Speaker 1: Romance.
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Speaker 3: Oh man, dude, I just I don't know when it happened,
Speaker 3: but I just found out that Glen Hansard died in
Speaker 3: a motorcycle crash. Remember the movie Once You know what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about? Do you know that I know.
Speaker 1: The movie but I never saw, But I know the
Speaker 1: movie you're discussing it.
Speaker 3: I think it just happened. Yeah, And he just put
Speaker 3: out a new record, and I man that man, Well,
Speaker 3: first of all, that movie is something else, but what
Speaker 3: a voice on this. I wish I wish I could
Speaker 3: play his music right now, because oh this new round.
Speaker 3: And I always think, like when I get a like
Speaker 3: a new batch of music that I want the world
Speaker 3: to hear about that, I'm afraid there's gonna go unheard,
Speaker 3: you know. I wish we could play music so I
Speaker 3: could introduce them to people. And I was thinking about
Speaker 3: that with his record this past weekend. He was exactly
Speaker 3: my age, we were born in the same year, and
Speaker 3: he just a motorcycle crash. I think, just now, like
Speaker 3: just now, wow, oh Man, Walking Are Falling Slowly is
Speaker 3: the song that was a hit from that movie. There's
Speaker 3: a scene it's about him and this this woman, uh
Speaker 3: and and they meet each other through music and they
Speaker 3: he's playing one of his songs in a in a
Speaker 3: music store because he can't afford I think, or maybe
Speaker 3: she can't afford a piano or something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 3: so she walks in and plays piano in this store
Speaker 3: all the time because she can't afford her own piano.
Speaker 3: And they start playing this song together, and it's just
Speaker 3: it's one of the most magical musical scenes I've ever
Speaker 3: seen in a movie. It's the only thing I remember
Speaker 3: from the movie. Woof man that sucks.
Speaker 1: Does the story say where it happened.
Speaker 3: It happened in Ireland.
Speaker 4: I believe it was Dublin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, yea God, wish I could play that
Speaker 3: song right now. He was, and I believe he wrote
Speaker 3: the movie and obviously starting it with h Marquita, Marquetta
Speaker 3: or Glova. You just by the end of the film
Speaker 3: you love her like you, like you've grew up with her,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's that kind of movie,
Speaker 3: like like you You wish those two people were your
Speaker 3: friends that lived down the street. Man that that hit
Speaker 3: me hard. That's tough. Well rest and peace man, music man,
Speaker 3: song and dance man. Thank you for your tunes. Dude
Speaker 3: feeding the river? Right okay, all right, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: there you go. Let's let's do some sports. It's time
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Speaker 1: So Niners coach Kyle Shanahan broke down his crash story
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Was into really really serious crash,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because, according to the details, both him
Speaker 1: and the twenty one year old gal that he hit
Speaker 1: the car that she was in hit. They were both
Speaker 1: going like twenty twenty five miles an hour, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't a high speed, high impact crash, but man, it
Speaker 1: messed him up. He claims that he had his phone,
Speaker 1: dropped it in between the seats, took his eyes off
Speaker 1: the road for two or three seconds trying to reach
Speaker 1: down and grab it, and then that's when he hit her.
Speaker 1: He wanted to make sure that everyone knew that the
Speaker 1: woman was not at fault, that it was his fault.
Speaker 1: I guess in initial reports that it was the opposite way,
Speaker 1: and he said he felt bad about that because that
Speaker 1: was not the case. It was his fault, according to him,
Speaker 1: And it sounds like some of the people around him.
Speaker 1: He almost lost an eye, right, We talked about that.
Speaker 1: He had forty stitches in his face, and he broke
Speaker 1: his hand, and he broke like three ribs, and he
Speaker 1: broke his nose. Don't quite know how, but I guess
Speaker 1: he the airbag deployed in his face, and according to
Speaker 1: a couple of people, I guess almost lost an eye.
Speaker 1: She's man rough. One don't know how she is. And
Speaker 1: I know they said she's okay, but I don't know
Speaker 1: how roughed up she got. Yeah, but you know she's fine,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 4: Imagine, Let's say.
Speaker 1: You're a giant well sauce you are, You're a giant
Speaker 1: Vikings fan, and you're driving along, driving along, yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're going twenty five miles an hour, and you just
Speaker 1: get t boned, just crushed, and you maybe you have
Speaker 1: some bumps and bruises, maybe you have a couple of
Speaker 1: broken bones, and you look over at the other car.
Speaker 1: Airbags have been deployed. Whoever's behind the wheel is just
Speaker 1: aft up. You're like, oh, man, I hope they're okay.
Speaker 1: I'm messed up, and I hope they're okay. And Koc
Speaker 1: gets out, like if this gal was a Niners fan,
Speaker 1: that's gotta be creppy as hell, very surreal. Yeah you,
Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan, did you just almost kill me almost? You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue the hell out of this dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just made millions of dollars. Yeah, oh my back, Oh, Ronnie,
Speaker 1: didn't you on my arm? My arm?
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna sue You'll be you're Kyle Shanna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I am, and knowing us half the battle.
Speaker 4: That would be nuts.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad they're both okay. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: that it was that much damage. Yeah, with twenty or
Speaker 1: twenty five miles an hour, always wear your seapilt.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean you should should, especially at twenty that
Speaker 5: can cause that damage.
Speaker 2: Thing.
Speaker 1: If they were going one hundred and five, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: can I please have your attention.
