1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. We'll talk a 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit about tribalism here in 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: the final hour beating inflation. There are great things happening 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: when it comes to prices of living in this country, 6 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,159 Speaker 1: talking about rents going down, all that open rebellion and 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Now. Tribalism. Tribalism is one 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: of those things that can be wonderful, it can be terrible. 10 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 1: It's one of those things you cannot avoid in life. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: You will occasionally speak or see people speak out against tribalism, 12 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: and that's generally when tribalism is being used for terrible reasons. 13 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: Sometime well sometimes people can break free from it, but 14 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: not forever. There's a time limit on breaking free from it. 15 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: Human beings, we are made to live around each other, 16 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: and that of course brings up who do you want 17 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: to live around? Who should you live around? You should 18 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: live around, be around, converse with, work, with worship, with 19 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: people who share your values. That is as old as 20 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: time itself. That's tribalism. I want to live with people 21 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: who are like me, who think like me, talk like me, 22 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: worship like me, have you know, different ideas that I have. 23 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: Not that everyone should be identical robots, but there has 24 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: to be a common cohesion. Human beings will seek out 25 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: a tribe if they have options. I'm going to stress 26 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: this part. If you have options, you will try to 27 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: locate yourself physically in an area that's like that where 28 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: people are like you. If you have options. But people 29 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:28,799 Speaker 1: don't always have options. Sometimes you're stuck where you're stuck. 30 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: And tribes take so many different forms. Keep in mind, 31 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: tribes can be a people who root for a sports team. 32 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: You're wearing your New York Giants jersey. You walk into 33 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: a bar on Sunday, someone else is wearing a Giants jersey. 34 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: You might end up hanging with that guy all day long. 35 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 1: One thing in common, whatever can take religious forms, can 36 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: take skin, color forms, nationality forms. There are all different 37 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: kinds of tribalism, but is human nature and human beings, 38 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: all of them will seek out a tribe. You know 39 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: what's actually a great example of this. Thomas Massey and 40 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. They're two recent examples. Recent examples of 41 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: what well they were. Well, are people on the right. 42 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: I guess I probably feel differently about those two. I 43 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: don't think they're both the same. I'm not saying that, 44 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: but they're people on the right. They've been traditionally on 45 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: the right for one reason or the other. They each 46 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: got on the wrong side of Donald Trump, and Donald 47 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: Trump got on the wrong side of them. Okay, they 48 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: have a little public spat. Okay, it of course devolves 49 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: into insults and everything else on both sides, and whatever 50 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: it is, what it is now Marjorie Taylor Green goes 51 00:03:54,280 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: on the view. Now you'll see these people voting with 52 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: Democrats more and more. They're feeling kicked out of the 53 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: tribe they were in, and therefore they're finding another one, 54 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: trying to find another one. People want a tribe. It's 55 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: not always unhealthy, though. I want to stress that before 56 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: we get to an extremely unhealthy part. It is a 57 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: healthy good thing to want to live, work and worship 58 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: around people who think like you do. That is a 59 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: good thing. It makes for a better life. In fact, 60 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: I've encouraged you, for many different reasons to get out 61 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: of your blue area and move to a red area. 62 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: There are a lot of reasons, but one of the 63 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: main ones is your life is better. Take it from 64 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: someone who's lived all over the country, red, blue, purple, 65 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: everything in between. You get out of wherever you are 66 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: and get to Red America. Your life is better, every 67 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: part of it better. But it can also be insanely unhealthy, 68 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy. I'm going to play this for you. This 69 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: was on CNN O J. Simpson. O J. Simpson obviously 70 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: killed his wife and that dude, obviously everyone knew it 71 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: at the time O J. Simpson was acquitted. We have 72 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: interviews with jurors now who would admit that he was 73 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: acquitted by black jurors who were angry about Rodney King. 74 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: Something unrelated, but they related it and they acquitted O J. Simpson. 75 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: This is when tribalism gets way unhealthy. Look, I got 76 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: all this palling on the screen going back stage twenty eighteen. 