WEBVTT - HR. 3 – Minnesota Bump Set Spikes 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.920 Ben le Bron talking about the new quarterback situation. 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:03.600 If you missed it, please go ahead and go back 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:06.880 and listen to it, because he has an information for us. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:08.320 And we're all excited. 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:14.480 Not just about your Vikings, your Golden Gophers, your Wolves, 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:17.520 you're wild. Not just about that, we're also excited about 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:21.480 Minnesota's new professional volleyball team. Ladies and gentlemen, you got 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.080 that right. We got a brand new guest in the studio. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:24.759 Our friend Dave Schwartz came in. He brought us some 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:25.520 sweet swag. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.320 Hi, Dave, Hi, Dave. Hey, turn my Mike gun, good 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.159 morning to see you. Hey man. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.040 Please introduce your guests that you brought in to say 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:34.880 hello to us today. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:35.240 Please. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:39.319 Well, this is Minnesota Forge. Team president Michelle Haynes is here. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:40.960 Hi, Michelle, I'm Michelle ready. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.680 Thank you so much. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.760 Absolutely, the Minnesota Forge is our brand new major league 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:47.800 volleyball team. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.600 Indeed, we are really excited to announce the new name 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.520 and have our team starting at Grink you know arena 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:55.360 in January. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.240 January. I was gonna, okay, gotcha all right? 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.959 So how many teams in this league? What is the league? 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.960 The league? Start? Give us all that stuff because I 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:03.080 know nothing about it. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:07.120 Yeah, so we are. Major League Volleyball started three seasons 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.640 ago and we'll be going into our four season. We're 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.759 expanding to twelve teams this season, so it's growing really 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:17.160 really fast. I came from the National Women's Soccer League 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.520 and just watch the same thing happen within the span 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.279 of about four. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:21.839 Or five years. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.040 So I think we're at a tipping point and Minnesota's 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.120 going to lead the charge. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.920 And it would seem like this is a good market 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.880 for volleyball, right, I mean, this would seem like this 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:31.240 is going to go really really well. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:36.199 Here, amazing market for volleyball. There are seventeen thousand girls 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.120 who played volleyball in this state. Certainly the program at 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.559 University of Minnesota is beloved. It's I think just sitting 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.280 under the surface and just ready to take over. So 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.960 we're really excited to bring this to this community who 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.200 loves the sports so much. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.160 R Can we talk name and logo? Like how did 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.600 the name come up? And then what does this logo mean? 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.960 Yeah, you know, I'm going through this process. It's really intentional. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.360 We wanted it to feel like Minnesota. We wanted it 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:07.400 to be very authentic to who the people are, who 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.079 the community is, the players, and so it was a 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.520 really long process. We brought in the fans, we had 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:17.200 the players community, and really the name came together as 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:20.480 we were winding down to a couple different selections and 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.880 everyone kept you know, they were drawn to this because 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.920 it felt like it really reflected what the state is about, 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:28.840 the resilience, the grittiness, just the way that the players 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.560 want to play. They really loved it, so like it 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.880 just as we continue to talk about it, just everything 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.119 converged to this name. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.320 So how can we get more information? How can our 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.800 fans find out more about this? How long is the season? 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:41.359 And as you. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.480 Said, playing at the Grand Casino Arena, the first game 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:45.000 is win. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:50.239 January twenty twenty seven. The season will go through April, 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.720 and you can go to Minnesota Forge dot com to 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.880 get more information we have. You can make your deposit today. 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.200 We'll have an inaugural merch drop today at a brand 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:02.239 launch event at thirty and so much more to count. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.480 Yeah, thet's right, Sauce. If you had named the team, 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:06.440 what would you have named it? 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.880 Well, the Forge is the best name for it, of course, 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.919 but let's say, let's say for whatever reason, there was 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:12.880 a trademark dispute. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.520 They're like, we can't call it the Forge. What else 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:22.800 would you call Minnesota's volleyball team the Minnesota bump set Spikes? 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.600 Is that what you wrote? 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.600 I've worked with you so long. Look at the screen. