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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. It's a beautiful Monday.

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Speaker 1: I know that it was a potential of rain. What

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Speaker 1: is to deal with the rain?

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Speaker 2: What do we know?

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Speaker 1: Because we're gonna be, We're gonna be If it rains,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be covered.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: If it does not rain, we're gonna be out in

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Speaker 1: the sun having some fun at Fergs. Join us at

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Speaker 1: Fergs for opening day. Is there a potential chance of

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Speaker 1: a little bit of rain?

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Speaker 2: Uh, around two, but it's isolated.

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Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, We're gonna be. We're gonna be completely fine.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be at Fergs. And this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: one hell of a time celebrating opening days, celebrating the Rays.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know where Fergs is, if you've never

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Speaker 1: been to Saint Pete or you're not like familiar with uh, Fergs,

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Speaker 1: it's right across the street from the Trap. It is

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Speaker 1: in the heart of the trop I would say, and

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Speaker 1: and you know it is one of the biggest staples

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Speaker 1: in Saint Pete.

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Speaker 2: There are gonna be a lot of people there who

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Speaker 2: maybe should be at work.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about excuses to not have to come in

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and four oh nine, ninety three, ninety three.

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Speaker 1: You could text in at ninety seven seven two zero,

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Speaker 1: what is your excuse to not come in? I know

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Speaker 1: people who have killed off their grandparents, like seven or.

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Speaker 2: Eight times shareable.

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Speaker 1: If they get a new job, they get four new grandparents. Essentially, seriously,

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Speaker 1: I know people that will roll through their grandparents.

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Speaker 2: I do too. There you go, Ashley, go ahuat, I

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Speaker 2: do too. I know people who have killed their grand mind.

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Speaker 3: Their grandparents are already dead, so when they go to

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Speaker 3: another job, they're excited because they like, yes, I can

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Speaker 3: use my grandmother. And you got four of them total.

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Speaker 3: So it's just like you know, every couple every few

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Speaker 3: quarters you're like, I'm gonna use this one and grandma

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Speaker 3: passed away. But who's gonna question your grandmother passing away?

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Speaker 3: No nobody. And then with Chad GPT you could just

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Speaker 3: come up with an obituary.

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Speaker 1: We discussed this with Ashley being out last week and

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Speaker 1: she was like for real sick. But my fiance and

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Speaker 1: they were talking about because she's in uh like management.

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Speaker 1: You know. The thing is is if you take one day,

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Speaker 1: you got to take two days because if you are

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Speaker 1: actually it's like what people are doing now where it's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: if I'm faking sick, which once again I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: Ashley fixed. She was like she was puke and her

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Speaker 1: brains out. But if like you fake it, you got

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Speaker 1: to take at least two, right, yeah, because it's like

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Speaker 1: if you take one and you come back and you're

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Speaker 1: completely fine, you take two. It was like, I was

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Speaker 1: so sick on Monday, but then I needed like a

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Speaker 1: recovery day and thank you so much. It's like, oh wow, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are fresh, and why do you have a tan? Right?

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Speaker 1: You have to commit to the bit, Yes, you have

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Speaker 1: to commit to the bit, and the bit is blowing

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Speaker 1: off for it.

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Speaker 2: So how else could you blow off work? Like today?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to know the most commonly used excuses

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Speaker 4: to misswork show these are the most compiled ones. So

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Speaker 4: the first three are stomach bug, migraines, and the third

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Speaker 4: is mental health day.

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Speaker 2: You cannot question a mental health day. You can't.

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Speaker 1: Nope, unless you're me, What do you mean? No, you

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Speaker 1: can't because I'm insane as it is, So what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do when I need to take another day?

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Speaker 2: They're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: If you were taking days on your mental health days,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be off every other Friday.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe people, or with that list, I can't

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Speaker 3: believe the two that I'm thinking my kid is sick

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Speaker 3: or my dog died.

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Speaker 4: So funny, you should bring that up, Ashley. That is

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Speaker 4: actually sick child and family member is fourth, okay. Number

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Speaker 4: fifth is pet emergencies, so the dog ate something weird, Katie,

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Speaker 4: that's gona apply to you. And then the third is

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Speaker 4: childcare issues, so the babysitter flaked or the school has

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Speaker 4: an unexpected eat your professional development day where you got

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Speaker 4: to take off and take care of the kids.

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Speaker 1: So maybe that's the Maybe that's the go to is

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Speaker 1: can you have a kid within the next five hours.

