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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned

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Speaker 1: into Real Last on Real Radio one on four point one.

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Speaker 1: I am your host tonight. I am James thirty two

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Speaker 1: years yawn, that's right. I've been married to my baby

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Speaker 1: for thirty two years as of November seventh. Man, I

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Speaker 1: just want to say shout out to you, Michelle. I

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Speaker 1: love you so much. This show is dedicated to you

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Speaker 1: and what we call Mortgage also joined me in virtual studio,

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Speaker 1: my good friends, my brothers.

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Speaker 2: In comedy, if you will.

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Speaker 1: First off, the man we regard as the godfather of

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Speaker 1: Orlando comedy, but today he is f Daylight savings.

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Speaker 2: Kim Miller in the building. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Ken Son? It was dark at two o'clock? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I saw me and somebody said, hey, man, how we

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Speaker 1: go How we go back one hour and lose four

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Speaker 1: hours of a day? Like somebody lying, somebody lying? Let

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Speaker 1: you find out that somebody lying.

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Speaker 2: Somebody is lying. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid, dark dog. It don't make no sense. Man,

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Speaker 1: It is really dark out here right now. I'm not

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Speaker 1: It's really weird.

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Speaker 2: Man. My body don't know what what to do with

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Speaker 2: itself right now. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know because I'm older and I'm paying more

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Speaker 1: attention to it now.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember it getting this darkness early. Never.

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Speaker 1: Never, man, I'm telling you, bro, were about to be

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Speaker 1: like Krypton.

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Speaker 2: This hey, this thing about to explode. Bro. Hey man,

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Speaker 2: somebody put that baby in his seat and gonna send him.

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Speaker 2: That's why Elon is sitting all the rockets us.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to leave us. Hey, Jeff, Jeff about to

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Speaker 1: be on the rocket. Jeff one of the one percent. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I passed funny, Yes, buddy, he is talking about the

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Speaker 1: man who's not only a comedian with us, he's a

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Speaker 1: comic book creator, geek like me, but he's also the

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Speaker 1: official sponsor of real laps from the law offices of

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Speaker 1: Kaufman and Lynnell, your personal injury attorneys. They've been representing

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Speaker 1: winning for the good people of Roorlando for over twenty years.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Kaufman got a seat to leave us behind and

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Speaker 1: go to the new white Frontier.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that said you.

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Speaker 3: Elon has setting it all up.

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Speaker 2: I see Ken. You wanna comfort the conspiracy? Yeah tell you. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Every business he has is about living comfortably on Mars.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Looking up.

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Speaker 1: Look, we're going to Mars. Hey, I'm gonna bring it back.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about We ain't no black people on Mars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, even Trump any money?

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Speaker 2: No dang. All right, man, we're gonna see, We're gonna see.

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Speaker 2: I will be there.

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Speaker 1: Also want to say the Mans, the legend himself, the

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Speaker 1: guy who helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about my partner in crime, mister Miguel Plogne Junior.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Man? Man?

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Speaker 3: They gonna send you and Ken to East Mars.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah whatever, Like yo, East Mar's gotta save a lot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, this place is like no.

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Speaker 1: East Mars got all the businesses to shut down in

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Speaker 1: normal Earth like the.

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Speaker 2: Dog circuin cities.

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Speaker 5: Oh, y'all have fun on Mars and East Mars. I'm

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Speaker 5: staying here. I'm turning this into a spirit Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Planet.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, man, that's funny man. First off, before we

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Speaker 1: start off, man, I do want to say Ken Miller

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Speaker 1: and Jeff y'all both had some really cool gigs over

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Speaker 1: the past weekend.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say salute to you.

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Speaker 1: Were going to start with Jeff who last week we

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Speaker 1: had mister George Wallace on comedic legend, and he invited

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Speaker 1: you to come open for him.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, I heard you guys had a blast. Man.

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Speaker 1: Tell me how it was open up for such a

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Speaker 1: legend like that. Man, Let's be straight with that. One

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Speaker 1: best comedian experience of my life. Okay, experience my life?

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Speaker 1: Get okay for that gentleman.

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Speaker 4: He had all of his When I say, you sit

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Speaker 4: he's still writing stuff up, I mean, and he works

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Speaker 4: with you. He watches your set, he goes out and

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Speaker 4: And he filled that room three hundred people, three hundred people,

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Speaker 4: you know I listened to Ken. No new jokes yet,

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Speaker 2: Do the dance that got you invited to the prom?

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Speaker 3: That's right, told man, I said, George. Ken told me

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Speaker 3: I hadn't a lot of new jokes. He goes, don't

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Speaker 3: we do? He was He was good and I loved it.

