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Speaker 1: You said it right, you know.
Speaker 2: Look, we make a lot of recommendations on this show,
Speaker 2: and especially to our younger cast mates. Were like, hey,
Speaker 2: you should watch this movie, you should check this show out.
Speaker 2: We think you would like it, and sometimes they do,
Speaker 2: sometimes they don't. But I like when the ones that
Speaker 2: we really really believe in stick and Parker is loving
Speaker 2: Curb your enthusiasm and chat powers too.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, come on, man, you tell me that
Speaker 1: part you just curbs Jude. Don't be like that.
Speaker 2: Corey.
Speaker 1: It's okay for somebody to like something.
Speaker 2: If you don't, can't it's something in the same sentence,
Speaker 2: Don't do that, man, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: That you love Curb. Curb is phenomenal. Like, what season
Speaker 1: are you on? Three? Yeah? Season three? Am halfway through? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: And you're convinced that Taylor would not like she just
Speaker 2: kind of comedy and not not her thing.
Speaker 1: I know she would watch like the first two minutes
Speaker 1: and be out. Sure.
Speaker 2: So well, she's on the road all the time. Fantastic.
Speaker 2: That's Curb time for Parker.
Speaker 1: My Home Alone time?
Speaker 4: What's it again?
Speaker 1: Wa curb your enthusiasm or.
Speaker 2: Just watch Home Alone every night. It's Christmas, man, it's
Speaker 2: a great movie. It's time for Home Alone.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 5: Yes, Olympic ice surface being built to spec smaller than
Speaker 5: NHL rinks per source.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought they were bigger.
Speaker 3: Uh in the past they have, but yeah, Olympic size
Speaker 3: ice usually wider, so and then sometimes they are the
Speaker 3: the shorter, but they're wider, so it's fine.
Speaker 1: Shorter, but they're wid you heard that.
Speaker 4: But then they're shorter and they're wider.
Speaker 1: So that's Tommy's favorite.
Speaker 3: Basically, an NHL size rank is two hundred by eighty
Speaker 3: five feet. Olympic size is two hundred by one hundred feet,
Speaker 3: so typically they're wider, but in recent years they've kind
Speaker 3: of been more relaxed on how wide they are.
Speaker 1: And it's just it's a mess right now.
Speaker 2: There's no measuring Milano Katana.
Speaker 1: I think it's how you say she.
Speaker 2: She was the gallon Austin Powers. Yeah, right, What the
Speaker 2: hell is happening? Aren't they still debating if like the
Speaker 2: ice is going to be like ready like the NHL
Speaker 2: do so.
Speaker 3: The stadium is still the arena was supposed to be
Speaker 3: done like a month or two ago. It's still being
Speaker 3: built there saying it's going to be done mid December,
Speaker 3: but they've already had to cancel multiple events.
Speaker 1: There's no plan B.
Speaker 3: They say the size of the rink is going to
Speaker 3: be smaller, which is not.
Speaker 2: Good because it's.
Speaker 3: Like, I mean, we saw with the four Nations face
Speaker 3: off how fast that damn game is when you get
Speaker 3: all those guys out there. So it could be dangerous.
Speaker 3: It could not even be done. I don't It's a
Speaker 3: mess right now.
Speaker 1: I'll be over there. I'll report back. Yeah. Would you
Speaker 1: love Parker Fox? Yeah? You are Milan, Milan. Yeah.
Speaker 6: All the skiing is up in Quarteen. That's like where
Speaker 6: the hills are the mountains.
Speaker 4: Oh brilliant, you're funny.
Speaker 1: He is a funny guy. Who is you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Thank you you, buddy man. I love Chipotle, Oh so.
Speaker 6: Do I Taylor sponsored by them? We get she has
Speaker 6: one of the celebrity cards or whatever.
Speaker 4: Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2: What do you do with the celebrity anything? Up to
Speaker 2: fifty dollars every single day?
Speaker 4: Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 1: It's the greatest thing ever?
Speaker 4: What do I have to do to be a damn celebrity?
Speaker 1: You are a celebrity? Apparently not according to Chipotle?
Speaker 2: What's Chipotle?
Speaker 4: It's uh jam Master Flashes restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, And my wife thinks I have one of those
Speaker 2: cards of canes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2: Target They got to create one for you. I agree,
Speaker 2: but they don't exist. But she's pretty convinced that they
Speaker 2: do and that I have one. Next time you talk
Speaker 2: for Todd, Yeah, I've talked to him twice. Now, got
Speaker 2: a chance to talk to Todd Graves twice.
Speaker 1: Nice guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 4: He praised to Todd.
Speaker 1: I probably should, he should, I essentially do. He is
Speaker 1: your guy.
Speaker 2: He's the closest thing to God in my life, the
Speaker 2: closest raising.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice guy. Todd Graves philanthropic dud. Yeah, nice to do it.
Speaker 1: Gives a lot of money away, he does, and he's
Speaker 1: rich as hell.
Speaker 4: I wish I was on a morning show called Phil anthropic.
Speaker 2: In the Why so what does you can change your
Speaker 2: name to Phil sauce? Why don't you be thropic? Okay, hey,
Speaker 2: what's up thropic? Then it's new? Uh?
Speaker 8: Phil and I do a podcast. What's it called phil
Speaker 8: and thropic?
Speaker 1: What? What's the what's the.
