1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Somebody texted during the radio show this morning, said, 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: what's the address for the Minnesota Goodbye? And it's funny 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 1: because we always give it at the end of the podcast, 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: but never at the beginning. And I know that there 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: is definitely a pattern of people who will listen to 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: the first part of a podcast but not all the 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,319 Speaker 1: way through the end. So the address to get on 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye is Ryan's show at KADIWB dot com. 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: And if we read your email, and we've never read 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: an email from you before, and you want a staff 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: writer sticker, it's an attractive little sticker. 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: It is. 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: It's a round, it's about the size of the pall 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: me your hand or a little bit smaller, and it 15 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: says official staff writer Minnesota Goodbye. Stick it on your yetty. 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, put that on your resume too, because you're a 17 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 3: staff writer. 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: We do have an email to start things off, a 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 1: couple of emails at Ryans show at KATWB dot com. 20 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 1: Hello there, morning show crew. By the way, Jenny's presenting 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: down the hall, so she's not on what is she 22 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: presenting about media? 23 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: About social media something? 24 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 3: She might come in at some point, but I don't 25 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 3: know okay, she might get asked a lot of questions. 26 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 2: Uh. 27 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: Hearing the rant about people assuming you're pregnant reminded me 28 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: of a time that happened to me. For context, my 29 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: kids are two and four and this happened within the 30 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: last month. I walked into a small wedding that served 31 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: champagne before the ceremony, and the server Tanya handed one 32 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: to my husband and then said, I have sparkling juice 33 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: for you. Oh, And I responded with nope, I'm just fat, 34 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: and she says, oh girl, I got you, and she 35 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: handed me champagne. She came over a few minutes later 36 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: to refill my glass and nobody else's. Tanya hooked me 37 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: up with the entire night. My glass was never empty 38 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: from that point forward. She gave me the extras of 39 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: the best apps, and she even showed me the best 40 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,199 Speaker 1: bathroom to use. She definitely turned a faux pas into 41 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: a great night for me. Enjoy your day, all right, 42 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: from Cali. 43 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 2: That's cute. 44 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 3: I do like that she was just like, Nope, just fat, 45 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 3: because that's that's the kind of response you always want 46 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 3: to give when somebody says make the comment about the 47 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 3: way you look and you're like, Oh, let's turn it 48 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: around and make it weird for you. 49 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about this the other day on 50 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: the show, like What Stuck with You? And I had 51 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: talked about when I was in about fifth grade. My 52 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: best friend's older sister said I had a snoopy belly, 53 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: and it didn't really bother me because it's kind of true. 54 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm sway back and I don't stand up straight. I 55 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: don't put my shoulders back. I kind of leaned back 56 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: like this, and it looks like but I've always remembered that. 57 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: So we did What Stuck with You? Nate writes in 58 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: I was wondering if you had any resolution to your 59 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: Paul McCartney ticket situation. Really quick story. We paid a 60 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: lot of money for our tickets. They screwed them up somehow, 61 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 1: and they sat us in a section where I'm all 62 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: but positive they ripped us off. They didn't mean to, 63 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: but they gave us tickets in a okay section. When 64 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: we played, paid for the best seats in the house, 65 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: and they gave us a wristband which allowed us on 66 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: the floor. But we were not on the floor and 67 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: the people around us did not have wristbands, so Nate 68 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: goes on to say, if it happened to me, I 69 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: don't know if I would have been able to enjoy 70 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: the content, Sir, I'd just be constantly thinking about how 71 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: I paid top dollar for tickets and got downgraded. I'm 72 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: also curious how helpful or unhelpful Ticketmaster or US Bank 73 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: Stadium wasn't dealing with this. You know what, Thanks for 74 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: the reminder. I'm going to write myself a note. The 75 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: reason I haven't done anything is because I'm almost certain 76 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: they won't be able to help me. Yeah. It was 77 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: when we got our seats. I mean, we were so excited. 