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Speaker 3: It is the eleventh day of May twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Monday morning. On the part
Speaker 3: of Morning show. Here we are. What a weekend. Huh
Speaker 3: lots to get to Big wolves win last night, Big
Speaker 3: wild win the end of the day. Uh Ben leebra
Speaker 3: on his way in and he cast her one thousands.
Speaker 3: So why should we wait? Let's get her started. Here's
Speaker 3: our friend Chad Daniels, some comedy about aliens on a
Speaker 3: Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 4: That's all we know that aliens are smarter than us
Speaker 4: as humans. Aliens have never abducted a kid. You've never
Speaker 4: seen that on the news, right, never seen a little
Speaker 4: kid going I well, then my dad is truck. Right,
Speaker 4: it's always the dad with the mullet going ill, then
Speaker 4: my truck. I'd love to be in the UFO and
Speaker 4: the picture they were going to take.
Speaker 2: You know. Let's take the little one.
Speaker 4: No, he'll spill a juice box in our control panel.
Speaker 2: We'll never get home. Let's take the bigger one with
Speaker 2: the short hair hair and the long hair.
Speaker 4: Here, his brain is working so hard, can't even distribute
Speaker 4: hair correctly.
Speaker 2: He is obviously there later and then he gets something.
Speaker 3: He's like, you gotta thinking to believe.
Speaker 2: It, like we masked up. Send him back.
Speaker 4: Let's say something on a soul first, aliens do it?
Speaker 3: You uh, last two generals for her.
Speaker 2: Swim.
Speaker 3: I know that on your side, you hear the distance
Speaker 3: anger this and you stray.
Speaker 2: I agree because.
Speaker 5: To take it due, to take it to the.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is Monday, May eleventh.
Speaker 6: Of twenty twenty six, Weather's Day weekend. In the rear
Speaker 6: view mirror, the elbow of Victor wembin Yama right in
Speaker 6: nas reason read throat and face and chin.
Speaker 1: He going, that was fun. That's Paul, that's Chris. I'm Corey.
Speaker 2: There's Zach.
Speaker 1: This is the Power Trip Morning Show. Hi, Corey swinging elbows.
Speaker 7: I about that man, not even that he cocked back
Speaker 7: and hit him with He sure.
Speaker 2: Did cock Yeah he did, Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a dramatic step right off the bat
Speaker 1: at five point three.
Speaker 7: That's some good coffee. We've upgraded the coffee here and
Speaker 7: it's amazing. Somebody unplugged hawks headphones and like put them
Speaker 7: in a pile over in the corner.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he said. I don't know what
Speaker 1: goes on here in the weekends. But yeah, it's madness. Yeah, madness.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was a great game. I thought they were
Speaker 7: going to pick it away. Didn't look good. They looked
Speaker 7: like they were going to lose to a wembless team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they almost didn't, but they didn't.
Speaker 7: Thank God for aunt in his sixteen points in the
Speaker 7: fourth quarter. He was outstanding. It looked like it was
Speaker 7: going to fall apart though, have anything working over there?
Speaker 3: It is now? Yeah, Yeah, it's a it's a disaster,
Speaker 3: but well made it. We made it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're here.
Speaker 3: We got it now, A guy can hear it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: We're good. We're good, We're good. It's all happened.
Speaker 2: Fantastic, Yeah, you know, it's all happened.
Speaker 1: Eight hours ago, Saws tweeted, everyone but ant should be
Speaker 1: off the team next season.
Speaker 7: Well, that was when they were falling apart. I stood
Speaker 7: by that then.
Speaker 1: I don't stand by that now, although some of them
Speaker 1: should be off the team next season. Nine hours ago,
Speaker 1: you tweeted, this will be an all time Minnesota playoff loss.
Speaker 1: The best player in the game gets tossed and the
Speaker 1: Wolves bleeping collapse.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they the third quarter couldn't have been worse.
Speaker 7: It looked like they were going to lose to a
Speaker 7: team without the best player in the league.
Speaker 2: But guess what they found a way spoiler alert Unless
Speaker 2: you like Dvard it like Hawk didn't, was going to
Speaker 2: watch it back today.
Speaker 1: Nine hours ago you tweeted, what a joke this team is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that time, were you talking about the Wolves?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably at those holes.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nine hours ago you tweeted, Julius is awful? Well he is,
Speaker 1: he was awful.
Speaker 2: Stand by that. Yeah, Oh yeah, I wish we still
Speaker 2: had Cat.
Speaker 1: Nine hours aa Be tweeted, losing this game too should
Speaker 1: cost players playing time?
Speaker 2: What a bleeping joke.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was hideous. The third quarter was so bad.
Speaker 7: You should have beat that team by thirty.
Speaker 1: Ten hours ago, you tweeted, reave it there, chi wenby,
Speaker 1: thank you, he responded, And then somebody said, Wendy's French,
Speaker 1: not Italian.
Speaker 2: That's not a bit they were joking. I bet I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 7: I think everybody, because of Corey, likes to call my mistakes.
Speaker 3: Were you guys watching on TV or listening on the radio.
Speaker 2: TV, you too, sausage Television. I am.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for you guys because you guys didn't
Speaker 3: get to hear Alan Horton call the entire elbow situation.
Speaker 3: It is unbelievable. I bet went nuts. He's so good
Speaker 3: you guys don't hear it. Of course, all it got
Speaker 3: a little crazy. Yeah, I don't know what happened. I
Speaker 3: don't know who the big buss man is. Who the
Speaker 3: hell is the big buss man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people's elbow.
Speaker 9: It got ridiculous, and that Importon's voice went up like
Speaker 9: three registers.
Speaker 2: Were you played again?
Speaker 1: Maybe Wemby just swung his elbow because he's so used
Speaker 1: to no one being that high up, like I can
Speaker 1: just swing my elbow. Nobody's faces and there near this height,
Speaker 1: and he's.
Speaker 3: Thrown out for the rest of the series.
Speaker 1: I love how every story is saying, well, the league
Speaker 1: is going to review this.
Speaker 2: I am going to be floored.
Speaker 1: If he misses two and a half plus quarters last
Speaker 1: night and.
Speaker 2: They suspend him for Game five.
Speaker 9: Right, you gotta suspect you got teach a guy lesson
Speaker 9: on the people's elbow.
Speaker 1: This is like the ninth time he did it. Maybe,
Speaker 1: but ninth time he did.
Speaker 7: What like, if this is the ninth time he elbowed
Speaker 7: somebody in the throat, they'd probably be like, you should
Speaker 7: probably sit down for a bit.
Speaker 3: Sure, there's a weapons he's throwing around.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. Their little French baguettes were fine.
Speaker 3: He's Italian.
Speaker 7: Even Rosie responded to that one. I think he said,
Speaker 7: pretty funny.
Speaker 3: He was throwing people's elbows up.
Speaker 2: He gets he gets it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was for one person in court.
Speaker 2: He'll be here on Wednesday. Yeah, of course he gets it.
Speaker 3: It's our whole show's about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just ask him or Abbod remember Abbot last week.
Speaker 1: You guys are being pretty hard on Mark. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like we we.
Speaker 2: What about noon to three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're hideous to him everybody. Yeah they do hate everybody,
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Or she just wrote love it. I
Speaker 1: doubt he loves it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he loves it.
Speaker 3: People's elbow.
Speaker 1: You know, this is about the most optimistic timeline to
Speaker 1: get Aunt back was around game four of this series.
Speaker 1: We're lucky that he's played all four. Yeah, they're tied
Speaker 1: it too. It's not over yet, although we again we
Speaker 1: almost lost to specifically deer in Fox.
Speaker 2: He almost beat us almost single headedly. He almost and.
Speaker 3: Said it was almost harder to defend them without winby.
Speaker 10: I think it was kind of harder, just because, I mean,
Speaker 10: of course they're a really great team with him on
Speaker 10: the floor, but they play a lot slower when he's
Speaker 10: on the floor, because you know, everything is evolved around him.
Speaker 10: When he's not on the floor, everybody's played. It's just
Speaker 10: like you know, when every team is missing the best player,
Speaker 10: everybody plays free. They get more shots, more confident. So
Speaker 10: I think it was a lot hard honest.
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he always speaks the truth, which I love about him.
Speaker 3: Speak the truth or make your piece some other way.
Speaker 3: I yeah, I never knew. Thanks for quoting Godsmack this
Speaker 3: early in the morning. Yeah, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: That's god Smack.
Speaker 3: Yah.
Speaker 2: You don't know god'smac lyrics. What's their best song?
Speaker 3: I do like crying like a bitch?
Speaker 2: How does that go?
Speaker 3: I told you once you were crying like a bitch.
Speaker 2: You love Godsack?
Speaker 3: I freaking love it. They are so pissed off all the.
Speaker 2: Time, all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: He's got a song now on their Greatest Hits collection
Speaker 3: that is simply called I E fing hate you.
Speaker 2: Geez, you are a liar? You you are.
Speaker 1: What if fat person is the same person that was
Speaker 1: a crying bitch? Right, And it's just the same person.
Speaker 1: It's not even like an ex girlfriend. It's just a
Speaker 1: guy that works at the video story that he just hates,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It goes to a video story.
Speaker 1: Now, that's how long he's been writing about the same
Speaker 1: guy since like the late nineties.