Speaker 2: Etymology your name? I wonder where where that came from? Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the contry of origin?
Speaker 2: Have a.
Speaker 1: Water please? He's being the spelling be nerds? He was parked. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't ask for a water? Who uses the word?
Speaker 1: I'm how old?
Speaker 2: You can? I have a water please?
Speaker 1: He has a voice box? Pull your hands up? A
Speaker 1: lady with a voice box? Would hawk?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Didn't we talk about this two weeks ago? Probably? Sorry
Speaker 1: I beat my sidecast. Here's a here's hawk thirty seven
Speaker 1: seconds ago? But is slanguage of fortune? It sounds like
Speaker 1: you got your clientest. Have a water please? The kid's
Speaker 1: name is dev he's a superstar. Definition are.
Speaker 4: Definition rings?
Speaker 1: You know that guy has crypto money?
Speaker 2: I hope right now. I bet that guy is one
Speaker 2: point six billion dollars now he's.
Speaker 1: Just But is this language of fortune?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mo, Hawk wanted water. That's a unique group of people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: time is it.
Speaker 2: It's not nine exactly, it's Swiss, like forty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: Last time somebody show asked time Chicago, it's not.
Speaker 2: But it's like sometimes when it's like eight to fifty
Speaker 2: one or eight fifty two, it's like if you don't
Speaker 2: see the clock in front of us, sometimes you can.
Speaker 2: I can totally see that, right, Like, what other time
Speaker 2: is it? It's a show over, it's eight twelve?
Speaker 1: What time is it? Still?
Speaker 2: Have in like a forty minutes? He's so tired of
Speaker 2: Is it nine? What time is it? That's all right,
Speaker 2: it's time for fan. So do you need a glass
Speaker 2: of water?
Speaker 1: No, he's not.
Speaker 2: Thirsty, Well he's thirsty. Oh no, it's time for Fan
Speaker 2: five on the Power Trip presented.
Speaker 1: By Builders and Remodelers.
Speaker 2: Builders and Remodelers. Yes, all right, the A topic from
Speaker 2: last night? All right, the Wolves won in overtime, but
Speaker 2: it was against the Pelicans. But the A topic is yes,
Speaker 2: Pervoalstad and the Minnesota Wild.
Speaker 1: The Wild win won nothing over the Oilers.
Speaker 2: Another shutout for Walstead Volstead slash Walstead.
Speaker 1: I can pronounce it both ways, right, isn't that what
Speaker 1: Rosie said?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can say.
Speaker 2: However, I want to do that. Yeah, believe Rosie. Yeah
Speaker 2: so yes. Pervalstad thirty three, saves his fourth shutout of
Speaker 2: the season. He is now eight oh and two in
Speaker 2: his ten games this year. He just got named NHL
Speaker 2: Rookie of the Month for November. He was six oh
Speaker 2: and oh in November, but now eight oh and two overall,
Speaker 2: number one in the NHL and goals against average, save
Speaker 2: percentage and shutouts sick.
Speaker 1: The twenty three year old sweet is doing.
Speaker 3: Just the third rookie goaltender in the last forty five
Speaker 3: years to begin the season with a point streak of
Speaker 3: ten or more games. That's obviously still very active, so
Speaker 3: he could keep climbing depending on how it goes. And
Speaker 3: the first goaltender more than sixty one years with five
Speaker 3: shutouts at the time of his tenth career win. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he's he's making some big history and it's fun
Speaker 3: to watch. And man, I again we talked about earlier.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this, but now what an incredible turnaround. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it isn't butter and they say it's not, but
Speaker 3: it's hard to believe.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like I sat here like two months
Speaker 2: ago with Parish and was like Why did we take
Speaker 2: a goalie?
Speaker 1: Why do we pay Carill so much? It's never going
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 6: And then they've I have to bite my words because
Speaker 6: they're unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Right now, you can make a turnaround in December.
Speaker 1: Right like we don't want them to Zach. This is
Speaker 1: math related. Oh oh no, here we go.
Speaker 2: According to DraftKings, what odds do they give? Yesperval stated
Speaker 2: winning the Vesna Trophy for Best Goaltender. Man, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: even know plus nine hundred and that would be what
Speaker 2: nine to one? Right, which is about what percentage? What
Speaker 2: percent chance is that about? I don't know, Margo, I
Speaker 2: don't even where to start to take a guest?
Speaker 1: Ten what's ten times nine? Ninety? Yep? Oh sad be
Speaker 1: ninety percent? Chance?
Speaker 2: No, we were looking for he has a chance of
Speaker 2: a He is sixteen to one. He is tied for
Speaker 2: fifth Logan Thompson, something called Vesselevsky, then Shirkin sorry, then
Speaker 2: Spencer Knights never.
Speaker 1: Heard to Spencer Night, no hell about know where he plays?
Speaker 2: And then the Volsta is tied with Jeremy Swayman at
Speaker 2: sixteen to one, so right around six percent.
Speaker 3: That's tempting man that's tempting, is you're you're into that stuff.
Speaker 3: That's uh, that's some good odds for a guy who
Speaker 3: I mean again good. It's a long season, things can
Speaker 3: change and and whatever. And he's still young, but he
Speaker 3: he seems to be if we're in the uh we've
Speaker 3: been lately grading athletes on their first years ever and
Speaker 3: if they're not good in their first few games, then
Speaker 3: they must suck for the rest of their careers.
