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Speaker 1: What weird smell do you actually like? I remember when
Speaker 1: I was in elementary school, probably second grade or so,
Speaker 1: is out on the playground and a tractor drove by
Speaker 1: and it's belching that diesel smoke and I'm like, to
Speaker 1: this day, I still love the smell of diesel smoke.
Speaker 1: I don't get to smell it very often, but I
Speaker 1: do love that smell. It's crazy how you have that
Speaker 1: memory attached to it back in second grade. So interesting.
Speaker 1: What is your weird smell that you love the smell of?
Speaker 2: My favorite weird smell is definitely tires. Walking into like
Speaker 2: a discount tire store and just like inhaling as deeply
Speaker 2: as you can. I wish I could chew on it.
Speaker 3: Oh it's great, It is great.
Speaker 1: I love that one. Also, like a small town, like
Speaker 1: a small hardware store, like an Ace Hardware or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: You can smell like it would in Likenleum.
Speaker 1: I think it's it might be I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: it is. I think it might be fertilizer. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it might be, but you can smell. You walk in
Speaker 1: and there's the snow blowers, and there's lawnmowers, and there's
Speaker 1: this and the barbecue grills, and you can smell it.
Speaker 4: It's calissa from Orno.
Speaker 5: And you know that smell from those big toxic markers
Speaker 5: that you use on like poster board during school projects.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is my favorite weird smell.
Speaker 4: And you probably shouldn't smell too much of it.
Speaker 1: That don't thing anymore. They used their magic markers is
Speaker 1: what they call them back in the day. Now sharpie's
Speaker 1: are sharpies don't really smell, do they They don't.
Speaker 5: Do, but not nearly as more talk bags leave us
Speaker 5: a talk back on that.
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3: My favorite weird smell is rubber cement.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 1: It's probably not good for you, but so good stuff.
Speaker 3: Another one, Good morning. This is candy and woodbury. And
Speaker 3: my favorite weird smell is rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 4: And honestly, I'm not really sure why I like it,
Speaker 4: but rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 1: Here's one you probably don't know. My name is Shae,
Speaker 1: I am from and I'm an Earth and my favorite
Speaker 1: smell is insolent insulin. No idea what that smells like?
Speaker 1: Another one?
Speaker 6: Hi, This is Jessica, not my real name, but my
Speaker 6: weird smell that I like is the when you're a
Speaker 6: vacuuming the air that comes out of the vacuum. I
Speaker 6: don't know why, but ever since I was a kid,
Speaker 6: I like that smell.
Speaker 1: It's kind of warm, it's it's hot. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: got a dusty thing.
Speaker 3: Too, like dusty warm hotness.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, here's another one. What weird smell do you
Speaker 1: really love? Hey, Jennifer, here from the scounting. My favorite
Speaker 1: smell is racing fuel. Fairly poured a glass of it
Speaker 1: in the background there.
Speaker 4: It seems like a little bubbling water.
Speaker 1: Here's a good one, Hey, good morning. One smell that
Speaker 1: I find oddly satisfying it would be fresh plato. It
Speaker 1: smells so good you almost want to eat it, but
Speaker 1: you can't. But you can't. But think about that, and
Speaker 1: it's nontoxic imagined. Opening up the Plato thing and blue
Speaker 1: playto is inside and you smell it. You can smell
Speaker 1: it right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't say it's good enough to eat. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't eat just based on the smell. Yeah, smells like Plato.
Speaker 1: All right, here's one.
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Speaker 3: Thanks for the point.
Speaker 1: My favorite weird smell.
Speaker 3: Is Mary Jay.
Speaker 1: Marry Jy and we all know why. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad you're like it. I think there's
Speaker 1: nothing more annoying than smelling somebody who reeks out marijuana.
Speaker 1: My senior year of college, my roommates all they did
Speaker 1: was have pep like our our room was the spot.