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.320 I'm not O's pearlman. Come, I wrote this down twenty 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.240 seconds ago. I knew you would say the Minnesota Bump 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:41.000 Set Spikes changing. I'm not kidding a bit. Look at it. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.320 Do you see that? Watch it was? 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.240 It was second on the list, and we kept going 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.600 back and forth. So I'll we talked to the team 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:47.280 and see. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.640 What we can do. I've worked with him so freaking long. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.200 They put paws on everything. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:58.920 We're changing the name. I'm so happy right now. That's amazing. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:00.480 I watched that in time. 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.480 I believe I'm a shining Can you tell me about 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:09.600 your expertise? What what gives you the the the skills 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.440 to be the team president of this new team? 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:12.800 Yeah? Great question. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.480 I came from the National Women's Soccer League. I was 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.120 over at the league for two years overseeing marketing and 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.640 prior to that, Seattle rain FC, and that was right 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.080 when they were moving to lemon Field so they really 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.080 needed to take it up a notch, you know, playing 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.599 at the home of the Seahawks and Sounders, and so 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.040 really that was the moment that the NWSL really started 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.279 to take off. And just to give you a little example, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:43.400 at that time, expansion fees were two million dollars. Just 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.600 this past year they signed their eighteenth team with Columbus, 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.560 they paid two hundred and five million dollars for expansion fees, 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:53.640 so we're talking ten thousand percent increase. So when you 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.080 really look at what's happening, it's a good investment. Women's 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.240 sports is a good investment. It's good business. So like 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.200 when you're looking at what's happening with the w you 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:04.279 certainly in WSL, volleyball is really that next sport that's 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.159 lining up. So if you've got a few bucks laying around, 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.960 I suggest you all invest now because you're going to 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.960 miss out on what's the next big wave. And I 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.560 predict that we'll see by the time the twenty twenty 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.440 eight Olympics come around, I predict that volleyball will be 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:19.720 just as big as you see these other sports. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:21.239 So I love that. Listen. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.520 I'm a team owner of the Minnesota Aurora FC, so 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.800 I agree with you, women's sports is the way to 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:29.560 go and it's a booming product in every sense. Speaking 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.159 of that though, watched the first episode of Ted Lasso 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.760 season four. Yeah, I had no idea that Kansas City 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.480 has what it has as far as women's soccer goes 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.400 incredible right there that whole state of seventeen thousand people 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.760 in that stadium or something like that. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.599 The stadium right now is eleven thy five hundred, but 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.200 they are expanding it to I think eighteen thousand because 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.320 of demand is so high. They've sold out every game. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:57.240 They basically sold out their second season ticket allotment immediately, 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.640 And it's just I think that's the difference with in sports, 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.360 is like there's such a demand for it and when 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.600 the investment is there. You certainly see that from the 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.960 lungs in Kansas City. When you provide things that are 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.200 at the level that any professional athlete should have and 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.159 when you really just put a good product on the 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.520 field that speaks to the fans that you're serving, that 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.960 is the result and that is what we're building here. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.400 That is absolutely the vision for this team. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:28.320 Again, talking about playing inside that arena, that's a lot 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.080 of space to fill right there, And of course I'm 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.880 thinking about a volleyball court sitting in the middle of 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.280 Grand Casino Arena right there. Are you going to put 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.359 any kind of seats on the floor for something that 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:36.920 there are? 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.360 We will have court side seats, we will have party 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.520 zones on the in courts, and then we will really 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.120 create an experience. I don't think you know, when you 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.240 think about other sports, you can really think about the 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.960 best game day experiences. I don't think you can think 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.440 about that right now with volleyball. And our goal is 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.480 to make sure like we set the standard for that 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.240 because we have the best venue in the. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:57.760 World for that. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.799 So wherever you're sitting, you're going to have a great 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.719 experience in a great seat. And I truly believe that 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.080 we can sell that place out the first game. Get 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.080 your tickets when they go on sale, you better get 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:10.200 them now because. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:11.840 It's gonna be a big deal, big deal. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:13.600 So forgive me if you mentioned this because I was 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.120 too busy writing down Minnesota sets like I did stop 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.960 minutes ago. As we speak, right, do you have Do 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.920 you have Gopher stars that are going to be a 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.120 part of this former Gophers? 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:28.160 Sure do so. Our first signing was Stephanie Samity. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.480 Yeah lots of. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:31.600 Love, Yes yeah. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.640 She was at Minnesota when I was at Minnesota, and 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.400 one of the most amazing players to watch, just like 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:40.920 the leaping abilities, super tall, oh yeah, strong, and just 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.880 the ability to I mean, her vertical's got to be insane. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:49.160 Yes, oh yeah, no, amazing, And we certainly have some others, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.400 but we have some best players from around the world. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.920 So Stephanie plays for USA Volleyball. She's one of their 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:57.320 top tier players, plays all around the world. She just 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:00.560 won a championship back in Japan, and he's ready to 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:04.240 come home and help lead this team to greatness. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.800 Well, I'm just going to speak out of turn here, 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.200 and I know that the announcement of the embargo, all 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.000 that stuff. I tried to make it work out so 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.960 you guys could be here yesterday when Marny was here. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.920 But you might not know this, but our beloved Marny 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:21.239 Glarnare was a superstar volleyball player really, and nobody bumps 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.240 sets or spiked. Well, I don't think she can get 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:26.400 it over the net, but she never bumps or sets 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.320 like Marnie does. And if you want to see a 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.880 field of dreams kind of moment. Let her just go 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.360 out and do warm ups with you guys one of 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:37.360 these days and her watch her light up. She was 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:42.040 a superstar. And well I may have been putting it. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.679 People knew her name. Well, it might not be too 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:45.160 much either. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:46.079 She had a. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:52.040 Uniform in high school. But no, she loves volleyball, really doesn't. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.560 And I know she'd like to be a part of 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:58.439 this as well. So again, Minnesota Forge first game coming 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.800 up in January, gonna be huge, very much looking forward 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:02.080 to it. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.840 Thank you forgetting your time. I hope that Dave Schwartz 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:05.680 isn't holding you back. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.560 Wow, wow, I have Let me tell you, I've never 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:13.040 felt shorter in my life than with these volleyball players. 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.199 Yeah there and coach everybody. Yes, And you used to 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.840 stand next to Eric Perkins all the time and he's 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.679 he's a short East. That's one way to put it. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.480 Yeah, right, Dave, how are you involved? I mean, what's 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:25.880 going on? 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:26.160 Man? 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.200 Well, I'm not playing. I can tell you that that's 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.560 what happened. I'm helping out with PR. So it's been 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.000 been fun. We're making the rounds and it's a fun time. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.680 I mean, as Michelle said, uh, women's sports is a 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.760 great investment. You know, this is not charity. This is 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.080 an investment. And I think I agree with her prediction 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.560 that that this team and this franchise will go places 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:48.160 very quickly. 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:49.920 I'm gonna ask one more question, I promise I and 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.320 then and we'll go back to the team president for this. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.400 For somebody who is a saying I'm a novice is 0:09:56.440 --> 0:10:00.760 not even good enough. Tell me how the s goes 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.640 in professional volleyball? How many sets? Who's doing what? How 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.920 many what's the the overall rules of the sport. How 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.520 different are they from saying watching high school women's volleyball. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:15.960 It's a great question, Chris, thank you. Very similar, I think, 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.319 I honestly, I am not. Do we play three five? 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:23.280 We play up to five sets, but you can win 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.400 it if you win the first two, you win best 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:28.760 out of three, and it can go up to five sets, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.000 scores go up to twenty five. So it's very similar. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.160 Okay, yeah, yep. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.319 The thing is they're asking me to promote it, not 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:36.959 sin Yeah. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.600 Sure, I just yeah, for sure. I was asking touching 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.120 Avan spot. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.440 Yeah no, I just for people out there looking for 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.040 more information, once again, what's the website and when do 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:47.400 you know when the tickets are going to go on? 