Speaker 3: Both of them were going one hundred and.
Speaker 1: Five and they t boned, but they both survived. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I likely did think that is one hundred and five
Speaker 1: mile per hour t bone at an intersection and they
Speaker 1: both survived. Well, didn't bonus see one when he was
Speaker 1: in Philly?
Speaker 5: No, speaking of Philly, Eagles, Pro Bowl linebacker Jonathan Gernard
Speaker 5: is being placed on the poplace due to a pectoral
Speaker 5: injury he recently suffered.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, that sucks.
Speaker 4: Didn't he had the shoulder stuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is you know, this is different. Ye
Speaker 1: something new.
Speaker 4: Wow, that sucks. He's a good dude.
Speaker 3: When happened, he was here.
Speaker 4: Butterfly effects.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: He suffered a pex strain while lifting weights prior to camp.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: See, he wouldn't have been doing that future on the
Speaker 3: phone with the power Trip. Yeah, well said talking at
Speaker 3: us about you know, music.
Speaker 1: And calling him Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's his fault weight so heavy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't lift weights, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't drop.
Speaker 3: But his sword today, it's not from that, it's from
Speaker 3: lifting weights. It is true.
Speaker 1: Your slabs are sore.
Speaker 3: You heard what I.
Speaker 4: Said source labs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens, right.
Speaker 1: Sorry for your source lab. No you're not, No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I wish you'd been the passenger in that coaches carus.
Speaker 1: My god, Craig T.
Speaker 3: Nelson, Mike Odd, who's my god?
Speaker 1: Probably your dad's.
Speaker 3: My dad. My dad's lover is my Odd?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an odd guy, not all there.
Speaker 1: He likes to beat them.
Speaker 3: Doctor Anthony Fallaci thinks you're weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, heavy birthday.
Speaker 1: We're not making it twenty five years. I can feel
Speaker 1: the block taking.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, good points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does make good points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish you haul made a big enough truck
Speaker 3: to get you out of here. Do the cops ever
Speaker 3: flag you over to a truckwaying station.
Speaker 7: I'm not that bad, I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just asking questions here. Don't don't uh, don't bowguard me?
Speaker 1: How fast you trust go through a way stations? Like?
Speaker 1: Can you can? You don't have to quote stop? Right?
Speaker 1: Don't they just can't they weigh you? You do absolutely stop.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if they could weigh you if you
Speaker 1: just like rolled over it. What if the lot lizard's
Speaker 1: too heavy, do you make her get out? Yep? Raw
Speaker 1: dogging it for seven hours? Don't do that with a
Speaker 1: lot lizard. Yeah, man, I haven't done a legit road
Speaker 1: trip in a long time. Yeah, man, you should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't get my kids into it. They want to
Speaker 1: fly everywhere, like that's that's out drive somewhere. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like I mean, like the longest road trip we've had
Speaker 1: with the kids in the dells, and that's three and
Speaker 1: a half ish.
Speaker 4: Or if you take your sweet ass time, start ghost.
Speaker 2: Riding the rip, don't whip, don't want to put twenty
Speaker 2: inch blades on it.
Speaker 1: If you want, didn't you grab your bare bells and
Speaker 1: get back to glacier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you to show the price?
Speaker 1: They would hate that. Maybe arm out the window just
Speaker 1: to floss the ice.
Speaker 4: You're enough floss the ice. I don't have any ice.
Speaker 4: You gotta have a chain. I've seen the old picture
Speaker 4: to do with ear rings.
Speaker 1: In No, I was never really a chained guy.
Speaker 4: Just the ear rings and the the ear rings.
Speaker 1: Until dark Star told me I was dumb, and he
Speaker 1: wasn't wrong.
Speaker 2: The hole is still there, sure, sure, but stop asking
Speaker 2: about my holes.
Speaker 1: They still work. My god. Let's just say, if if
Speaker 1: we put some pressure on it, something, we could pop
Speaker 1: something through here.
Speaker 7: Right, Well, he's interesting. When did you give up the
Speaker 7: frosted tips?
Speaker 1: Well again, those were accidental in all fairness. Those Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've explained this I just don't know. I was dumb.
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. I dyed my hair blonde. We did
Speaker 1: the be bleach blonde during the summer, and I didn't
Speaker 1: think about how you get rid of them. I didn't
Speaker 1: think of, well, eventually, when you get a haircut, the
Speaker 1: blonde grows out and the brown hair comes underneath, and
Speaker 1: then you just have frosted tips. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1: So the transition out of the dye blonde hair was rough.
Speaker 3: It good luck.
Speaker 1: And that was right in that like ninety eight degrees
Speaker 1: in sync Backstreet era of just boy band after boy band.
Speaker 4: No, I was not.
Speaker 3: Man, No, you could have been in BTS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what does that stand for? BTS? What does
Speaker 1: that stand for? Stands for?
Speaker 3: Careful?
Speaker 1: Boston Time out Society? What do they do?
Speaker 2: Take a lot of time out from what I don't know,
Speaker 2: probably from to the old.
Speaker 1: Bar, from what I don't know? What's things in Boston? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what's things in Boston? Is it Harvard in Boston?
Speaker 3: It's a good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell BEATS stands for? What
Speaker 1: do you think outside of Boston Time out Society? Here
Speaker 1: we go, Busty, you already said that twice, busty twice.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Matt thought this was a new story about you, Sauce.
