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Speaker 2: Allen Cox from the Allen Cox Show. I don't know

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Computers are having full on help one. That's all right. Hey,

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Speaker 4: If this works. My name's Alan Cox. Welcome hither Oh gosh.

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Speaker 4: Someone resembling Rob Anthony is here too.

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Speaker 2: What's up man?

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Speaker 4: He was out yesterday laid up boy. Oh yeah, people

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Speaker 4: were worried.

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Speaker 2: But you know what. Jess is back in studio. G

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Speaker 2: by the way, Hi, how you feeling.

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Speaker 4: Oh grand, well, and this is always what happens. And

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Speaker 4: every time we take a couple of weeks off at

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Speaker 4: the end of the year for the holidays, my biggest

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Speaker 4: concern is that I'm going to get sick just in

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Speaker 4: time to come back to work. Except you and I

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Speaker 4: were talking about this, Rob, We didn't really do that

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to find the smoking gun. Who can

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Speaker 3: I blame for this illness? I can't nobody.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do anything because I coughed in your mouth. Gross.

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Speaker 4: Although even if you were able to determine patient zero.

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't change anything. Yeah it would.

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Speaker 4: It would oh yeah, oh know who to hate. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it wouldn't make you less sick. No, that's true.

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Speaker 3: But I would have an outlet for my frustration.

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Speaker 2: So I apologize for missing yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I just I was peterrified of driving in with the

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Speaker 4: Try to keep my head aflow. No, I understand, the honest, Well,

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Speaker 4: and the last thing you want to do. It's one

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Speaker 4: to work. Yeah, you know, we have to like actively

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Speaker 4: be engaged for four hours. You know we're gonna talk

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Speaker 2: And all that. So it's been anyway.

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Speaker 4: I feel great, you look Thank you for asking. I

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Speaker 4: don't feel great. I never feel great, of course, but

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Speaker 2: Rob. That's the It's better to look good than to

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Speaker 4: A lot of people take umbrage with me when I

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Speaker 4: to the world. They don't care how you feel. Try

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Speaker 4: telling somebody how you feel. If you're not paying them

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Speaker 4: one hundred and seventy five bucks an hour. Try telling

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Speaker 4: somebody how you feel. Their eyes glaze over about fifteen

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Speaker 2: They don't care that long. Huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you must be better at it than me, because

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Speaker 2: I try it again.

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Speaker 4: I like to listen to here where people are coming from,

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Speaker 4: and you know it's a I like to what did

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Speaker 4: we learned the other day in that big meeting.

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Speaker 9: Rob.

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Speaker 4: There are no solutions, there are only trade offs. There's

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Speaker 4: a nihilistic worldview for you.

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Speaker 3: See, there's something you learned that I did not. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I didn't even catch that slide. So he tells you

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Speaker 4: Our big, big all call staff meeting on Monday are

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Speaker 4: Perhaps that's a maybe that's like a twenty first century

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Speaker 4: Like we're all awash and like tech mantras and you know,

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Speaker 2: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if it's yelled, just so much

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Speaker 4: And you know, not only that, then for future reference,

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Speaker 4: Well, the one thing that bummed me out, and I

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Speaker 4: Fitzimmons was going to be an our buddy, fitz Dog

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Speaker 4: was coming in because he's doing the weekend at Hilarities.

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Speaker 4: He was kind enough to agree to let me bump

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Speaker 2: But I love Greg fitz Simmons.

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Speaker 4: I have started to also get a lot of email

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Speaker 4: from people, and even though we might have poked fun

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Speaker 4: speaking of corporate mantras here at iHeartMedia, even though we

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Speaker 4: have should I say, gently poked at this guaranteed human thing,

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Speaker 4: I've started to get a lot of email from people

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Speaker 2: Yes above their names.

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Speaker 4: And I do appreciate that because that was we were

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Speaker 4: listeners have started to send me that they are guaranteed

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Speaker 2: But isn't guaranteed human.

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Speaker 3: Exactly what you would put in an email if you

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, now you've broken my brain here. I

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Speaker 4: was just they're leading me down the Primrose Path, rob,

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Speaker 4: and now you've told me that, Yeah, you've become so

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Speaker 3: Of course I'm human. The hell do you think click

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Speaker 4: Well, it's funny because you and I were talking about,

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean. No one cares anymore when I.

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Speaker 3: Say, like multiple people have now had to see that

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Speaker 4: Also, though, too, is they say that your brain does

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Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, manage net is.

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Speaker 2: Not the word. Manage net management is not the word.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, we hear from a lot of guaranteed human people,

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Speaker 4: and thank you Alan, the two groups that never fail

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Speaker 4: to sign their emails. Guaranteed human. I heard employees and

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Speaker 4: human traffickers. All right, well listen, congratulas. See hey you

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Speaker 4: got it. Know what you're paying for, right, that's the

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Speaker 2: It's been.

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Speaker 4: Oh hey, look I got an email here from one

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Speaker 4: Mario Lopez. Oh good, and he's got some information for it.

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Speaker 2: Lopez. Back to school.

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Speaker 4: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

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Speaker 4: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

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Speaker 4: She doesn't know because she doesn't look at them because.

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Speaker 4: You have a thousand text messages and eighty unread texts?

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Speaker 4: But you have to imagine that all those people texting

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Speaker 2: Hey? Where are you? Hey?

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Speaker 4: Are they junk texts? Are they people you know? I think? Well,

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, is there do you see texts?

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Speaker 4: Genuinely, if somebody was like, hey, uncle Fester died, you

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Speaker 2: Is that what it is? If it's really important, they

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Speaker 4: Least that I understand that notion. I don't want people

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Speaker 4: They'd call me, You'll read it and then I'll forget. Well,

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Speaker 4: I just like to be timely with all of my communication,

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Speaker 2: I like to be timely.

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Speaker 4: You figure that we all have this immediate and you

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying that, Rob, you and I are in

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Speaker 4: Yes, Well, we're entertaining and exciting people to have conversations

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that you want to get me to glaze over,

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Speaker 4: I try to pay more attention to things that aren't

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Speaker 4: stuff that I'm interested in. Of course I'm going to

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Speaker 4: But if you don't pay attention, then you definitely okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm here, I'm physically here, I'm taking my time.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that. I don't.

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Speaker 4: I do not understand it. Doesn't that take up memory

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Speaker 4: but like I can't take another picture because I don't

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Speaker 4: I didn't even know room on phones was like a

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Speaker 2: well she's got a kid, Rob, all those pictures are

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say she's she's got so many unread

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Speaker 4: If I'm taking screen grabs, or I'm posting something on

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Speaker 4: I like a clean, clean, lean, mean machine.

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Speaker 2: That's what I like.

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Speaker 4: mind goes, well, I'm gonna go back through those thousand texts, right,

443
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 4: So Jess isn't gonna do that, nor would you expect

444
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:39,439
Speaker 4: her to.

445
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 10: And then my photos, like I'll have the same photo

446
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 10: of like my kid, for example, It's like this same

447
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,200
Speaker 10: photo nine times, and I'm like, I can't delete any

448
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 10: of them.

449
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 4: Uh huh because something's a little different. Yeah, yeah, that'll

450
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 4: go away.

451
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

452
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 10: I look back at some of his newborn pictures and

453
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, what was I thinking?

454
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: You look scary.

455
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 3: I went to my tattoo guy when we first had

456
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 3: my first daughter, and I brought that you know, newborn

457
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 3: yeah photo.

458
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 2: I brought it into him.

459
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 3: I handed it to him and I said, hey, man,

460
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 3: I want to put this on the inside of my arm.

461
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,919
Speaker 2: And he goes, yah, yeah, I'm not doing that. No

462
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 2: I don't.

463
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 3: And I said why and he goes, because you think

464
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 3: that's the cutest thing you've ever seen? He goes, I've

465
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 3: seen a lot of babies and they all look exactly

466
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, he goes, that's not your kid. Wait

467
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 3: a little while, then do it. Yeah, they all look

468
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 3: like pickled beets when they come out. He's like that

469
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 3: you don't you don't want to do that? Yeah, And

470
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 3: I said okay, and he goes, because then people are

471
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 3: gonna think I'm a.

472
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 2: Bad tattoo artist. And I was like, oh, okay.

473
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 4: I showed my daughter a picture of her when she

474
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,959
Speaker 4: came out to shoot, right. She was like five minutes

475
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 4: old when they put her on the side table and

476
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 4: they got a way and all that kind of stuff,

477
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 4: when they just look like a red hot smushed beat

478
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 4: coming out. I showed it to her. I go, that's

479
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 4: what you look like. She was like, oh my god.

480
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 4: You don't even want to look at yourself.

481
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Speaker 3: I mean, you look at the pictures out, Okay, you

482
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 3: can see they're they're kind of cute, but there is

483
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 3: no differentiation from another one. Like you, Like, if you

484
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 3: held the two pictures of my kids side by side,

485
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: the only way I could tell which one was which

486
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 3: was by the color of their hair.

487
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 10: Yeah.

488
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 2: You gotta let them grow into it a little bit.

489
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I still haven't done any portrait

490
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 3: stuff and that I probably will never do.

491
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: I feel like a tattoo of like a face is

492
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 2: very hard. Well you have I don't, but is symmetrical

493
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: or you know bodies.

494
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 10: I feel like you have to get like a really

495
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 10: good artist. Oh yeah, everybody's botched ones. Everybody is blowing

496
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 10: me up about their unread messages.

497
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 3: Now I know people do it. There's two There's literally

498
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 3: two types of people in the world. There's those like

499
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 3: Jess and those like us.

500
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 2: Look at my.

501
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Speaker 4: Phone, same, that's mine too.

502
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Speaker 13: There.

503
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Speaker 4: I have forty one email right now. Yeah, forty one emails.

504
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna go through them, and it's you know.

505
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 3: And if you see the two in the corner, the

506
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 3: two in the corner, that is the program work day, yep.

507
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 3: And both of those things are tasks that iHeart wants

508
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 3: me to do that I won't do and I can't

509
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 3: clear them.

510
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 4: Well, I was gonna say, I don't have any notifications

511
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 4: on my phone set other than text and email, So

512
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 4: I don't get notifications for like Instagram or although other

513
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 4: because it's like I'll see those all the time and

514
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 4: I'll drive me nuts.

515
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 2: So my notifications are all turned off. See.

516
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 4: When I happen to go into those apps, I'll see

517
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 4: if I have messages or whatever.

518
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: I would never check it if I didn't see it.

519
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: So like that.

520
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 3: That reminds me to approve a timesheet or something like that,

521
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

522
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 2: But there's two things in there.

523
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 3: There's like a performance review from seven years ago that

524
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna do, so it just stays with this

525
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 3: alert stays on. So I have those two, but there's

526
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 3: nothing else, and it's not on my main screen.

527
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: I refuse.

528
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 3: Man, If I see an email, I answer it right

529
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 3: away or delete it.

530
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: I have to Alan, I have over thirty six thousand

531
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 4: emails on my phone. I check it multiple times, but

532
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 4: I never delete anything. But why Alan, I have nine

533
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 4: one hundred and two unread emails, one hundred and six

534
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 4: unread text on, thirty three voicemails, and thirty oh man,

535
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 4: why hey, we were just calling you to let you

536
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 4: know that your car is ready. They never called sons

537
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: of bitches. That's the other thing is when people who

538
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 4: don't do that, they still get upset that they never

539
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 4: got a call from somebody. You're like, yeah, we did, dummy,

540
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 4: We called you four weeks ago. Oh I didn't get that. Oh, oh,

541
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 4: I guess I check it. You didn't listen to it,

542
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 4: not that you didn't get it. Oh, I should really

543
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 4: check my email more. Yeah, you think all? And I

544
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 4: have one hundred forty three thousand, seven hundred and eight

545
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 4: unread emails.

546
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: What do be wild?

547
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 4: Just look at your phone and the little notification box

548
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 4: has that number in it.

549
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: But my question is again, why have it?

550
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 9: Then?

551
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 2: Like why why bother?

552
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 3: So is it what you just you have it for

553
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: when you want one particular item, like you're waiting for it.

554
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: Don't get that on fun de Meyer.

555
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, when Erica Luram was on this show, she was like, oh, yeah,

556
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 4: I've got like fifty thousand unready emails or whatever. And

557
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 4: I know for a lot of people it's a lot

558
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 4: of junk mail too. But you can go through delete

559
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 4: it and delete it. You can like mass delete stuff.

560
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 12: You know.

561
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 4: Listen, you gotta you can run your own show, right,

562
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 4: I mean, whatever you want to do with your text emails.

563
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that.

564
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 4: When it gets people are like, oh, I can't take

565
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 4: any more pictures because I have so many emails I

566
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 4: haven't run.

567
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 3: And I just I don't understand it, Like, why just

568
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: delete everything? It takes so long? No, it doesn't, Yes,

569
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 3: select all delete.

570
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, well then I gotta unsubscribe from everything. And I've

571
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 10: done that before, and for some reason, they a lot

572
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Speaker 10: of them.

573
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: I have you have an iPhone? Yeah?

574
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because on iPhone now, when you open up emails,

575
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 4: they show you an unsubscribed button. It used to be

576
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 4: you had to scroll down, and they make it in

577
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 4: like that point do that two point font so you

578
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: can't find it. You know.

579
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: Now iPhone has got the unsubscribed button in there. This

580
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 3: looks like it's form a mailing list unsubscribed. Yes, mm hmm.

581
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Speaker 4: It was this person mom who keeps texting me delete, delete, delete.

582
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Speaker 2: My Mom's another one. I can't.

583
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 4: My sister bought my mom. I guess they determined that

584
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 4: my mom needs a hearing aid. And that's why my

585
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 4: mom has been kind of cranky last couple of times

586
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 4: i've seen her. I guess I didn't really notice because

587
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 4: I'm again I'm the only one that's not like living

588
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 4: there near her or whatever. My sister was texting me

589
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 4: the other night and she goes, so I under duress

590
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 4: got Mom to try to wear a hearing it. Listen,

591
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 4: my mom is there is no bigger proponent of it's

592
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 4: better to look good than to feel good than my mom.

593
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 4: Right appearance is extraordinarily important to my mom. And so

594
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 4: that's why I'm a psycho.

595
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: Right.

596
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 4: But my sister, her follow up was like, I think

597
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 4: it's great for her and blah blah blah, and she's

598
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 4: you can just tell that she's more engaged. And I said,

599
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 4: that's awesome, and she goes, But I just got her

600
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 4: one to kind of get her going, like a training

601
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 4: wheels is one off of Amazon. She's like, I'd really

602
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 4: like to get her some real ones, and she's like,

603
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 4: could you text her? And I said why? And she goes,

604
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 4: because I think you're the only one that like that

605
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 4: she pays attention to. Maybe or maybe at the current moment,

606
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 4: I'm the only leave son who's like speaking to my mom.

607
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell's going on.

608
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 4: There's always some drama going on right in Illinois with

609
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 4: my family. But I said, well, she's gonna know that

610
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 4: you told me to do this.

611
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: Then she goes.

612
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 4: I don't care as long as she's got it's just

613
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: me and my sister talking on text.

614
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: But I told her.

615
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: The trouble is, I said, I will text mom all

616
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 4: the time and she won't text me back for like

617
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 4: two weeks. Oh I just saw this, honey, Like you

618
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 4: just saw this, mom, because you're on your phone a lot.

619
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Speaker 2: That's what I understand.

620
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 4: People go, oh, I just saw this, really, because you're

621
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 4: on your phone.

622
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: All the time. I can relate to that.

623
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 4: I'm on my phone all the time too, But I

624
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: never tell somebody, oh I just saw this?

625
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 2: How did I miss this? Again?

626
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 4: These are not like life earth shattering conversations.

627
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 2: It's just text messages.

628
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 4: To me imply for a lot of people that it's

629
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 4: in the moment and it might be time sensitive. You know,

630
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 4: usually don't get a text from somebody out of the

631
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 4: blue where they just go, what's uh right? People aren't

632
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 4: checking in to see how you're doing. They usually want

633
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 4: something and they need something or blah blah blah. So

634
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 4: I told my sister, I go, I'm happy to text

635
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 4: her and tell her to start rocking the hearing aid,

636
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I won't hear back.

637
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: She won't see it for.

638
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 3: Two weeks, and she's probably getting a lot of texts,

639
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

640
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 4: Like she my mom's seventy eight years old. I mean

641
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 4: she still does things. She has like a business thing

642
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: and all that, so it's like she's actively engaged with

643
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 4: a variety of people. But still I'm like, you know,

644
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 4: we are your kids, so I don't know, but they

645
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 4: the ten thousand emails and the texts and the thing

646
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 4: that would just drive me bu nan yah.

647
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. Oh, I like controlled chaos.

648
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: I'm not like a things are too chaotic in general, right,

649
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 4: I need to control my environment. I might be granted

650
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 4: too much in that direction, but that would just I

651
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 4: would go nuts if I saw that.

652
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 3: It's clearly two different there's no middle ground. No one

653
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: is like I'll get to it when I get to it, right.

654
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: It's it's either you handle it right away and have

655
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 3: zero notifications on your phone or you're just like it's

656
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: it's one of those two things.

657
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen, it's working for her.

658
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, somewhat somewhat still here every day. Well,

659
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it clearly like it hasn't caused problems, no,

660
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 4: because otherwise you'd be like, oh, I got it. Oh

661
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 4: there was this one text I got and it was

662
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 4: really important. But it was buried in the sea of

663
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 4: unread texts. I didn't know and blah blah blah.

664
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: There's some I mean, like, I don't know what's going

665
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: on with my phone.

666
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 10: Maybe it just pops up and I just don't read it,

667
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 10: or I scroll past it, or.

668
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

669
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 4: Well, and I will say this, I know what people

670
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 4: are thinking. God damn is this a boring topic? It

671
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 4: absolutely is. But to me it's interesting from the perspective

672
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 4: of like human behavior, how people communicate with each other,

673
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: and how people what's important to them and what's not.

674
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 4: And everybody's got their own way of doing stuff. Rob

675
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 4: and I are clearly way more similar in that way

676
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 4: where if I saw some massive because I have to,

677
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 4: I think that when as far as the notification bubble goes,

678
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 4: when it gets to a certain number, it's just dots, right,

679
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 4: there's no, there's no, it's not a holding a five

680
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 4: digit number up in the notification. You're just gonna I

681
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 4: don't know what you see. What do you see on

682
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: your phone? Just what does the notification bubble say? It

683
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 4: can't fit the whole number right?

684
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 3: For what if you just look at your screen right now,

685
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 3: the notification bubble on your email or your text? Does

686
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 3: it show a number or does it.

687
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: What's the maximum number of digits it can hold? On

688
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 2: my texts? Yeah? Like on your bubble there, Oh, I

689
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: don't know. It just says one two hundred and eighty four.

690
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so probably four digit yea once it gets to

691
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 4: ten thousand.

692
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 10: Oh no, my email's read ten thousand before. But does

693
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 10: it show the whole on the homescreen bubble? Oh, it does,

694
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 10: It'll show the number ten.

695
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: And then like my miss calls is three hundred and

696
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: seventy six, Jesus calls. Is your phone on silent? That's

697
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: the other thing I don't get.

698
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 4: Like my wife's phone is always on silent, So when

699
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: she's like, I can't find my phone, and I would

700
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 4: normally go, do you want me to call your phone?

701
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,479
Speaker 2: You get no because it's on something. Okay, now you're

702
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: gonna get extra quiet and listen for.

703
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 4: The past or no silent meaning nothing, you know. So

704
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 4: I'm like, my phone always has the ringer on or

705
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 4: a thing or you know, because I'm like.

706
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: If I can't find my phone, then I need to

707
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: find a way, you know.

708
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: All right, how many alarms do you have? How many

709
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 4: alarms do it?

710
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: Like I set an alarm for every single minute I have.

711
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 2: I used to have a lot more, but I really

712
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: kind of paired it. Town.

713
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 4: I have five alarms. Okay, they go off through the

714
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 4: day every.

715
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 10: Day, Okay, like for mine, for example, to wake up

716
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 10: in the morning, Like I'll have them said at six

717
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 10: twenty eight, six thirty, six thirty two, six thirty five.

718
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 4: Wait you don't so I'm scared I won't wake up.

719
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 4: I see you don't want to just reach over and

720
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 4: hit My kids do that too. Drives me crazy now.

721
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 10: That I have a kid, Like he'll wake me up,

722
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 10: you know. Yeah he's here at seven am.

723
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: But like he's usually.

724
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 10: Very quiet in the morning. It's very rare that he

725
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 10: starts crying. He's always happy.

726
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: Well that's good. Problemast thing.

727
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jess is like, oh my's going off.

728
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: I gotta get the hell out of here. Hey, somebody

729
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: get that.

730
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 7: It stays on it Allen Cox Show on one hundred

731
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 7: seven call The Alan Cox Show.

732
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: Thanks for turning me on and allowing me to spend

733
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: this time. I hope I can turn you.

734
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 9: One two one six five seven eight one double oh

735
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 9: seven or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.

736
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 4: Does everybody immediately recognize this as the Jackass song?

737
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, But do people know what the song is?

738
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 2: I did at one point. I can't remember the name

739
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: of the band.

740
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 4: It's Corona by the Minute Man the Minute Remember the

741
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 4: Minute Men, Yes, Mike Watt a Minute Men were like

742
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 4: man right out the gate late seventies, early eighties. They

743
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 4: were like the tip of the spear for all those

744
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 4: like indie kind of punk bands out in California doing

745
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 4: their own thing. And this singer was a guy named

746
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 4: what was his name, Dwayne? He went by Dee Boom,

747
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 4: but his name is Dwayne or something like that. And

748
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 4: they were only around for a few years, as important

749
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 4: as they were in kind of the punk scene way

750
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 4: back in the day. Dee Boom died in a car accident,

751
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 4: fears into the band, and then Mike Watt went off

752
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: to do some other stuff. But Corona by the Minute

753
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 4: Men is the song that they use as a theme

754
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 4: song for Jackass. And I was reading that there's going

755
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 4: to be a new Jackass movie. I follow Johnny Knoxville

756
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 4: on Instagram and he was talking about, Hey, Jackass five

757
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 4: is coming, and he's also hosting the reboot of is

758
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 4: it Fear Factor? Yeah, okay, so Johnny Knoxville the reboot

759
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 4: of Fear Factor. But Jackass five is coming, And then

760
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 4: I saw a thing that said Bam is going to

761
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 4: be in Jackass five.

762
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess they all kissed him made up.

763
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 4: Well here's the thing though, because I was like, Jesus,

764
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 4: these guys are all like my age. They're like in

765
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: the mid fifties, aren't they. Isn't Johnny Knoxvie like almost

766
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 4: sixty years old?

767
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: He's he's I guess at mid fifties.

768
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 4: Johnny Knoxville is fifty four years old, so he's like

769
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 4: a couple of months older than me, right.

770
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 2: TJ Clap isn't his name? Seriously? Yeah?

771
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 4: Or PJ Claps Sorry, PJ Clap Johnny Knoxville. Anyway, it

772
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: sounds more like because even wasn't the last Jackass movie

773
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 4: where they it was them kind of overseeing some younger

774
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 4: people that still did Yeah, they did some stuff. So

775
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 4: that's what they were talking about, is that Bam who

776
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 4: has really been on the outs with these guys for

777
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 4: a while because he's had a lot of addiction issues

778
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 4: and he would just flame these other dudes in the

779
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 4: press blah blah blah. He signed a deal to let

780
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 4: his archival footage be used, so he's not gonna do

781
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 4: new stunts for Jackass five. He had They had to

782
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 4: get him to sign a deal to get paid for

783
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 4: the archive footage.

784
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: So that's what it is.

785
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 4: He's gonna make a little bit of money because it

786
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 4: was just a couple of years ago. Bammar Jerr was like,

787
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 4: you couldn't pay me enough money to do Jackass stuff again,

788
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 4: and you go, well until they asked, bro, Yeah, because

789
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 4: Bam has had kind of a tough ride. This is

790
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 4: not a guy who's you know, he's not a wealthy man. Right,

791
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 4: He's back in Philly and he was bumping around for

792
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 4: a while. So the agreement that he signed with the

793
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 4: Jackass guys is they'll cut him a check and then

794
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 4: use his like old footage. Jackass five gonna be out

795
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 4: on June the twenty sixth, but to some degree, he

796
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 4: and Johnny Knoxville, I guess kissed and made up. Well,

797
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 4: he got clean. That was a big part of it, right,

798
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 4: I know that. Well, he got kicked out of the

799
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 4: last movie right there. He's gonna be in Jackass forever.

800
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 4: And they were like, nope. Dennis Miller used to do

801
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: this joke about how the hell do you get kicked

802
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 4: out of Guns n' Roses? And that was kind of

803
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 4: like what I thought they were, Like, they kicked Bam

804
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 4: out of Jackass because he drank too much. I'm like,

805
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 4: how the hell do you get kicked out of Jackass.

806
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 2: For drinking too much? Everybody else gets clean?

807
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 9: Well?

808
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: But I guess it also comes down to if you're

809
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: too loaded to do the stuff you're supposed to do,

810
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 4: if you can keep it together and have fun.

811
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 3: I think it's that, but I also think that there's

812
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 3: there's probably a h those dudes are trying to save

813
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: his life component to it, you know what I mean.

814
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 3: They're like, if yeah, I do, we're not going to

815
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 3: support you and give you more money to continue to ruin.

816
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: Your life, right right, right right? Tough love?

817
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so right, because then you feel like

818
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 4: you're an enabler and you understand that. So Johnny Knoxville

819
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 4: has always been like, look, man, I'm a big fan

820
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 4: of this guy. If he can get it together, we'd

821
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 4: love to have him back. And I guess Bam was

822
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 4: mad and want nothing to do with it. That's usually

823
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 4: the way these things go, too, right, it's just hurt feelings.

824
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 3: Bam never he never to me, And again probably I

825
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: could be in the minority.

826
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: And I love the jackass stuff. I was.

827
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 3: I was in the perfect age for all of that

828
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: stuff when it happened. I never had that warm and

829
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 3: fuzzy like feeling for Bam that I did for the others.

830
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 3: He just always kind of came off like a dude

831
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: I never wanted to be around.

832
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 4: Well, the whole bambit. The most interesting thing about him

833
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 4: was his parents.

834
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, he beat the crap out of his dad.

835
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and like and I get I think,

836
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 3: you know, for him, when Ryan Dunn was killed, that

837
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 3: was like the beginning of the end for him, right,

838
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 3: Like his life just sort of fell apart around it.

839
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 3: And that's sad and tragic and all of that. But

840
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: you know, the other guys had the same thing happen,

841
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, they all lost Ryan done well.

842
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: But also.

843
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 4: Like you know, how like I would go take my

844
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 4: when my older kids were younger, I would take them

845
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 4: to see the Harry Potter movies and I enjoyed those,

846
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 4: but I never read the books.

847
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 2: I don't care. It's same thing with Jackass.

848
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 4: I'll go see the movies, love the movies, never watch

849
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 4: the TV show because I'm like, I don't need the movie.

850
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 4: It's like a good, solid ninety minutes of hilarity. I

851
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 4: can't recall a movie where I laughed out loud as

852
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 4: hall I was crying. I think I had just moved

853
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 4: back home to Chicago to work and Jackass two came out.

854
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I went to the.

855
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 4: Theater to see it with a couple of friends that

856
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 4: I was kind of reconnecting with.

857
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 2: I said, let's go see Jackass two.

858
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 4: And they didn't care. They were female, they didn't care

859
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 4: about jack As. I said, trust me, we'll.

860
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: Go see this. Whatever. I was crying, I was laughing

861
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: so hard in Jacks Too do any of it.

862
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 3: To this day, if I watch episodes that I've seen,

863
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 3: like I've seen every episode of that show, I've seen

864
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 3: all the movies, I will laugh. That opening is the

865
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 3: second one when they did them and they're running like, oh,

866
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 3: like the stuff's blowing up around them and they're in

867
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 3: the shopping cart, and I think that's too Yeah. Whichever

868
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: one starts with the penis Godzilla. That may be the

869
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 3: funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I almost puked.

870
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: I was laughing so hard at that.

871
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's spraying all over and right, wasn't that

872
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: the one there? It was like, it's like the whole

873
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 2: town was built.

874
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: But they but they pull out Yeah, yeah, yeah, and

875
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 4: it's him. It's pons and he's got his paint or

876
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 4: through the through the thing and they're moving it. That

877
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: was the last one that was Jackass forever, was it?

878
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was twenty twenty two, was it really? Yes?

879
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: Boy his way out? Yeah. Yeah. It's all funny, funny stuff.

880
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: But to me, I was like, I get exactly the

881
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: rhine amount of Jackass from those movies. It was never

882
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 4: like appointment television for me to jack two ass. Somebody

883
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 4: said they could, well, I mean, that would have been

884
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 4: all right.

885
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 3: There's also we've watched the clip on this show, the

886
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 3: when they launched the porta potty yeah, on the Bungee

887
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 3: cords that that might be my favorite scene of all

888
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 3: of them.

889
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: Ever. The look on his face when it he's like

890
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 2: it just takes.

891
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 4: Off and oh my god, almighty, I thought Phil mar

892
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 4: Jared died. How was that guy still alive? It just

893
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 4: looked like a walking heart attack.

894
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's still alive.

895
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 4: They're in Philly. Sixty eight years old. Good for him.

896
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 4: I wonder how old he'll be this year.

897
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: Let's see how old is he now? Now this says

898
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: he's sixty eight years old. Hmm. It's a shame he

899
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: didn't ask last year how old he was. He would

900
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: have been sixty seven years.

901
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 14: Got him?

902
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 4: Oh you got me, so next year he would be Well,

903
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 4: this year he'll be sixty nine old.

904
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.

905
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 4: I've got well listen if you listen to us on

906
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 4: the app specific well, let me be more specific, on

907
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 4: the iHeart radio app, not just any app. You can

908
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 4: leave messages for us.

909
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 15: What's up, guys, Welcome back. I was afraid Rob got

910
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 15: arrested finally for disappearing the ducks and glad that wasn't

911
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 15: the case. Yes, footstog a big wet spoosh for me,

912
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 15: so I don't have to on Saturday take these against

913
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 15: Hey Rob, Hey.

914
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 4: We were on best of yesterday because Rob was really

915
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 4: really sick, still not one hundred percent, but I heard

916
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 4: from more than a couple of people. They were like,

917
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 4: did Rob get disappeared? Because he took care of them? Ducks,

918
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 4: except even before we left. Didn't you say that before

919
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 4: we left or maybe when we came back you said

920
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 4: that a huge storm had come through.

921
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I have not.

922
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: I did hear something yesterday while I was home, because

923
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: I haven't been home much during the day, But yesterday

924
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 3: I heard something during the day similar to that, but

925
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 3: it wasn't constant like it normally is. And it looks

926
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: like a giant piece of that structure blew away.

927
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: So I don't know what the deal is. And quite frankly,

928
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 2: I don't care.

929
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 4: It's not your problem. No, it was your problem before

930
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 4: they blew away.

931
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I didn't want your I don't want

932
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 3: anything to have happened to them. I hope that if

933
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 3: they did blow away there, they can fly and found

934
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: a place to live.

935
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: Like that's what I'm hoping, Like, I hope nothing happened

936
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: to them. But you'll celebrate their relocation. Well, I mean

937
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: for as long as I'm going to be there. Yeah?

938
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, houses under agreement. What does that mean? I have

939
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 3: an accepted offer? Oh yeah, thank you.

940
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: Now I have to wait for inspection and appraisal, and then.

941
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 4: Appraisal, as I understand, is when they come and tell

942
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 4: you how amazing your house is.

943
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: Right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't pick it through

944
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: every little part and yeah, so yeah. I mean, as

945
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 3: long as all that stuff goes through, we're we're done,

946
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: all right. I was never part of that. I was working.

947
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 3: My wife did all that stuff. We got a house

948
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: because I didn't care if we had a house. But

949
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: she was like, man, we're kid, We're in the suburbs

950
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: or whatever, you know, ten years ago.

951
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's fine. Whatever you find when

952
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: you like, I don't care. Houses are aspirational.

953
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: They're not, you know, necessarily economic decisions.

954
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 4: All right, Well, good, at least you didn't have to

955
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 4: disclose the ducks duck adjacent.

956
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 3: Well they blew away like two days before all this happens,

957
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, all.

958
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 4: Right, good, well, congratulations, it all works out, Gatzi. I

959
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 4: got some poop news you like, one of our bureau

960
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 4: chiefs in Central PA, specifically York Pennsylvania, that is one

961
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 4: of those parts of the Keystone State where people can't

962
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 4: wait to get the hell out.

963
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: I've talked about this before.

964
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: No shortage of bands from that part of Pennsylvania that

965
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 4: have blown up right poison and live in Fuel, and

966
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 4: you know, countless others have all come, you know, from

967
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 4: that part of Pennsylvania, but the people who stay behind,

968
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 4: the people who were born and raised in York.

969
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: PA Live is another band from that area.

970
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 4: We talked to not long ago about the woman who

971
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 4: got scooped up there because she went in and took

972
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 4: a couple of poops inside the beer cave. You know

973
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 4: how like grocery stores and party stores, they'll have a

974
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 4: beer cave. Right, It's like a giant room that's a refrigerator,

975
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 4: and you walk in there and there's a convenience chain

976
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: there in Pa called Royal Farms, And it was a

977
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 4: while ago that this woman went in and she took

978
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 4: a more than a couple poops inside the beer cave. Now,

979
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 4: let's say you're walking over to the Royal Farm's beer

980
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: cave and you really need something to wet your whistle.

981
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 4: And you walk in and there's a lady and she's

982
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 4: a drop trou and she's squatting and she's clearly hammered.

983
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 4: Is that a good advertisement for the beer cave? Or

984
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 4: do you tip your heel and walk right back there.

985
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 3: I think I would leave, you would leave. I would

986
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 3: be my last day instead beer cave.

987
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 4: But I would think too that the refrigeration aspect of

988
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 4: it might mean that whatever a steamer she leaves won't

989
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 4: be in that state for long.

