Speaker 1: And now I don't want to bring the room down,
Speaker 1: but I really want to mention this because there's something
Speaker 1: that we're trying to promote here, and it is a
Speaker 1: real legitimate thing. If you have a baby at one point,
Speaker 1: if you've got a child of any age, at one point,
Speaker 1: you know that you get so frustrated you just don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. But if you're expecting a baby
Speaker 1: or you've got a newborn baby, there is a message
Speaker 1: I want to put out there because it's so important.
Speaker 1: It is from never shakemin dot com. I'm going to
Speaker 1: read this to you. It's not a pleasant thing to
Speaker 1: read if it's a important message. Crying is normal for babies,
Speaker 1: but it can be tough, especially when you're running on
Speaker 1: little sleep and you're feeling overwhelmed. It is okay to
Speaker 1: step away, put the baby in a safe place, and
Speaker 1: take a moment to breathe and calm down. Shaking a
Speaker 1: baby can kill a baby. One in four shaking babies
Speaker 1: don't survive, and most survivors are then left with lifelong
Speaker 1: permanent brain damage. And like I said, I don't want
Speaker 1: to bring the room down. We're a happy, happy show.
Speaker 1: But I remember when Carson was little, little, little like
Speaker 1: two months old or so. He was crying and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop. And I didn't come close to shaking him.
Speaker 1: But in my head I understood at that moment why
Speaker 1: somebody would be like, what do you want?
Speaker 2: What do you just stop it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's all it takes. I put little Carson
Speaker 1: on the floor, let him squawk. I laid on the
Speaker 1: couch until I got it back together. And I just
Speaker 1: want to pass this message along. And I know it's
Speaker 1: kind of out of the blue. It's like we're doing
Speaker 1: this funny bit. We're doing this funny bit. We're giving
Speaker 1: away this we got Cat's Eye tickets and I know that,
Speaker 1: but I want to pass this along because there's so
Speaker 1: many young moms and dads that listen to the show.
Speaker 1: Or maybe you're a babysitter. A lot of the time
Speaker 1: it happens with a babysitter or a daycare and the
Speaker 1: kid will come home from then the daycare provider will say, well,
Speaker 1: they fell, they fell out of the high chair, and
Speaker 1: then they you know, they find out that it's not true.
Speaker 1: So it is a message from never Shake, and then
Speaker 1: dot com a little incongruous into the fun Cat sound
Speaker 1: effect contest or would you rather? But it's an important message.
Speaker 1: And if you've got a baby, you've probably been exactly
Speaker 1: where I was with Carson. Put the baby down, Put
Speaker 1: the baby in the crib, Call your mama, call your neighbor,
Speaker 1: call somebody and say I need a break. Even if
Speaker 1: you put the baby in the crib and they scream
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes, that's a better alternative.
Speaker 2: Now, can I take another left turn? For two seconds?
Speaker 2: I did? Why not?
Speaker 3: Apparently the iHeart app is not working and we've been
Speaker 3: taken over by robots. But yeah, everybody's texting saying some
Speaker 3: other show just started playing over KATWB on the iHeart app.
Speaker 2: Another show is playing over KATWB. I think it's a
Speaker 2: elst Ran in New York?
Speaker 4: Who even is that guy?
Speaker 2: Not my friend?
Speaker 4: Set?
Speaker 2: This is the launch.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Elvis. Our show is way better than Elvis's show.
Speaker 1: But everybody loves Elvia. I think Elvis would even tell
Speaker 1: me our show is way better than his show.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so weird.
Speaker 5: So they didn't get to hear all of the joyful
Speaker 5: things we've been doing, like Bailey's cat sounds.
Speaker 2: It just happened like in the last five minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh thank goodness, they got to hear the Bailey cat sounds.
Speaker 6: Somebody did. They decided to switch it over because of
Speaker 6: the cats. I said, Bailey, love you, but this is
Speaker 6: why you're single. That's a weird thing to say about
Speaker 6: my cat sounds. I feel like, if anything, that is
Speaker 6: going to bring all the boys to the yard.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we move on. We're going to keep going here.
Speaker 5: We have to do one more thing before we get
Speaker 5: to this person on the phone talking about happy things,
Speaker 5: Like the happiest place on Earth is Disney, and we
Speaker 5: always do something called pros and cons, and so what
Speaker 5: we need is we're going to do this tomorrow morning
Speaker 5: around this time. Where we need someone who is on
Speaker 5: the side of Disney is the best place ever.
Speaker 4: I love Disney.
Speaker 5: I'm a Disney adult or a Disney fanatic yep. And
Speaker 5: you're gonna be on the pro side. But then we
Speaker 5: need the opposite where you are like I hate Disney,
Speaker 5: I won't step foot into that place anymore, and you're
Speaker 5: on the con side of it. So we need one
Speaker 5: person on each side, and you go head to head
Speaker 5: tomorrow morning around this time about Disney. So we'll have
Speaker 5: you on the radio on the phone to talk about Disney.
Speaker 5: Give us call six five to one, nine eighty nine KATWB.
