Speaker 1: Am I sure what? That's a lot? But hey, well
Speaker 1: then I have a man.
Speaker 2: Hey must Ben Ben muss Well.
Speaker 1: Guys, musty stand up?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are we doing?
Speaker 1: You normally look like a hobo. Look how great you look.
Speaker 4: This week?
Speaker 2: He already opened his gifts. It looks like why are
Speaker 2: you looking? You go to the bar? I mean you're so.
Speaker 1: Coordinated, even down your hat.
Speaker 5: I got a limp mic, I got a dongle cord
Speaker 5: going out over here.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening here. I appreciate ye who
Speaker 2: cares about all? A little blue chew and you're good? Yeah,
Speaker 2: get your dogle cord away.
Speaker 1: That made such a big deal of it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you normally do look like hell yeah, he's such a
Speaker 1: right away you had.
Speaker 5: Max, You're both like, wow, you got your going on?
Speaker 2: Where's going on? Like I live under a bridge?
Speaker 1: Normally you probably do.
Speaker 2: What is the deal? You got something after for the show? Whoa?
Speaker 1: I got nothing?
Speaker 6: Rock?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm offful.
Speaker 1: Thanks for putting finally first, thanks for trying off one
Speaker 1: on two.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I still get the Viking stuff. Are you
Speaker 2: single or something?
Speaker 1: What are you putting it? Are you trying out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Answer the question.
Speaker 2: Knocked around a little bit, Please stay and you always
Speaker 2: smell good. Yeah, m you're not going to get that
Speaker 2: thing knocked around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's asked you three times answer this question.
Speaker 2: How many spritzes of Colonne do you put on? How
Speaker 2: many sprints? Sprints? How many times you how many times
Speaker 2: you come a couple of the chest, one to the wrist,
Speaker 2: and then one for the ladies.
Speaker 1: That sounds like Zach on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: A lot of spreads. I do the spray and walk
Speaker 2: in like that. I was a real aggressive.
Speaker 7: D X.
Speaker 1: That was your shoulder high on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were your shoulder high.
Speaker 1: You're like, jaw Do you ever do the spray and
Speaker 1: hip thrust because that's what I do. Because yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, say, I gotta go. I just did it to
Speaker 2: leave him. Yeah, he demonstrated right on me. Yeah you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're on camera.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, you could have run if you're doing
Speaker 8: it that much.
Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta.
Speaker 9: Go.
Speaker 8: You gotta take care of your area. God, I never
Speaker 8: thought about using d M s A as lube. That's
Speaker 8: that's aggressive. Well, it was on there when you look
Speaker 8: it up. It's for a reptile dysfunction?
Speaker 1: Is it really that?
Speaker 8: I guess I didn't know that. Nobody ever told me
Speaker 8: that no one wants a garlic smelling heart. You can
Speaker 8: rub it ouse.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't know that, Mario, that gallon Denver, You
Speaker 2: don't Italian? Yeah, yeah, she wouldn't have cared.
Speaker 1: Definitely preferred that to me. What it smelled us?
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah? Were you wearing leather.
Speaker 1: Pants every the same pair of pants every show? I
Speaker 1: thought it was cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah there, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm on that story. I know what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Here's the news.
Speaker 6: This is Camp News with Chris Hockey, presented by the
Speaker 6: twenty twenty six i HF World Junior Championship.
Speaker 1: Talk to me about a baby? Oh wait, let me
Speaker 1: tell your mic on baby?
Speaker 2: Oh hello, hey, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 6: Kicks off this week Friday, USA versus Germany. You can
Speaker 6: hear it on the Plus KFE and Plus, but you
Speaker 6: should get your tickets and go see it in action
Speaker 6: five o'clock on Friday. But so many other games as
Speaker 6: well across the two cities.
Speaker 2: So learn more. World Juniors MM two six. We'll see there.
Speaker 1: That's a lot, just a couple of things real quick
Speaker 1: and we'll get right back to Vikings and football and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. But listen, get yourselves ready. Norrad Santa
Speaker 1: is getting ready to go. Oh hell yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I believe everything starts at five am our time on
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. So if you want to help the kiddos
Speaker 1: track Santa from the very beginning of his trip towards
Speaker 1: the end, make sure you check out Norrad Santa. If
Speaker 1: you haven't ever done that with the kiddos, make sure
Speaker 1: you do. And I know little louis very little, but
Speaker 1: you got to do it for him. Oh it starts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the best ever. Got to watch him to do it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: That's based off of like what nineteen fifty eight, that's
Speaker 5: when it started.
Speaker 2: I think that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty cool. Huh that's good stuff.
Speaker 2: It's a phone call, right it was originally?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you could call Santa.
Speaker 2: And he'd be like, hey, what's up? Like, are you
Speaker 2: really calling me tonight? On all night? I'm busy.
Speaker 1: He was nicer than that.
Speaker 6: I'm very Yeah. May twelfth, h what does Santa do
Speaker 6: on May twelve?
Speaker 1: Like like what if.
Speaker 2: Like you know, middle of September.
Speaker 6: I want to see like what he thinks about, like
Speaker 6: the Vikings Packers line and which side I should be on.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got to go through the he's got
Speaker 1: to break down the film with the deer, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the twenty two, Yeah, the twenty two. Right, I
Speaker 2: met Santa likes slot Machine. I love the Santa Is.
Speaker 2: Now the commercials they're all jacked.
Speaker 1: He's all buff. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, we talked about
Speaker 1: that the other day. I mean he's a good looking man.
Speaker 1: And now you know yep, Like if you watch the Rootolf,
Speaker 1: the Red Nose Reindeer, all the lady does she wants
Speaker 1: him get chunky. Yeah, she's got a type you know,
Speaker 1: man pop up like like this, Ladies help, She's like,
Speaker 1: run this dms O all over.