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Speaker 2: Going into labor? Sorry, house pregnant? Yes, my wife is

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Speaker 2: going into labor. I must go.

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Speaker 4: These are the last three that round them out. So

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Speaker 4: I was locked in claiming they accidentally locked their keys

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Speaker 4: and phone inside the house and cannot wait for a locksmith.

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Speaker 2: That is I believe that.

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Speaker 5: I believe that one time I actually had to call

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Speaker 5: off because my garage door broke and my cars in

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Speaker 5: the garage.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't get it out.

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Speaker 5: Nick Wise is like, oh, just a jump up there

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Speaker 5: and pull the thingy down. But that like literally happened,

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Speaker 5: So feel free to use that excuse your garage.

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Speaker 2: Door is broken. It's genius, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what I'm thinking about. Remember that one girl who

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Speaker 3: called in and said she had her photo album filled

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Speaker 3: with a flat tire. So I got a flat tire

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Speaker 3: before work. Can't make it.

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Speaker 1: Ashley told me that you can change the time and

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Speaker 1: date of the photos. You can because you know how

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Speaker 1: like photos and you can see where.

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Speaker 3: It was taken or where iPhone took it. Yeah, in

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Speaker 3: the time, place, location, all the day.

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Speaker 4: Brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: Don't a lot of people have off today anyways, because

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Speaker 5: the day after Easter? So like hearing like I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: I thought I had to day off because Jesus rose, Yes,

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Speaker 3: he is up, He's moving the game.

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Speaker 1: I know someone I know someone who will call the

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Speaker 1: show to say that they're sick and then take off

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Speaker 1: of work so that then he can say, well, I

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Speaker 1: was sick. Did you hear me on the Joe Show?

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Speaker 1: And this has completely unrelated A oh my man, hell.

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Speaker 6: Man, then you know I've heard the people calling out

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Speaker 6: because the cat died, like the animal died.

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Speaker 2: Like you don't have a cat, have an imaginary cat.

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've killed off cats. I I resurrected my grandfather

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Speaker 6: two times, like who does that? Resurrected them and then

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Speaker 6: killed them all over again. Hey, my grandpa died. I

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Speaker 6: can't come in. I mean, I've gone to the extreme.

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Speaker 6: I do not remember, I said to the picture. I

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Speaker 6: gone to the extreme where I used makeup and made

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Speaker 6: my ankles look black and blue and said, hey, ball,

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Speaker 6: I twisted my ankle and looking so real I remember,

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Speaker 6: I thought it picture a long time ago like that.

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Speaker 3: I called.

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Speaker 6: I stuck for that line. I told him, he man,

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Speaker 6: I twisted my ankle. Can't come to work at a

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Speaker 6: picture my ankle look so it looks so realistic. My

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Speaker 6: boss is like, oh my god, oh my god, are

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Speaker 6: you okay. I'm like, yeah, I ain't gonna be coming

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Speaker 6: for like a week. Bro, I can't. I'm messed up.

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Speaker 3: He committed to the bit you have to you can

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Speaker 3: never forget about it. Years later, Hey man, remember that happened?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what's I never thought about the following

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Speaker 6: up to being sick, Like, yeah, I never thought about that,

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Speaker 6: like How the hell were you sick one day and

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Speaker 6: then you come the next day like nothing's wrong.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing. If you fake never thought about that,

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Speaker 2: take two days off.

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Speaker 3: People that fake sick another day, they know?

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Speaker 6: Do you think they know?

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Speaker 3: Well, they know now Joe, just tell them, no, they

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 6: I never followed up years ago. Like there's you know,

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Speaker 6: I'm very honest. I'm very sick. You know I am sick.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: How about this?

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Speaker 1: Take but take this audio, send it to your boss

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Speaker 1: and go, hey, I heard this radio guy do this.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. You know I was sick because I took

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Speaker 1: three days off. So take another, take another day, take

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Speaker 1: that third day. Yeah, take an night.

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Speaker 6: I might just have to take a follow up day

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Speaker 6: right now, Like, hey, reme'mberna that that last week I

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Speaker 6: was sick. I'm sick again. I'm sick for last weeks

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Speaker 6: that he's just caught up again, and take three.

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Speaker 1: Come back on Thursday. That's what you gotta do. Hey,

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Speaker 1: oh my man, love youbody. But it's always important to

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Speaker 1: do that stuff. So day off today, raise opening day.

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Speaker 1: Fergs gonna be fun. This portion of The Joe Show

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