Speaker 1: Everyone came to the top box and I was like,
Speaker 1: I hate this. That is we were out in public.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where over the weekend and I'm
Speaker 1: standing there with a group of people and a couple
Speaker 1: of guys walk by. I've never smelled weeds so strong,
Speaker 1: and even one of the people that I don't know
Speaker 1: very well. Normally you ignore it, like, okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: pretend that didn't happen. He's like, oh, that is some
Speaker 1: skunky marijuana, and I'm like, yes, it is all right.
Speaker 1: Here's another one.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 3: My name is Hannah from Stillwater and my favorite weird
Speaker 3: smell is my ca ex breath.
Speaker 5: Anytime one of them yawns, I always stick my nose
Speaker 5: in there and get a big deep whiff of.
Speaker 1: That little Okay, that's funny. What about puppy breath? Puppy
Speaker 1: breath is another great smell there growth, not dog breath. No,
Speaker 1: puppies have a fresh breath.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, like their teeth haven't gotten bad quite yet.
Speaker 1: As a puppy owner, No stink. Okay, what do we
Speaker 1: miss if we miss one of those? Know, we'll be
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Speaker 4: We're gonna talk about hacks that people do to survive
Speaker 4: their forty hour work week. How do you get through
Speaker 4: that long day at the job. But first off, someone says,
Speaker 4: I pretend like I'm on an episode of the Office.
Speaker 4: Constantly breaking the fourth wall by looking at imaginary camera.
Speaker 3: Happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny. I'm gonna there's an imaginary camera over
Speaker 1: here on the walls. Whenever Bailey says something ridiculous, I'll
Speaker 1: be like Jim.
Speaker 4: Someone else said, make your job the smallest, least interesting
Speaker 4: part of your day, even if it's curling up with
Speaker 4: a good book, making a great meal, or going on
Speaker 4: a hike. Every day should be more than just I
Speaker 4: went to work. So that's a good way to do it.
Speaker 4: Another person said I like to do a treatless day
Speaker 4: where you don't buy coffee or anything for one day.
Speaker 4: Then the next day I feel like I went out
Speaker 4: rough camping or something and the little.
Speaker 3: Treats hit so good.
Speaker 4: So this is how to get through your forty hour
Speaker 4: work week. Somebody says, pick a random person from your
Speaker 4: workplace and be their problem.
Speaker 1: Is that what you do every day? Bailey?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
Speaker 4: Oh wait at Bailey on air, I wrote that that's me.
Speaker 4: This one's really funny to you. I feel like Bailey
Speaker 4: would do this. If you can wear earbuds listen to
Speaker 4: circus music on chaotic days that somebody else said, the
Speaker 4: fifty ten structure works. Well, now you might be asking
Speaker 4: what does that mean. Yeah, well you work for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 4: then you quit your job and moved to Thailand for
Speaker 4: ten years.
Speaker 1: Okay years okay.
Speaker 4: Another one says pooping on the clock. I feel like
Speaker 4: there's people out there that like literally log how much
Speaker 4: time they're getting paid to poop log. I didn't actually
Speaker 4: mean to do that, somebody else. Someone else said, you
Speaker 4: must develop a crush on someone that'll make your work
Speaker 4: day go a little quicker.
Speaker 1: I've got a work crush, but you know, I don't
Speaker 1: really vocalize. You guys know about it. Yeah, yeah, saw
Speaker 1: him in the hall the other day. I saw him
Speaker 1: in the hall the other day. I know. It's so
Speaker 1: cute for.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, don't care, just don't care about your job
Speaker 4: like that one.
Speaker 1: How far that gets you around? The next around the
Speaker 1: layoff comes along? Bye bye.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Someone else says, scream, just scream, go in your
Speaker 4: car and scream.
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel bad because clearly some of these people
Speaker 4: do not like their job out all all right. Somebody
Speaker 4: else said fast during work, so then you're excited to
Speaker 4: eat after you're done with your work.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: I just like I used to when I have longer
Speaker 5: days at work, I would get myself like chips and
Speaker 5: salsa and leave it at home, so then I would
Speaker 5: remember I got chips and salsa at home.
Speaker 1: Baby me, starving myself is going to make me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I don't think that that would work for most people.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: One last one is I think everything is so easy
Speaker 4: to do and you get paid for it, So just
Speaker 4: think about it. You think you've got a hard task
Speaker 4: coming up, No.