Speaker 2: You ddrn't with Ben? How many reindeer can sauce name?
Speaker 6: I believe we've done this in the past A year
Speaker 6: or two ago we did this exact same thing. How
Speaker 6: many of the nine can he name? He's gonna run
Speaker 6: through the song, He's gonna get him do it all?
Speaker 6: Nine yeah?
Speaker 2: Nine. Yeah, I'm no, you're skeptical that he can get all?
Speaker 8: Are so confident I'm gonna change my answer. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: say yes, but I was gonna say he's gonna get eight.
Speaker 8: I think it's like six or seven.
Speaker 2: I think seven.
Speaker 1: Really, he can do it the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Run the table, buddy, let's go, Rudolph.
Speaker 6: That's one. Blitzing two, Donner three from Milwaukee, brilliant three,
Speaker 6: not even close to nine. He's gonna come up way short.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say I feel like I don't feel like.
Speaker 6: It's the strangest strategy ever.
Speaker 2: Blitz cool to wait the red I was on there
Speaker 2: on Saturday. You sounded great.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Blitzen, and I said, you already said, Blitzing
Speaker 6: and Donner and Rudolph, you're.
Speaker 2: At three famous Reindeer.
Speaker 6: Yep still Rudolph, Ye just saying the chorus again.
Speaker 1: I just ran, I said again, I was sure part
Speaker 1: of the Donner party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, or got hit by a comment
Speaker 2: comment that's.
Speaker 4: For Vixen five, Yonder yas holiday boats and Nose.
Speaker 2: I don't think has Reindeer.
Speaker 9: There's Yonder and Vixen comment and Cupid and Cupid, Donner
Speaker 9: and Blitzen, Blixen, you already said, Blitzing, you're missing three.
Speaker 2: I gave you comment got Steve.
Speaker 1: We even sang the song.
Speaker 2: Vixen, Comic Cupid, Donner, Blitz and Rudolph. You have those six?
Speaker 2: You're missing three? Wow?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sweetie Star from the Star Top, Please
Speaker 1: you know the song.
Speaker 2: Because you were naming them backwards?
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't. Rudolph, I don't know. Honestly, we can tell. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna playing.
Speaker 1: Is still around? Can I go get back on it?
Speaker 2: You know, Haas is haa one of them?
Speaker 6: Yonder is not one either, keep spelling mister Wow dude.
Speaker 8: I'll let you think, but I will admit this to
Speaker 8: myself after looking it up.
Speaker 2: I would have missed one of the three that he's missing.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I think I could get Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it Yonder, Yonder the hard or yep? I would
Speaker 2: have got seven? What would what would Zach do on
Speaker 2: a beach?
Speaker 1: Dry up like a raisin? Hammer himself?
Speaker 2: Bouner? Is he? Yeah? Yeah? Is there a creeper? Wow?
Speaker 2: I'm glad, I asked Er.
Speaker 6: Oh Dasher, Dasher, Oh my Godner and Blitzer?
Speaker 2: No, No, I get it. No, that was nice. He
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 6: Now it's the one he's still missing. Uh, Dasher, Christ
Speaker 6: just helps you as you're missing too. Still, Dasher Andlitzen,
Speaker 6: how many times are going to save Blitzen?
Speaker 2: Please? Please stop? Please?
Speaker 8: I swear to God. I thought you were just playing
Speaker 8: with us when you first started. You know you could
Speaker 8: name three. I thought you were just gonna like slow
Speaker 8: roll the whole thing.
Speaker 6: And he is grinding right now, his brain is on.
Speaker 6: I don't know fire right now. Dasher and Dancer, Yeah,
Speaker 6: Donner and Blitzen. I want to I want to throw
Speaker 6: a brick in your pose.
Speaker 2: I want to turn around and grab one of those.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could throw it from anywhere and you'd probably
Speaker 6: hit me. Uh what Zach would do on a beach
Speaker 6: is a prancer?
Speaker 2: Prancer?
Speaker 6: Were missing Prancer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, comic Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, that was a ride. Look it up.
Speaker 6: No, No, I did not have to look it up.
Speaker 6: I had it up. I just wanted it a double check.
Speaker 6: But yes, this is the correct order. And like we said,
Speaker 6: it was bizarre that you started naming them in the
Speaker 6: reverse order. Well, we knew you were in trouble when
Speaker 6: you started at Rudolph and went blitzing kissing Donnor, Yeah, Donnor,
Speaker 6: you flickskin.
Speaker 1: No kiss the Yeah, God, I wish you'd go to
Speaker 1: Hong Kong. I can'tverticulates.
Speaker 2: How about this? I didn't know this. You'm glad I
Speaker 2: looked this up. This is according to AI.
Speaker 6: The original eight came from an eighteen twenty two poem.
Speaker 6: Rudolph didn't join until nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was left out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the whole whole one d in about any movie,
Speaker 6: but Rudolph, he's not in it because I think he's trademarked.
Speaker 2: Would be my guess, Like you see all these like
Speaker 2: other Christmas reduse he's.
Speaker 1: In it, that's true.
Speaker 2: No, they were bullying him, you guys. Well, his dad
Speaker 2: hated him.
Speaker 6: Dad hated him, like yeah, his dad wanted to send
Speaker 6: him a tow conversion therapy.
Speaker 1: You guys remember last week when we did What Really Matters?
Speaker 1: And I told you that the original the first time
Speaker 1: they ran it, they didn't go back and rescue the presence,
Speaker 1: and they got such complaints about it. The next year
Speaker 1: they rewrote it and added the ending where they went
Speaker 1: and picked up.