990
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: That keeps it cools it off quick. Yeah, knock it,

991
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: smacks it right up right, steams for a couple of seconds. Yeah.

992
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 2: Maybe she thought I said bear cave. She was like, oh,

993
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 2: that's a good place to crap. There's a bear crap

994
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: in the cave.

995
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: Crystal Gous forty seven, old enough to know better. She

996
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 4: pleaded no contest. She was sentenced yesterday. Old enough to

997
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 4: know better, old enough to know better.

998
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: It's eighty six.

999
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 8: She was.

1000
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 2: I love this, She was fine.

1001
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 4: I thought that this wouldn't this come with like a

1002
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 4: much bigger fine or something. I mean, I'm so confused

1003
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 4: by the law these days. Right, Maybe our buddy Bill Squire,

1004
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 4: when he finally gets a JD, he'll be able to

1005
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 4: get us hips all this stuff.

1006
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 2: But she was fined seventy five dollars. That can't be right.

1007
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 4: That's actually worth going in for the story and taking

1008
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 4: a dump in the beer cave at Royal Farms.

1009
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 2: There I can say a clean hundred and leave it

1010
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 2: on the counter.

1011
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 4: As I go in, Yeah, find seventy five dollars and

1012
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: ordered to pay eighty dollars to the establishment eighty bucks.

1013
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: Eighty bucks. So she's only in. Is that one hundred

1014
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars?

1015
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 4: Eighty dollars and seventy five dollars. Oh, that's one hundred

1016
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: and five dollars. I can't be right. So seventy five

1017
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 4: minus five that would be seventy plus eighty yeah, plus

1018
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 4: the five you took off. Oh, that's one hundred and

1019
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 4: seventy five. No, that's one hundred and fifty five. Hold on, okay,

1020
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 4: so eighty yeah, you're right.

1021
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty plus eight is sixteen at a zero,

1022
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: that would be one sixty minus five one fifty five.

1023
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 3: Nailed it, Okay, look at me hitting remedial math for

1024
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 3: the first time in my life.

1025
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 4: So she takes a dump in the beer cave, walks

1026
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 4: home because she lives close enough nearby. The person who

1027
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 4: was working there at the Royal Farms called the cops

1028
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 4: and just basically told them like, hey, somebody came in.

1029
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, some lady came in and took a dump on

1030
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: her beer cave.

1031
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 4: I mean, there's a call you don't get every day,

1032
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 4: you know, the York PA police, they're fielding calls like it.

1033
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 4: They didn't put pickles on my burger. I'd like to

1034
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 4: go in and murder everyone.

1035
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: Maybe that eighty dollars is just the bonus for poor

1036
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 3: Janet having to go into the beer cave and scoop

1037
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 3: that thing up. Right, We already gave her fifty, but

1038
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 3: we feel like we should toss her a little bit more.

1039
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 4: Also, by the way, if this is a woman who

1040
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 4: is that they obviously said that she was drunk or whatever,

1041
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: that's not going to be a solid No, you're gonna

1042
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: have to get the mop, not a piece of paper.

1043
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 3: If you're crapping in a beer cave, like you're at

1044
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 3: that state that you have to do that.

1045
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: That's not going to be solid. There's nothing like that's emergency.

1046
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 2: You're you could crap through a screen door.

1047
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 4: She had already, and again this is just a case

1048
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 4: of poor planning, and you have to allow for the

1049
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 4: fact that people in this kind of situation aren't exactly

1050
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 4: in their right mind. However, she had pulled her pants

1051
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 4: down after she had stuffed a bottle of something in

1052
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: her pants, So you think you'd take the dump pants up,

1053
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 4: bottle in pants out the door instead bottle in pants first,

1054
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 4: drop pants and then take the dump.

1055
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 3: Well, see that's because you're thinking about it the wrong way.

1056
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 3: I don't think the bottle in pants was there as

1057
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 3: something she was stealing. I think she was trying to

1058
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 3: use it as a cork.

1059
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 4: I see, well it didn't work. Grab one of those

1060
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 4: airplane bottles. Boop, didn't work. Didn't work. Yeah, nobody saw

1061
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 4: her while she was doing it there. They got back

1062
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 4: there and then they went to the security cam and said, well,

1063
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: there's this lady who went and then we caught her squatting.

1064
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 4: She was charged with open lewdness and criminal mischief. Someone's

1065
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,959
Speaker 4: on record. That's my favorite charge is mischief mischief. Yeah,

1066
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 4: someone sent me a video not long ago. If it's

1067
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 4: something similar.

1068
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: It was like in a store though, and someone did

1069
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 3: they pooped, but it was a solid and it fell

1070
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 3: straight to the ground and they kicked it and it

1071
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 3: just went right underneath.

1072
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 2: Like the the the shops.

1073
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the guy left to be discovered later on. Right,

1074
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 4: that's a professional duke right there. That's somebody who's in

1075
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 4: there doing it profess but not a skit.

1076
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 2: On the floor, not a nothing. This guy's a like,

1077
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: like just a professional. That's intense.

1078
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rob, we've all heard of supermarket sweep, right, have

1079
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 4: you heard of supermarket sheep?

1080
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 7: Rob?

1081
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 4: How about the German grocery store where a shepherd part

1082
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 4: of his flock peeled off and they all went into

1083
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 4: the grocery store and then proceeded to crap all over

1084
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 4: the place and knock stuff off the shelves.

1085
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 2: You don't really need that.

1086
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 4: They put jaunty music underneath it. If you're watching, you'll see.

1087
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 4: I don't know how all of these sheep get out

1088
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 4: of there, but they are all walking into this store

1089
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 4: in Germany, and the door because there's a huge group

1090
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 4: of sheep, the doors don't close right, so they're automatically

1091
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 4: still open. So all of these sheep looks like there's

1092
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 4: maybe twenty five or thirty of them.

1093
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: They are all going into the store.

1094
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 4: There's people hopping up on conveyor belts to get away

1095
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 4: from them. They're knocking stuff over on the shelves, they're crapping.

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Speaker 2: All over the store. The people working there freaking out.

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00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 4: This is like a full on biohazard situation now, So

1098
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 4: they're by the produce just non stop dumps from all.

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00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,919
Speaker 2: Of these sheep, and they finally got them out.

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00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: But the aftermath of this thing, I would think that

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00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 4: you would burn this grocery store to the ground. This

1102
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: goes beyond a beer cave type situation. Excuse us, we're

1103
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 4: looking for the Baano wmms rob on Instagram. Being under

1104
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: the weather in no way impedes his ability to deliver

1105
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 4: prestige content.

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00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: The shepherd who lost these sheep.

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00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 4: There in Germany, the German shepherd, if you will, tried

1108
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 4: to explain and see if you believe what this guy

1109
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: is trying to get over on us.

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Speaker 16: This was NELIHDNT and Wendy Vida Buddy Hare to sind

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00:50:54,120 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 16: the ouseraiser on done Syindivido to freedom, the more hind

1112
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 16: of once one.

1113
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Speaker 4: I mean, do you believe any of that. They didn't

1114
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 4: know where they were going. They thought that they would

1115
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 4: just run into the store. Oh, I got them all back.

1116
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 4: And that guy, you can't believe a word. That guy says, no,

1117
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 4: where was the sheep dog? There was no sheep dog.

1118
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 4: Well he said that he doesn't. He thinks that they

1119
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 4: followed some stray trail of acorns or something. That was

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00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,959
Speaker 4: all I could get out of that. My German's pretty

1121
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 4: rusty rock.

1122
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Speaker 2: The cock Show one two p. Whoops, I already started.

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Speaker 7: The car show is back on seven w.

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Speaker 17: M ms.

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Speaker 4: Two one, five, seven eight one double oh seven or

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Speaker 4: eight hundred and three four eighth one double oh seven.

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Speaker 4: Remember to text me is three five one Alancoxshow dot com.

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00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 4: Want to email me for anything? As we established at

1129
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 4: the top of the show, not one of those emails

1130
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 4: will get past me unread.

1131
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm not chess. I checked my email email.

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00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 4: No, no, no, she's this is a technicality, she goes, I

1133
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 4: checked my email. I know that email is the singular

1134
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 4: and the plural. I bet she's using it in the singular. No,

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00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 4: I didn't get any emails from the company. Oh, you

1136
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 4: might not be on that distribution list yet. Yeah, well

1137
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 4: make sure you're added. Wah, you gotta get on there.

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00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

1139
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 4: I mailed out a bunch of Alan Cox Show stickers

1140
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 4: this morning.

1141
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 2: People will email me.

1142
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 4: Now, I would not think that I would have to

1143
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 4: tell you this, but I will tell you when you

1144
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 4: email me and say, hey, please send me some stickers.

1145
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 4: Include your address, because that.

1146
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 2: Saves me the trouble.

1147
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 4: And again, it's not earth shattering, but it saves me

1148
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 4: the trouble of responding with a dress question.

1149
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 2: Mark what's your address?

1150
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 4: I think people are so excited at the prospect of

1151
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 4: getting an Allencotia sticker that they're you know, it goes

1152
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 4: right out the window. But anyway, I mailed that a

1153
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 4: whole bunch of them this morning. Whether you're a bureau

1154
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 4: chief in another state or you are in the gray

1155
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 4: state of Ohio, I'm happy to send those off to

1156
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 4: you our YouTube channel if you want to watch there

1157
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 4: as well. My mouse has been intermittently just freezing up

1158
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 4: on me. I have two mice over here. One that

1159
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 4: for my two left monitors in the far right here,

1160
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 4: that one has just been intermittently freezing up. Is it

1161
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 4: a USB or is it a battery powered? It's battery powered,

1162
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 4: but battery I just changed battery.

1163
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 2: Well, then that means we're gonna need a computer reboom. No, Well,

1164
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 2: let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I don't know.

1165
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 2: I certainly can't do anything like that mid show, you

1166
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no.

1167
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 4: But in the interest of full disclosure, if something is

1168
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 4: not being handled as quickly as possible around here, it

1169
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 4: might be because I'm in the middle of like a

1170
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:35,479
Speaker 4: frozen situation. Well, I saw a story today that from

1171
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 4: right here in downtown Cleveland that bummed me out a

1172
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 4: little bit because I have a direct connection to it.

1173
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 4: I saw that the downtown Double Tree Hotel is closing

1174
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 4: I think the end of the month, and I don't

1175
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 4: quite understand why. The parent company said that it wasn't

1176
00:54:59,239 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 4: their decision.

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00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 2: Don't know why.

1178
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 4: But the Double Tree right here on Lakeside Avenue, it's

1179
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 4: right next to City Hall, and the company that owns

1180
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 4: it basically told the City of Cleveland, the County of Cahoga,

1181
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 4: and State of Oha a permanent shut down and a

1182
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 4: layoff of all employees by the end of this month.

1183
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 4: They tried to sell the hotel last year to another company.

1184
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 4: No takers, however, and there are sixty six people over

1185
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 4: there who will lose their jobs now, just that alone,

1186
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 4: I want you to think about, right post COVID, think

1187
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,919
Speaker 4: about how many people would have worked their pre COVID. Yeah,

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00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 4: sixty six people total.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't they just work on for that article to have

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00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 2: sixty seven employees robbed?

1191
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 3: That's right, so the newscaster could go I reported sixty

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00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: seven yeah.

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Speaker 5: Ay.

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00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 4: So anyway, they were trying to get somebody to buy it,

1195
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 4: and then they you know, all the legal stuff, they

1196
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 4: terminate their franchise agreement blah blah blah, and they're like,

1197
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 4: we don't have that, we can't operate as a Double

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Speaker 4: Tree hotel.

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Speaker 2: The only thing that we can do is close the hotel.

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00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 4: So in very short order they have told local management

1201
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 4: and the city and all the people who work there

1202
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 4: that were closing. You can't book anything down there after

1203
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 4: January the twenty seventh. Imagine you're staying there on the

1204
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 4: night before they close. I bet you're gonna get top

1205
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 4: knot service over there free for all.

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00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 2: Just tak.

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Speaker 17: Yeah.

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00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 4: It was built in nineteen seventy three. They are three

1209
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 4: hundred and seventy eight rooms. The only reason that jumped

1210
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 4: out at me is because the very first time I

1211
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 4: was ever in Cleveland, Ohio, they put me up at

1212
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 4: the Double Tree Downtown.

1213
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: I've stayed there.

1214
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 4: Now, mind you, the very I had only been to

1215
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 4: Cleveland one time before I moved here, so I didn't

1216
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 4: know anything about anything. So this would have been like

1217
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 4: two thousand, six seven five something like that, and I

1218
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 4: was speaking on a radio panel there was this convention

1219
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 4: that was being held in Cleveland, and I had never

1220
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 4: been here before, and I was asked to speak on

1221
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 4: a radio panel.

1222
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: And stated the Double Tree downtown.

1223
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 4: It was the Holiday Inn when they first built it,

1224
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: and then it was rebranded as the Double Tree. So

1225
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 4: by the time I say there's a Double Tree now.

1226
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 4: Back then, my first exposure to Cleveland was Holy.

1227
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 2: Christ, what is going on here? Like? Everything looked bombed out. Yeah.

1228
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: I went to the front desk and I was like, hey,

1229
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 4: I'm is there a Walgreens nearby? I was feeling peckish

1230
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 4: or something. I wanted ice cream. I don't know what

1231
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 4: it was. I go, is there are Walgreens? And they go, well,

1232
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 4: not down here, there's one now, mind you. I didn't

1233
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 4: know where anything was, and so she was like, oh,

1234
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 4: it was not that far away. The Walgreens was like

1235
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: over like Fulton and Clark, right like past Ohio City.

1236
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on?

1237
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 4: I go, is there a grocery store I can go to?

1238
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 4: They sent me to the Giant Eagle in Lakewood. Again,

1239
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 4: I didn't know anything about anything. I was like, oh

1240
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 4: my god. So years later, when WMMS comes a call

1241
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 4: in all I'm thinking of is bombed out Cleveland, Ohio. Now,

1242
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 4: a hell of a lot has changed in the sixteen

1243
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 4: years that I've been here, obviously, but at that time,

1244
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 4: I was like, what when they brought me into like

1245
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 4: interview with management here, it was rainy.

1246
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: It was gray. I was like, oh my god.

1247
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 4: But I'd been off the air for like a year

1248
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 4: and a half, right, so I'm like in MMS is

1249
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 4: a legendary radio station, so it's not like it was

1250
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 4: some scrub. But that was my first exposure to Cleveland

1251
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 4: was staying downtown at the Double Tree Hotel, which is

1252
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 4: now being closed.

1253
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 3: Well, from everything I'm reading, it looks like the place

1254
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: is in quite amount of disrepair.

1255
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I mean people are that time.

1256
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, this place is not long for

1257
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 4: this earth, and if no one bought it.

1258
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 2: They're gonna tear it down and rebuild something there, you

1259
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

1260
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 3: Like, that's prime real estate for downtown, so there's no

1261
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 3: way they won't be putting something there. It's just that

1262
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 3: current building is just probably a toilet and they're gonna

1263
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 3: let it go away.

1264
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 4: Tell there, they'll they'll take two page seventeen or eighteen

1265
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 4: seventeen seventeen. You ready, yeah, three, two, one, they'll tear

1266
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 4: it down and put up a T Mobile store. Yeah,

1267
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 4: you're worth waiting for one. I'm so happy I came in, Rob,

1268
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 4: think about it so far in just the first ninety minutes.

1269
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 4: Yeah supermarket sheep, yep, uh multiple six seven references? Yes,

1270
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 4: oh right yeah T Mobile store.

1271
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 3: If I didn't come in today, I would have never

1272
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 3: been able to say ah and yo, right right. I mean,

1273
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 3: how many followers you are going to get from that?

1274
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 3: When else would I have gotten to deliver that joke?

1275
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 2: Never?

1276
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 13: No, and you.

1277
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 2: So accident. It's not an accident at.

1278
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 18: All because they're yeah, in the bathroom, because they crept

1279
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 18: a crab all over they were looking for the bo

1280
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 18: I mean, Rob, don't kid doing it.

1281
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it get one more in there?

1282
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 2: You did times three in the in the script. Oh

1283
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 2: you should put two. I'm so sorry.

1284
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 4: You know what, because you were out sick yesterday, I

1285
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 4: had an extra day to prepare today's script. And I

1286
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 4: think what it was is when I merged the two

1287
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 4: scripts from what was planned yesterday and what was going

1288
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 4: to be planned today, I think there was a little

1289
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 4: bit of AI hallucinating okay, all right. I don't often

1290
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 4: use AI to write the scripts for the show, but

1291
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 4: yesterday I was like, well I got a little bit

1292
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 4: extra time.

1293
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 2: Let's see what it comes up with. Sure.

1294
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 4: So that's why on page forty seven, It's sick, it

1295
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 4: calls Jess Hitler.

1296
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 2: Designated Hitler, designated Hitler. Excuse me, designated hitter. Excuse me,

1297
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 2: designated hitter, not Hitler. Spellcheck.

1298
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 4: Sorry, I had Hitler on the brain. Don't ask why

1299
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 4: so rip double Tree? Somebody telling me that the person

1300
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 4: who owns that also owns a bunch of apartments and condos.

1301
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: Why would they convert.

1302
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 4: Into Well but okay, yeah, but again with it's not

1303
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 4: a company like I felt like a like a a

1304
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 4: venture capital company owned it, and that's why they were

1305
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 4: trying to sell.

1306
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: I don't Well, they're all independence, right, Like most of

1307
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 3: those places are independently owned with a franchised tag on it,

1308
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 3: or excuse me, a brand tag on it.

1309
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 4: So like a Marriott's owned by some guy. Well, there

1310
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 4: used to be a double Tree out by me. I'm

1311
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 4: in Bay, but out there in west Lake, right off

1312
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 4: the highway used to be a double Tree and now

1313
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 4: it's something else. So again, as another texture points out,

1314
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 4: it's terrible all the way around for people.

1315
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Speaker 2: Who work there.

1316
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 4: But that also diminuted is the number of chocolate chip

1317
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 4: cookies in the region too. Rob Double Tree they were

1318
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 4: famous for a long time. That was their hook, the

1319
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 4: hot check in. Yeah, hot cookies, mind you right. They

1320
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 4: would turn around. They weren't faking the funk. They would

1321
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 4: turn around, open this little warmer and give you cookies.

1322
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 2: You said, I thought you're gonna say they stuck in

1323
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 2: a microwave. No, no, they were, they were warmed. That

1324
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 2: was their whole hook. They were in a little white bag. Yep. Wow.

1325
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 2: I used to stay at Double Trees all the time

1326
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 2: when I traveled for work.

1327
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 4: I when I used to do the show from the

1328
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 4: VMAs every year for MTV, they would put us up

1329
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 4: at the Double Tree in Times Square. And because as

1330
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 4: Times Square, the lobby level is like the twenty seventh floor,

1331
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 4: because there's stuff ground level. Right, there's like an old

1332
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 4: was it called barcade or something like that.

1333
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 2: Remember when they were at parting of stuff.

1334
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, arcades where you could get drunk, and you know,

1335
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 4: twenty years ago that was like a revolutionary thing. Anyway,

1336
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 4: So the lobby was like twenty seven forests. You go

1337
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 4: up there, check it and if you were nice to them,

1338
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 4: and I would always do it. I go, can I

1339
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 4: have two cookies? I don't want to be greedy? Could

1340
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 4: I have two? And they go, sure, you have so

1341
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 4: many points. I didn't have any points. But that's where

1342
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 4: they booked us. And so when I'd get up there,

1343
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 4: I'd be like, can I have two cookies? Because I

1344
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 4: was only there once a year. Because MTV would fit

1345
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 4: the bill, I go, MTV doesn't care, right, they're playing

1346
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 4: with that Carson Daily money whatever it was. So who

1347
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 4: knows what they will put in its place of the

1348
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 4: double tree down there. Other people think maybe a car wash,

1349
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 4: maybe a mattress firm. I don't know. I have to

1350
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 4: think that the you know, taking a page from Breaking Bad.

1351
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 4: Somebody must have watched Breaking Bed and thought, wow, a

1352
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 4: car wash is a genius way to launder money. There

1353
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 4: are nobody's cars or that dirty where you need a

1354
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 4: car wash every ten feet in northeast Ohio. I know

1355
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 4: they're probably once you get them built, they're probably other

1356
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 4: than the water bill. They're probably straight profit. But holy Christ,

1357
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 4: there's a lot of car washing, so through a lot

1358
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 4: of soap. I'd imagine, yes, soap and water. That's it.

1359
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 4: So many car washes. I'm like, somebody, these are afront

1360
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 4: for something. You're not going to convince me otherwise.

1361
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 3: That's the mattress store for me. I've never seen anyone

1362
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 3: in one of those stores.

1363
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 4: Well, and that's kind of the hacky joke too, right

1364
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 4: is that all of these? But somebody explained it to

1365
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 4: me one time, and in a weird corporate way it

1366
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 4: made sense where they're like, oh, these are supposed to

1367
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:32,919
Speaker 4: be I forget what they said.

1368
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 2: I would just slaughter the explanation At this point.

1369
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 3: It's probably a visual thing for people, like you see

1370
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 3: mattress firms all over the place, so that's going to

1371
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 3: stay in your mind that there's a million stores. So

1372
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 3: when you do eventually need one in ten years, that's

1373
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 3: where you go because you see them everywhere.

1374
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I go to Northeast Factory Direct rob because

1375
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 4: you know they have their own line of mattresses. Oh

1376
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 4: I didn't really, Oh my god, this is more the

1377
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 4: Sleep Easy collection?

1378
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

1379
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 4: So when I need a new mattress, and granted these

1380
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 4: are not you know, they know mattress.

1381
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: Are not things that you buy all the time.

1382
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 4: Sure, but when I go in for a mattress, Rob

1383
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 4: Northeast Factory direct is where?

1384
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 3: And you spend more time in a mattress than you

1385
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 3: do in a car than you do in some.

1386
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 4: Rooms of your home. I'll do you one better. I

1387
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 4: put a mattress in my car. Oh oh, yeah, that's

1388
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 4: how good the deal was. Well, I have cut a

1389
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 4: mattress in half and I've used those in the two

1390
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 4: front seats. You know how Cabby's would have those beaded

1391
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 4: seat things. I have a mattress pieces.

1392
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 2: How much do you.

1393
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 3: Love your mattress enough to buy one and cut it

1394
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 3: in half to put in my car?

1395
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 2: Yes? I have two of them. That's right now.

1396
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 4: Granted, as a result of this, the steering wheel has

1397
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 4: created a depression in my chest because I can't get

1398
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 4: the seat far back enough to accommodate the half mattress.

1399
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 4: And people go, why do you use a bed topper?

1400
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 4: A bed topper?

1401
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 2: Please? Who are you am? I a farmer? A joel.

1402
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 7: Going Alan?

1403
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 2: What's going on?

1404
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 19: I just heard you mentioned car washes and I'm driving

1405
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 19: down the road for you.

1406
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.

1407
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 19: I'm so ef unhappy you played that for me.

1408
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,919
Speaker 4: Finally, thank you.

1409
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 19: I feel achieved.

1410
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 11: No.

1411
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 19: Uh, if you google one, look Mahoney Avenue in Austin Town, Ohio.

1412
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 19: I just seriously, in one mile, not even a mile,

1413
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 19: drove past like four car washes. They are insane. So

1414
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 19: I heard you talk about car washes and I had

1415
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 19: to call in and comment on that because the amount.

1416
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 4: I mean isn't that Wasn't that what Walter White did?

1417
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 4: I mean in Breaking Bad? I know he needed something

1418
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 4: to cover the meth lab that he was using, but

1419
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 4: he was money through there.

1420
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 19: Yeah, yes, and there must be something going on because

1421
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 19: I'm telling you within a mile and a half strip

1422
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 19: here there is one, two, three, four, like six car

1423
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 19: washes within a mile a half.

1424
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 2: Are they all like are they other things? Or are

1425
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 2: they all just car washes? Like? Are they are car washes?

1426
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 13: Well?

1427
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 2: One has an oil chain thing next to it.

1428
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 19: There's no mattress firms, you know, like they ever heard?

1429
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 2: But uh yeah.

1430
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 4: Well I know of them, yeah, a lot of them? Right, Okay,

1431
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 4: thank you, Joel. I appreciate it. There's Joela in Youngstown there.

1432
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, if you go to the automated places,

1433
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 4: like I kind of understand that because you're not paying

1434
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 4: people to work there, you know what I mean, it's

1435
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 4: got to be cheaper because you don't have a labor force.

1436
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 4: They have these memberships whatever. But there's this chain kind

1437
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 4: of out by me. It's got like a military theme

1438
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 4: or something that seems like they have a lot of

1439
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 4: people working there. The one by me there's like all

1440
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 4: these kids working. There's like two outside four inside.

1441
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 3: It was same yeah, and near us there's three of

1442
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 3: what you're talking about, and one of them is like

1443
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 3: a buck Eye something or other, and they always have

1444
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 3: kids outside, like like even if it's there's no in line,

1445
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,919
Speaker 3: there's like three people standing there.

1446
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 2: I mean.

1447
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 4: Part of it has to do with the fact that,

1448
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 4: like people aren't washing their own cars anymore, right, You'll

1449
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 4: still see some people doing it, but it's not like

1450
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 4: the fifties, you know, where people are like had their

1451
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 4: car in the driveway and they were washing their own car.

1452
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 4: And so now if it's convenient and it's right there,

1453
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,720
Speaker 4: you just go, fine, I'll go in there and you know,

1454
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 4: buy membership or whatever.

1455
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: You go as many times you want. I'm just not

1456
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 2: It's like the vacuums I see always I see people

1457
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 2: with the vacuums. Why is it bad that I've never

1458
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 2: gotten a car wash?

1459
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, jez it's kind of bad that you've never gotten

1460
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 4: a car washed.

1461
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 2: I bet I've never done it.

1462
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 4: I bet you have a membership offer in email number

1463
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 4: seventy two. Hey, come out, you've never gotten a car

1464
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 4: you've never washed your car? No, okay, I've let the

1465
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 4: ry Seinfeld never got a No, but I told my

1466
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 4: dad I would get his car washed.

1467
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's just a nice thing to do.

1468
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then the rain did it for me. But

1469
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 10: I think it keeps the rust off.

1470
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 4: Right, especially now that we park in this parking garage

1471
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 4: where there's just coustic chemicals dripping from the ceiling, acid

1472
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 4: water falling. Yeah, I'm probably just gonna set myself up

1473
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 4: for more car washes.

1474
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 3: I got to show you the most recent one on

1475
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 3: my car. Oh, it's hysterical this.

1476
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:20,719
Speaker 2: Now.

1477
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 3: You know how before we were getting that like thing

1478
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 3: that would just impossible to remove, to like that first

1479
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 3: layer of paint off.

1480
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, now it's like that, but it looks like bird crap.

1481
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 2: I've seen that too. It's like it almost looks like

1482
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 2: it's silver.

1483
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the one of the unintended consequences of

1484
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 4: me having my car in the shop for three weeks

1485
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,919
Speaker 4: after I hit that deer is they had to completely

1486
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 4: replace my hood.

1487
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 2: So now I got it.

1488
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 4: I got a new hood. It doesn't have the chemical

1489
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:54,679
Speaker 4: burns on it anymore. That's the one small silver lining

1490
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 4: in that whole thing. Wrong until, of course the next

1491
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 4: thing drips on my hood here. But somebody stuck a

1492
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,480
Speaker 4: piece of gum on my car before.

1493
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 2: Before, so that's just like, this is the car your car.

1494
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 10: I peeled it off because I was like, what is that?

1495
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,600
Speaker 10: And then I had to scrape it off with like

1496
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 10: a razor eat it?

1497
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:16,719
Speaker 4: No you put on your car? Yeah, a razor blade

1498
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 4: on your car? So you got the gum off, but

1499
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 4: you had like big scrape track.

1500
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 10: No oh okay, no, good for you. There's like a

1501
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 10: little like mark left, but not a scrape. But I

1502
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 10: think it was a piece of gum.

1503
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 2: The mark is where the clearcoat used to be. Probably

1504
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 2: that car doesn't exist anymore. That's why she wasn't getting car.

1505
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 4: Well, who sticks a piece of gum on somebody's car?

1506
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 4: People are maniacs. People are walking around randomly keying cars.

1507
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,719
Speaker 4: They're like, you know, my windshield right here. Yeah, people

1508
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 4: are just walking around bumping into stuff.

1509
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 10: In Parma, there was somebody putting cheese on people's cars.

1510
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 3: That's been a thing. Yeah, people throw a little cheese.

1511
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 3: Someone did that to my daughter really, and I said,

1512
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 3: the cheese channel be fine, nex kid.

1513
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, somebody egged my car back in the day and

1514
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 10: then I learned it with my friends.

1515
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 2: That really sucks.

1516
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, your friends, Yeah, and that's why she doesn't answer

1517
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 4: your text messages a holes. They're like, yeah, she'll answer now. Yeah,

1518
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,640
Speaker 4: that's right. Remember that time I egged your car. But

1519
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 4: that's one of those unread text mess Oh that was

1520
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:26,600
Speaker 4: you a bunch of a soul drama. Please the Allen.

1521
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:33,400
Speaker 7: Cox Show on one call the Alan Cox Show.

1522
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 2: You that your piece of crap?

1523
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 9: Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven

1524
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,799
Speaker 9: or three four a one double o seven.

1525
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 2: I had an attitude. I had an add.

1526
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 4: Three five one nine two must be a Tec Cabaliers

1527
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 4: lose to the timber Wolves. They're playing them back to back.

1528
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 4: They were in Minnesota last night to take them on.

1529
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 4: They lost that one. However, that was one thirty one

1530
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 4: to one twenty two. They are going to host the

1531
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 4: Tea Wolves tomorrow afternoon, So they're off tonight and then

1532
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 4: tomorrow afternoon twelve thirty pre game here on the buzzard

1533
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 4: one o'clock tip off at the Rocket Arena, and then

1534
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 4: the Cavs will have Sunday off before the Utah Jazz

1535
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 4: come to town on Monday. But the Cavs are still

1536
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 4: quite wildly. All the articles being written are how much

1537
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:35,720
Speaker 4: do you expect Darius Garland or Donovan Mitchell rather to

1538
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 4: play per game?

1539
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:37,880
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1540
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 2: Great question.

1541
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, his workload is becoming an unsustainable risk for the Caves,

1542
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 4: is what Cleveland dot com said. They just cannot figure

1543
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 4: it out. No, bring back David Blatt. What hey, Leslie,

1544
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 4: I believe And Honey.

1545
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 2: What's up?

1546
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 11: So you were talking segment about weird things ending up

1547
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 11: on cars. I will find a picture for you of

1548
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,840
Speaker 11: this after I get off the phone with you. This

1549
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 11: would have been about ten years ago. I was at

1550
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 11: a Japanese seafood place and it happened to be on

1551
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 11: four twenty and some dumb teenagers took a piece of

1552
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:20,599
Speaker 11: calamari that was like the full squid and placed it

1553
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 11: on the handle of my driver's side car of my

1554
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 11: old Pontiac and I was so flabbergasted as to why

1555
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 11: on Earth's drunk or not drunk high teenagers would think

1556
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:35,400
Speaker 11: that was the funniest thing to do. It was ridiculous

1557
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 11: to see, But I don't know. I thought you guys

1558
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 11: would find it very entertaining act. They just talked about

1559
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 11: finding gumb on her cars.

1560
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 2: I mean, not even high right now, and I think

1561
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 2: that's hilarious. Calamar. Yeah, so I have to think that

1562
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 2: war I blazed up. I would think it was even better.

1563
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 11: And then before I let you go, old Clitrantler, for

1564
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 11: no nesterarious purposes whatsoever, I know that you have lost

1565
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:02,840
Speaker 11: almost forty pounds with your mantality regiment. What would you

1566
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 11: say your current waistline size would be? Would that be

1567
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:10,560
Speaker 11: a large and extra large? For no nefarious reasons whatsoever?

1568
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 3: I can't imagine why you'd be asking that question.

1569
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, she is an inquisitive last she sure is.

1570
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:21,720
Speaker 2: I think I guess I would guess a large. Uh yeah,

1571
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:22,799
Speaker 2: round there.

1572
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 11: Really noted, Thank you so much, wonderful day.

1573
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 2: You know what she's looking for from waste? To me,

1574
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 2: it's a large.

1575
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 7: All right?

1576
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 3: Uh needs some extra material on the right side.

1577
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 4: I guess. So, Hey, Brennan. Yes, all right, man, what's up?

1578
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 12: Not much? Hey, I just want to call it. Uh.

1579
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 12: You guys were talking about the deposits you're getting from

1580
01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 12: your inside of your new con concrete parking garage and y. Yeah,

1581
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 12: So what you're seeing is I've been a detailer for

1582
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 12: twenty two years and what you're seeing is it's between

1583
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 12: the running water coming up from above mixed with the rebar,

1584
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,600
Speaker 12: and also the water picks up the acidity from the

1585
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 12: concrete and so when it drips down, it hits the

1586
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,320
Speaker 12: paint and then dries and it actually it does somewhat

1587
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 12: etch in, but if you're lucky enough that it's not

1588
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 12: too bad. A home remedy that has worked is take

1589
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 12: a small just in small sections and the cars cool

1590
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 12: and in a cool place, white vinegar soaked our soaka

1591
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 12: ragged white vinegar, and place it over the affected area

1592
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 12: and give it like ten minutes and then take a

1593
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 12: microfive or remove it and take a micro lightly rub

1594
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 12: and you might be able to get the spot out

1595
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 12: without having to go through A detailer will go with a

1596
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 12: more compounds and buffing stuff and things like that, but

1597
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 12: just something fruit for thought to try.

1598
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that on mine a while ago, because

1599
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 4: I was familiar with that remedy, the vinegar or whatever,

1600
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 4: and I didn't notice that it really did much of anything.

1601
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 4: So there's a period of time where I was really

1602
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 4: trying to come up with all kinds of different things

1603
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:03,639
Speaker 4: to figure that whole thing out, and then I happened

1604
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,120
Speaker 4: to hit a deer and I.

