Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. We'll talk a
Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit about tribalism here in
Speaker 1: the final hour beating inflation. There are great things happening
Speaker 1: when it comes to prices of living in this country,
Speaker 1: talking about rents going down, all that open rebellion and
Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Now. Tribalism. Tribalism is one
Speaker 1: of those things that can be wonderful, it can be terrible.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things you cannot avoid in life.
Speaker 1: You will occasionally speak or see people speak out against tribalism,
Speaker 1: and that's generally when tribalism is being used for terrible reasons.
Speaker 1: Sometime well sometimes people can break free from it, but
Speaker 1: not forever. There's a time limit on breaking free from it.
Speaker 1: Human beings, we are made to live around each other,
Speaker 1: and that of course brings up who do you want
Speaker 1: to live around? Who should you live around? You should
Speaker 1: live around, be around, converse with, work, with worship, with
Speaker 1: people who share your values. That is as old as
Speaker 1: time itself. That's tribalism. I want to live with people
Speaker 1: who are like me, who think like me, talk like me,
Speaker 1: worship like me, have you know, different ideas that I have.
Speaker 1: Not that everyone should be identical robots, but there has
Speaker 1: to be a common cohesion. Human beings will seek out
Speaker 1: a tribe if they have options. I'm going to stress
Speaker 1: this part. If you have options, you will try to
Speaker 1: locate yourself physically in an area that's like that where
Speaker 1: people are like you. If you have options. But people
Speaker 1: don't always have options. Sometimes you're stuck where you're stuck.
Speaker 1: And tribes take so many different forms. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: tribes can be a people who root for a sports team.
Speaker 1: You're wearing your New York Giants jersey. You walk into
Speaker 1: a bar on Sunday, someone else is wearing a Giants jersey.
Speaker 1: You might end up hanging with that guy all day long.
Speaker 1: One thing in common, whatever can take religious forms, can
Speaker 1: take skin, color forms, nationality forms. There are all different
Speaker 1: kinds of tribalism, but is human nature and human beings,
Speaker 1: all of them will seek out a tribe. You know
Speaker 1: what's actually a great example of this. Thomas Massey and
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. They're two recent examples. Recent examples of
Speaker 1: what well they were. Well, are people on the right.
Speaker 1: I guess I probably feel differently about those two. I
Speaker 1: don't think they're both the same. I'm not saying that,
Speaker 1: but they're people on the right. They've been traditionally on
Speaker 1: the right for one reason or the other. They each
Speaker 1: got on the wrong side of Donald Trump, and Donald
Speaker 1: Trump got on the wrong side of them. Okay, they
Speaker 1: have a little public spat. Okay, it of course devolves
Speaker 1: into insults and everything else on both sides, and whatever
Speaker 1: it is, what it is now Marjorie Taylor Green goes
Speaker 1: on the view. Now you'll see these people voting with
Speaker 1: Democrats more and more. They're feeling kicked out of the
Speaker 1: tribe they were in, and therefore they're finding another one,
Speaker 1: trying to find another one. People want a tribe. It's
Speaker 1: not always unhealthy, though. I want to stress that before
Speaker 1: we get to an extremely unhealthy part. It is a
Speaker 1: healthy good thing to want to live, work and worship
Speaker 1: around people who think like you do. That is a
Speaker 1: good thing. It makes for a better life. In fact,
Speaker 1: I've encouraged you, for many different reasons to get out
Speaker 1: of your blue area and move to a red area.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of reasons, but one of the
Speaker 1: main ones is your life is better. Take it from
Speaker 1: someone who's lived all over the country, red, blue, purple,
Speaker 1: everything in between. You get out of wherever you are
Speaker 1: and get to Red America. Your life is better, every
Speaker 1: part of it better. But it can also be insanely unhealthy,
Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy. I'm going to play this for you. This
Speaker 1: was on CNN O J. Simpson. O J. Simpson obviously
Speaker 1: killed his wife and that dude, obviously everyone knew it
Speaker 1: at the time O J. Simpson was acquitted. We have
Speaker 1: interviews with jurors now who would admit that he was
Speaker 1: acquitted by black jurors who were angry about Rodney King.