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Speaker 4: And the only thing I was sad about is I

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Speaker 3: That's the only thing I was sad about.

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Speaker 1: And we will talk about that too. I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: for you, Jeff that you got to open for Doorsball.

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Speaker 1: What a kind gentleman by the way. They just just

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Speaker 1: down to earth, so funny and just. He actually wrote

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Speaker 2: He didn't.

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Speaker 4: I want you to know something. This is the kind

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Speaker 4: just show up. He's he's generous, he's kind, he's open.

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Speaker 4: Everything he did I didn't expect from somebody like him.

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Speaker 4: Somebody legs credentials. He I'll remember him forever.

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Speaker 3: He was that good man.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: And also we had another special guest on last week

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Speaker 1: when I was supposed to be on my anniversary trip,

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Speaker 1: really cool because Ken got to open up for him

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Speaker 1: in two different venues. Right Ken, Yeah, brother dog, Hey man,

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Speaker 2: Talk to us. I was sweat and nervous.

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Speaker 1: I was a little nervous I was super nervous, super

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like that.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to explain to my wife because she's like,

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Speaker 1: you weren't right there with Russell, So I was. But

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what to expect. What come my nerves? Doc?

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Speaker 1: You know Doc always sit up front, him and his wife.

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Speaker 1: I said, I love y'all. Walked off stage. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: but let me tell you something Tampa. If you have

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Speaker 1: never done the Stress in Tampa, it is now become

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Speaker 1: It is my favorite venue that I've ever done.

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Speaker 2: Standing. Oh wow, that means a lot.

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Speaker 1: Dog Okay, Now, first of all, you know, Tampa one

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Speaker 1: I was stepping because I was a little nervous, and

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Speaker 1: Sean was like, hey, slow down, enunciate, you cut it

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Speaker 1: because I was supposed to through fifteen. I did fourteen

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Speaker 1: But it was so good, Like I had to cut

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Speaker 1: It was phenomenal. Man Doald, Hey, man, you know I'm

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Speaker 2: But I.

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Speaker 1: Tell y'all right now, man, I'm going out. I'm going

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Speaker 1: out halfy on top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And that is such an awesome experience because just like

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Speaker 1: George Wallace, who happens to know Aliidi, Alid is one

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Speaker 1: of the most humble, down to earth people I've ever

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Speaker 1: story about what he went through, man, this dude's what done?

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Speaker 2: How many specials? Now? Doll fourteen?

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Speaker 1: Good god, fourteen specials and the and the especial is

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Speaker 2: A story. It's one story, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It's not like he's doing a joke like he said

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Speaker 2: He don't do bits. No, he does stories, bro.

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Speaker 1: And when I tell you, dude, it was just like, Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting back there just watching. Like has to

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Speaker 1: They say Bill Cosby, But I don't know of our generation,

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Speaker 2: I will listen. You know, we've heard everything that Bill

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Speaker 1: son going back to the good Yo, that's some of

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Speaker 1: I love hearing that man tell stories. I mean, I'm amazing,

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Speaker 1: and what he does, man, it is, it's it's crazy,

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Speaker 1: man like, And we were talking about how to how

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Speaker 1: he memorizes it. He was like, it's my life life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, it's my life. You can't. It's like

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Speaker 3: His is like not your style.

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Speaker 1: His is his is he sits down and he tells

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Speaker 2: But you have to be good to do that. Not good,

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Speaker 2: You gotta be great because.

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Speaker 1: You can sit there, tell a story and if it

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Speaker 2: And we ladies, ladies, yo yo, this this Jersey Yo,

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Speaker 2: Jersey chill bro. Before my internet cuts off, ladies.

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Speaker 1: Were talking about this. I'm one of those comments, not

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Speaker 1: even comments. I'm an audience member. I hate when I

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Speaker 1: it's it don't there's no payoff when they do it normally,

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Speaker 1: they're not funnier when they sit down. That dude can

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Speaker 2: He sat at my table at the table is he

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Speaker 5: I looked over he was gone, and he was like Hey,

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Speaker 5: if I order some wings, could y'all get down on

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Speaker 5: the drums. I want the flat up on stage. He said, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I looked up and he was.

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Speaker 1: There, Dog, And he's meticulous, like we had to be

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Speaker 1: mister Ken Miller aka f this Daylight Saving Time Jeff

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Speaker 2: I said, I said, my man, are you a comic? Hey?

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Speaker 2: He said yeah, James, he said yes. I said, are

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I said, now here's my social media follow me and

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Speaker 3: So I was like, look, man, you got you got

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Speaker 4: I learned out of comic book conventions. People want to

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Speaker 1: But I'm glad y'all got to experience that man that

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Speaker 4: I was in San Antonio, Texas for about four months.

