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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. We'll talk a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, just a little bit about tribalism here in

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<v Speaker 1>the final hour beating inflation. There are great things happening

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to prices of living in this country,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about rents going down, all that open rebellion and

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<v Speaker 1>more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Now. Tribalism. Tribalism is one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things that can be wonderful, it can be terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things you cannot avoid in life.

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<v Speaker 1>You will occasionally speak or see people speak out against tribalism,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's generally when tribalism is being used for terrible reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometime well sometimes people can break free from it, but

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<v Speaker 1>not forever. There's a time limit on breaking free from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Human beings, we are made to live around each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and that of course brings up who do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to live around? Who should you live around? You should

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<v Speaker 1>live around, be around, converse with, work, with worship, with

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<v Speaker 1>people who share your values. That is as old as

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<v Speaker 1>time itself. That's tribalism. I want to live with people

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<v Speaker 1>who are like me, who think like me, talk like me,

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<v Speaker 1>worship like me, have you know, different ideas that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that everyone should be identical robots, but there has

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<v Speaker 1>to be a common cohesion. Human beings will seek out

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<v Speaker 1>a tribe if they have options. I'm going to stress

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<v Speaker 1>this part. If you have options, you will try to

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<v Speaker 1>locate yourself physically in an area that's like that where

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<v Speaker 1>people are like you. If you have options. But people

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<v Speaker 1>don't always have options. Sometimes you're stuck where you're stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And tribes take so many different forms. Keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>tribes can be a people who root for a sports team.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wearing your New York Giants jersey. You walk into

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<v Speaker 1>a bar on Sunday, someone else is wearing a Giants jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>You might end up hanging with that guy all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing in common, whatever can take religious forms, can

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<v Speaker 1>take skin, color forms, nationality forms. There are all different

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of tribalism, but is human nature and human beings,

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<v Speaker 1>all of them will seek out a tribe. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's actually a great example of this. Thomas Massey and

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<v Speaker 1>Marjorie Taylor Green. They're two recent examples. Recent examples of

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<v Speaker 1>what well they were. Well, are people on the right.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I probably feel differently about those two. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they're both the same. I'm not saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're people on the right. They've been traditionally on

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<v Speaker 1>the right for one reason or the other. They each

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<v Speaker 1>got on the wrong side of Donald Trump, and Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump got on the wrong side of them. Okay, they

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<v Speaker 1>have a little public spat. Okay, it of course devolves

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<v Speaker 1>into insults and everything else on both sides, and whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is, what it is now Marjorie Taylor Green goes

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<v Speaker 1>on the view. Now you'll see these people voting with

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats more and more. They're feeling kicked out of the

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<v Speaker 1>tribe they were in, and therefore they're finding another one,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find another one. People want a tribe. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not always unhealthy, though. I want to stress that before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to an extremely unhealthy part. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>healthy good thing to want to live, work and worship

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<v Speaker 1>around people who think like you do. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. It makes for a better life. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I've encouraged you, for many different reasons to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of your blue area and move to a red area.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of reasons, but one of the

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<v Speaker 1>main ones is your life is better. Take it from

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's lived all over the country, red, blue, purple,

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<v Speaker 1>everything in between. You get out of wherever you are

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<v Speaker 1>and get to Red America. Your life is better, every

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<v Speaker 1>part of it better. But it can also be insanely unhealthy,

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<v Speaker 1>insanely unhealthy. I'm going to play this for you. This

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<v Speaker 1>was on CNN O J. Simpson. O J. Simpson obviously

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<v Speaker 1>killed his wife and that dude, obviously everyone knew it

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<v Speaker 1>at the time O J. Simpson was acquitted. We have

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<v Speaker 1>interviews with jurors now who would admit that he was

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<v Speaker 1>acquitted by black jurors who were angry about Rodney King.