78 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: I always bring binoculars to a concert because I want 79 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: to see Yeah, and this time I didn't because I 80 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: thought he's going to be right there. And when we 81 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: got our seats, I was like, are you kidding? Fuck? 82 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: But then I thought I'm not going to let this 83 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: ruin the experience. What I should have done, and I 84 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: don't know why I didn't, was get up and go 85 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: back and say this is not right. But I sat 86 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: there like a dumb ass and didn't do anything about it. 87 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 3: I wonder if you did have access to the floor, 88 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 3: but they didn't explain how your access to the floor worked, 89 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 3: so like you never got to enjoy that part, you know, 90 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 3: because why give you a risk? 91 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 2: Bar, I don't know, you know, that's what I There's. 92 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: One woman in particular that I know that she she 93 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: was the one who fucked it up. And I remember 94 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: because we went to the box office blah blah blah 95 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: because our tickets wouldn't scan blah blah blah, and the 96 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: guy at the box office didn't know, so he went 97 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: and got a supervisor, and then she went and got 98 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: us the wrong tickets and a wristband to get on 99 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: the floor. Yeah, so Nate, I appreciate it. Yeah, we 100 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,559 Speaker 1: tried not to let it bother us, but it it did. 101 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: Because we're not talking about one hundred dollars difference. We're 102 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: talking about about a fifteen hundred dollars indifference price yeh 103 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 1: each each each Bailey. So we probably lost about three 104 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: thousand dollars in that whole concert. 105 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: Geez. 106 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: But it was Paul McCartney. 107 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 2: And Paul McCartney you love him. 108 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: So we were talking about because we looked at the 109 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: email stack here and there's really not a lot and 110 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: some days that's just how it is. So we thought, well, 111 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: what else can we talk about. We're going to talk 112 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: about Bailey's Hinge experience. 113 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm great. 114 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 3: I'm so excited, so as I mean, you don't have 115 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 3: a lot to relate to this, unfortunately, David. I'm sorry 116 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 3: you've never had to navigate the healscape that is Hinge. 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 3: So here's some fun facts about Hinge. You can only 118 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 3: have eight unanswered messages in your inbox, and then they 119 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 3: stop letting boys message you if you don't message them back, So. 120 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: That means you're not participating, you're not interacting, so hey stop. 121 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 3: But if you have a bunch of conversations going, you 122 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 3: just have to keep up all of these different conversations. 123 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 3: And I've mentioned this before, but some of these dudes 124 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 3: I'm getting like I have to scroll up and remind 125 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 3: myself what it is that we were talking about right now. 126 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 3: My favorite ones are Eric and Sam. Those are my 127 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 3: two favorites because I keep I'm pretty good at finding 128 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 3: out information about these people because all you're given is 129 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 3: their first name, and then you can find out like 130 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 3: what they do for a living, and then I just 131 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 3: go through their pictures and see if I can find 132 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 3: any like discerning information about their job based on pictures 133 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 3: because like I realize because some people are like that's 134 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 3: you're looking for something bad about them. No, I'm just 135 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 3: trying to learn more about them. That doesn't tell me 136 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 3: anything on their profile. Like some of these people too, 137 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 3: Like one guy is super active on Twitter, but he's 138 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 3: always in fights, Like he's in political fights on Twitter, 139 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 3: and I don't really want to date somebody who's in 140 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 3: political fights on Twitter, which he does not have in 141 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 3: his profile, so like of course he doesn't have that 142 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 3: in his profile, Like I'm a really heated dude on Twitter, 143 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 3: Like who I'm a hard pass on that. So yeah, 144 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 3: I'm just having random conversations. And then we're also supposed 145 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 3: to be waiting. When I say we, I mean women, 146 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 3: you're supposed to wait for them to ask you out, 147 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 3: like ask you to go through something. 148 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: Why, I don't know. Is that a rule? Unhinge? 