WEBVTT - First Date Diet 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo on the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday, I experienced something I have not experienced for a

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<v Speaker 2>long time. I went on a date with a girl

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<v Speaker 2>and had the date diet. Do you guys know what

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<v Speaker 2>the date diet is? No, I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Does this ever happen to singles? You don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Girls do this, right? Well, honestly, I do it too.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So there are some guys that do it too. The

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<v Speaker 2>date diet is I went out and we had lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon and I had lunch yesterday. And we ordered food.

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<v Speaker 2>And when the food came, we didn't eat our food.

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<v Speaker 4>You really didn't eat. I at least was eating some

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<v Speaker 4>French fries. You ate like nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first off, let me tell you what we ordered.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready for this one? Tell me who ordered a turkey

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich and who ordered. A smash burger with cheese and

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<v Speaker 2>French fries. Well, she already gave it away.

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<v Speaker 1>The French fries. You went smash burger on it? Heck yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She smash burgered it. And by the way, the portions.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciate you. Exactly. Will you close that door too, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way? Oh, poor Zach. Just running around. He's the best.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Zach. Just running around. So we went to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>We ordered our food and we sat there and I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to bite into my sandwich. And when I bit

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<v Speaker 2>into my sandwich, it started falling apart. You ever have

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<v Speaker 2>like a turkey club sandwich and they make them like

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<v Speaker 2>big and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And it started.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking to myself, the problem with going

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<v Speaker 2>out with a person of the opposite sex is you

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<v Speaker 2>are embarrassed by how you eat. And I'm even more

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassed because Chelsea tells me that I eat like a

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<v Speaker 2>slob all the time. So I sat there and was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, like eating like a bird for a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. And then we were having conversation. We talked

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<v Speaker 2>the entire time and we were there. I mean, we

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<v Speaker 2>were there for a while. I don't know how long

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<v Speaker 2>it was, but it was a while. And I couldn't eat.

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<v Speaker 2>And it brought back memories. And I would like to

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<v Speaker 2>ask people who date, what do you do if you're

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<v Speaker 2>on a date? What do you order that makes it

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<v Speaker 2>easy for you? Because when I used to date, I

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<v Speaker 2>would always eat before I went on a date so

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<v Speaker 2>that I wouldn't be so hungry that I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>order something that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would order something that was less messy or

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<v Speaker 2>going to be less. Like I would order a smoothie

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>But do you guys ever do that?

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<v Speaker 2>When you were dating, when you were back in the

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<v Speaker 2>dating world after your divorce, did you go out at

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<v Speaker 2>all and like have to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely conscious of what, I was

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<v Speaker 4>definitely conscious of what I would order. Not only for

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<v Speaker 4>eating purposes and like messiness purposes, but also price. Because

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<v Speaker 4>Wes was always, even though I would always try to

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<v Speaker 4>pay the bill, he always wanted to pay the bill.

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<v Speaker 4>And so even if I really wanted something on the

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<v Speaker 4>menu or like I'm a wino, I'm kind of a

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<v Speaker 4>wine snob, I get it. And even if I really

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<v Speaker 4>wanted a certain glass of wine that was a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit more expensive, I wouldn't do it because I was

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<v Speaker 4>trying to be conscious about the price as well. So

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<v Speaker 4>there were two factors of how I ordered.

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<v Speaker 2>So you ordered based on thinking, okay, if they pick

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<v Speaker 2>up the bill, I don't want to like stiff them

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<v Speaker 2>with a big, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't want to order the most expensive or

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<v Speaker 4>a more expensive item.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I follow suit. I know girls that go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know girls that will go crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, a couple of people and I won't say their names,

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<v Speaker 2>but there are a couple of friends of Chelsea and

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<v Speaker 2>I's have said they'll go to like a place and

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<v Speaker 2>order the big steak.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? I know girls that ask

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<v Speaker 1>for stuff to go.

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<v Speaker 5>That is so beyond rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just their meal they didn't eat. They order more? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they ask for something to go.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say, I actually got mine to

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<v Speaker 4>go yesterday and then ate it at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you? I was starving. When you just got home?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, afterwards I had something to do for Lucy's school,

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<v Speaker 4>but after that I was like.