Speaker 1: Something unrelated, but they related it and they acquitted O J. Simpson.
Speaker 1: This is when tribalism gets way unhealthy. Look, I got
Speaker 1: all this palling on the screen going back stage twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: That's the wrong butt this this one. Tribalism gets insanely,
Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy.
Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had
Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how
Speaker 2: Black America feel about policing. It's not like O. J.
Speaker 2: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of
Speaker 2: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader,
Speaker 2: but he represented something for the black community in that
Speaker 2: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white
Speaker 2: people who had been killed and the history around how
Speaker 2: black people have been persecuted during slavery.
Speaker 1: What hey credit to her for being honest. What did
Speaker 1: you just say?
Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had
Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how
Speaker 2: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like O. J.
Speaker 2: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of
Speaker 2: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader,
Speaker 2: but he represented something for the black community in that
Speaker 2: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white
Speaker 2: people who had been killed.
Speaker 1: And that lady obviously doesn't speak for every black person,
Speaker 1: so don't think that she does. Don't think that every
Speaker 1: black person thinks that way either. That's a bunch of crap.
Speaker 1: But for those that do that is so evil and unhealthy. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna let him off. After all, he just killed
Speaker 1: a couple of whites. That is so unhealthy, so evil,
Speaker 1: and so much of our society since the Marxists have
Speaker 1: been trying to break us up. Has devolved into it.
Speaker 1: This lady just went on the news, just said this.
Speaker 3: Now, in terms of the charges that I am facing,
Speaker 3: I think it's really absurd to weaponize a law that
Speaker 3: was meant to protect black people and weaponize it against
Speaker 3: black people.
Speaker 1: What we're talking about in general, we're talking about the
Speaker 1: civil rights laws that are now because the civil rights
Speaker 1: stuff has been used to attack white people so frequently.
Speaker 1: Now now people are being sued over it. Now people
Speaker 1: are being charged over it. And now we're having people
Speaker 1: step up like this one and say, well, you can't
Speaker 1: do that. Those laws are only made for me. That
Speaker 1: is a pretty shocking admission. And I just want to
Speaker 1: encourage you, no matter your skin color right now, or
Speaker 1: religion or whatever you may be, if you ever find
Speaker 1: yourself thinking like this, talking like this, your tribalism has
Speaker 1: gone from being healthy in good too deeply unhealthy, and
Speaker 1: you need to work your way out of it. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to tell you not to be tribal in
Speaker 1: whatever way you are tribal, because that would be like
Speaker 1: telling you to not be a human being. Human beings
Speaker 1: are tribal, But imagine saying these words in any context
Speaker 1: in thinking you're the good God.
Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had
Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how
Speaker 2: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like oj Simpson
Speaker 2: was the leader of the civil rights movement of his error.
Speaker 2: You know, he wasn't a social justice leader. But he
Speaker 2: represented something for the black community in that moment, in
Speaker 2: that trial, particularly because there were two white people who
Speaker 2: had been.
Speaker 1: He represented something for the black community because he butchered
Speaker 1: two white people. What did he represent for the black
Speaker 1: community in that moment? I'm I would love to hear
Speaker 1: that dirty communists elaborate on what exactly he represented for
Speaker 1: the Black community in that moment. Tribalism. Be very careful
Speaker 1: with it. I know you practice it. I practice it.
Speaker 1: We all do. Tribalism can get way unhealthy, really really fast.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, good news all over the place. Actually,
Speaker 1: hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Wonderful Tuesday. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. The subject of this one is Chinese
Speaker 1: on the cover of the Little Red Book, Oh Venerated
Speaker 1: King of the anti communists. This guy says, I was
Speaker 1: so excited to download my copy of the Little Red Book,
Speaker 1: spending twelve years in Taiwan, Chris, do you want to
Speaker 1: go to Taiwan? Me too, Buck Buck Sexton Buck just
Speaker 1: went to Taiwan recently, and of course he did actual journalism,
Speaker 1: like interviewing the president. I don't want to do any
Speaker 1: of that at all. I don't want to work in
Speaker 1: any way. I do want to go check out Taiwan.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's a cool place. But maybe, Chris, maybe
Speaker 1: we could fake it. We'll try to line up an
Speaker 1: interview with someone, someone in the government. What that's a
Speaker 1: very good point. I'll say it's top secret, and we'll
Speaker 1: still be able to put everything on the company credit card.