Speaker 1: Whether you are pro or CON, I would definitely take
Speaker 1: the pro side, but I know a lot of people
Speaker 1: who are like B. I went to Disney and it
Speaker 1: was hot, it was an expansion of it was crowded,
Speaker 1: and the ride shocked and the giant It's a Small
Speaker 1: World was a big disappointment. You know what, You get
Speaker 1: a voice too, pro and con on Disney tomorrow. Here
Speaker 1: on KD double ub, there's a lot of people who
Speaker 1: are texting in because iHeart is down. And I would
Speaker 1: sit there and say turn on the radio. But the
Speaker 1: only people who were hearing me are were people who
Speaker 1: are so thank you for being here, really appreciate that
Speaker 1: when they're going to get it fixed as soon as
Speaker 1: they can, or this is our swan song, yeah one
Speaker 1: or the other. This could be it. And maybe after
Speaker 1: thirty two and a half years, maybe it's just time.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's maybe it's just time. Like you know what,
Speaker 1: he's been there long enough yet, you know all right?
Speaker 3: That this woman just called and she was like, am
Speaker 3: I tripping? I was like, no, You're not having a stroke.
Speaker 3: She was like no, I was just listening to you guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: The good news is so many people are listening. We've
Speaker 1: got dozens, if not hundreds, of text messages who were
Speaker 1: saying the Dave Ryan Show's not on the iHeart app anymore.
Speaker 1: So it will be. We're gonna get it fixed. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. We have somebody who is. This is
Speaker 1: kind of a funny story, but it's also a little
Speaker 1: bit serious. Hi Angie, Hi, thanks for waiting. Tell me
Speaker 1: your story about your new girlfriend. I mean, it all
Speaker 1: sounds great and sweet and everything's grown good, but there's
Speaker 1: an issue that could drive a wedge between you and
Speaker 1: your new girl.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Hi, So she.
Speaker 8: This girl that I'm seeing, she refuses to poop anywhere
Speaker 8: but at home, okay, And like we were at we
Speaker 8: were at a movie. We were seeing Predator, and uh,
Speaker 8: we had to leave because because she had poop and
Speaker 8: she couldn't do it. And then movie theater bathroom, and
Speaker 8: then we were at Top Golf and we we left
Speaker 8: to go home and come back.
Speaker 1: When you go all the way home from Top Golf,
Speaker 1: do you do you come back or did you just
Speaker 1: stay there and say, well, screw it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: You just stay at home.
Speaker 2: Stay home.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Why what does she say that she can't
Speaker 9: poop anywhere but home?
Speaker 2: Why does she say that?
Speaker 8: I think I think she it's like she doesn't like
Speaker 8: when people hear it in the bathroom, and I think
Speaker 8: she she also really just doesn't like germs and the
Speaker 8: idea of of like a shared toilet. I think that
Speaker 8: really that really freaks her out.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't I don't think it's that
Speaker 1: uncommon because I've heard from people that they say, I,
Speaker 1: when I'm at work, I literally have to get in
Speaker 1: my car and come home angie to you know, to
Speaker 1: go to the go number two because I can't do
Speaker 1: it at work because of all the reasons that you
Speaker 1: just mentioned.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, my day's not at work. I need my bedday.
Speaker 4: Is that home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So the question is is this going to be a
Speaker 1: big issue? Because think about this one. Let's say you're
Speaker 1: bod what but you're on an airplane. You're on an airplane,
Speaker 1: you're flying to the Bahamas for vacation, and you get
Speaker 1: over Florida.
Speaker 2: You got another two hours to go. She's got a pooh,
Speaker 2: what is she going to do? Then?
Speaker 1: Would she go on that flight? Or would she say,
Speaker 1: I can't fly that far? What if I got to poop?
Speaker 4: What if I got to poop?
Speaker 7: Would she go, Well, I know she's flown.
Speaker 8: She's she's flown before, so it wouldn't be like crazy
Speaker 8: to me if she did. But I don't know, Like
Speaker 8: that's a conversation we haven't had yet, and I because
Speaker 8: it's already affecting things at home, Like I'm I'm just
Speaker 8: trying to figure out if it's going to be a
Speaker 8: big thing going forward to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't think so, because there's a part of
Speaker 1: it that's like it's like thirty percent funny, but at
Speaker 1: the same time it's a real thing.
Speaker 6: Well, if it's gonna throw a wrench in plans all
Speaker 6: the time. I mean, because if you're someone like Jenny, Sorry,
Speaker 6: I love you, Jenny. That's okay, Jenny, who has to
Speaker 6: you know, poop in the middle of the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, points, i'd say, when I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 5: I don't have time to get at home, right, go
Speaker 5: right exactly.
Speaker 6: So then it honestly like really throws a wrench in
Speaker 6: your day because it's like, well, we can't go too
Speaker 6: far because I have to be within distance of getting
Speaker 6: home in time, and that's I don't know. I feel
Speaker 6: like I got over that kind of stuff in college,
Speaker 6: when you like are forced to use the bathroom in
Speaker 6: front of other people.