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<v Speaker 1>Something unrelated, but they related it and they acquitted O J. Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when tribalism gets way unhealthy. Look, I got

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<v Speaker 1>all this palling on the screen going back stage twenty eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the wrong butt this this one. Tribalism gets insanely,

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<v Speaker 1>insanely unhealthy.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was so racially charged because of what had

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<v Speaker 2>happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how

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<v Speaker 2>Black America feel about policing. It's not like O. J.

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<v Speaker 2>Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of

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<v Speaker 2>his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader,

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<v Speaker 2>but he represented something for the black community in that

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<v Speaker 2>moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white

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<v Speaker 2>people who had been killed and the history around how

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<v Speaker 2>black people have been persecuted during slavery.

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<v Speaker 1>What hey credit to her for being honest. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you just say?

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<v Speaker 2>But it was so racially charged because of what had

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<v Speaker 2>happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how

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<v Speaker 2>Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like O. J.

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<v Speaker 2>Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of

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<v Speaker 2>his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader,

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<v Speaker 2>but he represented something for the black community in that

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<v Speaker 2>moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white

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<v Speaker 2>people who had been killed.

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<v Speaker 1>And that lady obviously doesn't speak for every black person,

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<v Speaker 1>so don't think that she does. Don't think that every

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<v Speaker 1>black person thinks that way either. That's a bunch of crap.

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<v Speaker 1>But for those that do that is so evil and unhealthy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna let him off. After all, he just killed

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of whites. That is so unhealthy, so evil,

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<v Speaker 1>and so much of our society since the Marxists have

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<v Speaker 1>been trying to break us up. Has devolved into it.

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<v Speaker 1>This lady just went on the news, just said this.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, in terms of the charges that I am facing,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's really absurd to weaponize a law that

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<v Speaker 3>was meant to protect black people and weaponize it against

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<v Speaker 3>black people.

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<v Speaker 1>What we're talking about in general, we're talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>civil rights laws that are now because the civil rights

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<v Speaker 1>stuff has been used to attack white people so frequently.

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<v Speaker 1>Now now people are being sued over it. Now people

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<v Speaker 1>are being charged over it. And now we're having people

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<v Speaker 1>step up like this one and say, well, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Those laws are only made for me. That

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<v Speaker 1>is a pretty shocking admission. And I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>encourage you, no matter your skin color right now, or

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<v Speaker 1>religion or whatever you may be, if you ever find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself thinking like this, talking like this, your tribalism has

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<v Speaker 1>gone from being healthy in good too deeply unhealthy, and

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<v Speaker 1>you need to work your way out of it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to tell you not to be tribal in

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<v Speaker 1>whatever way you are tribal, because that would be like

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<v Speaker 1>telling you to not be a human being. Human beings

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<v Speaker 1>are tribal, But imagine saying these words in any context

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<v Speaker 1>in thinking you're the good God.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was so racially charged because of what had

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<v Speaker 2>happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how

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<v Speaker 2>Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like oj Simpson

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<v Speaker 2>was the leader of the civil rights movement of his error.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he wasn't a social justice leader. But he

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<v Speaker 2>represented something for the black community in that moment, in

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<v Speaker 2>that trial, particularly because there were two white people who

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<v Speaker 2>had been.

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<v Speaker 1>He represented something for the black community because he butchered

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<v Speaker 1>two white people. What did he represent for the black

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<v Speaker 1>community in that moment? I'm I would love to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that dirty communists elaborate on what exactly he represented for

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<v Speaker 1>the Black community in that moment. Tribalism. Be very careful

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<v Speaker 1>with it. I know you practice it. I practice it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all do. Tribalism can get way unhealthy, really really fast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, good news all over the place. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful Tuesday. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>kellyshow dot com. The subject of this one is Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>on the cover of the Little Red Book, Oh Venerated

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<v Speaker 1>King of the anti communists. This guy says, I was

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<v Speaker 1>so excited to download my copy of the Little Red Book,

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<v Speaker 1>spending twelve years in Taiwan, Chris, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Taiwan? Me too, Buck Buck Sexton Buck just

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<v Speaker 1>went to Taiwan recently, and of course he did actual journalism,

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<v Speaker 1>like interviewing the president. I don't want to do any

