Speaker 1: Morty, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
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Speaker 4: It is the twenty ninth day of January twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Fargo Flash and Tommy Olsen all the way and today
Speaker 4: no Ben liber but a cast of thousands. Anyway, Let's
Speaker 4: get things started with Nick Thune some comedy. Try to
Speaker 4: make you smile a little bit on a Thursday morning.
Speaker 4: That's why we're here, after all. My name is Chris Hockey.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 5: I am glad you're here.
Speaker 6: I want to be vulnerable tonight, you know, I want
Speaker 6: to let it all out. I love Sadoku.
Speaker 2: I do. I love Sadoku. It's such a simple game.
Speaker 2: It's fun. You put numbers in boxes.
Speaker 6: And any number really, and then you show people. People
Speaker 6: get pretty excited because nobody's double checking a Sadoku puzzle.
Speaker 6: Nobody's got time for that. I got plenty of time
Speaker 6: to put random numbers in boxes. Sometimes I'll just go
Speaker 6: my phone number ten and a half times.
Speaker 4: Enough is enough.
Speaker 6: It's the same word spelled the same way. Really, It's
Speaker 6: just like, who doesn't know that se sections are like
Speaker 6: the Djorno of pregnancy because it's not delivery, but it's
Speaker 6: gonna still smell like.
Speaker 2: A delivery, you know.
Speaker 1: Absolutely love Nick Thoon, And of course Nick Thune was
Speaker 1: famously on this show once like an hour and a
Speaker 1: half and he was here when To for.
Speaker 7: Grace was here the same day and Dan and Dan
Speaker 7: I want.
Speaker 1: To drink there in the history of the power to
Speaker 1: wanting to tell. But yeah, nicktun was super nice.
Speaker 4: I was seen from him in a while.
Speaker 1: He was he was the opener for Bargetti on the
Speaker 1: last tour the two of them toured together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I probably do that at one point.
Speaker 2: And love nicktoon. So do you think Rosie had to
Speaker 2: see Thune from the.
Speaker 1: Top, Yes, yep, oh no, really nice guy by the
Speaker 1: way he was, And he was very nice, that's right.
Speaker 2: And then Turf for Grace walked in and Dan and
Speaker 2: Dan remember his name, Bud No, I was kidding. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I was good. Oh man, who's the best. I'm just
Speaker 2: tired of feeling this way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I know, I know, Nico, I know.
Speaker 2: Damn it, guys, No Nico.
Speaker 1: Sorry man, Yeah, that was a rough one. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 1: see a second of it. But I woke up and
Speaker 1: I saw the halftime score, and then I saw the
Speaker 1: final score, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, whoopsies. Oh boy.
Speaker 1: It's one thing to blow a giant lead, not a
Speaker 1: giant lead, a sizeable lead though, to Nebraska when at
Speaker 1: the time they were the seventh ranked team in the country,
Speaker 1: and you know, we don't have the talent, but we're
Speaker 1: playing our asses off and we got Nebraska on the
Speaker 1: ropes and then Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Does what they do, which is win. Yeah. That was
Speaker 2: on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Drunken Scanies are like ten and a half point favorites,
Speaker 1: and you got them down eighteen at halftime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and blow it.
Speaker 7: I saw the halftime score, which was thirty five to seventeen,
Speaker 7: and then I went back and checked early in the
Speaker 7: second half and the scre was h thirty nine to
Speaker 7: thirty five, and I'm like, oh, oh no, that's much closer. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we've scored four points and they've scored.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Seventeen to thirty five is eighteen eighteen? You got there?
Speaker 2: So not good. Do you see how many guys though?
Speaker 2: We played.
Speaker 1: Five, six, six and a half because one guy for
Speaker 1: the Gophers played four minutes, so we had a six
Speaker 1: man rotation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 5: That's tough, guys, is tough.
Speaker 2: Six dudes.
Speaker 7: That's really ninety of basketball just standing around anyway, though,
Speaker 7: I mean no, wow, yeah, it's mostly like fifteen times
Speaker 7: actually not in the college game anymore.
Speaker 2: Do you like that they only have like four time
Speaker 2: outs a half? That's not enough.
Speaker 5: Chronic wasting disease.
Speaker 7: Isn't that something you get from like wildlife? Don't DearS
Speaker 7: have deer to get it?
Speaker 5: I think I got it.
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about how did you get
Speaker 2: it that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I think I have it?
Speaker 2: Though. What are the symptoms?
Speaker 5: I'm tired all the time. Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's uh.
Speaker 1: That's probably worth a double check on web MD. If
Speaker 1: you're just tired, I doubt it's chronic wasting disease.
Speaker 4: I also feel like running in front of a car
Speaker 4: for no reason.
Speaker 2: That that's that might be the telltale sign.
Speaker 5: I think I got chronic wasting disease.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it reaches.
Speaker 4: It's reached an endemic threshold in southeastern Minnesota. That's where
Speaker 4: I'm at. It means that the targeted calling no longer works.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means. State officials received one
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty one positive results from nearly fourteen thousand samples. No,
Speaker 4: sure they were dear, but I'm pretty sure I got it. Sorry, guys, is.
Speaker 1: Calling, I'm guessing it's calling the bit where they intentionally
Speaker 1: killed deer to heard the population.
Speaker 2: Is that what that means? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: To curb it, to make sure that it stays with
Speaker 1: the numbers that are safe for everybody, both deer and
Speaker 1: human alike.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, I'm going to be cold?
Speaker 1: Didn't Wasn't that one or the one of the rumored
Speaker 1: things that Joe Mauer had when he took that whole
Speaker 1: season off. Chronic wasting disease?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it was.
Speaker 2: Was it really?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't think it was.
Speaker 1: It was bilateral leg weakness and chronic wasting disease?
Speaker 4: Was he cold?
Speaker 7: I mean, I doubt it was he a deer a
Speaker 7: female deer?
Speaker 2: Was he? Un? You are a moose or a rein deer?
Speaker 2: Can you go through the whole sound of music song?
Speaker 2: I can go through the start it you just is
Speaker 2: it dough a female deer? Ray? A spot of golden sun? No,
Speaker 2: it's all right, I keep going. I don't know the
Speaker 2: rescue that I don't know. Isn't it a drop of
Speaker 2: golden sun?
Speaker 5: Hell, I don't know. I've never seen the movie even.
Speaker 7: Really, sorry Rogers and Hammerstein. Wow, what a pull you
Speaker 7: just talk about?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, just Corlos never seen sound of Music? Huh?
Speaker 5: Never have?
Speaker 2: I think we had to, like in a music class. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my mom loved it, so I watched it multiple times. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's that. It was long as hell.
Speaker 4: I'll watch it probably, but I'm in the hospital with
Speaker 4: chronic wasting disease.
Speaker 10: Time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hills are alive with the sound of music,
Speaker 1: but Chris's ass is tired as hell and ready to
Speaker 1: walk into a car.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say it hasn't, at least from what
Speaker 7: I can tell, not spread to humans yet. But then again,
Speaker 7: I don't know what Hawk has done in the last
Speaker 7: few weeks.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been eating some stuff, a little bit of Moose,
Speaker 4: trying to think of who somebody was nicknamed Moose. Who
Speaker 4: was it, Marcus Felino, I don't know, Marcus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: Or Darryl Johnston.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the way I should have thought of.
Speaker 2: That guy was sweet when he played another.
Speaker 5: Moose my cat that ran away from home?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ran away? Right? Yeah? Ran away. You opened the
Speaker 2: door and said, see you.
Speaker 5: I did not.
Speaker 2: Leave the door open for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: That cat was mean, mean hell to who you, well,
Speaker 4: specifically me, but everybody on the planet. He didn't want
Speaker 4: to live there. He wanted to be outside. Well, he
Speaker 4: got his wish and he got chronic wasting disease.
Speaker 2: Did any point when you let Moose go? I did
Speaker 2: not do that.
Speaker 7: Did Moose turn around and kind of look at you?
Speaker 7: And you then turned your back and walked in.
Speaker 4: I gave him the U the uh, what's a pretty
Speaker 4: guy's face?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 2: Robert?
Speaker 5: I gave him Rob Redford?
Speaker 2: Not Yeah, and then he gave you and he gave.
Speaker 4: Me the middle paw. Yeah, and he ran off and
Speaker 4: probably got to eat my deer.
Speaker 2: That would be bizarre. It's a great point.
Speaker 4: They probably get angry they're wasting away in Margaritaville. What
Speaker 4: if I have chronic wasting away at Margaritaville.
Speaker 2: I mean I thought I had that a couple of times.
Speaker 5: That's what you did too.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I like to listen to Jimmy Buffett. Yeah, we
Speaker 7: know you're gonna need more. Tommy Bahama, sir.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna need more.
Speaker 2: Still listen to Buffet voluntarily?
Speaker 1: Do you sometimes search Buffet?
Speaker 5: I like the cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that sounds great. There's so many artists
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Like if I if when it still existed, if I
Speaker 1: walked into Margaritaville on the Vegas Strip and they were
Speaker 1: playing l R I P. Yeah, you're gonna get I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'd be like, all right, it's a vibe. Whatever,
Speaker 1: cool vibe, this is it's his place. Whatever, we'll deal
Speaker 1: with it. I just can't imagine being like, would it mineus?
Speaker 1: Four degrees? You know what I need Buffett?
Speaker 5: You know they do.
Speaker 4: The problem is the reason you don't get is because
Speaker 4: you're not happy.
Speaker 1: Says the guy with chronic wasting disease that wants to
Speaker 1: run into a car. Yeah, okay, it's five o'clock somewhere
Speaker 1: with Alan Jackson as the slammer. Yeah, now you're talking sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a pirate looks at forty. Yeah, a pirate looks at
Speaker 1: forty Yeah.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: That means he's getting the pirate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't, you know, stop wasting disease. He has
Speaker 1: to stop chasing that booty. What do you think the
Speaker 1: average life span of.