Speaker 1: I think that's true. Yeah, I think that you get
Speaker 1: a little bit older. Yeah, and then it's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, how old are you guys?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Angie, we're like late twenty.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind of what I figured. So you would
Speaker 1: think that she'd get over it. But so if you
Speaker 1: just turned the radio on Angie seeing a new girl,
Speaker 1: and she's like, she likes her, everything's great, but she
Speaker 1: she can't poop in public. So you had to leave
Speaker 1: Top Golf. That sucks. You paid to get in, you
Speaker 1: got your little range thing there, you're rental the Top Golf,
Speaker 1: and then you turn around.
Speaker 2: And go home.
Speaker 1: You're seeing the movie Predator. Interesting choice, but I'm not
Speaker 1: addressed right now. Yeah, and so, and then you had
Speaker 1: to because she wouldn't go with the theater. Did you
Speaker 1: do you get mad or do you laugh when this happens?
Speaker 8: Well, honestly, the first couple of times I laughed a
Speaker 8: little bit more about it, but then it sort of
Speaker 8: started happening more. And then I was like, Oh, is
Speaker 8: this actually how it's just going to be if we're
Speaker 8: you know, dating for a long time, Like, is this
Speaker 8: just what my life is going to turn into? And
Speaker 8: so that's why I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got some advice for you. I get an idea,
Speaker 1: put the microphone by Alexa. Alex, Alexa, how do I
Speaker 1: get over my fear of pooping? And Alexa, how do
Speaker 1: I get over my fear of pooping in public places?
Speaker 10: That's actually way more common than you might think, David
Speaker 10: paraoresis or shybow syndrome affects tons of people. Start small,
Speaker 10: Find the cleanest, quietest restrooms when you're out, Maybe bring
Speaker 10: headphones to create your own bubble practice and breathing techniques,
Speaker 10: and remember that literally everyone else is just trying.
Speaker 4: To do their business too.
Speaker 10: Where you gradually expose yourself to the situation, the easier
Speaker 10: it gets. Have you noticed if certain types of places
Speaker 10: feel less intimidating than others?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 10: Which ones feel more comfortable for you? Knowing your comfort
Speaker 10: zones can help us build from there?
Speaker 4: All right, Angie, did you write all that down? Can
Speaker 4: you imagine you're just going to the bathroom with iPhones?
Speaker 10: Not Andy, but I've got a pretty good memory for
Speaker 10: our chat, don't I should mention I don't actually.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine you go in with headphones over your head,
Speaker 5: so you're in your own little bubble and everyone else
Speaker 5: is here, and.
Speaker 4: You have no idea because you're in your bubble. I
Speaker 4: like that. I'm gonna start doing it. Was like the
Speaker 4: name shy bowel syndrome.
Speaker 2: It's cute.
Speaker 1: I was to day years old when I learned that
Speaker 1: women also make that sound. I didn't know that women.
Speaker 1: I thought that women poop very quietly, like an otter
Speaker 1: slipping into the water. I didn't realize it sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't hang out in the women's back
Speaker 1: I've never hung out in the women's bathroom, so I
Speaker 1: always figured that you poop very quietly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I go in the men's room and the guy's
Speaker 1: from kfan. It sounds like they got a trombone section
Speaker 1: in there. We're gonna take a break, Angie, Goodloe, thank
Speaker 1: you back, Oh, call us for anything?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up in a second, I'm gonna get you. You
Speaker 1: talk to me a little bit. I will guess your
Speaker 1: coffee order. This is a weird skill that I have
Speaker 1: developed you tell me a little bit about yourself. I
Speaker 1: promise you I can guess your coffee order. If I can't,
Speaker 1: I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Buy you a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee limit of seven to fifty. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna spend over seven to fifty, but if you if
Speaker 1: I cannot guess your coffee order, I will then venmo
Speaker 1: you seven dollars and fifty secon Okay, guess your coffee order.
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Speaker 4: Just search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2: Well we're back. We're back on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: And you know what I really appreciate is a lot
Speaker 1: of people because there was an audio flaw and somehow
Speaker 1: a station in New York was on the kdbub channel
Speaker 1: and and a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people like we're what's going on?
Speaker 1: Got a bunch of text messages and a lot of
Speaker 1: people flip over to the YouTube stream to watch us
Speaker 1: on YouTube Dave Ryan TV, which is there every morning,
Speaker 1: and you can check it out on there, and you
Speaker 1: can interact and you can buy the text back and
Speaker 1: forth and that type of thing. I'm were in a
Speaker 1: super cool university of KTBB sweatshirt today you are probably
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Speaker 1: we're glad you're back, and we're glad we're back, and.
Speaker 3: We're also since we weren't on iHeart, I put the
Speaker 3: live stream on Facebook as well, so if you're there,
Speaker 3: you could check us out there. Also during the breaks,
Speaker 3: you get some exclusive content like sometimes I play Dixonsider
Speaker 3: only on the live stream.
Speaker 2: On the live stream and on the.