Speaker 1: Good thinking, Chris. We had to fly first class. They
Speaker 1: would have caught on to us if we were in coach. Anyway, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I or spending twelve years in Taiwan. I picked up
Speaker 1: some Mandarin for those who don't know, that's kind of
Speaker 1: an orange and I love the Chinese on the cover
Speaker 1: of the book. It made me laugh. Like the Da
Speaker 1: Vinci Code, I will not spoil the true translation and
Speaker 1: allow others of the joy of discovering the discovering it themselves.
Speaker 1: Great job on the book, I'm already halfway through, says
Speaker 1: his name was Peter. We do have a little Chinese
Speaker 1: on the cover of the book. I will not be
Speaker 1: telling you what it translates to. You have to go
Speaker 1: discover that for yourself, Chris. When you're a renaissance man
Speaker 1: like I am, you know someone who speaks multiple languages. Worldly,
Speaker 1: I would say that's a good word, right am I
Speaker 1: using that right? Worldly? Anyway? A renaissance man, I'll stick
Speaker 1: with that because I know what that means, someone with
Speaker 1: so many different skills. You want others to have what
Speaker 1: you have, and the only way to do that is
Speaker 1: to guide them, not giving them a fish, teaching them
Speaker 1: to fish. If you give a man a fish, he
Speaker 1: eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish,
Speaker 1: he eats for I mean a couple days. I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how the quote goes, but either way, he
Speaker 1: could he could eat for a while. But I want
Speaker 1: people to learn Chinese, or at least go look it
Speaker 1: up yourself. Hey Jesse, I always knocked out or already
Speaker 1: knocked out the little gift you provided us. Great read,
Speaker 1: I only caught three typos, which is beyond impressive for
Speaker 1: a community college dropout. I also noticed a few big
Speaker 1: words that you most certainly didn't come up with. So
Speaker 1: tell Chris and Corey thanks for their input. I know
Speaker 1: some big words. I know people I do, Chris, I
Speaker 1: know people think that I'm white trash, and I went
Speaker 1: to community college and I got a zero point zero
Speaker 1: greade point average one semester, and all those things may
Speaker 1: be true. But I've picked up on some big words
Speaker 1: over the year, and I don't even know what all
Speaker 1: of them mean. That's exactly That's a good one, Chris deleterious.
Speaker 1: I just use them. If you find big words, don't
Speaker 1: look them up, just use them in a sentence. If
Speaker 1: you use it wrong, someone will correct you. Most of
Speaker 1: the time, other people don't know the word either. You'll
Speaker 1: confuse them and they'll think you're smarter than they are.
Speaker 1: And that's the goal, to make other people feel stupid. Jesse,
Speaker 1: great show. Listen. Every night, my son sends his regards
Speaker 1: from the Middle East. He's on his second tour, second Lieutenant,
Speaker 1: how about that? Give your son my best? Please tell
Speaker 1: him sempify. Oh here we go. I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: this one a lot, especially after the Jewish revolt we've
Speaker 1: been going through, Jesse, do you ever worry that Chris
Speaker 1: might try to assassinate you? I know I would be
Speaker 1: thinking along those lines if I were him. That's a
Speaker 1: little rude. He could easily poison your pizza or your
Speaker 1: cheese puffs, or sneak up behind you and whack you
Speaker 1: over the head with a microphone or something. He'd probably
Speaker 1: be most likely to try it around now, while you're crippled.