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<v Speaker 5>I am so dang hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's so funny that you say that. I left

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<v Speaker 2>you and I actually had to go to a client

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<v Speaker 2>thing afterwards. I was late to my client thing because

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled over on the side of the road right

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<v Speaker 2>off of Adams there or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Or in Eaton, I think it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled over on the side of the road and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, you know, eating my sandwich and chips

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>I remember I met this girl out. This was when

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<v Speaker 6>I was younger. Beautiful young lady. I was so, like,

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<v Speaker 6>nervous to go out there. And we just went to, like,

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<v Speaker 6>a little bar or something. So we're sitting across from

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<v Speaker 6>each other in the booth. I ordered some wings. We

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<v Speaker 6>had like maybe like an hour. It wasn't like super long.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, wings is a tough one.

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<v Speaker 6>But the toughest thing was, again, me being nervous. That's

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<v Speaker 6>why I prefaced it. I didn't eat at all and

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<v Speaker 6>then left my wings on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I got in the car on the way to what

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<v Speaker 6>I was doing afterwards. I was like, dog, my wings.

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<v Speaker 1>Left the whole 10 piece on the table.

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<v Speaker 5>Like wings are so messy.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't go on a date and order wings.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I don't, I'm not one of them.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't care how it, I don't, tailor my order,

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<v Speaker 6>but I do tailor how I eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I'm not going to be like a pig

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<v Speaker 1>in there just smashing.

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<v Speaker 5>Like if you and KG went out, you don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Or until I get, if we two, three dates in,

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<v Speaker 1>then you going to see the real.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. But for the first one, I try to be

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit more cognizant.

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<v Speaker 2>Real wings are so good that the sauce gets in

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<v Speaker 2>your fingernails.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like you've painted your nails orange. I'm a,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a wiper too though.

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, I'll grab a napkin, make sure my mouth and

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<v Speaker 6>beard are clean, wipe my hands. Like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 6>presentation got to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was bad because Shannon actually called out that

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<v Speaker 2>I actually probably had, like, something on my, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I spilled.

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<v Speaker 1>It on myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, he usually puts some flair on his shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>She calls it pulling a Norm because Norm used to

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<v Speaker 2>be our agent, and when Norm would eat, food would

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<v Speaker 2>always end up on him.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I think might be the worst, actually? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people will say spaghetti or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Sushi.

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<v Speaker 1>Sushi.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think sushi is really tough because some of those

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<v Speaker 4>sushi bites.

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<v Speaker 5>Are so big.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I feel like I look like a chipmunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Pufferfish in there. With the sushi in my mouth. And

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot bite sushi. Like, if a girl bites sushi,

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever trust her. She biting something else? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no way. You could pop a little sushi roll

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<v Speaker 1>in there. I like sushi dates. Nobody wants a biter, right?

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<v Speaker 5>But I think some of those roles are big.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got to be cognizant of the role that

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<v Speaker 1>you're choosing.

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<v Speaker 2>844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is the worst food to eat on

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<v Speaker 2>a date? And question for you. Have you ever done

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<v Speaker 2>what I did where you would eat before or do

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<v Speaker 2>what Shannon and I did yesterday where we leave and

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<v Speaker 2>then we go eat right away? Like we're hungry right

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<v Speaker 2>after the date.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? How you doing, Greg?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to comment that whenever our boss would

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<v Speaker 3>take us out to lunch and we knew he was paying,

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<v Speaker 3>I would use whatever he orders as a guide to

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<v Speaker 3>what I order. Yeah. But we always had that one

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<v Speaker 3>guy that would order the lobster or the steak dinner

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<v Speaker 3>and have to bring most of it back to the office.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody else got hamburgers.

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<v Speaker 2>The boss orders first so that you can see exactly

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<v Speaker 2>how much money That actually is good for dating, too.