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<v Speaker 1>of that at all. I don't want to work in

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<v Speaker 1>any way. I do want to go check out Taiwan.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it's a cool place. But maybe, Chris, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we could fake it. We'll try to line up an

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<v Speaker 1>interview with someone, someone in the government. What that's a

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<v Speaker 1>very good point. I'll say it's top secret, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>still be able to put everything on the company credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>Good thinking, Chris. We had to fly first class. They

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<v Speaker 1>would have caught on to us if we were in coach. Anyway, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I or spending twelve years in Taiwan. I picked up

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<v Speaker 1>some Mandarin for those who don't know, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>an orange and I love the Chinese on the cover

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<v Speaker 1>of the book. It made me laugh. Like the Da

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<v Speaker 1>Vinci Code, I will not spoil the true translation and

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<v Speaker 1>allow others of the joy of discovering the discovering it themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Great job on the book, I'm already halfway through, says

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<v Speaker 1>his name was Peter. We do have a little Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>on the cover of the book. I will not be

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<v Speaker 1>telling you what it translates to. You have to go

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<v Speaker 1>discover that for yourself, Chris. When you're a renaissance man

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<v Speaker 1>like I am, you know someone who speaks multiple languages. Worldly,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that's a good word, right am I

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<v Speaker 1>using that right? Worldly? Anyway? A renaissance man, I'll stick

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<v Speaker 1>with that because I know what that means, someone with

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<v Speaker 1>so many different skills. You want others to have what

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<v Speaker 1>you have, and the only way to do that is

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<v Speaker 1>to guide them, not giving them a fish, teaching them

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<v Speaker 1>to fish. If you give a man a fish, he

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<v Speaker 1>eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish,

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<v Speaker 1>he eats for I mean a couple days. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly how the quote goes, but either way, he

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<v Speaker 1>could he could eat for a while. But I want

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<v Speaker 1>people to learn Chinese, or at least go look it

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<v Speaker 1>up yourself. Hey Jesse, I always knocked out or already

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<v Speaker 1>knocked out the little gift you provided us. Great read,

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<v Speaker 1>I only caught three typos, which is beyond impressive for

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<v Speaker 1>a community college dropout. I also noticed a few big

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<v Speaker 1>words that you most certainly didn't come up with. So

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<v Speaker 1>tell Chris and Corey thanks for their input. I know

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<v Speaker 1>some big words. I know people I do, Chris, I

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<v Speaker 1>know people think that I'm white trash, and I went

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<v Speaker 1>to community college and I got a zero point zero

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<v Speaker 1>greade point average one semester, and all those things may

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<v Speaker 1>be true. But I've picked up on some big words

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<v Speaker 1>over the year, and I don't even know what all

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<v Speaker 1>of them mean. That's exactly That's a good one, Chris deleterious.

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<v Speaker 1>I just use them. If you find big words, don't

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<v Speaker 1>look them up, just use them in a sentence. If

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<v Speaker 1>you use it wrong, someone will correct you. Most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time, other people don't know the word either. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>confuse them and they'll think you're smarter than they are.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the goal, to make other people feel stupid. Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>great show. Listen. Every night, my son sends his regards

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<v Speaker 1>from the Middle East. He's on his second tour, second Lieutenant,

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<v Speaker 1>how about that? Give your son my best? Please tell

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<v Speaker 1>him sempify. Oh here we go. I've been thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>this one a lot, especially after the Jewish revolt we've

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<v Speaker 1>been going through, Jesse, do you ever worry that Chris

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<v Speaker 1>might try to assassinate you? I know I would be

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<v Speaker 1>thinking along those lines if I were him. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>little rude. He could easily poison your pizza or your

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<v Speaker 1>cheese puffs, or sneak up behind you and whack you

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<v Speaker 1>over the head with a microphone or something. He'd probably

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<v Speaker 1>be most likely to try it around now, while you're crippled.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, if you weren't so mean to him, he

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<v Speaker 1>probably wouldn't want to kill you. But I think that