Speaker 1: Of course, if you weren't so mean to him, he
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't want to kill you. But I think that
Speaker 1: ship has sailed. If I were you, I'd hire a
Speaker 1: food taster and duct tape a go pro to the
Speaker 1: back of my head while working just the thought do
Speaker 1: you think? Do you think that I'm not keenly aware
Speaker 1: of my surroundings. I've already told you how covert I
Speaker 1: can be. To be covert, it's more than just moving
Speaker 1: silently walking in the shadows. It's more than that. It's
Speaker 1: a keen awareness of your surroundings. Like an owl. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen an owl? Did you know an owl
Speaker 1: can turn its head? I don't know if it's one
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty degrees, but it's close, and owl can
Speaker 1: just turn its head everywhere. They have unbelievable awareness of
Speaker 1: their surroundings, because when you think about it, an owl
Speaker 1: has to perch up on a high place and somehow
Speaker 1: see or smell or hear. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: one of these zoologists. He has to find a mouse
Speaker 1: in a field and judge the angles and fly down.
Speaker 1: So an owl is he's in a rare animal. I'm
Speaker 1: like a human owl. Chris could never sneak up on me.
Speaker 1: I would know immediately that he was there. And he
Speaker 1: can't poison my food because he eats all the food,
Speaker 1: and I've tried to eliminate pork products we order here
Speaker 1: to ensure that Chris can't say, well, I can't eat
Speaker 1: that I'm Jewish, and then we're all poisoned. You think
Speaker 1: I didn't already think about Chris's assassination plots. I did.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna pull one over on me. Here with
Speaker 1: Don Lemon.
Speaker 2: Walking up to the room and I pressed the elevator
Speaker 2: button and these then all of a sudden, I feel
Speaker 2: myself being jostled, and in.
Speaker 1: Nature, that's not the first time that's happened to Don
Speaker 1: Lemon in an elevator heading up to his hotel room.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that what Chris hang on it is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. If you
Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can download it
Speaker 1: on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Nationwide, rent declines as border enforcement
Speaker 1: reduces migration. Getting foreigners out of your country. Keeping foreigners
Speaker 1: out of your country will make each and every part
Speaker 1: of your life better. It'll make parts of your life
Speaker 1: better you never knew could be better. Your rent will
Speaker 1: go down, Your healthcare costs will go down, Fewer accidents
Speaker 1: on the road, ensure car insurance costs will go down.
Speaker 1: The jobs market will improve the cleanliness of society, the
Speaker 1: safety of society. Getting these people out of your country is.
Speaker 4: Essentially Investigators say the suspects even followed homeowners to their
Speaker 4: business in Springdale, likely to learn their routine. Then, after
Speaker 4: the arrests, investigators followed the trail to an Airbnb in Brookville, Indiana,
Speaker 4: believed to be the group's temporary base. She described what
Speaker 4: was found inside a military great WiFi demmer, which the
Speaker 4: South America that group will use to jam WI fi signals,
Speaker 4: police radios, et cetera. We found evidence of surveils equipment.
Speaker 2: We would find cameras.
Speaker 1: With dot taste.
Speaker 4: Back at the scene of the crime, and Beckett Ridge
Speaker 4: Slee says they found another camera used, according to Shlee,
Speaker 4: to spy on the victims.
Speaker 1: Democrats brought those people into your country on purpose. Democrats
Speaker 1: are so evil, so communist, so devoid of any ounce
Speaker 1: of humanity that upon getting power stealing the White House,
Speaker 1: they opened up the border and brought entire criminal networks
Speaker 1: into the United States of America to hurt you, murder you,
Speaker 1: rape you, steal from you. And none of them feel
Speaker 1: bad about it at all, not one, not one has
Speaker 1: expressed even the tiniest amount of regret. In fact, they're
Speaker 1: all in on this stuff.
Speaker 5: We must have accountability and we must bring justice to
Speaker 5: every fascist in the administration, and that includes Christinome, that
Speaker 5: includes Stephen Miller, and that includes time. Homen I will
Speaker 5: be abolished, VHS will be dismantled, and together we will
Speaker 5: get it done.
Speaker 1: Former energy commissioner explains why California electricity rates are nearly
Speaker 1: double the national average. You want to beat inflation, you
Speaker 1: gotta get out of your blue state. And as I
Speaker 1: I've explained before, there is no turning back. You know that, right,
Speaker 1: I know that we try to find words to comfort
Speaker 1: ourselves that it'll get bad enough that people will change.