Speaker 3: You haven't obviously kept up with how hard it is
Speaker 3: to be a professional musician. He works at Blockbuster still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the last one, God Smack didn't make any money.
Speaker 3: Well, sure they did, but they were just smacking a bitches.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, I didn't know God Settlements come on.
Speaker 3: Solly's pissed.
Speaker 2: I didn't know God Smack was on tough times.
Speaker 3: So you gotta you gotta hear this whole thing. The
Speaker 3: name of the record they put out, they like they
Speaker 3: were breaking up, right. Two of the guys are like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I've had enough being pissed. I'm not pissed anymore, so
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to go on without us, and he's like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: So they put out a like a Greatest compilation. It's
Speaker 3: not really a greatest it's compilation.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's just their heaviest songs. And they put new songs,
Speaker 3: two new songs in there, and the first one was
Speaker 3: called Sick of My Life and the second is called
Speaker 3: Ifing Hate You.
Speaker 2: My God, Uh seek Help God Smack.
Speaker 3: Track one, Sick of My Life Track two, I fing
Speaker 3: Hates You Track three, The Enemy track four, whatever, uh
Speaker 3: track five, Crying like.
Speaker 1: A bitch yep, Yeah, wow, yeah, God Smacks pissed and
Speaker 1: Sick of My Life is a great song, by the way,
Speaker 1: it really really is.
Speaker 3: I wish I could play it for you, but I'm
Speaker 3: sick of im sick.
Speaker 2: I heard that.
Speaker 1: You know, bands get older and they start softening up
Speaker 1: and they start getting lame, and you're like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I loved you guys when you rock, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: We're starting like cats and dogs now.
Speaker 1: I think when you when you name your band god Smack,
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna stay pretty violent most of your.
Speaker 3: Runs, talking your godsmack to him, right, Yes, that's what
Speaker 3: he's sick of.
Speaker 1: Stay away, Oh yes, keep away, go away, stay away.
Speaker 2: Same thing I am.
Speaker 3: And living hell makes me wonder if I'm alive that's
Speaker 3: the first line to one of his songs.
Speaker 2: Why are they so angry?
Speaker 3: Well, because have you seen him?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Are they ugly? No?
Speaker 3: Well you mean why they're so angry? Why you so happy? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Cry like a bitch.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm happy. Papa's coming in today to promote Yeah,
Speaker 7: is that right? Yeah, he's bringing us coffee?
Speaker 3: Is that right? I like coffee? Thank you.
Speaker 1: The guys in Gods Mac aren't ugly. Let's just say though,
Speaker 1: it looks like they got elbowed by Wemby about fifteen times. Well,
Speaker 1: if this computer worked, i'd look them up.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you right now, they wouldn't take it.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't just stand there and let Wenby do that.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't take the people's elbow.
Speaker 3: That's right. I read Sully's book. It's really good, and
Speaker 3: Sully like.
Speaker 2: I wrote a book. Why can't you write a book?
Speaker 3: Well, but like, are you over there crying like a bitch?
Speaker 2: No, but.
Speaker 3: Don't you hate it?
Speaker 2: Like a yeah? But like keep away the show and
Speaker 2: you're over there, you know it's so disappointed.
Speaker 3: We need a gutter helmet for all your tears because
Speaker 3: you're crying like a bitch.
Speaker 2: But there's only one thing. You're crying like.
Speaker 3: It's like I can think of a female dog with teas.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask the question you're getting sa you are?
Speaker 1: How many can you name six people that want to
Speaker 1: read a Godsmack book?
Speaker 3: I can name me six times.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Maybe Zach so Well he just said he wrote one the.
Speaker 2: Bi money can write a book. It's much harder to
Speaker 2: sell a book.
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble isn't putting Sully of Godsmack's book on
Speaker 1: like featured all.
Speaker 3: Do you think his name is?
Speaker 2: It's like a van situation, Sully Godsmack. Yeah, maybe god Smick.
Speaker 3: It has to be bad, Oh God, I wish the
Speaker 3: book the pitch trying, we just stop.
Speaker 1: The book has to be terrible. No, I know why
Speaker 1: he's so mad. He must have done radio with you
Speaker 1: for two decades.
Speaker 3: He couldn't take this two decades.
Speaker 2: No, it takes a rare breed to do this for
Speaker 2: two decades. But he'd be doing voodoo on you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that one of their songs? So sure it's so bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says zero, But man.
Speaker 3: I'm not the one who is so far.
Speaker 5: Really, I'll tell you the sneak bite and my bain
Speaker 5: never did I want to be here again?
Speaker 3: You don't quite like a bitch what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You sing like.
Speaker 1: That's exactly how the song goes. I thought the track
Speaker 1: was playing. You thought I was gonna find ground man?
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, that song is terrible.
Speaker 3: I like it a lot.
Speaker 2: I don't just like man.
Speaker 1: A handful of days ago, it looked like both of
Speaker 1: our teams were just freaking out, and the Wild played like
Speaker 1: gang busters on Saturday.
Speaker 2: The Wolves got back in it last night. We're alive.
Speaker 2: We're alive again.
Speaker 1: We're guaranteed at least a game six in the second
Speaker 1: round of the NBA postseason. Yeah, the Wild played. That
Speaker 1: wasn't fluky. They were just better on Saturday. That was awesome.
Speaker 2: You were there. It was outstanding.
Speaker 3: That was Pa crying like a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it must be nice. Thanks for the invite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was I Why was I sitting at home
Speaker 3: on the couch?
Speaker 2: Oh? Why was I sitting there at Low's?
Speaker 3: The story? Oh no, its nine o'clock at night on
Speaker 3: a Saturday, partying at Low's.
Speaker 2: Something happened. Had to buy a plunger.
Speaker 1: You would not You wouldn't go, Corey, Why I love
Speaker 1: the Wild and I was there.
Speaker 2: With hot Ass. I saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pa, so you call him though?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was. It was fun to watch a sporting
Speaker 7: event with Pa. He gets really into it.
Speaker 3: I watched a lot of them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I watch Yeah, I've watched almost every
Speaker 7: Viking game with him, but like to sit down and
Speaker 7: watch it with him.
Speaker 2: It was fun. I wonder if he feels the same way.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe it was fun. It was great.
Speaker 2: Hot Ass Randy and I went. It was sweet.
Speaker 3: Was there any voodoo involved?
Speaker 2: How that on going again.
Speaker 3: Is really in a bearded badly name. I'd like to
Speaker 3: see you play a concert. I make it sound worse
Speaker 3: than it is. Probably loves God smack everybody who's cool.
Speaker 3: Probably probably like the Hell's Angels and and and boss men.
Speaker 2: The wrestler, the big boss man.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna throw the people's elbow on you God,
Speaker 3: but you would cry so hard like a big It
Speaker 3: was crazy.
Speaker 1: How like nineties WWF was just the village people. You
Speaker 1: just picked a profession and said, hey, all right, you're
Speaker 1: a police officer, go wrestle.
Speaker 2: Well what am I? You work at the junk yard?
Speaker 2: Get down there?
Speaker 3: Well it's some of the most serge in the army.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It is some of the most creative writing, though. I mean,
Speaker 3: who would have thought that you would. Okay, here's what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw this elbow
Speaker 3: at that guy. Oh we'll call that the people's elbow.
Speaker 2: Not a great name.
Speaker 3: Well what works?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, why don't you bring something down to the ring
Speaker 1: and that'll be your bit?
Speaker 2: How about a snake? Sure? What about a large piece
Speaker 2: of lumber? What about a bag of money man slit
Speaker 2: into three different wrestlers. Wasn't that the million dollar man's bit?
Speaker 1: Where after you throw money out of money into your face? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a flex. You got so much money you beat
Speaker 1: a guy up and then shove one hundred dollars bills
Speaker 1: in his mouth.
Speaker 3: Well, you got to pay for their expenses because they're crying.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, they're crying like bitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah. God, my neighbor the other day sauce, like two
Speaker 1: days ago. Yeah, this was Saturday, the day before Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember that day.
Speaker 1: I take the dogs out and my my neighbor is
Speaker 1: climbing a ladder and then he's up on his roof
Speaker 1: or like I'm you know this whatever, and he is
Speaker 1: digging leaves out of his gutter. That dude was crying
Speaker 1: like a bitch.
Speaker 7: Hey, you should get gut her helmet from GUTTERHELMETEMN dot com,
Speaker 7: like Lawyer Lambert has. Laura Lambert's not getting up on
Speaker 7: a ladder. Well, there's one reason he's getting up on
Speaker 7: a ladder. But I need to clean out his gutter. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: gutterhelmet MN dot com. Don't waste a weekend cleaning your
Speaker 7: gutters out.
Speaker 3: Amen.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Ault's going to be close to the most number of
Speaker 1: times we've said the word bitch in one segment. Be
Speaker 1: the guy that like kept the bitch count on Twitter? Yeah, vaguely? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how many times you would say it? Hm hmm, Well
Speaker 1: then he would know if that's the record. That's the
Speaker 1: most in a long time though, yeah, most in a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 3: Also the most Godsmack we've talked about way too much.
Speaker 2: God's I love that band.