Speaker 1: Live stream, I'm gonna guess your coffee order if I
Speaker 1: cannot guess your coffee order just by I'm really good
Speaker 1: at this and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's just weird, is it energy?
Speaker 1: It started well kind of, but I started with Bailey,
Speaker 1: like we're like, I know your coffee order, and she's
Speaker 1: likes because you've seen it. I'm like, partly, but you
Speaker 1: are typically a blah blah and I kind of nailed it.
Speaker 1: So if you talk to me for a minute, I
Speaker 1: can guess your coffee order, and if I don't get
Speaker 1: it right, then I will give you.
Speaker 2: I will venmo you money to go buy a coffee. Ooh,
Speaker 2: sounds a limit of.
Speaker 1: Seven dollars and fifty cents. Any more than that you
Speaker 1: don't need. You don't need a fifteen dollar coffee. Let
Speaker 1: me start off with Laura.
Speaker 2: Hi, Laura, Hi day, Welcome to the show. Laura. Where
Speaker 2: are you listening from?
Speaker 6: Currently?
Speaker 7: I'm in my car and Abbott Northwestern Hospital?
Speaker 4: Work you?
Speaker 2: And are are you in healthcare? I?
Speaker 7: Am?
Speaker 2: Okay? Look at that? Nice?
Speaker 4: Wow? You already know?
Speaker 2: Really what kind of car do you drive?
Speaker 7: Amasai?
Speaker 2: What's the year? This is important?
Speaker 7: I imagine it's like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so it's still holding up there? Do
Speaker 1: you have is your cup holder clean? Or is your
Speaker 1: cup holder dirty?
Speaker 8: There's currently a car from yesterday there and then another water.
Speaker 7: Bottle in a wa.
Speaker 4: Nice water bottles?
Speaker 2: Here I go? You ready, I'm ready? Yes, Laura, without question?
Speaker 2: You order a vanilla latte? Am I right? Did I
Speaker 2: get it right? Yes?
Speaker 4: Wowday.
Speaker 1: It's the tone of her voice, this woman, God bless you.
Speaker 1: You could not drink you or you could, but you
Speaker 1: don't want to drink like a regular black coffee with
Speaker 1: like half and half now vanilla late?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: Thank you Laura, Thanks for what you do. Good day.
Speaker 1: Let's try another one here. Let's go to Jamie. Hello, Jamie,
Speaker 1: I do people don't think I can do this. I
Speaker 1: can guess your coffee order.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 1: The chipperness in your voice gives away a little something
Speaker 1: which means you're kind of a little bit of an
Speaker 1: extra caffeinated girl.
Speaker 2: Am I right about that?
Speaker 7: Very much?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, what kind of work do you do?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I work in healthcare as an operation manager.
Speaker 2: Are you in healthcare?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 7: I am?
Speaker 2: Okay, see I got that right away.
Speaker 4: Look at you? How he gets that?
Speaker 2: Don't give away my secrets? And your name is Jamie?
Speaker 2: Right yeah, look at that? Woo dave.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Now you're I'm gonna say you're you're an economical girl,
Speaker 1: not because you can't afford it, it's just because you
Speaker 1: don't really you don't enjoy the coke, the the whipped
Speaker 1: with the espresso beans and the chocolate spree. That's not
Speaker 1: really your style, is it.
Speaker 7: You're very on point.
Speaker 1: Yes, you and I have a lot in common. You
Speaker 1: are a plain black, preferably dark roast. You'll take anything,
Speaker 1: but you're preferably plain black, dark roast.
Speaker 7: Seriously, Yeah, that is correct?
Speaker 2: Is that amazing?
Speaker 8: You were?
Speaker 6: Like I have found a boon companion in this and
Speaker 6: you're like, you order what I order for two days?
Speaker 4: Do shows like.
Speaker 2: This is all I do on stage?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jamie, have a good day. You're in healthcare
Speaker 1: right out? Yeah, all right, let's go to and do
Speaker 1: early challenging. I don't know if they're challenging or not, Okay,
Speaker 1: but I want to be challenged. Okay, Katie by your
Speaker 1: name alone, it is a high maintenance name. Anybody named Katie. Now,
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of Katies. That drink is the regular, like,
Speaker 1: you know, blonde roast with half in half Katie's usually
Speaker 1: because you could be Catherine, you could be Kate, but
Speaker 1: you go with Katie.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, got that already.
Speaker 4: So you're a little bit more given name given.
Speaker 1: You're given name, so you are a little bit more
Speaker 1: of a You enjoy the like the sprinkles in the
Speaker 1: in the you know, the the little crafted thing.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 2: Tell me about your car. What kind of car do
Speaker 2: you drive?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm a case manager in Nicota County, so I
Speaker 7: have a commuter car. I drive a Chevy Cruz. It's
Speaker 7: at twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: Oh do you do you work for the county?
Speaker 7: Then I work. I'm contracted by the county.
Speaker 2: Got it, good job, gave thank you.
Speaker 4: That's one.
Speaker 7: And I actually just got.