1605
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 2: Had to save the car in there.

1606
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I bought like a couple of those like

1607
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 4: what are those those purple sponges or whatever? Not sponges,

1608
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 4: but are these things you're supposed to rub on the

1609
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 4: affected area in your car?

1610
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 2: And I don't know, I.

1611
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 4: Don't remember what it was, but yeah, thank you, Brennan.

1612
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 4: I appreciate it, all right.

1613
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 2: Thanks.

1614
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 4: There's Brennan with some automotive stuff. I'm being told that

1615
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 4: Tarma Sean is famous for cheesing cars. Tarmah Sean, Rob

1616
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 4: Parma Sean, not Jean Parmesan. Maressa developed Parma Sean with

1617
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 4: a w or an Ea. I love it, deep listen.

1618
01:16:56,200 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 4: I love Parma, Ohio. They have been around for two

1619
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:01,679
Speaker 4: hundred years.

1620
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 2: Rob.

1621
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 4: You know this nation is celebrating its two hundred and

1622
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 4: fiftieth anniversary. And there's the added benefit of at the

1623
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,720
Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty year mark.

1624
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,560
Speaker 2: For the United.

1625
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:15,840
Speaker 4: States, it's utterly unrecognizable. But the city of Parma, Ohio,

1626
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 4: famous for being the eighth largest city in the Buckeye State,

1627
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,960
Speaker 4: I don't know. They are celebrating their bi centennial in

1628
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 4: twenty twenty six. Very exciting news for them, very exciting

1629
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 4: for the Parmanians who live there. I was reading a

1630
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 4: thing this morning about how the city is celebrating with

1631
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 4: all kinds of different culinary things going on. There's an

1632
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 4: organization called We Are Parma Proud. I mean, think about it.

1633
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 4: Rob Parma, Ohio celebrating its bi centennial. That means it

1634
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 4: was founded in if I do the math correctly, eighteen

1635
01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 4: twenty six, which seems counting because the the flamingo wasn't

1636
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 4: even invented until eighteen seventy five, and check my math

1637
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 4: on that.

1638
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 2: And so they're doing they're going for alliteration.

1639
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 4: They said they're going to be celebrating the six piece

1640
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 4: of parma. Oh boy, the six piece perogi. Okay, pizza, punch,

1641
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 4: gi pint. I assume they mean if beer, not ice cream,

1642
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 4: pasta and pastry. About that, the six piece of parma

1643
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,759
Speaker 4: so they're gonna have a whole lot of different local

1644
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 4: establishments kicking out stuff like that over the course of

1645
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 4: their bisentennial in twenty twenty six.

1646
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 3: I like all of those things, so it makes sense,

1647
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 3: although I do feel like they're kind of pushing it

1648
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,680
Speaker 3: with the punchki and the pastry, Like wouldn't you just

1649
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 3: combine those two and come up with another pie.

1650
01:18:56,439 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 4: Well there's Parma. Well that's the piece of Parma's already

1651
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 4: in there. Just I think that they should try to

1652
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 4: develop more peace. I hope that they will do that,

1653
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:12,240
Speaker 4: what with the large Polish population. There's two PE's right there. Yes,

1654
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 4: you say, there's talk of a five k flamingo run.

1655
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:20,960
Speaker 4: If you've driven through Parma and looked around, clearly a

1656
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:25,799
Speaker 4: citizenry that loves to run and a lot of other things.

1657
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 4: But listen, I.

1658
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,040
Speaker 2: Am oh, I can think of a p pothole. Pothole

1659
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,560
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I don't know.

1660
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:35,479
Speaker 4: That's a gift there you go celebrate. But Jess, of

1661
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 4: course a Parma native, correct born and raised in Parma,

1662
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 4: and so they're very excited to be celebrating. Will you

1663
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 4: take part in the bi centennial there in Parma? Just

1664
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 4: absolutely not absolutely not. Wow, you don't even so, it's

1665
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 4: it's just just left to me. I don't even live there,

1666
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 4: and it's left to me to try to be somewhat evangelical.

1667
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 4: Now again, I'm more partial. I don't know the current MA.

1668
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 4: I know he's been there for a while. When I

1669
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,240
Speaker 4: first came here, it was, of course, the deemed Piro

1670
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 4: administration there, I remember, and he and I started off

1671
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 4: on the wrong foot because that Parma State of Mind

1672
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,679
Speaker 4: parody went crazy viral at the time, and he didn't

1673
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,639
Speaker 4: care for it at all. So I invited him in

1674
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,960
Speaker 4: and we reached a bit of a Dayton and the

1675
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 4: rest is history, as they say.

1676
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 2: But the two hundred, you.

1677
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 4: Know, left out in all this alliteration orgy rob is

1678
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 4: the taste of Transylvania. We talked about them a while back.

1679
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 4: Those are teas, not peas. Maybe they'll sell perogi or

1680
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 4: something like that and they'll get them in there. Now

1681
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:41,919
Speaker 4: I know the Purists, they will tell you, I understand,

1682
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 4: taste of Transylvania is Parma Heights. But as they say,

1683
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:52,160
Speaker 4: in Parma and Parma Heights, we're basically.

1684
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 3: Said, see, I think they should combine the the Punski

1685
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 3: in the pastry right then freeze up a pee and

1686
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:06,600
Speaker 3: they should add like pork, Like, think of all that

1687
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,599
Speaker 3: you get killed bassa, Yeah, you get all kinds of stuff. Well,

1688
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,879
Speaker 3: because state meets right there, they're in there, right.

1689
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:18,040
Speaker 2: So why wouldn't you go for that pork? I don't know. Proto.

1690
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:23,120
Speaker 2: We should try to. We should try to.

1691
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 4: Set up like a Parma peas of Parma bar crawl

1692
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 4: or something. But none of the places start with pea. Oh,

1693
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,120
Speaker 4: I like this, you know what I'm saying. But then

1694
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 4: we lose the Parma tavern, which we love. Well, we

1695
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:36,760
Speaker 4: liked Parma Tavern, but I'm just saying we.

1696
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 2: Could end there. We can end there, but Parma tavern.

1697
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:44,400
Speaker 4: And again you know it's fine, let's see Parma, but

1698
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 4: we we put the our bar crawl is we put

1699
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:53,599
Speaker 4: the p in Parma. Okay, we just have to pee

1700
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,800
Speaker 4: at every location we're at, okause the place the place

1701
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 4: is in Parma. I like, they don't start with pee.

1702
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:01,360
Speaker 4: There's no tipsy Flamingo on this thing. Right, I'm talking

1703
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:07,040
Speaker 4: sloppy bobs. I'm talking sidekicks. My personal favorite part in

1704
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:11,720
Speaker 4: Red Circle. First stop right across some sidekick. You basically

1705
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 4: give me that stretch of State Road from like brook

1706
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:15,360
Speaker 4: Park to Ridgewood.

1707
01:22:15,479 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 2: This place called Barcode looks like it's right up my own.

1708
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,639
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I've been there.

1709
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,160
Speaker 10: Last time I ever went there, there's somebody puking outside

1710
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,639
Speaker 10: on the sidewalk exactly.

1711
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 2: That's what you want for a pub crawl all.

1712
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 4: I mean, just can't go to any of these with us,

1713
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,960
Speaker 4: that's the problem. She'd be in their drinking club soda

1714
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,600
Speaker 4: or n A Beers, you know, n A Beers. I

1715
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 4: can bust a move sober.

1716
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 2: Let's see what else.

1717
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 4: Let's see so I know that they're doing the alliteration

1718
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,360
Speaker 4: there for the Parma by Centennial. But I think if

1719
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,920
Speaker 4: we set up an Alan cock show bar crawl right

1720
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 4: there on stretch of State and we call it like

1721
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:54,760
Speaker 4: putting the pee in Parma something I don't know, the

1722
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 4: dirty p Let's tell.

1723
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be dirty.

1724
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 3: I mean it's but you know, oh yeah, are the

1725
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 3: places I like, we could definitely do this.

1726
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 2: Even if we just do it, get some cool T shirts.

1727
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:15,320
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, we paste your heads on cardboard, just.

1728
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 3: Put checks next to every one of the bars we

1729
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 3: go to. It's mm hm, oh yeah, A little scorecard.

1730
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 3: I'm down for any place called a social club by

1731
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 3: the way too. So oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we can

1732
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 3: have some fun here. All right, let's.

1733
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 2: Figure this out.

1734
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 3: I'd like to let's not go the same way with

1735
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:35,559
Speaker 3: our signature cocktail.

1736
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:42,839
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, I really dropped the ball, and then Cocktail Coaster.

1737
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,519
Speaker 3: Never got done, tried one, and then we just sort

1738
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 3: of let it go to good old days.

1739
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,160
Speaker 2: What are those other spots?

1740
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:53,679
Speaker 4: Well, no, I I that was kind of a situation

1741
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,519
Speaker 4: of wagging the dog where I kind of tried to

1742
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 4: reverse engineer based off the name and it really had

1743
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:58,559
Speaker 4: nothing to.

1744
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 2: Do with the name. But the tradesman tavern, Tradesman's great.

1745
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:03,599
Speaker 2: Have you been there? Yes?

1746
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 4: Okay, the schnitz Ale is in Kahoots on that one.

1747
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,679
Speaker 2: Is that still around in Kahoots? Yeah?

1748
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah, oh I don't see it. I

1749
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:14,240
Speaker 3: see JB's Tavern.

1750
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I n n Cahoots. That's seven Hills? Is

1751
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 2: it seven Hills? That's Broadview? I know where that is.

1752
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:25,400
Speaker 4: The Rustic Pube. I don't want to go to the

1753
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 4: Rustic Pube. Somebody added an e.

1754
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:31,439
Speaker 2: That's my bad. Sorry Rustic Pub. Yeah. I was gonna

1755
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:34,120
Speaker 2: say let's go there first. No, we ain't going to

1756
01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 2: seven Hills. I don't need all that.

1757
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,719
Speaker 10: No, no, no, well sometimes half and half.

1758
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're not celebrating the two hundredth anniversary of Parma.

1759
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 2: They're celebrating Seventh Hills.

1760
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,479
Speaker 4: Whatever they do, and they're they're probably they're on the

1761
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,160
Speaker 4: other side of Broadview, I think.

1762
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:54,120
Speaker 2: Right, that's like Broadview and PV is where is. I

1763
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 2: don't care about that.

1764
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 3: It just can't have a p in it, right, So

1765
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,000
Speaker 3: we can go to any place that doesn't have a

1766
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 3: pee in it, and we bring in the peas.

1767
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 4: I mean, we can go somewhere that's got a pee

1768
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 4: in it, but if it doesn't, we'll bring the.

1769
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:09,080
Speaker 3: Pe We three p's of the Allan Cox Show. Yes,

1770
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 3: it's perfect. This bar code is I may just go

1771
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 3: there on my way home.

1772
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 2: Karaoke.

1773
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,760
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't need karaoke. I just this looks like

1774
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 3: my kind of place, A dirty dive. Yeah, those are

1775
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 3: the best favorite bars in the world. Where there's no

1776
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:30,680
Speaker 3: natural light coming in, no windows blacked out.

1777
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:33,160
Speaker 2: It's like a cause in the morning. That's right.

1778
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 10: They have a little closet where you can smoke in it.

1779
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,759
Speaker 10: I've been to one of those bars before.

1780
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,479
Speaker 2: I like the ones that just don't even care. Yeah,

1781
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:44,960
Speaker 2: go ahead, smoke's here. Can I like Astra?

1782
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 4: So I'm just thinking, because I mean, on the on

1783
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:50,439
Speaker 4: the handful of Parma bar crawls I've been on, I'm

1784
01:25:50,439 --> 01:25:53,120
Speaker 4: thinking of that stretch of state. Obviously, there's other places

1785
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 4: you can go. Characters is over on brook Park and

1786
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:59,520
Speaker 4: you can get places like that. Again, I'm just thinking aloud.

1787
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 2: We've got to talk to Rachel do this for.

1788
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:05,400
Speaker 4: Us, springboarding off of them celebrating their two hundredth anniversary

1789
01:26:05,439 --> 01:26:08,360
Speaker 4: and doing the the.

1790
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 2: PE's of parm. I just clicked on Bar thirty.

1791
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:10,880
Speaker 10: Uh.

1792
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:16,000
Speaker 3: Bar thirty is on brook Park Road, and the first

1793
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 3: thing you see is a video. You know how people

1794
01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:21,839
Speaker 3: can post photos. There's a video of two women dancing

1795
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:25,240
Speaker 3: in front of dart boards and not like you know

1796
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,040
Speaker 3: which you would think when I say that, they're dancing

1797
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:31,400
Speaker 3: to a band, enjoying themselves. Clearly and again, this is

1798
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:35,479
Speaker 3: another place I need to go. I'll look up Moonlight Tavern.

1799
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:39,439
Speaker 2: I think that's l t E. Yeah, yeah that place.

1800
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:43,679
Speaker 2: Today's a steak special, stake special in the menu today. Yep.

1801
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is we have to do this. How

1802
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,599
Speaker 2: long is the bisentennial running?

1803
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:49,760
Speaker 4: Like?

1804
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,360
Speaker 3: Are they doing it for the full year or are

1805
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,719
Speaker 3: they like do they have a month or something?

1806
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:56,639
Speaker 2: I think anytime you get into the year.

1807
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,400
Speaker 3: I didn't they like a specific when they were doing there,

1808
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,559
Speaker 3: when they were pulling out their six p's.

1809
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:06,519
Speaker 2: This should be our spring launch. Yeah.

1810
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,920
Speaker 4: Anyway, there's no shortage of places we could get to

1811
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,519
Speaker 4: over there. Rock that I think would do. A Couple

1812
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 4: of biker spots over there welcome us with.

1813
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,760
Speaker 3: Open We have to break the rule and go to

1814
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 3: the Parma Tavern each time because I love it.

1815
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:25,160
Speaker 2: I love that place. It's good. That's my dad's spot.

1816
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,439
Speaker 2: He loves the Parma Tavern.

1817
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,559
Speaker 4: Well, listen, that's all kinds of fun and frivolity over there.

1818
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,280
Speaker 4: They've always taken care of us when we've been over there,

1819
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 4: and he used to be much closer weome the radio

1820
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:44,600
Speaker 4: station was down in Independence. We used to go for

1821
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 4: lunch to Parme Tavern all the time. What I got

1822
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,200
Speaker 4: a text from Ethan, Oh yeah, okay.

1823
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,679
Speaker 3: Puking outside means they don't care if you're sniffing things

1824
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,280
Speaker 3: off of car keys in the bathroom.

1825
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:01,560
Speaker 2: This guy was puking outside on the sidewalk in the

1826
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 2: middle of the day. Yeah, that's good. That's a good sign.

1827
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,320
Speaker 2: He was having a good time. Kind of place you

1828
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:06,760
Speaker 2: want to be.

1829
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:11,280
Speaker 4: Well, as long as the Rustic Pube is in there,

1830
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,759
Speaker 4: then I'm fine with that.

1831
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:15,719
Speaker 2: Schnitz Brewery.

1832
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 4: Anyway, I met that the whole two hundredth anniversary of Parma.

1833
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 4: I thought was kind of funny and that they were

1834
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,200
Speaker 4: focused on the five p's there, and I thought that

1835
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 4: perhaps if we had generated an Alan Kacho Barcarl sometime

1836
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 4: this summer, we could add a sixth p's.

1837
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm reaching out to Rachel.

1838
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:38,360
Speaker 4: H oh boy, this your guys's d D for the day.

1839
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:42,000
Speaker 4: This is where Rob and your dad become best friends. Yes, yes,

1840
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,439
Speaker 4: I met your dad. I met your dad way before

1841
01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:48,280
Speaker 4: I ever met you. Boy introduced himself to him. I

1842
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:51,599
Speaker 4: think at the Parma Tavern. No, I met him at

1843
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:55,200
Speaker 4: I forget where it was. I'm almost positive it wasn't

1844
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:58,639
Speaker 4: the Parma Tavern. You could be right, you could be right,

1845
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 4: but I don't think it was. But anyway, there's a

1846
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:07,640
Speaker 4: lot to discuss. There's a lot of variables. I just

1847
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 4: text her, we are in motion. Oh boy, here we go.

1848
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:15,479
Speaker 4: I'll start the t shirts famous last words. Well, let's

1849
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 4: not get ahead of ourselves here. I want an RV.

1850
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:23,040
Speaker 4: Oh this is going to be a thing a parade. No, no, no,

1851
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:25,320
Speaker 4: they they're doing all their stuff. This is us, This

1852
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:31,880
Speaker 4: is us, This is us inserting ourselves into the situation,

1853
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:37,719
Speaker 4: which is, you know, just being the only native of Parma, Ohio.

1854
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:39,920
Speaker 2: I know Parma like the back of my hand.

1855
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 4: Well that's what I mean. Like, I know parts of

1856
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,880
Speaker 4: it pretty well too. And they get a bad rap.

1857
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:47,560
Speaker 4: And if they're going to be celebrating a two hundredth anniversary,

1858
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,839
Speaker 4: obviously this show has only been prominent in Northeast Ohio

1859
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:54,679
Speaker 4: for a fraction of that time. But why not Rob

1860
01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 4: show the local Parmanians our affection for.

1861
01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:03,519
Speaker 2: What they do? There just says she can d D.

1862
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:07,439
Speaker 2: There's a thing called uber Jess that yeah, uh I

1863
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,840
Speaker 2: uber now yeah, I know for this event. That's just

1864
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:14,880
Speaker 2: for this Yep. I wouldn't subject you to that. I'd

1865
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,800
Speaker 2: take care of my own transportation, Jess. I'm not going

1866
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,759
Speaker 2: to make you drive a drunk, That's what I'm saying.

1867
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,880
Speaker 2: Like it's you know you don't want that. I'm a

1868
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:23,720
Speaker 2: good driver. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I know you've never

1869
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:26,960
Speaker 2: had a car wash. Do you get oil changes? Uh?

1870
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so she's a good driver when the car

1871
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:32,240
Speaker 4: is operational, rop because she hasn't had an oil change

1872
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:33,519
Speaker 4: in five years and.

1873
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:35,720
Speaker 2: My car insurance is five hundred dollars a month. At

1874
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:38,599
Speaker 2: the point, it's okay, yeah, no, I'm good at the ride.

1875
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:40,320
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's really nice of you.

1876
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:42,760
Speaker 10: That's how I got out of driving the van. And

1877
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,479
Speaker 10: the band told them about that, and they're like, what.

1878
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's okay, I'm good. We'll get rides.

1879
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:53,960
Speaker 4: A lot more transportation options than there used to be. Yes,

1880
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 4: you're not going to be on the hook for that. Yeah,

1881
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 4: be just fine. They have Stripper Scott drive us around. Ah, again,

1882
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:00,679
Speaker 4: I think we're okay.

1883
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:03,520
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.

1884
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:08,880
Speaker 4: This again, this is just in the brainstorming stages. Obviously

1885
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:12,760
Speaker 4: we've we've said a lot publicly. There are people who

1886
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:14,519
Speaker 4: listen to this. Rob, I forgot to tell you that,

1887
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:20,479
Speaker 4: Oh really you were out yesterday. But yes, so we'll

1888
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:24,599
Speaker 4: get ready, Parma. We are going to insert ourselves into

1889
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 4: you and this year, Alan, I like showing my Pepe

1890
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:34,679
Speaker 4: to all my neighbors, my Parma pride. Maybe we could

1891
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:39,480
Speaker 4: get like a the key to the city is just ceremonial.

1892
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 4: They get my tiktacs, right, maybe we could get a

1893
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,160
Speaker 4: key to the city.

1894
01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:47,559
Speaker 3: Have we ever had all of our mic from Parma's

1895
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:48,760
Speaker 3: in the same place at the same time.

1896
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:52,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that we have. There's

1897
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:53,160
Speaker 2: another challenge.

1898
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,640
Speaker 3: We get all of our mic from Parmas, all of

1899
01:31:55,680 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 3: our Parma mics the ogre, and then there's another one,

1900
01:32:01,479 --> 01:32:04,080
Speaker 3: Miken Parma Mike in, and then there's Mike from Parma

1901
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:04,679
Speaker 3: Mike Frum.

1902
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we guess say that's over the course of

1903
01:32:07,479 --> 01:32:08,519
Speaker 2: its two hundred years.

1904
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 4: It's in no small part that they're celebrating the by

1905
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:14,320
Speaker 4: centennial because the place is lousy with Mike's.

1906
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 2: See Allen Cox Show on one of.

1907
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:26,679
Speaker 9: You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing, Benny,

1908
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 9: he does another thing.

1909
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,720
Speaker 7: Then a third thing happens.

1910
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:33,680
Speaker 1: And it's a bummer because you kind just want him

1911
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:35,519
Speaker 1: to keep doing that middle thing.

1912
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,000
Speaker 2: It's all very frustrating.

1913
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,760
Speaker 8: The Cox Shows.

1914
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:56,320
Speaker 2: Anytime we have.

1915
01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:01,920
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons in town, it's always a banner day. This

1916
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:06,040
Speaker 4: banner day was supposed to be yesterday. Rob is out sick,

1917
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:09,640
Speaker 4: I appreciate you coming in today. Always a treat to

1918
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:12,640
Speaker 4: see you, always a treat when you're in town. And

1919
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:15,320
Speaker 4: I don't use the word treat all that often. Yeah,

1920
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you, Okay, Halloween, I was gonna say

1921
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you the last time the year treat.

1922
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 4: Do you refer to ice cream as a treat? Yes,

1923
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:26,320
Speaker 4: that implies that you almost never have it. Yes, I

1924
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:29,439
Speaker 4: love ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant, but I will if

1925
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,559
Speaker 4: I feel that I'm going to be outdoors for the

1926
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 4: next couple of days, you know, like you say, I'm

1927
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:36,880
Speaker 4: camping or something like that, I'll have some ice cream,

1928
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 4: because you know, at campsites is always a lot of

1929
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,880
Speaker 4: ice cream. Yeah, but also at campsites And I think

1930
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:45,120
Speaker 4: what you're trying to to gently say here is you

1931
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,679
Speaker 4: can run off and go any Yes. Yeah, so when

1932
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:52,240
Speaker 4: you're in the elements, you like to combine lactose intolerance

1933
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 4: with using mudget, using Mother Nature as your toilet, that's

1934
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:56,599
Speaker 4: what you're saying.

1935
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:57,720
Speaker 2: Yes, I like that.

1936
01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:04,000
Speaker 4: I mean diarrhea people complain about it. It feels amazing. Well,

1937
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,680
Speaker 4: I mean, just on a visceral level, it's interesting that

1938
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:10,160
Speaker 4: people complain about diarrhea. But then if you spend a

1939
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:13,400
Speaker 4: lot of time online and you look at like wellness influencers, Yeah,

1940
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 4: you're all pushing like enemies and talk, you know, talks

1941
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:19,160
Speaker 4: and all this facocta stuff that's going to clean you out.

1942
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:22,280
Speaker 2: It's functionally the same as diarrhea.

1943
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:25,680
Speaker 4: You lose weight, you get bacteria out of the gut. Yeah,

1944
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:30,360
Speaker 4: and uh, just the fluidity. I mean, I'm not gay,

1945
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:33,400
Speaker 4: but I like diarrhea. Well, exit only for you and I.

1946
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:37,160
Speaker 4: But also it's there's a viscosity issue too, yes, right,

1947
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:39,479
Speaker 4: there's differing levels of that, right.

1948
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:43,000
Speaker 2: But also only sixty seconds or so.

1949
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 4: Into us talking, I hope at the end of this

1950
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,480
Speaker 4: people walk away thinking.

1951
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:51,600
Speaker 2: Oh, they've walked away already.

1952
01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 4: I hope they whenever they leave, I hope they leave

1953
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:57,040
Speaker 4: with the thought diarrhea gets a bad rap. Yes, yeah,

1954
01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:01,439
Speaker 4: at the very least. While the word die is right

1955
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:04,200
Speaker 4: up front, so it just gives you a negative connotation

1956
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:07,439
Speaker 4: about it should be liverya liver because I never feel

1957
01:35:07,439 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 4: more a lot, right.

1958
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1959
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:13,160
Speaker 4: Also the back half of that word, the rea part, right,

1960
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 4: that gets used in a variety of ways too. People

1961
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,599
Speaker 4: They I mean, obviously it's a Latin word. But people

1962
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,840
Speaker 4: be like, oh, diarrhea of the mouth, right, somebody who

1963
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:24,560
Speaker 4: can't stop talking? Right, So that kind of lends a

1964
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 4: little bit of credence to your thought that it's a

1965
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:29,240
Speaker 4: good thing. Yes, because even though somebody's complaining, they're like, Oh,

1966
01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:30,800
Speaker 4: this guy's a real chatterbox.

1967
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:32,519
Speaker 2: Got diarrhea in the mouth right, right.

1968
01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:36,720
Speaker 4: Although diarrhea of the mouth is nothing, you'd feel very

1969
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:41,280
Speaker 4: differently about that. That is really a bad oxymoron. Yeah,

1970
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 4: is it an oxymoron or is it a well it's

1971
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:46,519
Speaker 4: two different parts of the body, it's not. You wouldn't

1972
01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:47,960
Speaker 4: expect diarrhea of the mouth.

1973
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:48,160
Speaker 10: Well.

1974
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:52,639
Speaker 4: Also, there's real Pearlman and you know that. Yes, that's

1975
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:56,439
Speaker 4: a bad image diarrhea Pearlman. That's a full name. She

1976
01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:59,000
Speaker 4: changed it for show biz, yes, as so many of

1977
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:02,160
Speaker 4: us sometimes do. Yeah, but not Greg Fitzsimmons. You come

1978
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:05,520
Speaker 4: from a long, proud line of Fitzsimmons's.

1979
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:06,920
Speaker 2: Is that the Simmons.

1980
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:10,040
Speaker 4: And I'm actually I consider myself a McCarthy more because

1981
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 4: my mother's side of the family, I grew up with

1982
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:16,880
Speaker 4: very close Bronx Irish. My mother's one of six and

1983
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,040
Speaker 4: they all had like six or seven kids. I had

1984
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:22,160
Speaker 4: a lot of cousins Catholic. Yeah, and then my father

1985
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,360
Speaker 4: was He had a brother who didn't have kids, who

1986
01:36:25,479 --> 01:36:27,439
Speaker 4: was a skid row alcoholic who died.

1987
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:31,280
Speaker 2: My father died young. I never met his parents.

1988
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:33,720
Speaker 4: They died in their forties, and he didn't have any

1989
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,240
Speaker 4: other siblings. I never met a Fitzsimmons cousin. The only

1990
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:39,439
Speaker 4: fit Simmons I ever met was my father and his brother.

1991
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:43,599
Speaker 4: Was there any kind of was was it considered any

1992
01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:47,720
Speaker 4: kind of aspiration or feet to be a skid row

1993
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:50,680
Speaker 4: alcoholic as opposed to just any generic, run of the

1994
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:54,000
Speaker 4: mill alcoholic. I can top that. He was a Bowery bum.

1995
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:58,439
Speaker 4: He literally lived on Bowery Street in a welfare motel

1996
01:36:58,560 --> 01:37:00,640
Speaker 4: for his entire life. Back when they had those, it

1997
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:04,559
Speaker 4: was a Bowery bum. Now those like high end boutique hotels.

1998
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:07,240
Speaker 4: That he was living in one of those, and now

1999
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:10,120
Speaker 4: it's like a you know, it's like a leggings store.

2000
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:14,000
Speaker 4: It's one of those like hat stores that has seven

2001
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:14,640
Speaker 4: hats in it.

2002
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, some haberdasher.

2003
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:20,120
Speaker 4: Speaking of hats, of course, you'll often see Greg Fitzsimmons

2004
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:23,080
Speaker 4: on stage in his hat. And somebody texted me earlier,

2005
01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:26,000
Speaker 4: and they're like, Hey, I'm going to see fitz Dog tonight.

2006
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,360
Speaker 4: Would I look like a tool? And I don't know

2007
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 4: what this person looks like. They were just texting me

2008
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:35,400
Speaker 4: if I tried to look like him in that flat cap. Now,

2009
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 4: there's no way for you to answer that, because you

2010
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:39,320
Speaker 4: rock that look. Is it a look that you would

2011
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:42,160
Speaker 4: suspect other people could do too. There's a video on

2012
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:45,080
Speaker 4: my Instagram. I was in Denver, Colorado a couple of

2013
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,360
Speaker 4: years ago, and there's a guy sitting on the side

2014
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:48,120
Speaker 4: of the stage.

2015
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:50,880
Speaker 2: My spinning image.

2016
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:53,920
Speaker 4: Had the flat cap, had exactly my glasses on, I

2017
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:55,720
Speaker 4: had the same button down shirt and I brought him

2018
01:37:55,760 --> 01:38:00,200
Speaker 4: on stage and the crowd kind of went crazy. Is

2019
01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:02,599
Speaker 4: really cool? So yes, I think you set it up.

2020
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:04,479
Speaker 4: They obviously he set it up. Did they say?

2021
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,000
Speaker 2: What's weird?

2022
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,680
Speaker 4: Is the Denver Comedy Works. There's this one There's two

2023
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:10,080
Speaker 4: tables that are on the side of the stage. They're

2024
01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:14,040
Speaker 4: literally on your level and they're facing there. They're in

2025
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:17,880
Speaker 4: your profile, and so everybody could see the guy from

2026
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:21,200
Speaker 4: and it became something that I think people were noticing.

2027
01:38:21,439 --> 01:38:23,559
Speaker 4: So I eventually just brought him on stage. Now, for

2028
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:25,519
Speaker 4: a second, you go oh ha ha. But at the

2029
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:28,479
Speaker 4: end of the day, that stolen valor is it is? Yeah,

2030
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:32,439
Speaker 4: it really is. You feel on original. It makes me

2031
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:36,040
Speaker 4: feel like I could be doing more for my look.

2032
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:40,519
Speaker 4: I mean, you see guys that wear suits on stage.

2033
01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 4: Seine felloways goes, you gotta you gotta dress better than

2034
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 4: the audience.

2035
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:46,800
Speaker 2: See I did an impression, you gotta dress better than

2036
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:47,439
Speaker 2: the audience.

2037
01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:50,880
Speaker 4: No, in the Midwest, they take that as a as

2038
01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:53,719
Speaker 4: a an affront.

2039
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:55,400
Speaker 2: This guy right right.

2040
01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:58,560
Speaker 4: I mean, this year is the fortieth anniversary year for Hilarities,

2041
01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:00,800
Speaker 4: so they've been having all these hitters come in.

2042
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:01,720
Speaker 2: This year. They got you.

2043
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,960
Speaker 4: They had Louis to a one nighter back in like, actually,

2044
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:07,240
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I keep forgetting its twenty twenty six. Last

2045
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:10,320
Speaker 4: year was the fortieth anniversary. But blah blah blah, and

2046
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 4: you get guys going up there and like pull over hoodies. Yeah,

2047
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:16,240
Speaker 4: people don't care. I would argue, it's not even the Midwest.

2048
01:39:16,280 --> 01:39:18,880
Speaker 4: I don't know if anywhere you go people would go, oh,

2049
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:19,960
Speaker 4: look at that guy in a suit.

2050
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:21,080
Speaker 2: I would wear a suit.

2051
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:23,840
Speaker 4: I'm more of the Seinfeld kind of like just because

2052
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,839
Speaker 4: I think, you know, suits are cool. I like suits

2053
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:29,320
Speaker 4: I wore sharkskin suits for about eight or nine years, yep,

2054
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 4: because I hosted a game show on.

2055
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:32,280
Speaker 2: Him until twenty twenty three.

2056
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:39,320
Speaker 4: Right now, stop stop idiot Savants idiots. Wow, nice Paul, Hey, listen,

2057
01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:41,960
Speaker 4: people don't know this. One of the biggest sticking points

2058
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:47,040
Speaker 4: in the whole Paramount Warner Brothers Netflix nonsense is who

2059
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:50,879
Speaker 4: gets custody of Idiots Savants? That's right, yep. They fought

2060
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:53,400
Speaker 4: hard for the show that nobody can remember. It was

2061
01:39:53,439 --> 01:39:56,160
Speaker 4: a great show. We won a Cable Ace Award. I'm

2062
01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:58,639
Speaker 4: gonna Best Game Show. We are also live streaming our

2063
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,719
Speaker 4: YouTube channel. I am gonna show the YouTubers a clip

2064
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:06,240
Speaker 4: of Idiot Savants nineteen ninety seven with Greg Fitzsimmons as

2065
01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:09,280
Speaker 4: the host. For one hundred points from Paul Revere. The

2066
01:40:09,360 --> 01:40:11,360
Speaker 4: kids said, get ready because this ain't funny.

2067
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:17,080
Speaker 2: My name is Mike Corey and I'm about to about

2068
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:17,719
Speaker 2: to make money.

2069
01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:22,320
Speaker 4: Now, God, exactly right, any exact wording anybody.

2070
01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:25,080
Speaker 2: Matthew, my name is Mike and I'm about to get money.

2071
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:26,360
Speaker 2: That's the right answer, Matthew.

2072
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:29,960
Speaker 4: Now remind people the premise of Idiots Savants. You were

2073
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:33,879
Speaker 4: the host, you were in a suit, how the Sharkskin

2074
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:37,080
Speaker 4: suit came out. Yeah, I they dressed me. There's this

2075
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:40,920
Speaker 4: amazing stylist that worked for MTV and he got me

2076
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:45,080
Speaker 4: John Fluvog's shoes which were such high quality. I literally

2077
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,639
Speaker 4: still have the same pair of shoes from thirty years

2078
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:50,200
Speaker 4: ago that you wore on and I still wear Yeah,

2079
01:40:50,479 --> 01:40:54,200
Speaker 4: and Sharkskin suits. But the show was Idiots Savant means

2080
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:58,599
Speaker 4: that everybody has a category that they know everything about.

2081
01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:01,120
Speaker 4: It could be Star Wars, could be Ernest Hemingway, it

2082
01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:06,360
Speaker 4: could be you know, uh.