Speaker 1: Things are going to turn around. In blue areas. The
Speaker 1: guardrails are gone. All the political incentives are to more destruction,
Speaker 1: more insanity. You don't pay a political price in a
Speaker 1: blue area for being too far to the left. There
Speaker 1: is no political price you will pay. The only price
Speaker 1: you will pay is if you even flirt with anything
Speaker 1: normal or right wing or anything like that. That's how
Speaker 1: you lose your seat. All the incentives are to go
Speaker 1: left and then further left, and then further left, and
Speaker 1: then further left. How many homeless people have frozen to
Speaker 1: death recently in New York City? I don't know the
Speaker 1: updated numbers. The last I saw it was eleven. I
Speaker 1: saw someone said it was fifteen. Why did they freeze
Speaker 1: to death? Because the Communists took over the mayor's office
Speaker 1: promptly banned the clearing of homeless camps. The homeless camps
Speaker 1: sat out there when the temperatures drop below freezing. A
Speaker 1: bunch of people are now dead. Communism kills every single time,
Speaker 1: every single time, and they're they're not again, They're not sorry.
Speaker 1: Seattle Mayer announces plan to block ICE activity and use
Speaker 1: police to verify federal agent IDs. Teachers union lead Portland
Speaker 1: uprisings against ICE with children present. Democrats are not having
Speaker 1: this moment where they're self reflecting and thinking, Wow, this
Speaker 1: has been bad, this has been destructive. People have died,
Speaker 1: people will get hurt. That's not a thing that's happening.
Speaker 1: They think they haven't gone far enough. That's what they think.
Speaker 1: They think they haven't passed enough laws to smash you,
Speaker 1: to censor you. Again, this is Spain.
Speaker 6: We will change the law in Spain to hold platform
Speaker 6: executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites.
Speaker 6: This means that CEOs of these techno platforms will face
Speaker 6: criminal liability for failing to remove illegal or hateful content. Second,
Speaker 6: we will turn algorithmic manipulation and amplification of illegal content
Speaker 6: into a new criminal offense. This information doesn't appear by itself.
Speaker 6: It is created, promoted, and spread by certain actors.
Speaker 1: We will go after.
Speaker 6: Them as well as after the platforms whose algorithms amplified.
Speaker 1: Chris, you think the Spanish you're going to come after me,
Speaker 1: they said, hateful content. That's like everything I put up there.
Speaker 1: I was just earlier today in salting Woman Drivers. I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: you know what I need to do. I need to
Speaker 1: put something up to insult Spain. What Chris? What Chris?
Speaker 1: I feel like the Spanish might come after me. That's
Speaker 1: kind of cool right now. Of course, they don't understand
Speaker 1: that I can blend in. They don't know that I
Speaker 1: will just simply melt into the population and I oblah.
Speaker 1: They'll think, Wow, we have Jesse Kelly. And then I'll
Speaker 1: turn around and hit him with it and they'll think, oh,
Speaker 1: never mind, he's one of us. We must have the
Speaker 1: wrong guy. A hey, Jesse. Since it looks like society
Speaker 1: is about to collapse, what are the top five things
Speaker 1: you need so your wife and boys and Fred survive?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna barricade in place and wait for the
Speaker 1: mass die off? Or are you gonna clog the roads
Speaker 1: and gett trying to get to your survival compound? All right,
Speaker 1: here's what I need to survive. First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: not worried about Fred's survival per se, because we're going
Speaker 1: to eat Fred. I've already told what Chris, I've already
Speaker 1: tried to explain to the kids that Fred is on
Speaker 1: the menu if bad things go down. There was some pushback.
Speaker 1: They even said they would refuse to eat Fred, but
Speaker 1: they'll feel differently when those tummies start rumbling. That's one.
Speaker 1: Fred is there as an emergency food ration because Lord
Speaker 1: knows he's not going to be good for anything else.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, We're not going to eat Fred. We wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to bring ourselves to eat Fred. You need water,
Speaker 1: You need medical supplies, even if it's basic first aid stuff, antibiotics.