Speaker 2: A pirate was about thirty probably twenty one.
Speaker 1: I think there was a lot of on boat fighting
Speaker 1: where it was just like, you know, we've been out
Speaker 1: here for weeks, ty harass, and then they just got
Speaker 1: a massive sword fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach. Then somebody walked the pike.
Speaker 1: Everybody amongst everybody says the whole plank thing was you know,
Speaker 1: blown out of proportion and exaggerated that there weren't really
Speaker 1: planks to walk on pirate ships.
Speaker 2: But who cares.
Speaker 1: That was one of the best parts of that yeah
Speaker 1: lore growing up. Yeah, yeah, it must have happened at
Speaker 1: least a couple of times, but I yes, it was
Speaker 1: pretty rare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose you don't walk the plank.
Speaker 7: I can't think of any examples of old pirates, right,
Speaker 7: they all gets to maybe Middle Hook, the.
Speaker 4: Band that sang that song about Rolling Stone.
Speaker 7: No, that's Doctor Hook whatever you were singing it HAWKD
Speaker 7: but come Monday is a great sound. Why don't we
Speaker 7: get drunk and screw? Great song?
Speaker 4: Give me a minute, Yeah he is, if you want
Speaker 4: to bang me without a C word on because I
Speaker 4: got hoisted disease.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you edited the word condom.
Speaker 4: It's the chronic waste.
Speaker 2: Didn't make it worse.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, Jay, what, by the way, it's pretty
Speaker 1: pretty smart by you to say let's get wasted and
Speaker 1: screw before Tommy gets smart strategy, he go, sure, got
Speaker 1: a drink?
Speaker 2: You just broke into the cup liquor store.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's probably liquors somewhere around here.
Speaker 5: May be careful with liquor. You get chronic wasted.
Speaker 2: I mean they're doing the reno.
Speaker 1: I don't care if the guys and gals that are
Speaker 1: working here throw a couple back during their shift. I
Speaker 1: take your time, have a good time, do a good job,
Speaker 1: but have a couple. What do I care care if
Speaker 1: you do a good job or not. Right, we're not
Speaker 1: down at the offices anyway. Leave them like they are.
Speaker 4: If we get a quake and this thing starts to
Speaker 4: fall apart. I'mmost stand in the middle of all right.
Speaker 4: Thanks Edward Norton and my chronic wasting disease that started
Speaker 4: in my Johnson.
Speaker 2: Man, what's going on with you? I told you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: chronic wasting disease. Well, sorry about your penis.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The first to say that, yeah, won't be the last
Speaker 5: might be. I ain't counting no chance at Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is that. Yeah, good for you. Man. Damn it, guys,
Speaker 2: dead wood or.
Speaker 5: Dead wood, that's what happened, dead wood?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Tired this way?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or what were you? I'm tired of feeling this way?
Speaker 2: They're battling? Yeah, who is the Gophers? They're battling.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 2: They've lost six straight, but they've been in almost every game,
Speaker 2: So are they not going to make They.
Speaker 5: Had to be there to be in.
Speaker 2: But great teams win. No, good teams win. Great teams cover,
Speaker 2: and the Gophers covered yet again.
Speaker 5: I got a message from our friend Dave some minette.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and he's going to come in because he's
Speaker 4: got something special for you, sausage.
Speaker 2: Oh do you know I have a guess?
Speaker 5: Okay, I bet you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a I saw a video of all
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: They were with Dave and Tim Reynolds at this three
Speaker 1: day Mexico thing they do and.
Speaker 4: Say this again, not everybody knows it by just by
Speaker 4: Dave Dave Matthews. It could have been Dave from Viking.
Speaker 2: What about what about Dave from Wendy's. He's dead, Dave Thomas.
Speaker 5: If he's with Dave from Wendy's, then he's in heaven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 5: Don't tell me that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: Anyway, he was with Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds on
Speaker 7: this thing and they played with a few songs with
Speaker 7: them all together.
Speaker 1: It looked cool. I can't wait to hear the stories.
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be like a signed gift for you
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: Maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's say Dave Simonette da gift enough Dave? Right, do
Speaker 1: you think Dave signed Dave? How many people are talking
Speaker 1: to me. Let's say Dave Simonette brought you the sand
Speaker 1: that Dave Matthews was standing on during those songs each sand?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What sand beach?
Speaker 4: What if he held Dave Matthews down and removed his foreskin.
Speaker 2: Uhha, and he brought it to you? Yeah? What would
Speaker 2: you do with it? Chewing gum? I'd probably give it
Speaker 2: to the guy that's going to be here.
Speaker 1: Let's start with the hypothetical sand question, then we'll go
Speaker 1: to the foreskin.
Speaker 2: What would you do with it?
Speaker 1: If he's like I got this is the stand that
Speaker 1: Dave Matthew stood on. Would you do anything with the sand?
Speaker 1: We did throw it away? I mean twenty years ago
Speaker 1: you'd make love to it. Probably, What would you do
Speaker 1: with it now? I'd definitely say thank you, put it
Speaker 1: like something and just put it next to an autograph
Speaker 1: I have of day Man.
Speaker 2: You would keep the sand?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the correct answer is, asking the
Speaker 1: correct answer? And farm? Yeah, thank you smart, that's brilliant,
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 2: You would do that? You have an actual a farm
Speaker 2: in like Louise's room, Zach. You don't get enough credit
Speaker 2: for how smart you are. Yeah, I'm going to miss
Speaker 2: him's clever? He Uh?
Speaker 1: What about the forescan? What would you do with his
Speaker 1: for skin? Probably give it to the guy that's going
Speaker 1: to be here in two minutes.
Speaker 7: You can't regift Dave Matthews foreskiny.
Speaker 3: Sound the music and Margherita Bell like.
Speaker 8: What a morning you smelled it by the way, don't
Speaker 8: say that about yourself, sold sauce.
Speaker 1: Dave Simonette hands you the foreskin of Dave Matthews.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that'd be weird.
Speaker 5: But it's like a five skin.
Speaker 2: It's so big and he hands it to you. Can
Speaker 2: I ask you one question? Yes, where'd you shay?
Speaker 7: I think I would say thank you and then thank
Speaker 7: you for what Dave Matthew's foreskin.
Speaker 2: Wow. I hope Dave Simonette doesn't bring that.
Speaker 5: I can hope he doesn't like that.
Speaker 2: When is he coming in?
Speaker 5: I don't know. He said he's stop by some time, but.
Speaker 2: He's in town or sometime in the future.
Speaker 5: Here show tomorrow or Saturday in town.
Speaker 2: Great, dude, Great, it's to you guys. What morning? You
Speaker 2: guys got me all fired up?
Speaker 1: You like Sound of Music? It's my mom's favorite movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of mom's favorite movie for sure. That was
Speaker 1: one of my mom's favorites as well. The dad in
Speaker 1: that movie calm down. He's very hot.
Speaker 3: And then yet like there's a whole love story. That's
Speaker 3: just a phenomenal film. There's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: Critically acclaimed, Yeah, well received.
Speaker 5: I think you're probably right. I'm surprised.
Speaker 8: I never saw it, and then margueritaville r I p
Speaker 8: is right that that.
Speaker 1: Place you like to place more than the music. I
Speaker 1: assume though, right, that seems like your vibe. I mean right,
Speaker 1: you don't care. I love them both. I love Margarita.
Speaker 3: I will I will put nothing on anytime of the
Speaker 3: day if I'm not working out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spots, it's this basic instinct. I can see your parts,
Speaker 1: can see it's shorts are so.
Speaker 3: But it's still what.
Speaker 2: Margarite.
Speaker 3: We'll just get you so happy.
Speaker 2: It put you in a place you know it do
Speaker 2: drinking and being on a beach.
Speaker 3: What else do you want?
Speaker 4: You guys remember the story about how we were playing
Speaker 4: at Valley Fair one time, Chris hockey Man, and we
Speaker 4: were doing an evening show and we got sound checked
Speaker 4: and we were walking around and Picker just puts on
Speaker 4: some music, you know, and we were scattered all over
Speaker 4: the park and you could hear the speakers pretty much where,
Speaker 4: and suddenly I heard so bar maid bringing a picture
Speaker 4: another round to brew. Honey, why don't we get drunken screw?
Speaker 4: And you forgot that that song was on the shuffle,
Speaker 4: and so we're all running towards the board to try
Speaker 4: to figure out how to turn it off, because why
Speaker 4: don't we get drunk and screw was playing at the
Speaker 4: Valley Fair. That's great, they say you are a snuff queen. Honey,
Speaker 4: Oh that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember I was on the antique cars when
Speaker 1: that song was playing. Great ride like that ride sucks?
Speaker 2: The antique cars are they gone? It's only cool.
Speaker 1: When you're super little because you can't believe that you
Speaker 1: get to push the pedal, probably for the little kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, once you get to it, even remotely anywhere near
Speaker 1: double digit, you're like, this is the slowest lamest car ever.
Speaker 5: Let's get drunken school antique cars?
Speaker 2: What is it now? I don't know when the last
Speaker 2: have been back. I love val Fair. Was there last summer?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. Yeah, that's the fifty year man.
Speaker 3: Is that the old wooden one that's from White Bear
Speaker 3: and Monde area?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I keep hearing isn't from Excelsior from I think
Speaker 2: he's both.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: That roller coaster was one from Wild Yeah, wow, Wild.
Speaker 2: It used to have a roller Tommy Olsen is here
Speaker 2: or of the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 12: After this, my favorite song is one ever.