Speaker 3: It's okay, though, I think I like that band more
Speaker 3: than they do. Probably, Yes, I'm serious. Probably, I'm not
Speaker 3: kidding you. I think I do. I love that band.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's a song from them. I don't love.
Speaker 1: It's It is a little bit like when we had
Speaker 1: Henry Phillips in there and we.
Speaker 2: Were like, we love that bit, helped me make it
Speaker 2: through the night.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you guys know that bit. We're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: He's like, still would anybody like that? Because it's awesome.
Speaker 3: That's you with gott Smack for companies like man huge
Speaker 3: Minnesota is a huge market for you guys, really because
Speaker 3: we go there, we really sell one ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the year when Spotify Rapped
Speaker 1: comes out, Chris Scott Smack's number one fan, not top
Speaker 1: one percent. It just says your number one, number one,
Speaker 1: Sully's number two. And he hates the band. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: hates it. He hates everything. He hates his own life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does more the Power Trip Morning Show and you're
Speaker 1: Godsmack leader on the Fan because you're roofing and Sonny
Speaker 1: looking tired and worn out.
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Speaker 3: I think I I I think I just did it.
Speaker 3: Zach you did you see what happened?
Speaker 2: Just now?
Speaker 3: I know you're doing stuff. Did you see on camera
Speaker 3: the visible transformation of meets us from non Godsmack fan
Speaker 3: to Godsmack fan.
Speaker 2: He entered that room a boy, and he left that
Speaker 2: room man. He did.
Speaker 3: He was crying a good bit.
Speaker 2: I hit. I did have my head down.
Speaker 1: But my prediction is is that when you were playing
Speaker 1: Godsmack for him, he played an imaginary ten foot base.
Speaker 3: No oh no, he he no, he respects him too much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he couldn't keep up.
Speaker 1: The music's fine, like the music of it, and like
Speaker 1: the lead up, and then when that starts singing, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: How dare you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hawks really into it. He thinks they stole that
Speaker 2: song from him.
Speaker 3: I think the room my diary.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I want to be in a Godsmack tribute band.
Speaker 2: That's not going to sell well. That show is going
Speaker 2: to have blue dot fever.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, why not before anybody else does? Like Blue Oyster.
Speaker 3: Cult, great band. Don't fear the Reaper, baby, what.
Speaker 2: Does that mean the blue?
Speaker 1: Is there a Blue Oyster cult? I don't know reference that.
Speaker 1: I have never understood, because I've never bothered to look
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: From and Juliet are together in eternity.
Speaker 11: Their manager and producer, coined it in the late sixties,
Speaker 11: originating originating from his own poetry regarding a secret group
Speaker 11: of aliens guiding Earth's history.
Speaker 2: Jeez, a lot of drugs, so a lot of coke.
Speaker 1: So aliens that look like blue oysters? Or we're where
Speaker 1: are blue? That where the blue oysters?
Speaker 3: Hey man? Two thousand men and women every day redefine happiness,
Speaker 3: which ones forty thousand men and women.
Speaker 2: I can't count that high.
Speaker 3: Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity. Forty thousand men
Speaker 3: and women every day.
Speaker 2: Another forty thousand men coming every day.
Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, take my hand, we'll be able to fly.
Speaker 3: I'm your man.
Speaker 2: Is that godsmack? No, it was Marshall apple White.
Speaker 3: Oh love of two is one here? But now they're gone.
Speaker 2: They all castrated themselves.
Speaker 3: Came the last night of sadness, and it was clear
Speaker 3: that she couldn't go on. The door was open, and
Speaker 3: the wind appeared, and the candles blew and then disappeared,
Speaker 3: and the curtains flew, and then he appeared, saying come on, baby,
Speaker 3: don't fear the reaper. He was dead, you know he
Speaker 3: was Romeo, but he wasn't really dead, but then he was.
Speaker 3: Oh tragedy.
Speaker 2: Wait, is that what that song's about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man, I didn't know that it's about. H Yeah, Llullian
Speaker 1: listened for the cow bell.
Speaker 3: Well that tells you how you're about as.
Speaker 1: Deep as a puddle sauce, Yes, sir, in Romeo and Juliet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who dies first? Juliet cause no Romeo because he uh.
Speaker 7: He doesn't get on the sinking board. No, it's it's Juliet.
Speaker 7: She dies first. Wait, no, Romeo dies first. She kind
Speaker 7: of comes back to life and then has to do
Speaker 7: it again. Final answer, better lead it.
Speaker 2: You have a fifty to fifty shot. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think Romeo dies first. One. Did you see the
Speaker 2: movie I saw the Claire Danes Leo one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see the one in school where they
Speaker 1: showed nudity.
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean I'm sure, but man, me paying attention
Speaker 7: is probably soon.
Speaker 2: There was nudity.
Speaker 1: Everybody knew there was going to be nudity and we
Speaker 1: couldn't believe they were going to show it in school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mister Bricker hit the pause button for us.
Speaker 2: That's my grandpa. Then he was mister bricked up.
Speaker 3: He was cheeked up, he was double he was double
Speaker 3: cheeked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah was it mister your shop teacher?
Speaker 3: That's right, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's warned up.
Speaker 1: He ain't got time for, you know, teaching a frames
Speaker 1: and coping saws.
Speaker 3: He didn't care, you knew.
Speaker 1: He woke up one day and he goes, what what
Speaker 1: can I show that.
Speaker 2: Has nudity in school? That won't get me fired?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm not going to train this guy for radio.
Speaker 2: Romeo and Juliet and then he would smoke cigarettes. The
Speaker 2: Minnesota Wild dies first.
Speaker 3: Juliet died die. Second, she pretends. Then Romeo thinks she's
Speaker 3: really dead, and then and then he takes himself out
Speaker 3: and he dies by suicide, and then she does yeah,
Speaker 3: so it goes in that direction. She's pretending he's not
Speaker 3: and then she's not.
Speaker 2: He panicked and then curtains.
Speaker 3: Flew and then he appeared, Come on, baby, and she
Speaker 3: had no fear and she ran to him, and then
Speaker 3: they started to fly. They look backwards and sego bye,
Speaker 3: and she had become like they are. She'd taken his hand,
Speaker 3: she'd become like they're don't fear the Reaper.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that song was about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, he actually says Romeo and Juliet, Wow, I
Speaker 3: thought you were either together an eternity and every.
Speaker 1: Day game fours and I a wild in Saint Paul
Speaker 1: seven o'clock after a big five to one win over
Speaker 1: the Aves on Saturday.
Speaker 2: That was sweet. That was sweet.
Speaker 1: Career was unbelievable. Hughes was unbelievable. Walstead back in that
Speaker 1: as we are predicted earlier in the week, and that
Speaker 1: not that it was hard to predict. That is it
Speaker 1: just over for Gus? Everybody, everybody keeps saying that that
Speaker 1: he's not necessarily super thrilled with the last tenful of
Speaker 1: weeks of his career, and now it's it's so obvious
Speaker 1: that Valsa is just the future. Gus's just going to
Speaker 1: be like, can you buy me a bus ticket out
Speaker 1: of here and truly be the Gus buss.
Speaker 11: He just signed a new his new contract hasn't even
Speaker 11: gone into effect yet. We got to trade it like, no,
Speaker 11: he's none, he's an NTA.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got an ant You don't think he'll wave that.
Speaker 2: And start somewhere else.
Speaker 11: I don't know, man, I mean, it depends on what
Speaker 11: he can can get, I guess for an offer somewhere
Speaker 11: else in terms of playing time, I don't know. It's
Speaker 11: I don't think it's over for him. I think he
Speaker 11: definitely was thrown into a really bad situation. Like I
Speaker 11: said last week, like the way he played in the
Speaker 11: third period was vintage Gus.
Speaker 2: He just was thrown into a bad situation.
Speaker 11: Had he had time even in get you know, with
Speaker 11: the three days off there and then started Game three,
Speaker 11: I think he would have been in a better spot.
Speaker 11: But obviously Valstad played very, very well, and I'm sure
Speaker 11: Gus isn't too happy about the fact that he's gonna
Speaker 11: gain be probably right in the bench again. But uh,
Speaker 11: he's got he's got a long future here, I think
Speaker 11: with Minnesota, and I think I think he'll come around
Speaker 11: to it and we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get the other side.
Speaker 11: But again, he just signed a new contract, multi year extension,
Speaker 11: and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: We'll see. But the Gus is on the bus too
Speaker 2: close to a zacho.
Speaker 3: You can't see it. You're too close to it.
Speaker 2: And I understand you can't see the bus for the trees.
Speaker 3: You don't see me coming back saying they need to
Speaker 3: fire Koc after I get off the plane. I get it.
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be great, not if they fired him, just
Speaker 1: if you went that nuclear and just was like, let's
Speaker 1: blow this thing up.
Speaker 2: But the hockey.
Speaker 3: I don't care farm all ooh sick malile.
Speaker 2: You need help. Hey you're not writing Godsmack songs about
Speaker 2: the Viking. Then you get up now?
Speaker 3: No, no, not yet.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you went.
Speaker 1: Let's say the fifty three man roster was finalized today
Speaker 1: and Chris went up to all fifty three Vikings members
Speaker 1: current members and just said, do you know who god
Speaker 1: Smack is?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1: How many of the fifty three would say sure? Zero
Speaker 1: zero one can't be zero? No people rock one. It's
Speaker 1: single digits for sure. I mean any because anybody even
Speaker 1: remotely and they're early twenties.