77 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: That's the wrong butt this this one. Tribalism gets insanely, 78 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,159 Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy. 79 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had 80 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how 81 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 2: Black America feel about policing. It's not like O. J. 82 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 2: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of 83 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 2: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, 84 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 2: but he represented something for the black community in that 85 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 2: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white 86 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 2: people who had been killed and the history around how 87 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: black people have been persecuted during slavery. 88 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:34,039 Speaker 1: What hey credit to her for being honest. What did 89 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: you just say? 90 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had 91 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how 92 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 2: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like O. J. 93 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 2: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of 94 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 2: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, 95 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 2: but he represented something for the black community in that 96 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 2: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white 97 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 2: people who had been killed. 98 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: And that lady obviously doesn't speak for every black person, 99 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: so don't think that she does. Don't think that every 100 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: black person thinks that way either. That's a bunch of crap. 101 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: But for those that do that is so evil and unhealthy. Well, 102 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: we're gonna let him off. After all, he just killed 103 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: a couple of whites. That is so unhealthy, so evil, 104 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: and so much of our society since the Marxists have 105 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: been trying to break us up. Has devolved into it. 106 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: This lady just went on the news, just said this. 107 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 3: Now, in terms of the charges that I am facing, 108 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 3: I think it's really absurd to weaponize a law that 109 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 3: was meant to protect black people and weaponize it against 110 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 3: black people. 111 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: What we're talking about in general, we're talking about the 112 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: civil rights laws that are now because the civil rights 113 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: stuff has been used to attack white people so frequently. 114 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,679 Speaker 1: Now now people are being sued over it. Now people 115 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 1: are being charged over it. And now we're having people 116 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: step up like this one and say, well, you can't 117 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: do that. Those laws are only made for me. That 118 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: is a pretty shocking admission. And I just want to 119 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: encourage you, no matter your skin color right now, or 120 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: religion or whatever you may be, if you ever find 121 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: yourself thinking like this, talking like this, your tribalism has 122 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: gone from being healthy in good too deeply unhealthy, and 123 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: you need to work your way out of it. I'm 124 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: not going to tell you not to be tribal in 125 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: whatever way you are tribal, because that would be like 126 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 1: telling you to not be a human being. Human beings 127 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: are tribal, But imagine saying these words in any context 128 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: in thinking you're the good God. 129 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 2: But it was so racially charged because of what had 130 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 2: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how 131 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 2: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like oj Simpson 132 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 2: was the leader of the civil rights movement of his error. 133 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 2: You know, he wasn't a social justice leader. But he 134 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 2: represented something for the black community in that moment, in 135 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 2: that trial, particularly because there were two white people who 136 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 2: had been. 137 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: He represented something for the black community because he butchered 138 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 1: two white people. What did he represent for the black 139 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: community in that moment? I'm I would love to hear 140 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: that dirty communists elaborate on what exactly he represented for 141 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 1: the Black community in that moment. Tribalism. Be very careful 142 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 1: with it. I know you practice it. I practice it. 143 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 1: We all do. Tribalism can get way unhealthy, really really fast. 144 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: All right, all right, good news all over the place. Actually, 145 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a 146 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 1: Wonderful Tuesday. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse 147 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. The subject of this one is Chinese 148 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,559 Speaker 1: on the cover of the Little Red Book, Oh Venerated 149 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: King of the anti communists. This guy says, I was 150 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: so excited to download my copy of the Little Red Book, 151 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:55,199 Speaker 1: spending twelve years in Taiwan, Chris, do you want to 152 00:10:55,240 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: go to Taiwan? Me too, Buck Buck Sexton Buck just 153 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 1: went to Taiwan recently, and of course he did actual journalism, 154 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 1: like interviewing the president. I don't want to do any 155 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: of that at all. I don't want to work in 156 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: any way. I do want to go check out Taiwan. 