Speaker 2: The fascinating social pressure. Charlie Charlie in the box.
Speaker 6: I was just sitting there very year, Oh buddy, And
Speaker 6: finally Santa saved him.
Speaker 5: And wasn't the song originally part of Macy's right? I
Speaker 5: mean it wasn't it?
Speaker 2: It was a commercial? Basically, are you saying that Christmas
Speaker 2: is a commercialized product? Charlie Brown?
Speaker 6: According to AI, it was not Macy. It was gay
Speaker 6: sis that John Wayne Gacy had written a little poem
Speaker 6: about a nose rain, and then they had.
Speaker 2: He was such a giver. I remember all prancers are welcome.
Speaker 6: Rudolph's dance like you probably shop at Yancy.
Speaker 1: Such a big.
Speaker 2: He's the worst, He's a lie.
Speaker 6: The I g O, my god, what Christmas down?
Speaker 2: You couldn't even name reindeer me? I wish these bricks
Speaker 2: were real? Who's yonder? And big boy?
Speaker 1: What a weird Chris was that one?
Speaker 6: Don't invite bead sauce anymore.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back. You got Mustan, you got u, Ben Lieber,
Speaker 1: you got Maxo Zaxo, Sasso, Korro and me and we're
Speaker 1: all together again. Guys are back and better than never.
Speaker 8: Here we are and don't forget blitzing, yeah, blitzing, he's
Speaker 8: here too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Blitzen. Great job with Justin Jefferson yesterday in the
Speaker 1: locker room. Thanks, that was fun. And then and then
Speaker 1: I even I love the Van Gekle interview was funny too.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't like the way I ended that thing.
Speaker 8: That was kind of wonky and weird, but overall solid
Speaker 8: it really Yeah.
Speaker 2: I ended it kind of like just I was in
Speaker 2: and kissed him.
Speaker 8: He did not expect. He did not expect the open
Speaker 8: mouth kiss. I think he was expecting a kiss on
Speaker 8: the cheek, and.
Speaker 2: I kind of went for the whole.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See here's the what and I and Sam Newton and
Speaker 1: I were talking about this. I don't think you minded
Speaker 1: the kiss. It was what you're doing with your right hand.
Speaker 2: Speaking of do you guys see that video from Japan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly where the whole like is it a mall
Speaker 6: or a subway is watching?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was basically me and Gink. Those two did
Speaker 2: not care, did they. They didn't care. They knew the
Speaker 2: whole world was washing them. They didn't care. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know I did that the locker room for it.
Speaker 1: You should have seen guestline watching it. Pants back on.
Speaker 2: You know you're gonna get us both in trouble.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I apologize, but you know, road trips
Speaker 1: are over. I'm done.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, yeah you're done.
Speaker 2: I'm done. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. How happy are you?
Speaker 2: No more road trips? I don't know. I kind of
Speaker 2: like them. I don't mind them. I like the road trips.
Speaker 1: It's the best.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: I think every guy, I think every guy with young
Speaker 8: kids enjoys the road trips.
Speaker 2: Right, even with the flight and everything. Yeah, the flight
Speaker 2: wasn't all that bad. It was.
Speaker 8: I think it was maybe worse on social media than
Speaker 8: it was in real life, knowing that we were never
Speaker 8: in danger. Yes, it was not ideal to sit there
Speaker 8: on the airplane for like six hours before you actually
Speaker 8: got to then fly two hours to New York.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't It was not awful. You know. I
Speaker 2: got to watch a bunch of games on the seatbacks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, had some snacks, yeah, you know, because we just
Speaker 8: kind of treat the galley in the back like it's
Speaker 8: our own pantry. You know, you have a bag of chips,
Speaker 8: and then you go back and you're like, what else
Speaker 8: we got here? Oh it was a stick of cheese.
Speaker 8: I'll have some of that too.
Speaker 2: Pete Martin. Those guys do a great job with all that.
Speaker 2: They're the best.
Speaker 6: Yeahah yeah, all right, let's do sports because we have
Speaker 6: a lot of tweets to go over.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, time for Fan five on the Power Trip,
Speaker 5: presented by All Around your Timber Tech, deck building contractor.
Speaker 2: Banks all Around.
Speaker 6: Sixteen hours ago, Sauce tweeted, winning this game is pointless.
Speaker 6: I stand by that, especially when the quarterback goes out hurt.
Speaker 6: Sixteen hours ago, Sawce tweeted terrible win. Can't wait for
Speaker 6: pick eighteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I stand by that.
Speaker 6: Seventeen hours ago you tweeted, this is going to be
Speaker 6: an incredible offseason.
Speaker 2: I think it will be. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think They've got a lot of moves to make
Speaker 6: and a lot of things to sort out.
Speaker 2: The offseason is always fun.
Speaker 6: Eighteen hours ago, you tweeted the Gift of Spider Man
Speaker 6: pointing at Spider Man and the caption is my effort
Speaker 6: in high school versus the Giants' effort today.
Speaker 2: I stand by that.
Speaker 6: Eighteen hours ago you tweeted the Giants are tanking so hard.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I stand by that. Eighteen hours ago you
Speaker 6: tweeted the Giants shouldn't charge admission to this game.
Speaker 2: They are horrible, they are they should you should go
Speaker 2: to those games for free. Hmm, I like this one.
Speaker 2: Uh seventeen hours ago.
Speaker 6: Uh, eighteen hours ago, John Criesel tweeted Jonathan Villman is
Speaker 6: so annoying, makes no sense, horrible. Seventeen hours ago you
Speaker 6: retweeted that saying he's just winging it. Yeah, oh he's terrible,
Speaker 6: he went, He went, Uh, is trending still a thing?