Speaker 1: He's doing pretty well on that scale. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Rosie loves them.
Speaker 1: And his celebration is cool. It's really cute.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, do you guys see the Avalanche radio announcer
Speaker 3: ripping them for it?
Speaker 1: No? Really?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard like nine times.
Speaker 1: Yea, all plays all the time. Why, yeah, it's nothing.
Speaker 2: That's a guy that takes sports too serious, way too serious.
Speaker 4: He celebrated like he's won the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1: He has not. No, he's excited he won.
Speaker 2: And it's of course if the Avalanche goldly did the
Speaker 2: same thing, he would be.
Speaker 1: He'd be sweet, having a great time and the kids
Speaker 1: just having fun. Oh yeah, that's the guy was just
Speaker 1: taking sports too seriously.
Speaker 2: It's just fun.
Speaker 1: Twenty three Time Life can you tell him apart? Up
Speaker 1: next at Calgary Thursday. This again.
Speaker 2: This is the second game of a four game road trip.
Speaker 2: The Wild return home a week from tomorrow Thursday against
Speaker 2: the Stars.
Speaker 1: Nobody gives an f anymore. Couldn't agree more? What time
Speaker 1: is it? We only moved?
Speaker 2: Oh god, it is only eight seventeen. Let's do headlines
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Speaker 3: win for your fiance yesterday?
Speaker 6: Yeah, good win for the Frost five to one win
Speaker 6: over the Ottawa Charge.
Speaker 1: How did she do?
Speaker 6: She had an assist last night. It's pretty cool. Kendle
Speaker 6: cooinscorefield with three goals. It's a hat trick. Captain with
Speaker 6: the hat trick. Yeah, very good, So good win for
Speaker 6: the Frost. They come back home today and then they
Speaker 6: go back out to Boston. Boston made an announcement they're
Speaker 6: going to be playing at TD Garden. They used to
Speaker 6: play at UMass Lowells I'm sure campus.
Speaker 2: So you know you love the TD Guarden. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: won't stop watering out there. Yeah, So Frost will go
Speaker 2: to the TD guarded on Sunday at two o'clock.
Speaker 6: I'm never gonna think of that place. So watch the Vikings,
Speaker 6: then watch the Frost. Yeah, the TD Garden is ruined
Speaker 6: for me or fixed. All right, let's do.
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Speaker 2: Stop Stop. Game Stop announced that a customer in Texas
Speaker 2: traded in a Pokemon card Martine, the most this valuable
Speaker 2: single trade in ever in game.
Speaker 1: Stop history, nine dollars.
Speaker 2: So so, not just for cards in general, just anything that's
Speaker 2: ever been traded into game stop. This Pokemon card most
Speaker 2: valuable single trade in ever in game stop history. What
Speaker 2: do you think this card was worth that got traded
Speaker 2: in at a game stop?
Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do it at game stat
Speaker 1: They're never going to give you a.
Speaker 4: Correct actual I mean obviously they didn't know it was
Speaker 4: worth that, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, so I lecture employed three million or something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go like twelve hundred seventy five thousand, thirty thousand,
Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety four dollars and seventy cents.
Speaker 4: I guess was wrong?
Speaker 2: Was that sore credit store credit?
Speaker 1: I let me give you cash A lot of Spider
Speaker 1: Man games.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if the kid behind the counter was like,
Speaker 4: but sure, sure, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: H here's Madden twenty four. Yeah, you get approved for
Speaker 6: thirty five? Was a dollars worth of Madden?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I bet the elderly woman behind the counter didn't
Speaker 2: know what the heck that was.
Speaker 1: Thanks Pearl, Jam, thank you. Yeah, think about this.
Speaker 2: You get thirty four and ninety four dollars and seventy
Speaker 2: cents and a one year subscription to Game in Former magazine,
Speaker 2: which that's a pretty suet. No, I love Game Informer.
Speaker 2: What's the point of the seventy cents? It's local and
Speaker 2: it's back Game in Former. Yeah, it's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what that is? Who but what game?
Speaker 2: It's the best video game, best video game magazine?
Speaker 1: Basically? What with all that money? That?
Speaker 2: Right? M Jay?
Speaker 1: Good for him. I wonder what he said when he
Speaker 1: purchased the magazine.
Speaker 4: This is how we do it.
Speaker 2: I don't think how he sounds at all. I don't
Speaker 2: think you've ever heard that, Chris. That's the dailed it
Speaker 2: as well, daled it you did Dale?
Speaker 1: Where is Dale turned three? And oh suck not that
Speaker 1: Deale different one.
Speaker 2: Oh I think this is going to devastate Chris.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they're not growing them anymore.
Speaker 1: What in the garden. There's a there's a famine.
Speaker 2: The the parent company of Yankee Candle is in trouble.
Speaker 2: They're laying off hundreds of workers and they're closing Yankee
Speaker 2: Candle stores.
Speaker 4: Yankee Candles.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a Mets candle.
Speaker 4: I like Yankee can I like candles. Man, they smoke.
Speaker 2: I buy candles from Serenity by Jam, but Yankee Candles
Speaker 2: if you want. Uh. The parent company also owns Rubber
Speaker 2: Made and Sharpie. I guess that company is in trouble,
Speaker 2: so they're punishing Yankee Candle first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks. Kevin Faullness is devastated. Candles are the best.