157 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: I've heard it's a cool place. But maybe, Chris, maybe 158 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,560 Speaker 1: we could fake it. We'll try to line up an 159 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: interview with someone, someone in the government. What that's a 160 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: very good point. I'll say it's top secret, and we'll 161 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: still be able to put everything on the company credit card. 162 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: Good thinking, Chris. We had to fly first class. They 163 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: would have caught on to us if we were in coach. Anyway, Jesse, 164 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 1: I or spending twelve years in Taiwan. I picked up 165 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: some Mandarin for those who don't know, that's kind of 166 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 1: an orange and I love the Chinese on the cover 167 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: of the book. It made me laugh. Like the Da 168 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:55,680 Speaker 1: Vinci Code, I will not spoil the true translation and 169 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 1: allow others of the joy of discovering the discovering it themselves. 170 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: Great job on the book, I'm already halfway through, says 171 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: his name was Peter. We do have a little Chinese 172 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: on the cover of the book. I will not be 173 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: telling you what it translates to. You have to go 174 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: discover that for yourself, Chris. When you're a renaissance man 175 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: like I am, you know someone who speaks multiple languages. Worldly, 176 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: I would say that's a good word, right am I 177 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: using that right? Worldly? Anyway? A renaissance man, I'll stick 178 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: with that because I know what that means, someone with 179 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: so many different skills. You want others to have what 180 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: you have, and the only way to do that is 181 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: to guide them, not giving them a fish, teaching them 182 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: to fish. If you give a man a fish, he 183 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:02,200 Speaker 1: eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, 184 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: he eats for I mean a couple days. I don't 185 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 1: know exactly how the quote goes, but either way, he 186 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: could he could eat for a while. But I want 187 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,839 Speaker 1: people to learn Chinese, or at least go look it 188 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: up yourself. Hey Jesse, I always knocked out or already 189 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: knocked out the little gift you provided us. Great read, 190 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: I only caught three typos, which is beyond impressive for 191 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: a community college dropout. I also noticed a few big 192 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: words that you most certainly didn't come up with. So 193 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: tell Chris and Corey thanks for their input. I know 194 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,960 Speaker 1: some big words. I know people I do, Chris, I 195 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: know people think that I'm white trash, and I went 196 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: to community college and I got a zero point zero 197 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,559 Speaker 1: greade point average one semester, and all those things may 198 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: be true. But I've picked up on some big words 199 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: over the year, and I don't even know what all 200 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: of them mean. That's exactly That's a good one, Chris deleterious. 201 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:01,439 Speaker 1: I just use them. If you find big words, don't 202 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 1: look them up, just use them in a sentence. If 203 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: you use it wrong, someone will correct you. Most of 204 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,560 Speaker 1: the time, other people don't know the word either. You'll 205 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,680 Speaker 1: confuse them and they'll think you're smarter than they are. 206 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: And that's the goal, to make other people feel stupid. Jesse, 207 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: great show. Listen. Every night, my son sends his regards 208 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: from the Middle East. He's on his second tour, second Lieutenant, 209 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 1: how about that? Give your son my best? Please tell 210 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 1: him sempify. Oh here we go. I've been thinking about 211 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: this one a lot, especially after the Jewish revolt we've 212 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: been going through, Jesse, do you ever worry that Chris 213 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 1: might try to assassinate you? I know I would be 214 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: thinking along those lines if I were him. That's a 215 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: little rude. He could easily poison your pizza or your 216 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,240 Speaker 1: cheese puffs, or sneak up behind you and whack you 217 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: over the head with a microphone or something. He'd probably 218 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 1: be most likely to try it around now, while you're crippled. 