Speaker 1: Everyone says bullets, and of course I want you to
Speaker 1: get all the amo you can get in medical supplies
Speaker 1: completely underrated. Make sure you have some nonperishable foods, and
Speaker 1: other than that, you just got to kind of roll
Speaker 1: with the punches you mentioned. Do you get on the road,
Speaker 1: do you hunker down. It's going to depend on what
Speaker 1: exactly is going on. If my intel tells me that
Speaker 1: whole neighborhoods are being rounded up and executed, it's probably
Speaker 1: time to hit the road. If everyone's hitting the road
Speaker 1: and you know all you have are rumors and rubors,
Speaker 1: I'll probably stay exactly where I am. I know that
Speaker 1: in things like hurricanes, most people die on the road.
Speaker 1: They don't die in their homes. They die on the road.
Speaker 1: You get out on the road, you get stuck on
Speaker 1: the highway, you get flooded. But I'll tell you one thing,
Speaker 1: you better have your relief factor. If you don't have
Speaker 1: what Chris. If you don't have your relief factor, no
Speaker 1: matter what else happens, you're gonna be in pain. Relief
Speaker 1: Factor is a supplement, a supplement you take every single day.
Speaker 1: It will build up in your system over time as
Speaker 1: you're out there fighting off zombies, getting to your survival complex.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're worried that your knees are going to start
Speaker 1: to hurt after all the cartilage is all gone. You've
Speaker 1: been taking relief Factor. You're going to be fine. You
Speaker 1: need water, you need Ammo, you need food, you need
Speaker 1: fred and you need relief Factor and you'll be just fine.
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Speaker 1: Pepsi co cuts Dorito's prices by as much as fifteen
Speaker 1: percent ahead of the Super Bowl to boost demand. Do
Speaker 1: you know why Pepsi's cutting prices. It's not the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Do you know why they're cutting prices? Give you a
Speaker 1: second seven figure it out. They're cutting prices because the
Speaker 1: Trump administration has finally put some restrictions on all the
Speaker 1: welfare fatties out there, and they can no longer buy
Speaker 1: all this endless junk food with your money. Do you
Speaker 1: have any idea how much of these companies bottom line
Speaker 1: depends on taxpayer funds, your money stolen from you, going
Speaker 1: to some dirt ball who never had a job, who
Speaker 1: then turns around and buys a case of Pepsi and
Speaker 1: twelve bags of Dorito's with it. Now that that has
Speaker 1: been cut off. Now because you're not sitting in that boardroom,
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting in that boardroom, we don't see what
Speaker 1: has happened to the bottom line. But these are people
Speaker 1: who I've everything tracked at all times. I bet you
Speaker 1: it's a cliff they're looking at when we started cutting
Speaker 1: that stuff off. That's why they're now cutting prices. Would
Speaker 1: you look at that? Now, you and me, we get
Speaker 1: to pay less for the things we like in life
Speaker 1: because we're done having to pay for every dirt ball
Speaker 1: in the country who's on welfare. Isn't it a glorious thing?
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing how much better your life gets when
Speaker 1: you get to stop paying for foreigners and freeloaders. But
Speaker 1: I repeat myself, Jesse New York or Jesse. He didn't
Speaker 1: say Jesse. It's an article. New US envoy arrives in
Speaker 1: Venezuela to reopen the embassy after seven years. I am
Speaker 1: sorry to tell you that I'm not part of this.
Speaker 1: You know, I've expressed my desire to be part of
Speaker 1: the US Embassy in Venezuela. The Trump administration. Maybe they
Speaker 1: lost my number. They didn't reach out to help have
Speaker 1: me help them establish things on the ground. Owned I
Speaker 1: would like to go ahead and set up my intelligence
Speaker 1: network in Caracas. No one has reached out thus far.
Speaker 1: I stand willing and ready for anyone in the Trump
Speaker 1: administration who would like it. If you are concerned about
Speaker 1: the show, don't be concerned about the show. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure they're in the same time zone. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's south of US somewhere. They can't be that different.
Speaker 1: The show will continue. We will broadcast live from Venezuela
Speaker 1: when we're not out on ops. But I should be
Speaker 1: part of the opening of the embassy. I have wanted
Speaker 1: to work at an embassy for my entire life. I
Speaker 1: read a spy book about it and it made it
Speaker 1: sound unbelievably cool. I want a safe room. They always
Speaker 1: have a safe room in there, and I've always wanted
Speaker 1: a safe room. I want to be part of this.