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<v Speaker 2>Let the person that you're with order first if you're

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<v Speaker 2>wondering if they're going to pick up the tab just

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<v Speaker 2>to know exactly what to order.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say, though, if I know iHeart is paying

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<v Speaker 4>for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm going for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Run it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. My favorite is at Big Tommy's when Tony

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<v Speaker 2>goes to Big Tommy or Tony always will go there.

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<v Speaker 2>Tony will order like. I'll take a carrot cake. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>take a carrot cake. Brings it all back to the studios.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Allison?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic. What's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>So my husband and I, our first date, he takes

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<v Speaker 2>me out and he orders first.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's trying to impress me.

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<v Speaker 4>He orders a salmon dinner and a Cosmos.

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<v Speaker 3>And I go and order hot wings and a big.

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<v Speaker 6>Fruit and beer. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, he's like, I look like you're a gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so good. What's going on, Roy? Hi, it's

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the morning. The worst food is ribs. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I go out to eat, when I would

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<v Speaker 1>go out to eat, I couldn't see the menu.

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<v Speaker 3>So I always ordered a club sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>OK, that's that's you know what? It's a guarantee if

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<v Speaker 2>it's on that menu. Can I tell you one of

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<v Speaker 2>the first dates that Chelsea and I went on? Chelsea

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<v Speaker 2>and I went first date was Olive Garden. So you're

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<v Speaker 2>going Olive Garden. I just did salad and breadsticks in soup.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I didn't want to do pasta because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like thinking I want to do fettuccine Alfredo so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're like, oh, then the second date we went on.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody ever heard of a restaurant called Tony Roma's?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 5>The place Tony Roma's wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony Roma's ribs. Yeah. Tony Roma's was a chain and

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<v Speaker 1>they had the best ribs.

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<v Speaker 5>They did.

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<v Speaker 2>And I ordered the ribs. And I was wearing a,

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<v Speaker 2>believe it or not, I wore white back then. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a big man wearing white. I had red stains.

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<v Speaker 1>All over me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking this woman's marrying me because she's still going

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<v Speaker 2>out with me after those two things.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? How you doing, Jack?

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<v Speaker 6>Good. How are you, Mojo? How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>We're great. What's going on, bud? So me and my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>before we got married and everything else, we went to Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 1>We ordered literally the same thing, a four-cheese honey macaroni

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<v Speaker 1>and cheese. And no joke, that was a mess because

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<v Speaker 1>I had honey all over my hands.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a piece of little bacon all over my face.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, oh, dear Lord, I'm taking it out

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<v Speaker 3>in front of my future wife-to-be.

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<v Speaker 6>So I was like, damn, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you she looked at you. and said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to marry this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy, if he can eat a Ford cheese mac

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<v Speaker 2>and cheese with honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think she said that to herself?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shout out to Applebee's for.

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<v Speaker 6>A good date, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, that is funny, though, that if the

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<v Speaker 2>girl goes and says, I'll do a second date with

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<v Speaker 2>you after you ate, like, a slob, you gotta keep her.

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<v Speaker 1>Vinny, what's up, Vinny?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, what's up, Mojo?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, team? Good morning. Yeah, Mojo, when I go

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<v Speaker 1>eat on first date, I eat real messy.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, I eat, like, uh, like a crawfish, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you got to suck the heads and all that kind

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<v Speaker 6>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I would not.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to take you home.

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<v Speaker 6>At one time, I was at the table and this

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<v Speaker 6>lady stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>And she looked at the other girl's date and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>You're a lucky lady.

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<v Speaker 2>She sees your lips going over that crawfish or she

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<v Speaker 2>wants to take you home because she wants you to

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<v Speaker 2>take a bath when you get there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because you see my face all messy and all

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. Yeah, she wanted to be the crawfish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Trade in places.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah. It never fails. They take me home right

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<v Speaker 3>after I eat that crawfish.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I've never done that. I haven't tried that. That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, when I see people eating crawfish or

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<v Speaker 2>anything that's messy like that, like shrimp or whatever the

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<v Speaker 2>deal is, and they're going at it with themselves with

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<v Speaker 2>a bib on, I'm looking at them going, God, I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I was them. I'm so self-conscious about it. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for the call, Vinny.