219 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 1: Of course, if you weren't so mean to him, he 220 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't want to kill you. But I think that 221 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: ship has sailed. If I were you, I'd hire a 222 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: food taster and duct tape a go pro to the 223 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: back of my head while working just the thought do 224 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: you think? Do you think that I'm not keenly aware 225 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: of my surroundings. I've already told you how covert I 226 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: can be. To be covert, it's more than just moving 227 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: silently walking in the shadows. It's more than that. It's 228 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: a keen awareness of your surroundings. Like an owl. Have 229 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 1: you ever seen an owl? Did you know an owl 230 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: can turn its head? I don't know if it's one 231 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: hundred and eighty degrees, but it's close, and owl can 232 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: just turn its head everywhere. They have unbelievable awareness of 233 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: their surroundings, because when you think about it, an owl 234 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,359 Speaker 1: has to perch up on a high place and somehow 235 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: see or smell or hear. I don't know. I'm not 236 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 1: one of these zoologists. He has to find a mouse 237 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 1: in a field and judge the angles and fly down. 238 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:18,640 Speaker 1: So an owl is he's in a rare animal. I'm 239 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 1: like a human owl. Chris could never sneak up on me. 240 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: I would know immediately that he was there. And he 241 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: can't poison my food because he eats all the food, 242 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: and I've tried to eliminate pork products we order here 243 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: to ensure that Chris can't say, well, I can't eat 244 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: that I'm Jewish, and then we're all poisoned. You think 245 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: I didn't already think about Chris's assassination plots. I did. 246 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 1: He's not gonna pull one over on me. Here with 247 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: Don Lemon. 248 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 2: Walking up to the room and I pressed the elevator 249 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 2: button and these then all of a sudden, I feel 250 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 2: myself being jostled, and in. 251 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 1: Nature, that's not the first time that's happened to Don 252 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,440 Speaker 1: Lemon in an elevator heading up to his hotel room. 253 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: I guarantee you that what Chris hang on it is 254 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. If you 255 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can download it 256 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Nationwide, rent declines as border enforcement 257 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: reduces migration. Getting foreigners out of your country. Keeping foreigners 258 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,120 Speaker 1: out of your country will make each and every part 259 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 1: of your life better. It'll make parts of your life 260 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 1: better you never knew could be better. Your rent will 261 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: go down, Your healthcare costs will go down, Fewer accidents 262 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: on the road, ensure car insurance costs will go down. 263 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: The jobs market will improve the cleanliness of society, the 264 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 1: safety of society. Getting these people out of your country is. 265 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 4: Essentially Investigators say the suspects even followed homeowners to their 266 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,639 Speaker 4: business in Springdale, likely to learn their routine. Then, after 267 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 4: the arrests, investigators followed the trail to an Airbnb in Brookville, Indiana, 268 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,879 Speaker 4: believed to be the group's temporary base. She described what 269 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 4: was found inside a military great WiFi demmer, which the 270 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 4: South America that group will use to jam WI fi signals, 271 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 4: police radios, et cetera. We found evidence of surveils equipment. 272 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,360 Speaker 2: We would find cameras. 273 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,399 Speaker 1: With dot taste. 274 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 4: Back at the scene of the crime, and Beckett Ridge 275 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:36,440 Speaker 4: Slee says they found another camera used, according to Shlee, 276 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 4: to spy on the victims. 277 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:45,160 Speaker 1: Democrats brought those people into your country on purpose. Democrats 278 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: are so evil, so communist, so devoid of any ounce 279 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: of humanity that upon getting power stealing the White House, 280 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: they opened up the border and brought entire criminal networks 281 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: into the United States of America to hurt you, murder you, 282 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,520 Speaker 1: rape you, steal from you. And none of them feel 283 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 1: bad about it at all, not one, not one has 284 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,240 Speaker 1: expressed even the tiniest amount of regret. In fact, they're 285 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 1: all in on this stuff. 286 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 5: We must have accountability and we must bring justice to 287 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 5: every fascist in the administration, and that includes Christinome, that 288 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:38,120 Speaker 5: includes Stephen Miller, and that includes time. Homen I will 289 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,439 Speaker 5: be abolished, VHS will be dismantled, and together we will 290 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 5: get it done. 291 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:51,159 Speaker 1: Former energy commissioner explains why California electricity rates are nearly 292 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: double the national average. You want to beat inflation, you 293 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: gotta get out of your blue state. And as I 294 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: I've explained before, there is no turning back. You know that, right, 295 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 1: I know that we try to find words to comfort 296 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 1: ourselves that it'll get bad enough that people will change. 