2083
01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:05,679
Speaker 2: Germany, yep.

2084
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 4: And so if you get to a certain level in

2085
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:11,639
Speaker 4: the show, you get a limit, this elimination. If you're

2086
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:15,480
Speaker 4: the last one standing, you get quizzed in your Idiotsavant category.

2087
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:18,920
Speaker 4: Just kind of a cool idea, and we had a

2088
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 4: brain on stage. It was just like a big brain

2089
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:23,639
Speaker 4: with a guy Matt Price, who was playing this character

2090
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:26,680
Speaker 4: who helped me out. He was like my sidekick, and

2091
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,000
Speaker 4: it was just very It was edgy and it was fun.

2092
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:31,519
Speaker 4: It was a comedy game show. We were The first

2093
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,599
Speaker 4: thing was to get laughs.

2094
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:35,560
Speaker 2: Was this pre or post remote Control.

2095
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:40,200
Speaker 4: The guy who Michael Dugan created Remote Control and then

2096
01:41:40,240 --> 01:41:43,360
Speaker 4: he created the show after okay, because I remember Ken

2097
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,840
Speaker 4: Ober J. McCarthy remember, yeah, that was singled out actually,

2098
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,920
Speaker 4: but I remember Remote Control, I remember, you know. But

2099
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:50,080
Speaker 4: I remember Idiots Avants because I was on the air

2100
01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:52,439
Speaker 4: in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It was like my first full time

2101
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,640
Speaker 4: radio gig, and Idiots Avant was on. I thought it

2102
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:57,840
Speaker 4: was on at night, but they like reran it during

2103
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 4: the daytime or something, and it didn't look like anything

2104
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,600
Speaker 4: else that you know, had been on.

2105
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 2: Oh yeah these weirdos are you know? Yeah? Now it

2106
01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 2: was didn't last long. It was fun.

2107
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:11,240
Speaker 4: And here's the crazy thing is I had just met

2108
01:42:11,280 --> 01:42:16,519
Speaker 4: my wife about maybe three or four months before I

2109
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:23,280
Speaker 4: got the show, and I realized that she was the one.

2110
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,280
Speaker 4: Like the day I met her, I literally said to

2111
01:42:25,320 --> 01:42:27,040
Speaker 4: the woman who introduced us, I said, I'm going to

2112
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:31,200
Speaker 4: marry your friends someday. So then I get Idiots Evants

2113
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:34,320
Speaker 4: and I start they start booking my calendar with college shows.

2114
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:36,479
Speaker 2: I'm like twenty seven years old.

2115
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:39,960
Speaker 4: I'm on college campuses and these young girls, if you're

2116
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:45,000
Speaker 4: on MTV, they lose it and they were throwing themselves

2117
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:45,439
Speaker 4: at me.

2118
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:47,600
Speaker 2: And everybody want a piece of the fits door. I

2119
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:48,679
Speaker 2: was like, this is it.

2120
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,600
Speaker 4: This is where because I used to cheat on my

2121
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 4: girlfriend's like it was a varsity sport. It's like I

2122
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:55,479
Speaker 4: thought you were the one, you might be the sixth,

2123
01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:59,920
Speaker 4: you might be the seventh or eighth.

2124
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:02,200
Speaker 2: Or or let me circle back. Yes, how do you

2125
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,040
Speaker 2: feel about polygamy and crabs?

2126
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:04,280
Speaker 8: Uh?

2127
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:04,799
Speaker 2: Huh?

2128
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:08,639
Speaker 4: So so I just remember one time there was a girl,

2129
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:11,160
Speaker 4: she was a student activities director, and she drove me

2130
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:13,479
Speaker 4: back to the hotel and then she said, do you

2131
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:16,080
Speaker 4: want to come back to my apartment? And I said,

2132
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,800
Speaker 4: I really can't, and she goes, what are you gonna do?

2133
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 4: I go probably go watch some porn. And she goes,

2134
01:43:21,280 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 4: we can go make some porn. Yes, And I said,

2135
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:25,880
Speaker 4: I gotta go, I gotta get out of here.

2136
01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,120
Speaker 2: And then I went to my room. I got the

2137
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:28,439
Speaker 2: fetal position, and I cried.

2138
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:32,080
Speaker 4: But it's a great story to tell your wife. Yeah,

2139
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,840
Speaker 4: it's a great story to be able to tell her

2140
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:39,559
Speaker 4: with honesty, Honey. I went back in the fetal position, yes,

2141
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:42,320
Speaker 4: and turned this woman down. And it is hard to

2142
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,320
Speaker 4: masturbate in the fetal position, by the way, I don't

2143
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:47,000
Speaker 4: know if it's not impossible, it's non impossive. You got

2144
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:48,640
Speaker 4: to reach around the back, reach around the back. You

2145
01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:54,160
Speaker 4: call that the lawnmower. Yeah, if you got some anal

2146
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,280
Speaker 4: beads or something. Oh I didn't. I thought I was

2147
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:58,360
Speaker 4: supposed to pull them out like I'm starting a lawnmower,

2148
01:43:58,479 --> 01:43:59,320
Speaker 4: not like I'm.

2149
01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:02,040
Speaker 2: By the way, if you use rosary beads, it's wrong.

2150
01:44:03,439 --> 01:44:07,360
Speaker 4: Now you tell me, yes, yeah, once you hit the cross, yeah, thanks,

2151
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:09,599
Speaker 4: get a little dicey. That's why mine never came out

2152
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:11,160
Speaker 4: after junior year in high school.

2153
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:13,360
Speaker 2: It's like a fish.

2154
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, our Lady of great agony. They got me in

2155
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:20,000
Speaker 4: there and I never got him back out. Hey, listen,

2156
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons. He's doing the weekend at Hilarities. He was

2157
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:24,679
Speaker 4: there last night. If you saw him, then I don't

2158
01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:27,000
Speaker 4: have to sell you on this guy. I'm say tonight

2159
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Speaker 4: he's playing tonight one show, seven o'clock, six thirty and

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Speaker 4: nine to fifteen tomorrow night. This says you have performed

2161
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 4: comedy for thirty five years, thirty six, thirty six years.

2162
01:44:40,439 --> 01:44:43,559
Speaker 4: It's crazy right to look back to be as fortunate.

2163
01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:48,240
Speaker 4: I've talked about this here. I celebrated my thirtieth year

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01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:50,840
Speaker 4: in radio full time. I mean, I've been doing it

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01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:54,439
Speaker 4: longer than that. Yeah, full time. Last September was my

2166
01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:57,679
Speaker 4: thirtieth year in radio. And on the one hand, you go, wow,

2167
01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:00,719
Speaker 4: how fortunate I've been to have this body of work

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01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:03,240
Speaker 4: in this career. But when you get towards the end

2169
01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:04,920
Speaker 4: of it, you can kind of do it until you

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01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:07,320
Speaker 4: don't want to do it anymore or whatever. Right, people

2171
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:10,040
Speaker 4: stop booking you in this business, as you know, they

2172
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:11,280
Speaker 4: kind of come to you one day and go, you're

2173
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:13,880
Speaker 4: done right, We're doing something else. Yeah, And I don't

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01:45:13,920 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 4: know how to do anything else. So in my brain

2175
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:18,719
Speaker 4: to go, Jesus Christ, what am I gonna sell houses?

2176
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:20,360
Speaker 4: Or I don't know, I don't know what.

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01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,480
Speaker 2: I would do? Podcasts?

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01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:21,840
Speaker 9: Ugh?

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01:45:22,439 --> 01:45:24,879
Speaker 2: Podcast? I mean it's fine, this show is podcast.

2180
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:27,439
Speaker 4: How people can listen to it, But you know, go

2181
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:30,559
Speaker 4: from what making real money to make another you can make?

2182
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:32,439
Speaker 4: You can make real money on a pod. I have

2183
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:34,120
Speaker 4: three podcasts because.

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Speaker 2: People know who you all don't know you are. You're huge,

2185
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:42,200
Speaker 2: you know guy Inland here. But once I get outside whatever,

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01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:44,479
Speaker 2: they'll know. Why matter all you need.

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01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:47,280
Speaker 4: If you can get one hundred thousand people to listen

2188
01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:48,639
Speaker 4: to you, you can make.

2189
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:49,200
Speaker 2: A lot of money.

2190
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:52,639
Speaker 4: Well okay, then I'll shoot for one hundred thousand people. Yeah,

2191
01:45:52,680 --> 01:45:55,640
Speaker 4: you do have two podcasts. You got Fitzdog Radio, you

2192
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:58,160
Speaker 4: got Sunday Papers, right, and then I got one called

2193
01:45:58,240 --> 01:46:00,400
Speaker 4: Childish that I do with Alison Rose. And she used

2194
01:46:00,439 --> 01:46:02,760
Speaker 4: to be Adam Carolla's sidekick. Okay, I know the name

2195
01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:06,240
Speaker 4: we talk about. She's got new kids, I've got old kids,

2196
01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:08,160
Speaker 4: and I'm trying to teach her how to parent and

2197
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:11,479
Speaker 4: she's not really buying it. What is the Is she

2198
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:15,000
Speaker 4: a young mom? Is she a No, she's an old mom. Okay,

2199
01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:18,080
Speaker 4: so kids are her kids are like five and seven now?

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01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But just getting back to the thirty six years,

2202
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:26,760
Speaker 4: it's impressive, it's impressive. But I wish I could go

2203
01:46:26,920 --> 01:46:30,200
Speaker 4: back in time. There hasn't been a year that's gone

2204
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:33,719
Speaker 4: by that I didn't feel like it's going to end right.

2205
01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:36,639
Speaker 4: And it's a motivator, though, isn't it. It's hard terror

2206
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 4: I know you don't want it like that idea. I

2207
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:41,040
Speaker 4: know it to be the thing that's motivating. And I

2208
01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:44,439
Speaker 4: just wish I could tell my twenty one year old self,

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Speaker 4: You're going to have a long career. Enjoy it. Yeah,

2210
01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:50,439
Speaker 4: but if you told your twenty one year old I

2211
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:52,960
Speaker 4: talking about seinfall. I heard him say one time people

2212
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 4: were like, you know, were you bummed that when you

2213
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:57,200
Speaker 4: were in it you couldn't enjoy it? And his thing

2214
01:46:57,240 --> 01:46:59,240
Speaker 4: is always I didn't have to enjoy it. The audience

2215
01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:01,080
Speaker 4: had to enjoy it. I didn't have to Enjey, that's

2216
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:01,759
Speaker 4: such a cruck.

2217
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:04,600
Speaker 2: I think it's a different school of thought. No, it's not.

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01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:07,080
Speaker 4: I hate these comics that go I do it for

2219
01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:10,040
Speaker 4: the audience. I love to see the joy on there.

2220
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:13,080
Speaker 4: I like to think I can shade shut up. You're

2221
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:17,240
Speaker 4: a narcissist who's bouncing their ideas off a white noise

2222
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:20,960
Speaker 4: and seeing whether or not what you're saying is good. Right,

2223
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 4: But it's it if people happen to like it, great,

2224
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:25,280
Speaker 4: But that's not why I do it. No, But you

2225
01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:28,120
Speaker 4: couldn't continue to do it if they didn't enjoy it.

2226
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:30,519
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not the same cause effect.

2227
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:33,000
Speaker 4: You know, we all started because we think we got

2228
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:34,439
Speaker 4: something to say, and it turns out that we do

2229
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:35,360
Speaker 4: and people like it.

2230
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:39,280
Speaker 2: You go from there. But all I'm saying is you.

2231
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:42,000
Speaker 4: Can never really enjoy it when you're in it, because

2232
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,960
Speaker 4: you're just working so hard to do it and get

2233
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,639
Speaker 4: it and be relevant and all that, and so when

2234
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:49,559
Speaker 4: you it's only when you look back to you go, God,

2235
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:51,680
Speaker 4: it would have been great, is X, Y and Z.

2236
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,880
Speaker 2: But you never can in the moment.

2237
01:47:54,160 --> 01:47:57,560
Speaker 4: I remember, because maybe if you had had that awareness,

2238
01:47:57,600 --> 01:48:00,200
Speaker 4: then you wouldn't be where you are now. You'd been like, fine,

2239
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:02,000
Speaker 4: I'll take it easy. It's so part of it is.

2240
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Speaker 4: That's the motivator. I went to a therapist one time

2241
01:48:06,360 --> 01:48:12,440
Speaker 4: and she took me through a thing called past life regression.

2242
01:48:12,479 --> 01:48:19,080
Speaker 4: You were a chic in the Middle East. Let that

2243
01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:22,880
Speaker 4: would have been nice, having a little harem. Yeah, Jesus, Oh,

2244
01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:25,639
Speaker 4: it would have been like you in the college days. Yeah, yep,

2245
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:29,479
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Harem. I have to retreat to my tent

2246
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,400
Speaker 4: and masturbate in the fetal position.

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01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:34,360
Speaker 2: I don't know how to say that in Farsi. You'll

2248
01:48:34,360 --> 01:48:38,280
Speaker 2: get it. I was told by this therapist E. M.

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01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:38,640
Speaker 10: D R.

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01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:40,880
Speaker 2: It's called yes. As just talking to a friend of

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01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:41,519
Speaker 2: mine about.

2252
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:43,719
Speaker 4: It alternates the sides of your brain and you're able

2253
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,600
Speaker 4: to connect. The problem is with our brain as the

2254
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:50,080
Speaker 4: two sides. One of them holds memories and trauma, and

2255
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:52,920
Speaker 4: it has no clock. It doesn't know when things happened.

2256
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:56,200
Speaker 4: The other side of your brain is very linear. It

2257
01:48:56,320 --> 01:48:59,160
Speaker 4: knows the past, it knows the future. And what happens

2258
01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:01,200
Speaker 4: is when you have which I did as a kid.

2259
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,880
Speaker 4: I got beat a lot. My father was a drunk

2260
01:49:04,600 --> 01:49:08,840
Speaker 4: and uh, and so we went back. She took me

2261
01:49:08,920 --> 01:49:11,280
Speaker 4: to my childhood and she had me tell my young

2262
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:15,600
Speaker 4: self that everything was going to work out. And it

2263
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 4: was so powerful, like I literally just started crying. And

2264
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:23,840
Speaker 4: I think that that helped me. I don't know if

2265
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:27,599
Speaker 4: if I should do that again. I think I did it.

2266
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:31,040
Speaker 4: It's a PTSD thing therapy. So they do it a

2267
01:49:31,120 --> 01:49:33,639
Speaker 4: lot with troops that you turn that's what they developed

2268
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:35,080
Speaker 4: it with the returning troops.

2269
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:39,160
Speaker 2: And DJs didn't lose their jobs. Yeah that too well.

2270
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:40,679
Speaker 4: I mean I didn't grow up with a drunk tab

2271
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,240
Speaker 4: but I like I got spanked all the time as

2272
01:49:42,240 --> 01:49:44,639
Speaker 4: a week because my mom was Catholic and she thought

2273
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:48,320
Speaker 4: that's what you do. And yeah, so that's my whole thing,

2274
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:51,440
Speaker 4: was dealing with all that. I don't think that everybody,

2275
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:53,920
Speaker 4: like you have kids that are in the same family

2276
01:49:53,960 --> 01:49:56,840
Speaker 4: that got beat the same amount. Some of them experienced

2277
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:59,800
Speaker 4: trauma from it and some don't. And I think I'm

2278
01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:02,679
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a performer because I'm very sensitive. Yeah,

2279
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:06,080
Speaker 4: or process it different. Yeah, I'm like the oldest of four.

2280
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:09,240
Speaker 4: And what it instilled in me was I never wanted

2281
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,599
Speaker 4: to be in anyone's way. I never wanted to feel

2282
01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:14,240
Speaker 4: like an imposition. I was always trying to please people

2283
01:50:14,320 --> 01:50:16,439
Speaker 4: because then that wouldn't make them mad at me, I

2284
01:50:16,479 --> 01:50:20,280
Speaker 4: wouldn't make him disappointed. Whereas my younger siblings just started

2285
01:50:20,320 --> 01:50:23,280
Speaker 4: wilding out. They were like, f you, They like went

2286
01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:25,479
Speaker 4: got drunk when they were sixteen and moved out. And

2287
01:50:25,560 --> 01:50:28,599
Speaker 4: I was more like, I don't want to make anybody mad. Really, yeah,

2288
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 4: that was my whole thing. So sports, I wrestled, you

2289
01:50:31,960 --> 01:50:34,160
Speaker 4: did it depends on if you think wrestling is a sport.

2290
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:36,519
Speaker 4: I mean I was too short for anything else. I

2291
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,599
Speaker 4: mean I was like, you know, four feet eleven until

2292
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,720
Speaker 4: I was in college. Really I'm exaggerating, but I mean

2293
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:44,439
Speaker 4: I you know, i've to this day, I'm not a

2294
01:50:44,479 --> 01:50:45,360
Speaker 4: six foot tall guy.

2295
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:49,000
Speaker 2: Uh No, I wrestled him. I listened fingers crossed.

2296
01:50:49,120 --> 01:50:53,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I stopped that fetal position masturbating the law. I

2297
01:50:53,280 --> 01:50:56,439
Speaker 4: think that's been stunting my growth. But there's uh but

2298
01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:59,960
Speaker 4: that e MDR is wild. Yeah, it's very gone through it. Yeah,

2299
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 4: and it started with you know the old the cliche

2300
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,880
Speaker 4: of like look at the watch going back and forth. Yeah,

2301
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:07,760
Speaker 4: that's because you're connecting the two. The way I did

2302
01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:11,080
Speaker 4: it was you hold two hand buzzers and they vibrate alternately,

2303
01:51:11,720 --> 01:51:14,840
Speaker 4: and and as you close your you're a seventh level scientologist,

2304
01:51:15,479 --> 01:51:19,280
Speaker 4: so good for you. Clear clear, yep. And so it

2305
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:21,920
Speaker 4: can by doing that, it connects it, and it's it's

2306
01:51:21,960 --> 01:51:24,000
Speaker 4: really amazing. But I haven't got a therapy in so long.

2307
01:51:24,479 --> 01:51:27,400
Speaker 4: I just I had one therapist in New York. Oh

2308
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:32,439
Speaker 4: my god, Sheila Gray, and she was slut. Oh you

2309
01:51:32,479 --> 01:51:33,160
Speaker 4: can't say.

2310
01:51:33,040 --> 01:51:35,200
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm kidding. I mean that's just like a running thing.

2311
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:37,760
Speaker 4: And so when I would go to therapy, she was

2312
01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:39,840
Speaker 4: about four or five years older than me, and she

2313
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:42,320
Speaker 4: used to wear she was like the like the woman

2314
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:44,400
Speaker 4: in the porn movie before she lets her hair down.

2315
01:51:44,439 --> 01:51:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, runs the suit on the skirt.

2316
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:48,880
Speaker 4: And she would sit there and I would get so

2317
01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:51,720
Speaker 4: aroused and I would flirt with her. And she used

2318
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:54,360
Speaker 4: to take the subway with me from the Upper east

2319
01:51:54,360 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 4: Side downtown because that's where we both lived. She came

2320
01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:00,599
Speaker 4: to my comedy shows. That's a tough pivot. And she said,

2321
01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:02,000
Speaker 4: how are you feeling in the room right now? And

2322
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:03,240
Speaker 4: I said, I feel like I want to have sex

2323
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:06,320
Speaker 4: with you and she blushed. Yeah, she said we can't

2324
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:08,200
Speaker 4: do that, and it got I mean you want to

2325
01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:11,519
Speaker 4: talk about going to the fetal position? Yeah, there are

2326
01:52:11,600 --> 01:52:15,920
Speaker 4: professional rules in place. They were not firmly in place.

2327
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:18,559
Speaker 4: Well I was firm, but the rules.

2328
01:52:18,680 --> 01:52:21,479
Speaker 2: Yes, you were doing the e md R on her.

2329
01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:23,800
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, I would like you to fixate your

2330
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:27,160
Speaker 4: eyes on this as it swings back and forth.

2331
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:29,479
Speaker 2: Tell me if that's helping you.

2332
01:52:29,880 --> 01:52:32,799
Speaker 4: Stare at my left breast, now, my right breast, left

2333
01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:34,639
Speaker 4: and left and right?

2334
01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:38,559
Speaker 2: Is this in network? Is this going to be covered?

2335
01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:40,720
Speaker 4: She used to tell me what movies to watch, and

2336
01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:43,720
Speaker 4: then we would both go to the movies separately, and

2337
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:45,639
Speaker 4: then we would talk about the movies during the same

2338
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:47,320
Speaker 4: It was like a date. We didn't go on to

2339
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:50,800
Speaker 4: say she was really she was doing everything but which

2340
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:53,160
Speaker 4: she shouldn't be doing. Yes, she was really screwting around

2341
01:52:53,160 --> 01:52:55,320
Speaker 4: the edges if you put there by the way, everything,

2342
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:58,679
Speaker 4: but is my favorite porn movie everything butt?

2343
01:52:59,000 --> 01:52:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2344
01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:04,040
Speaker 4: Yeah eight, Yeah, it's all downhill from there, but it's yeah, Hey, guys,

2345
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:06,920
Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons. Go to Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. By the way,

2346
01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:08,760
Speaker 4: if you want to see all Things fits Dog that

2347
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:12,200
Speaker 4: Fitz Dog Radio. The new episode I think dropped today. Yep, David,

2348
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:15,439
Speaker 4: David TL It's on the iHeartRadio app. It's wherever you

2349
01:53:15,479 --> 01:53:19,320
Speaker 4: decide to get your podcasts. Sunday Papers, yeah, is great.

2350
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:23,479
Speaker 4: And the one with h with the kids Childish Child Special,

2351
01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:26,439
Speaker 4: Oh you know me is on YouTube. We've got about

2352
01:53:26,439 --> 01:53:27,639
Speaker 4: a half a million views.

2353
01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:28,200
Speaker 2: Beautiful.

2354
01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:31,160
Speaker 4: Like to bump that up. Take your one hundred thousand listeners.

2355
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:32,559
Speaker 4: Tag that onto my total.

2356
01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:34,559
Speaker 2: Yep. How many listeners do you think you have?

2357
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:39,000
Speaker 4: At least seven? Right, Yeah, at least seven at least

2358
01:53:39,040 --> 01:53:41,040
Speaker 4: Are they all homeless guys with transistor radios?

2359
01:53:41,040 --> 01:53:42,360
Speaker 2: Well, I hope so? Yeah?

2360
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:45,120
Speaker 4: Pantsless out here on Euclid Avenue. Yeah, shooting each other

2361
01:53:45,120 --> 01:53:46,680
Speaker 4: on the Year's eight. They should get an ad for

2362
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:49,360
Speaker 4: pants I know.

2363
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:52,240
Speaker 2: Go hey man, we'll do some endorsements or something. Yeah,

2364
01:53:52,320 --> 01:53:53,280
Speaker 2: it's always good to see you.

2365
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:55,040
Speaker 4: That's thank you for coming in pell Yeah, that's it

2366
01:53:55,120 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 4: all right, I'm letting you go. I have to say this,

2367
01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:59,400
Speaker 4: and I don't know if I've said this before, but my

2368
01:53:59,479 --> 01:54:02,759
Speaker 4: two favorite radio shows in the country. Yeah, President Stephen

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Speaker 4: phillyp and you here come. I do radio shows in

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Speaker 4: every city in the car. You are absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Topic to do. Tell those guys they said, Hi, do

2372
01:54:10,040 --> 01:54:10,439
Speaker 2: you know them?

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01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:12,479
Speaker 4: I don't. Yeah, but still tell them. I say hi,

2374
01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:14,880
Speaker 4: and they'll say who, and you'll say, it's the other

2375
01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:16,720
Speaker 4: show I like to have the show. Yeah, right, Well,

2376
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:18,320
Speaker 4: those guys know what they're doing. Thanks for coming in.

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01:54:18,320 --> 01:54:19,519
Speaker 4: All right, thank you God for having me.

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01:54:20,360 --> 01:54:27,800
Speaker 7: Allen Cox Show on one sn call the Alan Cox Show.

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Speaker 19: Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is

2380
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,280
Speaker 19: normal becoming abnormal.

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Speaker 9: Two want six five seven eight one double oh seven

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01:54:35,880 --> 01:54:56,240
Speaker 9: or one three four eight one double oh seven.

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Speaker 4: I heard from one of our bureau chiefs out there

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01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:09,200
Speaker 4: in Philly. They grabbed this dude walking out of a

2385
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:11,200
Speaker 4: cemetery with a bag full of something.

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01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:12,800
Speaker 20: I don't know.

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01:55:12,880 --> 01:55:14,520
Speaker 2: Somebody saw him walking out or what.

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01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:19,720
Speaker 4: A guy named Jonathan Gerlock is in custody. Somebody who

2389
01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:22,240
Speaker 4: maybe was visiting the same cemetery said they saw the

2390
01:55:22,280 --> 01:55:25,800
Speaker 4: guy walking out with a bag that looked like it

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01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,240
Speaker 4: had stuff in it. Sure enough, it was full of remains,

2392
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:31,560
Speaker 4: and so they searched the guy's house. They found over

2393
01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:35,960
Speaker 4: one hundred human skulls. This guy just been going out

2394
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:39,000
Speaker 4: there and grave robbing.

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01:55:39,640 --> 01:55:41,240
Speaker 2: I guess, how don't you notice that?

2396
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:45,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, wouldn't you see the ground dug up?

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01:55:46,720 --> 01:55:50,040
Speaker 4: This is well, maybe he was Maybe he knows something

2398
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:52,880
Speaker 4: we don't. Maybe there's a zombie situation out there in

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01:55:52,920 --> 01:55:57,120
Speaker 4: suburban Philly, and these were things that were already emerging

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01:55:57,160 --> 01:55:59,560
Speaker 4: from the earth. Rob oh right, maybe they were escaping

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01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:01,960
Speaker 4: from their graves and you just stab it through the eye,

2402
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:03,600
Speaker 4: kill it, then you take the skull in.

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01:56:03,640 --> 01:56:06,360
Speaker 2: You're fine. Totally makes it turn it into a super Bowl,

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01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,200
Speaker 2: right a bong.

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01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:14,240
Speaker 4: A thirty four year old Philly man accused of over

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01:56:14,360 --> 01:56:19,560
Speaker 4: one with hundreds of counts of desecrating an historic cemetery

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01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:22,280
Speaker 4: out there. They said that his house was quote a

2408
01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:26,880
Speaker 4: horror movie come to life. I know what they're trying

2409
01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:30,480
Speaker 4: to say, But horror movies are already alive ro They've

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01:56:30,520 --> 01:56:32,280
Speaker 4: been filmed, and they're made and they're you know, but

2411
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:36,280
Speaker 4: I know what they're saying though. So they got a

2412
01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:38,720
Speaker 4: search warrant for the guy's house, went into his basement,

2413
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:42,720
Speaker 4: and they found more than one hundred human skulls as

2414
01:56:42,720 --> 01:56:47,480
Speaker 4: well as numerous long bones, decomposing torsos, so he was

2415
01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:54,520
Speaker 4: getting them relatively fresh too. She's mummified feet and all

2416
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:57,280
Speaker 4: kinds of other stuff. A lot of other Eight additional

2417
01:56:57,320 --> 01:57:00,920
Speaker 4: sets of human remains were found in his storage locker.

2418
01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:06,839
Speaker 4: So now the detectives have recovered an awful lot of bones,

2419
01:57:06,880 --> 01:57:10,080
Speaker 4: they said. At this point, the detective in charge said,

2420
01:57:10,520 --> 01:57:12,560
Speaker 4: good pond. He said, we're still trying to piece all

2421
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:16,720
Speaker 4: this together. It's going to be quite some time before

2422
01:57:16,720 --> 01:57:18,760
Speaker 4: we have an answer. They said, they have no idea

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01:57:18,800 --> 01:57:20,400
Speaker 4: what he was doing with the remains.

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01:57:20,840 --> 01:57:22,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I think you could probably figure it out.

2425
01:57:22,840 --> 01:57:24,240
Speaker 3: To take a look at it like a modern day

2426
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:26,760
Speaker 3: at Gean. Take a look at them, look at take

2427
01:57:26,800 --> 01:57:28,640
Speaker 3: a look at the picture of this guy. Yeah, you

2428
01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:30,040
Speaker 3: can probably figure out what he was doing for them

2429
01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:33,120
Speaker 3: into Super Bowls. He was doing some crazy things with

2430
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:33,640
Speaker 3: those feet.

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01:57:34,360 --> 01:57:37,680
Speaker 4: One set of remains was found with the pacemaker still intact.

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01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:44,200
Speaker 4: He was arrested Tuesday leaving the cemetery. I guess somebody

2433
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:46,680
Speaker 4: had maybe called the cops and said, hey, there's a dude.

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01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:49,360
Speaker 4: They've got him on one million dollars bail. They're charging

2435
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:52,720
Speaker 4: him with three hundred counts of theft and abuse of

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01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:53,280
Speaker 4: a corpse.

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01:57:55,680 --> 01:57:56,160
Speaker 2: How about that?

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01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:02,480
Speaker 4: Because then, by the way, if you're one of those families,

2439
01:58:02,520 --> 01:58:05,480
Speaker 4: this is one of those things you know that ripples out.

2440
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:07,680
Speaker 4: It doesn't just affect a couple of people that you know,

2441
01:58:07,880 --> 01:58:12,320
Speaker 4: just the families that are involved here. Soldiers from every

2442
01:58:12,440 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 4: war since the Revolutionary War were buried in this particular cemetery. Rob,

2443
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:20,360
Speaker 4: Could it be that he's just a history buff? Yeah,

2444
01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:22,000
Speaker 4: trying to really get into their heads.

2445
01:58:22,480 --> 01:58:24,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what you have to do to become

2446
01:58:24,040 --> 01:58:24,400
Speaker 2: a buff.

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01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:28,879
Speaker 4: And they said that because the cemetery has no fence,

2448
01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:34,040
Speaker 4: that it's an inviting target. You wouldn't think you'd have

2449
01:58:34,080 --> 01:58:36,760
Speaker 4: to fence off a cemetery. But and by the way,

2450
01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:39,320
Speaker 4: if somebody is really motivated, there isn't a fence high

2451
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:47,120
Speaker 4: enough to keep people out of a cemetery. And so

2452
01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:51,680
Speaker 4: they determined that twenty six underground vaults and mausoleums have

2453
01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:54,400
Speaker 4: been broken into or damaged. A lot of the sites

2454
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:57,560
Speaker 4: are more than a century old. That probably answers your

2455
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,520
Speaker 4: question as to white people didn't notice that the ground

2456
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:02,000
Speaker 4: was disturbed because he was doing this in the underground

2457
01:59:02,040 --> 01:59:06,000
Speaker 4: vaults in mausoleums. This guy was breaking into like old

2458
01:59:06,120 --> 01:59:10,720
Speaker 4: like structures and take it stuff out. But they think

2459
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:12,840
Speaker 4: that the a lot of the remains came from cemeteries

2460
01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:14,280
Speaker 4: other than the one where he got cut.

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01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:17,720
Speaker 2: You're never gonna know. No, you're never gonna know. That's

2462
01:59:17,720 --> 01:59:18,040
Speaker 2: the thing.

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01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:20,560
Speaker 4: And you have to think that depending on how old

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01:59:20,600 --> 01:59:23,920
Speaker 4: the remains are, they might not have any living You know,

2465
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:26,800
Speaker 4: how do you put this together if you're the people

2466
01:59:26,840 --> 01:59:28,640
Speaker 4: in charge of the investigation. I don't even know how

2467
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:31,920
Speaker 4: you put something like this together. Like, yeah, he's a

2468
01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:36,760
Speaker 4: guy that's you know, I got by the way last

2469
01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:38,800
Speaker 4: trip to la for you in a few minutes.

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01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:43,040
Speaker 2: It is before Rob's alarm goes off.

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01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:47,840
Speaker 4: Uh huh, it is the uh last trip this week

2472
01:59:49,480 --> 01:59:53,840
Speaker 4: to get you to La four our iHeartRadio Alter Ego Festival.

2473
01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:55,840
Speaker 2: They've actually had a change. You know, we talk about

2474
01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:56,480
Speaker 2: this all the time.

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01:59:56,720 --> 01:59:58,840
Speaker 4: I say, sure enough, the closer we get because it's

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01:59:58,880 --> 02:00:01,840
Speaker 4: next weekend, it's in lat Kia form and a lot

2477
02:00:01,880 --> 02:00:03,360
Speaker 4: of times there's a last minute addition.

2478
02:00:03,680 --> 02:00:06,000
Speaker 2: This year there's a last minute detraction.

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02:00:07,680 --> 02:00:10,080
Speaker 4: There was a band called who was the guy Miles

2480
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,680
Speaker 4: Kennedy Miles, I don't even know Davis. There was some

2481
02:00:12,800 --> 02:00:15,839
Speaker 4: kid one of the baby bands bailed and been replaced

2482
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:18,280
Speaker 4: by a band called Mountjoy, who are actually pretty good.

2483
02:00:18,360 --> 02:00:20,440
Speaker 4: Actually they kind of get an indie vibe. You're gonna

2484
02:00:20,480 --> 02:00:23,040
Speaker 4: be here this summer if you don't win the La Trip.

2485
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:25,440
Speaker 4: Mount Joy is pretty good. But Green Day twenty one,

2486
02:00:25,480 --> 02:00:29,480
Speaker 4: Pilot's Cage, the Elephant, Sublime, Good Charlotte, next weekend. I

2487
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:32,360
Speaker 4: should just do it right now, right sure we got

2488
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:35,400
Speaker 4: because then it's going to be five o'clock on a Friday, Rob,

2489
02:00:35,440 --> 02:00:39,360
Speaker 4: and then seconds the whole thing that goes along with that,

2490
02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:44,760
Speaker 4: and it's so The iHeartRadio Alter Ego Festival is next

2491
02:00:44,880 --> 02:00:47,240
Speaker 4: Saturday night. This is the last trip you and a

2492
02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:51,920
Speaker 4: friend would get you one thousand dollars and tickets and

2493
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:53,040
Speaker 4: airfare in the whole bit.