Speaker 1: I buy them all the time. There. Where do you
Speaker 1: get your candle target? Yeah? The Woodwick ones? Yeah? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the Woodwick one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaking of that, talk amongst yourselves, Rhode Island neither
Speaker 2: a road nor an island.
Speaker 3: Discuss I like, uh, I like sixteen Candles, Yeah, great.
Speaker 4: Movie, it's too many candles.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen that.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, it's all right, here we go. I found
Speaker 1: it yesterday.
Speaker 2: Saw us told us a quick story while we were
Speaker 2: at Shields and even very chants.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't a quick story.
Speaker 2: It was a story about him taking Louis to Target
Speaker 2: and then oh, he's seen Julia Daniels from Caro Levin
Speaker 2: and then waving at her, but she didn't respond, so
Speaker 2: then he was like, well, maybe that wasn't her, and
Speaker 2: then he saw her again, and then she didn't respond
Speaker 2: again in the line, and then finally, after a couple
Speaker 2: of weird interactions where she didn't notice him or respond,
Speaker 2: then she finally saw you in the parking lot. Was like, hey, Paul, right,
Speaker 2: that was the end of the story. Was she eventually
Speaker 2: acknowledged your presence? You said that on the air yesterday.
Speaker 1: Uh. Fifteen hours ago, Julia tweeted, I.
Speaker 2: Would like to set the record straight that I did
Speaker 2: not see meat sauce when we were both at Target yesterday.
Speaker 2: Cross my heart and hope that I wasn't avoiding him.
Speaker 2: I just always keep very to myself in the grocery
Speaker 2: store and have tunnel vision, otherwise I'll buy things that
Speaker 2: I don't need at power Trip Kfan. So she claims
Speaker 2: she never saw you into the parking lot. Yeah, do
Speaker 2: you believe her?
Speaker 1: But didn't you say you were in the checkout line
Speaker 1: right behind her?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: And yes, no, I was in front of her in
Speaker 8: the checkout line, and then she was standing next to
Speaker 8: me in the self checkout.
Speaker 2: Did so didn't you ever say, like, hi, Julie. Why
Speaker 2: didn't you say her name so she would react?
Speaker 8: Because the first time I looked right at her and waved,
Speaker 8: she never said anything.
Speaker 1: Can you show the camera how you waved? So you
Speaker 1: call her? So you're doing Jedi mind tricksy.
Speaker 2: I like went like this, that's a way, wax on,
Speaker 2: wax off and nothing.
Speaker 1: Nothing. But you didn't like, hi, Julia, Nice to see you.
Speaker 1: Here's my son. Yeah, he was sleeping. I think.
Speaker 2: Well, he's also said you were talking to Louis Loud.
Speaker 2: I talked to Louis. Yeah, where you were like, hey, Louis,
Speaker 2: that's Julia. Look at I didn't say I know her
Speaker 2: from radio. You know, you could have said that or
Speaker 2: something and got her attention. She claimed she never saw
Speaker 2: you until the parking lot. I believe her same. But
Speaker 2: she looked right at me. Maybe she thought of somebody else.
Speaker 2: Maybe she thought Quasimoto was off for a stroll.
Speaker 5: Maybe she thought she was accidentally at the Macy's Day parade.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were breastfeeding man. No, they do it TD Garden.
Speaker 2: I could watch.
Speaker 4: Yes, know what scramming is.
Speaker 1: Scrammining.
Speaker 4: No, it's a combination of screaming and vomiting.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, we have talked about this. Have I like
Speaker 1: the purp Snart They're playing the Fillmore next Tuesday. I
Speaker 1: thought those stores all closed. It's a burp, a sneeze
Speaker 1: in a fart at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's d that's a Dwhite's finishing move.
Speaker 1: I think that opens the portal of the upside down
Speaker 1: anyth of that. I wouldn't be upside down though. Calm down, Zach,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing long term.
Speaker 4: Weat smokers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's the drug.
Speaker 5: Regularly hard word can can begin scrammating.
Speaker 1: That's probably where I aired it.
Speaker 2: You aired it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't talk about it. I think we have.
Speaker 1: I think we have you and your Rastafarian buddy budd.
Speaker 1: It's just like you brought up what is it called
Speaker 1: scream bomb, scramming, scraminating. That's a hard word to say
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that at a concert where somebody's
Speaker 2: just screaming so loud that they start going up My god.
Speaker 1: No, No, It's.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite stop motion animation things, The Wallace
Speaker 2: and Scrammet show.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty good. You should check it out.
Speaker 2: Cursing the wear rabbit or something that wouldn't sit in
Speaker 2: the front row. Do you think there's somebody who likes
Speaker 2: to get vomited on? Yeah, definitely, Yeah, twenty eight minutes
Speaker 2: from now. Hawk?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, Hawk, has than you been to any websites?
Speaker 8: I think I told him like years ago, I felt
Speaker 8: like I was gonna throw up, and he's like, go home,
Speaker 8: I can't be around that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is an excuse. It is gross thrown up.
Speaker 2: Three people were arrested last Saturday. They were having a
Speaker 2: threesome in a supermarket parking lot.
Speaker 1: Yep, it was at noon. They were all drunk.