Speaker 4: Do do?
Speaker 5: I went mess darned. I hate when the cool kids
Speaker 5: were on the inside of.
Speaker 7: The road.
Speaker 2: Right before we came out. Tommy, you don't have to
Speaker 2: say it's up to you yet.
Speaker 3: Whatever. Well, so I started a new show, uh, the
Speaker 3: pretty popular show.
Speaker 2: Zach's a big fan.
Speaker 3: He did Robbery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you watch it with her?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I walked in upstairs. We had dinner in bed last night,
Speaker 3: and I brought up dinner and Chad and then I was.
Speaker 8: Like, oh, you started a new show because I was
Speaker 8: gone on Tuesday night and got watch.
Speaker 3: And I just said to these guys, why am I
Speaker 3: getting hard?
Speaker 2: Okay, my god?
Speaker 4: And you didn't take for a second ago. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: because I'm laying beside my wires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3: No, whoa, I'm kiddings, daddy. How many sprays and savage
Speaker 3: do you put on?
Speaker 4: I hit the neck, the belly, and then I kind
Speaker 4: of do the the you know, walk through the mist.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I heard Musk talking about that on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nothing, no, no offense against Must, But why is Must
Speaker 3: the colone?
Speaker 2: Especially where he said that the last shot is for
Speaker 2: the ladies.
Speaker 3: Then he walked through like first, Yes.
Speaker 5: That's how it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to waste a missed. It's going nowhere, buddy.
Speaker 8: I usually do about I'm a slut though with this,
Speaker 8: I do about eight to twelve sprays.
Speaker 3: But you want to smell good.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna put it on, you might as well.
Speaker 3: That's the the I don't know, my buddy.
Speaker 8: When we were in high school, middle school, you guys
Speaker 8: remember middle school dances, grabbing hip, corporate.
Speaker 2: Working concessions, making sure that potforns. Yeah, we would.
Speaker 8: We'd go get a new Hollister or Abercromby T shirt
Speaker 8: the night before and you'd always get Hollister Drift or
Speaker 8: Abercommy fierce.
Speaker 3: Those are like the two go tos back.
Speaker 5: In the day, speaking like a different language.
Speaker 13: And we would marinate our shirts the night before, so
Speaker 13: we put about fifteen twenty sprays and then let it
Speaker 13: sit in the closet and let it sit in it soaking,
Speaker 13: soak in the oh my god, in the smell, and.
Speaker 2: Then reapply the next day on your skin and the
Speaker 2: did they send you home? Yeah, well fill hot plots thrush,
Speaker 2: What were you looking for, tummy think?
Speaker 3: I was just like ran horny. I was like those kids.
Speaker 3: But the smells, that's what I remember the most.
Speaker 10: That was just.
Speaker 3: Now, when I smell like Hollister drift, it just brings
Speaker 3: you right back.
Speaker 2: M that guy. How many people? How many people are
Speaker 2: you around that currently wear Hollister drifts?
Speaker 3: I don't even know if they make it anymore.
Speaker 8: Hollister is making a comeback though, Avercrabri and Hollister probably
Speaker 8: the did you guys, you guys been following this all?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I have not been following the comeback of Holliser.
Speaker 7: They got the guys outside again, not anymore that what's
Speaker 7: the point.
Speaker 3: No, But like in middle school that was everything. Was
Speaker 3: they wear like a Hollister or Avercrobick shirt. Probably when
Speaker 3: you were in.
Speaker 8: High school, you guys remember that, like a Moose sweatshirt
Speaker 8: or something that was cool. But now the comeback, everyone's
Speaker 8: wearing avercrobby in Hollister.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: That's where I get my jeans. Would you wear a
Speaker 2: Shane Hollander jersey? I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 2: Don't act like you don't know it is.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, who is it?
Speaker 2: You don't know who Shane Hollander is? Rosoff? Are these
Speaker 2: good looking cats. I'm guessing, Oh that's heated.
Speaker 10: You should watch the show tom you know you guys
Speaker 10: should you guys got It's got hard, But somebody is
Speaker 10: selling it on eBay for seventeen dollars because it's discontinued,
Speaker 10: This drift cologne.
Speaker 4: Do you guys want to know just how different my
Speaker 4: life was from Tommy's growing up? You went to Abercrombie
Speaker 4: and Fitch and got a shirt and then you you
Speaker 4: drenched it in in that pea water, right.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: One time I got to school on a Monday morning
Speaker 4: and my friend Mike Russ said, Hey, that's my shirt
Speaker 4: because my mom had gone to a garage cell at
Speaker 4: his house on Saturday.
Speaker 5: Ye that smelled better than your shirt, I'm.
Speaker 3: Telling you, but my mom is my mom. Do you
Speaker 3: know what Mac's he got his?
Speaker 1: He got his order from Indiana Drifter Boy, a bag
Speaker 1: of a hobo and I agree.
Speaker 3: Own people.
Speaker 13: You know that.
Speaker 2: Fragrance destination.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom used to be a saleswoman for them.
Speaker 3: That's what she did in middle school in highchool.
Speaker 4: I did that in high school as well as a
Speaker 4: middle schooler.
Speaker 1: Were in middle school, so she bring home all the cologne. Dude,
Speaker 1: I had to do that, and I did that in
Speaker 1: high school as well. When I had a job at
Speaker 1: them All, I had to spray this clone called om bray,
Speaker 1: and I had to dress up as a cowboy, and
Speaker 1: so did my other What are you looking at?
Speaker 5: What is that from? I don't even know what?
Speaker 3: What do you like that?
Speaker 2: I have actual story? Because you don't have friends?
Speaker 3: Which one is it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: I don't know that one.
Speaker 2: It's friends?
Speaker 4: Is it friends?
Speaker 3: Is it friends?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds more like a what's the show about Pawnee?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Parks and Yeah, sounds more like Parks and Ray.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Why can't it be my story?
Speaker 5: You wrote a book about Parsons?
Speaker 2: Did not know that he did? Yeah? About the show
Speaker 2: it's called Pony Yeah?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 2: I love that show? Yeah? Top five comedy of all times?
Speaker 3: Were you Awkwardugio guy?
Speaker 2: Briefly? Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating. I have not worn cologne and I
Speaker 1: bet twenty years. Wow, you can tell no like.
Speaker 2: I don't know like you just you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I bathe, I soap, I shower like of course, I
Speaker 1: wear theodoran and and I'm a twice liver.
Speaker 2: Doesn't well, that's insane.
Speaker 3: But I'm not kidding, and.
Speaker 5: He doesn't smell.
Speaker 2: He doesn't smell.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right enough. I did not wear
Speaker 4: deodorant for two days. You guys would have me killed.
Speaker 1: I wear the odor and I shower on average twice
Speaker 1: a day. I don't need colone if I don't. If
Speaker 1: I smell like ass, who cares. I've been married for
Speaker 1: what now, almost fourteen years, and.
Speaker 4: I'm about smelling like ass?
Speaker 3: Cares smell like ass.
Speaker 2: It's almost impossible.
Speaker 1: If you shower twice a day and wear deodorant, how
Speaker 1: can I possibly?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, oh god, I got some stories for you guys.
Speaker 3: Oh man, this is great.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll do Front Page Sports after this. This
Speaker 2: says the power to Good Morning Show with Tommy Olsen
Speaker 2: on the fan.
Speaker 4: Why are you giving? Meet me on the coast line?
Speaker 5: Will you perm one more time?
Speaker 1: I'm like yourself.
Speaker 7: Per Dune in this Friday at eight fifteen to catch
Speaker 7: h GTV's Matt Minster as he plays the Initials game.
Speaker 7: And you can see Matt all week and long at
Speaker 7: the Minneapolis Home and Remodeling Show this Friday through Sunday
Speaker 7: at us Bank Stadium. At the details and your tickets
Speaker 7: today at Minneapolis Home and Remodeling show dot com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love Matt will be on the show tomorrow. He's great, dude,
Speaker 1: love that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking cat like right now, he's a great looking cat. No,
Speaker 2: he is, and he's like super going, very nice. Well,
Speaker 2: I've met him one time on.
Speaker 8: The show and then I've seen him at stuff when
Speaker 8: we go to that stuff, he's like this, he's like
Speaker 8: just so kind and you actually we're.
Speaker 3: Long like long lost friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he listens to the show. He knows who you are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, great guy, you're Tommy Olsen.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, you're Tommy Olsen.
Speaker 8: I said, bearing your songs, did you guys see it
Speaker 8: makes me think of summertime?
Speaker 2: And then me too?
Speaker 8: Did you guys see the lineup that's getting announced at
Speaker 8: Amphitheater public knowledge?
Speaker 5: It's also to keep putting it out there. Man, it's unbelievable,
Speaker 5: it's unreal.
Speaker 3: It's couldn't be.
Speaker 4: Sick, Black Crows, Guns and Roses, I mean, Cougar's there
Speaker 4: and Chris Stapleton, John Mellen camp you, I mean.
Speaker 1: Dave, Dave, Don Matthews and Akon are going on the
Speaker 1: their hits to her.
Speaker 5: Those guys play three songs. Oh, I'm sorry, An't sorry.
Speaker 5: I know this sounds weird. I don't know who those people.
Speaker 2: Are back to.
Speaker 8: Like last segment, seventh grade Tea avercrobby shirt avercrobby Fierce
Speaker 8: Acon and Young Jeezy and I'm grinding first time I'm
Speaker 8: ever grinding.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, looking at the guys, fantastic, Looking at
Speaker 14: the one now, I agree it was the best.
Speaker 2: You guys, hear your going? You're going?
Speaker 5: Did the shop teacher say please stop?
Speaker 2: Right? It's two o'clock in the air on a Wednesday thrust.