149 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 3: I think that's you know, the quote unquote game is 150 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 3: that you wait for them to ask you out. 151 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: Well, then why go against the grain and be somebody 152 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 1: who asked them out? I know, well, you are a 153 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 1: strong independent woman, I act like. 154 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 3: What I'm trying my Well, then they'll like go like 155 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 3: days without talking to you. So you're like, oh, okay, well, 156 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 3: good thing I didn't ask you out because you clearly 157 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 3: don't care. 158 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: I don't write to a guy and say, hey, want 159 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: to get lucky, meets you Cariboo. 160 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 2: Want to get lucky. 161 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll think that's funny. 162 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 2: No, we won't. He'll think he's going to get some 163 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 2: I don't know. 164 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: Then maybe he's going to get something. No, listen, you 165 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: sneak into the bathroom. CAB's been nothing's been easier. Really, 166 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: you go into the bathroom of Cariboo, you like, have 167 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: him lean over the sink, and you just give it 168 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: to him. Give it, give it to him over the sink. 169 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: I did give it. Boom but boom but boom. Well. 170 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 3: I sat next to a like sort of a friend 171 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 3: acquaintance kind of person yesterday at this movie that I 172 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 3: went to go see because our friend directed it, and 173 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 3: he was telling me that he just broke up with 174 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 3: his girlfriend not that long ago of like four years, and. 175 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 2: He's sad about it. 176 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, and we're here, we're here, we 177 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 3: are sitting together and sharing popcorn. 178 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: Take him to the Cariboo. I could take him the 179 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: carend him over the sink and give it to him. 180 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: I boom boom ba boomy. 181 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 2: Write that down, all right, wrote it down. 182 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: But bend him over the sinker. Boom boom boom both. 183 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 2: The sink boom boom boom bom boom bomb. 184 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 1: Anyway, we had a really interesting conversation on the show 185 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: this morning, and we kept it as you know, I mean, 186 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,679 Speaker 1: it was adult, but we tried not to make it dirty. 187 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: It was a woman who wrote in and she said, 188 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: her new boyfriend checks all the boxes, but he's really 189 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: bad at sex. Everything from he treats her boobs like 190 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: a squeeze ball as stress ball, he's finished really quick, 191 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: he doesn't go downtown, he doesn't do this, he doesn't 192 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: do that. And it's like we were just kind of 193 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: like baffled. Baffled that's the perfect word. How can an 194 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: adult be so clueless? You know, when it comes to sex, 195 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: when you're new at it, you don't really know what 196 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: you're doing. It's trial and error. But I think most 197 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:54,319 Speaker 1: people want to please their partner because they get a 198 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: lot of enjoyment out of seeing that partner having a 199 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 1: great time. There's nothing more boring than looking down at 200 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: somebody who's like going I think I had a girl, 201 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: Rita Rita one set something like can you hurry up? 202 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: And I was like wow, really wow? 203 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, how long had it been? An hour and a half? 204 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 3: Because then I understand with Rita. 205 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: I don't remember well, I mean maybe fifteen minutes or 206 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:16,719 Speaker 1: something like that. 207 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but an hour and a half, yeah, get 208 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 2: it over. 209 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: Well it always cracked me up. But I was living 210 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: that song the other day, wet like the rain, Yes, 211 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: And it's all about this inexperienced guy that knows nothing 212 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: about sex talking about I want to make love to 213 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: you all night long. And it was based on like 214 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: all the like the the H R and B songs 215 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,679 Speaker 1: of the early to mid nineties. Yeah, of some guy 216 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: who's twenty two years old talking about how he's the 217 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: best you're gonna ever have and we're going to make 218 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,559 Speaker 1: love all night long. And it's like, no, nobody wants 219 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 1: to make love all night long. You get sore, you 220 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: get dried up, you get spent, you're sweaty, you got 221 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: a cramp in your hip because your leg has been 222 00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:00,599 Speaker 1: behind your neck the entire night. So yeah, but I 223 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 1: think some guys think, well, like I heard that. I 224 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 1: remember when I was in probably high school or college. 