Speaker 2: A new job doing what.
Speaker 7: I'm going to be working in a school in South Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: So is that school in South Minneapolis?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Look at that? Okay, Katie, it's a wizard. You're a
Speaker 1: very kind You're a very kind person. But you do
Speaker 1: like to treat yourself? Am I right about that?
Speaker 7: Yeah? A little too much?
Speaker 9: Yes, when it comes to this, I'm thinking crafted press
Speaker 9: here a little gasp there, crafted press, vanilla, crafted press,
Speaker 9: if I'm right? But you don't want to do you
Speaker 9: want sugar free vanilla?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that's crazy?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 7: Oh no, you thought you would get it?
Speaker 1: You you do like you don't like you've tried almond milk.
Speaker 1: It's not really your thing? Are you an oat milk kind.
Speaker 2: Of a girl?
Speaker 11: Damn?
Speaker 7: This is crazy, Like it was just from asking you
Speaker 7: about your carter? Is so like the girls at the
Speaker 7: caribou in red Wing the cabin. Then when I pull
Speaker 7: up and give them my number, they have my order
Speaker 7: and ready to go.
Speaker 1: They know you I'm gonna go ahead and go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go full on full press. Here we go, extra
Speaker 1: large iced vanilla, crafted press, sugar free vanilla. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little splash of oat milk because it's creaming, or you
Speaker 1: like the creamy texture.
Speaker 2: And light a little bit of ice but not too much.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just a weird party trick. It's a party trick
Speaker 1: that I bust out. It's the tone of your voice,
Speaker 1: and it's the fact that you are a Katie, a
Speaker 1: little higher maintenance than a Kathy. A Kathy, Yeah, Katie,
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day.
Speaker 7: You are amazing.
Speaker 1: It's a good party trick. It's like Bailey can say
Speaker 1: the alphabet backwards that I can tell you your coffee
Speaker 1: order z y X W v.
Speaker 6: U T S R q p O N M L
Speaker 6: k j I h g f E D C B
Speaker 6: A me with sing you won't time next CBA's I
Speaker 6: know my now, thank you amazing.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing I can do.
Speaker 1: I can't guess at coffee or well you, Dave, if
Speaker 1: you can't afford a clown or a juggler to come
Speaker 1: to your birthday party, let me me and Bailey know
Speaker 1: and we'll come on over and we will be happy
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 2: One for you.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back in a second on KTWB
Speaker 1: with you can't make this stuff up and more Cat's
Speaker 1: Eye tickets coming up within fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yep, twenty minutes, stay here.
Speaker 2: Three four. Okay.
Speaker 1: A lot of people who listen to the show sit
Speaker 1: at a desk for a lot of the day. And
Speaker 1: if you don't, maybe you're a server, or maybe you
Speaker 1: are a moh I don't know, maybe you're a doctor
Speaker 1: and you don't sit, and you know, unless you come
Speaker 1: in the room and then you sit down for a
Speaker 1: few seconds on the stool and say, so, what are
Speaker 1: we here for today? You know that type of thing.
Speaker 1: Sitting at a desk all day is a real pain
Speaker 1: in the back. Researchers have found the key to relieving
Speaker 1: your back pain if you stand up. If you alternate
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of sitting with fifteen minutes of standing, that
Speaker 1: is the most effective way to ease your lower back
Speaker 1: pain for desk workers. So they did like a three
Speaker 1: month study and people who did this saw their worst
Speaker 1: pain drop by one point three to three points on
Speaker 1: a ten point scale. So what's your pain level today? Well,
Speaker 1: it's five and then three months later it was like
Speaker 1: closer to a three.
Speaker 4: Just from like standing up often.
Speaker 2: Every thirty minutes, stand up for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6: I guess I feel that when I get like heartburn,
Speaker 6: I like stand up and walk around, and usually it helps.
Speaker 1: I do that for my belly pain. Yeah, like if
Speaker 1: I sit and watch TV. Sometimes I just can't sit
Speaker 1: and watch TV because I got to get up and
Speaker 1: walk around. So like I was at SNAP last night,
Speaker 1: I'm the stair monster. Yeah, And I don't feel any
Speaker 1: belly pain when I'm working out, So I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna work out for twelve hours a day.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's smart. What is your thing for that? Don't
Speaker 4: you have like a check up with they?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go in. I went in a
Speaker 1: mubor so ago and they said, well, great, we're gonna
Speaker 1: set you up for a camera pill. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: swallow a pill that's about the size of your thumb tip,
Speaker 1: and then you swallow that. It goes through your small
Speaker 1: intestine because the colonoscopy doesn't go through your small intestine,
Speaker 1: goes through your large intestine. So you swallow it, it goes
Speaker 1: through and then it looks at things take scenic pictures. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kittens and barns.
Speaker 6: And things wild, because like I get it that you're
Speaker 6: swallowing a camera and it's taking pictures. But like from
Speaker 6: what I know about magic school Bus that like your
Speaker 6: intestines like move, so like I would just assume it
Speaker 6: would get crushed in there on its way down.