Speaker 2: I mean, har is that locker today? It's a low amount.
Speaker 3: Today's national Eat anything you want today.
Speaker 7: That's every day for me. I could say it before
Speaker 7: you guys do. Yeah, you can have anything right now.
Speaker 7: No food.
Speaker 2: Food.
Speaker 3: It's gonna say, I need to get permission food. I
Speaker 3: saw an onion headline yesterday that made me piss myself.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got you a b.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, I gotta see if I can
Speaker 3: find it to send it to you. Guys.
Speaker 2: The onion is brilliant.
Speaker 3: It's just the headlines the best. Let's see if I
Speaker 3: can find it's about mom, breakfast in bed, stuff makes
Speaker 3: me laugh in my pain?
Speaker 2: You need help? Why what's your answer? Two?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: I didn't. Oh, you know what the question is.
Speaker 1: That was just the first number that popped in your head.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send this to the probably half a French
Speaker 3: soak pie.
Speaker 2: Half, I mean a lot full of French soak pie?
Speaker 5: Is a lot?
Speaker 3: Do you already have one or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm sending this to you guys so
Speaker 3: you can see the onion headlight. Look at her face
Speaker 3: as favorite.
Speaker 2: That's so true. That's so true.
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 2: Boy, that's so true.
Speaker 3: Put that up on paid sack zach post that.
Speaker 2: That's so true. Look at her face?
Speaker 3: That was perfect?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, kids, Yeah, thanks?
Speaker 2: Where'd your dad go?
Speaker 3: You said to the cover's hiding.
Speaker 2: Brilliance. That's so good.
Speaker 3: Anyway, there you go.
Speaker 2: Hey, do you want anything from Starbucks? Hawk?
Speaker 3: Sure, man, I'll take a why chuckle, mocha.
Speaker 8: Okayan core No thanks so it's from me. Popau in there,
Speaker 8: Papa extra shot, Papa relax.
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Speaker 1: The Timberwolves one one fourteen one oh nine over the Spurs.
Speaker 1: That series is now tied at two. Victor wembin Yama
Speaker 1: ejected in the second quarter for throwing an elbow at Nazri.
Speaker 1: That is the first ejection of Wemby's career. Was it
Speaker 1: really yep?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 1: So they review it. It's upgraded to a flagrant too,
Speaker 1: and it's just classic. When they zoom in on Wemby
Speaker 1: sitting on the bench, he just goes to Harrison Barnes,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? And Barn's like, you're out of here.
Speaker 1: You can see like I'm ejected. Oh okay, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't know, wasn't used to that, and got the old boot.
Speaker 1: With eight thirty nine left in the second the Wolves
Speaker 1: built a lead. I don't remember the exact number, it
Speaker 1: was in that seven.
Speaker 2: Eight nine range. Yeah, they were up by one hundred
Speaker 2: down and.
Speaker 1: Then over the next like quarter and a half, the
Speaker 1: Spurs not only take the lead back, but they extend
Speaker 1: to a same kind of seven eight nine range, and like,
Speaker 1: we just blew a chance with two and a half
Speaker 1: quarters of without Wemby, and we're gonna lose this game.
Speaker 2: But honestly, it was vintage.
Speaker 1: And in the fourth quarter, despite what deer and Fox
Speaker 1: was doing and just honestly putting on an absolute clinic
Speaker 1: couldn't miss, but A put up thirty six points, sixteen
Speaker 1: of those in the fourth quarter. He was thirteen of
Speaker 1: twenty two from the floor, three of five from three,
Speaker 1: and luckily the Spurs couldn't hit from three either. For
Speaker 1: the entire game, they were six of twenty sixez just
Speaker 1: twenty three percent. Game five tomorrow in San Antonio on DraftKings,
Speaker 1: the Spurs nine and a half point favorites.
Speaker 3: May ask a question, M why was it so hard
Speaker 3: for us to endbound the ball at the end?
Speaker 2: I don't know, no idea.
Speaker 1: And then obviously once we got it inbounds, Io got
Speaker 1: cornered about three times. Finch was gun shy on calling
Speaker 1: the time out until that last one where we almost
Speaker 1: we were about a second away from just having a
Speaker 1: backcourt violation that was really dicey.
Speaker 3: And then dude, like you had to hackey second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because we only had about a second to
Speaker 1: get it over mid court, so you had to throw
Speaker 1: it all the way into the court, like, sorry, the
Speaker 1: front court, not the back court. So they go for
Speaker 1: the home run ball and Io kind of half catches it,
Speaker 1: but it would have gone out of bounds, but he
Speaker 1: somehow luckily kicks it and then it stays and bounds.
Speaker 3: That was man, the people's elbow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the people's leg too.
Speaker 3: The ankle bone.
Speaker 2: It's connected to the people's elbows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that was I don't know, I understand, Like,
Speaker 3: how are we ever going to end bound the ball?
Speaker 3: Didn't It looked like there had to be fouls or
Speaker 3: something going on. Right, Are you allowed to just mug
Speaker 3: a dude?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got pretty aggressive, but as was it Jamal
Speaker 7: Crawford that kept saying the worst place to eat get
Speaker 7: the inbound is in the corner, and that's what they
Speaker 7: kept doing it, and then they would just trap him
Speaker 7: in the corner and they had to use that final timeout.
Speaker 7: But yeah, they got lucky because if that pass gets
Speaker 7: deflected or he doesn't hacky sacket and it goes out
Speaker 7: of bounds, it's a whole different story.
Speaker 2: They kicked that game away. Man.
Speaker 1: Hacky sacking was huge in the nineteen nineties. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: about ten minutes longer, it was longer than that.
Speaker 3: People, they loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't do it because my testicles are too big.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: Really, it's a constant problem in Indiana.
Speaker 7: So in Indiana, when your buddies are like, hey somebody, uh, hey,
Speaker 7: I got a hacky sack for my birthday.
Speaker 2: Hey we should play it? You go can't? Well why not?
Speaker 2: I have too big a balls?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Anybody I played football with and knew that about me.
Speaker 3: I mean, ain't much going on in the tree limb department,
Speaker 3: but you know when it comes to testicals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bad trade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am as god.
Speaker 2: Large mantle, small trophy.
Speaker 3: But those are big words.
Speaker 2: Do you look up like dictionary dot COM's ward of
Speaker 2: the day, was it mantle? No scene?
Speaker 1: Bear when describing genitalia always says a small trophy or
Speaker 1: small mantle, big trophy.
Speaker 3: You and your friends discuss male genitalia a lot.
Speaker 7: Well, that's what I do for a living. We discuss
Speaker 7: a lot of that on this show. It is true.
Speaker 7: We talk a lot of penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why Noon to three doesn't think we're good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't like us. Did they keep asking me
Speaker 3: to play their game?
Speaker 2: You said, no, right, it did, I couldn't. Did you
Speaker 2: hear his rule of three?
Speaker 7: He asks you three times and after the third time,
Speaker 7: you don't, It's like Will Ferrell in Austin powers damn
Speaker 7: three times and then it's like, ye'ar out.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're out. Who's your teammate? Your teamed with Creso.
Speaker 1: For the program Password Invitational?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: When do you have the twenty eighth? Oh man for
Speaker 1: a while? When do you what's all Chris Daddy's schedule?
Speaker 1: I play this Friday with the common Man, Dan, can
Speaker 1: you play?
Speaker 2: Don't remember? Is it Max and Parker? Don't you play
Speaker 2: Kevin gorg and Andre Martin? Oh god, that'll be tough.
Speaker 7: Just have you in Common and Barb and Marnie play
Speaker 7: one game and we can end.
Speaker 2: We could lose in round two. Who do you play?
Speaker 2: I think and Gersey would be in round two. Here's
Speaker 2: the only reasons bite me.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's the only reason you lose go on is
Speaker 1: if Common Meat sauces it and gets down by like
Speaker 1: twenty and stops paying attentions.
Speaker 2: The only way you lose. I'll put my money on
Speaker 2: your team.
Speaker 1: Brandon on Friday said that Common and I are five
Speaker 1: and one together. Yes, we do play pretty well. They
Speaker 1: get two all star teams and then the rest.
Speaker 3: Of us plays that many times.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've played like, oh yeah, close to thirty
Speaker 1: probably too, probably coere in that range.
Speaker 2: I love that game, fund it for a long time.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 3: Sure, isn't that long?
Speaker 11: Sure is our fifth tournament that's invitationally.
Speaker 3: Do it once a year?
Speaker 2: Yep, the tournament. Yeah, once a year.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 11: Who's your partner, Zacchis Kevin Faalness. Oh yeah, we have
Speaker 11: Guardsy and Nordo a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good luck to you. Joe is really good, really.
Speaker 11: Good, is actually really good at that game.
Speaker 3: You're not available hawk, No, No, I mean Fridays are
Speaker 3: tough days for me. You know, casino Well, I actually
Speaker 3: also have like jobs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I wish you'd play. You're good at it.
Speaker 7: Can you win with Barb?
Speaker 3: Probably once or twice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. You don't think you can win? I mean,
Speaker 2: John's really good.