Speaker 6: He was trending yesterday of how bad he is. He's terrible.
Speaker 6: And I'm not just saying this because he's sitting five
Speaker 6: feet from me. Ben Leeber should be on TV. If
Speaker 6: that guy could be on TV, Ben should be on TV.
Speaker 6: So just so terrible. Let me see if I can translate,
Speaker 6: so he is so bad, so unwatchable. Even leaders should
Speaker 6: be on TV. If this guy that could be on TV,
Speaker 6: this is how is it's so unwatchable, they should even
Speaker 6: put Ben on.
Speaker 2: You know, Ben should have one of those jobs. There's
Speaker 2: not a lot of them.
Speaker 6: Ben deserves one of those jobs over a lot of
Speaker 6: people that do it, including Jonathan Vilma, who is just
Speaker 6: winging it. Cheeks He's cheeks right, Max, Yeah, he's the
Speaker 6: He's the worst.
Speaker 2: And he hates the mic.
Speaker 1: You're telling me cheeks and buns aren't good.
Speaker 2: Cheeks, he is rear, And.
Speaker 1: I don't mind.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not trying to pile on here, and I
Speaker 8: do appreciate what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Every week, if you're during a football game on Sundays,
Speaker 8: the two people that are trending the most are Jonathan
Speaker 8: Vilma and Tony Romo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's not trending for the right reason. No,
Speaker 2: like it's bad. I mean, that's why it's so nice
Speaker 2: just to listen to our broadcast. I know, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Fourteen hours ago, Sauce tweeted the super Bowl will be
Speaker 6: Jacksonville in San Francisco. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Jacksonville's legit. Man,
Speaker 6: that's a good team. They went in and slay Denver.
Speaker 3: And that was like the first Denver's first home loss
Speaker 3: in like a year, right, I think?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They won eleven straight yep.
Speaker 6: Then last but not least, eleven hours ago, you tweeted
Speaker 6: a the gift of a hawk turning its head. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and the caption reads, who can't wait for the Hunting
Speaker 6: Party on NBC?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hawk, he was talking about it looks so good. See
Speaker 1: it's the same guy who brings you Chicago everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you love that, dude.
Speaker 1: I love all of them. That's what I mean, all
Speaker 1: of them. They're also good. I wish you would do
Speaker 1: other cities, like you know, Forrest Lake, OCD or whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you compulsive disorder and Forrest Lake and people
Speaker 6: going back up and down the stairs said you just
Speaker 6: keep going to Norman Quacks because you can't stop.
Speaker 2: God, I love Norman Quack. Shout out to Norman Quacks
Speaker 2: and Forest Lake anyway. Yeah, you do a lot of
Speaker 2: standing on your tweets.
Speaker 6: I believe in all of it. I love the Vikings.
Speaker 6: I love this team since nineteen ninety seven. Winning these
Speaker 6: games is pointless. You are you can't change my mind. No,
Speaker 6: I'm not said that was a mistake. Was I've allowed
Speaker 6: to make a mistake? Captain perfects that was perfect and
Speaker 6: you just fired it off like you've I lived with
Speaker 6: a Packer fan. It means a lot to my wife.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Yeah, well there you go. I guess we
Speaker 6: don't mean anything, do you know? You guys mean the
Speaker 6: world to me. I'm very thankful for all of them,
Speaker 6: especially especially enjoy yours. On Friday was brilliant.
Speaker 2: Over a day ago. Brilliant over a day ago.
Speaker 6: You tweeted big Dom likes attention more than all the
Speaker 6: Lamberts combined.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's maybe the most true thing I've ever tweeted.
Speaker 6: That guy finds the camera more than anybody I've ever met.
Speaker 6: He's always in the camera frame every time. Yeah, is
Speaker 6: objectively right on this one. Big Dom sucks.
Speaker 8: Yes, I've had the same feeling, the same feeling, the
Speaker 8: same feeling that you guys have had, especially when he
Speaker 8: was in trouble for what like basically breaking up that
Speaker 8: sideline and you'll get on the field stop. Since then,
Speaker 8: I would say maybe in the last year or so,
Speaker 8: I've actually talked to some players that know him. They
Speaker 8: love him, Like he is actually really loved by everybody
Speaker 8: in the Eagles organization.
Speaker 2: He's got this weird power.
Speaker 8: He's like on the structure, on the power and the
Speaker 8: hierarchy of that organization. He's like near the top as
Speaker 8: the head of security, which is very bizarre.
Speaker 1: But really, how does he really work for the team.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought the head coach hired him.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: All I know is he he has.
Speaker 8: Way more power and influence than you can ever imagine,
Speaker 8: and everybody loves him and he and he really does
Speaker 8: go to bat forever.
Speaker 2: Every player. He is there for everybody. I hate him.
Speaker 1: He didn't Dk.
Speaker 2: Metcalf anybody, right, how about that? Yeah? I don't think
Speaker 2: he's done that.
Speaker 8: Maybe he's done that privately, never never in front of
Speaker 8: the CBS cameras on film too.
Speaker 6: So you want to know my hot take on DK Metcalf,
Speaker 6: This is my hot sports take.
Speaker 2: God, I love that you need a sounder or something, but.
Speaker 1: You can't want it.
Speaker 6: You can't punch right, you can't swing, you can't do it.
Speaker 6: You're in a professional athlete. You got to rise above it.
Speaker 6: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 6: But but the guy that he punched I hate ten
Speaker 6: times more than DK Metcalf.
Speaker 2: There's no question.