Speaker 3: But apparently Atani's got loose bodies in his right elbow.
Speaker 1: What what do I have?
Speaker 3: That's Los Angeles Dodger's Superstar show Hey. Otani says his
Speaker 3: balky left knee is feeling better, but he's still nursing
Speaker 3: a lingering right biceps injury. The two way phenom Tommy's
Speaker 3: not pitched in the games July third because of an
Speaker 3: arm issue, and there's no time for his return. The
Speaker 3: Dodgers said to activate Edwin Diaz. Blah blah blah. Anyway,
Speaker 3: there you go, show Hey hurting. I didn't know that, man,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It was about a week ago on this very show
Speaker 1: when we talked about the SP's that you were at
Speaker 1: Parker Fox. Mike Tyson wasn't sure who showy Otani was, right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it definitely was not sure whether or not he was
Speaker 1: a man or a woman showing the guy, and Sauce
Speaker 1: argued for about four minutes straight that he didn't believe
Speaker 1: it that everybody knows who show Hay is.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I think Mike there was a lady who was with Mike,
Speaker 7: who I guess had to make sure he had his
Speaker 7: time to go elsewhere away from people. So I don't
Speaker 7: know if he was all all sober up there on
Speaker 7: the stage.
Speaker 1: I think sober Mike Tyson would have had the same problem. Probably.
Speaker 7: There was nothing cooler than when he went through the
Speaker 7: hotel lobby and like there's fans outside, the uproar of
Speaker 7: seeing Mike Tyson was unlike anybody else that came through
Speaker 7: that door.
Speaker 3: Crazy as a celebrity on the magnitude of I can't
Speaker 3: believe that person's real.
Speaker 1: He's a cartoon totally sure, right, you forget that he's
Speaker 1: a real person because he's been well. First of all, again,
Speaker 1: he was iconic for our generation because of the video game.
Speaker 1: I would argue even more than the sport right for
Speaker 1: our generation. The generation before us loved him as the
Speaker 1: boxer that was an unstoppable for us. We all were like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tyson's from punch Out.
Speaker 4: I guess I know him from Hangover.
Speaker 7: There you go, Yeah, I don't think I ever watched
Speaker 7: besides the Tyson and Jake Paul fight, I don't think
Speaker 7: I ever watched a Tyson fighter.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me. Go back on YouTube and watched
Speaker 1: You won't believe you can honestly watch a majority of
Speaker 1: the of his fights in his prime in one afternoon
Speaker 1: because they did not last round one. Just knocking people
Speaker 1: out cold within the first forty five seconds.
Speaker 8: Dudes are genuinely scared, like grown professional boxers that have
Speaker 8: done this their whole life, scared out of their minds.
Speaker 3: Much bigger than him, the like, how's he going to
Speaker 3: do it? And then he would just knock their teeth
Speaker 3: out of their face.
Speaker 7: People just got in with him in the ring to
Speaker 7: just get the paycheck and they would get knocked out.
Speaker 3: They thought they were gonna win. No, really, they really
Speaker 3: did they, I mean Lenox all those guys. They thought
Speaker 3: they were going to take him out.
Speaker 1: And then nobody thought Buster Douglas was going to win.
Speaker 1: They thought that was just another dead body and then nope,
Speaker 1: whoopsies got him. Yeah, and then Buster Douglas had his
Speaker 1: own video game and that game sucks compared to Mike
Speaker 1: te on Genesis. I'm almost positive it was a Sega
Speaker 1: Genesis game. Income was the name of that thing.
Speaker 9: It was called bust It was called Busty twice.
Speaker 4: That was the name of that game.
Speaker 3: Incoming Pro Football Hall of Famer Luke Keickley will be
Speaker 3: coming into homes as Netflix's lead analyst in football this season.
Speaker 3: The Athletic reports the former Carolina Panther linebacker will debut
Speaker 3: when the streaming Giant airs the Los Angeles Rams San
Speaker 3: Francisco forty nine Ers game from Australia.
Speaker 4: That guy's got to have some brain damage. He hit
Speaker 4: people hard, Yeah he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Will appear on four of the five games that
Speaker 3: will be streamed by Netflix this season, alongside play by
Speaker 3: play Man No Angle five games on Netflix this year. Huh,
Speaker 3: I mean they had last year, just the one they have. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they had Christmas.
Speaker 1: Christmas, Yeah right right, yeah, check this out here it is.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty eight, there was an arcade game named
Speaker 1: Final Blow that was released as James Buster Douglas Knockout
Speaker 1: Boxing in nineteen ninety for the Master System Don't know
Speaker 1: what that is and Sega Genesis, which replaced one of
Speaker 1: the fictional fighters with Buster Douglas. This game is considered
Speaker 1: as a response to Mike Tyson's Punch Out, especially since
Speaker 1: Tyson lost to Douglas, which Sega took advantage in order
Speaker 1: to promote the game, Genesis does what Ninten don't got
Speaker 1: them an advertising campaign in which Douglas frequently participated. So
Speaker 1: they were like, you guys have Mike Tyson's punch out,
Speaker 1: everybody loves it. We're going to go with Buster Douglas
Speaker 1: knockout boxing. And then of course he was almost immediately
Speaker 1: a non factor right like his his fame was super
Speaker 1: short lived. So they Genesis went all in on Buster Douglas. Whoops, sorry,
Speaker 1: yeah man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, happened in Japan. Tyson wasn't ready, took him lightly
Speaker 3: and was shocked to the but Jesus when he got
Speaker 3: the hell beat out of him? What happens that? What
Speaker 3: happens get lazy? Right, happens to everybody. Happened to Gregor
Speaker 3: happened to Rondaouse? He happens to everybody?