Speaker 9: Oh god, no, you know big that places if you
Speaker 9: drove by it at.
Speaker 2: All all the time.
Speaker 5: I was there last weekend. Again, it's huge.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 5: It'd be great, dude. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: That area is blowing, oh like crazy, dude. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: Dob's backyard. Dob can walk there.
Speaker 2: I wish you would. Oh for exercise. It's cold out.
Speaker 5: He's gonna have to swim across the river. You cool
Speaker 5: with that?
Speaker 2: Do laps, buddy? I mean he probably could prove it
Speaker 2: in the coal. Yeah.
Speaker 5: He probably walked there to get the Mystic lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, alright.
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Speaker 1: So I love that holiday, right Tommy, holidays are fantastic.
Speaker 3: Did you guys stop? You guys can go to Hockey Day?
Speaker 2: Did you go?
Speaker 3: Did you stop at the holiday?
Speaker 2: And today?
Speaker 1: Right there?
Speaker 3: That's a really good holiday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I like that place. They have the freshest pretzels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the best. I love those pretzels meters so much.
Speaker 4: I need one right now.
Speaker 1: The Wolves beat Dallas one eighteen one oh five. Julius
Speaker 1: Randall thirty one points and had twenty Nas had twenty three.
Speaker 2: The Wolves are sixth in the West. Back to back wins.
Speaker 2: Now from Minnesota, they're twenty nine and nineteen.
Speaker 1: They host Oklahoma City tonight, so back to back against
Speaker 1: the best team in the league. That is an eight
Speaker 1: thirty game because it is an Amazon Prime game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good win for the Wolves.
Speaker 1: The Maps. I know Cooper Flag didn't play, Anthony Davis,
Speaker 1: all those guys really didn't play. So they've gotten to
Speaker 1: play some bad teams.
Speaker 2: But they need to win. You take all the wins,
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 3: Where are we rank right down?
Speaker 2: Do we know? Sixth six?
Speaker 3: Oklahoma City's still number one?
Speaker 2: Yep, so they're unstoppable.
Speaker 9: Mm.
Speaker 1: The Spurs are only five and a half games behind.
Speaker 1: I think I think I saw that this morning. Five
Speaker 1: and a half games behind Oklahoma City and they've whooped
Speaker 1: that ass if they can get even close.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Lou Cove has the scuttle butt on
Speaker 1: a lot of things. Yeah, and when the power trips
Speaker 1: in Vegas, he called me up and he's like, I
Speaker 1: want money on the Spurs.
Speaker 2: They can do it. I'm like, if you want to
Speaker 2: throw your money away, dad, go ahead. So I got
Speaker 2: him a ticket.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna sweat this
Speaker 1: with you. So I bought one too, And now a
Speaker 1: couple months later, I'm like, hell, yeah, Lou, we got an.
Speaker 2: Actual sweat here.
Speaker 3: That's roll.
Speaker 1: We got some serious money on the line here with
Speaker 1: the Spurs, and they are ready. I'm not saying they're
Speaker 1: gonna do it this year, but yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Right, they're ready. They can do it. Is Fox on
Speaker 2: their team, dearon Fox?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's my favorite point guard league.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 5: I love him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great. Where do you go to college?
Speaker 3: I knows you always get one God, that's great.
Speaker 2: Okay except for Rob Dillingham. Jeez, the one time, the
Speaker 2: one time.
Speaker 1: Let's let's stack some NBA stories here so we can
Speaker 1: keep Chriss engaged. The Bucks are reportedly on the brink
Speaker 1: of trading star Janis Attenta Kompo, son of a Bitch
Speaker 1: say several teams.
Speaker 2: Have made very aggressive offers.
Speaker 1: The trade deadline is one week from today next to
Speaker 1: February fifth, next Thursday. Janni's reportedly also very ready to go.
Speaker 1: He's thirty one, eligible to sign a four year, two
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five million dollars supermax extension on October first,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna have to pay him a ton. He's
Speaker 1: played in thirty games this season, averaging twenty eight a game,
Speaker 1: with a career high sixty four and a half percent
Speaker 1: from the floor.
Speaker 2: Shams was on I think it was Sports.
Speaker 1: Center or some than last night talking about how, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Bucks are ready to move on, Well not ready,
Speaker 1: but they're going to move on. Gianness is they're just
Speaker 1: trying to find the best deal, and he's like, he
Speaker 1: started listening teams to look for, and the first team
Speaker 1: he said was the Wolves.
Speaker 2: He's like in the West. Got to look at Minnesota,
Speaker 2: got to look at Golden State. Then he named a
Speaker 2: couple of teams in the Eastern camps as well, but
Speaker 2: the first team, he said, Minnesota, We're.
Speaker 5: In the You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I know he's not a generational player. I think he
Speaker 2: fits any on any team you make it work. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: He's just financially and with assets. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we would give him though, so what the hell would
Speaker 1: we get?
Speaker 7: I think I think the hot runner is they don't
Speaker 7: really want to start over. They want like ready made players.
Speaker 7: So I think the rumor would be is Jade McDaniels
Speaker 7: and then a combination of like nas Or, Julius Dillingham,
Speaker 7: Terrence Shannon Junior, and Jeez, a couple of it would
Speaker 7: be basically ant you said Randall would be part of
Speaker 7: that or not? I think so, yeah, wait, random wood
Speaker 7: or would not be. I think he's one of the
Speaker 7: It could be Randal Lurrick, could be nas. Right, it's
Speaker 7: one of the two.
Speaker 1: Well, but I'm saying like that would be aunt Jannis
Speaker 1: and essentially nothing left. Well, you'd have Rudy and Daniel's
Speaker 1: gone to Yeah, he'd be the main He's probably the
Speaker 1: main piece they want. Yeah, he's a free Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I mean well to get two, I mean, if
Speaker 1: you got it. It's a little bit like the Quinn
Speaker 1: Hughes trade. You're giving up everything you have to go
Speaker 1: all in for the next two to three years, right,
Speaker 1: assuming we're gonna be able to resign Quinn. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think we will, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: But that would be at thirty one years old.
Speaker 1: For Yannis, you're basically saying the Wolves have a shot
Speaker 1: in the next three years to do this, So you're
Speaker 1: going to sacrifice everything you have. No, dilling Ham's worth
Speaker 1: almost nothing. No, but you know everybody loves nas, everybody
Speaker 1: loves Jayden. Yep, you'd have to be everybody Raymond.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you'd have to be willing to basically go Gophers
Speaker 7: and play about seven or eight players because your bench
Speaker 7: that you've put together would be depleted.
Speaker 1: We have like two of the biggest freaks in the league.
Speaker 1: I mean in a video game, it would be sweet nasty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have like no picks together. Yeah, that's the other issue.
Speaker 1: I think if they had.
Speaker 2: The driver's seat in this But would.
Speaker 3: They ever get rid of Rudy?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you yeah, Rudy, you'd get rid of Rudy
Speaker 7: in this situation. I think because of his salary. I
Speaker 7: think that's why you'd move him.
Speaker 5: Put peanut butter on it.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's so sick to have him, it would be.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 1: But you'd have to guarantee that he would sign here
Speaker 1: after the season because you'd give up your basically your
Speaker 1: core for him. And if he was if if it
Speaker 1: was a rental, you'd have a you'd have a big
Speaker 1: I don't think you give up Jade McDaniel's for him, But.
Speaker 7: If you guarantee he'll be here for three to four
Speaker 7: more years, and you could probably win a championship with
Speaker 7: him and Anthony Edwards. I mean, you'd have to go
Speaker 7: the wild on it. You just say, this is our moment,
Speaker 7: this is what we're gonna do. So and with Tim
Speaker 7: Conley as the GM and president of basketball, it's not
Speaker 7: a no.
Speaker 3: But if we just started winning all the time, the
Speaker 3: work you'll fun.
Speaker 2: At me, it would be outstanding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just know you got the two of the
Speaker 3: best players in the world.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, what would you do?
Speaker 3: Let's sell out's what I do it?
Speaker 2: I mean, what trade would you be happy with?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I really like Jade McDaniels, but I don't think the
Speaker 7: trade happens without.
Speaker 3: Him, even if you get rid of JR. Everyone else.
Speaker 7: I think I think Jaden is he's young, he's good,
Speaker 7: and he's on a pretty good contract.
Speaker 2: Yeah so.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I would, Yeah, I would probably do it.
Speaker 7: I like making big trades. I like acting like the
Speaker 7: NBA is a video game. Hell yeah, yeah, I would
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah you.
Speaker 7: Thanks biz Marquee, brilliant, Sosia Bullet tell him think about it. Cory,
Speaker 7: this is how much your life has changed. Fifteen years ago,
Speaker 7: your night show would be two and a half hours
Speaker 7: of this. Now you're like, we do an extra half hour.
Speaker 7: Whatever time you did, you know we were super psyche.
Speaker 7: You know what, no fan outdoors tonight, so you gotta
Speaker 7: oh god, but you know what it was you.
Speaker 2: Would talk about. This is all you talk about. Now
Speaker 2: you're like, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: Fifteen twenty years ago, if this equivalent trade was going
Speaker 1: down like the Allen Iverson one, I'd have to take
Speaker 1: a third shower that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did they speaking of.
Speaker 2: Those things anymore?
Speaker 8: You think Cage Spree Will and Kasel that squad versus
Speaker 8: our squad today, who's winning?
Speaker 5: Who's Cage Spree?
Speaker 1: Well, he's he's Latrell when he got a little antsy
Speaker 1: right when he needed cash?
Speaker 2: Is that squad? A? I mean, the difference was they
Speaker 2: were they were vets, like they knew what they were doing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for your service. A good question
Speaker 2: there to you. Thank you. I'd probably I just like Aunt.