2494
02:00:53,120 --> 02:00:53,520
Speaker 2: So good.

2495
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:56,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, your chance at a trip to our iHeart Radio

2496
02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:01,240
Speaker 9: Alter Ego. Jack's the nationwide keyword to the number two

2497
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:04,360
Speaker 9: hundred two hundred. You'll get a confirmation text and INPOS

2498
02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:07,040
Speaker 9: standard data and message race apply in this nation of

2499
02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:07,920
Speaker 9: why contest.

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02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:10,640
Speaker 7: That's rock to two hundred two hundred.

2501
02:01:13,520 --> 02:01:17,640
Speaker 21: What's your finger bag finger bag bank bank bang finger

2502
02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:19,840
Speaker 21: bang bang finger bag bang.

2503
02:01:20,320 --> 02:01:23,160
Speaker 4: Rob has an alarm set for Friday at five o'clock

2504
02:01:23,240 --> 02:01:24,880
Speaker 4: for Brian's finger bang song.

2505
02:01:24,920 --> 02:01:30,600
Speaker 2: It's right weekend. Yeah. Do we have a specialty weekend

2506
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:32,000
Speaker 2: that you do this weekend?

2507
02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:36,960
Speaker 4: Okay, that you've slaved over.

2508
02:01:41,240 --> 02:01:45,680
Speaker 21: Finger bag bang based sang finger bang bang, finger bag

2509
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:47,400
Speaker 21: bang bang bang.

2510
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:50,440
Speaker 2: Finger even without your alarm my texts blow up bank

2511
02:01:50,680 --> 02:01:53,920
Speaker 2: bank finger bang, Alan, don't forget the Friday.

2512
02:01:53,640 --> 02:01:56,080
Speaker 21: Finger bang you finger bang bang.

2513
02:01:56,360 --> 02:02:01,880
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you Brian, Brian finger bang every Friday at

2514
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:03,160
Speaker 3: four fifty pm.

2515
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:06,320
Speaker 2: There you go, done and done.

2516
02:02:06,600 --> 02:02:12,120
Speaker 4: Happy weekend, Alan, Happy weekend, Rob, thank you, Happy weekend, Jess.

2517
02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:16,200
Speaker 10: Happy week Do you have a gig this weekend? I

2518
02:02:16,240 --> 02:02:18,160
Speaker 10: don't not this weekend.

2519
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:20,480
Speaker 2: That's what the kids call a show, Rob. A gig?

2520
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:25,720
Speaker 4: Oh, a gig, it's a computer term. Do you have

2521
02:02:25,760 --> 02:02:28,440
Speaker 4: a gigabyte this weekend? You have a couple of couple

2522
02:02:28,520 --> 02:02:28,960
Speaker 4: out of state?

2523
02:02:29,520 --> 02:02:32,560
Speaker 10: Ah, well, one's in Cleveland. On February thirteen.

2524
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:34,400
Speaker 4: I was going to say, do you ever get because

2525
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:36,160
Speaker 4: it's a Chicago band that you were in, did you

2526
02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:39,760
Speaker 4: ever get to come here and do a show.

2527
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:41,760
Speaker 2: The drummers from Cleveland?

2528
02:02:41,920 --> 02:02:42,040
Speaker 4: Oh?

2529
02:02:42,080 --> 02:02:45,160
Speaker 2: Okay, somewhere I think like East Side or something like that.

2530
02:02:46,280 --> 02:02:48,560
Speaker 2: What's the gig? On February the thirteenth.

2531
02:02:48,600 --> 02:02:52,880
Speaker 4: Where is it? Yeah, the local and Strongsville. The local bar. Oh,

2532
02:02:52,920 --> 02:02:55,080
Speaker 4: I love that place. I then appearance is there? Love

2533
02:02:55,120 --> 02:02:57,040
Speaker 4: the local bar. Maybe will pop in. They got a

2534
02:02:57,120 --> 02:03:00,120
Speaker 4: huge stage there. I'll be out of town that day actually,

2535
02:03:00,160 --> 02:03:02,480
Speaker 4: so I can't make it. That's the date of my

2536
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:06,520
Speaker 4: daughter's a senior recital rob at Michigan State University. That's

2537
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,240
Speaker 4: her final performance as she graduates from the School of

2538
02:03:09,320 --> 02:03:10,640
Speaker 4: Music there in May. Oh.

2539
02:03:10,680 --> 02:03:11,880
Speaker 2: That's exciting, of course.

2540
02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:14,520
Speaker 4: The trouble is it's also my nine year old's birthday.

2541
02:03:14,720 --> 02:03:17,760
Speaker 4: Ah so yeah, So I'm gonna be out of town

2542
02:03:17,920 --> 02:03:21,440
Speaker 4: for her tenth birthday. So everybody's real happy about that.

2543
02:03:21,560 --> 02:03:24,360
Speaker 4: That's a double digit birth I know she understands. It's

2544
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:27,480
Speaker 4: her sister. I'm like, I cannot miss your sister's senior recital.

2545
02:03:27,520 --> 02:03:29,640
Speaker 4: Take her to the show, I offered, But I'm like,

2546
02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:31,680
Speaker 4: it's her birthday. She's gonna want to have her friends over.

2547
02:03:31,760 --> 02:03:31,880
Speaker 16: You know.

2548
02:03:32,160 --> 02:03:34,520
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to spend her birthday that day that way.

2549
02:03:34,600 --> 02:03:37,200
Speaker 4: So it's like, I gotta still got to figure that out.

2550
02:03:37,360 --> 02:03:40,920
Speaker 2: Watch a seven hour opera. Well, it's not one of those,

2551
02:03:40,960 --> 02:03:41,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

2552
02:03:41,400 --> 02:03:44,800
Speaker 4: It's like it's her recital, so it's her accompanist and

2553
02:03:45,000 --> 02:03:47,040
Speaker 4: her and the things that she's you know, put together,

2554
02:03:48,120 --> 02:03:50,680
Speaker 4: so it's it's a much more intimate affair. But it's

2555
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:54,680
Speaker 4: the same day. And my older daughter was like beside herself.

2556
02:03:54,680 --> 02:03:56,880
Speaker 4: She was all bummed out because she didn't want to

2557
02:03:56,880 --> 02:03:58,520
Speaker 4: be cutting in on her sister's birthday.

2558
02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:01,240
Speaker 2: But I'm like this, this is what happens in life. Man.

2559
02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:03,360
Speaker 2: You can't work everything out, you know what I mean.

2560
02:04:04,080 --> 02:04:07,480
Speaker 4: So what I'm trying to say is I'm going to

2561
02:04:07,520 --> 02:04:09,480
Speaker 4: have to tell both of them now that I'm going

2562
02:04:09,520 --> 02:04:14,200
Speaker 4: to Jess's show instead Rob And what a terrible conversation for.

2563
02:04:14,240 --> 02:04:15,360
Speaker 2: A parent to have to have.

2564
02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:18,920
Speaker 4: And I'm like, who, guys, I can't make it to

2565
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:21,720
Speaker 4: either of these events because I'll be at the local

2566
02:04:21,760 --> 02:04:22,600
Speaker 4: bar in Strongs.

2567
02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:25,200
Speaker 2: I mean it does it's an equalizer.

2568
02:04:26,440 --> 02:04:28,520
Speaker 3: Well, well, if you skip both of their things for

2569
02:04:28,640 --> 02:04:31,080
Speaker 3: Jess's gig, it is an equalizer because then they're both

2570
02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:31,760
Speaker 3: getting the shaft.

2571
02:04:32,080 --> 02:04:34,400
Speaker 2: We will cut the bike in two.

2572
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:35,000
Speaker 13: Right.

2573
02:04:36,520 --> 02:04:38,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna have to sit both of them down

2574
02:04:38,640 --> 02:04:41,200
Speaker 4: and tell well, sit the nine year old down. I'll

2575
02:04:41,240 --> 02:04:44,600
Speaker 4: call my older daughter and I go, guys, I've thought

2576
02:04:44,640 --> 02:04:45,280
Speaker 4: about this.

2577
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:47,240
Speaker 2: You can still sit her down. You can say, honey,

2578
02:04:47,240 --> 02:04:47,760
Speaker 2: are you sitting?

2579
02:04:47,840 --> 02:04:49,760
Speaker 4: Are you sitting? You're gonna want to shut down for this.

2580
02:04:50,640 --> 02:04:53,320
Speaker 4: I'm not coming you know how I was.

2581
02:04:53,280 --> 02:04:58,560
Speaker 2: Going to come to your senior recital things.

2582
02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:01,440
Speaker 4: A couple of things have changed. No, no, no, it's not

2583
02:05:01,480 --> 02:05:02,839
Speaker 4: because of your sister's birthday.

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Speaker 2: I haven't.

2585
02:05:03,520 --> 02:05:08,360
Speaker 4: It's because I don't want to disappoint the one over

2586
02:05:08,400 --> 02:05:12,080
Speaker 4: the other. Right, So I've made the very painful decision

2587
02:05:12,440 --> 02:05:14,560
Speaker 4: to disappoint both of you.

2588
02:05:14,920 --> 02:05:18,560
Speaker 2: But it's equally disappoint both of you equally. I don't

2589
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Speaker 2: see it.

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02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:22,960
Speaker 4: I think it's a bigger disappointment for my daughter at

2591
02:05:23,000 --> 02:05:28,560
Speaker 4: Michigan State. She's only doing that one time, right, my

2592
02:05:28,640 --> 02:05:29,800
Speaker 4: younger daughter, she'll.

2593
02:05:29,560 --> 02:05:31,880
Speaker 2: Have a birthday every year, but it won't tenth day,

2594
02:05:32,280 --> 02:05:35,680
Speaker 2: won't be a double dishit whatever. Well, they'll all be double.

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02:05:35,440 --> 02:05:38,720
Speaker 4: That after that, the tenth of I know, But do

2596
02:05:38,760 --> 02:05:40,680
Speaker 4: you remember your tenth birthday?

2597
02:05:41,240 --> 02:05:43,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't remember my fiftieth birthday.

2598
02:05:43,840 --> 02:05:45,280
Speaker 4: I mean I was in Vegas, so I you know,

2599
02:05:45,360 --> 02:05:48,160
Speaker 4: kind of remember, but I don't remember my tenth birthday.

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02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:49,280
Speaker 2: I had to share my birth there.

2601
02:05:49,760 --> 02:05:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you got twins in your family, you and

2602
02:05:52,920 --> 02:05:54,640
Speaker 4: your sister and your other sister are both twins.

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02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:55,520
Speaker 2: Yep.

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02:05:55,520 --> 02:05:57,760
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us just as sisters, it's two

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02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:59,080
Speaker 4: sets of twins.

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02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but easier for your.

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02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:04,800
Speaker 4: Parents to celebrate two birthdays instead of four.

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02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:08,120
Speaker 2: A two for one deal. Yeah. Still, what a pain

2609
02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:08,760
Speaker 2: in the ass.

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02:06:09,080 --> 02:06:12,160
Speaker 4: I think we've had combined gifts before too. I'm sure

2611
02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:14,800
Speaker 4: you should one basketball hoop get screwed?

2612
02:06:15,080 --> 02:06:18,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think we When he gets the hope.

2613
02:06:17,880 --> 02:06:20,720
Speaker 2: The one car and then we had to fight over it.

2614
02:06:20,960 --> 02:06:21,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

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02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:24,920
Speaker 10: She wanted to put cheetah print, like what are seat

2616
02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:25,520
Speaker 10: covers on it?

2617
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:28,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not driving around like that cheetah print.

2618
02:06:28,960 --> 02:06:32,680
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, mmm mmm not my Did you guys

2619
02:06:32,680 --> 02:06:33,680
Speaker 4: come to blows over it?

2620
02:06:34,240 --> 02:06:37,160
Speaker 2: I won the car, She didn't. She didn't get the

2621
02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:37,760
Speaker 2: car anymore.

2622
02:06:37,960 --> 02:06:38,280
Speaker 4: Wow.

2623
02:06:38,480 --> 02:06:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, she moved my mom down in Canton, so I

2624
02:06:40,480 --> 02:06:41,000
Speaker 2: got the car.

2625
02:06:41,360 --> 02:06:43,320
Speaker 4: I remember there was a year my middle brother and

2626
02:06:43,360 --> 02:06:46,560
Speaker 4: I shared a car and he was way more socially

2627
02:06:46,640 --> 02:06:50,760
Speaker 4: active than I was. But the result of that was

2628
02:06:50,880 --> 02:06:53,800
Speaker 4: he would just default to always getting the car. And

2629
02:06:53,840 --> 02:06:55,840
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, okay, you're cooler than I am. But

2630
02:06:55,840 --> 02:06:57,880
Speaker 4: it's like, I still we're going to share this car.

2631
02:06:57,960 --> 02:06:59,920
Speaker 4: But we got to share this car. I gotta be

2632
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:02,280
Speaker 4: a we'll take it out for something. He's like for what?

2633
02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:04,920
Speaker 2: I go close to the drive through.

2634
02:07:05,320 --> 02:07:13,160
Speaker 4: Yes, seriously, Well anyway, okay, so uh how do we

2635
02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:14,200
Speaker 4: the thirteenth?

2636
02:07:14,320 --> 02:07:16,280
Speaker 2: Yes? Over there at the local bar Instrum.

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02:07:16,280 --> 02:07:18,560
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, the Fingerbang weekend, Rob, That's what we're

2638
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:20,920
Speaker 4: talking about and what was going on this weekend. And

2639
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:24,000
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's supposed to be. I haven't

2640
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:27,760
Speaker 4: been paying attention to the weather forecast that we've been airing,

2641
02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:29,400
Speaker 4: but I don't know if it's supposed to stay a

2642
02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:30,600
Speaker 4: little bit warmer this weekend.

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02:07:30,680 --> 02:07:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2644
02:07:31,840 --> 02:07:33,800
Speaker 4: I love these wellness people, by the way, and it's

2645
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:36,040
Speaker 4: so much easier, you know, when you start to notice

2646
02:07:36,240 --> 02:07:38,840
Speaker 4: that most of those people are like in California or

2647
02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:41,840
Speaker 4: things like that. They're like, getting thirty minutes of morning

2648
02:07:41,960 --> 02:07:46,440
Speaker 4: sunlight is a powerful hack to regulate your sleep. And

2649
02:07:46,600 --> 02:07:49,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, no, doy, I live in Ohio. We

2650
02:07:49,120 --> 02:07:51,480
Speaker 4: don't get thirty minutes of sun in a week. What

2651
02:07:51,520 --> 02:07:54,640
Speaker 4: are you talking about? Thirty minutes of morning sunlight? Yeah,

2652
02:07:54,720 --> 02:07:58,280
Speaker 4: I understand that would be great. You get that if

2653
02:07:58,320 --> 02:08:00,880
Speaker 4: you live out west, you have them, Laura, maybe don't

2654
02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:04,960
Speaker 4: get in Ohio. That's why people are chugging vitamin D here.

2655
02:08:06,680 --> 02:08:09,040
Speaker 2: It helps to reset your clock and you get some

2656
02:08:09,160 --> 02:08:10,000
Speaker 2: light on your skin.

2657
02:08:10,200 --> 02:08:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, we're all well aware. We all know the

2658
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:14,720
Speaker 4: benefits of sunlight.

2659
02:08:15,280 --> 02:08:17,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. But would be great, wouldn't it. Yeah, it would

2660
02:08:17,720 --> 02:08:21,040
Speaker 2: be great, the nice great cloud over Cleveland.

2661
02:08:21,200 --> 02:08:26,960
Speaker 4: But sunset it's a day later every day, Rob, once

2662
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:29,760
Speaker 4: you hit that equinox or the solstice rather, which we

2663
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:31,480
Speaker 4: did right before Christmas.

2664
02:08:31,080 --> 02:08:34,000
Speaker 2: Every day a little bit longer.

2665
02:08:34,880 --> 02:08:38,240
Speaker 4: Sunset yesterday, Rob, five thirteen. Guess what time it's set

2666
02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:42,720
Speaker 4: in today? Five fourteen, five fourteen. Yes, that's in a

2667
02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:48,360
Speaker 4: few minutes. Such a good guess. So yeah, No, thirty

2668
02:08:48,360 --> 02:08:50,760
Speaker 4: minutes of morning sunlight would be great, wouldn't it?

2669
02:08:50,840 --> 02:08:54,120
Speaker 3: Only one day in the thirties until next Thursday. I'd

2670
02:08:54,120 --> 02:08:55,280
Speaker 3: be up in the forties all week.

2671
02:08:55,320 --> 02:08:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you may there will be in the

2672
02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,480
Speaker 2: twenties until then.

2673
02:08:57,600 --> 02:09:02,320
Speaker 3: Nope, all right, No, forty five tomorrow, thirty three Sunday, okay,

2674
02:09:02,600 --> 02:09:04,640
Speaker 3: and then forty forty six, forty one.

2675
02:09:04,960 --> 02:09:10,440
Speaker 2: Twenty eight. Yeah. What would weather sound like in the forties? Wow, Hey,

2676
02:09:10,600 --> 02:09:15,200
Speaker 2: it's cold. It's not the exact same as it does

2677
02:09:15,280 --> 02:09:22,040
Speaker 2: right now. It's great. Coh, that's right. Hey Kathleen, Hey Alan,

2678
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:24,600
Speaker 2: how are you? Oh, I'm hanging in. What's up?

2679
02:09:26,080 --> 02:09:29,000
Speaker 6: Just I didn't hear the whole conversation. But as a mom,

2680
02:09:30,200 --> 02:09:32,920
Speaker 6: why couldn't you just compromise with the nine year old

2681
02:09:33,440 --> 02:09:37,520
Speaker 6: do her birthday a different day? Because you will, I'm

2682
02:09:37,520 --> 02:09:40,920
Speaker 6: just telling you will regret not going to that performance

2683
02:09:40,960 --> 02:09:41,520
Speaker 6: in Michigan.

2684
02:09:41,640 --> 02:09:44,560
Speaker 4: No, I am doing that where that's the plan. It's

2685
02:09:44,600 --> 02:09:47,120
Speaker 4: just she'll get up, you know what. I'm sure it'll

2686
02:09:47,120 --> 02:09:50,480
Speaker 4: be a little andy climactic because she'll do it while

2687
02:09:50,560 --> 02:09:52,760
Speaker 4: you know, she'll have some friends for a sleepover or whatever.

2688
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:55,360
Speaker 2: I'll be gone. So but yeah, I said, listen, let's

2689
02:09:55,680 --> 02:09:58,880
Speaker 2: obviously we'll do something nervous there. No, I got it

2690
02:09:58,920 --> 02:10:01,080
Speaker 2: all figured out. I've been doing this. It's a long time, Kathleen.

2691
02:10:01,120 --> 02:10:05,360
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not a brainiac, but you know, figure it out.

2692
02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:09,200
Speaker 4: But I do appreciate the suggestion. I'm appreciated that you didn't.

2693
02:10:08,960 --> 02:10:12,120
Speaker 2: Want me to fall. You can't miss this, you can't.

2694
02:10:12,360 --> 02:10:15,680
Speaker 4: I'm not going. I have no intention of missing it.

2695
02:10:16,560 --> 02:10:19,600
Speaker 4: Perhaps you could go in my stead, Perhaps you could

2696
02:10:19,640 --> 02:10:20,440
Speaker 4: go in my se a.

2697
02:10:20,480 --> 02:10:22,640
Speaker 6: Nine year old, our ten year old birthday party. I

2698
02:10:22,680 --> 02:10:25,440
Speaker 6: could do that with my arm closed and no arms

2699
02:10:25,440 --> 02:10:26,200
Speaker 6: and legs, so.

2700
02:10:28,040 --> 02:10:29,200
Speaker 12: I could do That's like.

2701
02:10:29,160 --> 02:10:31,760
Speaker 4: I could do that with with my arms closed. She

2702
02:10:31,800 --> 02:10:32,839
Speaker 4: just has her arms crossed.

2703
02:10:33,520 --> 02:10:35,120
Speaker 2: That's okay. Yeah, she was excited.

2704
02:10:36,560 --> 02:10:39,560
Speaker 4: I know I heard the finger bang. All right, thank you, Kathleen.

2705
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:40,320
Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

2706
02:10:41,360 --> 02:10:46,760
Speaker 2: He made me feel good. Well, bank bank Rob.

2707
02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:49,200
Speaker 4: If I can end the week making Kathleen and men

2708
02:10:49,240 --> 02:10:52,320
Speaker 4: or feel better, that's right, then I've done my job

2709
02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:54,360
Speaker 4: as a steward of the public airwaves.

2710
02:10:54,960 --> 02:10:56,520
Speaker 21: Finger bag bank ba.

2711
02:11:04,480 --> 02:11:06,040
Speaker 2: All right, I get it.

2712
02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:13,000
Speaker 7: The one car show on one hunds necessary than ever.

2713
02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:15,000
Speaker 2: I am Matt and I'm Joel.

2714
02:11:15,360 --> 02:11:18,160
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2715
02:11:18,200 --> 02:11:21,000
Speaker 22: week we help you to spend smarter, save more, and

2716
02:11:21,160 --> 02:11:23,160
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02:11:26,360 --> 02:11:28,880
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Speaker 2: Now, hey you with the.

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Speaker 7: Good taste, What the hell you doing here? It's the

2724
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Speaker 7: Allan Cox Show.

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02:11:41,920 --> 02:11:51,600
Speaker 1: On one hundred point seven WMMS.

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Speaker 14: The stars at night are big and Brian being the

2727
02:11:58,120 --> 02:12:05,840
Speaker 14: hard offection. The rarest guy is wide and high deep

2728
02:12:05,920 --> 02:12:16,560
Speaker 14: in Texas. The tile tail along the trail deep in Texas.

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Speaker 2: Three five one nine two.

2730
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Speaker 4: You want to send a text if you listen to

2731
02:12:19,480 --> 02:12:22,880
Speaker 4: us on iHeartRadio, tell me where you do it. If

2732
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:24,920
Speaker 4: you're out of state. Make sure that our map is

2733
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:26,680
Speaker 4: up to date. Who are some of the recent additions

2734
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:29,560
Speaker 4: to the map. There's Ron in Corning, New York. Madison

2735
02:12:29,640 --> 02:12:33,720
Speaker 4: D C. Todd listens in Saltillo, Mississippi. A lot of

2736
02:12:33,760 --> 02:12:37,000
Speaker 4: people in Texas too. I was reading that Texas is

2737
02:12:37,040 --> 02:12:41,480
Speaker 4: going to become the first state in the Union to

2738
02:12:41,760 --> 02:12:46,600
Speaker 4: not require lawyers to be accredited by the American Bar Association.

2739
02:12:46,720 --> 02:12:50,440
Speaker 4: Hold on, I guess you'll just get a TikTok lawyer

2740
02:12:50,480 --> 02:12:52,040
Speaker 4: now and that'll be okay. So do you just have

2741
02:12:52,120 --> 02:12:57,040
Speaker 4: to pass the test and then uh, the law will

2742
02:12:57,040 --> 02:13:00,160
Speaker 4: no longer require soon to be lawyers to attend a

2743
02:13:00,240 --> 02:13:05,760
Speaker 4: law school accredited by the American Bar Association. Now, I

2744
02:13:05,760 --> 02:13:09,640
Speaker 4: imagine that if you are somebody who values the law

2745
02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:13,040
Speaker 4: such as it is and of course quickly being demolished.

2746
02:13:13,080 --> 02:13:16,560
Speaker 4: But if you're somebody who values the law as it is.

2747
02:13:16,640 --> 02:13:18,800
Speaker 4: I'm sure you still want to go to a law

2748
02:13:18,840 --> 02:13:23,000
Speaker 4: school that would have accreditation by the American Bar Association.

2749
02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:25,120
Speaker 3: So was the thought process that you can go to

2750
02:13:26,040 --> 02:13:29,960
Speaker 3: any school as long as you pass that what is it?

2751
02:13:30,000 --> 02:13:32,520
Speaker 3: The LSAT SLAT. Oh yeah, I took him.

2752
02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, ain't easy, you know, earlier in the week, and

2753
02:13:34,800 --> 02:13:36,400
Speaker 4: a lot of people think that it was a joke

2754
02:13:36,840 --> 02:13:39,080
Speaker 4: because our friend Bill Squire is a comedian. He's my

2755
02:13:39,080 --> 02:13:41,160
Speaker 4: co host here on the show for over a decade,

2756
02:13:41,440 --> 02:13:45,040
Speaker 4: and he posted a series of panels on his Instagram

2757
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:47,360
Speaker 4: earlier in the week that he was kind of pivoting

2758
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:50,880
Speaker 4: and that he was going to be matriculating very soon

2759
02:13:51,120 --> 02:13:53,280
Speaker 4: with the hopes of maybe earning a law degree down

2760
02:13:53,280 --> 02:13:53,600
Speaker 4: the road.

2761
02:13:53,600 --> 02:13:54,720
Speaker 2: And I think a lot of people thought it was.

2762
02:13:54,720 --> 02:13:56,200
Speaker 4: A joke, And I was like, I took him at

2763
02:13:56,200 --> 02:13:57,680
Speaker 4: his word because I have no indication that he was

2764
02:13:57,720 --> 02:14:01,160
Speaker 4: kidding about that. I mean, it seemed too well thought

2765
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:05,720
Speaker 4: out and explained to be some you know, gargantuan bit.

2766
02:14:07,200 --> 02:14:08,720
Speaker 4: It's a wild pivot, to be sure. If you don't

2767
02:14:08,720 --> 02:14:10,640
Speaker 4: follow Bill on Instagram, you should and go read it.

2768
02:14:12,160 --> 02:14:14,880
Speaker 4: But again, he's you know, he's famously not a paperwork

2769
02:14:14,960 --> 02:14:19,280
Speaker 4: guy and hated school. You know, but listen, you can.

2770
02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:21,120
Speaker 4: It's ever too late to decide that you want to

2771
02:14:21,160 --> 02:14:26,360
Speaker 4: do something new. But what this means is if he

2772
02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:28,720
Speaker 4: decided he wanted to go to law school in Texas,

2773
02:14:29,560 --> 02:14:32,160
Speaker 4: he wouldn't, as I understand it, need to go to

2774
02:14:32,240 --> 02:14:36,280
Speaker 4: a law school under the auspices of the American Bar Association.

2775
02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:40,200
Speaker 4: Fascinating saying that the ABA should no longer have the

2776
02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:43,200
Speaker 4: final say on which law school graduates can take the

2777
02:14:43,240 --> 02:14:47,560
Speaker 4: bar exam. Maybe they're just saying that the ABA doesn't

2778
02:14:47,560 --> 02:14:49,440
Speaker 4: have to sign off on you take in the LSATs.

2779
02:14:50,240 --> 02:14:54,080
Speaker 4: Law school graduates who want to practice in Texas are

2780
02:14:54,120 --> 02:15:00,240
Speaker 4: no longer required to attend an ABA accredited school. What

2781
02:15:00,280 --> 02:15:03,760
Speaker 4: it says, so it's a little clickbaity, I am playing

2782
02:15:03,760 --> 02:15:07,880
Speaker 4: with you a little bit. But again the loosening it

2783
02:15:08,040 --> 02:15:15,800
Speaker 4: goes more to this notion that institutions are toothless and

2784
02:15:16,040 --> 02:15:20,920
Speaker 4: some of them probably should be changed. Many of them

2785
02:15:20,920 --> 02:15:25,400
Speaker 4: should not be changed. But the Texas Supreme Court will

2786
02:15:25,440 --> 02:15:27,480
Speaker 4: weigh in. They will have the final say on this.

2787
02:15:29,280 --> 02:15:33,280
Speaker 4: The wait for it all Republican Court hasn't given a

2788
02:15:33,320 --> 02:15:35,240
Speaker 4: reason for initiating the change, but.

2789
02:15:35,280 --> 02:15:37,680
Speaker 2: I guess you can. I bet you can guess why.

2790
02:15:39,640 --> 02:15:44,320
Speaker 4: They want to all kinds of different people to be lawyers.

2791
02:15:46,160 --> 02:15:49,920
Speaker 4: John mulaney, you know we're talking about Minnesota. Minneapolis has

2792
02:15:49,920 --> 02:15:54,200
Speaker 4: had a week boy with Renee Good getting murdered by

2793
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:57,400
Speaker 4: ice and all kinds of other things going on. The

2794
02:15:57,560 --> 02:16:01,480
Speaker 4: Cavaliers losing to the timber Wolve, I mean, when will

2795
02:16:01,520 --> 02:16:08,600
Speaker 4: the disrespect end? Timberwolves will be in town tomorrow to

2796
02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:12,120
Speaker 4: play the Calves. It's a one o'clock game here on MMS,

2797
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:17,760
Speaker 4: comedian John mulaney canceled his Minneapolis show. He said that

2798
02:16:17,840 --> 02:16:21,480
Speaker 4: Minneapolis was he thought it was unsafe for people who

2799
02:16:21,600 --> 02:16:25,360
Speaker 4: might be potentially coming to his show. The show will

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02:16:25,400 --> 02:16:29,040
Speaker 4: be postponed. He was supposed to be in Minneapolis tonight,

2801
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:32,320
Speaker 4: tomorrow and Sunday. You know our friend Greg Fitzimmons, which

2802
02:16:32,320 --> 02:16:34,080
Speaker 4: is in here. He's doing the weekend at Hilarities here

2803
02:16:34,080 --> 02:16:38,680
Speaker 4: in Cleveland. John mulaney said to be in Minneapolis this weekend.

2804
02:16:38,840 --> 02:16:42,800
Speaker 4: He postponed those shows, saying that the situation is so

2805
02:16:43,879 --> 02:16:47,279
Speaker 4: unsafe in the city right now. It didn't want to

2806
02:16:47,320 --> 02:16:52,840
Speaker 4: be concerned with people maybe running a foul of I

2807
02:16:52,879 --> 02:16:55,000
Speaker 4: don't know what ice is they're not law enforcement, they're

2808
02:16:55,040 --> 02:16:57,960
Speaker 4: not vetted. I don't know what they are. The secret police,

2809
02:16:58,000 --> 02:17:02,439
Speaker 4: I guess. And he said, so, I'm going to postpone

2810
02:17:02,440 --> 02:17:06,439
Speaker 4: these Minneapolis shows. They're going through a lot of challenges

2811
02:17:06,480 --> 02:17:09,240
Speaker 4: and grief, and it feels unfair to the audience. You

2812
02:17:09,240 --> 02:17:11,520
Speaker 4: could make the case that that's precisely the time people

2813
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:14,760
Speaker 4: need to laugh, But you also understand, from an optics

2814
02:17:14,760 --> 02:17:17,440
Speaker 4: point of view, if you're the performer, you might not

2815
02:17:17,640 --> 02:17:19,320
Speaker 4: want to be the one being there trying to make

2816
02:17:19,360 --> 02:17:23,080
Speaker 4: those people laugh. I don't feel comfortable asking thousands of

2817
02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:27,400
Speaker 4: people each night there's a flex to leave their homes,

2818
02:17:27,640 --> 02:17:30,160
Speaker 4: gather at the venue, and then make their way back

2819
02:17:30,200 --> 02:17:32,680
Speaker 4: home when the situation is so unsafe.

2820
02:17:33,720 --> 02:17:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even have to be brown to get

2821
02:17:35,440 --> 02:17:36,160
Speaker 2: murdered anymore.

2822
02:17:36,520 --> 02:17:39,320
Speaker 3: Well, to me, that sounds like he's not making it

2823
02:17:39,360 --> 02:17:43,080
Speaker 3: as much about what happened versus the safety of it,

2824
02:17:43,160 --> 02:17:44,360
Speaker 3: right like he I think that he is.

2825
02:17:44,920 --> 02:17:47,879
Speaker 2: I think this is the good call on his part.

2826
02:17:48,200 --> 02:17:50,760
Speaker 3: I think it's again, I think you don't want to

2827
02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:53,000
Speaker 3: be the guy telling jokes in Minneapolis right.

2828
02:17:52,920 --> 02:17:54,080
Speaker 2: Now, you know.

2829
02:17:54,160 --> 02:17:59,360
Speaker 3: I think it's it's probably the smart move, Yeah, because

2830
02:17:59,360 --> 02:18:02,040
Speaker 3: how do you nodedge rested. I mean there's protests going

2831
02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:04,160
Speaker 3: on outside the doors of the place, Like you don't

2832
02:18:05,000 --> 02:18:06,200
Speaker 3: I think you have to cancel them.

2833
02:18:06,360 --> 02:18:08,600
Speaker 4: Well, there's an issue of it probably being more trouble

2834
02:18:08,600 --> 02:18:10,560
Speaker 4: than it's worth. I mean, two things can be true. Right,

2835
02:18:10,920 --> 02:18:14,760
Speaker 4: it's probably a bad time. And he's like, there's a

2836
02:18:14,760 --> 02:18:16,440
Speaker 4: lot of people coming to these three shows I'm doing.

2837
02:18:16,480 --> 02:18:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm sure he sold them out.

2838
02:18:17,760 --> 02:18:19,760
Speaker 4: I don't know how big of a venue the Armory is,

2839
02:18:19,800 --> 02:18:22,640
Speaker 4: but if it's probably if he said thousands of people

2840
02:18:23,480 --> 02:18:26,080
Speaker 4: right over the course of the weekend, yeah, maybe then

2841
02:18:26,560 --> 02:18:30,080
Speaker 4: good move for him. On the subject of Minnesota, if

2842
02:18:30,120 --> 02:18:32,720
Speaker 4: you can go back twenty five years in your mind,

2843
02:18:32,879 --> 02:18:36,840
Speaker 4: you remember that Jesse Ventura was the governor of Minnesota

2844
02:18:37,360 --> 02:18:40,680
Speaker 4: twenty five years ago, ninety nine to three. Oh my god,

2845
02:18:40,959 --> 02:18:42,920
Speaker 4: it was the thirty eighth governor of Minnesota.