Speaker 6: There's no doubt that guy's a giant douche bag, because
Speaker 6: there's no way he was like DK, I want an autograph,
Speaker 6: I love you. Whatever he was saying, he deserved to
Speaker 6: get his jaw broken, Like Jake Paul, I promise you
Speaker 6: that guy sucks. If you're leaning over the rail and
Speaker 6: you're you're trash talking DK so hard because you think
Speaker 6: you're so cool that DK punches you again. DK can't
Speaker 6: do that. He's being dumb. Yeah, I hate the guy
Speaker 6: in the sand. The guy in this dand sucks.
Speaker 8: Ye wasn't a reporter that he didn't he want an
Speaker 8: autograph from DK? Still, I thought he was. I thought
Speaker 8: the report was. DK was going over there as like
Speaker 8: like a show of goodwill, like, oh, like, I'm gonna
Speaker 8: like sign this guy's autograph, you know, do whatever, sign
Speaker 8: whatever he's got. And then whatever happened in that exchange
Speaker 8: where they're like ear to ear.
Speaker 2: And that's my that's that's the unknown.
Speaker 6: And I'm just saying I don't even need to know
Speaker 6: that guy's in the wrong way more. He said something
Speaker 6: that was dumber than hell probably, Yeah, and it's an adult.
Speaker 6: It's not a seven year old kid that wants an autograph.
Speaker 1: Next time punching kids.
Speaker 2: I wish Anthony Joshua had punched him instead.
Speaker 1: I'm reading it right now, says here he whispered back
Speaker 1: to the future. Three is the best of the bush.
Speaker 2: Break his jaws. Yeah, starts swinging throw hands. Would have
Speaker 2: said I must draw you. Why would because you love
Speaker 2: the guy if he said that to you.
Speaker 3: No, I don't make any alternate universe it's the greatest
Speaker 3: story of all time if that's actually what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I get another guy? Of course? Man, Hey,
Speaker 2: can I tell you one thing? No quick? Come here.
Speaker 2: Back to the Future three was the best one. He
Speaker 2: gets suspended.
Speaker 6: It a costs him hundreds of thousands of dollars because
Speaker 6: he hates a random fans take on Back to.
Speaker 1: The Future everything because he agrees.
Speaker 6: That guy's band for life from attending NFL games or
Speaker 6: going to movie theaters. Viking's News is next with ben
Speaker 6: leeber or Michael J. Mussman, the third and the rest
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Speaker 1: Welcome back PATCHIP Morning Show. Hey, I'm Benzo. Yes, so
Speaker 1: I just played on my song. I told you that
Speaker 1: whole story about Center. Yeah, I just told these guys
Speaker 1: the story. I can't believe that happened. I still can't
Speaker 1: believe that has so good thank you man, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank.
Speaker 2: You, thank you.
Speaker 8: I were actually talking about it last night when I
Speaker 8: got home, like I can't believe it for you.
Speaker 1: So quick encapsulation at Harper's thing on Thursday night, I
Speaker 1: was driving home at a terrible snowstorm Corey and if
Speaker 1: you remember, it was and it took me for ever
Speaker 1: toyet home. By the time I got home, I had
Speaker 1: a chorus idea in my head. I went into my house.
Speaker 1: It was about an eight thirty five eight forty. By
Speaker 1: about nine thirty, the first two verses in the course
Speaker 1: of the song were done. I'm like, I think this
Speaker 1: is pretty good. So that I came to work on
Speaker 1: Friday morning, I got off driving home, I had the
Speaker 1: idea for the finish of the song, the third verse.
Speaker 1: I had to run into my house. I was so
Speaker 1: afraid I was gonna forget it. I ran into the house,
Speaker 1: I wrote the third verse and it just worked, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I think this is good. And then
Speaker 1: so Kirkwaald text me a little bit ago a little
Speaker 1: bit later about the setlist for these shows coming up
Speaker 1: this weekend. I said, hey, I wrote the song. Would
Speaker 1: you listen to it? I said it to him. He goes, dude,
Speaker 1: that's a freaking great song. Can I run it through
Speaker 1: Sumo or whatever the machine's called. I said, what is
Speaker 1: that and he goes, oh, it's an Aoai demo machine.
Speaker 6: Everybody, Jesus, I thought we were guarantee human I know.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, son, he came.
Speaker 1: So through this machine and it spits out this version
Speaker 1: of the song.
Speaker 2: It's unbelieve.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: It's so very good. Thank you man, really good.
Speaker 1: But all it did was it took this exact song
Speaker 1: that I wrote, and I told these guys it was
Speaker 1: like somebody like I had a dream about a purple
Speaker 1: giraffe and somebody reached into my brain and created it
Speaker 1: out of my dream. Like it went from an idea
Speaker 1: to a real living thing in eighteen hours.
Speaker 5: That's the coolest part of that is that we were
Speaker 5: just talking about this is that sometimes you hear these
Speaker 5: stories that a song was written in like twenty minutes, yeah,
Speaker 5: where it's just like it was just kind of gifted
Speaker 5: all of a sudden. It was just here, it is,
Speaker 5: I already have it all figured out, and then some
Speaker 5: songs take like twenty months, yeah, to try to put
Speaker 5: it together.
Speaker 2: That's so cool, Hockey, that that thing sounded awesome.
Speaker 1: Thank you, man, I can't believe it's that kind of
Speaker 1: Thing's never happened to me before. And by far, whether
Speaker 1: it's a good song or a great song or an
Speaker 1: average song, it's the best thing I've ever written by far.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you only could have written it right now,
Speaker 3: Like you couldn't have written that song five years ago
Speaker 3: or a year ago, even like you've you've you've lived.
Speaker 2: I hear so much of like ore, you.
Speaker 3: Know, just interpersonal talks in that song too, like you
Speaker 3: like you've lived your whole life to write that song.