Speaker 2: I think Aunt would take over. I would take uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think Aunt's better at his peak than KG
Speaker 3: was at his peak?
Speaker 7: An is yet to reach his peak and he will
Speaker 7: be and will be the best Timberwolf player of all
Speaker 7: time when it's all said and.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes when Sauce makes a really good sports
Speaker 1: sports point, he goes full on Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 2: Right, He's gonna this player a long time.
Speaker 1: So he's like, the more you believe your sports take,
Speaker 1: the more Buffalo Bill you turn into, Well.
Speaker 3: The lowers his voice gets lowers.
Speaker 1: That you mean, yeah, look, I didn't trade for Daunte
Speaker 1: even sure, but what about An?
Speaker 2: His Aunt better than KG AND's gonna playing all the time. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty time. If it puts Jaden in the trader,
Speaker 2: doesn't ain't gonna happen rushed you think?
Speaker 7: No, No, So Ivan's gonna be the best timberl of
Speaker 7: all time? Say like he does though if the if
Speaker 7: ant's going to be the best uh timberl of all.
Speaker 2: Stephen right right, Yeah, you're terrible with this wrong.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we should expect number five to be hanging
Speaker 7: the rafters by the twenty eighties, maybe twenty nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but I think he likes a rod it Tommy. Yeah, everybody,
Speaker 1: brilliant head by everybody was piling on by Tommy's paper.
Speaker 1: That was hardcorese for that good.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: I mean, giannest is on the move. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a huge deal next week. No matter where he
Speaker 1: goes traded by next week, we're not gonna wait. Is
Speaker 1: the favorite and didn't powers your that's post the odds
Speaker 1: of where it goes.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's New York because of you know, Karl Anthony
Speaker 7: Towns's contract.
Speaker 1: I mean the other one is Golden State. But they
Speaker 1: they would trade Jimmy Butler, who's out for the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I've seen already people saying that if Butler
Speaker 1: was healthy and you could trade Kaminga and Butler, that
Speaker 1: would be the best package back to Milwaukee. But do
Speaker 1: you know how fast Jimmy Butler would throw a fit
Speaker 1: and say, get me the hell out of Milwaukee.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is it an iraq?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing? Is that a watch?
Speaker 5: It's you guys don't know cars cars. Sorry, it's like
Speaker 5: me listening to you guys talking about.
Speaker 2: What really matters is next. This is the power trip
Speaker 2: Morty Johan, I agree.
Speaker 4: They car Yes, sir. Did Nicholas Backstrom played for the while?
Speaker 1: He shared it he was the goalie. There are two
Speaker 1: Nicholas backstrooms. One was a goalie for us and one
Speaker 1: was like a.
Speaker 2: Capital Backstrom.
Speaker 5: That okay cool.
Speaker 4: So every now and again I see an article and
Speaker 4: then I get lost down the so Fargo, I get
Speaker 4: the lost down the rob report.
Speaker 2: Uh what do you call it the rabbit hole?
Speaker 4: Because they have all these different things, like you look
Speaker 4: at really rich people's cars and really rich people's yachts,
Speaker 4: and if you click on homes, they have like you know,
Speaker 4: Steven Stagall lists his house for eleven million dollars, and
Speaker 4: I like to look at those houses, and I just
Speaker 4: look at like Nicholas Backstrom's house in Virginia, he just
Speaker 4: sold for eleven million dollars.
Speaker 2: Sure, that's the other one.
Speaker 4: Every time I look at these houses, the room in
Speaker 4: their houses that I'm most jel something like if I
Speaker 4: can have that crowd is always the bathroom, the master bathroom, mill,
Speaker 4: the bathtub with the walk in shower that has like
Speaker 4: the different heads and the thing and it hits you
Speaker 4: there and hits you there.
Speaker 2: And the car wash shower. Yeah exactly right.
Speaker 5: Like the heated floor and.
Speaker 4: Sounds in most of them now, yeah exactly, yeah, like this,
Speaker 4: like if you want to have fun for real, like
Speaker 4: the Rancho Arroyo Perdido, which is in the Santa Barbara
Speaker 4: house that used to belong to Steven Sagal and Kelly LeBrock,
Speaker 4: is now available for fourteen point five million dollars.
Speaker 5: Okay, And you look through the the front of the house.
Speaker 4: You know it's cool, you know it looks like a
Speaker 4: nice house, right, But then you go inside, the sun
Speaker 4: up a bitch, The kitchen's unbelievable, and the master bathroom
Speaker 4: they just got it on and he looks like a troll.
Speaker 2: By the way, you think they just got everywhere.
Speaker 5: They probably did.
Speaker 4: But then the master bathroom where the bathtub is like
Speaker 4: and oh it looks like it's from you know, King Henry.
Speaker 4: The fourth bathroom, you know it's a claw foot bathtub
Speaker 4: beside a window where you know, you could the gardener
Speaker 4: was watching Kelly's boobies, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: head you on a stable.
Speaker 3: Did you watch MTV crips back in the day.
Speaker 5: I did from time to time. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 9: So I so I go to the International Builder Show
Speaker 9: with my work every year it's in it it's between
Speaker 9: Vegas and then they rotate with Orlando. This year it's Orlando.
Speaker 9: It's in about a month and the play. The biggest
Speaker 9: part of the show, and this is one of the
Speaker 9: biggest shows that they'd have in Vegas. About the year
Speaker 9: in terms of trade shows is all the bathrooms. And
Speaker 9: I'm telling you, like the Delta FoST like they show you,
Speaker 9: it's like it's bathroom porn.
Speaker 2: It's like the.
Speaker 9: Craziest showers and it's like and it's in Like last year,
Speaker 9: the big innovation was you could buy a tub that
Speaker 9: on the flip of a switch can go from a.
Speaker 2: Hot tub to a to a cold tub. Right, So
Speaker 2: it's sounds crazy, but.
Speaker 9: It's temperature because the whole thing is actually in like
Speaker 9: a cooler heater. And so it's just this is the
Speaker 9: and people are pouring through to watch this stuff. It's like,
Speaker 9: it's amazing how much bathrooms.
Speaker 1: And again, guys like twenty four hours from now, Matt
Speaker 1: Minster was on bath Crasher. Yeah, that's his This is
Speaker 1: his specialty is knowing the ins and outs of things
Speaker 1: like this. He was a bathroom expert there for a
Speaker 1: long time. Probably still is.
Speaker 5: I don't know who's surge he's talking about. Is serg
Speaker 5: you a bus quest? But look at his bathroom. Look
Speaker 5: at the link of that, God dang it his computer.
Speaker 2: So they it was almost so.
Speaker 9: If you want to see bathroom porn, you go to
Speaker 9: Coler dot com because Colder is like the bathroom leader
Speaker 9: and bathroom Products and their booth that in the in
Speaker 9: the show in Vegas is like people say, it's a
Speaker 9: six million dollar booth and they take weeks to st.
Speaker 2: Set up and it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's like a hallway and it's things a shower.
Speaker 4: Imagine it'll turn on your shower and let the water
Speaker 4: run without either scalding your balls or freezing them off.
Speaker 3: Seriously, imagine like how hot is your shop? Imagine like
Speaker 3: French kids and someone in there, dudes, I think about it,
Speaker 3: A passionate friend.
Speaker 9: Yes, and yeah, water coming from the side, top, maybe
Speaker 9: from the bottom, A shower.
Speaker 5: Friend, something in my bottom?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Tell me how long have I known you?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: Twelve years? Twelve years? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I've been out of high school since nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who has used the word French
Speaker 1: kiss since nineteen ninety eight more than you.
Speaker 2: But you love that phrase and you love doing it.
Speaker 2: Can I'll tell you why?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you why?
Speaker 2: French ship? Please? Please?
Speaker 8: Because when you hear a French kiss, it brings you
Speaker 8: back to like eighth grade, and you get those feelings again.
Speaker 3: You're like, this is great.
Speaker 1: You're having a middle school moment, mab. You want to
Speaker 1: you want to go to those middle school not Maybe didn't.
Speaker 2: You travel?
Speaker 3: What was better than when you French that that was
Speaker 3: better than sex? It was no when you were in
Speaker 3: seventh grade and you.
Speaker 2: Were fighting for your first that you talked about.
Speaker 14: That's what I'm saying it changed your life in seventh grade,
Speaker 14: Chris had already had six.
Speaker 2: Presents and stas.
Speaker 3: Would dad.
Speaker 2: You went on three.
Speaker 4: Times, Velma French.
Speaker 3: Do you know that it was like your gateway drugging
Speaker 3: getting morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what you did call it? Though
Speaker 4: you called it a passionate French kiss? Is there such
Speaker 4: thing as a non passionate one?
Speaker 8: Though I don't want to be I don't know what's
Speaker 8: the difference between a french and a makeout?
Speaker 2: I mean you could sit in the back that I
Speaker 2: think you. I think I make the French.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, French is like a quick one, like tongue.
Speaker 2: When was your first French kiss?
Speaker 3: Last day of school? Seventh grade?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: This might be proof?
Speaker 1: Was a teacher's name, Tommy, Tommy. This might be proof
Speaker 1: that French kissing is better than sex. You know why
Speaker 1: you didn't even flinch? Justin's like, when's your When was
Speaker 1: your first kiss? Flast day seventh grade?
Speaker 2: Right? You had it ready to go? Huh.
Speaker 1: Sauce doesn't remember losing his virginity. Think about that for
Speaker 1: a second. Yeah, he does not remember.
Speaker 5: He blocked it out.
Speaker 2: You don't even know who it was with. Let alone
Speaker 2: when or what day?
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't remember think about that, so but you
Speaker 1: answered quickly walkers through it? Uh?