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Speaker 2: Then it was great. What was Fort sam Houston.

441
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Speaker 3: For Saint Houston is where you do your medical know.

442
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Speaker 2: That's where I wanted to go. Yeah, I wanted to go,

443
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Speaker 2: but I in.

444
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Speaker 3: The middle of summer.

445
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Speaker 2: I didn't look that much.

446
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Speaker 1: Hey, I wanted to go to was Sam Houston because

447
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,640
Speaker 1: there's no lie when I was going through the recruiter.

448
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 2: You know, that's the medical thing.

449
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 1: So that's where all the women at that base has

450
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: more women than any army base on the planet, and

451
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Speaker 1: I wanted to go to sam Houston. Nurses, I want

452
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Speaker 1: to go to sam Houston, you know what I mean.

453
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Speaker 3: But I wasbatmetic. That was a little different.

454
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Speaker 1: But you know, I saved myself for Sean pretty much.

455
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Speaker 1: You know what, you know what that's that's a that's

456
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Speaker 1: a real.

457
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Speaker 2: But James did. Was it San Antonio or the police.

458
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: Thing the police things Southeast Homicide Investigation Association. Yea, it

459
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Speaker 1: was a San Antonio, but it was somewhat different this

460
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Speaker 1: year though. We went to Reno this year, you know, okay,

461
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Speaker 1: it went to Reno Mars East. Just hey, tentacles up.

462
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta I tell you man, you you guys

463
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 4: spoiled me, but you trained me at the same time.

464
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 4: You know, I've had a good I didn't have the

465
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Speaker 4: you know, I never had to look out in an

466
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Speaker 4: audience that I might not understand.

467
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 3: And I turned out there.

468
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Speaker 4: I was thinking about this audience, and I mean church

469
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Speaker 4: let out, That's what this audience was.

470
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Speaker 2: That's funny. Black shirt, black shirt let out, and they.

471
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Speaker 3: Were dressed like Black Church. The whole front row was

472
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Speaker 3: old black Church.

473
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Speaker 4: And I walked up to that set and I was

474
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Speaker 4: thinking to myself. I said, all right, let's see how

475
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 4: you're gonna fly today. And the first joke that came

476
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Speaker 4: out of my mouth was a Miguel joke. I don't

477
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Speaker 4: even know where it came from. That joke Miguel makes

478
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Speaker 4: about all the shades of white. But I flipped it

479
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Speaker 4: and I said, man, they a single shade of white

480
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Speaker 4: in this place.

481
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: Hell no.

482
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Speaker 4: And it was like, all right, we good and best

483
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 4: audience I ever had, you know. So I think you

484
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 4: gotta sometimes you gotta, like, you know, to yourself, go hey, listen,

485
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Speaker 4: just do your best, do what you gotta do, and

486
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Speaker 4: take care.

487
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Speaker 2: Don't do nothing new. That's great advice.

488
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Speaker 3: Here's the best part about this.

489
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Speaker 2: Don't do nothing.

490
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Speaker 3: This is the most racist part of the night.

491
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Speaker 4: Okay, We're in trying to order food, and you know,

492
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Speaker 4: I told you George showed up a little late.

493
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Speaker 3: So George goes, hey, what can I order?

494
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 4: They go anything but the fried chicken. George goes, why

495
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Speaker 4: can't I order.

496
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Speaker 3: The fried chicken?

497
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to.

498
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Speaker 3: I don't want And it was this white dude.

499
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: It was Joshua, and Joshua's looking at him tried, you know,

500
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Speaker 4: and Joshua's well, mister Wallace, we sold out of all

501
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Speaker 4: the fried chicken.

502
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Speaker 3: God.

503
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: George goes, we have three.

504
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 3: Hundred black people here. Somebody didn't think about ordered more chicken.

505
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Speaker 1: Funny broh dying bring me the person in charge of

506
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: ordered chicken here?

507
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: Bring him in his room right now. Let me talk

508
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: to him. Man. I was.

509
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 4: I was sitting there representing every white person in America

510
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Speaker 4: just looking at him.

511
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Speaker 2: Going, I didn't do it. It's funny.

512
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Speaker 1: It's funny, jip, because I know the GM is a

513
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Speaker 1: good friend of ours, and this is not is she

514
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Speaker 1: ain't racist.

515
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Speaker 2: Just understand the y'all.

516
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: But when this urban weekend, she she racking up on wings.

517
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like she know what we

518
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: order it. You know what I'm saying.

519
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: And I would take the blame for the fried chicken

520
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: because I was there Wednesday and I ordered four.

521
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: Fried chickens to go. I was drunk.

522
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning. Bro, I opened the fridge.

523
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: I say, we are who ordered all this food?