2846
02:18:43,440 --> 02:18:46,200
Speaker 3: I guess this isn't that part of the brain Greg

2847
02:18:46,320 --> 02:18:50,680
Speaker 3: was talking about that doesn't comprehend time, right, twenty three

2848
02:18:50,840 --> 02:18:51,240
Speaker 3: years ago?

2849
02:18:51,480 --> 02:18:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesse Ventura got elected to be the governor of

2850
02:18:56,240 --> 02:18:59,600
Speaker 4: who is that me? Me to be the governor of

2851
02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:03,560
Speaker 4: Minnesota back in nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, he got one term.

2852
02:19:04,160 --> 02:19:05,800
Speaker 4: I don't know, if I think he was elected as

2853
02:19:05,800 --> 02:19:07,920
Speaker 4: an independent, maybe I don't think he was a socialist.

2854
02:19:08,040 --> 02:19:12,560
Speaker 4: But I mean he's a independent, independent guy, and so

2855
02:19:12,640 --> 02:19:14,800
Speaker 4: people will still have him on you know, cable TV

2856
02:19:14,840 --> 02:19:17,320
Speaker 4: shows and things like that. He's been on this program

2857
02:19:17,360 --> 02:19:21,080
Speaker 4: a couple of times over the years. He's a wild

2858
02:19:21,160 --> 02:19:26,360
Speaker 4: guy to talk to because part of him is I'm

2859
02:19:26,400 --> 02:19:29,039
Speaker 4: living off the grid out in Mexico and I'm turning

2860
02:19:29,080 --> 02:19:32,280
Speaker 4: my pet into potable water and all that kind of stuff.

2861
02:19:33,920 --> 02:19:40,120
Speaker 4: But he also, you know, he's a veteran, and he

2862
02:19:40,120 --> 02:19:43,280
Speaker 4: he was talking to somebody I think in Minneapolis about

2863
02:19:43,320 --> 02:19:44,600
Speaker 4: the situation going on there.

2864
02:19:44,840 --> 02:19:47,960
Speaker 13: You want to know something, I'll give you a quote.

2865
02:19:48,480 --> 02:19:53,080
Speaker 13: We're a third world country. Now you want to know why.

2866
02:19:54,080 --> 02:19:57,800
Speaker 13: I'm an expert. I've been to him. I spent seventeen

2867
02:19:57,840 --> 02:20:00,360
Speaker 13: months in Southeast Asia while draft.

2868
02:20:00,400 --> 02:20:02,760
Speaker 4: By the way, it is weird to have on the

2869
02:20:02,800 --> 02:20:07,240
Speaker 4: screen former Minnesota governor, World Wrestling Championship icon.

2870
02:20:07,400 --> 02:20:13,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, Dodger was playing golf, right. You know how I

2871
02:20:13,800 --> 02:20:18,120
Speaker 13: know we're a third world country because in third world countries,

2872
02:20:18,680 --> 02:20:21,600
Speaker 13: they have the military doing their police work in the

2873
02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:24,840
Speaker 13: cities when you walk around. I was in the Philippines

2874
02:20:24,879 --> 02:20:31,000
Speaker 13: the day Ferdinand Marcos declared martial law and went under dictatorship.

2875
02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:34,880
Speaker 13: We went from nobody to a guy with a machine

2876
02:20:34,920 --> 02:20:38,959
Speaker 13: gun on every corner. That's what happens in a dictatorship

2877
02:20:39,840 --> 02:20:45,480
Speaker 13: in comes the military. That's what's happening here, and people

2878
02:20:45,520 --> 02:20:48,039
Speaker 13: better wake up to it. You want to read something

2879
02:20:48,560 --> 02:20:52,920
Speaker 13: than read your history of Germany and start comparing the

2880
02:20:52,959 --> 02:20:57,199
Speaker 13: tactics of what happened in nineteen thirties Germany to what's

2881
02:20:57,240 --> 02:20:59,640
Speaker 13: happening here.

2882
02:21:00,280 --> 02:21:00,680
Speaker 2: History.

2883
02:21:01,000 --> 02:21:05,480
Speaker 13: You learn from history. Anytime you have the loss of

2884
02:21:05,640 --> 02:21:13,279
Speaker 13: life that it needlessly happens, that's tragedy. And what occurred

2885
02:21:13,360 --> 02:21:15,560
Speaker 13: yesterday did not have that happen.

2886
02:21:16,640 --> 02:21:17,080
Speaker 7: M hmm.

2887
02:21:17,200 --> 02:21:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's Jesse Ventura.

2888
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:21,959
Speaker 3: He reverted back to his wrong WWE character there at

2889
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:22,320
Speaker 3: the end.

2890
02:21:22,520 --> 02:21:23,760
Speaker 2: Didn't need to happen.

2891
02:21:25,440 --> 02:21:27,640
Speaker 4: See, I wasn't a wrestling guy, so I know that

2892
02:21:27,680 --> 02:21:29,760
Speaker 4: he was, obviously, but I wasn't.

2893
02:21:29,959 --> 02:21:32,760
Speaker 2: I wasn't hip to like his bits and his Jesse

2894
02:21:32,840 --> 02:21:34,360
Speaker 2: the body. Jesse the body, I knew that.

2895
02:21:34,520 --> 02:21:38,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of looks like Hulk Hogan very much.

2896
02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:43,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, well, uh, probably probably not anymore.

2897
02:21:43,879 --> 02:21:47,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, but uh that clip kind of Jesse vent No,

2898
02:21:47,760 --> 02:21:49,280
Speaker 10: maybe I'm thinking dog the bounty hunter.

2899
02:21:50,000 --> 02:21:53,440
Speaker 4: I think they all look relatively similar, right, they kind

2900
02:21:53,440 --> 02:21:55,080
Speaker 4: of have the scullet and the thing.

2901
02:21:54,879 --> 02:21:56,679
Speaker 2: And you know it's the sunglasses.

2902
02:21:56,800 --> 02:22:00,400
Speaker 4: Maybe so, But he was a governor or the Great

2903
02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:02,800
Speaker 4: State of Minnesota for one term. And again, you know,

2904
02:22:02,879 --> 02:22:07,600
Speaker 4: Jesse Ventura has a particular area of expertise, right, he

2905
02:22:07,680 --> 02:22:09,879
Speaker 4: fought a predator in the jungle. Now there's one in

2906
02:22:09,879 --> 02:22:12,080
Speaker 4: the White House, so he can really he can draw

2907
02:22:12,120 --> 02:22:17,039
Speaker 4: those parallels. Rob, So we'll see what happens there. I

2908
02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:19,120
Speaker 4: don't understand what he means though, when he says people

2909
02:22:19,160 --> 02:22:21,000
Speaker 4: need to wake up. People are wide awake to what's

2910
02:22:21,040 --> 02:22:23,760
Speaker 4: going on. I don't think that they feel like they

2911
02:22:23,760 --> 02:22:27,760
Speaker 4: can affect the situation, but who knows, maybe they will.

2912
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:33,360
Speaker 4: But as it stands, that situation there in Minneapolis, because

2913
02:22:33,920 --> 02:22:37,039
Speaker 4: it's going to be harder and harder to gaslight people

2914
02:22:37,040 --> 02:22:40,280
Speaker 4: if you're somebody like Christy Nome, when more and more

2915
02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:44,560
Speaker 4: footage comes out from different angles of the shooting, you're

2916
02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:46,360
Speaker 4: really not going to be able to tell people, well,

2917
02:22:46,400 --> 02:22:53,440
Speaker 4: they were defending themselves. No, not really, they weren't. But

2918
02:22:53,520 --> 02:22:57,120
Speaker 4: the ripples from that continue outward as well. But John

2919
02:22:57,160 --> 02:23:00,320
Speaker 4: Mulaney canceling his show. I wonder where they caught Jesse. Sure,

2920
02:23:00,400 --> 02:23:03,119
Speaker 4: I wonder if he just showed up to be uh,

2921
02:23:03,200 --> 02:23:04,440
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know.

2922
02:23:04,560 --> 02:23:07,840
Speaker 3: Well, he was clearly in Minnesota, right, so he must

2923
02:23:07,840 --> 02:23:09,480
Speaker 3: have been back for something, because I think you're right.

2924
02:23:09,480 --> 02:23:11,320
Speaker 3: I think he lives in like the Islands or somewhere else.

2925
02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:13,440
Speaker 3: I mean again, it's been a number of years since

2926
02:23:13,440 --> 02:23:15,360
Speaker 3: he's been on this show. But when he was, he

2927
02:23:15,480 --> 02:23:20,240
Speaker 3: was calling me from Mexico. Yeah, deep in country. So yeah,

2928
02:23:20,280 --> 02:23:20,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what.

2929
02:23:20,840 --> 02:23:25,120
Speaker 2: He's using a satellite phone literally, yeah, that's what it was.

2930
02:23:26,879 --> 02:23:29,720
Speaker 4: So he was, you know, a Navy seal, and you know,

2931
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:32,160
Speaker 4: whatever you think of the guy, whatever you think of

2932
02:23:32,240 --> 02:23:36,120
Speaker 4: he of you know, his public persona or whatever, you know,

2933
02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:40,880
Speaker 4: his his bona fides are pretty tight.

2934
02:23:40,959 --> 02:23:48,959
Speaker 3: I was eating rehydrated beans. Yeah, in the jungle. He

2935
02:23:49,080 --> 02:23:53,520
Speaker 3: is an atheist. He was worried. I don't know how

2936
02:23:53,560 --> 02:23:55,760
Speaker 3: open he was about that. Again, I don't think that's

2937
02:23:55,760 --> 02:23:58,640
Speaker 3: something that's really gonna hurt you in Minnesota. But I

2938
02:23:58,680 --> 02:24:00,320
Speaker 3: think he was open about I think he was open

2939
02:24:00,360 --> 02:24:03,000
Speaker 3: about everything. That's what I thought. Yes, but I remember

2940
02:24:03,040 --> 02:24:07,320
Speaker 3: everybody saying that he was like he was the beginning

2941
02:24:07,480 --> 02:24:10,960
Speaker 3: of anybody can get this job. I remember that being

2942
02:24:11,000 --> 02:24:13,879
Speaker 3: the conversation where like people would say, oh my god,

2943
02:24:13,879 --> 02:24:15,680
Speaker 3: this is where we are in politics now, right, Like

2944
02:24:15,959 --> 02:24:18,160
Speaker 3: Ronald Reagan was an actor, but he was a politician

2945
02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:20,840
Speaker 3: longer than he was an actor. Right, jesse Ventura was

2946
02:24:20,879 --> 02:24:23,320
Speaker 3: like a TV celebrity and then he was governor the

2947
02:24:23,320 --> 02:24:26,480
Speaker 3: next thing, right, and then it was Schwartzenegger Orzenegger in California.

2948
02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:28,760
Speaker 3: So I think I think people that's where it all

2949
02:24:28,840 --> 02:24:31,520
Speaker 3: kind of started. But jesse Ventura, I don't think he

2950
02:24:31,640 --> 02:24:35,160
Speaker 3: ever held anything about himself, Like he just would open

2951
02:24:35,200 --> 02:24:36,400
Speaker 3: his mouth and say whatever he wanted.

2952
02:24:36,440 --> 02:24:38,480
Speaker 4: Well, I also think that Schwartzenegger ran when they were

2953
02:24:38,480 --> 02:24:41,360
Speaker 4: doing that recall vote, right, he got in because they

2954
02:24:41,360 --> 02:24:44,119
Speaker 4: didn't want what's his name anymore? And so that's when

2955
02:24:44,160 --> 02:24:46,199
Speaker 4: all those people were running for governor. Well did he

2956
02:24:46,200 --> 02:24:49,039
Speaker 4: he did? Was jesse Ventura ran for governor and won?

2957
02:24:49,160 --> 02:24:51,760
Speaker 4: Did Schwarzenegger do one or two terms? He did two?

2958
02:24:51,800 --> 02:24:54,160
Speaker 4: I think he was like three to eleven. Yeah, I

2959
02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:57,520
Speaker 4: think he was in there like right after jesse Ventura

2960
02:24:57,760 --> 02:25:03,280
Speaker 4: came out. But Schwartzenegger got two terms California, right, Well,

2961
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:05,360
Speaker 4: he was second time, but he was you got a

2962
02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:08,039
Speaker 4: thing two thousand and three, though, that was a very

2963
02:25:08,080 --> 02:25:09,680
Speaker 4: different time to be a Republican.

2964
02:25:10,080 --> 02:25:13,119
Speaker 2: Well question, Yeah, Listen, ten years ago was a different time.

2965
02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:16,000
Speaker 2: Three years ago. You look at what it was, you know.

2966
02:25:16,200 --> 02:25:20,120
Speaker 3: That's why I think when people talk about what what

2967
02:25:20,520 --> 02:25:23,600
Speaker 3: the party is, what they've done over time, it's because

2968
02:25:24,120 --> 02:25:26,680
Speaker 3: both sides have gone so far to the right and

2969
02:25:26,720 --> 02:25:31,000
Speaker 3: so far to the left that what defines a party

2970
02:25:31,040 --> 02:25:33,560
Speaker 3: now is drastically different than what it was in the

2971
02:25:33,600 --> 02:25:34,520
Speaker 3: eighties or nineties.

2972
02:25:34,720 --> 02:25:37,840
Speaker 2: It's incredible. Yeah, So I don't know what Jesse Ventura

2973
02:25:37,959 --> 02:25:41,640
Speaker 2: does now. I don't know. You know, again, he's probably

2974
02:25:42,360 --> 02:25:43,680
Speaker 2: the mating habits of bees.

2975
02:25:46,080 --> 02:25:49,280
Speaker 4: He and his wife split their time between White Bear Lake, Minnesota,

2976
02:25:49,360 --> 02:25:54,840
Speaker 4: and Los Cabos, Baja California, Mexico. I live one hour

2977
02:25:54,920 --> 02:26:00,320
Speaker 4: from pavement and one hour from electricity. I drive down

2978
02:26:00,360 --> 02:26:02,680
Speaker 4: and back every year, and it's adventure to live down

2979
02:26:02,720 --> 02:26:05,320
Speaker 4: in Mexico because I'm off the grid. I have electricity,

2980
02:26:05,320 --> 02:26:06,199
Speaker 4: but it's all solar.

2981
02:26:06,520 --> 02:26:07,240
Speaker 2: It has to suck.

2982
02:26:07,280 --> 02:26:09,040
Speaker 4: It makes you pay more attention. It makes you turn

2983
02:26:09,040 --> 02:26:10,760
Speaker 4: the lights off when you're not using them.

2984
02:26:11,080 --> 02:26:11,920
Speaker 2: I mean I do that.

2985
02:26:11,879 --> 02:26:16,200
Speaker 3: Now, rob, you know, turn the lights off? Yes, oh,

2986
02:26:16,240 --> 02:26:18,920
Speaker 3: I told you that that's my biggest title. Everybody's like, oh,

2987
02:26:18,560 --> 02:26:21,440
Speaker 3: I'm a vice president of sales, what do you do?

2988
02:26:21,680 --> 02:26:23,959
Speaker 3: And I'm the vice president of shutting off lights. I

2989
02:26:24,000 --> 02:26:25,840
Speaker 3: walk around my house, I grumble under my breath and

2990
02:26:25,879 --> 02:26:26,480
Speaker 3: my shut lights off.

2991
02:26:26,520 --> 02:26:26,680
Speaker 2: Bh.

2992
02:26:26,840 --> 02:26:29,840
Speaker 4: I do hon't even grumble. I that is my biggest

2993
02:26:29,920 --> 02:26:30,800
Speaker 4: Dad move.

2994
02:26:32,280 --> 02:26:32,920
Speaker 2: Is now.

2995
02:26:33,440 --> 02:26:35,600
Speaker 4: My dad was also one of those guys where when

2996
02:26:35,640 --> 02:26:37,959
Speaker 4: like we would go to my grandmother's over Christmas for

2997
02:26:38,000 --> 02:26:42,720
Speaker 4: two weeks. We'd go Christmas through at least one week

2998
02:26:42,760 --> 02:26:44,600
Speaker 4: like Christmas or years, but we were usually there for

2999
02:26:44,600 --> 02:26:47,560
Speaker 4: a while. My dad would turn the or he'd drop

3000
02:26:47,600 --> 02:26:50,720
Speaker 4: the thermist at to like fifty five while we were gone,

3001
02:26:51,320 --> 02:26:53,360
Speaker 4: And so when we would come back after that week

3002
02:26:53,440 --> 02:26:56,000
Speaker 4: or whatever, we'd all be in our coats for a

3003
02:26:56,000 --> 02:26:58,360
Speaker 4: couple of hours. Yep, because my dad would turn the

3004
02:26:58,360 --> 02:27:01,560
Speaker 4: thrmst set back on. I'm not that I like, if

3005
02:27:01,560 --> 02:27:03,400
Speaker 4: I'm leaving for a bit, you know, if we're gone

3006
02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:05,640
Speaker 4: for a week or something, I'll turn it down the lake.

3007
02:27:07,200 --> 02:27:07,840
Speaker 2: Sixty.

3008
02:27:08,360 --> 02:27:09,800
Speaker 4: I mean, now, you can do it on app wherever

3009
02:27:09,879 --> 02:27:12,000
Speaker 4: you are, but we would come home you could see

3010
02:27:12,000 --> 02:27:12,720
Speaker 4: your freaking breath.

3011
02:27:12,800 --> 02:27:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't do that, but I don't need to

3012
02:27:14,120 --> 02:27:17,039
Speaker 2: hate the house while we're gone. The lights thing is

3013
02:27:17,040 --> 02:27:19,920
Speaker 2: one of my biggest pet peeves lights on or somebody

3014
02:27:19,959 --> 02:27:22,440
Speaker 2: walking around train of lights off, like not turning them off.

3015
02:27:22,480 --> 02:27:25,039
Speaker 2: I don't understand it well.

3016
02:27:25,120 --> 02:27:28,119
Speaker 10: And my dad instilled that into our brains and I'm like.

3017
02:27:28,080 --> 02:27:28,920
Speaker 2: That to this day.

3018
02:27:29,080 --> 02:27:31,800
Speaker 4: But I think when a lot of people leave a room,

3019
02:27:31,800 --> 02:27:33,480
Speaker 4: they probably think, well, I'm going to be back in

3020
02:27:33,560 --> 02:27:37,200
Speaker 4: this room. So if it's even a conscious thing, I

3021
02:27:37,200 --> 02:27:38,360
Speaker 4: think for a lot of people, it's just not a

3022
02:27:38,400 --> 02:27:41,480
Speaker 4: conscious thing. But I'm walking around turning lights off and

3023
02:27:41,480 --> 02:27:42,480
Speaker 4: it's probably annoying.

3024
02:27:42,520 --> 02:27:43,280
Speaker 2: It's probably annoying.

3025
02:27:43,320 --> 02:27:46,560
Speaker 4: Like you know, I'm not trying to I'm not trying

3026
02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:48,480
Speaker 4: to make it like a tomb, but like if my

3027
02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:50,320
Speaker 4: kid is not going to be in her room and

3028
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:52,000
Speaker 4: she left her light on, I turned the light off

3029
02:27:52,200 --> 02:27:52,720
Speaker 4: all the time.

3030
02:27:52,840 --> 02:27:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't stand.

3031
02:27:55,400 --> 02:27:58,000
Speaker 4: It's not that big of a deal. I don't like chastiser.

3032
02:27:58,040 --> 02:27:59,879
Speaker 4: I don't go hey, oh I don't.

3033
02:28:00,959 --> 02:28:01,960
Speaker 2: It's what I'm gonna miss the most.

3034
02:28:01,959 --> 02:28:05,840
Speaker 3: Caitlyn's going back to college on Sunday, my oldest uh

3035
02:28:06,720 --> 02:28:08,480
Speaker 3: and we always laugh and say the dining room light

3036
02:28:08,560 --> 02:28:10,680
Speaker 3: is the Caitlin light. She turns it on if it's

3037
02:28:11,280 --> 02:28:13,360
Speaker 3: if every window in the house is open and the

3038
02:28:13,400 --> 02:28:15,800
Speaker 3: sunlight is there. She comes downstairs, she turns it on,

3039
02:28:16,640 --> 02:28:18,640
Speaker 3: never turns it off. But Caitlyn light is on. So

3040
02:28:18,720 --> 02:28:19,440
Speaker 3: like that's why I laugh.

3041
02:28:19,480 --> 02:28:19,600
Speaker 4: Now.

3042
02:28:19,600 --> 02:28:21,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not gonna be anymore.

3043
02:28:21,360 --> 02:28:25,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'll be careful as you ask for it, right,

3044
02:28:25,760 --> 02:28:26,879
Speaker 4: That's why I don't say anything.

3045
02:28:27,160 --> 02:28:29,720
Speaker 2: I just turn it off. Goddamn kids don't understand it.

3046
02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:30,080
Speaker 21: Turn it off.

3047
02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:31,440
Speaker 2: Lights and as well well, like do you keep a

3048
02:28:31,520 --> 02:28:33,360
Speaker 2: light on in the kitchen at night? No?

3049
02:28:34,720 --> 02:28:38,959
Speaker 10: Yeah, my roommate's in Chicago. He was very anal about

3050
02:28:38,959 --> 02:28:42,199
Speaker 10: doing that, and he he would leave all the lights off,

3051
02:28:42,280 --> 02:28:44,600
Speaker 10: but even at night, like I'd trip over things, it

3052
02:28:44,640 --> 02:28:47,840
Speaker 10: was so dark. I'm like, just leave one light on,

3053
02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:50,920
Speaker 10: real bad light, yeah, like a night light. It's not

3054
02:28:51,040 --> 02:28:54,120
Speaker 10: too bad. But no, And then he locked me out

3055
02:28:54,160 --> 02:28:56,000
Speaker 10: of the house one time on accident.

3056
02:28:57,040 --> 02:29:01,440
Speaker 4: Quote unquote accident. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that. Hector me,

3057
02:29:03,040 --> 02:29:04,640
Speaker 4: but all the lights were out, and I was like,

3058
02:29:04,680 --> 02:29:07,879
Speaker 4: did he leave? Is he not home anymore? So I

3059
02:29:07,879 --> 02:29:09,080
Speaker 4: thought I was trapped out there.

3060
02:29:09,000 --> 02:29:09,440
Speaker 2: For the night.

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3062
02:29:22,080 --> 02:29:24,720
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Speaker 2: you doing here?

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Speaker 7: It's the Allen Coxy Show on.

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Speaker 1: One hundred point seven WMMS.

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Speaker 2: The stars at nine are Big and Brian.

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Speaker 14: Deep in the hard of Texas. The Rarest Guy is

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Speaker 14: wide and high, deep in the of Texas. The Kyle

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Speaker 14: tweil along the trail.

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Speaker 4: Of Texas three five one two. You want to send

3080
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Speaker 4: a text? If you listen to us on iHeartRadio, tell

3081
02:30:30,320 --> 02:30:31,800
Speaker 4: me where you do it. If you're out of state.

3082
02:30:32,000 --> 02:30:33,840
Speaker 4: Make sure that our map is up to date. Who

3083
02:30:33,879 --> 02:30:35,480
Speaker 4: are some of the recent additions to the map. There's

3084
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Speaker 4: Ron in Corning, New York. Madison D. C. Todd listens

3085
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Speaker 4: in Saltillo, Mississippi. A lot of people in Texas too.

3086
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Speaker 4: I was reading that Texas is going to become the

3087
02:30:46,080 --> 02:30:51,840
Speaker 4: first state in the Union to not require lawyers to

3088
02:30:51,959 --> 02:30:57,119
Speaker 4: be accredited by the American Bar Association. I guess you'll

3089
02:30:57,160 --> 02:30:59,640
Speaker 4: just get a TikTok lawyer now and that'll be okay.

3090
02:30:59,720 --> 02:31:01,640
Speaker 2: So you just have to pass the test, and then.

3091
02:31:04,600 --> 02:31:07,560
Speaker 4: The law will no longer require soon to be lawyers

3092
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:13,800
Speaker 4: to attend a law school accredited by the American Bar Association. Now,

3093
02:31:13,879 --> 02:31:17,880
Speaker 4: I imagine that if you are somebody who values the law

3094
02:31:18,120 --> 02:31:21,320
Speaker 4: such as it is, and of course quickly being demolished.

3095
02:31:21,360 --> 02:31:24,800
Speaker 4: But if you're somebody who values the law as it is,

3096
02:31:24,879 --> 02:31:27,080
Speaker 4: I'm sure you still want to go to a law

3097
02:31:27,120 --> 02:31:31,240
Speaker 4: school that would have accreditation by the American Bar Association.

3098
02:31:31,640 --> 02:31:33,400
Speaker 3: So was the thought process that you can go to

3099
02:31:34,280 --> 02:31:38,200
Speaker 3: any school as long as you pass that what is it?

3100
02:31:38,240 --> 02:31:41,800
Speaker 2: The LSAT S Oh yeah, I took him. Yeah, any easy,

3101
02:31:41,840 --> 02:31:42,000
Speaker 2: you know.

3102
02:31:42,080 --> 02:31:43,760
Speaker 4: Earlier in the week and a lot of people think

3103
02:31:43,800 --> 02:31:46,320
Speaker 4: that it was a joke because our friend Bill Squier

3104
02:31:46,360 --> 02:31:47,959
Speaker 4: is a comedian and he's my co host here on

3105
02:31:47,959 --> 02:31:51,800
Speaker 4: the show for over a decade, and he posted a

3106
02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:54,160
Speaker 4: series of panels on his Instagram earlier in the week

3107
02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,200
Speaker 4: that he was kind of pivoting and that he was

3108
02:31:56,240 --> 02:32:00,120
Speaker 4: going to be matriculating very soon with the hopes of

3109
02:32:00,200 --> 02:32:02,000
Speaker 4: maybe earning a law degree down the road. And I

3110
02:32:02,000 --> 02:32:03,280
Speaker 4: think a lot of people thought it was a joke,

3111
02:32:03,480 --> 02:32:04,720
Speaker 4: And I was like, I took him at his word

3112
02:32:04,720 --> 02:32:06,000
Speaker 4: because I have no indication.

3113
02:32:05,640 --> 02:32:06,600
Speaker 2: That he was kidding about that.

3114
02:32:06,680 --> 02:32:10,560
Speaker 4: I mean, it seemed too well thought out and explained

3115
02:32:10,800 --> 02:32:16,320
Speaker 4: to be some you know, gargantuan bit. It's a wild pivot,

3116
02:32:16,320 --> 02:32:17,920
Speaker 4: to be sure. If you don't follow Bill on Instagram,

3117
02:32:17,920 --> 02:32:21,440
Speaker 4: you should and go read it. But again, he's you know,

3118
02:32:21,520 --> 02:32:26,280
Speaker 4: he's famously not a paperwork guy and hated school, you know,

3119
02:32:26,600 --> 02:32:29,039
Speaker 4: But listen, you can it's never too late to decide that.

3120
02:32:29,040 --> 02:32:30,080
Speaker 2: You want to do something new.

3121
02:32:31,680 --> 02:32:35,560
Speaker 4: But what this means is if he decided he wanted

3122
02:32:35,560 --> 02:32:38,720
Speaker 4: to go to law school in Texas, he wouldn't, as

3123
02:32:38,760 --> 02:32:41,119
Speaker 4: I understand it, need to go to a law school

3124
02:32:42,360 --> 02:32:46,280
Speaker 4: under the auspices of the American Bar Association. Fascinating saying

3125
02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:49,200
Speaker 4: that the ABA should no longer have the final say

3126
02:32:49,320 --> 02:32:52,160
Speaker 4: on which law school graduates can take the bar exam.

3127
02:32:52,600 --> 02:32:56,000
Speaker 4: Maybe they're just saying that the ABA doesn't have to

3128
02:32:56,040 --> 02:32:59,000
Speaker 4: sign off on you take in the LSATs. Law school

3129
02:32:59,000 --> 02:33:02,880
Speaker 4: graduates who want to practice in Texas are no longer

3130
02:33:02,920 --> 02:33:08,879
Speaker 4: required to attend an ABA accredited school, is what it says.

3131
02:33:10,080 --> 02:33:12,200
Speaker 2: So it's a little clickbaity. I am playing with you

3132
02:33:12,240 --> 02:33:12,720
Speaker 2: a little bit.

3133
02:33:13,840 --> 02:33:18,880
Speaker 4: But again the loosening it goes more to this notion

3134
02:33:19,879 --> 02:33:27,240
Speaker 4: that institutions are toothless and some of them probably should

3135
02:33:27,320 --> 02:33:31,920
Speaker 4: be changed. Many of them should not be changed. But

3136
02:33:31,959 --> 02:33:34,560
Speaker 4: the Texas Supreme Court will weigh in. They will have

3137
02:33:34,600 --> 02:33:39,040
Speaker 4: the final say on this. The wait for it all

3138
02:33:39,120 --> 02:33:43,480
Speaker 4: Republican Court hasn't given a reason for initiating the change, but.

3139
02:33:43,520 --> 02:33:45,959
Speaker 2: I guess you can. I bet you can guess why.

3140
02:33:47,879 --> 02:33:52,880
Speaker 4: They want all kinds of different people to be lawyers.

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Speaker 4: John Mulaney, you know we're talking about Minnesota. Minneapolis has

3142
02:33:58,200 --> 02:34:02,400
Speaker 4: had a week, boy with Renee Good getting murdered by

3143
02:34:02,480 --> 02:34:05,680
Speaker 4: ice and all kinds of other things going on, the

3144
02:34:05,800 --> 02:34:09,720
Speaker 4: Cavaliers losing to the timber Wolves. I mean, when will

3145
02:34:09,760 --> 02:34:16,879
Speaker 4: the disrespect end? Timberwolves will be in town tomorrow to

3146
02:34:16,879 --> 02:34:20,320
Speaker 4: play the Calves. It's a one o'clock game here on MMS.

3147
02:34:20,560 --> 02:34:26,039
Speaker 4: Comedian John Mulaney canceled his Minneapolis show. He said that

3148
02:34:26,080 --> 02:34:29,800
Speaker 4: Minneapolis was he thought it was unsafe for people who

3149
02:34:29,879 --> 02:34:33,640
Speaker 4: might be potentially coming to his show. The show will

3150
02:34:33,640 --> 02:34:37,320
Speaker 4: be postponed. He was supposed to be in Minneapolis tonight,

3151
02:34:37,320 --> 02:34:40,560
Speaker 4: tomorrow and Sunday. You know our friend Greg Fitzsimmons, which

3152
02:34:40,560 --> 02:34:42,360
Speaker 4: is in here. He's doing the weekend of Hilarities here

3153
02:34:42,360 --> 02:34:46,920
Speaker 4: in Cleveland. John mulaney said to be in Minneapolis this weekend.

3154
02:34:47,080 --> 02:34:51,080
Speaker 4: He postponed those shows, saying that the situation is so

3155
02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:55,520
Speaker 4: unsafe in the city right now. It didn't want to

3156
02:34:55,600 --> 02:35:01,120
Speaker 4: be concerned with people maybe running a foul of I

3157
02:35:01,120 --> 02:35:03,280
Speaker 4: don't know what ICE is. They're not law enforcement, they're

3158
02:35:03,280 --> 02:35:06,240
Speaker 4: not vetted. I don't know what they are. The secret police,

3159
02:35:06,240 --> 02:35:10,680
Speaker 4: I guess, And he said, so I'm going to postpone

3160
02:35:10,720 --> 02:35:14,680
Speaker 4: these Minneapolis shows. They're going through a lot of challenges

3161
02:35:14,760 --> 02:35:17,480
Speaker 4: and grief, and it feels unfair to the audience. You

3162
02:35:17,520 --> 02:35:19,480
Speaker 4: could make the case that that's precise in the time

3163
02:35:19,480 --> 02:35:22,560
Speaker 4: people need to laugh, but you also understand from an

3164
02:35:22,560 --> 02:35:25,600
Speaker 4: optics point of view, if you're the performer, you might

3165
02:35:25,640 --> 02:35:27,440
Speaker 4: not want to be the one being there trying to

3166
02:35:27,440 --> 02:35:31,240
Speaker 4: make those people laugh. I don't feel comfortable asking thousands

3167
02:35:31,280 --> 02:35:35,680
Speaker 4: of people each night, here's a flex to leave their homes,

3168
02:35:35,920 --> 02:35:38,440
Speaker 4: gather at the venue and then make their way back

3169
02:35:38,440 --> 02:35:40,920
Speaker 4: home when the situation is so unsafe.

3170
02:35:42,000 --> 02:35:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even have to be brown to get

3171
02:35:43,680 --> 02:35:44,440
Speaker 2: murdered anymore.

3172
02:35:44,760 --> 02:35:47,560
Speaker 3: Well, to me, that sounds like he's not making it

3173
02:35:47,640 --> 02:35:51,480
Speaker 3: as much about what happened versus the safety of it, right,

3174
02:35:51,560 --> 02:35:52,640
Speaker 3: like he's I think that he is.

3175
02:35:53,160 --> 02:35:56,119
Speaker 2: I think this is the good call on his part.

3176
02:35:56,440 --> 02:35:59,000
Speaker 3: I think it's again, I think you don't want to

3177
02:35:59,040 --> 02:36:01,280
Speaker 3: be the guy telling oaks in Minneapolis right.

3178
02:36:01,200 --> 02:36:02,320
Speaker 2: Now, you know.

3179
02:36:02,400 --> 02:36:07,600
Speaker 3: I think it's it's probably the smart move, yeah, because

3180
02:36:07,640 --> 02:36:10,040
Speaker 3: how do you not address it? I mean there's protests

3181
02:36:10,080 --> 02:36:12,160
Speaker 3: going on outside the doors of the place, Like you

3182
02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:14,560
Speaker 3: don't I think you have to cancel them.

3183
02:36:14,600 --> 02:36:16,840
Speaker 4: Well, there's an issue of it probably being more trouble

3184
02:36:16,879 --> 02:36:18,840
Speaker 4: than it's worth. I mean, two things can be true. Right,

3185
02:36:19,160 --> 02:36:23,000
Speaker 4: it's probably a bad time. And he's like, there's a

3186
02:36:23,000 --> 02:36:24,720
Speaker 4: lot of people coming to these three shows I'm doing.

