3: I go all all.

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Speaker 5: The way back to the store and then have them

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Speaker 5: take the security tag off and then for a second

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Speaker 5: think that I am a thief trying to get it out,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, like that whole thing. Or

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Speaker 5: do I try to, like a thief, undo it myself

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Speaker 5: with flyers and try and get some sort of wirecutters such.

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Speaker 1: Like a special thing. They slide it in and it

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Speaker 1: pops off, but it's all like the stores have.

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Speaker 5: It and then I don't know if it's one of

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Speaker 5: those ink ones. Yeah, like it's going to explode and

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Speaker 5: ruin the gift inch.

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Speaker 2: Out of your face and your hands. You got to

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Speaker 2: come in here like Kyle's shoplifting crazy.

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Speaker 1: Look like you were one of those porch pirates that

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Speaker 1: gets exposed on Instagram all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So after obviously wing the options, I'm like, I'm just

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Speaker 3: I'm going to take it in.

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Speaker 2: It's fine.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of all my way home from work.

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Speaker 3: So yesterday I went into the store and to bring

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Speaker 5: When you walk into the store, they have what they

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Speaker 5: call like an inventory security guard right just to make

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Speaker 5: sure people aren't stealing. And right when I walk in,

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Speaker 5: I was like, hey, I bought this the other day.

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Speaker 5: take care of that for you, no problem. So I

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Speaker 5: over so slightly, like just gently, and it pops off.

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Speaker 5: No way, it just fucked it up.

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Speaker 3: It was not even secure.

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Speaker 5: If I had taken one second to just pull it

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Speaker 2: It wasn't. It was supposed to be take it off

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Speaker 2: for to put it in your bag.

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Speaker 5: And I don't know. I don't know if they do

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Speaker 5: So we started laughing because I'm like, well, obviously, no,

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Speaker 5: that tube was totally unnecessary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I had a friend and I can't remember who his

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Speaker 5: Oh I did they work in?

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Speaker 2: Remember they had it? I can remember.

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Speaker 1: They got to be all different, like I'm sure Target

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Speaker 5: You know, they're all magnetic in some way, but I've

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Speaker 2: But in any case, you didn't steal it. I didn't

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Speaker 2: steal it. The gift is secure.

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Speaker 3: Have you guys ever tried to pull one of those

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Speaker 3: securities off though? It's like hard?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of stealing, uh, Stacy busted whatever. Friend's kind

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Speaker 1: of like stealing something from her A few things. Well,

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Speaker 1: so you know, my wife is a big online shopper,

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Speaker 1: so she kind of knows her size is. She knows like,

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Speaker 1: if I buy something from Anthropology, I'm gonna get it

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Speaker 1: in this size. So she had a bunch of stuff

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't return anything. She loves

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Speaker 1: to return things to a store. But she was hanging

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Speaker 1: to Anthropology. I've got to take back stuff. Anyway, you're busy,

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Speaker 1: let me just take your dresses. I'll bring them back

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Speaker 1: and i'll make sure you've got the receipts. I'll give

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Speaker 1: you a store credit. Come to a birthday party. She

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Speaker 1: goes to with her friend. The next weekend and her

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Speaker 1: she was supposed to return for her. So she's wearing

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Speaker 1: she's like, you know what it was like, maybe sixty bucks.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to complain about it.

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Speaker 3: Did she ever give her the receipt for the store credit?

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Speaker 1: I gave her the receipt for the Stacey gave her

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Speaker 1: the receipt and the clothes, but her friend never reported back.

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Speaker 1: So now we're laying in bed and she does a

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Speaker 1: two different parties where let's say fred is two more

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Speaker 3: Oh woy okay, so how do we know that her

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Speaker 3: friend didn't return them? And say, oh, Stacy has really

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Speaker 3: good style. I'm going to return these, and now I

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Speaker 3: want to purchase them for.

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Speaker 1: Myself, same same outfit. And she's like, I think my

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Speaker 1: friend doesn't think I'm remembering, cause she's like, your Black

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Speaker 1: and shows her a picture in Stacey's like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know that white dress because that was my white dress

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Speaker 2: Does with Stacy look at the credit when she get

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Speaker 2: the credit she.

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Speaker 1: Did, she's I think she's a little she's a little

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Speaker 1: scattered like that. She thinks she's got it under control,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think she does. She needs to.

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Speaker 5: Follow up, like, hey, how much store credit was that?

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Speaker 5: It should have been about X amount because I had

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Speaker 5: four dresses.

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Speaker 1: Now it's like in that zone where it's like, let's

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Speaker 1: say it's about one hundred dollars, where she doesn't feel

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Speaker 1: like she wants to confront her friends with that door.

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Speaker 1: But she feels like I'm gonna accuse her of stealing from.

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Speaker 2: Me to give her something to return that Stacey would

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Speaker 2: never wear. That's embarrassing if she wears it. Now, this

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Speaker 3: Croppend I saw her the other day.

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Speaker 1: She was hanging out at her house, and I felt

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Speaker 1: like she had on one a stage. She's old like

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Speaker 1: rock t shirts, like like like a like a band,

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Speaker 1: like a band, Yeah, like a like a David Boy's shirt.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I feel like that's Stacy's And her

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Speaker 1: friend was just wearing it around, So could she be

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Speaker 1: could she be pill freeing from the closet and Stacy

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Speaker 1: got so much stuff she did be dope.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's possible it's wrong of her to do

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Speaker 3: if that's the case. But Stacy knows her closet.

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Speaker 2: She knows her closet.

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Speaker 5: There is no way someone would be able to wear

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Speaker 5: Stacy's shirt around her and Stacey not know.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's seen the online stuff. She seemed like the

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Speaker 1: Instagram posts that like, you know, a brunch like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that was my that was the top I gave her

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Speaker 1: to return. That's the tops.

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Speaker 3: She needs to bring it up. I don't think it

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Speaker 2: Be a confrontation.

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Speaker 5: It can just be a simple follow up, hey did

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Speaker 5: you ever get that store credity?

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Speaker 1: But also, like our podcast, next time we do a podcast,

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Speaker 1: let's call her and confront around the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Why is Stacy also asking her friends to make her return.

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Speaker 1: She's not her friend's like, hey, I'm going there anyway,

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Speaker 1: your car's fall Okay, she's not asking anybody to.

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Speaker 2: Do I would. I can't ever, as a guy be like,

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Speaker 2: oh you want me to return those jeans for you?

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Speaker 5: I was just gonna use the school of John Jay

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Speaker 5: thought if she did say, hey, your car is full,

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Speaker 5: you're busy, I'll take it from you.

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Speaker 3: She did.

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Speaker 4: She didn't take it back, or she didn't say i'll

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Speaker 4: take it and return it for you and give you credit.

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Speaker 2: She said, i'll take it from you. She probably thought

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Speaker 2: it was a gift. I'll take it. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: ask apology. I'll take it. She like she's going on anthropology,

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Speaker 2: but she'll also take the NST as well.

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Speaker 1: No, I'll return it for you and get your credit.

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Speaker 3: I'll take it from you. I took it from you.

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Speaker 1: On me.

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Speaker 2: What an interesting situation. What a tough situation. Man. All right,

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Speaker 2: it's John Jay and Rich