Speaker 7: I play my worst when I play with John, and
Speaker 7: I don't know why, because I never want to let
Speaker 7: him down.
Speaker 1: You've let a lot of people down this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's only six seventeen on Monday morning. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we can we Yeah, we can win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, m I don't know. I believe when I said, I.
Speaker 7: Mean, you got it's gonna be you and Barb in
Speaker 7: common and it'll be just have you four playing. We
Speaker 7: can just not We don't have to waste any more.
Speaker 7: We we got to kill some segments though.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota twins one five to four over the Guardians.
Speaker 1: They had thirteen hits, three of them by Cody Clemens.
Speaker 1: He scored a couple of runs as well. They finally
Speaker 1: won a series after like six series without a series,
Speaker 1: win two to one over Cleveland, two out of three,
Speaker 1: I should say, now a nine game homestand Miami the
Speaker 1: drunken Scanie's in Houston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Drunken Scott Scanie's just swept the Yankees. So
Speaker 2: that's a good team.
Speaker 1: Miami's terrible, but yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. Thursday is the day the NFL is releasing the
Speaker 1: full regular season schedule.
Speaker 2: This Thursday.
Speaker 1: We know Niners Rams in Australia week one, Ravens Cowboys
Speaker 1: in Rio week three. The other seven international matchups will
Speaker 1: be announced Wednesday morning at eight am on Good Morning
Speaker 1: Football in the NFL network. And unless I'm wrong something,
Speaker 1: unless I miss something, the only one we have a
Speaker 1: chance at is the French game with the Saints.
Speaker 2: Correct. Correct, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: The only one that's even possible with our schedule.
Speaker 2: I think you are correct, sir.
Speaker 1: So that would be kind of cool. Well, we'll see, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be sweet. And for the people that are going, well,
Speaker 1: we went to two countries last year. Again, every team
Speaker 1: very very very soon is going to have one international
Speaker 1: game every year. Yeah, so I don't think we can
Speaker 1: use that anymore and just say, well, the Vikes had
Speaker 1: a couple of international games last year, so they wouldn't
Speaker 1: send them again this year. I would argu the Vikings
Speaker 1: are so good at doing it now that the NFL
Speaker 1: would say that team knows what they're doing. They're extremely
Speaker 1: set up to travel well internationally.
Speaker 2: And every game every Sunday. Yes, let's wrap up.
Speaker 1: The NFL day by eleven am, and then we can,
Speaker 1: you know, go play some cards and call it a day.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, then you got football the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: God, I don't want it the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: I just want to watch the Vikings game all day.
Speaker 1: Football is elite. You're just gonna eat anything you want today.
Speaker 2: I mean I do every day you do.
Speaker 1: That was really weird how you specifically said a half
Speaker 1: of a French soak pie. Not a quarter, not a lot,
Speaker 1: well half of one is a lot. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think if it was eat anything you wanted to day
Speaker 1: the why not just have the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Can eat anything you want? Yeah, six of them. I
Speaker 2: don't think I could eat a full French silk. We
Speaker 2: all believe that you can. We all think you could
Speaker 2: do it. No, I don't think I could. We believe
Speaker 2: it's too rich joke. No, you could do it. I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 1: What really matters when we come back, Ben leave it
Speaker 1: right after this as well.
Speaker 2: This is the Power Trip Morning show on the fan.
Speaker 3: Staying in Saint Paul.
Speaker 2: It's game four, Wait.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Ben leebershould be here soon. And here we are on
Speaker 3: a lovely Monday morning. It's gonna be a great week
Speaker 3: weather wise, can be really cool.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was beautiful. Yeah, good good weather for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: And Minnesota yesterday. Certain that was ideal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, certainly was you know, you know what the weather's
Speaker 3: perfect for right now.
Speaker 2: For what really matters. It really matters.
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Speaker 1: State Warriors won the NBA Draft Lottery.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't. I said they would, but they didn't.
Speaker 1: On Twitter, Saw said the Warriors will win the first
Speaker 1: pick in the NBA Draft Lottery, and then I watched
Speaker 1: it and the Wizards won it. Yeah, the Wizards won it.
Speaker 1: They had a fourteen percent chance, which is the maximum
Speaker 1: amount you can have.
Speaker 2: Because he's you're terrible.
Speaker 1: In fact, the Wizards were the worst team in the
Speaker 1: NBA seventeen and sixty five.
Speaker 2: They win the NBA Draft Lottery.
Speaker 1: Utah goes second, Memphis third, Chicago fourth, and the Clippers
Speaker 1: fifth because the Pacers had a top four protected pick,
Speaker 1: so the Pacers pick pick five goes to Los Angeles.
Speaker 7: The look on the uh possible number one overall picks
Speaker 7: face when he saw that Washington won it was priceless.
Speaker 7: He's like come on, Washington, that's maybe the worst sports
Speaker 7: franchise in America.
Speaker 2: They're so bad. He looked very disappointed.
Speaker 1: They went from having no one though, to potentially Anthony Davis,
Speaker 1: Trey Young, and aj Debonson a matter of months. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: if all three of them are healthy, you got something something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, historically they have definitely taken the mantle of
Speaker 1: just worthless pro sports franchise in the last couple of decades.
Speaker 1: He had nothing hideous. So they will be drafting first
Speaker 1: overall for the first time since taking John Wall.
Speaker 2: Is that accurate? I think that was correct.
Speaker 1: Ten or eleven or twelve, somewhere in that range. It's
Speaker 1: been a while.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this the Wizards. Jeez, the Wizards.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: This is bothersome. Her name was Maria Antonia of Austria.
Speaker 3: She was the eldest daughter and only surviving child of
Speaker 3: Holy Roman Emperor Leopold and his first wife, as you
Speaker 3: guys will know, Margaret Teresa Spain. She lived did Maria
Speaker 3: anton of Austria from sixteen sixty nine to sixteen ninety two.
Speaker 3: Not a super long wife, not a very long life.
Speaker 3: All of her children died very early. She died at
Speaker 3: the age of twenty three. Here's why Marie Antonia had
Speaker 3: the highest coefficient of inbreeding in the entire house of Habsburg.
Speaker 3: Her father was her mother's maternal uncle and paternal first
Speaker 3: cousin once removed, and her maternal grandparents were uncle and niece.
Speaker 1: I've followed nothing you just said because it's hot. No,
Speaker 1: that's also episode one Game of Throne season one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also a lot of people hawk went to high school. Okay.
Speaker 3: Her father was her mother's maternal uncle father father, Okay,
Speaker 3: her was her mom's her mother's uncle, yeah, her great uncle, right,
Speaker 3: bad start. Yeah, and her paternal first cousin No, no, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Her father was her mother's maternal uncle and
Speaker 3: her paternal first cousin wants removed. Gee, And her maternal
Speaker 3: grandparents but my mama, we're uncle and niece.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 3: So she only lived a twenty three and none of
Speaker 3: her kids lived for a reason.
Speaker 2: Again, don't dip the pen in the company.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, you know, Yeah, Hi, Ben, good morning, Dick, Hi, good.
Speaker 12: Morning reading your thoughts. Well, it's not great. I don't
Speaker 12: suggest doing it.
Speaker 1: Clip and Zach Ben Leeber said inbrating. It's not great
Speaker 1: where to go post that on social.
Speaker 11: Are you worried about the blowback you might get for
Speaker 11: that hot take a little?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How long has you been anti inbrading?
Speaker 12: You know it's been it's been a few months now,
Speaker 12: it's been a while. Yeah, I'm recently converted over.
Speaker 1: I love how you just don't care about getting canceled.
Speaker 1: You're just going to say what you think.
Speaker 2: I know. Good for you to speak my truth.
Speaker 1: I love that, man. I respect that. I don't have
Speaker 1: the balls to do that. I'm gonna stay silent. I'm
Speaker 1: in breeding, but say what you want.
Speaker 12: What the hell happened by the time I parked my
Speaker 12: car and walked up.
Speaker 2: We're doing what really matters.
Speaker 1: A Gallon from the sixteen hundreds died at the age
Speaker 1: of twenty three, and basically because she was riddled within breeding.
Speaker 3: Researchers have described her family tree as quote looking less
Speaker 3: like a tree and more like a circle.
Speaker 1: It was whoever they could find, whoever was close enough
Speaker 1: to grab the circle of life.
Speaker 3: Man, most people have thirty two great great grandparents. Most
Speaker 3: of us do. She had ten. WHOA Seriously, that is
Speaker 3: a true statement.
Speaker 2: Hey, well it takes a village, yeah, family members or
Speaker 2: a one bedroom condo.
Speaker 12: Yeah, done back in the day, though it happened a lot,
Speaker 12: for sure.
Speaker 3: They wanted to keep it in the family.
Speaker 1: It was and it was proximity, right, it was just
Speaker 1: whatever was uh, you know, within walking distance.
Speaker 3: You know what your options? I called it a game
Speaker 3: of thrones.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, they were so lazy. Yeah, just so.
Speaker 3: Horn, he's basically Willie Wonka's grandparents.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna roll over there and get her. You roll
Speaker 3: over and get him.
Speaker 2: You're in for that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What did they do with her?
Speaker 2: And here?