297 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,879 Speaker 1: Things are going to turn around. In blue areas. The 298 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: guardrails are gone. All the political incentives are to more destruction, 299 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,399 Speaker 1: more insanity. You don't pay a political price in a 300 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: blue area for being too far to the left. There 301 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: is no political price you will pay. The only price 302 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: you will pay is if you even flirt with anything 303 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 1: normal or right wing or anything like that. That's how 304 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,360 Speaker 1: you lose your seat. All the incentives are to go 305 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,719 Speaker 1: left and then further left, and then further left, and 306 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: then further left. How many homeless people have frozen to 307 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,119 Speaker 1: death recently in New York City? I don't know the 308 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,119 Speaker 1: updated numbers. The last I saw it was eleven. I 309 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 1: saw someone said it was fifteen. Why did they freeze 310 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: to death? Because the Communists took over the mayor's office 311 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,159 Speaker 1: promptly banned the clearing of homeless camps. The homeless camps 312 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,879 Speaker 1: sat out there when the temperatures drop below freezing. A 313 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:20,119 Speaker 1: bunch of people are now dead. Communism kills every single time, 314 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,200 Speaker 1: every single time, and they're they're not again, They're not sorry. 315 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 1: Seattle Mayer announces plan to block ICE activity and use 316 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: police to verify federal agent IDs. Teachers union lead Portland 317 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:41,320 Speaker 1: uprisings against ICE with children present. Democrats are not having 318 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 1: this moment where they're self reflecting and thinking, Wow, this 319 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,119 Speaker 1: has been bad, this has been destructive. People have died, 320 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 1: people will get hurt. That's not a thing that's happening. 321 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: They think they haven't gone far enough. That's what they think. 322 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: They think they haven't passed enough laws to smash you, 323 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: to censor you. Again, this is Spain. 324 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 6: We will change the law in Spain to hold platform 325 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 6: executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. 326 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:20,439 Speaker 6: This means that CEOs of these techno platforms will face 327 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 6: criminal liability for failing to remove illegal or hateful content. Second, 328 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 6: we will turn algorithmic manipulation and amplification of illegal content 329 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:39,520 Speaker 6: into a new criminal offense. This information doesn't appear by itself. 330 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,400 Speaker 6: It is created, promoted, and spread by certain actors. 331 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: We will go after. 332 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 6: Them as well as after the platforms whose algorithms amplified. 333 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 1: Chris, you think the Spanish you're going to come after me, 334 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: they said, hateful content. That's like everything I put up there. 335 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 1: I was just earlier today in salting Woman Drivers. I'm gonna, 336 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,600 Speaker 1: you know what I need to do. I need to 337 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: put something up to insult Spain. What Chris? What Chris? 338 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: I feel like the Spanish might come after me. That's 339 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: kind of cool right now. Of course, they don't understand 340 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,119 Speaker 1: that I can blend in. They don't know that I 341 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:33,639 Speaker 1: will just simply melt into the population and I oblah. 342 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: They'll think, Wow, we have Jesse Kelly. And then I'll 343 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,880 Speaker 1: turn around and hit him with it and they'll think, oh, 344 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,879 Speaker 1: never mind, he's one of us. We must have the 345 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:47,879 Speaker 1: wrong guy. A hey, Jesse. Since it looks like society 346 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,639 Speaker 1: is about to collapse, what are the top five things 347 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,400 Speaker 1: you need so your wife and boys and Fred survive? 348 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,439 Speaker 1: Are you gonna barricade in place and wait for the 349 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: mass die off? Or are you gonna clog the roads 350 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,880 Speaker 1: and gett trying to get to your survival compound? All right, 351 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,640 Speaker 1: here's what I need to survive. First of all, I'm 352 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: not worried about Fred's survival per se, because we're going 353 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: to eat Fred. I've already told what Chris, I've already 354 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: tried to explain to the kids that Fred is on 355 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,720 Speaker 1: the menu if bad things go down. There was some pushback. 356 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,879 Speaker 1: They even said they would refuse to eat Fred, but 357 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: they'll feel differently when those tummies start rumbling. That's one. 358 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,600 Speaker 1: Fred is there as an emergency food ration because Lord 359 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: knows he's not going to be good for anything else. 360 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: I'm kidding, We're not going to eat Fred. We wouldn't 361 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 1: be able to bring ourselves to eat Fred. You need water, 362 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 1: You need medical supplies, even if it's basic first aid stuff, antibiotics. 