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<v Speaker 1>ship has sailed. If I were you, I'd hire a

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<v Speaker 1>food taster and duct tape a go pro to the

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<v Speaker 1>back of my head while working just the thought do

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<v Speaker 1>you think? Do you think that I'm not keenly aware

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<v Speaker 1>of my surroundings. I've already told you how covert I

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<v Speaker 1>can be. To be covert, it's more than just moving

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<v Speaker 1>silently walking in the shadows. It's more than that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a keen awareness of your surroundings. Like an owl. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever seen an owl? Did you know an owl

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<v Speaker 1>can turn its head? I don't know if it's one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty degrees, but it's close, and owl can

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<v Speaker 1>just turn its head everywhere. They have unbelievable awareness of

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<v Speaker 1>their surroundings, because when you think about it, an owl

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<v Speaker 1>has to perch up on a high place and somehow

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<v Speaker 1>see or smell or hear. I don't know. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>one of these zoologists. He has to find a mouse

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<v Speaker 1>in a field and judge the angles and fly down.

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<v Speaker 1>So an owl is he's in a rare animal. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like a human owl. Chris could never sneak up on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would know immediately that he was there. And he

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<v Speaker 1>can't poison my food because he eats all the food,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've tried to eliminate pork products we order here

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<v Speaker 1>to ensure that Chris can't say, well, I can't eat

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm Jewish, and then we're all poisoned. You think

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't already think about Chris's assassination plots. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not gonna pull one over on me. Here with

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<v Speaker 1>Don Lemon.

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<v Speaker 2>Walking up to the room and I pressed the elevator

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<v Speaker 2>button and these then all of a sudden, I feel

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<v Speaker 2>myself being jostled, and in.

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<v Speaker 1>Nature, that's not the first time that's happened to Don

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<v Speaker 1>Lemon in an elevator heading up to his hotel room.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you that what Chris hang on it is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. If you

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<v Speaker 1>miss any part of the show, you can download it

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<v Speaker 1>on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Nationwide, rent declines as border enforcement

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<v Speaker 1>reduces migration. Getting foreigners out of your country. Keeping foreigners

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<v Speaker 1>out of your country will make each and every part

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<v Speaker 1>of your life better. It'll make parts of your life

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<v Speaker 1>better you never knew could be better. Your rent will

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<v Speaker 1>go down, Your healthcare costs will go down, Fewer accidents

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<v Speaker 1>on the road, ensure car insurance costs will go down.

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<v Speaker 1>The jobs market will improve the cleanliness of society, the

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<v Speaker 1>safety of society. Getting these people out of your country is.

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<v Speaker 4>Essentially Investigators say the suspects even followed homeowners to their

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<v Speaker 4>business in Springdale, likely to learn their routine. Then, after

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<v Speaker 4>the arrests, investigators followed the trail to an Airbnb in Brookville, Indiana,

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<v Speaker 4>believed to be the group's temporary base. She described what

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<v Speaker 4>was found inside a military great WiFi demmer, which the

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<v Speaker 4>South America that group will use to jam WI fi signals,

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<v Speaker 4>police radios, et cetera. We found evidence of surveils equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>We would find cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>With dot taste.

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<v Speaker 4>Back at the scene of the crime, and Beckett Ridge

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<v Speaker 4>Slee says they found another camera used, according to Shlee,

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<v Speaker 4>to spy on the victims.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats brought those people into your country on purpose. Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>are so evil, so communist, so devoid of any ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of humanity that upon getting power stealing the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>they opened up the border and brought entire criminal networks

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<v Speaker 1>into the United States of America to hurt you, murder you,

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<v Speaker 1>rape you, steal from you. And none of them feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad about it at all, not one, not one has

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<v Speaker 1>expressed even the tiniest amount of regret. In fact, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all in on this stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>We must have accountability and we must bring justice to

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<v Speaker 5>every fascist in the administration, and that includes Christinome, that

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<v Speaker 5>includes Stephen Miller, and that includes time. Homen I will

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<v Speaker 5>be abolished, VHS will be dismantled, and together we will

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<v Speaker 5>get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>Former energy commissioner explains why California electricity rates are nearly

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<v Speaker 1>double the national average. You want to beat inflation, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get out of your blue state. And as I

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<v Speaker 1>I've explained before, there is no turning back. You know that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that we try to find words to comfort

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves that it'll get bad enough that people will change.