524
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Speaker 2: Christ up says yo. She said, oh you were so

525
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: drunk last night.

526
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: I said, you let me go home with four orders

527
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 1: of fried chi that's sixteen pieces of chickens.

528
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Speaker 2: Doing this again. You're gonna eat it?

529
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Speaker 3: Oh?

530
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: I hate all that chicken. Yeah, chicken gone. It sat

531
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Speaker 1: there like watching game up that chicken gone.

532
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Speaker 2: Bro.

533
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 4: Look at the French called Chris Alexander. I got your breakfast.

534
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: I got all that chicken. Bro. Hey, dog. Hey, man,

535
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 2: that's funny. Bro.

536
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, you gotta have it. You gotta know

537
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: your audience. You gotta know who gonna be there to eat,

538
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

539
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: And that's not a racist date.

540
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: That's not when we go to When we go to

541
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: clubs like that, we ordered wings, we order and what else.

542
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 2: When it comes to liquor, what do you have to

543
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 2: order more of? Bro, it's gonna be more.

544
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: Brown brown brown baby, Come on, yeah, ain't nobody.

545
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Speaker 2: That's not a racist thing. Just what we do, not

546
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: vodka brown.

547
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 4: We're boxing out the zema that's always saying no, no, no, why.

548
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: It ain't Racist's true. It's gonna be here. It's gonna

549
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: be a Hennessy night.

550
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 2: Hey, and run out if you want to, Okay, club man,

551
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm telling you.

552
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: Hennessy is ninety five percent alcohol, five percent anger. I

553
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: don't know what it is and not drinking Hennessy back

554
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: in my military day, always ready to fight. I don't

555
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: know what it is in Hennessy to make you be

556
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: like I got to whoop somebody ass tonight. He not

557
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Speaker 1: if I said alcohol five percent.

558
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: Colonizer, you just.

559
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: Henson got five percent ass whooping in. I don't know

560
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: what it is about Hennessy that when you drinking, you're like, man,

561
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: I can beat that dude up. Bro, that's Mike Tyson.

562
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: I don't care who it is. I don't care who

563
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: his little voice. I don't care about his ass. Me

564
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: you get another shot yo.

565
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 2: Back then.

566
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Speaker 4: What I really loved about that evening is Amy. You

567
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 4: know Amy, Amy are frequent. You know she she pretty white.

568
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 4: She gets up from the therapist jokes, and she looked

569
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Speaker 4: down and saw all the all those church going people

570
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 4: in front of her and tried to get him into

571
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 4: some of her stuff. And they looked back at her

572
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 4: with their turned heads, like, oh, Amy, you got to

573
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 4: stay away from that joke.

574
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 2: And it was from the pillow Fort pod.

575
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Speaker 3: She did a great job.

576
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 4: And I want you to know something she does what

577
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 4: a lot of comedy comics don't do. She promotes, she

578
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 4: had videos done, she had flyers. Oh, she was great,

579
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 4: and she was great to work for.

580
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 1: And him Sack, mister Wallace sent me her flyer saying,

581
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: look what this girl did. Like he was like really

582
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: happy and like like like the fact that somebody he

583
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: asked to work on him went the extra mile. And

584
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: promoted the show. So yeah, man shout out to her

585
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: shout out, because because I wouldn't have did it, I ain't.

586
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 2: Promote nobody showed it. I ain't the hell out of all.

587
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 2: I was like, you promote Ali. I'm like, he's almost

588
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: sold out, sold out? Yeah, don't you don't need my

589
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 2: little whack ass promotion.

590
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Ali, Ken Miller and who pooed?

591
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 2: Hey, No, this is real talk, Jeff. Main reason if.

592
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: It's somebody super big, I won't promote because I already

593
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: know they about to be in my DM for free tickets.

594
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: Yeah I already know, bro, I said, the amount of

595
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,959
Speaker 1: freak people that hit me up for tickets for ARM

596
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: it's wicks. I'm like, we ain't doing no free. I said,

597
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: this is a door deal. We get money off the door. Hey,

598
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: you can come to the toy Drive for free.

599
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: There you go.

600
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: I don't even go for free.

601
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 2: You come to the tour drive for free. Hey, if

602
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: you toy drive for free, I ain't even tell them,

603
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,239
Speaker 2: Jeff to date this year. There you go, Hey, are

604
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: you really doing the Toy Drive again? Okay, so here's

605
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: the deal.

606
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: He'll tell me to day because I was gonna ask

607
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: you this anyway, I'm not gonna be there. I'm about

608
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: to put it together. I'm gonna let Dwayne run it

609
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 1: because I gotta the day, the only day that I

610
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: can have the toy drive. I gotta get my coldon

611
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: Naskomy the next day.