Speaker 2: They were charged with disorderly intoxication and decent exposure fluid conduct.
Speaker 1: Forty five year old woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet, forty three year old man, cool, fifty nine
Speaker 2: year old man.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well I don't like those odds.
Speaker 1: Two questions.
Speaker 2: One that's possible, one that's nearly impossible. But I just
Speaker 2: want to see, just for comedic reasons, how close somebody
Speaker 2: can get. Question number one, Name the states? This took
Speaker 2: place in Louisiana, Wisconsin, Florida.
Speaker 1: Would you say Louisiana, yeah, Wisconsin and Florida.
Speaker 4: Hawk, I hate the I'm say Wisconsin as well. It
Speaker 4: just seems like something I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hawk.
Speaker 2: This is your spot man, the Florida Keys. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: the Florida Keys. Now, just for fun.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be illegal to do it there, Yeah, just.
Speaker 1: For fun on vacation. What do you think the woman's
Speaker 1: name was?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: This is this isn't like a you know, some impossible
Speaker 2: name to guess. I just want to see what you
Speaker 2: guys think of forty five year old gal that's hooking
Speaker 2: up with two dudes in a supermarket parking lot, drunk
Speaker 2: in the keys at noon?
Speaker 1: What her name would be?
Speaker 4: Claudine Nordquist.
Speaker 2: I was not asking for a full man, I just
Speaker 2: want just want a first.
Speaker 1: You're going Claudine, Irene Irene. Oh gosh, there's an Ann
Speaker 1: in there. The last name too, that's uh Terry Anne?
Speaker 1: Or are you doing the ted bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 2: He names all the Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 1: It's got to be an An. I'll go I'm gonna still
Speaker 1: go with Beatrice.
Speaker 2: It's her last name, Hockey.
Speaker 4: Are we close?
Speaker 1: It starts with an s O. Scummt, not Scromt.
Speaker 8: Samantha no, Susie Q Anderson, Oh smitty, Sharon almost had it?
Speaker 2: Sharon, Sharon, Sharon, all your hands up.
Speaker 8: A lady that likes to do that in the Florida
Speaker 8: keys Wood Hawk, I absolutely would.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Would you have joined at noon?
Speaker 4: Sharon?
Speaker 2: You're available.
Speaker 1: Right in the publics.
Speaker 4: She was Sharon.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, have you guys watched in the last
Speaker 2: twenty four hours some of the clips of the mistakes
Speaker 2: that HBO made when they put the four K stream
Speaker 2: of mad Men out?
Speaker 1: I look, Oh my, that she hates you.
Speaker 2: So HBO Max has all seven seasons of mad Men
Speaker 2: now in four K, super cool, one of the best
Speaker 2: shows of all time. However, somebody put the wrong files
Speaker 2: or delivered the wrong files to HBO. I don't understand
Speaker 2: any of this, but to stay with me, so there
Speaker 2: are scenes that are not the thing that was originally
Speaker 2: aired on AMC. The one that's going viral is there's
Speaker 2: a scene where Roger Sterling is a character on the show,
Speaker 2: is throwing up and on HBO Max you could see
Speaker 2: so much of the set. You could see the guy
Speaker 2: off supposed to be off screen holding the tube that
Speaker 2: basically makes him puke. So you're seeing the behind the
Speaker 2: scenes accidentally because the wrong files were delivered to.
Speaker 1: HBO Go to Completion Rose.
Speaker 2: So HBO says they are working on swapping out all
Speaker 2: of the episodes and getting rid of the mistakes. How
Speaker 2: did that get uploaded? I don't expect somebody to watch
Speaker 2: the entire series and make sure those own, but how
Speaker 2: does that even happen?
Speaker 3: I will say years ago I watched I started rewatching
Speaker 3: twenty four I think on Prime video and so good
Speaker 3: if you remember, like the first couple of years, like
Speaker 3: it was the square shape TVs right, so they didn't
Speaker 3: have to worry about the outside. Well, there was a
Speaker 3: couple there was multiple scenes that I'm watching where there
Speaker 3: was a full camera in view on the left like
Speaker 3: on the side of the screen, so they took you
Speaker 3: out of it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's what.
Speaker 3: I remember, and something this got brought up and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know how that happens, but uh, they should
Speaker 3: fix that.
Speaker 1: They really should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to a TikToker is accusing Michaels of
Speaker 2: faking Black Friday deals. She is a regular customer. She
Speaker 2: claims the prices were actually higher than normal.
Speaker 1: On Black Friday. What doesn't sound like a good deal.
Speaker 2: No, not sure if that's the truth, but she claims
Speaker 2: that it is that the prices went up on Black Friday.
Speaker 1: Fun right, it seems against the purpose.
Speaker 2: A Christmas tree farm in New Jersey is getting backlashed
Speaker 2: for selling spray painted trees what color pink, purple, dark blue,
Speaker 2: light blue, magenta, red, and more. And apparently some people
Speaker 2: are worried about bringing hazardous.
Speaker 1: Chemicals into their homes.
Speaker 2: That's what are you.
Speaker 1: Painted trees?
Speaker 6: That's what they're saying about candles though, too, Like scented
Speaker 6: candles supposedly aren't good for you.
Speaker 8: Smoke them if you got them, Yeah, smoke them if
Speaker 8: you got him. Pat gets it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's look this is a repeat take on the
Speaker 2: Power to Morning Show. Parker but I believe that the
Speaker 2: Power Trip Morning Show basically had to tell his micro plastics.