Speaker 1: Well, it's made out of plastic. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: that time you swallowed a lego. Okay, got it and
Speaker 1: remember it came out, yeah, and then you put it
Speaker 1: back in your box.
Speaker 2: Remember that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I remember that. Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 1: The good news is I got a used camera pill
Speaker 1: off of eBay, so I just you know, you get it,
Speaker 1: you wipe it off and then you you know, you
Speaker 1: you take a florox wipe and you'd swallow. But I think, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think the doctor forgot to schedule me because they said, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call you and schedule a camera pill appointment,
Speaker 1: and they never called me.
Speaker 4: Well you should call them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call them today.
Speaker 4: Do it, yes, write it down, write it on your.
Speaker 2: Hand, write it down down.
Speaker 4: You have to take care of this on your.
Speaker 1: So standing for fifteen minutes feels manageable and breaking up
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Sitting periods prevents discomfort without hurting your productivity, singing,
Speaker 1: stand up. A lot of people have that desk that
Speaker 1: adjust that stands up. Yeah, or maybe you just like
Speaker 1: you can stand up for a meeting or stand up.
Speaker 1: Go visit a coworker and have a discussion or whatever
Speaker 1: and stand at their desk while they're trying to get
Speaker 1: their work done.
Speaker 2: You annoying co worker?
Speaker 4: You why are you looking at me? Why are you
Speaker 4: looking at me?
Speaker 1: You say that you would definitely be the kind of
Speaker 1: wander around the office annoyed people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wander.
Speaker 5: So you were side of the studio when we're doing
Speaker 5: meetings and you're like.
Speaker 4: This is my side. There's a lie.
Speaker 3: Can I say my favorite insult? Dave ever said the
Speaker 3: Bailey the other day? All Bailey doesn't touch people. You know,
Speaker 3: she's like, can we hold hands? So one day Bailey
Speaker 3: just like leans on Dave and he's like, get off
Speaker 3: of me. Your nipples are prickly.
Speaker 2: That was mean.
Speaker 4: That was the mean thing. I don't think that was funny.
Speaker 1: Get oh did I say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You did hurt my feelings and everyone gets hair there.
Speaker 4: It's fine. Don't be a shore I didn't touch him.
Speaker 4: I was just in his business.
Speaker 6: And then he always has his little like leggies up
Speaker 6: on the counter, so I think, you know what, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna lean over these leggies and get a good stretch
Speaker 6: so like you're touching them.
Speaker 5: Sounds he touch normally makes some kind of comment about
Speaker 5: like what she smells like, like get out of.
Speaker 1: Here, and barnyard animal, it's just jealous. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: do Dave's Dirt coming up in a second. Right after
Speaker 1: Dave's Dirt, Cat's Eye tickets, So stay here, give us
Speaker 1: another ten minutes to win Cat's Eye tickets. This could
Speaker 1: be your lucky day from K d w B. Let's
Speaker 1: get started with Shakira, one of my favorite female vocalists.
Speaker 2: I just love her voice.
Speaker 1: She returns as Gazelle in the music video for Zutopia Too.
Speaker 1: All right, I just want to hear it. Here is
Speaker 1: Shakira special care song No Question Empire. A lot of
Speaker 1: people will be like, what is what if? Don't lie
Speaker 1: know that?
Speaker 4: What's good?
Speaker 1: That's a good whenever, whatever is a good one to
Speaker 1: Empire best Shakira songs, and I fear like here we go.
Speaker 2: Listen to this, this is good. It looks good, it builds.
Speaker 9: I'm like.
Speaker 2: The best Shakira song ever. Thank you Von for playing
Speaker 2: that hook.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard that song before. So good.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's very good. So the Golden Bachelor had their
Speaker 5: finale last night. Here's a clip of Mel basically proposing
Speaker 5: but not really proposing to the winner.
Speaker 12: I'm here at the end with Peg, and that's the
Speaker 12: way it was meant to be. We are perfect for
Speaker 12: each other. You told me you had confidence in me
Speaker 12: I'd make their head choice. I did, and this represents
Speaker 12: our commitment to love, to give the time to figure
Speaker 12: out together what our future holds. What do you think?
Speaker 4: I agree? Definitely a match that's your dang.
Speaker 11: Sure, I'm not for everybody, He's not for everybody, but we're.
Speaker 4: Definitely for each other.
Speaker 2: At the blonde or the brunette girl, the.
Speaker 5: Blonde one, she's a retired firefighter. And then there was
Speaker 5: another girl named So. That girl's name is Peg, and
Speaker 5: basically he gave her a promise ring. And then the
Speaker 5: other woman that was left over. Leftover was part of
Speaker 5: the fantasy Sweet. Her name was Cindy and she's a
Speaker 5: retired biomedical engineer, but Cindy said she walked out. She said,
Speaker 5: I don't need to convince a man to love me.
Speaker 5: Mel was not in it for a relationship in the.
Speaker 4: Way that I was.