612
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 2: Oh you got Oh you gotta prep. You gotta prep.

613
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: Ah. So you know I don't want to be in

614
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: the club. Yeah, I want to be at the club,

615
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

616
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: So, Ken, that's.

617
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 4: Gonna be three gifts from the Dollar Store from comedians.

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00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: Hey man, Hey, as long as they bring the three gifts,

619
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Speaker 1: that's all.

620
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm grateful for what days is. So we can't put

621
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Speaker 2: that together promote.

622
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be the seventeenth, I hope sixteenth or seventeen.

623
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Speaker 2: Got a Wednesday? Yes, a Wednesday? Okay? Cool?

624
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I'm gona here Chris up tomorrow till

625
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and take it. But yeah, man,

626
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm if I ain't on that to it.

627
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: But all you do is drink chalk.

628
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: Thats all? Yeah? But that clear out though, Jeff, you

629
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: be duke in bro. What did that make it? What

630
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 2: did they give you?

631
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: The box? The Coligard Holar Guard. I did that and

632
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 3: what they come out inconclusive?

633
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: Now they say had blood in my stool. Oh there

634
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: you go. They gotta go in now that Now I gotta.

635
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: But I also get disability for for the Gird, So

636
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: I gotta get Colon Nazis more than everybody else. That's

637
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 1: funny the Gird. Hey man, y'all, don't go anywhere. We'll

638
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: be right back for more great anatomy right on Real Last.

639
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Speaker 1: Ye welcome back everybody. You are still rocking with Real

640
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Speaker 1: Last on Real Radio one on four point one. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, James John and Studio with Ken Miller aka

642
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Speaker 1: at This Daylight Savings Time with Jeff the Batman coffin bro.

643
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Speaker 2: But I don't to mind everybody real quick.

644
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Speaker 1: If y'all not following us, I need y'all to go

645
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: to Instagram, Facebook, please like, follow and share all this hilarity. Man.

646
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: We get to do some really cool things and we

647
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: want to share that stuff with you, and we can't

648
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: do it if you don't follow us on social media.

649
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: So please go do that real quick, Ken, Before you

650
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Speaker 1: tell us what you got for us, I just want

651
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Speaker 1: to break down effective I did get to go to

652
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Speaker 1: Reno by the way, and yeah, yeah, we we glossed

653
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: all over your trip. All right, you're like, left this

654
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: sound great this weekend, we'd have glossed all over that

655
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Speaker 1: Jay's missed this anniversary versary to be you gotta really

656
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Speaker 1: be doing something special mischell anniversary, Yes, be Jazzy.

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Speaker 3: It ain't special.

658
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Speaker 2: It's a good And if you know my wife, you

659
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Speaker 2: know I had to get real paid to go leave.

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00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 3: Her to what kind of are you getting?

661
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: Royal crib in money?

662
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: Okay, not exactly all Caribbean, but it was not Carnival,

663
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: I'll say that.

664
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I get that gig for James one year.

665
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 2: It's it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.

666
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: It's a bag but not it's a mark Jacob. It

667
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 2: ain't a coach.

668
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's a little bitt it's a big batt

669
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, it's killing me the hand with.

670
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: Different you know what I'm talking about? Man, oh man,

671
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: that was so stupid, bro.

672
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: But no, I don't really tonight. But yeah, I got

673
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: to go to Reno. Never been a Reno before.

674
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: It's basically small Vegas like.

675
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 4: You don't think so, No, No, it's it's like they

676
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 4: have casinos. But it's like somebody goes, hey, we have

677
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 4: an idea, maybe we want to start some thing, and

678
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 4: then they stopped. They're like three hotels or four hotels.

679
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell ves No, it's not Vegas.

680
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is it's a place you

681
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: can go and legally gamble. Where they sent me was

682
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: pepper Mill. I don't know if you have been to

683
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: pepper fil A Reno absolutely beautiful. That place was gorgeous.

684
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: Bro I had it looked like three of my houses.

685
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: In my room, like I had unnecessary things in my

686
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: room that I never gonna use.

687
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: They got a steam bath in my shower, like a steam.

688
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: Bro Nah, a steam bath that just topped steam that

689
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: rises up.

690
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I gotta wash my ass.

691
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: The relax that's a.

692
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 2: Relax. Why is that relaxing? Jeff?

693
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: To sit and steam iin't. I guess I don't know

694
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: how to do it. They had a bidet, which which which.

695
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 4: Well well, because I don't know anything about that.

696
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what. I didn't know how to

697
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: get it warm.

698
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: The bedet that's like it was too hot.

699
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 3: I had to turn it off.

700
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 2: No, I'm.

701
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm not a guy that's easily like I guess freaked out.