363 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: Everyone says bullets, and of course I want you to 364 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 1: get all the amo you can get in medical supplies 365 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: completely underrated. Make sure you have some nonperishable foods, and 366 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,400 Speaker 1: other than that, you just got to kind of roll 367 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: with the punches you mentioned. Do you get on the road, 368 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,439 Speaker 1: do you hunker down. It's going to depend on what 369 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 1: exactly is going on. If my intel tells me that 370 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: whole neighborhoods are being rounded up and executed, it's probably 371 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: time to hit the road. If everyone's hitting the road 372 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 1: and you know all you have are rumors and rubors, 373 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 1: I'll probably stay exactly where I am. I know that 374 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,880 Speaker 1: in things like hurricanes, most people die on the road. 375 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: They don't die in their homes. They die on the road. 376 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,199 Speaker 1: You get out on the road, you get stuck on 377 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: the highway, you get flooded. But I'll tell you one thing, 378 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,199 Speaker 1: you better have your relief factor. If you don't have 379 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 1: what Chris. If you don't have your relief factor, no 380 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: matter what else happens, you're gonna be in pain. Relief 381 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: Factor is a supplement, a supplement you take every single day. 382 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: It will build up in your system over time as 383 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,679 Speaker 1: you're out there fighting off zombies, getting to your survival complex. 384 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,639 Speaker 1: Maybe you're worried that your knees are going to start 385 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,760 Speaker 1: to hurt after all the cartilage is all gone. You've 386 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:22,119 Speaker 1: been taking relief Factor. You're going to be fine. You 387 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: need water, you need Ammo, you need food, you need 388 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: fred and you need relief Factor and you'll be just fine. 389 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse 390 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: Kelly's Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. If you miss any 391 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 1: part of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. 392 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:47,160 Speaker 1: Pepsi co cuts Dorito's prices by as much as fifteen 393 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,159 Speaker 1: percent ahead of the Super Bowl to boost demand. Do 394 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: you know why Pepsi's cutting prices. It's not the super Bowl. 395 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 1: Do you know why they're cutting prices? Give you a 396 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:05,600 Speaker 1: second seven figure it out. They're cutting prices because the 397 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 1: Trump administration has finally put some restrictions on all the 398 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 1: welfare fatties out there, and they can no longer buy 399 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 1: all this endless junk food with your money. Do you 400 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 1: have any idea how much of these companies bottom line 401 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 1: depends on taxpayer funds, your money stolen from you, going 402 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 1: to some dirt ball who never had a job, who 403 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,959 Speaker 1: then turns around and buys a case of Pepsi and 404 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,680 Speaker 1: twelve bags of Dorito's with it. Now that that has 405 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 1: been cut off. Now because you're not sitting in that boardroom, 406 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 1: I'm not sitting in that boardroom, we don't see what 407 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,919 Speaker 1: has happened to the bottom line. But these are people 408 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 1: who I've everything tracked at all times. I bet you 409 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 1: it's a cliff they're looking at when we started cutting 410 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 1: that stuff off. That's why they're now cutting prices. Would 411 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: you look at that? Now, you and me, we get 412 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: to pay less for the things we like in life 413 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,359 Speaker 1: because we're done having to pay for every dirt ball 414 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: in the country who's on welfare. Isn't it a glorious thing? 415 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing how much better your life gets when 416 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: you get to stop paying for foreigners and freeloaders. But 417 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 1: I repeat myself, Jesse New York or Jesse. He didn't 418 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: say Jesse. It's an article. New US envoy arrives in 419 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: Venezuela to reopen the embassy after seven years. I am 420 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: sorry to tell you that I'm not part of this. 421 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 1: You know, I've expressed my desire to be part of 422 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 1: the US Embassy in Venezuela. The Trump administration. Maybe they 423 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: lost my number. They didn't reach out to help have 424 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,480 Speaker 1: me help them establish things on the ground. Owned I 425 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,320 Speaker 1: would like to go ahead and set up my intelligence 426 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: network in Caracas. No one has reached out thus far. 427 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: I stand willing and ready for anyone in the Trump 428 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,000 Speaker 1: administration who would like it. If you are concerned about 429 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: the show, don't be concerned about the show. I'm pretty 430 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: sure they're in the same time zone. I don't know, 431 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 1: it's south of US somewhere. They can't be that different. 