Speaker 1: With his take on in breeding is the fans Paul Lambert,
Speaker 1: I'm not for it.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you for being son's side.
Speaker 1: Okay, so, just in case somebody is listening, is the
Speaker 1: product of inbreeding?
Speaker 2: You're against them? Yeah? Wow. It wasn't their choice. No,
Speaker 2: but I'm on Ben's side. Thank you. It feels good
Speaker 2: to be over here not alone. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well mostly I got your uncles and your nieces.
Speaker 1: The faster in Montreal. Tonight series is.
Speaker 2: Tied at too.
Speaker 1: Tonight is the game five winner take all, so we're
Speaker 1: down to make or break.
Speaker 2: I think it's sixth Central. I think it's six bally
Speaker 2: Uh well, Ballely doesn't exist anymore. Fox Sport, Fox Sports
Speaker 2: Store doesn't exist, doesn't exist, mESC doesn't exist. All right.
Speaker 11: P YouTube is probably your best bet, but Fox nine
Speaker 11: plus as well, wake up with.
Speaker 2: I don't care. So wait, that's that's the championship game.
Speaker 2: This is the Sumi smise. Okay, okay, yep?
Speaker 1: This will you advance to the old walter Cup Final
Speaker 1: only I think only four teams make the playoffs, is
Speaker 1: that right?
Speaker 2: Yep? And Montreal was the top seed and they picked
Speaker 2: the frost. But again, it's.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, five hundred years ago, picking your sister.
Speaker 1: You just you pick whoever's closest, you know, wake up
Speaker 1: with or in the seventies in Indiana.
Speaker 12: Yeah, or currently in West Virginia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Mountain Mama Hawks.
Speaker 2: You like mountain mamas, mamas with mountains.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this happy's day.
Speaker 2: The whole town.
Speaker 3: Knows you sent me up. Christian late Ner Nope a
Speaker 3: British former professional boxer competed from two thousand and three
Speaker 3: to twenty eighteen, and his record was twelve wins two
Speaker 3: hundred and seventy nine losses gee, wow.
Speaker 1: How'd you like to be one of those twelve guys
Speaker 1: lost to this guy that's a rock box got me?
Speaker 2: Did they words fight him too? Yeah? Did he just
Speaker 2: fight celebrities?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeahs in the boxing ring? No, yeah, not in the
Speaker 2: bathroom twelve? And what say the number two hundred and something.
Speaker 3: Twelve wins two hundred seventy nine losses to seventy nine. Geez.
Speaker 3: He is known as the most losses in boxing history.
Speaker 12: The most defeated boxer in history.
Speaker 1: He is the glass Joe of Mike Tyson's Punch out Right.
Speaker 2: He's the first one that everybody just beats up on.
Speaker 2: Who the hell did he beat? That's what knows.
Speaker 1: The guys that immediately went into retirement career, it's like
Speaker 1: it's over for me.
Speaker 2: I lost a glass Joe.
Speaker 3: First fight was I guess a guy named Stephen Hawking.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think that's a fair fight.
Speaker 2: He was, That's what he did different. Oh God, look
Speaker 2: at the shape he.
Speaker 11: Was in after the fight, and he was like, you
Speaker 11: should have seen the other guy.
Speaker 2: You're all getting emails me. Hey, I'm not the one.
Speaker 2: You're the one who said it.
Speaker 3: That was a different Stephen Hawking.
Speaker 2: All right, who's the second guy? Charles oh Man, not
Speaker 2: that one. He was like, I couldn't see the other guy. Yeah, Jujia.
Speaker 1: Wasn't hockey on Epstein's island. We don't need to defend
Speaker 1: that guy. Stephen Hackey another a different one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was. Yeah, and he's dead too, whatever,
Speaker 2: who cares?
Speaker 1: I guess we're going to see your emails mine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine will be bad either way. I get ripped either way.
Speaker 1: I get some pretty mean emails.
Speaker 2: That's my new favorite thing is just reading the Twitter.
Speaker 2: We should see the emails I get. Oh, yeah, they
Speaker 2: have your email. Yeah, it's my first and last name.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how many of the other Paul Lambert gets.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that other guy. We email every once
Speaker 2: in a while and go, man, this guy hates you.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's Corey. I have a lot of burner accounts.
Speaker 1: You probably do, do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you so you last night? Everyone but An should
Speaker 1: be off the team next season.
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did. And this guy said.
Speaker 1: This guy says, dude, stop watching the game. No one
Speaker 1: bleeping cares.
Speaker 2: W t F.
Speaker 1: You think you know nothing about basketball and couldn't dribble
Speaker 1: down the court two times?
Speaker 2: Without essing your pants.
Speaker 3: He's got a point there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. He's wrong.
Speaker 1: No, this guy says you shouldn't be on KFN.
Speaker 3: Well we agree on that.
Speaker 12: Chap that I love the classic response of you couldn't
Speaker 12: do it, so therefore you can't critique or criticize anybody else, right, correct, Okay,
Speaker 12: I can't make a movie.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of movies that suck. Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 12: Sure the guy, I'm sure the guy that that tweeted
Speaker 12: back at you and clapped backed. I'm sure he's a
Speaker 12: he's an all star basketball play is Yeah.
Speaker 11: It's like when people criticize him breeding and they've never tried.
Speaker 1: Exactly has tried?
Speaker 3: What what I mean?
Speaker 5: I have not?
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Speaker 13: Ship Penny's got it terms fires top No. The rebound
Speaker 13: is collected by heartburth. The hoarse sounds and this game
Speaker 13: is over. Woll set rally to the fourth quarter from
Speaker 13: eight town with seven forty eight to play, and they
Speaker 13: win it? What fourteen one O nine and then even
Speaker 13: the best of the seventh series at two games apiece.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anybody nationally yet say that Wemby is
Speaker 1: going to be suspended for Game five, and I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think he should be. Shouldn't be.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be the first to say that he is.
Speaker 1: It was like the what was that dude, hawk knows,
Speaker 1: who's the guy from the Eagles that spit in game one?
Speaker 2: Like Jalen Carter?
Speaker 1: Remember, like that was the first play of the game, right,
Speaker 1: so first play of the season, right.
Speaker 2: So it was why would you suspend him.
Speaker 1: For the next game when he, in essence got suspended
Speaker 1: for that game. I feel the same thing about this,
Speaker 1: like if he had just if it's a twenty point
Speaker 1: blowout and he's just swinging elbows with twenty seconds left
Speaker 1: because who cares.
Speaker 2: Then it's like, buddy, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think this was like it was inten but
Speaker 1: it wasn't malicious.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Like I think there is a weird line between Yeah,
Speaker 1: he definitely swung his elbow on purpose. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he was trying to like actually hurt nas Reed
Speaker 1: if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I know there's a gray area that's kind of tough.
Speaker 1: But he got he got bounced for two and a
Speaker 1: half quarters and they lost the game.
Speaker 2: I think that's punishment enough. I don't think I would
Speaker 2: you feel if it was two minutes left in the
Speaker 2: fourth quarter.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, that would be that might be
Speaker 1: a little bit different, which is maybe the NBA says
Speaker 1: it's all the same. You throw an elbow that vicious,
Speaker 1: you gotta sit out the next one too.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be surprised if they from a from a
Speaker 1: Marquee standpoint, I'm going to be really really surprised if
Speaker 1: they take wemb out of a pivotal game five when
Speaker 1: he sat for two and a half quarter.
Speaker 12: No, I wonder if it's one of those things where
Speaker 12: they they they could now this is such a well
Speaker 12: you guys would know better than me.
Speaker 2: But because I don't watch that much NBA.
Speaker 12: But it seems like a pretty rare instance where we
Speaker 12: get a flagrant two like that and the guy gets ebjected.
Speaker 12: But in college football, if you get a you know,
Speaker 12: if you get a targeting call in the second half,
Speaker 12: you're off for this first half of the next game.
Speaker 12: So if it's let's say you get ejected in the
Speaker 12: fourth quarter or maybe just out the first half of
Speaker 12: the next or a quarter of the next game or
Speaker 12: something like that, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's a dirty player.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what I'm talking about where I don't
Speaker 1: think it's malicious. I don't think he was trying to
Speaker 1: hurt him. I just think he was getting frustrated that
Speaker 1: he kept getting bodied so much. But the Wolves are
Speaker 1: trying to frustrate him. He's a freak. He's unbelievably good.
Speaker 1: You have to frustrate him. So I think he was
Speaker 1: just getting frustrated and swung an elbow and just happened
Speaker 1: to hit nas Reid right in the face, right in
Speaker 1: the face that looked like it heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that looked horrible to you wear a mouth guarden.
Speaker 3: The teammate's face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 1: Whoa he knew immediately he was in big trouble. All right,
Speaker 1: let's hear more of what really matters, scores, the stats
Speaker 1: around the world of sports.
Speaker 2: And crystal change your life for something else about up
Speaker 2: but up. Let's see what Tony he talks about yet? Hmm,
Speaker 2: all right, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Why not the Knicks one forty four to one four
Speaker 1: team over the Sixers. That is a series sweep for
Speaker 1: Karl Anthony Towns in the New York Knicks. Wow, something
Speaker 1: called Miles McBride twenty five points, seven of nine from three.