3187
02:36:24,760 --> 02:36:26,480
Speaker 4: I'm sure he sold them out. I don't know how

3188
02:36:26,520 --> 02:36:28,520
Speaker 4: big of a venue the Armory is, but if it's

3189
02:36:28,520 --> 02:36:32,120
Speaker 4: probably if you said thousands of people zero over the

3190
02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:35,240
Speaker 4: course of the weekend, yeah, maybe then a good move

3191
02:36:35,280 --> 02:36:38,680
Speaker 4: for him. On the subject of Minnesota. If you can

3192
02:36:38,720 --> 02:36:41,720
Speaker 4: go back twenty five years in your mind. You remember

3193
02:36:42,000 --> 02:36:45,879
Speaker 4: that Jesse Ventura was the governor of Minnesota. Everybody twenty

3194
02:36:45,879 --> 02:36:48,960
Speaker 4: five years ago, ninety nine to three. Oh my god,

3195
02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:51,439
Speaker 4: it was the thirty eighth governor of Minnesota.

3196
02:36:51,720 --> 02:36:54,480
Speaker 3: I guess this isn't that part of the brain Greg

3197
02:36:54,560 --> 02:36:59,000
Speaker 3: was talking about that doesn't comprehend time, right? Twenty three

3198
02:36:59,080 --> 02:36:59,560
Speaker 3: years ago?

3199
02:36:59,720 --> 02:37:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesse Ventura got elected to be the governor of

3200
02:37:04,480 --> 02:37:07,920
Speaker 4: Who is that me? Me to be the governor of

3201
02:37:08,000 --> 02:37:09,800
Speaker 4: Minnesota back in nineteen ninety nine.

3202
02:37:09,879 --> 02:37:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got one term. I don't know if I

3203
02:37:13,160 --> 02:37:15,200
Speaker 2: think he was elected as an independent. Maybe. I don't

3204
02:37:15,200 --> 02:37:18,560
Speaker 2: think he was a socialist. But I mean he's a independent.

3205
02:37:18,280 --> 02:37:22,080
Speaker 4: Independent guy, and so people will still have him on

3206
02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:24,560
Speaker 4: you know, cable TV shows and things like that. He's

3207
02:37:24,600 --> 02:37:27,039
Speaker 4: been on this program a couple of times over the years.

3208
02:37:28,360 --> 02:37:31,120
Speaker 4: He's a wild guy to talk to because part of

3209
02:37:31,200 --> 02:37:36,520
Speaker 4: him is I'm living off the grid out in Mexico

3210
02:37:36,640 --> 02:37:39,800
Speaker 4: and I'm turning my pet into potable water and all

3211
02:37:39,840 --> 02:37:46,080
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff. But he also, you know, he's

3212
02:37:46,120 --> 02:37:49,760
Speaker 4: a veteran, and he he was talking to somebody I

3213
02:37:49,760 --> 02:37:52,879
Speaker 4: think in Minneapolis about the situation going on there.

3214
02:37:53,080 --> 02:37:56,240
Speaker 13: You want to know something, I'll give you a quote.

3215
02:37:56,760 --> 02:38:01,400
Speaker 13: We're a third world country. Now you want to know why.

3216
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:06,039
Speaker 13: I'm an expert. I've been to them. I spent seventeen

3217
02:38:06,120 --> 02:38:08,640
Speaker 13: months in Southeast Asia while the draft.

3218
02:38:08,800 --> 02:38:11,000
Speaker 4: By the way, it is weird to have on the

3219
02:38:11,040 --> 02:38:15,520
Speaker 4: screen former Minnesota governor World Wrestling Championship icon.

3220
02:38:15,680 --> 02:38:22,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, Dodger was playing golf right. You know how I

3221
02:38:22,040 --> 02:38:25,800
Speaker 13: know we're a third world country because in third world

3222
02:38:25,840 --> 02:38:29,720
Speaker 13: countries they have the military doing their police work in

3223
02:38:29,760 --> 02:38:32,360
Speaker 13: the cities when you walk around. I was in the

3224
02:38:32,360 --> 02:38:37,080
Speaker 13: Philippines the Deave Ferdinand Marcos declared martial law and went

3225
02:38:37,160 --> 02:38:39,240
Speaker 13: under dictatorship.

3226
02:38:39,600 --> 02:38:41,120
Speaker 2: We went from.

3227
02:38:40,640 --> 02:38:44,320
Speaker 13: Nobody to a guy with a machine gun on every corner.

3228
02:38:45,120 --> 02:38:49,440
Speaker 13: That's what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military.

3229
02:38:49,920 --> 02:38:54,879
Speaker 13: That's what's happening here, and people better wake up to it.

3230
02:38:55,160 --> 02:38:58,600
Speaker 13: You want to read something than read your history of Germany.

3231
02:39:00,080 --> 02:39:04,160
Speaker 13: Start comparing the tactics of what happened in nineteen thirties

3232
02:39:04,280 --> 02:39:11,640
Speaker 13: Germany for what's happening here. Read history. You learn from history.

3233
02:39:11,720 --> 02:39:16,440
Speaker 13: Any time you have the loss of life that it

3234
02:39:16,600 --> 02:39:22,720
Speaker 13: needlessly happens, that's tragedy, and what occurred yesterday did not

3235
02:39:22,959 --> 02:39:23,840
Speaker 13: have that happen.

3236
02:39:25,480 --> 02:39:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's Jesse Ventura.

3237
02:39:26,879 --> 02:39:30,279
Speaker 3: He reverted back to his wrong WWE character there.

3238
02:39:30,120 --> 02:39:32,039
Speaker 2: At the end. Didn't need to happen.

3239
02:39:33,720 --> 02:39:35,880
Speaker 4: See, I wasn't a wrestling guy, so I know that

3240
02:39:35,920 --> 02:39:38,039
Speaker 4: he was, obviously, but I wasn't.

3241
02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:40,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't hip to like his bits and his Esse

3242
02:39:41,080 --> 02:39:42,640
Speaker 2: the body. Jesse the Body, I knew that.

3243
02:39:42,760 --> 02:39:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of looks like Hulkgan very much. So yeah, well, uh,

3244
02:39:50,240 --> 02:39:51,720
Speaker 4: probably probably not anymore.

3245
02:39:52,120 --> 02:39:56,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, but again that clip kind of Jesse vent Maybe

3246
02:39:56,200 --> 02:39:57,520
Speaker 10: I'm thinking Dog the bounty hunter.

3247
02:39:58,240 --> 02:40:01,680
Speaker 4: I think they all look relative similar, right, they kind

3248
02:40:01,680 --> 02:40:03,279
Speaker 4: of have the scullet and the thing.

3249
02:40:03,120 --> 02:40:07,039
Speaker 2: And you know, hey it's the sunglasses. Maybe so. But

3250
02:40:07,160 --> 02:40:09,440
Speaker 2: he was a governor of the Great State of Minnesota

3251
02:40:09,480 --> 02:40:10,199
Speaker 2: for one term.

3252
02:40:10,240 --> 02:40:14,760
Speaker 4: And again, you know, Jesse Ventura has a particular area

3253
02:40:14,800 --> 02:40:17,320
Speaker 4: of expertise, right, he fought a predator in the jungle.

3254
02:40:17,520 --> 02:40:19,480
Speaker 4: Now there's one in the White House, so he can

3255
02:40:19,600 --> 02:40:24,560
Speaker 4: really he can draw those parallels. Rob So we'll see

3256
02:40:24,560 --> 02:40:26,720
Speaker 4: what happens there. I don't understand what he means though,

3257
02:40:26,760 --> 02:40:28,360
Speaker 4: when he says people need to wake up. People are

3258
02:40:28,360 --> 02:40:31,360
Speaker 4: wide awake to what's going on. I don't think that

3259
02:40:31,400 --> 02:40:34,760
Speaker 4: they feel like they can affect the situation, but who knows,

3260
02:40:35,320 --> 02:40:39,800
Speaker 4: maybe they will. But as it stands, that situation there

3261
02:40:39,800 --> 02:40:44,040
Speaker 4: in Minneapolis, because it's going to be harder and harder

3262
02:40:44,080 --> 02:40:47,520
Speaker 4: to gaslight people if you're somebody like Christy Nome, when

3263
02:40:47,640 --> 02:40:50,959
Speaker 4: more and more footage comes out from different angles of

3264
02:40:51,000 --> 02:40:53,920
Speaker 4: the shooting, you're really not going to be able to

3265
02:40:53,959 --> 02:40:59,720
Speaker 4: tell people, Well, they were defending themselves. No really, they weren't.

3266
02:41:01,600 --> 02:41:05,080
Speaker 4: But the ripples from that continue outward as well. But

3267
02:41:05,200 --> 02:41:07,840
Speaker 4: Jah mulaney canceling his show, I wonder where they called

3268
02:41:07,920 --> 02:41:10,760
Speaker 4: Jesse Ventura. I wonder if he just showed up to

3269
02:41:10,840 --> 02:41:12,680
Speaker 4: be uh, you know, I don't know.

3270
02:41:12,800 --> 02:41:16,119
Speaker 3: Well, he was clearly in Minnesota, right, so he must

3271
02:41:16,120 --> 02:41:17,720
Speaker 3: have been back for something, because I think you're right.

3272
02:41:17,760 --> 02:41:19,440
Speaker 3: I think he lives in like the Islands or somewhere else.

3273
02:41:19,840 --> 02:41:21,680
Speaker 4: I mean again, it's been a number of years since

3274
02:41:21,720 --> 02:41:23,600
Speaker 4: he's been on this show. But when he was, he

3275
02:41:23,720 --> 02:41:28,480
Speaker 4: was calling me from Mexico. Yeah, deep in country. So yeah,

3276
02:41:28,520 --> 02:41:29,640
Speaker 4: I don't know what he's using.

3277
02:41:29,680 --> 02:41:33,360
Speaker 2: A satellite phone literally, yeah, that's what it was.

3278
02:41:35,120 --> 02:41:37,959
Speaker 4: So he was, you know, a Navy seal and you know,

3279
02:41:38,000 --> 02:41:40,440
Speaker 4: whatever you think of the guy, whatever you think of

3280
02:41:40,480 --> 02:41:44,360
Speaker 4: he of you know, his public persona or whatever. You know,

3281
02:41:44,560 --> 02:41:49,720
Speaker 4: his his bona fides are pretty tight. I was eating

3282
02:41:49,760 --> 02:41:58,879
Speaker 4: rehydrated beans. Yeah, in the jungle. He is an atheist.

3283
02:41:59,400 --> 02:42:02,440
Speaker 4: He was worried. I don't know how open he was

3284
02:42:02,480 --> 02:42:04,520
Speaker 4: about that. Again, I don't think that's something that's really

3285
02:42:04,520 --> 02:42:05,680
Speaker 4: gonna hurt you. In Minnesota.

3286
02:42:06,800 --> 02:42:08,320
Speaker 3: I think he was open about I think he was

3287
02:42:08,360 --> 02:42:10,840
Speaker 3: open about everything. That's what I thought. Yes, But I

3288
02:42:10,959 --> 02:42:15,080
Speaker 3: remember everybody saying that he was like he was the

3289
02:42:15,120 --> 02:42:19,000
Speaker 3: beginning of anybody can get this job. I remember that

3290
02:42:19,040 --> 02:42:22,119
Speaker 3: being the conversation where like people would say, oh my god,

3291
02:42:22,160 --> 02:42:23,960
Speaker 3: this is where we are in politics now. Right, Like

3292
02:42:24,240 --> 02:42:26,440
Speaker 3: Ronald Reagan was an actor, but he was a politician

3293
02:42:26,440 --> 02:42:29,080
Speaker 3: longer than he was an actor, Right, Jesse Ventura was

3294
02:42:29,120 --> 02:42:31,520
Speaker 3: like a TV celebrity and then he was governor the

3295
02:42:31,600 --> 02:42:34,720
Speaker 3: next right, and then it was Schwarzenegger Orzegger in California.

3296
02:42:34,920 --> 02:42:37,000
Speaker 3: So I think I think people that's where it all

3297
02:42:37,080 --> 02:42:39,760
Speaker 3: kind of started. But jesse Ventura, I don't think he

3298
02:42:39,879 --> 02:42:43,440
Speaker 3: ever held anything about himself, Like he just would open

3299
02:42:43,440 --> 02:42:44,680
Speaker 3: his mouth and say whatever he wanted.

3300
02:42:44,720 --> 02:42:46,720
Speaker 4: Well, I also think that Schwartzenegger ran when they were

3301
02:42:46,760 --> 02:42:49,640
Speaker 4: doing that recall vote, right, he got in because they

3302
02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:52,360
Speaker 4: didn't want what's his name anymore? And so that's when

3303
02:42:52,400 --> 02:42:54,160
Speaker 4: all those people were running for governor. Well did he

3304
02:42:54,560 --> 02:42:58,240
Speaker 4: did Jesse Ventura ran for governor and won. Did Schwarzenegger

3305
02:42:58,240 --> 02:42:59,480
Speaker 4: do one or two terms?

3306
02:42:59,560 --> 02:43:01,760
Speaker 2: He did two? I think he was like three to eleven.

3307
02:43:02,200 --> 02:43:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he was in there like right after

3308
02:43:05,080 --> 02:43:11,520
Speaker 4: Jesse Ventura came out. But Schwarzenegger got two terms Gottifornia. Right, Well,

3309
02:43:11,560 --> 02:43:13,520
Speaker 4: he was a second time, but he was. You got

3310
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:15,920
Speaker 4: a thing two thousand and three though, that was a

3311
02:43:16,040 --> 02:43:17,920
Speaker 4: very different time to be a Republican.

3312
02:43:18,320 --> 02:43:21,360
Speaker 2: Well question. Yeah, Listen, ten years ago was a different time.

3313
02:43:21,640 --> 02:43:23,520
Speaker 2: Three years ago. You look at what it was.

3314
02:43:24,040 --> 02:43:24,240
Speaker 9: You know.

3315
02:43:24,480 --> 02:43:28,640
Speaker 3: That's why I think when people talk about what what

3316
02:43:28,760 --> 02:43:31,879
Speaker 3: the party is, what they've done over time, it's because

3317
02:43:32,360 --> 02:43:34,920
Speaker 3: both sides have gone so far to the right and

3318
02:43:35,000 --> 02:43:39,240
Speaker 3: so far to the left that what defines a party

3319
02:43:39,280 --> 02:43:40,800
Speaker 3: now is drastically different.

3320
02:43:40,480 --> 02:43:44,360
Speaker 2: Than what it was in the eighties or nineties. It's incredible. Yeah,

3321
02:43:44,400 --> 02:43:48,000
Speaker 2: So I don't know what Jesse Ventura does now. I

3322
02:43:48,000 --> 02:43:51,440
Speaker 2: don't know. You know, again, he's probably the mating habits

3323
02:43:51,480 --> 02:43:51,920
Speaker 2: of bees.

3324
02:43:54,320 --> 02:43:56,880
Speaker 4: He and his wife split their time between White Bear Lake,

3325
02:43:56,959 --> 02:44:02,720
Speaker 4: Minnesota and Los Cabos, Baja California, Mexico. I live one

3326
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:08,280
Speaker 4: hour from pavement and one hour from electricity. I drive

3327
02:44:08,360 --> 02:44:10,800
Speaker 4: down and back every year. And it's adventure to live

3328
02:44:10,800 --> 02:44:13,560
Speaker 4: down in Mexico because I'm off the grid. I have electricity,

3329
02:44:13,600 --> 02:44:15,880
Speaker 4: but it's all solar that has to suck. Makes you

3330
02:44:15,920 --> 02:44:17,879
Speaker 4: pay more attention. It makes you turn the lights off

3331
02:44:17,920 --> 02:44:20,720
Speaker 4: when you're not using them. I mean I do that now, Rob,

3332
02:44:22,120 --> 02:44:23,720
Speaker 4: you know turn the lights off?

3333
02:44:23,959 --> 02:44:24,199
Speaker 2: Yes?

3334
02:44:24,320 --> 02:44:26,840
Speaker 3: Oh, I told you that. That's my biggest title. Everybody's like, oh,

3335
02:44:26,840 --> 02:44:29,120
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a vice president of sales.

3336
02:44:29,160 --> 02:44:29,680
Speaker 2: What do you do?

3337
02:44:29,959 --> 02:44:32,240
Speaker 3: And I'm the vice president of shutting off lights. I

3338
02:44:32,280 --> 02:44:34,120
Speaker 3: walk around my house, I grumble under my breath and

3339
02:44:34,120 --> 02:44:36,080
Speaker 3: I shut lights off. No, I do, don't even grumble.

3340
02:44:36,160 --> 02:44:39,039
Speaker 3: I that is my biggest Dad move.

3341
02:44:40,520 --> 02:44:41,160
Speaker 2: Is now.

3342
02:44:41,720 --> 02:44:43,840
Speaker 4: My dad was also one of those guys where when

3343
02:44:43,920 --> 02:44:46,200
Speaker 4: like we would go to my grandmother's over Christmas for

3344
02:44:46,240 --> 02:44:50,960
Speaker 4: two weeks. We'd go Christmas through at least one week

3345
02:44:51,040 --> 02:44:52,879
Speaker 4: like Christmas or years, but we were usually there for

3346
02:44:52,879 --> 02:44:55,800
Speaker 4: a while. My dad would turn the or he'd drop

3347
02:44:55,879 --> 02:44:59,800
Speaker 4: the thermostat to like fifty five while we were gone and so,

3348
02:45:00,000 --> 02:45:02,160
Speaker 4: and we would come back after that week or whatever.

3349
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:05,360
Speaker 4: We'd all be in our coats for a couple of hours. Yeah,

3350
02:45:05,400 --> 02:45:07,400
Speaker 4: because my dad would turn the third set back on.

3351
02:45:07,600 --> 02:45:10,720
Speaker 4: I'm not that guy, like if I'm leaving for a bit,

3352
02:45:10,920 --> 02:45:12,520
Speaker 4: you know, if we're gone for a week or something,

3353
02:45:12,680 --> 02:45:13,240
Speaker 4: I'll turn.

3354
02:45:13,120 --> 02:45:16,120
Speaker 2: It down to Lake sixty.

3355
02:45:16,600 --> 02:45:18,119
Speaker 4: I mean, now, you can do it on app wherever

3356
02:45:18,120 --> 02:45:20,240
Speaker 4: you are, but we would come home. You could see

3357
02:45:20,240 --> 02:45:20,920
Speaker 4: your friggin breath.

3358
02:45:21,040 --> 02:45:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't do that, but I don't need to

3359
02:45:22,400 --> 02:45:23,560
Speaker 2: hate the house while we're gone.

3360
02:45:24,480 --> 02:45:26,680
Speaker 4: The lights thing is one of my biggest pet peeves

3361
02:45:26,840 --> 02:45:29,400
Speaker 4: lights on or somebody walking around train of lights off,

3362
02:45:29,600 --> 02:45:33,320
Speaker 4: like not turning them off. I don't understand it well.

3363
02:45:33,360 --> 02:45:36,040
Speaker 10: And my dad instilled that into our brains and I'm

3364
02:45:36,200 --> 02:45:37,240
Speaker 10: like that to this day.

3365
02:45:37,320 --> 02:45:40,040
Speaker 4: But I think when a lot of people leave a room,

3366
02:45:40,080 --> 02:45:41,720
Speaker 4: they probably think, well, I'm going to be back in

3367
02:45:41,840 --> 02:45:45,480
Speaker 4: this room. So if it's even a conscious thing, I

3368
02:45:45,480 --> 02:45:46,600
Speaker 4: think for a lot of people, it's just not a

3369
02:45:46,640 --> 02:45:49,560
Speaker 4: conscious thing. But I'm walking around turn of lights off,

3370
02:45:49,640 --> 02:45:51,959
Speaker 4: and that's probably annoying. It's probably annoying, Like, you know,

3371
02:45:53,320 --> 02:45:55,080
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to I'm not trying to make it

3372
02:45:55,120 --> 02:45:57,640
Speaker 4: like a tomb. But like if my kid is not

3373
02:45:57,720 --> 02:45:59,039
Speaker 4: going to be in her room and she left her

3374
02:45:59,080 --> 02:45:59,959
Speaker 4: light on, a turn of light.

3375
02:46:00,040 --> 02:46:03,680
Speaker 2: Off all the time. Yeah, I can't stand.

3376
02:46:03,760 --> 02:46:06,240
Speaker 4: It's not that big of a deal. I don't like chastiser.

3377
02:46:06,320 --> 02:46:08,600
Speaker 4: I don't go hey, oh, I don't say anything.

3378
02:46:09,200 --> 02:46:11,000
Speaker 2: It's what I'm gonna miss the most. Caitlyn's going back

3379
02:46:11,000 --> 02:46:12,439
Speaker 2: to college on Sunday.

3380
02:46:12,080 --> 02:46:16,080
Speaker 3: My oldest uh, and we always laugh and say the

3381
02:46:16,120 --> 02:46:18,360
Speaker 3: dining room light is the Caitlin light. She turns it

3382
02:46:18,400 --> 02:46:21,080
Speaker 3: on if it's if every window in the house is

3383
02:46:21,120 --> 02:46:23,600
Speaker 3: open and the sunlight is there. She comes downstairs, she

3384
02:46:23,640 --> 02:46:26,400
Speaker 3: turns it on, never turns it off, but Caitlyn light

3385
02:46:26,480 --> 02:46:26,640
Speaker 3: is on.

3386
02:46:26,800 --> 02:46:28,400
Speaker 2: So like that's why I laugh. Now, I'm like, it's

3387
02:46:28,400 --> 02:46:29,520
Speaker 2: not anymore.

3388
02:46:29,640 --> 02:46:33,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll be careful at you ask for it, right.

3389
02:46:34,040 --> 02:46:36,320
Speaker 2: It's why I don't say anything. I just turn it off.

3390
02:46:36,720 --> 02:46:38,600
Speaker 2: God damn, kids don't understand turn it off lights, and

3391
02:46:38,600 --> 02:46:40,080
Speaker 2: as well well, like do you keep a light on

3392
02:46:40,160 --> 02:46:42,840
Speaker 2: in the kitchen at night? No, I can light on.

3393
02:46:42,959 --> 02:46:47,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, my roommate's in Chicago. He was very anal about

3394
02:46:47,240 --> 02:46:50,480
Speaker 10: doing that, and he he would leave all the lights off,

3395
02:46:50,520 --> 02:46:52,760
Speaker 10: but even at night, like I'd trip over things.

3396
02:46:52,760 --> 02:46:53,600
Speaker 2: It was so dark.

3397
02:46:54,720 --> 02:46:58,199
Speaker 10: I'm like, just leave one light on, a light, yeah,

3398
02:46:58,200 --> 02:47:01,040
Speaker 10: like a night light. It's not too bad. But no,

3399
02:47:01,560 --> 02:47:02,959
Speaker 10: And then he locked me out of the house one

3400
02:47:03,000 --> 02:47:08,879
Speaker 10: time on accident quote unquote accident. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell

3401
02:47:08,879 --> 02:47:12,360
Speaker 10: you that, Hector may But all the lights were out,

3402
02:47:12,480 --> 02:47:14,800
Speaker 10: and I was like, did he leave? Was he not

3403
02:47:14,879 --> 02:47:17,240
Speaker 10: home anymore? So I thought I was trapped out.

3404
02:47:17,080 --> 02:47:17,680
Speaker 2: There for the night.

3405
02:47:25,360 --> 02:47:29,360
Speaker 4: Remember this song, Rob Great White. Not to make you

3406
02:47:29,400 --> 02:47:30,680
Speaker 4: mad at playing Great White, but.

3407
02:47:30,840 --> 02:47:33,320
Speaker 3: Uh huh, this will mark the first time a Great

3408
02:47:33,320 --> 02:47:35,560
Speaker 3: White song is played on this radio station since I.

3409
02:47:35,520 --> 02:47:37,800
Speaker 2: Got here, Right, you don't like Great White?

3410
02:47:38,000 --> 02:47:40,960
Speaker 4: Oh no, he played Great White songs because he's from

3411
02:47:41,280 --> 02:47:44,560
Speaker 4: Rhode Island. And of course all those people died in

3412
02:47:44,600 --> 02:47:48,520
Speaker 4: that nightclub fire, and so Rob, to his credit, very

3413
02:47:48,640 --> 02:47:51,720
Speaker 4: anti Great White, missed a bone. These guys nothing if

3414
02:47:51,760 --> 02:47:54,600
Speaker 4: not subtle. I heard from one of our bureau chees

3415
02:47:54,680 --> 02:47:56,800
Speaker 4: in the great state of New Jersey about people who

3416
02:47:56,840 --> 02:48:02,320
Speaker 4: were very upset because a dude stole walrus penis from

3417
02:48:02,320 --> 02:48:06,680
Speaker 4: an iconic bar there in Camden, New Jersey called Donkey's Place,

3418
02:48:08,120 --> 02:48:11,720
Speaker 4: well known obviously for their iconic cheese steaks since they're

3419
02:48:11,800 --> 02:48:15,880
Speaker 4: right across the Delaware River from Philly. But it's a

3420
02:48:15,920 --> 02:48:17,879
Speaker 4: bar there in South Jersey. I don't know if our

3421
02:48:17,879 --> 02:48:19,800
Speaker 4: buddy Steve knows about this or not, but they have

3422
02:48:19,840 --> 02:48:24,640
Speaker 4: an antique walrus penis bone behind the bar and it's

3423
02:48:24,640 --> 02:48:27,440
Speaker 4: been there for a long long time. It's called a baculum,

3424
02:48:28,000 --> 02:48:29,640
Speaker 4: like the guy that was in quantumly.

3425
02:48:31,959 --> 02:48:32,560
Speaker 2: Scott back.

3426
02:48:32,840 --> 02:48:40,920
Speaker 4: The bone in the penis of many mammals has been

3427
02:48:40,959 --> 02:48:45,160
Speaker 4: behind the bar at Donkey's Place in Camden and somebody

3428
02:48:45,320 --> 02:48:45,880
Speaker 4: stole it.

3429
02:48:46,080 --> 02:48:50,040
Speaker 2: Somebody ran out and took it. People took to TikTok

3430
02:48:50,080 --> 02:48:51,240
Speaker 2: to complain about this, and.

3431
02:48:51,320 --> 02:48:54,920
Speaker 4: We want our bone back. Please please help us get

3432
02:48:54,920 --> 02:48:55,600
Speaker 4: our bone back.

3433
02:48:55,920 --> 02:48:57,199
Speaker 2: Terrible happened to me yesterday.

3434
02:48:57,200 --> 02:48:59,800
Speaker 24: If you're watching this, please help me find this mans

3435
02:48:59,800 --> 02:49:01,800
Speaker 24: So that's a great time. Like I can't even believe

3436
02:49:01,840 --> 02:49:04,039
Speaker 24: he did this. A group of three guys come in

3437
02:49:04,160 --> 02:49:07,560
Speaker 24: yesterday really drinking for hours, not just stay behind the bar.

3438
02:49:07,720 --> 02:49:10,400
Speaker 24: I run around in the back and do tables for

3439
02:49:10,480 --> 02:49:12,800
Speaker 24: the grill, and I cooked cheesteaks. I wasn't thinking that

3440
02:49:12,840 --> 02:49:15,200
Speaker 24: they would do something like this. It's something that we

3441
02:49:15,280 --> 02:49:17,960
Speaker 24: do at Donkeys and this guy just decided to ruin it.

3442
02:49:18,400 --> 02:49:20,920
Speaker 24: If you've been to donkeys before, you may know what

3443
02:49:20,959 --> 02:49:23,400
Speaker 24: this is that I'm talking about, or what this means.

3444
02:49:24,480 --> 02:49:26,640
Speaker 24: I can't say what it is because I want this fitty.

3445
02:49:26,400 --> 02:49:28,400
Speaker 4: To It is a giant you'll see in the livestream

3446
02:49:28,400 --> 02:49:30,480
Speaker 4: people are like putting it up towards their mouth. But

3447
02:49:30,560 --> 02:49:34,440
Speaker 4: it's a giant walrus penis bone. And obviously, you know,

3448
02:49:34,600 --> 02:49:40,440
Speaker 4: for the purposes of hilarious photos. And I guess one

3449
02:49:40,440 --> 02:49:42,120
Speaker 4: of the dudes who grabbed it and was planning on

3450
02:49:42,160 --> 02:49:45,560
Speaker 4: taking a picture walked out with it. And now they're

3451
02:49:45,640 --> 02:49:49,959
Speaker 4: trying to do a hard target search on every doghouse, henhouse, outhouse.

3452
02:49:51,040 --> 02:49:54,400
Speaker 2: Why aren't we the only mammals without one? I don't know,

3453
02:49:54,480 --> 02:49:57,680
Speaker 2: but thank God for that. I don't know.

3454
02:49:59,640 --> 02:50:04,640
Speaker 3: I mean, eighty percent of mammals have a Scott vaculum. Yeah,

3455
02:50:04,959 --> 02:50:11,840
Speaker 3: most primates, rodents, carnivores, and bats maintains penal stiffness during mating.

3456
02:50:13,400 --> 02:50:16,040
Speaker 3: Who couldn't use a little, uh little vaculum?

3457
02:50:16,040 --> 02:50:17,920
Speaker 2: Help? Well, let me read this for you.

3458
02:50:18,600 --> 02:50:22,600
Speaker 4: In most mammals, it's for structural integrity and longevity during

3459
02:50:22,640 --> 02:50:28,440
Speaker 4: copulation to keep another male animal from hopping up on

3460
02:50:28,560 --> 02:50:33,760
Speaker 4: your lady. Humans developed monogamy and so the bone was

3461
02:50:33,800 --> 02:50:34,720
Speaker 4: no longer needed.

3462
02:50:34,800 --> 02:50:37,960
Speaker 2: We had them we hatbands of years ago. Damn evolution.

3463
02:50:38,440 --> 02:50:40,680
Speaker 4: But maybe that doesn't make sense, right, I mean if

3464
02:50:40,680 --> 02:50:45,400
Speaker 4: they're still around, I mean, don't monkeys have like famously

3465
02:50:45,560 --> 02:50:46,480
Speaker 4: tiny wieners.

3466
02:50:46,800 --> 02:50:49,840
Speaker 2: It's all those cavemen cooks they started back then.

3467
02:50:50,400 --> 02:50:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, ah, we're not fighting anymore now, all

3468
02:50:53,959 --> 02:50:57,160
Speaker 3: these years later, we don't have a vacuum bite off

3469
02:50:57,160 --> 02:51:00,520
Speaker 3: his penis bomber anywhere.

3470
02:51:00,560 --> 02:51:02,080
Speaker 2: You're right, you wouldn't want to be walking around with

3471
02:51:02,080 --> 02:51:03,600
Speaker 2: a boner all the time like that.

3472
02:51:03,800 --> 02:51:06,680
Speaker 3: I mean, you can break your penis, yeah, but that's

3473
02:51:06,720 --> 02:51:08,440
Speaker 3: not a break break like, that's not like.

3474
02:51:08,520 --> 02:51:12,039
Speaker 4: Right, No, it's like a am uh why is that

3475
02:51:12,120 --> 02:51:16,360
Speaker 4: in a splint? Cracked my vaculum couple of pupsicle stick? Yeah,

3476
02:51:16,360 --> 02:51:17,839
Speaker 4: I blew her vaculum.

3477
02:51:17,360 --> 02:51:20,960
Speaker 2: Out The Allen Cox Show.

3478
02:51:21,320 --> 02:51:27,840
Speaker 7: On one hundred seven's call the Alan Cox Show.

3479
02:51:28,040 --> 02:51:30,320
Speaker 2: I want to listen to what's radio again?

3480
02:51:30,560 --> 02:51:32,800
Speaker 9: Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven

3481
02:51:33,000 --> 02:51:35,680
Speaker 9: or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

3482
02:51:40,000 --> 02:51:46,600
Speaker 2: Board. I'm the of the board. I'm alling.

3483
02:51:48,200 --> 02:52:04,920
Speaker 5: I'm living like a dog bard zee. So just.

3484
02:52:07,000 --> 02:52:09,640
Speaker 4: Cavalidas lose last night, the first of a back to

3485
02:52:09,720 --> 02:52:12,240
Speaker 4: back double there against the Minnesota timber Wolves. They were

3486
02:52:12,240 --> 02:52:15,080
Speaker 4: in Minneapolis. They're at the Target Arena, I think is

3487
02:52:15,120 --> 02:52:17,520
Speaker 4: where they play. One thirty one to one twenty two

3488
02:52:17,879 --> 02:52:23,119
Speaker 4: was the Minnesota victory. They are overall a better team

3489
02:52:23,320 --> 02:52:28,520
Speaker 4: than the Calves, but uh not really by much. Timberwolves

3490
02:52:28,520 --> 02:52:33,000
Speaker 4: are fourth in the West. Calves they're having a tarder

3491
02:52:33,040 --> 02:52:36,240
Speaker 4: time than that. They'll play them here at home tomorrow. However,

3492
02:52:36,800 --> 02:52:41,360
Speaker 4: Timberwolves Calves one o'clock start, twelve thirty pre game here

3493
02:52:41,400 --> 02:52:42,040
Speaker 4: on MMS.

3494
02:52:42,959 --> 02:52:43,879
Speaker 2: Calves will stay home.

3495
02:52:43,959 --> 02:52:48,279
Speaker 4: They'll host the Jazz on Monday, the Utah Yas the Yas,

3496
02:52:48,840 --> 02:52:51,560
Speaker 4: and then back to back against the Sixers in Philly

3497
02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:53,760
Speaker 4: Wednesday and Friday next week.

3498
02:52:54,720 --> 02:52:55,400
Speaker 2: Then they'll return.

3499
02:52:55,640 --> 02:52:58,720
Speaker 4: We will be off for MLK Day because there is

3500
02:52:58,760 --> 02:52:59,960
Speaker 4: an afternoon Calves game.

3501
02:53:00,160 --> 02:53:02,759
Speaker 2: Yep, So Monday, January.