702
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm not freaked out, but I don't think I would

703
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: enjoy the bidet experience.

704
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that that's not for me.

705
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: But hey, anybody out there who'll be dating it up, Hey,

706
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: shout out to you.

707
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 2: Man.

708
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: You see I would pay to see you try to

709
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 3: figure it out. No, thank you to be the best

710
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 3: company movie ever.

711
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 4: Day was looking at this saying do you sit this

712
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 4: way or you sit that way?

713
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: He wouldn't know what you broke.

714
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 2: I already got a high voice for a dude.

715
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: If I use a bidet, let's go go a couple

716
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: of octaves like when you.

717
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: Getting that once? My No, I don't want none of that.

718
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: Man like Michelle, been to the dark side. Okay, nah, I'm.

719
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: Not doing it, but but I will say I did

720
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: comedy for cops, and I want to say this man,

721
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: my mom was a cop. And now look, I'm I'm

722
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: the guy that watches all those videos. You know, the

723
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 1: video talking about Jeff. I know my rights videos and

724
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: I and I see them put cops in such a

725
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: bad light. There are some bad cops out there, but

726
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: I got to tell y'all, there was two hundred police

727
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: officers in that that.

728
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 2: Convention.

729
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: I did nothing but the kindest, nicest guys who just

730
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: wanted to come out and have a good time, because

731
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: what they do is homicide every single day.

732
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: They see people on their worst days.

733
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: As they're saying, but nothing but the kindest, most gentlest

734
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: people I've ever got to hang around.

735
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 2: Man.

736
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: And I will say this, nobody drinks like ex military.

737
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: All a nobody drinks.

738
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: They had a room that just had the beer and liquor,

739
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: and they had a hotel room that they made into

740
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: the beer liquor.

741
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: They call it.

742
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: They call it what they call it hospitality suite. Bro,

743
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: like what they kept drinking so much. Here's the thing, though,

744
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: these guys, they must be like veteran drinkers.

745
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 2: You haven't seen people just constantly drink. And they don't

746
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: look like they faded at all.

747
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: They're not they'd they're not stumbling, bro.

748
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 2: And they kept going.

749
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: I had tell the cops I cannot drink anymore, and

750
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: the cops was like, shut the hell up and keep drinking,

751
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 1: like bro. It was insane the amount that ex military

752
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: and cops can drink.

753
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: Bro, I don't know how they do it, But they

754
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: do it. Bro.

755
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: Man, I did it, and I could have stayed it

756
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: extra day, yes, but I didn't because I had to

757
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,479
Speaker 1: get back. But if I would have stayed the extra

758
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: day and I had like an early early fight, if

759
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: I could have stayed there extra day, I would have

760
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: been wasted. Bro, Bro, I would have been wasted. But

761
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: I don't like flying hungover. Oh yeah, that's bad. Hungover Fridays. Yeah,

762
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: that's not good. But here's the thing about us, man.

763
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: All the people that you know, we were going through

764
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: the shutdown at that time, and that's when they were like, hey,

765
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: starting Friday, that's when I was flying back. That's when

766
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: they made the announcement, we may be canceling flights, so

767
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 1: please check your app every five minutes.

768
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: Bro. We were all two hundred people were.

769
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: On their app like like at the same time, looking

770
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: at their phone to make sure that we can all

771
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 1: get home, bro, Because I was like, hey, I might

772
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: have to stay here another day or something. I ain't

773
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: gonna have no liver, but yeah I can't. At least

774
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a place to stay. So yeah, I'm

775
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: so glad that messes over Because I was like, bro,

776
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: we got to fly doing what we do is comedians.

777
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: So I'm so glad knock on wood it's over.

778
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you, man, Cause, like I said, I

779
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: cancel the gig.

780
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: I canceled the gig, befo.

781
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 1: I even got another gig just for the whole fact

782
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 1: that I'm like, man, I don't want to be stranded

783
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: in San Antonio. Like, nah, I ain't got no PTO.

784
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: I you know what I'm saying. We have to pay

785
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: for a room. I was just And then the day

786
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: we canceled on everything, I love bro.

787
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 2: The day we canceled.

788
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: Two days later, they was like, yeah, man, we opened

789
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: back up. I was like God, But it still was

790
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: a blessing for me because I still got you know

791
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, because people don't notice about us

792
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: comedians when we go do a trip. Like you said, Hey, man,

793
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: I got my pay so I've already calculated my budget

794
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: in my head.

795
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 2: What I'm not gonna spend.

796
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: We play a little game called and is less the

797
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: least amount of money I have to when I'm getting

798
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: paid to go do this gig. Like when you go

799
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: to Reno, you laying and there are slot machines in

800
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: the airport.