Speaker 1: What this is sports trivia? Yeah, sports trivia. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to Would you have a good attitude, You're trying to
Speaker 1: lean into your strength. This is sports trivia. Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: Buster Douglas alive or dead? Oh, good question, he's dead.
Speaker 1: He's my best guess. If you believe he's dead, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you whether you're right or wrong. Best guess when
Speaker 1: Buster Douglas died twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: He's still with us.
Speaker 9: Oh, Buster Douglas is sixty six years old, sure from Columbus,
Speaker 9: Ohio fighting Jake Paul next is he probably?
Speaker 4: Probably? That was sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what's crazy about boxing is his career
Speaker 1: record thirty eight six one in one, one draw, one,
Speaker 1: no contest. Wow. Really that's good. But yeah, if you
Speaker 1: don't have almost a perfect record, you're just like, eh,
Speaker 1: he was just okay, right, six losses, but that didn't
Speaker 1: really feel that great. And it's all about when you
Speaker 1: win and who you beat and when you beat him.
Speaker 4: And things like that.
Speaker 1: And after he beat Ties and it was just like
Speaker 1: who cares?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he got knocked out like what eight months later
Speaker 8: by Evander Holyfield.
Speaker 1: The Vander Yeah Holyfield, the sweet loves barbecue sauce that guy,
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. He's in the barbecue industry. Yes, headlines
Speaker 1: after this Power Trip morning show on the Fan Fan
Speaker 1: every weekday, give me a ground.
Speaker 7: Along with.
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 3: Here you go, Hey, welcome back, everybody. We're talking about
Speaker 3: stuff over here, you know, trying to break down the
Speaker 3: vikings stuff. That's what we do. Tell about Kyler and
Speaker 3: j j Actually we're listening to ESPN. Guys talk about him.
Speaker 3: Sequel O'Neil was on there, Shack, What does Shack have
Speaker 3: to say? Something about Shizam or something on them?
Speaker 1: You love that movie?
Speaker 3: Who didn't the Academy? You are right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are roden to me.
Speaker 3: It breast smells like what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: What is my breath bad?
Speaker 3: I don't know. We've asked ourselves that question.
Speaker 1: Did you guys talk about my breath?
Speaker 3: We can't. We can't anymore.
Speaker 1: Why we got asked to stop? Yeah? Thank you.
Speaker 3: China, which supplies the vast majority of the world's humanoid robots, yeah,
Speaker 3: has suddenly been cut off from its largest export market
Speaker 3: as the US government moves to curb its reliance on
Speaker 3: foreign technology. Did you guys know that they were importing
Speaker 3: all these robots? I mean these humanoid robots. Look at
Speaker 3: this thing, Maxo, Oh my god. The engine A T
Speaker 3: eight hundred humanoid which looks like I'm just gonna say it, terminator,
Speaker 3: That's what it looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: They look like the androids in every Dystopian. This is
Speaker 8: the beginning of the movie, right, Yeah, yeah, See, here's
Speaker 8: the deal. A couple of days ago. I'm walking down
Speaker 8: the hall and I'm like that, boss, I've never seen before.
Speaker 8: That might be one of those Chinese humanoid robot things.
Speaker 8: But then I'm like, no, wait, wait a minute, wait
Speaker 8: a minute, this is iHeart. We're guaranteed human. So I
Speaker 8: was going to shoot it, assuming it was like a
Speaker 8: robot that I didn't trust, But they're strapped.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Why you got a problem with that? Yeah, it's all
Speaker 1: over again. We are living in a never ending series
Speaker 1: of Black Mirror episodes. Yeah, it's way over.
Speaker 4: It's way over, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like you always say, like Simpsons did it right,
Speaker 1: and the Simpsons were right. They predicted it way before
Speaker 1: the rest of us. That's that's what Black Mirror is too.
Speaker 1: Black Mirror just was five years of six years, seven years,
Speaker 1: eight years ahead of what actually was going to happen.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, go on, do you
Speaker 2: think when they were filming that shoe Black Mirror, they
Speaker 2: would put up with a bad, vibrating sounding microphone.
Speaker 4: No, they would not.
Speaker 1: But we're guaranteed human. Although if I lean in like this,
Speaker 1: this sounds like I'm a robot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what to do about it anymore.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just I don't know whatever. All right,
Speaker 4: let's just do a robot headline.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for headlines presented Vine.
Speaker 4: We get it.
Speaker 1: We need we need a we need a microphone sponsor.
Speaker 1: Anybody out there. I want to give us microphones and
Speaker 1: will endorse your company, No.
Speaker 4: Microphone companies? Is it Minnesota Microphones and Manufacturing? There you
Speaker 4: gop put the pressure on them.
Speaker 1: All right? Check this out on a man in Idaho
Speaker 1: burnt off his own eyebrows. But that was, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: in pursuit of breaking a record. He was trying to
Speaker 1: break the Guinness World Record for the most consecutive flaming
Speaker 1: torch juggling catches on a unicycle. Oh here's the crazy part.