432 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: The show will continue. We will broadcast live from Venezuela 433 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: when we're not out on ops. But I should be 434 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: part of the opening of the embassy. I have wanted 435 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: to work at an embassy for my entire life. I 436 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 1: read a spy book about it and it made it 437 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,720 Speaker 1: sound unbelievably cool. I want a safe room. They always 438 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: have a safe room in there, and I've always wanted 439 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,240 Speaker 1: a safe room. I want to be part of this. 440 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 1: I want to land a helicopter on the roof of 441 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,200 Speaker 1: the embassy. That's also something that happens. I saw it 442 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 1: in the movies. I've wanted this for the love what 443 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 1: Chris Well. I don't want to be in the helicopter Chris. 444 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,719 Speaker 1: But sometimes it's called dooty buddy. Sometimes dooty demands it. 445 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,479 Speaker 1: If you have to go out and do black ops, 446 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: well duty demands it. And it's Black History Month. Hey, Jesse, 447 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: my eldest son is in high school. He's dated three 448 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,280 Speaker 1: different girls his senior year. All attempts to spark a 449 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 1: meaningful relationship have been blown to bits. These girls are 450 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: all strawberries and cream on the outside. That's an underrated dessert. 451 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,840 Speaker 1: Just good old fashioned strawberries and whipped cream. Underrated assert 452 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: you don't have to get fancy when it comes to dessert. 453 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: Anyway back, these girls are all strawberries and cream on 454 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: the outside, but in reality are all demonic, crazy, progressive 455 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,280 Speaker 1: witches on the inside. How can a young guy launch 456 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 1: a relationship by distinguishing good from evil before he spends 457 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars on dates? Why is a senior in 458 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 1: high school spending hundreds of dollars on a date to 459 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: anybody anywhere? When I was a senior in high school, 460 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: we're gonna go pop by McDonald's or something like that, 461 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: And maybe that's low class or something, but I didn't 462 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: have the money to go drop hundreds of dollars on it. Now, 463 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 1: maybe date number two or three, so I can make 464 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: sure we don't hate each other. But I remember one girl. 465 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,480 Speaker 1: She was a redhead, so this explains a lot. I 466 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: picked her up and I was taking around, and she 467 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,680 Speaker 1: never shut up from the minute I picked her up, 468 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 1: And it was all such annoying stuff that eventually I 469 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: just turned around and dropped it right back off the 470 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: house and said, you know what, I got to go home. 471 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: I think I made up some excuse to soften the blow, 472 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 1: but didn't cost me a dime. What Chris? What? Chris 473 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,240 Speaker 1: is such a child. I didn't need a cell phone 474 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: to pretend like I had an important call, Chris. I 475 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: just said I forgot something. I forgot something at the house. 476 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,600 Speaker 1: My mom's sick. You can always use your mom, Chris, 477 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 1: you've probably already discovered this world. But when you're when 478 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,640 Speaker 1: you have a new kid, you can always use your 479 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: kid to get out of things. Of course you do 480 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,200 Speaker 1: this all the time. I'm sure you do. I've used 481 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: it for years now that my kids are too old 482 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: for that. I mean, I can't say, well, Luke has 483 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: a cold, he's fifteen, here's a bottle of water, go 484 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,720 Speaker 1: to bed. You know I don't have to be there 485 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: for him. Now you can use your parents, though, Hey 486 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: my mom has a sore throat. I gotta look after 487 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,080 Speaker 1: my mom. I as soon as the kids were coming 488 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: out of that excuse part, I entered into the parents 489 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,320 Speaker 1: excuse part. Glorious And now here's a headline, but go 490 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 1: you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get 491 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: to you. Trump deputies approved sixty five thousand more h 492 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: two B visa workers. We still have a long way 493 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,920 Speaker 1: to go to get the legal ones out too. Federal 494 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: authorities file additional charges against Chinese linked biolab in Central California. 495 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,360 Speaker 1: Remember when the Chinese were just recently caught trying to 496 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: poison the food supply. Now there's a bio lab that 497 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 1: even apparently had a container labeled ebola. That's not ideal. 498 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: Kids are organizing virtual ice raids on roadblocks, and I've 499 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: never been more proud Dag Gone. As I've told you before, 500 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: the next generation. People think I'm bad, people think I'm hardcore. 501 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,120 Speaker 1: They are going to make me look like a gigantic sissy. 502 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 1: I love these kids. US military shoots down Iranian drone 503 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: approaching the USS Abraham Lincoln. Well, that drone should have 504 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: known better than to approach Abraham Lincoln. Of course he 505 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 1: was gonna gun it down, that's all