Speaker 3: It's easy.
Speaker 1: It's all about attitude. Yeah, it's your attitude, not your aptitude,
Speaker 1: that determines your altitude.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I read that somewhere and I think it's true. It's
Speaker 1: your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude, because
Speaker 1: you can be really good at what you do, but
Speaker 1: if you get a crap attitude, you're never going to
Speaker 1: get anywhere.
Speaker 3: Craptitude, crap attitude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your Alcoa.
Speaker 4: I do like that, And I also like deals from
Speaker 4: holiday station stores. Yeah, like they're red Bulls. It's buy two,
Speaker 4: get one free right now, and you can mix them
Speaker 4: atch your favorite flavors. Go get some Red Bulls or
Speaker 4: some energy and that'll get you through your work day.
Speaker 1: I would like working in a holiday station store because
Speaker 1: then people would come in and I'd be able to
Speaker 1: greet them warmly. Hi, good morning, sir. You're having a
Speaker 1: good day so far. What can I get?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: Get two of the zen peppermint threes? Okay, you got it. Deep,
Speaker 1: there you go. You're all set have a pleasant day.
Speaker 4: You would never be that person at a gas station
Speaker 4: right You would be sitting on your phone, not acknowledging
Speaker 4: a single person until they put their candy on the
Speaker 4: desk and they're like, can you help me? Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 4: my bad, I'm just watching this funny reel. Let me
Speaker 4: get you wrung up here exposed. You'd be nice, you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 1: Thank god I had parents that were actually supportive and
Speaker 1: saying you'll never make it in radio. You're stupid. This
Speaker 1: is this is I don't get any support from you
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: I am saying that you'll be nice, but you would
Speaker 4: not be the person that's like, hi, welcome one in
Speaker 4: a holiday station story.
Speaker 1: Sure would, sure would. I also would like to work
Speaker 1: at TSA. TSA. Hi, folks there, you go, make sure
Speaker 1: you take your shoes off and remove any weapons before
Speaker 1: you come through security, any weapons or waters throw them
Speaker 1: in the water and throwing off your shoes.
Speaker 3: Not like those people.
Speaker 1: There are some people like that. There are people and
Speaker 1: the TSA people you just got to figure they've had
Speaker 1: it up there because they get to tell the same like, Okay,
Speaker 1: here comes Max and his wife Irma. They've never traveled
Speaker 1: on an airplane before, and it's like they come through
Speaker 1: with a hunting rifle and uh and they come with
Speaker 1: it like a keg of beer and it's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you guys can't carry that through and take your shoes
Speaker 1: off too.
Speaker 5: God, take your shoes off, Max Irma.
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Speaker 1: I just looked up opal Like because I was not
Speaker 1: sure exactly what it is.
Speaker 4: You know, what is something with a gem that's formed
Speaker 4: to be beautiful or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a man made combination of glass and hold
Speaker 1: on one second. I looked it up here glass and
Speaker 1: metal and something else other minerals. But it is supposed
Speaker 1: to enhance communication on all levels, particularly you guys, spiritual
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Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: It is seen as a stone, a transition, transformation, emotional healing,
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Speaker 1: carry with you through the day. Keep you help you
Speaker 1: stay grounded.
Speaker 3: Is it pretty?
Speaker 1: It is? It looks like an opal so it's kind
Speaker 1: of looked. It's like a milky piece of glass, so
Speaker 1: it's just.
Speaker 3: Like fake opal. Yes, yeah, okay, pretty much?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah Opal Light? Did you even know that's what the
Speaker 1: song is about?
Speaker 4: I looked it up because that was originally my favorite
Speaker 4: song off the album when I first started listening to it.
Speaker 4: It is now my second favorite. Nope, but yes, I
Speaker 4: did look at up because I was like, what is
Speaker 4: opal line?
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, interesting. What's your favorite song on the.
Speaker 4: Album, The Fate of Ophelia?
