WEBVTT - The Ass Slapper 

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo on the morning show. Good to have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>here with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone number eight four for Mojo Live the Texas nine

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<v Speaker 2>five five zero zero. So please participate on the radio

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<v Speaker 2>showgram today. Okay, So yesterday I went to go pick

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<v Speaker 2>up some Jersey mics and had something kind of interesting

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<v Speaker 2>happened to me. And I wanted to call this out

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<v Speaker 2>because guys do this. Do we have any guys listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the show right now? I'd love for you to

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<v Speaker 2>listen up for one second because I know that a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of times we have more women that listen to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Than guys that listen to us, and I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday it seemed like we went through like a span

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<v Speaker 2>of ten calls in a row and they were all

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<v Speaker 2>guys giving an opinions on a war of the roses.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday I ran into some buddies, guys that lived

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<v Speaker 2>in my old neighborhood, the Old Woodlands, and we were

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<v Speaker 2>at Jersey Mics. I was picking up a an order,

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<v Speaker 2>headed to go order there, and the guys had just

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<v Speaker 2>gotten done. They went engulfed at one of the golf

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<v Speaker 2>courses down the street, the Shenandoah, and we're hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting there talking and doing like what guys like

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<v Speaker 2>to do, you know, talk about a bunch of nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And as they were getting ready to leave, it was

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<v Speaker 2>like one after another doing something kind of interesting. The

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<v Speaker 2>first guy gives me the fist, you know, a little

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<v Speaker 2>fist action here where he's like, you know, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get me to like do our wonder twin powers or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that with each other. The COVID handsack the

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<v Speaker 2>COVID handshake in the day, and maybe that's the reason

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<v Speaker 2>I hated so much, because it reminds me, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>The second guy does one of those like half like

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<v Speaker 2>shoulder hug type things where he comes in for the

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<v Speaker 2>half shoulder hug, like yo, bro, you know type thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The last guy did something that I don't think guys

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<v Speaker 2>can do, and I wanted to ask this question. He

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<v Speaker 2>smacked me on the ass like he's as if to say,

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<v Speaker 2>have a good game. Yeah, you know, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>the things that guys do in sports, like you'll.

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<v Speaker 3>See football players, I feel like, do it a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Like great, great, great job, and they smack the ass

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, you can't smack my ass When I

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<v Speaker 2>just ordered a chicken pilly cheese steak, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Like I don't need an ass smack at

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<v Speaker 2>that particular time. Matter of fact, I don't even want

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<v Speaker 2>you to give me the fist at that particular time.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the bro hug was okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't like that whole thing, Like I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say goodbye to you guys and

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<v Speaker 2>go hey, guys, man, it's good to see you and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, like why can't we not why can

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<v Speaker 2>we not bow like the like they do in China

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<v Speaker 2>or something, you know what I mean, Like let's do

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<v Speaker 2>a bow to each other or something. Let's do something

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<v Speaker 2>that's a little bit more I don't know, civilized than

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<v Speaker 2>an ass smack.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you can do that. I don't like,

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<v Speaker 3>did you say anything?

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of like, well I did one of those

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<v Speaker 2>uh my god, like one of those like seriously, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was kind of like shocked by it, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, and I got in the car and

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<v Speaker 2>it took me a while to get the car into

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, reverse, to back out of the parkings

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<v Speaker 2>because I think I was so taken back by it.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was sexually assaulted at one particular time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it's crazy, but I do women ask slap? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you guys as slappers?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've never asked slapped before, Like you've never walked

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<v Speaker 2>up to uh a girlfriend and said, hey, you know

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<v Speaker 2>great job boom in smack.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>The only time I'll ever like touch one of my

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<v Speaker 3>friend's butts is if and I guess this sounds weird too,

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<v Speaker 3>but like if my friend Lindsay's wearing a pair of

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<v Speaker 3>jeans that makes her but look good, I'll be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>look at this booty and I give her a little

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<v Speaker 3>like squeeze. But we're weird like that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys turn any kind of a smack like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sexual it looks good, and I'll give it a little tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you will tap the ass, Yeah, oh tap that ass.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not a normal goodbye by any means.