Speaker 2: So we're not really concerned about some of that stuff
Speaker 2: because I'm pretty much already plastic man. Yeah, basically, I
Speaker 2: don't care. That's a scented candles nonsented candles. Who gives
Speaker 2: a belief? What about red forty? So tell me about
Speaker 2: red forty? I don't know really what's what's the urban
Speaker 2: legend though? What's the gist of It's supposed to be
Speaker 2: bad for you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Like they just put it in things to change the
Speaker 6: color of it's horrible, like more red, and it's supposed
Speaker 6: to be like a toxic thing?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: Why was it yellow five or something? Sauce and mountain dew? Yeah,
Speaker 2: same kind of the urban legend being gas or mambo
Speaker 2: number five right right? A little bit of Tina, a
Speaker 2: little bit of uh.
Speaker 1: Who are the other?
Speaker 8: A little bit of lomberd lomber Dozy and Tina and Brian, Yeah, shout.
Speaker 1: A litle bit of chat Abbott. Oh god are you guys?
Speaker 1: Spotify people? No?
Speaker 2: I heart Heart Radio persons only app that I use
Speaker 2: for music.
Speaker 1: Why heart radio is the wrapped out? Do they do
Speaker 1: the wrapped with iHeartRadio. God, what like end of the
Speaker 1: year tells you? Like you listen to believe they did
Speaker 1: something like that last year? I think.
Speaker 2: But congratulations to Katie w b in another great year.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I forgot. I forgot about that bit. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get emails. You guys want to try something for
Speaker 1: a second. Oh, depends on what it isn't anything else.
Speaker 2: Hey, we haven't played this game in a while. I
Speaker 2: doubt it was he even listening. This is the do
Speaker 2: you know how this game works?
Speaker 1: Parker?
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the sauce bit where we figure out
Speaker 6: if he was actually listening.
Speaker 2: So from this segment, these are true have you questions
Speaker 2: that do get nervous when the answers what happens? The
Speaker 2: answers are all from this segment because I want to
Speaker 2: know was he even listening to his own radio show?
Speaker 1: I believe, Hey, I believe in you. Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're the first person to ever said that.
Speaker 1: Sauce Question number one.
Speaker 2: Question number one, Oh, a TikToker accused a store of
Speaker 2: faking Black Friday deals. She's a regular at this store
Speaker 2: and claims prices were even higher.
Speaker 1: I mentioned it about four minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Question number one, Do Sauce know the name of the
Speaker 2: store that I just mentioned?
Speaker 1: He does, yes, So Chris.
Speaker 6: Says yes, yeah, yeah, because we said it like three times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that helps. So all of you were
Speaker 1: saying yes, yes, I'm looking at him now and I
Speaker 1: want to change my answer to no.
Speaker 2: He tries to do the poker face and sometimes he's
Speaker 2: actually pretty good with it.
Speaker 1: So all three of you say, yes, I'm going with
Speaker 1: the gut. Yeah, yes, Zach, yes, yes. Question number one.
Speaker 2: Sauce, what store did a TikToker accuse of actually doing.
Speaker 8: Higher Black Friday prices? It's one of Hockey's favorite stores.
Speaker 8: Michael Nice, That is correct.
Speaker 4: That's why he registered that because he knows I love
Speaker 4: that place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we going there today?
Speaker 1: You know him?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: H Question number two.
Speaker 2: Question number two, Sauce, Yankee Candle is in trouble. They're
Speaker 2: closing a whole bunch of Yankee Candle stores. I said,
Speaker 2: the parent company is the one that's in trouble. They
Speaker 2: also own two other brands, but they're taking it out
Speaker 2: on Yankee Candle. First, does he know the other two
Speaker 2: brands that I mentioned less than ten minutes ago, has
Speaker 2: to be both of them has to be both of them.
Speaker 2: They were zero chance two other brands no chance, zero chance.
Speaker 6: I think he can get one zero Zachary, I think he.
Speaker 6: I think I think he got it. I think he's
Speaker 6: got it really. Question number two.
Speaker 2: Sauce, what were the other two companies that Yankee Candle owns?
Speaker 8: It was Sharpie and it was Sharpye and uh the
Speaker 8: Brownie Man Tewels.
Speaker 2: One? Parker was ready one of the two Sharpie and
Speaker 2: rubber Maid. Oh, rubber Maid was the other one. Oh,
Speaker 2: I remember it was the Sharpie two. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Question number three. Question number three, Zach Elverson mentioned that
Speaker 2: he recently rewatched a television series. What television series is?
Speaker 2: Zach just mentioned that he rewatched.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would say he does remember that.
Speaker 1: Yes, all three of them say yes. Question number three
Speaker 1: Sauce one.
Speaker 8: Of the greatest TV shows of all time, an absolute
Speaker 8: phenomenon when it was out twenty four.
Speaker 2: And he said there was like cameras in it.
Speaker 1: Three for three okay.
Speaker 2: Question number four, Parker mentioned something when we were talking
Speaker 2: about Christmas trees and the spray painting. What did Parker
Speaker 2: bring up when I mentioned spray painted Christmas trees?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He knows this too.
Speaker 1: He does, Yeah, yeah, he does. That was such a
Speaker 1: fake poker face.