Speaker 1: That's how it is.
Speaker 2: I get to you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm so excited for you. I cannot wait to
Speaker 8: see what happens with this song. And and somebody's gonna
Speaker 8: buy it, somebody's gonna sing it. It's gonna be really
Speaker 8: really cool that we know the whole story behind the
Speaker 8: origination of it. In that same in that same vein,
Speaker 8: have you guys started watching Have you guys seen the Taylor.
Speaker 2: Swift docu series? I wait, no, man, it's so good.
Speaker 8: It's so good, Like I watched I watched an episode
Speaker 8: last night and halfway through the second one of my
Speaker 8: I gotta go to bed, I gotta get up earlier.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 8: Really, man, I am so excited to finish the rest.
Speaker 8: I think there's four out. Four of the six are
Speaker 8: released right now and the two are coming out again soon.
Speaker 2: How much it puts in is just insane. It blows
Speaker 2: your mind, like you cannot believe, like one person can
Speaker 2: create everything that that that tour was. Yes, it's like
Speaker 2: it's mind boggling.
Speaker 8: She's like beyond impressive and she deserves everything, all the awards,
Speaker 8: all the money, all the stuff. Like, man, whether you
Speaker 8: like her music or not, to see the behind the
Speaker 8: scenes of how she put this thing together.
Speaker 1: Can't wait.
Speaker 2: So fascinating, good, tremendous songwriter.
Speaker 5: I've told the story before when we had John Hines
Speaker 5: was on the show with us at K one O two.
Speaker 5: She will, yes, literally she gave she goes, okay, give
Speaker 5: me five minutes she wrote a song. She's like, okay,
Speaker 5: just give me details about John. And then so she
Speaker 5: went out into the hallway here and then came back
Speaker 5: into the KO two studio five minutes later, had a
Speaker 5: full song and it was a banger.
Speaker 2: It was so good. She is so so talented. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love her. It's crazy. Check it out like musical improv.
Speaker 8: I can't wait well, and then check out Chris's song
Speaker 8: when it comes out international.
Speaker 1: Well, it's all up to you now, Muslin, because you
Speaker 1: got friends. So if you could please get that or
Speaker 1: maybe Urban, I'd really I was just.
Speaker 5: Gonna say, yeah, Derek's that would be cool. But it
Speaker 5: does sound like a Keith. It sounds like a song,
Speaker 5: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Yep yep, I know, especially with that tempo and everything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, core and Corey.
Speaker 1: I mean this from bottom heart. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be cool. I don't know how I did that. And
Speaker 1: by that I mean like there's these little things that
Speaker 1: happen that I played on words from verse to verse
Speaker 1: to verse. I didn't think it just somebody gave me
Speaker 1: that song. I know it's a weird thing to say,
Speaker 1: but that, like the universe is like, Okay, you've been
Speaker 1: through some crap. Have this. That's how it felt.
Speaker 8: So how are you going to feel if a guy
Speaker 8: like Keith Keith Urban's like ooh what I like eighty
Speaker 8: percent of the song and then wants to change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would understand, you know, like it for.
Speaker 2: She wants to add to or edit, Like, how does
Speaker 2: that process? So you gets a writing credit?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Do you do you then collaborate with him specifically? Or
Speaker 8: is it just like all passed through agents and representation.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I really have no idea. I
Speaker 1: would guess that he would get a writing credit. But
Speaker 1: but I admit, like the first verse is pretty pedestrian,
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't mind if somebody said, but for me,
Speaker 1: the entire song is about the chorus and then the
Speaker 1: the the concept of the song as well. So I
Speaker 1: would understand if somebody said that honestly, And I wouldn't
Speaker 1: mind that at all, especially if I made a couple
Speaker 1: of bucks off of it, and somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they bought the song.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I mean, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: I want to be an idiot, But if just driving
Speaker 1: on the road listening to a song I wrote that
Speaker 1: somebody huge saying would be enough payment?
Speaker 2: That would hockey that thing?
Speaker 5: Is that good that I feel that you're going to
Speaker 5: have some mailbox money coming here?
Speaker 2: That would be good. I'll take it, man, I could
Speaker 2: do so if if Dirks took it, or if Urban
Speaker 2: took it.
Speaker 6: It sounds like, that'd be cool. Would you feel crappy?
Speaker 6: If Chesney took it?
Speaker 2: I would love it.
Speaker 1: If mister Chesney took Man, I would love it nothing.
Speaker 2: What about Young Yeah, I'd love that even more. What
Speaker 2: about bird Man?
Speaker 1: I have to draw the line somewhere.
Speaker 2: What if Snoop sings it on Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: Be a Christmas present?
Speaker 2: What about Manny Fresh?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wayne? Then I don't tell you this, but I did.
Speaker 1: Maybe I did, but I did have to stop when
Speaker 1: when the plane was having issues, I was like, this
Speaker 1: was my my uh, sitting on the doc of the
Speaker 1: bay otis reading moment where I wrote my song and
Speaker 1: then the next day plane crash.
Speaker 2: Is that what happened to him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sitting on doctor the bay, that's what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Like twenty five.
Speaker 3: Like people, you just hear the name Otis, you assume
Speaker 3: he was like fifty years old, sixty years old?
Speaker 2: He was like twenty five. Yeah he died yeah, twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wisconsin, right, not not far from here yet, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lake Mud, I've just recorded sitting on doctor Bay. In
Speaker 1: fact that we talked about this, that the whistle part,
Speaker 1: you know, weep beep that was going. That was a
Speaker 1: placeholder for a verse he hadn't written yet that he
Speaker 1: was going to write after he got back from that show. Wow,
Speaker 1: so that wasn't supposed to be in that crazy So anyway,
Speaker 1: there you go, Vikings, it's time for fighting on the
Speaker 1: power to your musclemen, presented by.