Speaker 1: So he's on a unicycle, he's got flaming torches and
Speaker 1: he's juggling them. He's catching them, burnt off his own
Speaker 1: eyebrows to do it. Sure, the previous world record. I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you that he did break it, So
Speaker 1: he's the world record. The previous record was thirty seven
Speaker 1: thirty seven torches, thirty seven catches. With the juggling the
Speaker 1: flaming torches, he broke the record. I think on his
Speaker 1: third or fourth attempt. How many did he do? Previous
Speaker 1: record thirty seven.
Speaker 4: Thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Arker was gonna say, just got it by one. It
Speaker 1: would be thirty eight. I'm gonna say forty two oxes,
Speaker 1: forty two sauce on one hundred, Zachary sixty nine, Max
Speaker 1: one hundred, thirty seven, one thirty seven, I mean almost always,
Speaker 1: but Max, you win yet again one seventy five. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what record we're trying to break. When the
Speaker 1: record's thirty seven and you just obliterate it. He did
Speaker 1: it one hundred and seventy eight times, five times, but
Speaker 1: it cost him his eyebrows. Yeah, after his eyebrows.
Speaker 6: In pursuit of excellence. That's amazing, really is literal amazing.
Speaker 6: Hot Rot was his name, Rod.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: This is happening more and more, but now they're getting
Speaker 1: ripped for this. You guys familiar with Popeyes, right, not
Speaker 1: the man the restaurant. They have self service kiosks that
Speaker 1: are asking customers for tips. Now Popeyes has said, well,
Speaker 1: it's for the cooks that are behind the scenes, but
Speaker 1: obviously the customers are like, why am I tipping somebody?
Speaker 1: If I am doing the own my own ordering. Yeah,
Speaker 1: son freaking microphone. So yeah, self service kiosks asking for tips.
Speaker 2: That happened yesterday at five guys go on, Yeah, same thing.
Speaker 2: They asked for a tip Kiosk.
Speaker 3: At the left side of the menu. Get the whole.
Speaker 1: It was going to take the cooks an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. You probably should.
Speaker 3: I had to go to a farm and kill a
Speaker 3: bunch of beef.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get every topic. I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to order the dessert.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Twenty hours ago. Twenty hours ago, Sauce tweeted this more
Speaker 1: expensive Manni's or five guys? Five guys not close? He's right,
Speaker 1: I got let's play a game. You guys ready? Oh?
Speaker 1: Thanks to so whoa, It's fine you call it construction company.
Speaker 1: Oh man is ready? You were saying, what's your game?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 1: A cheeseburger double single double.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I have a few of those.
Speaker 1: I want a cheeseburger and I want fries, and I
Speaker 1: want to say I got that fat, don't get nothing
Speaker 1: and like it. My son got a junior bacon burger.
Speaker 3: Did you even give him.
Speaker 1: For your son? I got an order of their fries.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, large, no small, no media, that's a
Speaker 4: step in the right direction.
Speaker 1: Two pops. Then what how much was it? All? Right?
Speaker 1: Hands say it again?
Speaker 2: Sodas to Sodas, medium fry, medium fry, and a junior
Speaker 2: burger and then a regular just cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: For twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: No that that's probably thirteen or fourteen, thirty. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say thirty two dollars about fidty, it was thirty seven,
Speaker 1: seventy seven? Oh wow, but I'm gonna taste what you got.
Speaker 4: Have three cents off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's delicious. You round up probably, Yeah it's delicious.
Speaker 4: Thirty eight. It is good.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot. Get a day job, and then
Speaker 1: get a day job.
Speaker 3: If you don't like paying for it, maybe just cut
Speaker 3: down on the cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: Why don't you order a junior burger?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Me and a small fry, seat of a medium fry.
Speaker 1: I'm down a lot of.
Speaker 2: Weight, and why because I was getting fatty Patty to
Speaker 2: get a day job, right, shut up, Jerry.
Speaker 1: What No, that's not my name.
Speaker 4: And it is tough to beat those fries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all standing a new one on the strip.
Speaker 1: But can I say one that is your your Vegas
Speaker 1: construction update, the five guys that's next to the venation
Speaker 1: massive breaking news.
Speaker 4: They got another one on the solid part of the
Speaker 4: strip by raising canes.
Speaker 1: Can can I say something else? No? No, I hate
Speaker 1: to say this.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Zach is right?
Speaker 2: Freestyle machines are awful. We went I went to a
Speaker 2: movie last Friday and got a you know, diet cherry coke.
Speaker 4: They could have got a water.
Speaker 3: Shut off.
Speaker 1: It was awful. It was terrible.
Speaker 2: I dumped it out and I think I got something else,
Speaker 2: But He's correct. Free doll machines are terrible.
Speaker 1: Yep, thank you.
Speaker 3: How was the milkshake?
Speaker 4: I didn't get a.
Speaker 1: Milkshake a movie?
Speaker 4: Large popcorn?
Speaker 3: Good? How about the birthday cake?
Speaker 1: Large? Classic jalapeno poppers at movie theaters? So I didn't
Speaker 1: get to poppers are disgusting?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: How was that?
Speaker 3: How was that jar of cake?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Ice cream?