Speaker 3: We were was it was it a girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a girl friend? Was your girlfriend?
Speaker 9: It was at It was at a bombfire and the
Speaker 9: school's done kind of a post post end of the
Speaker 9: year celebration seventh grade.
Speaker 2: Are you drinking?
Speaker 8: No, I didn't drink till I was don't football, but
Speaker 8: I we were sitting around bombfire and I was.
Speaker 13: Too scared, so I like told I told one of
Speaker 13: my friends, like we should play truth or there, and
Speaker 13: then he like said, let's play tru break this.
Speaker 3: Play And then we walked over like ten feet down
Speaker 3: made up.
Speaker 2: I thought, So somebody dared you to do it French
Speaker 2: kiss or made out?
Speaker 3: I know, well, it was probably more of a French
Speaker 3: because it was probably like ten.
Speaker 2: So hang on, you did you make out in front
Speaker 2: of the whole group or just just.
Speaker 3: Like ten feet over so they're all probably watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just heart pumping cool.
Speaker 3: I felt after that that summer.
Speaker 2: I was flying holling do you stay together?
Speaker 3: That summer we broke up.
Speaker 2: Your choice of hers?
Speaker 8: No, I was actually playing big buck Hunter at a
Speaker 8: different girl's house.
Speaker 5: She refused.
Speaker 3: My god, I told a different girl.
Speaker 2: I liked her, and I got back to yeah, that'll
Speaker 2: do it. Before that first kiss, did you practice with anybody?
Speaker 3: No, Zack?
Speaker 2: How dare you sack? That's a fair question, right man.
Speaker 1: But all of us in these two rooms have had
Speaker 1: a big buck breakup in the past, right, especially the
Speaker 1: best of us house.
Speaker 2: So that was it.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Now did you have malt that summer? Was it like
Speaker 2: a summer of French kissing?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 3: I mean, how often you hanging when you're eating in seventh?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 7: Justin?
Speaker 1: When is he going to have a chance to make out?
Speaker 1: He was at football practice? Yeah, but it was like
Speaker 1: a big buck hunting.
Speaker 8: Well, you hadn't called home phone back then, like you
Speaker 8: barely watched Yeah, yeah, no home.
Speaker 3: So I lost my first kiss and Eddie had his
Speaker 3: first kiss on the same night with that yeah, same girl,
Speaker 3: girl girl. It was my sixth grade birthday party, my
Speaker 3: first leg. It was like a long pack. But Eddie
Speaker 3: had to make out that night.
Speaker 2: Man, Wow, Sauce doesn't remember the day he lost his virginity.
Speaker 2: You know the first time your brother made up with somebody?
Speaker 2: Long pack?
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Speaker 2: Thanks Ovo. All right, let's let's talk about some stuff
Speaker 2: that we haven't talked about it all yet.
Speaker 5: Well, we talked about frenchmen with our brother we did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, typical.
Speaker 1: Thursday, the Cleveland Browns hired Todd Monkin as their new
Speaker 1: head coach. He is the former Ravens offensive coordinator. He
Speaker 1: turned sixty next week and they're one of those young guys.
Speaker 1: It's so old buttholeys for a first time head coach.
Speaker 2: But uh whatever, they can do whatever they want. It's Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Since nineteen ninety nine, Cleveland will now have their eleventh
Speaker 1: full full time head coach.
Speaker 2: Right, they had a lot of interim coaches and swell.
Speaker 1: This is the eleventh full time coach since returning to
Speaker 1: the NFL in nineteen ninety nine that Trails. During that span,
Speaker 1: only one team has more full time head coaches, which
Speaker 1: is thirteen since nineteen ninety nine. What franchise has thirteen?
Speaker 5: I bet it's the Raiders.
Speaker 2: Nailed it. Wow, Wow, Wow, nailed it. He was going
Speaker 2: to say the Joklin slash Vegas Raiders Laye Kiffins in
Speaker 2: that mix. Uh, the Browns have picks six and twenty
Speaker 2: four in this year's first.
Speaker 4: Roundly crap, no kidding. Hey you guys, you're the football
Speaker 4: experts over there. Do you think Suars got them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe a little bit. I know we saw something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he made the Pro Bowl. Yeah he sure he sure
Speaker 2: it just got awful numbers.
Speaker 9: But if I was the Browns, I think they have
Speaker 9: a great defense. I would have gone with the offensive
Speaker 9: minded head coach personally, that's.
Speaker 8: What he is.
Speaker 2: Defensive. No, he's the OCD Ravens.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you need an offensive mind there, not that they
Speaker 9: didn't have it with Stefanski, but but so.
Speaker 2: Uh do you hear the all the Jim Schwartz rumors.
Speaker 2: So Schwartz is their.
Speaker 1: DC, and obviously they have one of the best defense
Speaker 1: defenses in the NFL.
Speaker 2: He thought he was the front runner to get the job.
Speaker 5: I can't believe he wasn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't And apparently he's still under contracts. And I
Speaker 1: guess he meets us and he's like, this is BS.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm out of here. And they were, well,
Speaker 1: you're you're under contract, we might want to keep He's like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not going to be d c here anymore.
Speaker 1: If you don't appreciate me, I'm out of here. So
Speaker 1: he took his ball and went home.
Speaker 9: Wown't do you guys see even the top three quarterback?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I think he has a long way to go. He
Speaker 2: showed a couple of flashes, but I think.
Speaker 3: I've taken a couple of backups over him in the NFL.
Speaker 1: How about Dylan Gabriel has better numbers than he does.
Speaker 1: Think about that I'm taking I'd probably start geting and
Speaker 1: Gabriel looked pretty bad. Yeah, what about but the vibe
Speaker 1: was different with Sho over him?
Speaker 5: What about our guy?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: I I think I just like him personally.
Speaker 2: You take McCarthy or shoulder. I take McCarthy. I take McCarthy.
Speaker 5: I think I might take.
Speaker 2: He's amazing to drop off.
Speaker 9: I think the reason why I said he's she I mean,
Speaker 9: I think you have to see something and then you
Speaker 9: just gotta you gotta lean in like McCarthy, and you
Speaker 9: gotta lean in. And Ben said it all year and
Speaker 9: unfortunately he wasn't healthy enough to do it. But you
Speaker 9: got to watch it develop in front of your eyes.
Speaker 9: And it's painful at times, but that's it's you know
Speaker 9: that they with McCarthy, I think we've seen more, but
Speaker 9: Shadur at times did it kind of flash makes place.
Speaker 4: If Shador's got an inkling of talent, he's gonna believe
Speaker 4: he's the best in the world, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean. And that matters, it really does.
Speaker 2: Got to have the mindset. Yeah, well, what really matters
Speaker 2: is this prop.
Speaker 5: I forgot where doing that? My pocket?
Speaker 4: They're close to being ready for Oh, here we go,
Speaker 4: I got it open now this day in history, ready
Speaker 4: for this?
Speaker 2: Fargo?
Speaker 1: You right for this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, on this day in what year do you think
Speaker 4: the US Baseball Hall of Fame elected its very first members?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, good question. That's why I thank you first members.
Speaker 2: And don't you think it was probably the first Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame America's pastime for sports? Probably? Yeah? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: in for sports. Yeah, and this year I'm gonna say nineteen.
Speaker 4: Sixty in bios forty nine, nineteen forty nine, nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 2: Man great rope here, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Like what did people care to look back and say
Speaker 9: you're really good, like's acknowledge you as different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this feels like a who was.
Speaker 2: You have to have enough, you have to have a
Speaker 2: nugouts that name Steve, some critical.
Speaker 1: Mass even I want to go I'll say early fifties
Speaker 1: and like fifty two.
Speaker 4: On January twenty ninth of nineteen thirty six, way back,
Speaker 4: the US Baseball Hall of famerly like did its first
Speaker 4: members to Cooperstown Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth pretty good, Honus Wagner,
Speaker 4: Christy Mathewson, and Walter Johnson.
Speaker 2: Pretty good group.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of those last two really, Christian Mathwson
Speaker 4: and Walter Johnson never Walt Dog what.
Speaker 2: Good? Good squad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of baseball, Yeah, the Twins traded Edward Julian
Speaker 1: and pitcher Pierson Oll to the Colorado Rockies for minor
Speaker 1: league pitcher Jace Kaminska.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So if you're a Twins fan, you already knew about
Speaker 2: that though, Oh, because you listen to Twins daily. Spring
Speaker 2: Train's hurt a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: John Bonus is gonna spend about nine months in Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to talk is into going down there.
Speaker 2: I'm going is he actually, yeah, he always does. Every year.
Speaker 1: He the month of March sometime next week is driving
Speaker 1: from here to Philly and then driving down to Fort Myers.
Speaker 1: And I think he's come path of Andrew Cananan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't Why why don't we do that?
Speaker 2: Didn't he go to Pennsylvania and Florida.
Speaker 3: I'm going to I'm going for next week. But why
Speaker 3: don't Why don't we do it in the road?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I'm doing it. We're broadcasting from there by we
Speaker 4: I mean the man, whoever else is coming?
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 8: But isn't there a tagline something in Minnesota that says
Speaker 8: I'm in like you guys.
Speaker 3: Tell you guys all the time. I'm no, we should.
Speaker 3: Why weren't we?
Speaker 8: We can do I'm in, I do God, like, if
Speaker 8: the Vikes didn't spring training in Florida, we would go.
Speaker 2: Hotter than balls?
Speaker 5: Right, sure, yes it would because you could get your
Speaker 5: first French kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you imagine you can make game.
Speaker 3: God, that'd be great, It would be great.
Speaker 4: Right, Just get up and do the morning show?
Speaker 3: Are you actually going on?