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<v Speaker 1>Things are going to turn around. In blue areas. The

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<v Speaker 1>guardrails are gone. All the political incentives are to more destruction,

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<v Speaker 1>more insanity. You don't pay a political price in a

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<v Speaker 1>blue area for being too far to the left. There

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<v Speaker 1>is no political price you will pay. The only price

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<v Speaker 1>you will pay is if you even flirt with anything

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<v Speaker 1>normal or right wing or anything like that. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>you lose your seat. All the incentives are to go

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<v Speaker 1>left and then further left, and then further left, and

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<v Speaker 1>then further left. How many homeless people have frozen to

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<v Speaker 1>death recently in New York City? I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>updated numbers. The last I saw it was eleven. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw someone said it was fifteen. Why did they freeze

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<v Speaker 1>to death? Because the Communists took over the mayor's office

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<v Speaker 1>promptly banned the clearing of homeless camps. The homeless camps

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<v Speaker 1>sat out there when the temperatures drop below freezing. A

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people are now dead. Communism kills every single time,

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<v Speaker 1>every single time, and they're they're not again, They're not sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Seattle Mayer announces plan to block ICE activity and use

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<v Speaker 1>police to verify federal agent IDs. Teachers union lead Portland

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<v Speaker 1>uprisings against ICE with children present. Democrats are not having

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<v Speaker 1>this moment where they're self reflecting and thinking, Wow, this

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<v Speaker 1>has been bad, this has been destructive. People have died,

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<v Speaker 1>people will get hurt. That's not a thing that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>They think they haven't gone far enough. That's what they think.

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<v Speaker 1>They think they haven't passed enough laws to smash you,

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<v Speaker 1>to censor you. Again, this is Spain.

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<v Speaker 6>We will change the law in Spain to hold platform

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<v Speaker 6>executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites.

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<v Speaker 6>This means that CEOs of these techno platforms will face

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<v Speaker 6>criminal liability for failing to remove illegal or hateful content. Second,

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<v Speaker 6>we will turn algorithmic manipulation and amplification of illegal content

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<v Speaker 6>into a new criminal offense. This information doesn't appear by itself.

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<v Speaker 6>It is created, promoted, and spread by certain actors.

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<v Speaker 1>We will go after.

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<v Speaker 6>Them as well as after the platforms whose algorithms amplified.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris, you think the Spanish you're going to come after me,

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<v Speaker 1>they said, hateful content. That's like everything I put up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just earlier today in salting Woman Drivers. I'm gonna,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I need to do. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>put something up to insult Spain. What Chris? What Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the Spanish might come after me. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool right now. Of course, they don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>that I can blend in. They don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>will just simply melt into the population and I oblah.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll think, Wow, we have Jesse Kelly. And then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>turn around and hit him with it and they'll think, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>never mind, he's one of us. We must have the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong guy. A hey, Jesse. Since it looks like society

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<v Speaker 1>is about to collapse, what are the top five things

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<v Speaker 1>you need so your wife and boys and Fred survive?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna barricade in place and wait for the

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<v Speaker 1>mass die off? Or are you gonna clog the roads

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<v Speaker 1>and gett trying to get to your survival compound? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I need to survive. First of all, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not worried about Fred's survival per se, because we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to eat Fred. I've already told what Chris, I've already

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<v Speaker 1>tried to explain to the kids that Fred is on

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<v Speaker 1>the menu if bad things go down. There was some pushback.