801
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 2: There's not ever everywhere gamble in the don't.

802
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 3: Ever airport in the airport.

803
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 2: Bro.

804
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: I never gamble, period, That's my rule. I don't gamble.

805
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: If I go do a casino gig. They had the

806
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: first people to tell you, Hey, you want to cash

807
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: that check, we'll do it for you. Come on and

808
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: catch that check. They want you to gamble, Niggs. I

809
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: never give them a penny back. I never give the

810
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: house back they money.

811
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 2: That's just me. I never gamble, bro.

812
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 4: I'll say the same thing every time I check in.

813
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 4: I go, I'm here to pay your electric bill. Damn

814
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 4: you already say it, Jim.

815
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 3: You're like me, and they lie.

816
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: I'm going.

817
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 3: I'm not even coming in thinking I'm a winner.

818
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: Not me. I slot.

819
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: I do some slots, man, but it's like something small

820
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: dollars and some slots and have a little fun and

821
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: say that I did it.

822
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 2: But other than that, Nah, I'm not.

823
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: Doing no blackjack, noa I'm not doing no roulette.

824
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: None of that's high steaks, poker. Nah, I'm good. I can't.

825
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: But every time I do a buffet, so I'm too.

826
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do, man.

827
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 3: I don't trust uncovered food anymore. You should want nasty.

828
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 2: You should, they really are, bro. You should. Years years

829
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: we've been eating nasty.

830
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: One hundred percent, and thanks for Jeff. For years we've

831
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: been eating at buffets. But one buffet is disappearing though Vegas.

832
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 1: When I was growing up, Chinese buffet was everywhere, y'all.

833
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: Literally, When I was ask.

834
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: Because the fat people, haven't you seen on the internet?

835
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: Wow?

836
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 4: Bro?

837
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 3: What were people out of Chinese buffets?

838
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: Have you seen them?

839
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 3: The guy goes, I got kicked.

840
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 2: Under this young. Why you are four hundred pounds out?

841
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 2: Get out of them? What are you talking about?

842
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: If I seen family at a buffe out there?

843
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: Could you imagine?

844
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: I want to say this because nobody talks about their

845
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 4: side of it.

846
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: They come in and imagine that.

847
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: You go, we got a.

848
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: Buffet ten dollars, We got to compete.

849
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 4: You see a family come in of like dunk trucks

850
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 4: and you're going, oh, we're gonna be broke tomorrow.

851
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 2: What the family walk in? They got mac written across this.

852
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: Somebodys walk in. No, I ain't gonna lie to you,

853
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 2: island bro.

854
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: I seen some people go in at a buff fet

855
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn and.

856
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 4: Then triple plated. They got to think domino arms. It's

857
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: like they're taking food away from the table.

858
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: Ken had a buffet set up at his wedding, and

859
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: I saw people going crazy because Ken had a potato bar.

860
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: That potato bar. To this day, my wife Kimmer, we

861
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 1: ain't see that thing. Bro's still mad.

862
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: To this day. We paid all that money and then

863
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: that lady.

864
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: To this day, Bro, you know, I've never ever been

865
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: to a Chinese buffet what Chinese military basis. And I

866
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: was never a fan of Chinese food like that. I love,

867
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: not not till recently, not till I started working downtown.

868
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: I eat it such a wine, like two times a week.

869
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: I was not a fan of Chinese food like that, Bro.

870
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: I just was when I was going up. When I

871
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: was in high school. Let's say in the nineties, Chinese buffets,

872
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: especially in Florida were everywhere, Like every corner had a

873
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: Chinese buffet.

874
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 2: But now they're gone.

875
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 3: Now that okay, wow, you know what, that's a.

876
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: Different dude, Walsh. No, no, no, I'm telling you. The

877
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: ten minute thing is so true. But I wouldn't have picked

878
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: my lunch and that they do. I had pepper steak

879
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: fried rice today. I had Chinese food today. It was good,

880
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: wasn't it?

881
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 2: I was so god? I love such a while. I

882
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: go pick my food up. Now a dude order. He

883
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 2: ordered order wings.

884
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: Fried rice, beefrom broccoli fried rice, edg row two extra

885
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: orders of fried rice, and general sol fried rice. That

886
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 1: lady said, ten minutes. I bust out laughing. That's so funny.

887
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 2: I bust out laughing. I don't think they know that.

888
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: That that's the that's the that's the running joke that

889
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: ten everything, ten minutes minute everything. That dude ordered seventy

890
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: five dollars her food. She said ten minutes and been

891
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: along the wait ten minutes.

892
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: Jeff, She trying to get off the funk. She said,

893
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 2: you pay, you pay when you get here. You pay,

894
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: you pay when you get here. He was like, yes, okay,

895
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: ten minutes, you pay when.