Speaker 6: I got a question for the group. If you don't
Speaker 6: mind you get a question. You got something there, muscle
Speaker 6: was I got a question for you. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: he's got his notes out.
Speaker 2: I have my notes. You don't have your notes though
Speaker 2: he left on the field, and they are a bunch
Speaker 2: of wier grinds.
Speaker 6: Just never uh does anybody have from a letter of
Speaker 6: the law standpoint?
Speaker 2: Not emotional standpoint?
Speaker 6: Does anybody have a letter of the law problem with
Speaker 6: either the Eric Wilson or Harrison Smith sacks because they
Speaker 6: were helmet to helmet.
Speaker 2: I mean no, I think there was the right call.
Speaker 6: It sucks that I think they were both the right
Speaker 6: call as well. But man, they're frustrating because those both
Speaker 6: are super tame and even just a handful of years ago,
Speaker 6: those are standard sacks, right, yeah, title of the podcast, but.
Speaker 2: Letter of the law.
Speaker 5: And then also I mean twenty two penalties totally called
Speaker 5: and actually accept it. That was just a crazy game
Speaker 5: in that regard. But yeah, I thought that Wilson's was
Speaker 5: a little bit more like, okay, that makes sense, egregious. Yeah,
Speaker 5: then I thought Harrison Smith's. I thought his was not
Speaker 5: as much. But you know what they say from behind,
Speaker 5: and that's how they call it.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
Speaker 6: The sentiment that I saw on Twitter that we're mad
Speaker 6: about it, I think they realize these people that were mad,
Speaker 6: I think they realized, well, it's helmet, the helmet. I
Speaker 6: get that the flag came out, but they're The comeback
Speaker 6: that I saw was what are we doing when it
Speaker 6: looked like Jackson Dart though, was lowering his helmet? And
Speaker 6: how do you as a defender defend against the fact
Speaker 6: that if a quarterback is going to get sacked if
Speaker 6: he just lowers his helmet, which is kind of dangerous.
Speaker 6: But if you're lowering your helmet, then is that the
Speaker 6: defender's responsibility to that now in real time avoid a
Speaker 6: you know, a shelling up a collapsing quarterback.
Speaker 8: So I thought about that too on the because that's
Speaker 8: it really is more applicable to Eric Wilson's versus Harrison Smith's,
Speaker 8: and I think if the quarterback crouches, then in real
Speaker 8: time a defender can't not It's impossible to lower your
Speaker 8: target in real time running that fast.
Speaker 2: To me, when he just slightly ducks his.
Speaker 8: Head, the contact was still helmet to helmet or face
Speaker 8: mask to face mask, So like, I didn't think on
Speaker 8: either one, I didn't think the hits were egregious. I
Speaker 8: also don't think that Jackson Dart lowered his head and
Speaker 8: lowered his body in an egregious way to to like
Speaker 8: have to create that argument. So I get what people
Speaker 8: are saying in other contexts, but I think in that
Speaker 8: specific play, I don't think he lowered his helmet enough
Speaker 8: to make a difference.
Speaker 2: So that's just I don't know. I hate it. Believe me,
Speaker 2: I hate these rules.
Speaker 8: I have been on the I've been on this show
Speaker 8: talking about similar type plays where like I just hate
Speaker 8: the way they over officiate defensive players. But those two,
Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, that wasn't even closed. That was like
Speaker 8: legit like nose to nose, like lips.
Speaker 5: Still making it impossible for a defender to actually hit anybody.
Speaker 2: It's almost like the movie The jerk where you.
Speaker 5: Get you can only win something from this area to
Speaker 5: this area.
Speaker 1: This is a little small No, I.
Speaker 8: Get it, and again I would normally agree with you.
Speaker 8: But in both of those, especially Harrison Smith, you have
Speaker 8: you have a free run at a quarterback where he
Speaker 8: basically doesn't see him, and maybe to the last last
Speaker 8: second he has enough time to lower and bend his
Speaker 8: knees and drive through his upper body.
Speaker 2: He does like, he just does like. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Believe me.
Speaker 8: I've had sacks like that before where it's like, you know,
Speaker 8: I've had I had a sack on Brian Greasi that
Speaker 8: looked exactly like Harrison Smiths. I played in an error
Speaker 8: where they didn't call that, and did I have time
Speaker 8: to lower my target? Sure, and I probably would have
Speaker 8: been coached to do the same in film room afterwards.
Speaker 2: But I don't like it. But I think it was
Speaker 2: technically the right call.
Speaker 6: Has Ryan Kelly played his last snap in the NFL.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I believe so, And I think that I felt
Speaker 8: really really bad for him because, you know, sort of
Speaker 8: like zach Ertz. You know, zach Ertz was very emotional
Speaker 8: when he got carted off the field and tore his
Speaker 8: acl I think everybody knows that's it. Like you play
Speaker 8: the game for so long and everybody wants to go
Speaker 8: out under their own power, on their own volition, never
Speaker 8: by injury.
Speaker 2: And it was hard to.
Speaker 8: Watch a guy like Zach Ertz get carted off the
Speaker 8: field knowing that that's the last time he's ever going
Speaker 8: to put a football uniform on, right, same sort of
Speaker 8: thing with Ryan Kelly, a little bit less dramatic because
Speaker 8: he wasn't carted off, but he legit walked right past.
Speaker 2: Me as he's going to locker room. I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 8: I mean, this will probably be the last time he
Speaker 8: ever puts on a football uniform ever, that's in a
Speaker 8: locker room ever, out there with his guys and his bros.