Speaker 1: You guy, I'm not that fat. I know I don't
Speaker 1: eat that much. I was asking about what you ate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was curious the problem. I hope you're thrown
Speaker 2: from a building later today to.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh no, I hope you're not, but yeah he
Speaker 1: was right? What shut up? Skeletor right? This is something
Speaker 1: that's impossible to guess, So I have to give you guys,
Speaker 1: at least a clue to get your headed in the
Speaker 1: right direction. So a T s A officer discovered five
Speaker 1: of something that we're stolen in a passenger's bag after
Speaker 1: it triggered an alarm at the security checkpoint. So it's
Speaker 1: five of something it was stolen? M again, how do
Speaker 1: I say this without absolutely giving it away?
Speaker 3: Howler monkey.
Speaker 4: Five? Was it stolen at the airport?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: No, hang on, let me let me try this. Let
Speaker 4: me type something in really quickly here.
Speaker 1: Okay, it looks like this was.
Speaker 4: There's only one of them. There's only one of these.
Speaker 1: Was it a type of puzzle? No? Um, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go with I believe this was Fort Morgan, Alabama? Who
Speaker 1: is where it was stolen from? TSA officer, think about
Speaker 1: this is insane. TSA officer discovers five of something that
Speaker 1: was stolen from Fort Morgan, a history orley significant site
Speaker 1: from the Civil War, in a passenger's bag after it
Speaker 1: triggered an alarm at the security checkpoint.
Speaker 4: What did this person have five of sword cannon basket?
Speaker 1: Nailed it? Cannon balls? You got a nice He stole
Speaker 1: five cannon balls and thought he could get it on
Speaker 1: a plane.
Speaker 3: Sure? Why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 3: Where can you buy those these days?
Speaker 1: You know your dad's house?
Speaker 4: Dot com are defined?
Speaker 3: It's a weird website.
Speaker 1: No offense. I don't know where this guy's flying. But
Speaker 1: if you steal cannon balls from a historic site like
Speaker 1: Fort Morgan, you drive wherever you're going. Yeah? Correct? When
Speaker 1: do you think you're going to get them on a plane?
Speaker 4: Have to play extra because they're going to be too heavy?
Speaker 4: What like?
Speaker 1: What are they made out of?
Speaker 4: Iron?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 3: Aren't they steal?
Speaker 4: I mean they definitely.
Speaker 1: How do they not? How do they get through a
Speaker 1: metal of the sector?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Can we all be adults?
Speaker 3: Probably not? No, I'll try though a.
Speaker 1: Zach. No we'ld be adults or not?
Speaker 4: Please do?
Speaker 1: Oscar Mayer is celebrating the ninetieth anniversary of the Wienermobile
Speaker 1: this weekend by offering Wiener Cakes. It is a bunch
Speaker 1: of hot dogs arranged around a two tier cake, along
Speaker 1: with ketchup and mustard colored confetti. There's also a Wiener
Speaker 1: Mobile cake topper. But yes, for a limited time you
Speaker 1: can get a Wiener cake. They're going to put your
Speaker 1: car on a cake sack.
Speaker 7: Cake topper, Tommy's waiting for somebody half of that and
Speaker 7: leave it outside a hotel room.
Speaker 1: You can buy a Wiener Cake at select Milk Bar
Speaker 1: locations in New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago starting on Friday,
Speaker 1: while supplies last.
Speaker 4: Just this weekend. Wiener Cakes. Wiener Cake from the Milk Bar. Yep, perfect,
Speaker 4: about to get one.
Speaker 3: What do you want for your birthday?
Speaker 1: I mean that's that till January, But in September, Sauce
Speaker 1: Nike's gonna drop a limited run of Recovery slides which
Speaker 1: heat and massage your feet. Ooh gross retailing for I
Speaker 1: think two hundred and fifty bucks. Damn Parker, you in
Speaker 1: or out on Recovery slides. Taylor and I have the
Speaker 1: shoe version and they're sweet.
Speaker 7: They're Nike as well, fit like a normal shoe and
Speaker 7: then they heat massage and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are sweet.
Speaker 7: But the slides are to collab with hyper Ice, and yeah,
Speaker 7: I think they look Cool's so dumb question though? Are
Speaker 7: these for walking or do you just put these on
Speaker 7: when you're sitting on the couch and that's when they
Speaker 7: heat them. I think they're I think they're more for
Speaker 7: like warming up, like for like a hockey player, for example,
Speaker 7: you're going through your like off ice warm up. You
Speaker 7: put those on to heat your feet, massage your ankles
Speaker 7: type of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are sweet.
Speaker 7: You have ankle issues. Those are the ones we have. Yeah,
Speaker 7: they're sitting in our automan. We got them and we
Speaker 7: probably used them for like a week and then I
Speaker 7: touch him soup.
Speaker 1: What's mccullay culkin reportedly has talked to Didney A Disney
Speaker 1: about bringing back.
Speaker 3: Let's bring.
Speaker 1: Let's all be honest with whether or not we think
Speaker 1: this is a terrible idea or not. This is mccaullay
Speaker 1: culkin's idea, bring back Home alone. His idea is that
Speaker 1: Kevin McAllister is obviously an adult now five years later
Speaker 1: and is either a widower or a divorcee raising a
Speaker 1: sun by himself. But he says, quote, the theory would be,
Speaker 1: I'm working really hard and I'm not really paying enough attention,
Speaker 1: and the kid is kind of getting miffed at me,
Speaker 1: and then I get locked out and my son won't
Speaker 1: let me in. He's the one setting all the traps
Speaker 1: for me. So the house is some sort of metaphor
Speaker 1: for our relationship. Zero.
Speaker 4: I hate that idea as well.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be great.
Speaker 4: I love Macaulay Culkin, but that the whole.