Speaker 1: I love it all. Twelve of her songs on the
Speaker 1: album are in the Billboard, like I think they're the
Speaker 1: top twelve spots. Yeah, and the whole billboard. Talk about
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Speaker 7: You don't mean.
Speaker 3: Social media for gossip, rumors and half truths. You've got
Speaker 3: Dave's dirt on Katie Wbe.
Speaker 1: We get a new jingle for Domino's, written and composed
Speaker 1: and performed by Shaboozie. Let's see what you think dumb knows.
Speaker 3: Okay, we love it here.
Speaker 1: You guys do. I'm not necessarily a fan. But you know,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens with the new Domino's jingle.
Speaker 4: Eminem is a grandfather once again. He's already had one
Speaker 4: grade a grand baby with his daughter Haley, but now
Speaker 4: his oldest daughter Alena is expecting her first child as well.
Speaker 4: And I looked up to see how old Eminem is.
Speaker 4: Fifty two?
Speaker 1: Is he fifty two? I still think of him as
Speaker 1: like twenty Yeah.
Speaker 3: Pretty well for grandpa.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Taylor Swift, she has now sold over four
Speaker 5: million album equivalent units in its debut week for her
Speaker 5: new album, The Life of a Showgirl, so she's beaten
Speaker 5: Adell's record, which was for twenty five and and sorry ooh.
Speaker 5: All of her totals include three point four to seven
Speaker 5: nine million in actual sales, with streaming accounting for a
Speaker 5: little more than half.
Speaker 1: A million units.
Speaker 5: I think I never heard of album equivalent units until
Speaker 5: the album, but then apparently, like you know, streams in
Speaker 5: general count for less than an actual album sale though
Speaker 5: someone When we mentioned this earlier, someone did text in
Speaker 5: saying that they were curious to know how many of
Speaker 5: it was, just like of buying the album in its
Speaker 5: like first iteration versus all of the different like versions
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 1: I think every one of them counts.
Speaker 5: Though, right, and I know exactly and it'd just be
Speaker 5: an interesting I don't know, an interesting thing to know.
Speaker 1: Thank god, Alec Baldwin is okay. He crashed a car
Speaker 1: into a tree on yesterday morning.
Speaker 7: This morning, I was in this car accident. Got cut
Speaker 7: me off in a truck. A garbage truck. I mean
Speaker 7: a garbage truck the size of a whale. Never seen
Speaker 7: a garbage truck. It must have been something commercial for
Speaker 7: like taking away material from construction or something. It was
Speaker 7: the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen any Anyway, to
Speaker 7: avoid hitting him, I hit a tree. I hit a
Speaker 7: big fat tree and crushed my car with my wife's car.
Speaker 7: That's all fine, and I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I mean, why does he sound like his drum character
Speaker 4: on SNL Like it sounds like he's delivering some kind
Speaker 4: of parody.
Speaker 3: Of the story.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's just the way he talks now with Alec Baldwin,
Speaker 1: who I do not care for. I'm gonna guess he
Speaker 1: was probably texting and driving and probably wandered off the
Speaker 1: road into.
Speaker 3: A tree garbage truck.
Speaker 1: I know that's what he said, But it's also Alec Baldwin,
Speaker 1: so not necessarily a big fan. I'm a big fan
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Speaker 1: the Wednesday Dave Ryan Show. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: this right now. We tried three times to record the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Each time the computer froze up, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's all right, We'll do it again, we said, with
Speaker 1: a positive attitude. It froze up again. Well let's try
Speaker 1: it a third time, he said. We got about three
Speaker 1: minutes into it and it froze up again. So there
Speaker 1: will not be a Minnesota Goodbye today. So if there is,
Speaker 1: it'll be just simply something saying, hey, there's no Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbye today because yeah, so we're working on the equipment.
Speaker 1: I've got a hammer and a chisel, and I think
Speaker 1: I can I think I can think. It doesn't help
Speaker 1: that the equipments from the Nixon administrations. It really is. Yes,
Speaker 1: So if you will listen to the Minnesota goodbye. There
Speaker 1: won't really be one today, you won't miss anything, but
Speaker 1: we'll bring it back tomorrow and we'll see you tomorrow
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