Speaker 1: I want to land a helicopter on the roof of
Speaker 1: the embassy. That's also something that happens. I saw it
Speaker 1: in the movies. I've wanted this for the love what
Speaker 1: Chris Well. I don't want to be in the helicopter Chris.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's called dooty buddy. Sometimes dooty demands it.
Speaker 1: If you have to go out and do black ops,
Speaker 1: well duty demands it. And it's Black History Month. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: my eldest son is in high school. He's dated three
Speaker 1: different girls his senior year. All attempts to spark a
Speaker 1: meaningful relationship have been blown to bits. These girls are
Speaker 1: all strawberries and cream on the outside. That's an underrated dessert.
Speaker 1: Just good old fashioned strawberries and whipped cream. Underrated assert
Speaker 1: you don't have to get fancy when it comes to dessert.
Speaker 1: Anyway back, these girls are all strawberries and cream on
Speaker 1: the outside, but in reality are all demonic, crazy, progressive
Speaker 1: witches on the inside. How can a young guy launch
Speaker 1: a relationship by distinguishing good from evil before he spends
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars on dates? Why is a senior in
Speaker 1: high school spending hundreds of dollars on a date to
Speaker 1: anybody anywhere? When I was a senior in high school,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go pop by McDonald's or something like that,
Speaker 1: And maybe that's low class or something, but I didn't
Speaker 1: have the money to go drop hundreds of dollars on it. Now,
Speaker 1: maybe date number two or three, so I can make
Speaker 1: sure we don't hate each other. But I remember one girl.
Speaker 1: She was a redhead, so this explains a lot. I
Speaker 1: picked her up and I was taking around, and she
Speaker 1: never shut up from the minute I picked her up,
Speaker 1: And it was all such annoying stuff that eventually I
Speaker 1: just turned around and dropped it right back off the
Speaker 1: house and said, you know what, I got to go home.
Speaker 1: I think I made up some excuse to soften the blow,
Speaker 1: but didn't cost me a dime. What Chris? What? Chris
Speaker 1: is such a child. I didn't need a cell phone
Speaker 1: to pretend like I had an important call, Chris. I
Speaker 1: just said I forgot something. I forgot something at the house.
Speaker 1: My mom's sick. You can always use your mom, Chris,
Speaker 1: you've probably already discovered this world. But when you're when
Speaker 1: you have a new kid, you can always use your
Speaker 1: kid to get out of things. Of course you do
Speaker 1: this all the time. I'm sure you do. I've used
Speaker 1: it for years now that my kids are too old
Speaker 1: for that. I mean, I can't say, well, Luke has
Speaker 1: a cold, he's fifteen, here's a bottle of water, go
Speaker 1: to bed. You know I don't have to be there
Speaker 1: for him. Now you can use your parents, though, Hey
Speaker 1: my mom has a sore throat. I gotta look after
Speaker 1: my mom. I as soon as the kids were coming
Speaker 1: out of that excuse part, I entered into the parents
Speaker 1: excuse part. Glorious And now here's a headline, but go
Speaker 1: you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
Speaker 1: to you. Trump deputies approved sixty five thousand more h
Speaker 1: two B visa workers. We still have a long way
Speaker 1: to go to get the legal ones out too. Federal
Speaker 1: authorities file additional charges against Chinese linked biolab in Central California.
Speaker 1: Remember when the Chinese were just recently caught trying to
Speaker 1: poison the food supply. Now there's a bio lab that
Speaker 1: even apparently had a container labeled ebola. That's not ideal.
Speaker 1: Kids are organizing virtual ice raids on roadblocks, and I've
Speaker 1: never been more proud Dag Gone. As I've told you before,
Speaker 1: the next generation. People think I'm bad, people think I'm hardcore.
Speaker 1: They are going to make me look like a gigantic sissy.
Speaker 1: I love these kids. US military shoots down Iranian drone
Speaker 1: approaching the USS Abraham Lincoln. Well, that drone should have
Speaker 1: known better than to approach Abraham Lincoln. Of course he
Speaker 1: was gonna gun it down, that's all