Speaker 1: Point of like setting the guy's head on fire and
Speaker 1: putting a nail through his foot was to completely punish
Speaker 1: him and dissuade them from coming in the house because
Speaker 1: you think they're going to kill you. If it's just
Speaker 1: like a, well, we don't have the best relationship. You're
Speaker 1: not going to be putting nails through your dad's foot.
Speaker 4: You need therapy.
Speaker 3: I'm reading the story now. Did you read that the
Speaker 3: the woman the mother of his of his son is
Speaker 3: the pigeon lady? They he grew up and they got
Speaker 3: it on.
Speaker 1: But the fastest question before ye pigeon lady? Yes? Two
Speaker 1: weeks ago? Two weeks ago?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh yeah. He couldn't he couldn't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: So Dizzy has already said that the name of this
Speaker 1: movie wouldn't be Home Alone, whatever three, four or five
Speaker 1: I own yard. It would have a different name and sauce,
Speaker 1: you know exactly what the name would be. Correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do Home Alone I'm a crappy dad. My kid
Speaker 1: hates me, and now I can't get in the house.
Speaker 1: Help me. Ronda, Ronda's the neighbor.
Speaker 3: Runs a mossun.
Speaker 4: Ronda was maybe the pigeon Lady, the bird lady from home.
Speaker 1: No, she died twenty years ago. On this day, July
Speaker 1: twenty ninth of twenty six, Pamela Anderson married Kid Rock.
Speaker 1: Oh god, how long? That was my question? How long
Speaker 1: were they married? Year and a half? Six months?
Speaker 3: I think it was ten days?
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, I'd like two weeks, maybe even like less
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 3: Maybe like a day it was what Maybe maybe I'm wrong,
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: It seems like way too paperwork for this today.
Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of. Wasn't Britney Spears and the
Speaker 1: guy Jason Alexander, not the guy from Seinfeld. But I
Speaker 1: think Jason Alexander and Brittany were like forty eight hours,
Speaker 1: correct this one? Four months? Kid Rock and pam Anderson
Speaker 1: four months?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's about right. Yeah, that's somebody somewhere right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it just it didn't seem I don't think
Speaker 1: this is hindsight. It didn't seem right at the time.
Speaker 1: Even it's like really yeah, Pam Anderson and kid Rock,
Speaker 1: all right, he's a looker. He's hideous.
Speaker 3: Oh so aw my, oh oh.
Speaker 1: There's a new coffee hack that's going viral, a coffee slushy.
Speaker 1: Here's how it works. Apparently, you make your coffee as usual,
Speaker 1: and you wait to wait for it to cool down.
Speaker 1: Then you put it in a zip lock bag, seal
Speaker 1: it and throw it in the freezer. And then essentially
Speaker 1: you wait until the ice is over, you make it
Speaker 1: into a slushy. You chop it up and hack at it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't tell me make his coffee a night and put
Speaker 3: it in the fridge.
Speaker 1: I think so, yeah, because he likes that's he basically
Speaker 1: cold bruised his own coffee by making it cold, but
Speaker 1: I putting it in the fridge. I think that's exactly
Speaker 1: what he does. So this is one step further by
Speaker 1: throwing it in the freezer like.
Speaker 4: This like che it's like coffee ice or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: She makes ice cubes out of coffee, puts those in
Speaker 7: her so it doesn't dilute the coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here we go. This is a this
Speaker 1: is a race. This is a trivia sports races. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. What does AI think sauce will eventually be?
Speaker 1: Oh me? Oh me?
Speaker 3: Well let me.
Speaker 1: This is a two part trivia question, although I think
Speaker 1: the first part is impossible unless you guys just know
Speaker 1: this somehow or just read it this morning? Does anybody
Speaker 1: know the law? Longest common word in English where all
Speaker 1: of the letters are in alphabetical order.
Speaker 4: Again, almost impossible to know this? Anti disestablishmentarianism.
Speaker 1: No longest word in English where all of the letters
Speaker 1: are in alphabetical order. This is a six letter word.
Speaker 1: If anybody wants to try to guess it, can you
Speaker 1: tell us what letter it starts with?
Speaker 4: Is it an A? I?
Speaker 1: That would make the most sense, right, you are correct,
Speaker 1: didn't have to be I guess, but this one is
Speaker 1: super hard. Yeah, we could be here for seven hours
Speaker 1: and you might not get obsessed, David, almost is the
Speaker 1: word A?
Speaker 4: Then L, then M, then O, then L and N
Speaker 4: T We almost got it all right.
Speaker 1: Now here's the sports trivia version. Let's race, but uh
Speaker 1: NFL team mascot. There's only one team name, not the city,
Speaker 1: the team name where all of the letters are in
Speaker 1: alphabetical order, the letter lands Nope, because the eye is
Speaker 1: before that's true, there's only one where every letter that
Speaker 1: follows is not going backwards, so you can get it first.
Speaker 1: Only thirty two teams to go through.
Speaker 4: Forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: Nope, it's creative though, it's kind of half cheating because
Speaker 1: the E R S obviously is Yeah, that's cheating.
Speaker 4: But no, you're to start with numbers then go to letters.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: This is hard.
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna do it, though, and one of you guys
Speaker 1: will get it first.
Speaker 3: Bill's Bill.
Speaker 1: Nice, there we go. Chris got it the B and
Speaker 1: then the I and then the L and then Yes,
Speaker 1: Bills is the only one in the NFL that goes alphabetically.