225 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: I was reading Penthouse Forum. Do you know what Penthouse 226 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: Forum is? 227 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 2: I assume it's a boob magazine, but you were reading 228 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 2: it for the articles. 229 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: A you write in. It's probably not around anymore. You 230 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 1: would write in about your sexual experience. I never thought 231 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,640 Speaker 1: anything like this would happen to me, but I was 232 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: at a tennis tournament and three tennis coaches all came 233 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: on to me. We had a big four way naked pile, 234 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: So you write it. And somebody wrote in and they 235 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: said this, and I always remembered it. They said, if 236 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: she ever starts acting like it's feeling good, don't go 237 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: faster because a guy will be like, oh, it's working, 238 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: she's getting excited. 239 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 2: I'm going to go faster, and then you ruin it. 240 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,719 Speaker 1: And then you ruin it because what she's telling you 241 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 1: is she's really enjoying what you're doing right now. I'll 242 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: just wrap up by saying, if you want to go 243 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: back and listen to that part of the show, it 244 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,959 Speaker 1: was around eight o'clock on Tuesday morning, Yes, and it 245 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,080 Speaker 1: was really interesting. We try not to make it too dirty. 246 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: Her big question was, you know the sex is not 247 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: good will the relationship survive even without good sack. 248 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, is that a deal breaker? And we had a 249 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 2: lot of people way in. 250 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 1: So yeah, it was really interesting. So I'm not bringing 251 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: this up on the air because I mean I could. 252 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 1: I just have not, and I don't know if I will. 253 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 1: But my brother. I have one brother. He's my only brother. 254 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: We were quite close when we were kids. He was 255 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 1: a very good big brother, five years older than me. 256 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: Always had time. I'm gonna get choked up a little bit. 257 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: He always had time. He didn't die, by the way, 258 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,560 Speaker 1: in case you're wondering, he always had time to play 259 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: hot wheels or he taught me how to throw a baseball. 260 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 1: He taught me how to throw a football. We'd go 261 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: out in the yard and he was like, you know, 262 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 1: too big. I was like, you know, probably nine years 263 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: old and he would have been fourteen. And you know 264 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,319 Speaker 1: he played football with me and you know, hot wheels 265 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: and all that shit. Yeah, and he was a really good, gentle, kind, 266 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: sweet big brother. And you know, we get older and 267 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,679 Speaker 1: you move and you don't really stay in touch like 268 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: you used to. And we still talk once every couple 269 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: of months or so, and you know, we'll laugh about 270 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 1: the things mom and dad used to do or say, 271 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: I remember the time mom and dad did this, and 272 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: you know, what are you up to house the kids? 273 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,319 Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Well, his wife had been sick for 274 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: about ten years, and long story short, she died rather 275 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: suddenly on Sunday afternoon. And I'm just my heart just 276 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,679 Speaker 1: breaks for him. Yeah, because you know, he's got two 277 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: grown kids. One lives about one hundred miles away, one 278 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: lives a couple one thousand miles away. Wow, and he'll 279 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: be all alone now. 280 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 281 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: And he's still quite young, he's only about sixty five 282 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: ish or so, and so he and I just feel 283 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,319 Speaker 1: so bad for him. Yeah, And it's like this is 284 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: the person they've been married for forty six forty five years. 285 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 3: I know. That always makes me so sad because it's like, yes, 286 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 3: I can see like the value in being with someone. 287 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,800 Speaker 3: I always think the same thing with like oh, if 288 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,839 Speaker 3: I'm making a commitment to you know, I'm going to 289 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 3: buy this cat, but the cat's going to die someday, 290 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 3: or like I want to get married, but my wife 291 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 3: might die someday. And it's just like it's so sad 292 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 3: because it makes you, I don't know, being I mean him, 293 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 3: the thought of him being alone. Like anytime I see 294 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,079 Speaker 3: just like one little old man sitting at a table alone, 295 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,679 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I wonder what happened? 