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.000 So yet have we made that announcement yet one to tea. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.440 Yeah, so you can put down a season deposit now. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:55.680 The website is Minnesotaforge dot com and we actually today 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.360 have a brand launch event to celebrate the big moment 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.480 at four thirty at Rice Park. So we will have 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:07.720 inaugural merch drop there, exclusive drop. We will be selling 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:11.200 our season tickets there, so get your deposit in and 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:15.400 then single ticket announcement coming soon. But yeah, i'd get 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.280 in early so you can get the best seats and 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:18.680 have the best experience. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:19.680 Awesome, very cool. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.439 Thank you for your time. We appreciate you coming in. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:22.640 Thank you so much. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.400 Nice to meet you too, and it was nice putting 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:26.280 up with you Dave as well. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.200 Yeah, and I really want to know who is the 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.479 best at the Bump and the Spike. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:31.920 From this group. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:37.520 I'm going to guess that I give Parker the good point. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.679 Yes, I think the rest of us can reach the top. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:41.880 I don't think that would be fair. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:42.440 I don't think so. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:45.280 But if you need the voice of the Minnesota Forge, 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.120 listen to this from Paul Meat Sauce Lambert Paul, give 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:49.360 them a little taste of what it's going to be like. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.920 What does that play by play for the Forge though 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.440 not the bumps that spikes? Yeah yeah, please we are 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.120 alive u Grand. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.960 Cas Arena for the first game of the Minnesota Ford 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.079 Just a beautiful. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:04.040 Day inside inside I know, but. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.400 Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, just making sure you know 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.319 how I'm. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:13.480 Sorry to talk and boom. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:14.240 Never mind. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.760 Thank you find somebody else you. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:17.839 Very much appreciate it. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:22.920 Guy, Thank you. Spike dot Com out there? Good wait, 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.560 good wait? How do you guy to go? All right? 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.079 We'll do headlines after this, more of the power drip 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:33.240 morning Joe after this. I'm the fan. This is why 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.320 during football season you have got to listen live. The 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.760 Vikings have named Kyler Murray is Sure Island. This year. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:44.280 We got Joe Bonamasa on August fifteenth, Snoop Dog on 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:49.160 September fifth, and Ron White on October seventeenth. Of course, 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.800 Shined on a couple of weeks as well. Get the 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.559 complete details on all of our coming shows in the 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.400 concert pace a KFA dot com here calendar. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.440 Who's opening for that shine Down show? 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.160 Isn't a coat and cash dang man. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.800 And you know it was weird at the Bananas game 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.400 last week. Yeah. I can't remember where they brought in. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.480 It might have might have been Crevor May in his 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:13.600 walk up song was Cod and Cambria. He's a pitcher, 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.760 and so they ended up playing because he was warming up. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.320 They've played like two minutes. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.520 Of Welcome Home by Cod and Cabria to this crowd, 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:23.600 of this family crowd. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.920 I'm telling you that it was awesome. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.720 They've done two in a row now, like rock opera records, 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.440 and those words are like, uh when I when I 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.680 hear those words, I think, well, that record sucks, you know, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.880 because there's only been maybe four in the history of 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.880 rock and roll that we're worth of. Dam Both these 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.920 records are very good in the store. The story follows 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.000 a salient storyline. It's really really good. I love that band. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.680 Man. I hope I don't have a gig don night. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:52.160 I'd like to go see that show anyway. There All right, 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.840 ladies and gentlemen, Parker Fox is here. 0:13:56.160 --> 0:14:00.560 Hie Parker, Hi guys, Hi Parker. Are you ready for headlines? 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:01.080 It is time? 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.400 Yeah, now it's time for headlines presented Vine. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:13.559 We get it. Sauce. Does it depress you or make 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.280 you happy that I knew you were going to say 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.640 the Minnesota bump set spikes? Is that like a good 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.080 thing that we know each other that well? Or is 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.760 it depressing that you were that predictable? I think it's 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:26.040 a little column a columbe for sure. All right, So 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:30.760 I'll shoot this is a two part sentence. The first sentence, 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.840 I have a hunch, is going to excite most of 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.760 these two rooms. And I said two rooms because I 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.840 don't mean three rooms, because Zach, it's not interested. Trust me. Now, 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:41.800 these two rooms in the first half of the sentence 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.800 are going to be like whoa, go on, go on, 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.640 let's get the second half of the sentence. Is why 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.400 it's in the headlines. All right, So as excited as 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:52.440 you're going to be, just give it five more seconds 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.080 and wait until I finish the sentence. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.040 Thank you for that. Everybody understand what's going to make 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:56.640 a fool of myself? 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.000 Sauce. You were blowing your nose in the hallway. So 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.160 here's the here's the the quick summation. There's a two 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:06.360 part sentence. Before you get super excited about the first half, 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.720 let me finish the second half, because that's the game changer. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:21.320 Okay you guys ready yeah. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:26.080 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model brooks Nader was hanging out topless 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.560 on a boat off the coast of. 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:36.160 Italy, ok tracking being cool. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.360 With her family, including her mom and dad. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:55.880 Yay, okay, listen, Oh can Ash you can I look 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.040 for clarification. You might not have it. Clarify step mom 0:15:59.040 --> 0:15:59.360 and dad. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.840 I don't believe so based on the story. It's this 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:07.280 is biological mother and you know, way way worse way 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:12.360 biological dad. Brooks Nader handlines. 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:15.400 Why not because she's topless? 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:21.360 I mean, yeah, m that is a weird family dynamic. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.400 Let's just call a spade a spade. What are we 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.560 doing here? I don't know what are we doing here? 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.800 I know everybody has ulsome jokes on the top of 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.080 their head, but like, can we just say this is weird? Right? 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:34.160 What are we doing here? 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:34.640 Well? 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.320 What is the goal here? You know? What are we doing? 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:38.200 Here's the thing. 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:42.600 I try not to judge what are we doing? 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.080 I think she's just trying to avoid tandlines. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.560 That could be it. Yeah, maybe she's allergic to tops. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.360 I know, because the dad would want to avoid therapy, 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.200 and I like tandlines. I don't want therapy. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.760 Yeah, I'm going to go with what you're saying is true. 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:02.760 Papa pictures are interesting way okay, ye? 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:05.280 Can we put them a bucket? 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:07.399 One guy? 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:08.920 What's her name again? 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:12.800 There's one where the dad is I mean maybe it was. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:14.960 I don't think he's looking directly. 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:20.440 At it Brooks Nader n A d e R. There's 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.399 a lot of is this her dad right there? And 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:26.520 this picture? But come on, he's looking right at her. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:31.520 Come on, man, it's her dad. But stop judging. In Italy, 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:32.600 it's it's a European. 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:36.640 Maybe he's finally able to take a deep rout now 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:38.639 there's nearly a whisper of wind. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:39.600 It just happens. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:40.920 They caught him at a time when he was looking 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:42.720 in that direction. I'm not going to judge this guy. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:45.240 He's staring right at him. 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:49.399 Well, maybe there was an ingrown hair and she was 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:50.720 asking for can you help me with this? 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.560 It's his daughter. Everybody be cool. There was a fly 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:55.360 or something on him. I don't know why you guys 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.120 are that's so weird. Maybe it's not weird, it's weird. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.520 It's kind of weird. It's super weird. 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.960 Judging because I make mistakes and I listen. I have 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.360 pictures taken to me where I am not looking flattering. 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:11.879 I think you look good, and every picture you always 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:19.200 look a handsome. I just it's a weird one. Yeah. 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.320 Today is episode two of Ted Lasso on Apple TV. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:27.240 Yeah, that's right already, Yep, Yeah, yep, I'm looking forward 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:27.439 to it. 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:28.040 I'll watch it. 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:28.680 Yeah. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:32.240 It saved a little bit. Uh in the very end 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.840 of that first episode. The rest of the first episode 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.840 felt like dangerously h generic. 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:38.240 Yep. 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.919 Yes, but I'm hoping that episode two comes around. So 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.399 I'm hoping, yeah, because I like that. 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:46.000 Yeah, there's no way to say it. Generics the perfect word, 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:47.959 because it wasn't good. It wasn't bad. It was just 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.760 like this is just yeah, this is It's just there 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:52.520 was nothing nothing. 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:56.120