Speaker 5: And it kind of, I mean, it kind of sounds
Speaker 5: like he wasn't really ready to get engaged, considering he
Speaker 5: gave a promise ring and most people all like ninety
Speaker 5: percent of the people get engaged at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also the whole like, he's not perfect. I'm
Speaker 4: not perfect, so I guess it'll work out. I don't know, buddy,
Speaker 4: I don't know. That sounds kind of like wishful thinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Amy Schumer deleted all of her old photos from Instagram,
Speaker 6: but she says it's not because she lost weight, so
Speaker 6: she has only a handful of photos that are on
Speaker 6: there right now that are her obviously post all of
Speaker 6: her weight loss. But she said, I didn't delete my
Speaker 6: old photos because they were premium losing weight. I'm proud
Speaker 6: of how I've looked always. I've been working to be
Speaker 6: pain free. I'm my endometrios. This is better, my back
Speaker 6: is healing. I no longer have cushing syndrome, so my
Speaker 6: face went back to normal and that's why I am
Speaker 6: sharing the photos of what I look like now.
Speaker 2: No good for her.
Speaker 4: No, the Roho in Maple Grove is shut down for good,
Speaker 4: we thought.
Speaker 3: And because they said they were going to turn it
Speaker 3: into a chee cheese, because that's what they did with
Speaker 3: the Rojo here in the West End of Saint Louis Park.
Speaker 3: They said, Nope, scrap all that, We're just shutting it
Speaker 3: down and so nobody knows and we won't be able
Speaker 3: to have Margarita's in the Arbor Lakes, the shops at
Speaker 3: Arbor Leaks anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not just that.
Speaker 4: And the free chips and salsa.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so delicious.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I will say I went to the che
Speaker 3: cheese here in west Land, the West End, Yes, last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, top tier.
Speaker 4: They give you chips and salta, yeah, they give me
Speaker 4: chips and salce. So the margs, yeah, I think freak.
Speaker 3: And I was a little buzz by the time I
Speaker 3: got the check, so I didn't see if they charged
Speaker 3: before things.
Speaker 4: How I feel about chee chee.
Speaker 3: They were not stingy with the alcohol, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: Shout out chee Cheese.
Speaker 2: Good to know.
Speaker 1: Northern Lights. They were supposed to be out again last night.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody I know that my feed
Speaker 1: was not full of people sharing their northern lights pictures.
Speaker 1: So I did run out in the middle of the street
Speaker 1: last night and chan happened, and I didn't see anything
Speaker 1: where I saw something on Tuesday night. So I found
Speaker 1: a list of the best places to see northern lights
Speaker 1: in the United States, and one of the top is Minnesota,
Speaker 1: particularly Voyagers National Park. And I think it's because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of like light not light pollution. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: one of the things that's like. And if you ever
Speaker 1: go out in the country and you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: out in the middle of nowhere and you look up,
Speaker 1: it's like, whoa, the stars are intense. Really had no idea.
Speaker 1: You can see some of the bright ones like Polaris,
Speaker 1: yeah here in the Twin Cities, or Sirious or speak a.
Speaker 1: You can see some of those here in the Twin Cities,
Speaker 1: but you get out like other places to see them. Montana,
Speaker 1: North Dakota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Maine are the best places
Speaker 1: to see the Northern lights. So if you're listening in
Speaker 1: any of those places, including Minnesota, we do have an
Speaker 1: advantage probably over Florida.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, so there's a list of careers that are often
Speaker 5: unfairly villainized. So let's see if we agree with some
Speaker 5: of this. I'll read like the top ten. So one
Speaker 5: of them is pharmaceuticals. Do we feel like they're unfairly
Speaker 5: villainized because someone says that one hundred percent of the
Speaker 5: scientists at big pharm a company is absolutely wants to
Speaker 5: develop the most effective drug that cures every disease, But
Speaker 5: the evil people are the corporate ones responsible for the
Speaker 5: pricing of it.
Speaker 4: They want to develop drugs.
Speaker 5: But the another one is HR workers, they are unfairly villainized.
Speaker 5: I don't agree with that. I feel like we all
Speaker 5: love the HR people, right, I have.
Speaker 2: No problem with them.
Speaker 1: I guess the same people that have problems with cops
Speaker 1: usually the ones that they don't get along with cops
Speaker 1: because you're breaking the law.
Speaker 5: Unfairly villainize our teachers because parents are super rough on them.
Speaker 4: And it's so true.
Speaker 5: When you talk to a teacher, it's like they're doing
Speaker 5: everything they can and the parents like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but my kid would never do that.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Teachers are my favorite people, and I feel like we
Speaker 6: should give them more credit.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, social workers are another occupation that's unfairly villainized because
Speaker 5: they can anger people because of some aspects of their job,
Speaker 5: but like they're also trying to make sure that people
Speaker 5: are on the right path.
Speaker 4: And doing what's right. Right, Yeah, exactly, and we'll just.
Speaker 5: Do one more, which I feel like I kind of
Speaker 5: agree with. But it's defense attorneys, Like how much do
Speaker 5: you think, Like, like, if someone wanted to date me
Speaker 5: and they told me they're the defense attorney, they're on
Speaker 5: the defense side, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, because you're defending murderers. I agree.