Speaker 2: And you know, it's I think it's the right thing
Speaker 2: to do. Now.
Speaker 8: I'm not I don't want to make decisions for him, obviously,
Speaker 8: but like I think we all look at his concussion history,
Speaker 8: his agents, like what else do you have left to prove?
Speaker 8: You know, like there's no reason to come back for
Speaker 8: another year and try to get through a whole season.
Speaker 2: Without getting another concussion.
Speaker 8: I feel like it's nearly impossible, So with two games
Speaker 8: left in the season.
Speaker 2: I think this is it.
Speaker 6: Everybody pregame yesterday was talking about how Justin Jefferson was
Speaker 6: sitting on a big game. It sounded like KOC wanted
Speaker 6: him in the game plan from the first snap.
Speaker 2: They ran that wide receiver screen to him.
Speaker 6: They got him in the mix eighty five yards yesterday,
Speaker 6: which is way more than he's had in the last
Speaker 6: handful of weeks. He's had nine to seventeen with two
Speaker 6: games ago, so he needs eighty three yards. But it
Speaker 6: looks like we might have two games of brozmar your thoughts,
Speaker 6: we don't know.
Speaker 8: I think you win the bet, right because I'm taking the.
Speaker 2: A thirty hours.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he'll get the thousand, and we'll find
Speaker 8: creative ways. The thing is, and he kind of talked
Speaker 8: about this in the postgame interview that I think they've
Speaker 8: smartly because of this quote unquote progression read thing that
Speaker 8: we keep making a big deal out of. I think
Speaker 8: they are now putting him in a position and to
Speaker 8: be targeted much more within the system, meaning that outside
Speaker 8: of just the screen passes, because those are very deliberate,
Speaker 8: you know, targeted things for specific players, but so many
Speaker 8: of so many of his big plays and so much
Speaker 8: of the route tree is him going deep. And if
Speaker 8: you were in a coverage based system, then yes, I
Speaker 8: think that Kosi's scheming things up to where like, if
Speaker 8: you understand coverage, you know that he's going to pop
Speaker 8: open late or you can anticipate he's going to break
Speaker 8: free of that safety or that corner or whatever, and
Speaker 8: that's where we see so many big plays. But in
Speaker 8: this system right now, where they have had to kind
Speaker 8: of like pull things back for McCarthy, so much of
Speaker 8: the progression is within twelve yards, Well that's not where
Speaker 8: he lives. So they have now it looks like they've
Speaker 8: intentionally changed where he's at on the field, the position
Speaker 8: and the progression to where now he's within that first
Speaker 8: to two reads for the quarterback. So now he can
Speaker 8: get more looks. I mean, we saw him shallow and
Speaker 8: underneath more so than we probably have seen him in
Speaker 8: a long long time. So I think that's going to
Speaker 8: be the way going forward. Outside of just the deliberate
Speaker 8: screen pass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, outside of the Brozmar throw that was on the boundary,
Speaker 5: which was.
Speaker 2: What a catch, right, incredible?
Speaker 5: Yeah, But everything else, you know, Hockey and I were
Speaker 5: talking about this at halftime, is that they kept everything
Speaker 5: inside the numbers, They kept everything in front of him
Speaker 5: as far as JJ McCarthy goes.
Speaker 2: And then also for Jets, and uh, I like the
Speaker 2: look of it.
Speaker 5: And you talked to just Jefferson after the game and
Speaker 5: he even like alluded to the fact that we're just
Speaker 5: not going to be able to blow the top off anymore.
Speaker 5: We're just that's just not where we are at this point.
Speaker 5: And so they've they've changed it for him. And I
Speaker 5: think that that is an absolute I mean, now we're
Speaker 5: talking yak and we're talking all that kind of stuff
Speaker 5: with Justin Jefferson, and that's normally not where he lives,
Speaker 5: as you had mentioned there, But man, it's uh, you
Speaker 5: got to get him the ball, You got to get
Speaker 5: him involved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 8: Mean if anything else, I mean, you saw it. You
Speaker 8: saw the tenasty of the which he plays, run after catch.
Speaker 8: I mean, it was fun to watch him break tackles,
Speaker 8: try to find an avenue, try to bob and weave
Speaker 8: his way through. He had what two big third down
Speaker 8: conversions because the you know, the ball was thrown at
Speaker 8: what like seven yards and he went out and picked
Speaker 8: up eight more you know, it was fantastic.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's a question for you, though. With JJ McCarthy
Speaker 5: in his hand, we don't know. They said that nothing
Speaker 5: was broken right after they did the X race. If
Speaker 5: he can't play the rest of this season, what is
Speaker 5: there a big decision that has to be made next
Speaker 5: year because this is two seasons this kid can barely
Speaker 5: stay on the field.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think the reality is yes, I think he'd be
Speaker 8: foolish not to have these discussions. Yes, I mean, that's
Speaker 8: it's the same thing with any player. You know, You've
Speaker 8: got a player that comes off a season indiing knee
Speaker 8: surgery last year, and then he's missed, he'll he'll miss
Speaker 8: if he misses the next two games, literally half the
Speaker 8: season this year. You have to have the discussion with
Speaker 8: every player. I don't know, if it's a kick, you've
Speaker 8: got to have that discussion. Yeah, you know, and especially
Speaker 8: a first round draft pick that supposedly be your your
Speaker 8: franchise guy. I think, of course they're having those decisions.
Speaker 8: I think that they're gonna I think they're gonna roll
Speaker 8: with them again and just consider these things kind of
Speaker 8: fluky deals. But I think it's definitely within the equation
Speaker 8: of how you you calculate this, his future going forward.
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