296 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it makes me so sad. We 297 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,319 Speaker 1: were in Arlington, Minnesota, and there's a I think we 298 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: rode the motorcycles out. There's a restaurant called Arlington House 299 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: and it's a great little place and it's where it's 300 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: like the local restaurant. Yeah, the locals come in. And 301 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: we were out there year or two ago and there's 302 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: a old man, I mean old, like eighty five years old, 303 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 1: eating at a booth by himself, and I thought, I'm 304 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: sure the story is him and his wife lived in Arlington, 305 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,679 Speaker 1: are around here for years and years, married when they 306 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 1: were twenty. Kids are grown or gone or whatever, and 307 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: his wife is gone, so he doesn't cook for himself. 308 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: He comes down to the Arlington House. Yeah, and I 309 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: was just sad. But you know, when that's true, it's 310 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: like when you buy a dog or a cat. You 311 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: got years and years ahead of you, so it's worth it. 312 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 3: It's totally so it's worth it, you know, finding someone 313 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 3: you love and getting married versus being like, well, one 314 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 3: day they'll die. 315 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 2: But you always have that little, that little thought in 316 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 2: your brain like, well why bother when someday they're going 317 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 2: to be gone? 318 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 3: You know? 319 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, But I would never do that with Bernie. I 320 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: mean I had the heartbreak of losing my little doggy Josie. 321 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: She was my buddy. She was like us for sixteen years. 322 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 1: And then you know, Bernie is three, and I don't 323 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: look so far down the road exactly has to be like, oh, 324 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: he's gonna die in ten years. I just love my 325 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: Bernie boy the way he is now. Love what you 326 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: have while you have it, you know, but you do 327 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 1: you look at you know, you look at like you know, 328 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: you get to a certain age and more people start dying. Yeah, 329 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: and I've seen a lot of people like Paddy Birts 330 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: died a couple of years ago. He was a big 331 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: guy on our show for years, and of some other 332 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: people that have been on KWB have died. And you know, 333 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: you start looking around going, oh God, they're falling, Like 334 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: what is that like stalks of corn in a harvest? 335 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: It is like Jesus Chase anyway, like flies? 336 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 2: Isn't that what it is? 337 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? Should I I'm sending my brother flowers. Yeah, I'm 338 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: going to send him a door Dash gift card. Also, 339 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: is that a weird thing to send him? Trying to 340 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: think of, like, you know, send candles. 341 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 2: In a you Does he know how to use Dash? 342 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 1: Oh he's pretty savvy. 343 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, so then yeah, I think that's normal. Are you 344 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 2: going there for like a funeral? 345 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if there is one yet, but I 346 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: probably should go there. He's only in Omaha four hours away. Yeah, 347 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: so I should go and maybe spend a night or something. 348 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, just to hang out with your brother. 349 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well, anyway, on a happier note. On a 350 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: happier note, it's Justin Guarini's birthday today. Oh happy, just 351 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: forty seven years old to that, so young. I still 352 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: remember on American Idol. I think what lost it for 353 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: him was this. It was him and Kelly Clarkson, they 354 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: were the two finalists and Simon was criticizing Justin Guarini 355 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 1: had come out and sang a song and it did 356 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: and then afterward they remember they'd go through and Paula, 357 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: Randy and Simon would each give a critique and Simon 358 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,600 Speaker 1: was like, you know, I thought you were a little pitchy. 359 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: And bab blah blah blah blah, and Justin said to Simon, 360 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: he goes, I appreciate that, I really do. But then 361 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: he just gestured out to the crowd and he said, 362 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: but what do you guys think? 363 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 2: I remember that? Do you? I remember that? Yeah? And 364 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 2: that was a really bad look. 365 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 1: It was a really bad look. And I think if 366 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: anything cost Justin Guarini American Idol, it was that moment 367 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: by discounting what Simon said, yeah, and then saying, yeah, 368 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: but what do you guys think? And of course all 369 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: the girls went yes. 370 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 3: I think what did him in is that he was 371 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 3: up against Kelly Clarkson and Kelly clark like a legend. 372 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,120 Speaker 1: And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye Ryan Show 373 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: at KDWB dot com.