Speaker 1: And speaking of that, the Knicks I think at eighteen
Speaker 1: at halftime, but had twenty five for the game, twenty
Speaker 1: five of forty four, fifty seven percent from three, and
Speaker 1: the twenty five makes ties in NBA postseason record. That'll
Speaker 1: do it. The Eastern Conference Finals. Now for the Knicks,
Speaker 1: for the second straight year, they play the winner of
Speaker 1: Cleveland and Detroit. This domination was for real. It looks
Speaker 1: like it they can shoot. That was everybody I mean,
Speaker 1: McBride was lighting it up and everybody was hitting threes
Speaker 1: for the Knicks in the first half, everybody, even shallow
Speaker 1: man he was.
Speaker 2: They put him in no off court side. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: just stole the ball and drilled two of them and
Speaker 2: they counted him. This is a big deal. They put
Speaker 2: two balls in the hole. Calm down. What really matters
Speaker 2: is this.
Speaker 3: It was undis dating. What year do you, gentlemen, believe
Speaker 3: in Minnesota entered the Union as the thirty second state.
Speaker 14: I M you know this one zecho eighteen eighteen seventy four.
Speaker 12: Come on, I was gonna say eighteen seventy three, seventy eight,
Speaker 12: eighteen fifty.
Speaker 3: Eight, eighteen fifty eight.
Speaker 2: Look at Zachary. How do you know that Zacho was
Speaker 2: on the quarter whether we had and yeah, that's how
Speaker 2: we all know that. Yeah you studied that.
Speaker 11: Huh yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's how you know.
Speaker 11: And I think it was was it on a flag
Speaker 11: or something like that?
Speaker 2: I remember, yeah it was, wasn't it? Yes? Your hands up?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can nobody likes the flag? Is that what you're going
Speaker 2: to score?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, next football? Swing score. But it's about football.
Speaker 1: Go on the first Sunday Night football game of the
Speaker 1: year will be September thirteenth, shocking the.
Speaker 7: Giants at the Cowboys. That will be the Sunday night game,
Speaker 7: the first Sunday night game of the year.
Speaker 2: Wait, we're getting already getting leaks. Yes? Nice. Nice.
Speaker 1: So there was a I don't even know who it was.
Speaker 1: It was on this station over the weekend. I think
Speaker 1: it was yesterday when I was driving around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was the top Squaddal and Sneech.
Speaker 1: They did a segment where they were guessing part of
Speaker 1: the schedule, guessing like make a prediction. They'd be like,
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be Chargers Bears Week six, No,
Speaker 1: I swear to gain, I swear, and a couple of
Speaker 1: times for one a couple of times they had to
Speaker 1: point out that the people that were guessing were guessing
Speaker 1: combinations that weren't even on the schedule, because we all
Speaker 1: know who was going to play who, just don't know when.
Speaker 1: And there were a couple of guesses that were not
Speaker 1: even possible. And I'm like, what is happening? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? What is the goal here? I'm like, this
Speaker 1: can't be real, but it was. But anyway, but the
Speaker 1: expert they had on who I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't catch speaking of this segment, so I don't
Speaker 1: know who it was. Said something a little interesting that
Speaker 1: I didn't know about. They said the or He said,
Speaker 1: the coaches get the schedule maybe twenty four to forty
Speaker 1: eight hours before everybody else, and that's why sometimes some
Speaker 1: of it starts to leak out. But he said something
Speaker 1: like most of the coaches maybe already know their Week
Speaker 1: one matchup, that that somehow gets leaked to the teams
Speaker 1: even this.
Speaker 2: Far in advance. And I'm like, I don't understand why
Speaker 2: that would matter. Why why would it in May?
Speaker 1: Why would you give Let's say that the NFL is
Speaker 1: like we need to give the.
Speaker 2: Teams a heads up on who their first opponent is.
Speaker 1: Five days helps, Right, you leak it on a Sunday,
Speaker 1: but the full schedule comes out on a Thursday. Why
Speaker 1: would those extra five days matter for Week one in September.
Speaker 1: So if that's the case, I don't understand that. But
Speaker 1: he he was trying to say that most coaches probably
Speaker 1: already know.
Speaker 2: Their first week matchup.
Speaker 12: Well, probably why SAS got the leak about the first
Speaker 12: Sunday night game.
Speaker 2: I hope they're prepping for Week one in May.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though we don't know the finalized rosters or
Speaker 1: injuries or quarterback teams to be, but sure give them
Speaker 1: the heads up on week one before the schedule comes out. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what it means talk, we're that much closer
Speaker 1: to preseason.
Speaker 3: That's right, let's go.
Speaker 2: It's like three months from now. Can't wait.
Speaker 12: And you guys did say earlier that they're going to
Speaker 12: do it on Thursday morning.
Speaker 1: So on Wednesday morning is the International Games? Okay, they're
Speaker 1: announcing the other seven international games Wednesday, officially if they
Speaker 1: don't leak out before that, but officially they will do
Speaker 1: that on Good Morning Football on Wednesday, and then the
Speaker 1: full schedule will release is Thursday.
Speaker 12: Okay, So essentially by Wednesday night, if you're paying attention
Speaker 12: on social media, you'll have pretty much the whole schedule
Speaker 12: release because enough leaks will come out that you'll get yaybe,
Speaker 12: you'll get probably eighty to ninety.
Speaker 2: Yes, somebody will have it.
Speaker 1: But if you're looking to do a big trip at
Speaker 1: international trip or crossing your fingers that like the Saints
Speaker 1: do host the Vikings in France, because again, unless somebody
Speaker 1: tweet us if we're wrong.
Speaker 2: But I believe that's the only option we have for
Speaker 2: international games.
Speaker 1: I think so too so, but that that we will
Speaker 1: learn Wednesday morning officially.
Speaker 12: Or we could just if you guys wanted to, we
Speaker 12: could just make up an opponent that we don't have
Speaker 12: on the schedule right now and just throw out there
Speaker 12: that we could play them and like, I don't know, uh,
Speaker 12: Nepal or something, Afghanistan would be great.
Speaker 2: Any one of the stands would be fun. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: could do that.
Speaker 12: I mean sounds like they filled some airtime the other
Speaker 12: day with that sort of talk.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they At one point, I'm not making this up,
Speaker 1: they put the producer in a really weird spot. Her
Speaker 1: name's Mary Mac, not our friend. Comedian made Mary Mack
Speaker 1: a different Mary Mac and they said, they go, Mary,
Speaker 1: you got a guess and she goes like, uh, like
Speaker 1: Eagles Falcons, like week six, And then they immediately go, well,
Speaker 1: they don't play each other this year.
Speaker 2: Well then why did you ask her? I'm like what
Speaker 2: and I turned it off. What are we doing?
Speaker 5: What is the goal?
Speaker 2: Don't know what the goal is. I don't think there
Speaker 2: is one. I couldn't believe it. We do.
Speaker 1: We do some terrible segments. Yeah, you have me a
Speaker 1: terrible most of the show. I can't imagine going let's guess,
Speaker 1: random matchups, random teams. That's what they were doing for
Speaker 1: about ten straight minutes, and now I've talked about it
Speaker 1: for about three straight minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you left this like inception. You let them win.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: It was on this date, in what year, that a
Speaker 3: massive storm sent millions of tons of top soil flying
Speaker 3: from across the Parks Great Plains region the United States
Speaker 3: as far east as New York, Boston, Atlanta. They're by
Speaker 3: beginning the dust bowled dust bowl, the dust storms.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's weird.
Speaker 1: That's like, you know, Great Depression era, right, So shouldn't
Speaker 1: we say late twenties, early thirties, except anybody else have
Speaker 1: a nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 12: I don't know why I was thinking it was like
Speaker 12: the late eighteen hundreds, but you want to say it's
Speaker 12: the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like Great Depression era. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like maybe late twenties, early thirties. I'll go
Speaker 1: like twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go eight eighteen ninety five, thirty one.
Speaker 3: Did you say so?
Speaker 2: I said, nineteen nineteen. I'm sorry because I like the
Speaker 2: ripe around.
Speaker 3: On May eleventh of nineteen thirty four, thirty could you guys, storm?
Speaker 3: He sends millions of tons of top so of flying
Speaker 3: from across the parched Great Plains as far east as
Speaker 3: New York and Bosser Atlanta. At the time the Gray
Speaker 3: Plains were settled in the mid eighteen hundreds, of lab
Speaker 3: was covered with prairie grass and held moisture in the
Speaker 3: earth and kept most of the soil from blowing away
Speaker 3: even during dry spells. But we ruined that grapes of
Speaker 3: wrath yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, is that what that's about? May eleventh, nineteen thirty four, Right,
Speaker 2: dust ball? Right? May eleventh, nineteen thirty eight, The birth
Speaker 2: of lu Cove.
Speaker 1: He turned to eighty eight eighty eight today, Hell yeah, buddy,
Speaker 1: older than balls.
Speaker 2: He was four years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, four years after the old dust ball.
Speaker 2: I should say, good for him.
Speaker 1: The dust bowl, I guess was four years old all
Speaker 1: the way around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eighty eight today, good for him. What are you
Speaker 2: guys gonna do? Happy birthday?
Speaker 3: Yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: We'll probably do math or something you and.
Speaker 1: Your dad you would never never. He's got a bucket list.