3502
02:53:02,360 --> 02:53:06,360
Speaker 4: Nineteenth, the Oklahoma City Thunder are in town. That is

3503
02:53:06,360 --> 02:53:09,280
Speaker 4: a two thirty start that afternoon, So we will be

3504
02:53:09,360 --> 02:53:13,040
Speaker 4: preempted by Calves basketball on the nineteenth of this month.

3505
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:19,320
Speaker 4: And I gotta tell you, Rob none too pleased about

3506
02:53:19,360 --> 02:53:22,400
Speaker 4: it now. Of course, that could come across as controversial.

3507
02:53:22,400 --> 02:53:26,720
Speaker 4: I'm kidding, of course, but what are you gonna do? Sorry,

3508
02:53:26,720 --> 02:53:27,359
Speaker 4: I got a burp.

3509
02:53:29,480 --> 02:53:33,040
Speaker 3: Kind of kind of Yes, that was a burp. That

3510
02:53:33,160 --> 02:53:34,959
Speaker 3: is the way he burps. Yes, best second do he

3511
02:53:35,000 --> 02:53:37,600
Speaker 3: can't he cannot audibly belch.

3512
02:53:38,760 --> 02:53:41,840
Speaker 10: I would rate that like, I don't even think that.

3513
02:53:41,840 --> 02:53:44,720
Speaker 10: That's like a negative. I agree, I agree, I don't

3514
02:53:44,760 --> 02:53:48,959
Speaker 10: have that's okay. Yeah, but he's a hell of a farterer.

3515
02:53:50,120 --> 02:53:51,280
Speaker 10: It's an impressive farter.

3516
02:53:51,400 --> 02:53:53,320
Speaker 4: I'm not even a hell of a farm Well when

3517
02:53:53,320 --> 02:53:56,400
Speaker 4: you drink us, yes, after I had this spray, but

3518
02:53:56,480 --> 02:53:58,560
Speaker 4: I was really stacking the deck in my favor.

3519
02:53:58,720 --> 02:54:04,120
Speaker 2: Well, most people can't do that. Yeah, well we we

3520
02:54:04,440 --> 02:54:06,360
Speaker 2: did way down the line. We did the sprite thing.

3521
02:54:06,480 --> 02:54:11,560
Speaker 2: Here's rob was this after them? That was that was

3522
02:54:11,600 --> 02:54:13,800
Speaker 2: just another time. That was another one, not after the spring.

3523
02:54:13,840 --> 02:54:16,400
Speaker 2: That was the sprite. Right, that was a casual like Tuesday.

3524
02:54:16,720 --> 02:54:19,280
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't just record farts instead, I think,

3525
02:54:19,480 --> 02:54:21,000
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, because you sent.

3526
02:54:20,840 --> 02:54:24,280
Speaker 2: Me the long one. This was mine after the sprite.

3527
02:54:30,360 --> 02:54:32,720
Speaker 2: That's a healthy farm one kept going yeah, and then

3528
02:54:32,760 --> 02:54:33,400
Speaker 2: and then that's right.

3529
02:54:33,440 --> 02:54:35,880
Speaker 3: And then I recorded one later because my stomach was

3530
02:54:35,959 --> 02:54:39,000
Speaker 3: hurting and I yeah, that was not.

3531
02:54:39,000 --> 02:54:47,040
Speaker 2: It other one. It's my mosquito. That this mosquito. This

3532
02:54:47,120 --> 02:54:48,040
Speaker 2: is my Chewbacca.

3533
02:54:51,000 --> 02:54:54,400
Speaker 4: Listen, they've got to get out, got to get out.

3534
02:54:55,560 --> 02:55:00,720
Speaker 2: H So that's what all those audio recordings are in

3535
02:55:00,760 --> 02:55:08,360
Speaker 2: our group chat. That's right. They were you excited about

3536
02:55:08,400 --> 02:55:09,080
Speaker 2: recording farts?

3537
02:55:09,800 --> 02:55:09,879
Speaker 4: Ye?

3538
02:55:10,080 --> 02:55:17,720
Speaker 2: Them? You know have when he got diarrhea? Oh god,

3539
02:55:21,800 --> 02:55:22,920
Speaker 2: stings hell.

3540
02:55:22,959 --> 02:55:26,240
Speaker 4: And I went to Brookfield High School with Ty Longley

3541
02:55:26,360 --> 02:55:29,120
Speaker 4: from Great White who died in the fire.

3542
02:55:29,200 --> 02:55:33,320
Speaker 2: He Ty Longley, guitarist, I think, right, I don't know.

3543
02:55:33,920 --> 02:55:35,959
Speaker 4: All I ever knew of Great White was back in

3544
02:55:36,000 --> 02:55:39,959
Speaker 4: the day. I knew Mark Russell, who was a guitar player.

3545
02:55:40,040 --> 02:55:41,560
Speaker 4: He was a guy with a bleach blonde hair, and

3546
02:55:41,600 --> 02:55:42,320
Speaker 4: the aviators.

3547
02:55:42,400 --> 02:55:45,920
Speaker 2: Who's the brother of the other one money? I don't know.

3548
02:55:47,280 --> 02:55:49,960
Speaker 2: And what's his name? Oh? Jack Jack Russell.

3549
02:55:50,040 --> 02:55:51,720
Speaker 4: There were two guys named Russell, but I don't think

3550
02:55:51,720 --> 02:55:54,360
Speaker 4: they were related. I don't think Mark Russell and Jack

3551
02:55:54,440 --> 02:55:55,240
Speaker 4: Russell were.

3552
02:55:56,720 --> 02:56:01,720
Speaker 2: Were related. And is Jack Russell dead? Now? Did he die?

3553
02:56:01,760 --> 02:56:02,080
Speaker 2: He did?

3554
02:56:02,200 --> 02:56:04,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did die, But I don't think he ever

3555
02:56:04,520 --> 02:56:05,480
Speaker 4: got over that thing, did he?

3556
02:56:06,000 --> 02:56:08,360
Speaker 2: And I can't imagine you would? Well, and I mean, yeah,

3557
02:56:08,400 --> 02:56:09,000
Speaker 2: he crawled.

3558
02:56:08,800 --> 02:56:10,600
Speaker 4: Into a bottle after that, I think, but he had

3559
02:56:10,600 --> 02:56:13,360
Speaker 4: been dying bottle, was he Yah? Yeah, he had what

3560
02:56:13,440 --> 02:56:15,879
Speaker 4: Robin Williams had. He had that Louis body dementia. So

3561
02:56:15,920 --> 02:56:19,039
Speaker 4: that's that's a bad way to go. And it's gonna

3562
02:56:19,040 --> 02:56:22,280
Speaker 4: be weird too when you have Mark sorry, Mark Kendall,

3563
02:56:22,920 --> 02:56:23,680
Speaker 4: Jack Russell.

3564
02:56:23,879 --> 02:56:25,760
Speaker 2: Mark Kendall was the lead guitar player.

3565
02:56:26,480 --> 02:56:28,080
Speaker 4: It's gotta be weird too if you're one of those

3566
02:56:28,080 --> 02:56:30,320
Speaker 4: guys from the eighties, because you had the hair and

3567
02:56:30,360 --> 02:56:33,080
Speaker 4: the whole thing, and you know, flash forward, you know

3568
02:56:33,120 --> 02:56:36,039
Speaker 4: you're in your mid sixties or whatever and you're bald

3569
02:56:36,640 --> 02:56:40,960
Speaker 4: or you just got regular hair. You had like a

3570
02:56:41,080 --> 02:56:43,320
Speaker 4: look back in the day. It'd be like if down

3571
02:56:43,360 --> 02:56:48,440
Speaker 4: the road Slash stopped wearing his wig when I assume

3572
02:56:49,040 --> 02:56:51,199
Speaker 4: or the top hat or whatever, he's just walking around.

3573
02:56:51,400 --> 02:56:55,039
Speaker 2: I think it's a wig. Slash, Yeah, I don't know,

3574
02:56:55,320 --> 02:57:00,879
Speaker 2: isn't it. I mean it could be maybe not. Oh

3575
02:57:00,920 --> 02:57:07,600
Speaker 2: I know Slash is sixty. No, maybe not. Maybe it's

3576
02:57:07,640 --> 02:57:11,680
Speaker 2: his hair. I mean, it's the getting dyed well.

3577
02:57:11,680 --> 02:57:16,480
Speaker 4: But also if you are a guy who your look

3578
02:57:16,480 --> 02:57:20,080
Speaker 4: involves a hat, that helps a lot too, because even

3579
02:57:20,080 --> 02:57:22,680
Speaker 4: if you start thinning on the top, you got that

3580
02:57:22,720 --> 02:57:27,520
Speaker 4: hat to cover it up breaking you just don't want them. Yeah, Brett,

3581
02:57:27,959 --> 02:57:30,680
Speaker 4: who is like the nicest dude you'll ever meet, but

3582
02:57:30,800 --> 02:57:34,520
Speaker 4: he swears to God that it's not a wig or

3583
02:57:34,520 --> 02:57:38,400
Speaker 4: that the bandana doesn't obscure anything. And it's like, hey man,

3584
02:57:38,520 --> 02:57:40,400
Speaker 4: you should do whatever you want to do. You don't

3585
02:57:40,400 --> 02:57:42,400
Speaker 4: have to explain anything to anybody.

3586
02:57:42,680 --> 02:57:45,640
Speaker 2: Hey Brett, we also knew Hogan was balding, just letting

3587
02:57:45,680 --> 02:57:45,879
Speaker 2: you know.

3588
02:57:46,120 --> 02:57:46,560
Speaker 7: Well.

3589
02:57:47,360 --> 02:57:50,959
Speaker 4: I think people should present themselves however they want. Image

3590
02:57:51,040 --> 02:57:57,920
Speaker 4: is not unimportant, especially if you're a public figure. Allen,

3591
02:57:58,000 --> 02:58:01,400
Speaker 4: many animal penises retract, hence the bone.

3592
02:58:03,360 --> 02:58:09,920
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, yep, that's right, resident penis expert.

3593
02:58:11,000 --> 02:58:16,680
Speaker 2: I guess so oh soccer.

3594
02:58:17,959 --> 02:58:22,280
Speaker 4: I cannot wait until April the third of this year

3595
02:58:23,080 --> 02:58:26,720
Speaker 4: because it's the Cleveland Guardians opening day. They are playing

3596
02:58:26,720 --> 02:58:28,640
Speaker 4: the Chicago Cubs. I don't know what it is with

3597
02:58:28,720 --> 02:58:31,960
Speaker 4: Cleveland home opener and Chicago teams. Last couple of years,

3598
02:58:31,959 --> 02:58:34,360
Speaker 4: I think they played the White Sox and I'm the

3599
02:58:34,400 --> 02:58:39,480
Speaker 4: one guy walking around, uh a progressive field in white

3600
02:58:39,520 --> 02:58:42,880
Speaker 4: Sox gear. Cubs, those fans are a little bit more

3601
02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:46,199
Speaker 4: spread out right. You'll find Cubs fans in other cities.

3602
02:58:46,440 --> 02:58:49,240
Speaker 4: Whereas White Sox fans have to travel and a lot

3603
02:58:49,280 --> 02:58:52,080
Speaker 4: of them don't even go to hometown games. So there

3604
02:58:52,080 --> 02:58:55,160
Speaker 4: will probably be Cubs are i think considered to be

3605
02:58:55,200 --> 02:58:58,760
Speaker 4: a hipper ball club, so probably be a lot of

3606
02:58:58,840 --> 02:59:02,039
Speaker 4: Cubs gear for the home opener on April the third.

3607
02:59:02,600 --> 02:59:03,960
Speaker 4: I'm sure will be somewhere.

3608
02:59:04,360 --> 02:59:06,039
Speaker 2: That's the Holy hope.

3609
02:59:06,640 --> 02:59:11,160
Speaker 4: But I love the beginning of baseball season. They used

3610
02:59:11,200 --> 02:59:13,520
Speaker 4: to send us out to Arizona do the show for

3611
02:59:13,560 --> 02:59:18,160
Speaker 4: spring training. They don't do that anymore. But the games

3612
02:59:18,160 --> 02:59:20,640
Speaker 4: here at home are great. I was reading this morning, however,

3613
02:59:21,680 --> 02:59:24,720
Speaker 4: that's soccer. They've really gotten what they wanted with people

3614
02:59:25,160 --> 02:59:29,400
Speaker 4: paying more attention to soccer and getting you know, incrementally

3615
02:59:29,520 --> 02:59:33,720
Speaker 4: trying to really get Americans on board soccer. I played

3616
02:59:33,760 --> 02:59:38,040
Speaker 4: for a long time as a kid, sa ayso I

3617
02:59:38,120 --> 02:59:39,920
Speaker 4: wasn't really good enough to play in high school. My

3618
02:59:40,000 --> 02:59:42,560
Speaker 4: high school was a huge soccer school. So the guys,

3619
02:59:42,879 --> 02:59:46,520
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, football and soccer were the big sports

3620
02:59:46,520 --> 02:59:48,200
Speaker 4: of my high school and the guys that were the

3621
02:59:48,200 --> 02:59:50,119
Speaker 4: real studs with the guys playing soccer. So I played

3622
02:59:50,120 --> 02:59:53,640
Speaker 4: when I was younger, but I never got really really good.

3623
02:59:53,680 --> 02:59:55,880
Speaker 4: But I was reading now that in the United States,

3624
02:59:55,920 --> 03:00:01,679
Speaker 4: soccer is now more popular than baseball, which is traditionally

3625
03:00:02,400 --> 03:00:04,760
Speaker 4: referred to as America's pastime.

3626
03:00:04,840 --> 03:00:08,520
Speaker 2: Rob are they saying on a professional level or just sport?

3627
03:00:09,000 --> 03:00:12,280
Speaker 4: They are saying as far as like fan bases go. Wow,

3628
03:00:13,200 --> 03:00:18,199
Speaker 4: that soccer now in the United States is the number

3629
03:00:18,280 --> 03:00:22,720
Speaker 4: three sport. Of course, the most popular sports in the

3630
03:00:22,800 --> 03:00:30,560
Speaker 4: United States remain horse racing and highlight yep, but the

3631
03:00:30,560 --> 03:00:33,280
Speaker 4: the sport has overtaken baseball to come the country's third

3632
03:00:33,320 --> 03:00:36,879
Speaker 4: most popular sport. Football and basketball are still the most

3633
03:00:36,920 --> 03:00:41,160
Speaker 4: popular sports in the United States, but MLS obviously has

3634
03:00:41,160 --> 03:00:44,280
Speaker 4: made huge inroads into the country. It still remains the

3635
03:00:44,280 --> 03:00:45,760
Speaker 4: biggest sport in the world.

3636
03:00:46,480 --> 03:00:51,359
Speaker 2: So that puts hockey what fifth. Don't know about that, right.

3637
03:00:51,200 --> 03:00:55,920
Speaker 4: If you're saying football, basketball, basketball, soccer, soccer, baseball, hockey

3638
03:00:55,959 --> 03:01:01,199
Speaker 4: would be fifth. Tennis That sucks MMA and golf. Sorry

3639
03:01:01,320 --> 03:01:04,240
Speaker 4: m m A people, Tennis is still more popular.

3640
03:01:05,320 --> 03:01:06,640
Speaker 2: I watched tennis twice a year.

3641
03:01:08,560 --> 03:01:12,760
Speaker 4: Don't think I've ever watched tennis. Really, I'm terrible at it,

3642
03:01:12,840 --> 03:01:14,320
Speaker 4: and I don't need to see other people who were

3643
03:01:14,320 --> 03:01:14,840
Speaker 4: great at it.

3644
03:01:16,040 --> 03:01:19,400
Speaker 2: I like it. Tennis doesn't enthrall me, I don't.

3645
03:01:19,760 --> 03:01:23,480
Speaker 4: I also like the like the you like the outfit,

3646
03:01:23,560 --> 03:01:26,800
Speaker 4: I like the grunting. I mean, you can understand why

3647
03:01:26,879 --> 03:01:36,280
Speaker 4: soccer is so popular. Ah, thank you, David Lee Rob.

3648
03:01:36,720 --> 03:01:38,480
Speaker 4: Rob's like, how long do I have to do this?

3649
03:01:38,800 --> 03:01:43,360
Speaker 4: He catches on how many Robs there? Jesus, I'm under

3650
03:01:43,360 --> 03:01:47,240
Speaker 4: the weather. I'm going to pick up on my verbal cues.

3651
03:01:47,520 --> 03:01:58,240
Speaker 4: Dave could possibly play professional tennis. But he gets a point.

3652
03:01:58,440 --> 03:02:03,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, who Dave, You're really move it out there, thirty love,

3653
03:02:03,959 --> 03:02:08,560
Speaker 3: I've gotten a love. I mean, you can understand why

3654
03:02:08,600 --> 03:02:09,680
Speaker 3: soccer is so popular.

3655
03:02:09,680 --> 03:02:13,040
Speaker 4: Here half back passes to the center, back to the wing,

3656
03:02:14,640 --> 03:02:15,440
Speaker 4: back to the center.

3657
03:02:16,520 --> 03:02:21,680
Speaker 2: Center, holds it, holds it, holds it.

3658
03:02:23,280 --> 03:02:26,600
Speaker 4: Huff buck pustal, center back the wing, back to center center,

3659
03:02:26,600 --> 03:02:27,920
Speaker 4: holds it, holds.

3660
03:02:27,560 --> 03:02:28,680
Speaker 2: It, holds it.

3661
03:02:29,200 --> 03:02:32,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, they make it sound very exciting over there on

3662
03:02:32,320 --> 03:02:33,120
Speaker 4: Spanish radio.

3663
03:02:34,080 --> 03:02:36,920
Speaker 24: Hi DM as the lobby stuff.

3664
03:02:37,040 --> 03:02:47,400
Speaker 2: Baby me thought, very very exciting over there, open wide

3665
03:02:47,520 --> 03:02:48,400
Speaker 2: for some soccer.

3666
03:02:51,560 --> 03:02:54,720
Speaker 17: The cabinet of Soccer Association is cavin is spread for you.

3667
03:02:55,200 --> 03:02:59,119
Speaker 17: It's all here, fast, kicking, love, scoring ties.

3668
03:03:00,240 --> 03:03:08,120
Speaker 10: You bet hey, Dad, how come you never taken us

3669
03:03:08,120 --> 03:03:09,119
Speaker 10: to see a soccer game?

3670
03:03:09,400 --> 03:03:13,400
Speaker 17: I don't know, you'll see all your favorite soccers dies

3671
03:03:13,680 --> 03:03:16,280
Speaker 17: like gai, I got bad. I got too bad.

3672
03:03:16,440 --> 03:03:22,200
Speaker 2: I didn't clean outside. Oh I never heard of people,

3673
03:03:22,320 --> 03:03:23,240
Speaker 2: and they will all.

3674
03:03:23,000 --> 03:03:27,400
Speaker 17: Be signing autographs. Mismatch will determined once and for all

3675
03:03:27,400 --> 03:03:30,440
Speaker 17: which nation is the greatest on earth, Mexico or.

3676
03:03:30,560 --> 03:03:31,439
Speaker 8: Bunch of gold.

3677
03:03:34,200 --> 03:03:35,160
Speaker 2: Do I got too?

3678
03:03:36,520 --> 03:03:38,720
Speaker 4: So yeah, some people are really into soccer. I mean

3679
03:03:38,760 --> 03:03:42,160
Speaker 4: I played, and I'm not really into soccer. Rover's really

3680
03:03:42,160 --> 03:03:42,879
Speaker 4: in soccer, right.

3681
03:03:42,879 --> 03:03:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. I watch it a lot.

3682
03:03:44,560 --> 03:03:47,200
Speaker 4: I mean if I turn on a game and it's on,

3683
03:03:47,600 --> 03:03:52,240
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, people are like, what sucker so

3684
03:03:52,320 --> 03:03:54,640
Speaker 4: big around the world because they don't have these other sports.

3685
03:03:55,120 --> 03:03:57,200
Speaker 4: That's why they're born with a soccer ball. Yeah, they

3686
03:03:57,240 --> 03:04:00,680
Speaker 4: all got to come here to play these sports. So

3687
03:04:01,160 --> 03:04:03,920
Speaker 4: uh yeah, Soccer's fine. My daughter played when she was

3688
03:04:03,920 --> 03:04:08,880
Speaker 4: a little bit younger, and she was accidentally good, but

3689
03:04:08,920 --> 03:04:10,320
Speaker 4: I think she was in it more for like the

3690
03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:11,760
Speaker 4: camaraderie with her friends.

3691
03:04:11,920 --> 03:04:13,000
Speaker 2: She didn't really stick with soccer.

3692
03:04:13,080 --> 03:04:15,480
Speaker 4: She played for like three seasons and then finally I

3693
03:04:15,560 --> 03:04:18,600
Speaker 4: was like, okay, listen, if you don't love this, I

3694
03:04:18,600 --> 03:04:20,720
Speaker 4: don't really want to keep getting up at eight am

3695
03:04:20,760 --> 03:04:24,320
Speaker 4: on a Saturday. And she's like, nah, I don't care. Okay,

3696
03:04:24,360 --> 03:04:27,039
Speaker 4: well then you're done. No more soccer for you.

3697
03:04:28,240 --> 03:04:32,640
Speaker 3: Caitlyn made it to one practice my oldest Oh okay, yeah,

3698
03:04:32,800 --> 03:04:34,600
Speaker 3: stood on the field, took a really cute picture with

3699
03:04:34,680 --> 03:04:35,119
Speaker 3: her best friend.

3700
03:04:35,160 --> 03:04:37,200
Speaker 2: They blew the whistle, she cried, we left. It was over.

3701
03:04:38,560 --> 03:04:41,879
Speaker 2: Shortest career ever. Yeah, but we do have a beautiful

3702
03:04:41,920 --> 03:04:43,560
Speaker 2: picture of her with her foot on a soccer ball.

3703
03:04:43,600 --> 03:04:47,760
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Yeah. You can't buy that, can y'all?

3704
03:04:47,800 --> 03:04:47,920
Speaker 4: No?

3705
03:04:48,000 --> 03:04:48,680
Speaker 2: Wait, you did?

3706
03:04:48,760 --> 03:04:48,920
Speaker 13: Did?

3707
03:04:49,080 --> 03:04:50,400
Speaker 2: We sure did? Yeah?

3708
03:04:50,400 --> 03:04:57,520
Speaker 4: This has been see Alan top shelf pandering to soccer fans. Alan,

3709
03:04:57,680 --> 03:05:00,520
Speaker 4: please keep playing the David Lee Roth clips. My girlfriend

3710
03:05:00,560 --> 03:05:03,360
Speaker 4: is about to rip off her ears happening right now?

3711
03:05:04,959 --> 03:05:07,680
Speaker 2: Well, I know, why are you trying to raid bait

3712
03:05:07,760 --> 03:05:08,240
Speaker 2: your woman?

3713
03:05:08,440 --> 03:05:10,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't do anything about it?

3714
03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:16,199
Speaker 2: To me play tennis with him? Does that maybe what

3715
03:05:16,200 --> 03:05:16,920
Speaker 2: what she wanted?

3716
03:05:19,800 --> 03:05:23,160
Speaker 4: Who was the grunter Monica Sellis or of them? Well,

3717
03:05:23,440 --> 03:05:25,560
Speaker 4: who was the famous grun like Monica Sellis is the

3718
03:05:25,560 --> 03:05:28,760
Speaker 4: one who got stabbed right the fans? Yeah she was

3719
03:05:28,760 --> 03:05:31,680
Speaker 4: married to Andre Agassi, right, No, that was stephie Graff.

3720
03:05:33,600 --> 03:05:36,959
Speaker 4: But the girl who was really loud with the grunting

3721
03:05:39,240 --> 03:05:41,040
Speaker 4: Monica Sellis. Oh maybe it was her. But who was

3722
03:05:41,040 --> 03:05:45,840
Speaker 4: the one who got stabbed? I thought it was Monica Cellis.

3723
03:05:45,920 --> 03:05:48,800
Speaker 3: Maria Sharpova is the one that I was always thinking of.

3724
03:05:48,920 --> 03:05:51,240
Speaker 3: She has like the ones that actually sound like you

3725
03:05:51,240 --> 03:05:52,360
Speaker 3: could be watching a porno.

3726
03:05:52,560 --> 03:05:55,039
Speaker 4: Monica Sellis did get stabbed? Is she the grunter and

3727
03:05:55,120 --> 03:05:55,640
Speaker 4: the stabby?

3728
03:05:56,160 --> 03:05:56,560
Speaker 2: Maybe she?

3729
03:05:56,760 --> 03:06:16,120
Speaker 3: Maybe that was the noise she made when she was stabbed. Man,

3730
03:06:16,160 --> 03:06:17,440
Speaker 3: you sure are moving out there?

3731
03:06:21,320 --> 03:06:22,760
Speaker 21: Oh that I'm run.

3732
03:06:25,440 --> 03:06:30,160
Speaker 4: It took me a second, but uh, and I'm speaking

3733
03:06:30,160 --> 03:06:33,640
Speaker 4: about wearing wigs Andrea Augussy. Yeah, but at least he

3734
03:06:33,720 --> 03:06:36,440
Speaker 4: kind of came clean after a while.

3735
03:06:36,520 --> 03:06:36,720
Speaker 13: Yeah.

3736
03:06:36,720 --> 03:06:38,080
Speaker 4: I don't even think it was a wig, but he

3737
03:06:38,200 --> 03:06:40,080
Speaker 4: kept the long hair for a while. And boy, you

3738
03:06:40,160 --> 03:06:45,039
Speaker 4: gotta you can't begrudge a long haired dude. I'm a

3739
03:06:45,080 --> 03:06:47,520
Speaker 4: long haired dude, and it's like, if my hair was thinning,

3740
03:06:48,000 --> 03:06:49,520
Speaker 4: I would be like, oh, I got.

3741
03:06:49,320 --> 03:06:52,760
Speaker 2: A decision to make. Yeah you do? You do?

3742
03:06:53,000 --> 03:06:54,960
Speaker 4: You go well, because you're not going to comb this over.

3743
03:06:55,080 --> 03:06:57,840
Speaker 4: So you're like, you know, but I come from you know,

3744
03:06:57,959 --> 03:06:59,800
Speaker 4: men on both sides of my family that die with

3745
03:07:00,160 --> 03:07:02,400
Speaker 4: heads of hair. So thank God for that, because that's

3746
03:07:02,400 --> 03:07:07,000
Speaker 4: all I got. Rob and so yeah, agacy though, but

3747
03:07:07,040 --> 03:07:08,520
Speaker 4: he looks good bald, Like, you got to have a

3748
03:07:08,560 --> 03:07:11,320
Speaker 4: good skull too. And some people, you know, like Bruce

3749
03:07:11,360 --> 03:07:13,760
Speaker 4: Willis has a great skull. Some people it's like, oh,

3750
03:07:13,840 --> 03:07:15,960
Speaker 4: you fully understand why they don't have hair in there.

3751
03:07:16,240 --> 03:07:18,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt when you're in killer shape either. I

3752
03:07:18,560 --> 03:07:20,480
Speaker 3: mean when these I mean these guys are you know,

3753
03:07:20,840 --> 03:07:24,080
Speaker 3: peak physical fitness. Who doesn't matter if you're bald or not. Yeah,

3754
03:07:24,240 --> 03:07:26,320
Speaker 3: you get a big, fat guy bald. He looks different

3755
03:07:26,320 --> 03:07:28,840
Speaker 3: than a guy who's thin and in shape and looking great.

3756
03:07:30,840 --> 03:07:34,840
Speaker 4: Hey, Rob, Yes, your buddy Josh from Saint Louis is

3757
03:07:34,879 --> 03:07:37,200
Speaker 4: on the fuck making a triumph in return. We haven't

3758
03:07:37,200 --> 03:07:41,160
Speaker 4: heard from Josh in a minute. How are the holidays, Josh?

3759
03:07:41,320 --> 03:07:43,560
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, Oh they were all right.

3760
03:07:43,680 --> 03:07:46,200
Speaker 20: You know another the other day.

3761
03:07:46,280 --> 03:07:48,240
Speaker 2: Really you didn't travel or anything like that.

3762
03:07:50,080 --> 03:07:52,920
Speaker 20: No, I have the biggest house, so everybody comes to

3763
03:07:52,959 --> 03:07:54,000
Speaker 20: my house every year.

3764
03:07:54,040 --> 03:07:56,280
Speaker 2: So it's terrible and I hate it all right.

3765
03:07:56,640 --> 03:07:58,280
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, he's got the float, Well you're

3766
03:07:58,280 --> 03:08:00,240
Speaker 4: out in the sticks. Yeah, you got like a bunch

3767
03:08:00,240 --> 03:08:01,120
Speaker 4: of acres or something.

3768
03:08:02,520 --> 03:08:06,520
Speaker 20: Yeah, So yeah, it's terrible. I don't want That's the

3769
03:08:06,520 --> 03:08:08,160
Speaker 20: only time I don't want to be in my house.

3770
03:08:08,680 --> 03:08:11,920
Speaker 20: But I called for two things. One I wanted to

3771
03:08:11,959 --> 03:08:15,920
Speaker 20: say to Rob. Rob, as a Patriots fan, don't you

3772
03:08:16,040 --> 03:08:18,800
Speaker 20: feel like we're back in our twenties and thirties these days.

3773
03:08:19,000 --> 03:08:21,480
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, man, it's not a bad time to

3774
03:08:21,480 --> 03:08:23,240
Speaker 3: be a Patriots fan again. But we'll see what happens

3775
03:08:23,240 --> 03:08:26,400
Speaker 3: in the playoffs when it matters. You know, we had

3776
03:08:26,400 --> 03:08:28,960
Speaker 3: to give the NFL five year break before we went

3777
03:08:29,040 --> 03:08:30,040
Speaker 3: back to being a good team.

3778
03:08:30,280 --> 03:08:33,480
Speaker 2: Such a long five years too, Yeah, it was a

3779
03:08:33,520 --> 03:08:34,360
Speaker 2: long five years.

3780
03:08:34,520 --> 03:08:36,800
Speaker 20: The other thing I called about was a while back,

3781
03:08:36,840 --> 03:08:40,840
Speaker 20: you guys were talking about underrated, hilarious movies, and the

3782
03:08:40,879 --> 03:08:42,760
Speaker 20: one that I always think about is the.

3783
03:08:42,720 --> 03:08:46,039
Speaker 2: Movie Oscar with Sylvester Salone. Have you seen it, Roub?

3784
03:08:46,320 --> 03:08:49,879
Speaker 4: I thought it was terrible, sa I did not like

3785
03:08:50,000 --> 03:08:51,080
Speaker 4: that movie at all.

3786
03:08:52,640 --> 03:08:55,040
Speaker 20: Oh man, I think that is. So that is one

3787
03:08:55,040 --> 03:08:58,520
Speaker 20: of the funniest movies in my top five, that's.

3788
03:08:58,360 --> 03:09:02,119
Speaker 2: Probably like three. So now, Rob, you need to watch

3789
03:09:02,160 --> 03:09:04,199
Speaker 2: it because you like doing the Italian voices.

3790
03:09:04,600 --> 03:09:07,080
Speaker 20: And it's all the mobsters that you see in all

3791
03:09:07,160 --> 03:09:12,080
Speaker 20: the gangster movies, but they're in a comedy and it's Marissa.

3792
03:09:11,720 --> 03:09:16,400
Speaker 2: Tom and her Finest. Yeah okay, and chas pulmonary Tim

3793
03:09:16,480 --> 03:09:19,080
Speaker 2: Curry was in it, and yeah, I don't think I've

3794
03:09:19,080 --> 03:09:20,000
Speaker 2: ever heard of this movie.

3795
03:09:20,080 --> 03:09:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah you out because it was supposed to be since

3796
03:09:22,520 --> 03:09:24,600
Speaker 4: it was set in the thirties, it was supposed to

3797
03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:28,039
Speaker 4: be like a kind of an old timey kind of

3798
03:09:28,080 --> 03:09:32,520
Speaker 4: screwball comedy Johnny Dangerously type. Yeah, Hey, Johnny Dangerously, I

3799
03:09:32,560 --> 03:09:33,680
Speaker 4: think is one hundred times.

3800
03:09:33,680 --> 03:09:36,920
Speaker 2: But as a twelve percent score on Rotten Tomatoes.

3801
03:09:38,280 --> 03:09:42,240
Speaker 20: I'm telling you watch it. Thinks you will love it.

3802
03:09:42,600 --> 03:09:44,360
Speaker 2: Kirk Douglas checked this out.

3803
03:09:44,480 --> 03:09:50,320
Speaker 4: Donahoe, Donamichi, The Trading Places got yes, Oh wow, thank you,

3804
03:09:50,400 --> 03:09:53,080
Speaker 4: Josh Oscar is the weekend movie wreck?

3805
03:09:53,200 --> 03:09:53,440
Speaker 2: There?

3806
03:09:53,560 --> 03:09:53,760
Speaker 10: Right?

3807
03:09:54,440 --> 03:09:59,640
Speaker 2: How about that? Take it from me, Bro, movie sucks. Sucks.

3808
03:10:01,160 --> 03:10:03,080
Speaker 9: Now I must leave you as the Brady bunches on

3809
03:10:03,360 --> 03:10:05,879
Speaker 9: and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3810
03:10:07,959 --> 03:10:08,520
Speaker 17: Get at it.

3811
03:10:09,600 --> 03:10:15,560
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3812
03:10:16,440 --> 03:10:22,039
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3813
03:10:23,400 --> 03:10:29,160
Speaker 8: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3814
03:10:30,320 --> 03:10:34,640
Speaker 8: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3815
03:10:34,920 --> 03:10:42,160
Speaker 8: is watching you. And with all narratives, remember obedience paid

3816
03:10:43,200 --> 03:10:48,280
Speaker 8: and when you watch that davy screens. Remember it works

3817
03:10:48,400 --> 03:10:55,760
Speaker 8: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3818
03:10:56,000 --> 03:11:02,640
Speaker 8: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3819
03:11:02,800 --> 03:11:03,640
Speaker 8: watching you.