Speaker 5: He's telling you, We've already talked it through.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it, man, for Myers. Right, that's right. I'd
Speaker 2: love to go.
Speaker 5: Run down there, man.
Speaker 8: And we had to like broadcast live, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 8: they're throwing baseball whatever.
Speaker 4: We could do this show from anywhere. Why not do
Speaker 4: it from someplace?
Speaker 8: Was cool.
Speaker 1: My favorite part was a week or so ago when
Speaker 1: we first threw this out and we're like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we're all of us kind of feel like we're
Speaker 1: interested in saucecos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd bring Kellen Little. We're like, whoa family? Nobody's
Speaker 2: bringing wives and kids.
Speaker 8: No, you imagine going to like a Jimmy Buffett esque
Speaker 8: vibe bar Margaritaville did there's probably Margaritaville there.
Speaker 2: There's one four hit some frozen marks.
Speaker 3: By the way.
Speaker 8: Teaser for next segment, I got to talk to you
Speaker 8: something detrimental happened to something that I love.
Speaker 2: Your bottle.
Speaker 3: I'm talking detrimentally. I had to sit down when I
Speaker 3: read it.
Speaker 2: All right, Tommy had his heart broken. We'll figure out
Speaker 2: what that is after this.
Speaker 1: This is the Power Trio wonting to show Tommy Olsen's here,
Speaker 1: Justin Knzimius is here.
Speaker 2: This is the Power Tree wanting jow on the vent.
Speaker 1: This is your.
Speaker 12: Sometimes small town bar, a couple of bay home small
Speaker 12: town stars, strong press.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's right. Thomson, Sir, Will you let me know
Speaker 5: brother kay Elston.
Speaker 2: Of the Hawks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll talk to him. I'll see what's going on.
Speaker 2: You let me know brothers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey, before we get into college football, we're talking about,
Speaker 4: uh that that Gopher schedule. That looks good.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's dive in.
Speaker 3: We're gonna.
Speaker 4: We're gonna, but first I gotta play this for you.
Speaker 4: It is National Puzzle Day.
Speaker 11: Forty of Americans say they put a puzzle together at
Speaker 11: least once a year, and there's.
Speaker 3: No I'd rather die than play.
Speaker 11: Okay, it's a lot to navigate, finding border pieces, clustering colors,
Speaker 11: and not letting the cat or dog run off with
Speaker 11: the pieces. Psychologists say puzzles are good for us. They
Speaker 11: sharpen the mind, relieve stress, improve logic, and twenty five
Speaker 11: minutes at a puzzle can improve your IQ.
Speaker 5: Buy up to four points? How about that? Wait a minute,
Speaker 5: what was the last point?
Speaker 2: What is your IQ? By four points?
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 11: I'll play again, Q buy up to four points and
Speaker 11: improve your IQ and it set A puzzle can improve
Speaker 11: your IQ buy up to four points and that's reason
Speaker 11: enough to celebrate National Puzzle.
Speaker 5: So YOURQ was stagnant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 5: I heard that.
Speaker 1: I have always thought your IQ is basically what your
Speaker 1: IQ is. Yes, we do, because if you're getting smarter,
Speaker 1: you're just gaining knowledge. Your brain's not working at a
Speaker 1: higher sure, So I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: My wife loves puzzles. A lot of the gals in
Speaker 2: the neighborhood love puzzles.
Speaker 1: They one hundred percent do it as like a distraction,
Speaker 1: stress reliever, like let's just zone out and do puzzles nothing.
Speaker 1: And the other thing I've learned since uh you know
Speaker 1: initials game lives expanded and all these breweries and bars
Speaker 1: and restaurants, Oh good for me, A lot of those
Speaker 1: same So I follow almost all of those breweries or
Speaker 1: bars on Instagram or Twitter or whatever.
Speaker 2: A lot of them run puzzle nights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, puzzle tables.
Speaker 1: Are right, or puzzle competitions where it's like you bring
Speaker 1: a team of two or four people and everybody races
Speaker 1: to the same puzzle.
Speaker 2: They're huge. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like puzzle, Well, I love puzzles at times like
Speaker 9: it kind of it's based on the stress. Like I
Speaker 9: in COVID, I got into puzzles. It was like five
Speaker 9: minutes between a meeting and you're online all day. You
Speaker 9: want to get away from zoom and it's just a distraction.
Speaker 9: But I will say in my puzzle experience, when you
Speaker 9: move from a five hundred piece puzzle to a thousand,
Speaker 9: it's a game changer. It slows down because it's it's
Speaker 9: just the spatial referencing of the smaller pieces and it's
Speaker 9: usually more complex, but it can be pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I've done one. It was during COVID. Yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 2: It didn't go well.
Speaker 3: No, it was actually Cinderella's like castle.
Speaker 2: How many piece puzzle? You remember? Undes have you?
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Disney?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cinderella has a castle? Are you? Are you?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 3: What's castle? That's literally what Disney's based on.
Speaker 5: Every every castle that you walked through at the very you.
Speaker 2: Know, every prediction that's that's Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I hate to say this on the air because it
Speaker 4: sounds like a gazillion dollar idea and Fargo, you and
Speaker 4: I are going to start a business.
Speaker 5: Do they make filthy puzzles?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Gosh, they have to last.
Speaker 3: No one could last that long?
Speaker 2: Why is it? Yes? Yes they do?
Speaker 3: Do they really?
Speaker 5: The following words happy birthday, I've got a piece of
Speaker 5: the laby.
Speaker 2: This is just one of boobs, Like here it comes,
Speaker 2: Why I can't find it? Check the box?
Speaker 3: Do you guys enjoy it? Do you guys actually like puzzles?
Speaker 2: I just one of butts. Some people always have a
Speaker 2: puzzle just going on in the background. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't like that. I I need to if I put
Speaker 2: if I'm going to puzzle, that's gonna puzzle the problem.
Speaker 9: The problem because now you've committed like eight to ten
Speaker 9: hours over well of a letting it.
Speaker 4: Linger would be Yeah, Corey, for somebody who can't eat,
Speaker 4: you got to eat the whole sleeve, right, go on,
Speaker 4: you got to finish the whole puzzle.
Speaker 5: That's the hard thing to.
Speaker 3: Say to you.
Speaker 4: Start to finished you to me too, that's what she
Speaker 4: did the whole saturday. If I have a hard time
Speaker 4: leaving the puzzle there and ever coming back to whatever.
Speaker 2: Again, Yeah, that's why I don't like starting now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think two people five hundred piece puzzle, eight hours,
Speaker 9: that's a commitments.
Speaker 1: He puts together a few per year, didn't ask, don't
Speaker 1: care Before we get back into what matters, Tommy, you
Speaker 1: said something is.
Speaker 8: You actually sit down when I read this, and I
Speaker 8: had a lot of multiple people send it to me.
Speaker 8: What what's a bar that I talk about more than
Speaker 8: anything in the like a top five bar?
Speaker 3: No, it's yeah, it's I gotta what is it in this?
Speaker 3: It's not in Minnesota?
Speaker 2: Oh that bar in Florida?
Speaker 3: Well that the Undertoe. That's my favorite bar in the world.
Speaker 2: You're I talk about a lot of bars. It's called Zips.
Speaker 3: Remember I bring up Snips.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's in Scottsdale, right, there's there's there's nine
Speaker 8: or there's ten of them. The owner of it is Goldie.
Speaker 8: Started with Goldies. This is how I fell in love.
Speaker 8: And that's where people in Arizona go watch Gopher games.
Speaker 8: Is started at Goldies and they have gold Arita and
Speaker 8: Zipperritas and their frozen marks Core.
Speaker 2: You would absolutely love it. You have my attention.
Speaker 8: And they have chicken skewers, so it's chicken tenders on
Speaker 8: a skewer.
Speaker 2: You would be obsessed with.
Speaker 3: No court, you would like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, relax, we just meet. No, they got you'd love it.
Speaker 3: They recently just got raided by like federal agents.
Speaker 8: There's like a huge drug pin going around and like
Speaker 8: they're dealing drugs out of all the zips fantastics are
Speaker 8: and they all shut down.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, how sad is that that?
Speaker 2: Well, well, here's the deal. Someone buys it. Hey, dude,
Speaker 2: maybe you become goldie you buy it. Yeah, that'd be
Speaker 2: kind of cool. Maybe it's actually bankruptcy. Get it, Tommy.
Speaker 2: I can already picture of the TV commercials, just you
Speaker 2: standing there going.
Speaker 4: God's perfect.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, do you want the.
Speaker 2: Best frozen margaritas in Scottsdale? Come to the zips. I
Speaker 2: have a lot of good ideas. Why it would you
Speaker 2: guys go in on it with me? I'm an al.
Speaker 3: So that's uh.
Speaker 8: I'm looking for updates on what's going to happen. The
Speaker 8: rumor they're gonna be okay, but we'll see.
Speaker 5: Please let us know.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Crushed.
Speaker 3: But up to waste management, they probably make a lot
Speaker 3: of money.
Speaker 8: You need some waste waste this week ways managements next weekend,
Speaker 8: superwe is going.
Speaker 3: This is going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, dude, I know she's got to be hammered.
Speaker 2: Check out her Instagram.
Speaker 3: You's got like all these new fits. She's gonna look,
Speaker 3: she's gonna look.
Speaker 2: Is it is the sixteenth hole? Right's the Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's mean?
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah. That tournament's sweet. The one this week and
Speaker 2: they need the three?
Speaker 4: Wow, I can think of five. All right, Okay, here
Speaker 4: we go Golden Gun for football? Ready? Hell yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: we September third, Eastern Illinois hunting the Bank Stadium. I
Speaker 4: think this is the easiest schedule I've seen since I've
Speaker 4: been a Golden Golf.