Speaker 1: He's never done meth. He wants to do it, So
Speaker 1: today's today.
Speaker 3: He's done math.
Speaker 1: No, he hasn't. He's done everything else under the sun,
Speaker 1: but non meth. He's it's like, uh, pressing all the
Speaker 1: buttons on Wonka's great glass elevator. He's pressed him all
Speaker 1: except for this one. So you and your dad are
Speaker 1: going to just rip meth to He's doing it for sure.
Speaker 1: I might just watch.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: He might need a spotter. You're making one hundred, so
Speaker 1: I don't know we're gonna do that this morning. I
Speaker 1: don't know how long a meth high lasts. I think days. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's why people do it. Man, he wanted
Speaker 1: to watch the wild Game tonight too. Well, yeah, he'll
Speaker 1: be side awake. Oh it keeps you up, Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 1: He's eighty eight years old.
Speaker 2: He falls asleep. Maybe meth would be great for him.
Speaker 12: Just do some meth and then chase it with coke
Speaker 12: about an hour before the game.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Wake him up, guys.
Speaker 12: The other day I was driving into work and I
Speaker 12: saw you guys know what a fence. Fold is right,
Speaker 12: you know, like all the people on fentanyl, like they
Speaker 12: fold in half?
Speaker 2: Did not know that? Yeah? Fold? Yeah.
Speaker 12: So I saw this guy at the corner and next
Speaker 12: to this bus stop. I'm sure, I'm sure Maxo sees
Speaker 12: this all the time.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 12: This dude was completely bent over and his a was
Speaker 12: hanging out, not just like the top of his crack,
Speaker 12: the whole h yet, his whole crack was hanging out.
Speaker 2: And I thought he was asleep. I thought he just
Speaker 2: like passed out. He was walking.
Speaker 12: He was shuffling around like a Quasimoto, like he's got
Speaker 12: his His head was sort of cocked to the side.
Speaker 12: He's I know, easy now, and he was trying. He
Speaker 12: was trying to see where he was walking, but his
Speaker 12: his fingers were so low.
Speaker 2: He was like scraping in the ground like.
Speaker 1: The wheelers from Return to Oz.
Speaker 3: Sure what a reference due those things?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrifying.
Speaker 12: It is the wildest thing that fentanyl makes you like
Speaker 12: taco in half man talking a rosie.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 14: I thought he was gone. I tried to but he
Speaker 14: was still in Italy or something. No, he said, a
Speaker 14: rivedertida Italy. He's back in the States. Now, what in existence? Fenfold,
Speaker 14: I've never heard that. That's good.
Speaker 1: Fentfold five a band in the nineties, and yeah, they
Speaker 1: have that song called Brick They're only good song.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I mean it was. They got Blue Dot
Speaker 2: Fever too.
Speaker 1: I think it's just ben Fold or Fentfold Now. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's with the rest of the five. That's
Speaker 1: too bad anyway, great story.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, so there's people last.
Speaker 12: Cheeks whole hold the whole coin slot was hanging out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but slap, Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 8: Is.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this today?
Speaker 3: And uh jig Vic the northernmost city in the United States.
Speaker 3: This was yesterday, by the way, So yesterday in that city,
Speaker 3: the sun rose above the horizon at two fifty seven am.
Speaker 1: Hey on, can I can we stop right there? Yeah, Sauce, yes,
Speaker 1: name say that city again.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I'm saying right, gaik Vic.
Speaker 1: The northernmost city in the US, right, Sauce. What state
Speaker 1: is it in the northernmost city in the US. It's
Speaker 1: got to be in Alaska.
Speaker 2: It has to be. It has to be. Okay, thank god, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be like this is a true question. I
Speaker 2: never heard of it just check out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the main Yeah, that's what I thought, That's
Speaker 1: what I thought you were going to guess.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see.
Speaker 1: But that sounds Alaskian. It sure does, like the Alaskan Pipeline.
Speaker 3: Sure, the sun rose above the horizon at two fifty
Speaker 3: seven AM and it won't set again for eighty four
Speaker 3: straight days, so it'll be a sunny day until August.
Speaker 1: Second, but the inverse is true, right, that the depression
Speaker 1: in Alaska is crippling, because they also have stretches that
Speaker 1: are the opposite, right where it's essentially eternal darkness, which
Speaker 1: is kind of the point of that. Late the latest
Speaker 1: season of True Detective, where it's basically night country because
Speaker 1: they're in the dark round the clock.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that bad? I was very average? Did you see it?
Speaker 3: Very I like two episodes and as all had.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because the first I mean, that's tough the top.
Speaker 7: The first one of that with McConaughey and Woody is
Speaker 7: so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they go out to.
Speaker 1: The crossover, they go looking for Sid who's doing he's
Speaker 1: knealing fent and then it's the whole thing. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what else happens? Give me the give me the full plot,
Speaker 1: just spoil the whole thing.
Speaker 7: So it turns out that Woody and uh McConaughey are
Speaker 7: on the case, and they think that Sid's the one
Speaker 7: who's the big meth dealer and fent dealer, but then
Speaker 7: they realize that it's actually the t Rex dinosaur toy
Speaker 7: that is doing He's the kingpin of it all and
Speaker 7: wood he dies and Matthew McConaughey and Sid from the
Speaker 7: show will become a couple and it actually ends pretty happy.
Speaker 2: So the Yellow King is mister potato Head. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: his bucket of parts. Buckets are fun for everyone.
Speaker 1: Who is Jesse Alexandra Dario or who is who plays
Speaker 1: Jesse uh missus potato Head? Oh man, I don't think
Speaker 1: they look similar, Alexandra.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what happens to Slink.
Speaker 3: The most perfect.
Speaker 7: Slink gets hooked on fence. Yeah, he does the fence
Speaker 7: fold his cheeks down the stairs and then stays in
Speaker 7: that position though his butts labs are always out.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember where did like take your breath away?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like like yes, yeah, the most perfect possible,
Speaker 3: Like God must have smacked himself on the back when
Speaker 3: he did that.
Speaker 2: It was a god smack.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Alexandra Diadario?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: On that scene on the couch with Woody, I mean, lord,
Speaker 3: my lord, how do you film that scene? If you're
Speaker 3: Woody Harrelson? I would guess whoa you know what I
Speaker 3: mean though, like you have to be like hew cut.
Speaker 2: But okay, you need a minute.
Speaker 12: If the thing is if you don't, if you don't
Speaker 12: get wreck right, isn't that sort of an insult to her?
Speaker 12: Like if you're doing the scene and she's like, what,
Speaker 12: you're not aroused by this?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, a good point.
Speaker 12: Isn't it sort of a compliment if you do get aroused,
Speaker 12: if you're an actor and you're like, wow, dang.
Speaker 2: I don't know the answer to that question.
Speaker 1: All I know is that this is a crossover reference
Speaker 1: between Seinfeld and True Detective. But if I'm Woody Harrelson
Speaker 1: in that scene, in my line is these pretzels.
Speaker 2: Are making me thirsty.
Speaker 1: Right at the end of the scene, I go, these
Speaker 1: thirsty is are making me pretzels? Oh damn it, do
Speaker 1: it again?
Speaker 2: Run it back, run it back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, original, Like, how many times do you intentionally botch
Speaker 1: the line over and over again.
Speaker 2: I just I can't get it, man, So hey on
Speaker 2: what the pretzels are? What?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: The pretzels are making you thirsty? Or her thirsty? Because
Speaker 1: I'm definitely thirsty. What's happening now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where's my inflection? All right?
Speaker 1: Take fifty six?
Speaker 2: Yeah and action.
Speaker 3: All I know is if I were Alady here at
Speaker 3: some point five years down the road, I'd be sitting
Speaker 3: on the couch with Oprah Winfrey and she'd be like,
Speaker 3: let's talk about the day your career end.
Speaker 2: The day.
Speaker 3: You had won four oscars and everything was going correctly
Speaker 3: with you had a wife and family. What happened? And
Speaker 3: I can go? I had the motor boat. It had
Speaker 3: to be done. Yeah, reached the Lord, reached down and
Speaker 3: grabbed the back of my head and went.
Speaker 12: Don't you think though, after about take three?
Speaker 2: Just take a nap?
Speaker 12: Oh sure, yeah? Yeah, You're like, well, thank you, I'm done. Yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm just gonna go take a little nappy nap right now.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 2: Trailer.
Speaker 1: I've worked with Chris so long that when he said
Speaker 1: that what he was on the couch with Oprah, I
Speaker 1: thought he was going to say, Oprah asked to reenact it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because what he was on a couch in the scene.
Speaker 2: I thought. I was like, what does Oprah have to
Speaker 2: do with this? She's gonna do it right, Let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Rocke too that yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: on nine over the Sports.
Speaker 2: That series is tied.
Speaker 1: It two Game four of the Wild and Abs tonight
Speaker 1: in Saint Paul. We're back in this one absolutely two
Speaker 1: to one. It's not over there either. A couple days ago,
Speaker 1: it looked like both teams were getting slaughtered. It looked
Speaker 1: like both teams were absolutely toast. Now the optimism swung back, right.
Speaker 1: Anybody think we're dead in the water in either one?
Speaker 2: No? I don't either.
Speaker 12: No, nope, not at all.
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