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<v Speaker 1>They even said they would refuse to eat Fred, but

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<v Speaker 1>they'll feel differently when those tummies start rumbling. That's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Fred is there as an emergency food ration because Lord

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<v Speaker 1>knows he's not going to be good for anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, We're not going to eat Fred. We wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be able to bring ourselves to eat Fred. You need water,

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<v Speaker 1>You need medical supplies, even if it's basic first aid stuff, antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone says bullets, and of course I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>get all the amo you can get in medical supplies

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<v Speaker 1>completely underrated. Make sure you have some nonperishable foods, and

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, you just got to kind of roll

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<v Speaker 1>with the punches you mentioned. Do you get on the road,

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<v Speaker 1>do you hunker down. It's going to depend on what

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<v Speaker 1>exactly is going on. If my intel tells me that

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<v Speaker 1>whole neighborhoods are being rounded up and executed, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>time to hit the road. If everyone's hitting the road

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<v Speaker 1>and you know all you have are rumors and rubors,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably stay exactly where I am. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>in things like hurricanes, most people die on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't die in their homes. They die on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>You get out on the road, you get stuck on

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<v Speaker 1>the highway, you get flooded. But I'll tell you one thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you better have your relief factor. If you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>what Chris. If you don't have your relief factor, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what else happens, you're gonna be in pain. Relief

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<v Speaker 1>Factor is a supplement, a supplement you take every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>It will build up in your system over time as

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<v Speaker 1>you're out there fighting off zombies, getting to your survival complex.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you're worried that your knees are going to start

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<v Speaker 1>to hurt after all the cartilage is all gone. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been taking relief Factor. You're going to be fine. You

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<v Speaker 1>need water, you need Ammo, you need food, you need

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<v Speaker 1>fred and you need relief Factor and you'll be just fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly's Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. If you miss any

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<v Speaker 1>Pepsi co cuts Dorito's prices by as much as fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>percent ahead of the Super Bowl to boost demand. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know why Pepsi's cutting prices. It's not the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know why they're cutting prices? Give you a

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<v Speaker 1>second seven figure it out. They're cutting prices because the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump administration has finally put some restrictions on all the

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<v Speaker 1>welfare fatties out there, and they can no longer buy

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<v Speaker 1>all this endless junk food with your money. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any idea how much of these companies bottom line

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<v Speaker 1>depends on taxpayer funds, your money stolen from you, going

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<v Speaker 1>to some dirt ball who never had a job, who

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<v Speaker 1>then turns around and buys a case of Pepsi and

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<v Speaker 1>twelve bags of Dorito's with it. Now that that has

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<v Speaker 1>been cut off. Now because you're not sitting in that boardroom,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sitting in that boardroom, we don't see what

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<v Speaker 1>has happened to the bottom line. But these are people

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<v Speaker 1>who I've everything tracked at all times. I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>it's a cliff they're looking at when we started cutting

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff off. That's why they're now cutting prices. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you look at that? Now, you and me, we get

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<v Speaker 1>to pay less for the things we like in life

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<v Speaker 1>because we're done having to pay for every dirt ball

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<v Speaker 1>in the country who's on welfare. Isn't it a glorious thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it amazing how much better your life gets when

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<v Speaker 1>you get to stop paying for foreigners and freeloaders. But

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<v Speaker 1>I repeat myself, Jesse New York or Jesse. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say Jesse. It's an article. New US envoy arrives in

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<v Speaker 1>Venezuela to reopen the embassy after seven years. I am

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to tell you that I'm not part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've expressed my desire to be part of

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<v Speaker 1>the US Embassy in Venezuela. The Trump administration. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>lost my number. They didn't reach out to help have

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<v Speaker 1>me help them establish things on the ground. Owned I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to go ahead and set up my intelligence

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<v Speaker 1>network in Caracas. No one has reached out thus far.

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<v Speaker 1>I stand willing and ready for anyone in the Trump

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<v Speaker 1>administration who would like it. If you are concerned about

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<v Speaker 1>the show, don't be concerned about the show. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure they're in the same time zone. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's south of US somewhere. They can't be that different.