Speaker 2: Are you actually being serious completely?
Speaker 13: Dude?
Speaker 2: Come on, I think he's I think he's onto something.
Speaker 4: I mean, let's have four home away games?
Speaker 5: Are five away games?
Speaker 3: Something like that?
Speaker 5: One, two, three, waits more than five? Five?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I think of it in quarters. So
Speaker 9: the first part of the year, the first quarter is
Speaker 9: like three non conference games. So Eastern Illinois is a
Speaker 9: one double a team three and eight. In twenty twenty five,
Speaker 9: w Right Mississippi States, the first time the Gophers have
Speaker 9: played an SEC team in the regular season since nineteen
Speaker 9: fifty nine.
Speaker 5: So Alabama next year.
Speaker 2: That comes. I think we go back.
Speaker 9: We go to Mississippi State next year. And then after
Speaker 9: that we take on Bama. So Mississippi State was one
Speaker 9: and seven in the SEC. So again bottom bottom feet
Speaker 9: of the SEC. That's a W and an Akron, which
Speaker 9: is a five and seven team.
Speaker 2: In the MAC and Akrons is Jets says, do not
Speaker 2: order the Zamboni cocktail two. Yeah, well that that's good.
Speaker 2: Sorry ordering. Yeah, so zip zips.
Speaker 3: Are that's a W.
Speaker 9: So you started off the first quarter of the non
Speaker 9: conference three and ah, you're feeling great. All those games
Speaker 9: are at home, and then the next quarter you go
Speaker 9: to Washington. So that's scary Washington. Your guy Jed Fish,
Speaker 9: he's the head coach. He was talked about some of
Speaker 9: these big, big roles.
Speaker 2: He didn't get it.
Speaker 9: So he's staying at Washington. Their quarterback. If you remember
Speaker 9: he entered the portal. Then he committed then and he
Speaker 9: was trying to do a bunch of stuff. He stayed
Speaker 9: and got paid a lot of money to stay at Washington.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he's back.
Speaker 9: So they they go to Washington. So really fun environment
Speaker 9: to play with. The I think a lot of Minnesota
Speaker 9: finally get a road victory. A lot of Minnesota a
Speaker 9: long time and they're at middle of the road Big
Speaker 9: ten teams, so it's not like Washington is in the
Speaker 9: top of the Big Ten. Then we get Michigan early,
Speaker 9: and it's really important to get Michigan early. At home
Speaker 9: at home, a little brown job Kyle Winningham, it's his
Speaker 9: first road game.
Speaker 3: They're trying to figure everything else.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're trying to figure Stuf want. I want to
Speaker 9: have them really because he will figure it out. So
Speaker 9: the Brown Jug, the little Brown Jug comes back to
Speaker 9: to hunting and Bike Stadium. W and then the last
Speaker 9: game of the second quarter here right of the season
Speaker 9: is you go to Purdue again Owen nine and the
Speaker 9: Big ten this year two and ten overall record, snooze fast,
Speaker 9: bottom of the Big ten. W so six and oh
Speaker 9: and you get to take you finally get your bye week.
Speaker 5: I'm saying, Tommy, did you give I'm saying yeah, so
Speaker 5: seven and.
Speaker 3: Oh and then we go to the buy six six
Speaker 3: and six and massed up six and oh.
Speaker 2: So you go to the bye and then and you
Speaker 2: need to buy you know why, because you take on Iowa.
Speaker 3: And I'm so pumped up having a bye before Iowa.
Speaker 1: There we wanted the buys exactly what the residents of
Speaker 1: Scottsdale are going to say when they go to the
Speaker 1: season owner of.
Speaker 2: Zips, you the bottom of the Big ten.
Speaker 5: I love that you got to get your restaurant.
Speaker 2: You'll be an amazing host. But I was so excited.
Speaker 3: But then Iowa has a bye week to they do, so.
Speaker 9: Both teams have a bye weekend, but we have an lament,
Speaker 9: so we get w and then we get our chance
Speaker 9: for the third year in a row to take on
Speaker 9: the defending national champion. So we go to Indiana on
Speaker 9: Halloween nights. Believe I've heard it's a night game will
Speaker 9: be scheduled, and and you know, Corey loves us. What's
Speaker 9: Indiana coming into with this game? Michigan and Ohio State
Speaker 9: and back to back weeks have him at We have
Speaker 9: him at the perfect time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And they have a bye after us.
Speaker 9: Look at that they have after it's set up for there,
Speaker 9: you're not even thinking about it.
Speaker 2: So correct.
Speaker 9: So Kurt Signetti, good Signetti loses his third game at Indiana,
Speaker 9: it's to the Gophers, and then he.
Speaker 3: Can come back.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 9: And Bob Chesney is the first year not Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 9: Bob Chesney is the new coach at u c L,
Speaker 9: a bottom feeder of the Big ten, three.
Speaker 2: And six in last year home game, w and now and.
Speaker 9: Now you got to go into the last So now
Speaker 9: it's nine and oh you're probably sitting there in the
Speaker 9: CFP ranking we're talking about he's seven eight.
Speaker 5: Now football Saturday again.
Speaker 2: And then and then a tough game is we got
Speaker 2: to go to Penn State.
Speaker 3: End of the bar.
Speaker 2: We should be both game, but Matt, we should go.
Speaker 2: Let's go Hawk.
Speaker 9: Matt Campbell first year, the first year of his time there,
Speaker 9: the Iowa State coach did bring the quarterback.
Speaker 2: They did they about everybody. The running back from Lakeville.
Speaker 3: He was as well.
Speaker 9: Actually actually had a chance to doing Indiana and Penn
Speaker 9: State chose Pennsate State.
Speaker 2: So and we have him late.
Speaker 9: And that is concerning to me because I think Matt
Speaker 9: Campbell and I don't know if if Ben was here,
Speaker 9: he'd say the same, Matt Campbell will get that program moving.
Speaker 9: And again, great talent there, they just had to with
Speaker 9: Franklin just kind of got tired. So at Penn State,
Speaker 9: tough game. What I like about this what happens the
Speaker 9: week before they go to Washington, traveling across the country, Ye,
Speaker 9: by by. And then we come back and we play Northwestern.
Speaker 9: I don't forget Northwestern at Ridley Field this year. They
Speaker 9: stole one from us. Right, what is Northwestern coming off
Speaker 9: of Oregon? Iowa, Ohio state?
Speaker 2: Oh my yeah?
Speaker 9: Serious beat up, looking looking tired. And then we go
Speaker 9: to Wisconsin. Luke Fickle and I tell you what if
Speaker 9: there's you tell me is there an easier schedule in
Speaker 9: the Big ten besides Wisconsin opening the year at Notre Dame. No,
Speaker 9: they played nobody, so that will be a tough game.
Speaker 9: So here's the deal. Why not ten and two? Why
Speaker 9: not eleven and one? Because in year ten you're getting
Speaker 9: as and Hock email this or texted us on Tuesday
Speaker 9: and he's like, guys, this has to be the year
Speaker 9: and why not?
Speaker 2: This is the schedule is favorable?
Speaker 9: You got I think for the most part, as I said,
Speaker 9: you got the teams when we want to take them
Speaker 9: on and and then I think the only thing left
Speaker 9: to do is and this is a crazy date. Hold
Speaker 9: the calendars right, book the hotel room, Las Vegas on
Speaker 9: January twenty fifth is the national championship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do it all. Text win jump, we
Speaker 2: should cover it for sure. Yes, can you believe?
Speaker 9: I mean we talked about the last National cham we
Speaker 9: talked about last week called late that felt.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there literally are over two weeks between the semi
Speaker 9: final and the final next year.
Speaker 2: Get that? Yeah, that's ridiculous, crazy Tommy.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, the internet is suggesting at zip bottomless steak.
Speaker 2: Fries where the waiters are bottomless. You guys just do
Speaker 2: it all my ideas.
Speaker 4: There's a wild deal on Wednesdays as well. For three
Speaker 4: dollars you get five amazing hot locks.
Speaker 2: I love that so good, Tommy.
Speaker 8: Truthfully, truthfully, I honestly the only scared game I am
Speaker 8: is at in Nana.
Speaker 3: I think we're going to handle this schedule very well.
Speaker 2: Two and a half road wins. I'll take the under
Speaker 2: two and a half two and a half.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Two and a half.
Speaker 5: Two and a half, there's only.
Speaker 3: There's only five of them? What about two?
Speaker 2: We push it?
Speaker 1: We push it to Sure, we push it two hundred
Speaker 1: bucks and fifty, Sure put your money.
Speaker 3: Fifty.
Speaker 2: Absolutely they win three you win to push.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah anymore?
Speaker 8: Now I'm on your side, brother, Yeah, what do you
Speaker 8: want to put the overall?
Speaker 5: I want to put all my money into your.
Speaker 2: Restaurant nine and a half. I'll take the under.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 2: Just Tommy, it's early, isn't the Natty coming up soon?
Speaker 2: Just we don't bring that up and a half. I'll
Speaker 2: take the under nine and a half. Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 2: count the Bowl game.
Speaker 3: Just give us some time time.
Speaker 2: Marin a little bits release, focus on your restaurant.
Speaker 3: Nine and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, let's talk. Let's talk eight and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 5: Let's do eight.
Speaker 2: You give eight to part I.
Speaker 3: Like to push because push quarterbox to fifty.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, let's go on, all right, love it? There
Speaker 2: you go? Okay, Yeah, we're locked. All right, the news
Speaker 2: is next.
Speaker 5: Far get gotta go?
Speaker 2: Y is the power drip?
Speaker 4: When you join the van wants him?
Speaker 10: I gave him that friend.
Speaker 2: Somebody wanted.
Speaker 4: No one.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: Let's say