Speaker 2: What did Parker mention when I said spray painted Christmas
Speaker 2: trees act?
Speaker 1: Does he know it?
Speaker 2: Of course all of you are saying yes, yeah.
Speaker 8: Question number four, Sauce that a lot of those chemicals
Speaker 8: or a lot of those candles might have the same chemicals.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for something more specific than that burning those candles. No, no,
Speaker 2: it was a thing.
Speaker 1: It was a thing.
Speaker 2: I guess. I don't know. No, you do know it,
Speaker 2: you do know it. I'm even going to take it
Speaker 2: one step for I'm going to give you a massive hand.
Speaker 2: Don't don't react it. I'm going to give him a
Speaker 2: massive hint. And then I want you guys to re guess. Okay,
Speaker 2: I asked you, Sauce about the urban legends connected to
Speaker 2: yellow number five. Is that enough to give Sauce the
Speaker 2: answer of the thing I'm looking Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He said, he said yes.
Speaker 2: Way to play yeah, way to play poker, and just
Speaker 2: say yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That helps show you got it. Last, but not least,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite one that I wrote in the last
Speaker 1: five minutes.
Speaker 2: Question number five, what was Hawk's guess of the lady
Speaker 2: in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 1: No way, who had the threesome? What was her full name?
Speaker 4: Definitely will.
Speaker 2: Of the lady in the Florida Keys that's forty five
Speaker 2: years old that hooked up at noon in a parking
Speaker 2: lot with two other guys. Does question. Yes, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say no, Parker, what are you saying? No, you're
Speaker 2: going no, Zachary, No, the complete name, the whole name,
Speaker 2: complete name, you will number Sauce. Was it like Claude
Speaker 2: Denor Quis.
Speaker 1: Claude is not news Denor. I think her name was Claude.
Speaker 7: There's something Quist thought, Yes, Claude de Beatris. The person's name.
Speaker 1: Claudequis is awesome.
Speaker 2: Combine news Denored and Claude Dean norm Quist.
Speaker 1: You got like three and a half rights Hawkwood. That's
Speaker 1: more than normal, sir.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Claude, but huh Claude Claude nor Quist?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 5: Hey, the NFL is flexing the Bears Packers game to
Speaker 5: primetime Saturday right Week sixteen game on Saturday December twentieth. Sorry, okay,
Speaker 5: this isn't there a few weeks away?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gon take place A seven twenty at Soldier
Speaker 5: Field be the first Bears Packers game in primetime since
Speaker 5: twenty twenty two. The Bears will be back on primetime
Speaker 5: on December twenty eighth on a Sunday night football game
Speaker 5: against the forty nine Ers at Levice Stadium, could easily be.
Speaker 1: For the division.
Speaker 2: The thing that sucks about the idea that the NFL
Speaker 2: had that ultimately is the right choice to always have
Speaker 2: the final game of the year be against the division opponent. Yep,
Speaker 2: obviously there's a whole bunch of games then every year
Speaker 2: are guaranteed to mean a ton. The thing that sucks
Speaker 2: is if you're the Vikings, right, it sucks that the
Speaker 2: Packer game is completely worthless.
Speaker 1: If you're a Vikings fan, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you hope it isn't if you're a draft fan, no,
Speaker 2: but just in general, right, Like, if the Packers and
Speaker 2: Vikings are both great, what's better than final game of
Speaker 2: the year Vikings package for the pack it's the best.
Speaker 1: This is the downside.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's it just sucks when it means nothing
Speaker 2: because it's supposed to mean everything.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like the game last year, the Lions game meant everything.
Speaker 8: Every bad ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we've been spoiled it's been a good run
Speaker 5: for us, first bad.
Speaker 4: Year and years, right, yeah, we'll be good, exciting, let's go.
Speaker 2: But yeah, in that fall from that Week eighteen game
Speaker 2: against the Lions and the anticipation, yeah, and then they
Speaker 2: lose and then of a tough couple the player, I mean,
Speaker 2: just the fall that won't hurt the soul.
Speaker 1: I want to go back up.
Speaker 2: So, speaking of Zachary, the other day, I'm scrolling through
Speaker 2: Netflix and is it Max? And you know when you
Speaker 2: go over the when you go over the the title
Speaker 2: on a show on anything, Maybe that's.
Speaker 1: Why I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Netflix starts playing and it starts playing like a trailer.
Speaker 2: The worst I thought I was getting punked because I'm like,
Speaker 2: if a genie appeared and said, what show would Zach
Speaker 2: Halverson want to watch?
Speaker 1: You can't believe it.
Speaker 2: So the thirty second trailer is two hockey players sitting
Speaker 2: in a gym, like in a in a workout room.
Speaker 2: He's already legs legs open, staring at each other longingly.
Speaker 2: Basically yeah, basically talking.
Speaker 1: About long hockey road trips.
Speaker 2: It's a show about two star hockey players that are
Speaker 2: secretly hooking up, and like, yes and all I thought
Speaker 2: is if these two sons of bitches like shine Down,
Speaker 2: I'm getting punked Zach.
Speaker 1: Zach said, do they like shine Down?
Speaker 3: I said basically the same thing yesterday to in a
Speaker 3: private conversation. I was like this, it feels like I'm
Speaker 3: in a simulation because it's literally hockey.