Speaker 1: And not only that, I mean, there's such a thing
Speaker 1: as a vigorous defense, and we're all entitled to a
Speaker 1: vigorous defense. But some defense attorneys they will lie. They
Speaker 1: know their client is guilty, but they'll blame his brother
Speaker 1: even when they know the brother didn't do it. And
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I know, you get to create doubt.
Speaker 1: But I could never be a defense attorney because it'd
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, so this guy did this horrible thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm my job is to keep him out of prison,
Speaker 1: and a win for me is a guilty person being free.
Speaker 1: That's not a wine. I mean, I guess I'm glad
Speaker 1: that defense attorneys. If you're wrongly accused, I would want
Speaker 1: an attorney. But for somebody who's really done. You get
Speaker 1: the idea, right, I.
Speaker 6: Would stand up and be like, yeah he did it, Yeah,
Speaker 6: and I would just be in it for the suits.
Speaker 4: I'd want to wear some nice.
Speaker 2: Suits, yes, get that right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift's mom, Andrea Swift, is gushing over Travis kelce
Speaker 6: in the new trailer for the Taylor Swift new documentary
Speaker 6: docuseries The End of an Era, and she said Travis
Speaker 6: Kelcey brings a lot of happiness to apparently all of
Speaker 6: the Swift's lives. But she's kind of rarely heard from
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift's mom, so everyone's kind of gushing over seeing.
Speaker 4: Her as well in the docuseries.
Speaker 2: When does that come out? We know that's a great question.
Speaker 2: Fourteen number fourteen. What's what's the platform? Is it a theater?
Speaker 2: Is oldlus Disney plus Disney plus? Okay, got it?
Speaker 3: And we'll have audio of that trailer because it just
Speaker 3: came out on Good Morning to America, like this morning.
Speaker 3: No nice, we'll have it next hour. I've got my
Speaker 3: pulse figure on the pulse. I got an update about
Speaker 3: I guess the Roho thing. Somebody texted and said they
Speaker 3: ultimately heard that the Maple Grove location was too small,
Speaker 3: and they and the one at Saint Louis Park is
Speaker 3: already small, agreed. So they were having trouble turning tables
Speaker 3: fast enough for customers, So I think they need a
Speaker 3: bigger space.
Speaker 2: I think it's true.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine she went with her husband the
Speaker 1: other day to the che Cheese over here behind the
Speaker 1: radio station in Saint Louis Park, and she said that
Speaker 1: the wait was something like an hour and a half
Speaker 1: because they can't turn the tables quickly enough, and so
Speaker 1: she went to the local, which is I mean great.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the local, but I think that people, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. Chee Cheese is modestly good
Speaker 1: in authentic Mexican food, But there's something that makes us
Speaker 1: want to get into a place that's hard to get
Speaker 1: into if you want real authentic Mexican food.
Speaker 2: What's that place we went over in Saint.
Speaker 5: Paul, Oh my gosh, Alberta Marcardo No no.
Speaker 2: Bogechica.
Speaker 1: And then there's Lacuca Racha over on Great and those
Speaker 1: are authentic. I mean Virginia's like you can tell it's
Speaker 1: authentic because it's not what you're expecting. Like the chips
Speaker 1: and salsa over at Kukaracha, they are not what you expect.
Speaker 1: They're not what you get at Roho or Chee Cheese.
Speaker 1: They're more authentic. Jealous, Yeah, I know Dolly Partners talking
Speaker 1: about her legacy and turning eighty years old.
Speaker 11: I don't try to be anything different than who I am,
Speaker 11: and try to be who I am. And I've always
Speaker 11: said the one thing you could say about me is
Speaker 11: I'm a very professional Dolly Parton. I don't try to
Speaker 11: tell other people how to do, how to be. I
Speaker 11: just hope that everything I've done it will last, and
Speaker 11: then we'll do some good.
Speaker 2: We got to give out cats EI tickets.
Speaker 1: Oh we do get to give out tech cats II tickets. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Let's do that right now. We're
Speaker 1: gonna make it easy on you to call in. Just
Speaker 1: call in and we'd be we'd love to get your
Speaker 1: cats eie tickets. Shows coming up Saturday night at the Armorne.
Speaker 2: Make it a night.
Speaker 1: Maybe stop by the West End and go to Chee Cheese,
Speaker 1: or maybe go to the local or wherever's downtown and
Speaker 1: then go see Catside the way we're gonna do this,
Speaker 1: no contests, no jump through, any hoops, no trivia. We're
Speaker 1: gonna look for an enthusiastic caller, no particular number caller.
Speaker 1: If you're enthusiastic and you really want to go, we'll
Speaker 1: be able to hear it in your voice. So if
Speaker 1: you want to go, call me at sixty five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine KDWB. We'll just grab a Randoh, enthusiastic
Speaker 1: caller at sixty five one nine eight nine KDWB. Dave
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Speaker 2: We'll be