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<v Speaker 1>The show will continue. We will broadcast live from Venezuela

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<v Speaker 1>when we're not out on ops. But I should be

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<v Speaker 1>part of the opening of the embassy. I have wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to work at an embassy for my entire life. I

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<v Speaker 1>read a spy book about it and it made it

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<v Speaker 1>sound unbelievably cool. I want a safe room. They always

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<v Speaker 1>have a safe room in there, and I've always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a safe room. I want to be part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to land a helicopter on the roof of

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<v Speaker 1>the embassy. That's also something that happens. I saw it

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<v Speaker 1>in the movies. I've wanted this for the love what

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Well. I don't want to be in the helicopter Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes it's called dooty buddy. Sometimes dooty demands it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have to go out and do black ops,

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<v Speaker 1>well duty demands it. And it's Black History Month. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>my eldest son is in high school. He's dated three

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<v Speaker 1>different girls his senior year. All attempts to spark a

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<v Speaker 1>meaningful relationship have been blown to bits. These girls are

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<v Speaker 1>all strawberries and cream on the outside. That's an underrated dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>Just good old fashioned strawberries and whipped cream. Underrated assert

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to get fancy when it comes to dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway back, these girls are all strawberries and cream on

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<v Speaker 1>the outside, but in reality are all demonic, crazy, progressive

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<v Speaker 1>witches on the inside. How can a young guy launch

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship by distinguishing good from evil before he spends

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of dollars on dates? Why is a senior in

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<v Speaker 1>high school spending hundreds of dollars on a date to

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<v Speaker 1>anybody anywhere? When I was a senior in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go pop by McDonald's or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe that's low class or something, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the money to go drop hundreds of dollars on it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe date number two or three, so I can make

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<v Speaker 1>sure we don't hate each other. But I remember one girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a redhead, so this explains a lot. I

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<v Speaker 1>picked her up and I was taking around, and she

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<v Speaker 1>never shut up from the minute I picked her up,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was all such annoying stuff that eventually I

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<v Speaker 1>just turned around and dropped it right back off the

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<v Speaker 1>house and said, you know what, I got to go home.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I made up some excuse to soften the blow,

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<v Speaker 1>but didn't cost me a dime. What Chris? What? Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is such a child. I didn't need a cell phone

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend like I had an important call, Chris. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said I forgot something. I forgot something at the house.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom's sick. You can always use your mom, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you've probably already discovered this world. But when you're when

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<v Speaker 1>you have a new kid, you can always use your

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<v Speaker 1>kid to get out of things. Of course you do

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<v Speaker 1>this all the time. I'm sure you do. I've used

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<v Speaker 1>it for years now that my kids are too old

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<v Speaker 1>for that. I mean, I can't say, well, Luke has

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<v Speaker 1>a cold, he's fifteen, here's a bottle of water, go

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<v Speaker 1>to bed. You know I don't have to be there

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<v Speaker 1>for him. Now you can use your parents, though, Hey

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<v Speaker 1>my mom has a sore throat. I gotta look after

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. I as soon as the kids were coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of that excuse part, I entered into the parents

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<v Speaker 1>excuse part. Glorious And now here's a headline, but go

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Trump deputies approved sixty five thousand more h

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<v Speaker 1>two B visa workers. We still have a long way

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<v Speaker 1>to go to get the legal ones out too. Federal

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<v Speaker 1>authorities file additional charges against Chinese linked biolab in Central California.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when the Chinese were just recently caught trying to

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<v Speaker 1>poison the food supply. Now there's a bio lab that

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<v Speaker 1>even apparently had a container labeled ebola. That's not ideal.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids are organizing virtual ice raids on roadblocks, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been more proud Dag Gone. As I've told you before,

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<v Speaker 1>the next generation. People think I'm bad, people think I'm hardcore.

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<v Speaker 1>They are going to make me look like a gigantic sissy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love these kids. US military shoots down Iranian drone

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<v Speaker 1>approaching the USS Abraham Lincoln. Well, that drone should have

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<v Speaker 1>known better than to approach Abraham Lincoln. Of course he

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna gun it down, that's all