896
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: You get here. Okay, click man. I was like, they

897
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: efficient back there they are. They don't be playing in there,

898
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: says Ken tells.

899
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 3: Me all the time.

900
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 4: He goes, yeah, we're gonna do dinner, We're gonna do lunch.

901
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 4: I said, all right, we'll do lunch. Ken liar. He

902
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,479
Speaker 4: lies to me every week.

903
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 2: I promise you it's not me. It's not me.

904
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't have a set lunch time like today with answer. Today,

905
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: I had a five hour I w at a mall

906
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: being down five hours. When I got dealt with the call,

907
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: it was four o'clock and I had to take my

908
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: lunch from four to five clock back in to get

909
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: off work.

910
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 3: Have to be like he's curing cancer.

911
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: Bro, all go to the mall. Go to the mall

912
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 2: and yo and yo and the and it did not working.

913
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 2: You trying to work. It is the money. Bring the

914
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: headset with this moonium. It works without the Internet in.

915
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 3: The I'm just saying you can bring out heads with

916
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: them now.

917
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 2: It's cool. I know where your building is. That's true.

918
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 2: Shut the ind of that down.

919
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: You think I use your internet?

920
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: That internet that bro? Trust me? You use granted, pugged

921
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: the trust, trust me in.

922
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 3: You used to go down before I go down.

923
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 2: You know what I say.

924
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: You're in this granted all them granted, granted, got bro granted,

925
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: got granted, got ninety.

926
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: Five percent of the Internet for companies in this country. Bro.

927
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how we pulled that off. I know,

928
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: I don't know know we pulled it out. I know

929
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: what brother that.

930
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,720
Speaker 3: Was Rotatement got their license.

931
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, we ain't got affrotatement Internet. They'll set down.

932
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: Hey, Jeff, I'll not be asking you because we got we.

933
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: Got a bunch of companies, and some of them I

934
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: can't even say we got one company.

935
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: I'm working at Internet. I was like, wait, we got

936
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 2: Domino's Pizza. That's what I said. We got every bruh,

937
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: we got everybody.

938
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: Dog I got you, though, Jeff about to go in

939
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: tomorrow the Internet cut off. Y'all funny, Hey, lieve it

940
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: or not, man, daddy, we are pretty much damned out

941
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: of town.

942
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: We got about a minute left. We've been having so

943
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 2: much fun tonight.

944
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: Man, I want to thank mister kid Miller and Jeff

945
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: the Batman calling for being in the house. Where are

946
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: you fellas doing this weekend? I got nothing going on.

947
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm home for man.

948
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a Snappers man a Palm Harbor.

949
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: Snappers Palm Harbor one of my favorite clubs. This weekend,

950
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: also too, coming up should be my think my comedy

951
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 1: anniversary this weekend? Oh really okay, ken, but think so?

952
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: Maybe it's next week. I can't remember my anniversary that

953
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: I don't even care because I don't care anymore.

954
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't give a damn any I don't remember

955
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: when I started. I have no idea, but I know

956
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 2: it's a two thousand and one. That's all I know.

957
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: I got married at here two And Jeff, what you

958
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: got going on Saturday? Man?

959
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 3: I got my shirt.

960
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 4: I want you to know something that I am in

961
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 4: v e g A.

962
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 3: This weekend Vegas.

963
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: For those I thought you said, B I thought you said.

964
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, say, hey, James, pull of Chris Alexander, Like

965
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 2: what smell you're talking about Willis Show. I don't what

966
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: I thought he said, b e g Hey, Hey James,

967
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 2: Hey McGuinn, Jane. Jeff said, I d you know what,

968
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 2: down the whole house. She got a whole car.

969
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: Wipe me down, Jeff, what you're doing in Vegas?

970
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 3: I am taking a break?

971
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 4: Good man, good I've taken I found out I worked

972
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 4: twenty nine in the last thirty one nights and I'm like,

973
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 4: I need a break.

974
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna burn out for you gotta get get it. Hey,

975
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: you know what we were winning.

976
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: I kicked the crap out of out, out of the

977
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 3: out of this insurance company. The other day I was

978
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 3: so happy about it. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.

979
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, but hey, get some recks.

980
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 2: Man.

981
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: Thank y'all so much for listening to us on Realize

982
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: World Radio one or four point one on Behalf of Myself.

983
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: It's James John ken Miller aka F the Daylight Saving

984
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: this Time and our official sponsor mister Jeff the Batman Coffman.

985
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: We will see y'all tomorrow. Y'all be easy out there

986
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: and stay black.

987
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 2: Can tell them what to.

988
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: Do, take your ass to bed, and most of our

989
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: listeners stay white.

990
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 2: True