Speaker 4: Well done, Well done, Aya, well done, alphabetical order for Bills.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's cool. A circus performer was accidentally shot
Speaker 3: in the neck by an arrow.
Speaker 1: What good good.
Speaker 4: You hate the circuits?
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 3: It happened Friday night at the Orange County Fair in Middletown,
Speaker 3: New York. Geez and a days a Tavera forty two
Speaker 3: and edwins Squarevo, a married couple from Wakika, Wakisha, Wisconsin
Speaker 3: or Waukesha, had been performing their crossbow sharpshooting acts.
Speaker 1: They should practice a little more before they go public.
Speaker 3: But when she accidentally shot him in the net, has
Speaker 3: he held up a foam target? Quervo was there lifted
Speaker 3: to hospital and stable condition just outside.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: Wow, so he survived?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man. Benjamin Jackson, the ringmaster at said Monday that Quervo
Speaker 3: Wrangle was luckily struck on the side of his neck
Speaker 3: in a spot which had mostly soft tissue.
Speaker 1: And yeah, missed the throat, missed the old major artery.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 4: This is like when Trace Adkins got shot by his wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you hear about that? He just told that
Speaker 3: story somewhere yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard this?
Speaker 7: Who Trace Adkins, the country artist, famous songs. His second
Speaker 7: wife shot him point blank, went through arm, lungs I
Speaker 7: think heart, and out the other arm. And they said,
Speaker 7: because the the shot was so close, like the force
Speaker 7: of it was able to go all the way through
Speaker 7: and he able, he was able to live.
Speaker 1: I said, you're going to miss this, and she did not.
Speaker 1: He'll you will not get this. You will not get
Speaker 1: this your way. That's somebody else. Do you think?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 1: You were going to say something, poor achy breaking your heart? Okay,
Speaker 1: swinging a miss?
Speaker 3: Where to go? You blew it. We were going so
Speaker 3: well today, we were.
Speaker 4: Man during the circus.
Speaker 1: How do you think it took the crowd to realize
Speaker 1: that something went wrong?
Speaker 4: When the thing is in his neck?
Speaker 1: What if it's part of the act, if it's a
Speaker 1: goof right, what if he's got on one of those hats.
Speaker 1: He put it over your hand? Exactly one arrow and
Speaker 1: I know, talk about a great way to kill your
Speaker 1: husband though, exactly. Just claim it was an accidental shot.
Speaker 3: That's what we do. And I missed.
Speaker 1: Right now, you're in the dark web and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to hire a hitman and kill my husband.
Speaker 1: Chris is right. Just convince your husband to try. The
Speaker 1: circuit is a long place, but it's a clean getaway, right,
Speaker 1: it's did you kill your husband? Well? Yeah, but accidentally
Speaker 1: dozens of people I missed. I was aiming for the apple.
Speaker 1: We were doing some Newton bit and I was I
Speaker 1: missed by a foot and a half. I'm a terrible shot.
Speaker 1: I forgot my glass. That's the entire Johnny cochrane defenses.
Speaker 1: Just she forgot her glasses. She should have gone the oval,
Speaker 1: lasick and lens and just got she didn't listen to Cory,
Speaker 1: and now her husband's dead where you go? And now
Speaker 1: she uh shockingly already has a new boyfriend. But pay
Speaker 1: no attention to that, Pay no attention the new boyfriend
Speaker 1: behind the curtain. Wouldn't it be weird to.
Speaker 3: Be at uh at something like that where the performer
Speaker 3: gets either seriously entered or dies or something like that.
Speaker 3: I've been a race car tracks before when somebody dies
Speaker 3: and it's terrible, you know, obviously.
Speaker 1: Imagine you're watching a just gets mauled and you're suicide
Speaker 1: Rosie and he's just like, no, it hasn't happened to
Speaker 1: him yet, Yeah, it hasn't.
Speaker 3: That would be something, man. Yeah, that podcast, Man, they
Speaker 3: talked to a bunch of people who are there.
Speaker 1: That day and that Washington happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, grabbing by the head, and you know, the whole
Speaker 3: bit was that cigarette freed and Roy were like he
Speaker 3: was he had a heart attack and the tiger was
Speaker 3: trying to save him, and everybody in the audience just like,
Speaker 3: that's not what happened to Zero. He wanted to eat
Speaker 3: his head.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the tiger was a first responder. Yeah, correct him.
Speaker 3: Don't want to let this meat go to waste. That's
Speaker 3: like sauce. Five guys. A.
Speaker 1: So I thought we were especially hard on you today,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you this today, Yeah, like more so
Speaker 1: today than a normal day. And I can promise the
Speaker 1: listeners we're gonna keep it going tomorrow, no doubt.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a new way.
Speaker 1: Yep. I'm gonna ask chatbt, I mean co pilot for
Speaker 1: more jokes.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: Hopefully today I can take an sexual deep prout. I
Speaker 1: wish you'd take a bath, my god, well, never mind.
Speaker 3: I wish you'd take a ride with the coach of
Speaker 3: the ramsdeillire hard. I wish you'd ride the Titanic.
Speaker 1: I wish Kelly takes up the Crossbow. I wish you
Speaker 1: were Dahmer's roommate.
Speaker 3: I wish you joined the circus is one of the elements.
Speaker 3: I'm not that I know.
Speaker 4: That's a huge bit.
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