Speaker 2: Do if I won the lottery like the power bolt
Speaker 2: in it? Like that would be something I would commission
Speaker 2: to have be made. Did you email the producer? What's
Speaker 2: the name of the show. It's called Heated Rivalry?
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 2: And we're two episodes in. They're going to release more
Speaker 2: skin them Max show from nineteen ninety four about It's
Speaker 2: a book. It's about as it is.
Speaker 1: It's about as.
Speaker 2: Sexual of a TV show as I have ever seen there.
Speaker 3: It's seventy Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a book. It was a book.
Speaker 2: Called like Game Changers or something like that. What is
Speaker 2: this show called again, Heated Rivalry? The book was called
Speaker 2: Heated rival Yeah, you know the TV show I Rachel read.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought that was a different. The other one
Speaker 1: that she wrote is called The Long Game. It's about golf.
Speaker 1: It's a picture book about hockey. Is this chick? Riley read?
Speaker 1: Sister either way, Rachel.
Speaker 2: Watch watch like episode you said there threw two episodes
Speaker 2: because every sap and watch like episode three or four
Speaker 2: be the two guys go to a twenty one pilot's concept.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, and drink diet coke.
Speaker 2: If they start drinking diet coke, there there we're complaining
Speaker 2: about cigarette taxes.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, eight there plot holes.
Speaker 2: It's you know there what plottholes? Oh my god, there's
Speaker 2: that too. It's like I said, it's uh.
Speaker 3: It's an aggressive, aggressive shell like it. Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you followed much of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean it's you know, like I said, when they
Speaker 3: came out with the description of it, I was like,
Speaker 3: it can't be and uh, it certainly is.
Speaker 2: If this was a cheesy nineties Skinmac show and it
Speaker 2: was called Heated Rivalry, we would have all laughed at
Speaker 2: that title too, right, like heated rivalry, Come on, man
Speaker 2: shop the title.
Speaker 1: But hey, man, good for you, Zachary. Yeah.
Speaker 2: For the hockey scenes few and far between. Yeah, did
Speaker 2: they get the pucks in deep? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They Yeah, they're they're they're basically their check. I feel
Speaker 3: like they're just there to kind of like their filler.
Speaker 3: Is there any like the filler like five on threes
Speaker 3: or in the neutral zone. Yeah, you know, there's there's
Speaker 3: definitely some some backchecking, so protect the net.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, is.
Speaker 2: There a hole in the wall in Saint Paul if
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Oh?
Speaker 1: No? Did they pull the goldie a lot in it?
Speaker 1: Did they get an extra skater on the ice? This
Speaker 1: one out? I know better? Anyway? He did Rivalry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would recommend it if if you're into that
Speaker 3: sort of thing.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a good hockey show in a while.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll start and see how it goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give it a w I don't know the game
Speaker 2: that well, so maybe you know, maybe you don't need
Speaker 2: to know the game too well. I just hope I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know the rules. Get confused by some of them.
Speaker 2: There are no rules in this show.
Speaker 1: Interesting. What about elbowing?
Speaker 2: Oh there's okay, calm down, okay about slashing a lot
Speaker 2: of checking from behind? Five minute majors games conducts, Well,
Speaker 2: there's two of them. That's the right time to ask.
Speaker 2: What time is it?
Speaker 1: Shows? Almost over? For good?
Speaker 2: You watching?
Speaker 1: He did right? A lot of pulp checking, But I guarantee.
Speaker 2: You somebody's kind of a real good review on that show.
Speaker 1: No, no, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow that we do a podcast Tommy and I about it.
Speaker 1: Stick checking, Yeah, a lot of stick clifts.
Speaker 2: You know, he's going to Texas going link please, He's
Speaker 2: gonna subscribe to HBO Max starting today.
Speaker 1: Thank you Max. So Sauce you're back on Monday. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you will be missed.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: You're missed man. Yeah, not by Julia. She won't even
Speaker 1: acknowledge you that you're missing.
Speaker 2: I'll miss my hogs Daddy, but not.
Speaker 1: Parker or me or Zach. Okay, got it.
Speaker 8: He's the only one that's nice to me. That's true,
Speaker 8: very true, that's true.
Speaker 1: Are you on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Park A lot of faith in you? And was he
Speaker 1: even listening? Yes, So you're gonna miss Zach. You're gonna
Speaker 1: miss park You're gonna miss Chris.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll miss Chris. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas. When I
Speaker 8: meet Santa tonight.
Speaker 1: We're at you see these? Yeah, that garbage That.
Speaker 2: Is a meat Sauce family Christmas card with his kid.
Speaker 2: And if you remember when Sauce didn't have a kid,
Speaker 2: he said, no one cares about other people's kids and
Speaker 2: he throws.
Speaker 1: Christmas cards away.
Speaker 4: So we watched him do it.
Speaker 2: This is the ultimate retribution for people that get his
Speaker 2: Christmas card and it goes.
Speaker 1: Right in the garbage.
Speaker 2: And you have an unbelievably cute kid, but why would
Speaker 2: we care about your Christmas card so cute? This is
Speaker 2: legitimately amazing. Thanks Zacho, appreciate that. Dang, It's going to
Speaker 2: be covered in garbage in about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: The band last. See you next week, but
Speaker 5: I even have a waiting for day you too, Abba Daba,
Speaker 5: get out there and get his