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<v Speaker 2>But could you imagine, and you know this is the

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<v Speaker 2>part that's so funny, because Kevin's out this morning, could

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<v Speaker 2>you imagine what his reaction would be if I asked

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<v Speaker 2>slapped Kevin after he said something on the air that

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think that it would go He would.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at you, He would give you that look that

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<v Speaker 3>he does and not a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he would not be happy. Well you pissed?

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<v Speaker 2>You got to off for eighty thing? It would not

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<v Speaker 2>go good, Destiny, what's going on? It's about Joe in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. How are you good? How are you fantastic?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think of the ass slapper? You can't

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<v Speaker 2>be an ass lapper if you're hanging out in a Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>Mikes, can you? I think he just wanted a little cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Look cake. I never thought of it that way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe he just wanted a little What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>By the funny thing is you don't have an ass

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<v Speaker 3>for a smacking.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a great ass for smack.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't even need to say no offense because

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<v Speaker 3>you are aware of this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have no ass, Destiny. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you've noticed.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I have an ass.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hidden though by a lot of fat. So that's

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<v Speaker 2>the that's the problem there. I would like to have

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<v Speaker 2>what are the implants called? BBL? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just calling to let you guys know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am an ass leupper and so are all

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<v Speaker 3>my girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>We just do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's up? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>We're just we're just butt girls. So we're all like

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<v Speaker 1>in relationships married.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't you know, realize that until Shannon just said

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<v Speaker 2>that she'll smack ass with the friends of hers when

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<v Speaker 2>they're wearing a nice pair of jeans. So maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>don't this This is more of a I guess a

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<v Speaker 2>girl thing than it is a guy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are my guys at this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Where the guys at that want to talk about the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that they like to ask slap?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever done the credit card? What a card

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<v Speaker 3>check right up the butt crack?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Now that is totally uncalled for it. That's that's a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's one is going to get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Stanley, are you there? Stanley?

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<v Speaker 1>Stanley? Stanley?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever ask slap your friends when your friends

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<v Speaker 2>do something good?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, what is your what's your go to? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you give them the fist? Do you give them

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<v Speaker 1>a high five? Get in the fist or high five

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<v Speaker 1>or handshake or something like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, see that's a little bit more appropriate, don't

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<v Speaker 2>you think? What do you think about these these girls

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<v Speaker 2>that are saying they ask lap all the time? Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever seen girls ass lap like this, like they're

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<v Speaker 2>on a football field or something. Did you play any

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<v Speaker 2>sports in high school at all? Stanley team?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Stanley on the bowling team. All just

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<v Speaker 3>is falling into place to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait question, do bowlers like do they high five after

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<v Speaker 2>a strike or do they what do they do strikes? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's no ass slapping that's going on after a

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<v Speaker 2>strike in bowling. Not really. No, No, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>that'd be kind of tough, especially if you're putting your

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<v Speaker 2>hand over that little air thing that's right over there

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<v Speaker 2>to kind of what do you do when you're bowling

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<v Speaker 2>when you put your hand over that that air vent

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<v Speaker 2>that's up there on the ball return?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing that because you're trying to dry your hand?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, Okay, all right, yeah try that next time though

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<v Speaker 2>you're bowllying.

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<v Speaker 1>See what happens? Chris? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic? What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Not much? No, I was just commenting. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 4>I'm an ass slapper sometimes with certain people. My friends. Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like a specific group some of my friends that

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<v Speaker 4>go back into high school and stuff like that, Like

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<v Speaker 4>we just kind of mess around with each other, and

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<v Speaker 4>we just think it's funny because we all played sports together.

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<v Speaker 4>We all like, I think it's hilarious. And but there's

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<v Speaker 4>always that one guy that is so uncomfortable with it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes it even more even better.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me, Chris. I was that yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It does kind of make and because we enjoy.

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<v Speaker 4>Seeing the space like just like almost mortified, and it

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<v Speaker 4>gives that a little bit more like pleasure of like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, he hates.

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<v Speaker 2>It, but like I jumped so high off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I got some ups on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on, Luke? How you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Good? Luke? Your college hockey team ass lapped a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all the time. Yeah. I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>are you a Bronco? Are you a Western guy? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I can't say.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Oh you're currently on the team right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys are ass slapping each other.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool though, because you've got a lot of pads

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<v Speaker 2>on at that time, right Oh yeah. But sometimes after

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<v Speaker 2>the game when all the boys are in the shower.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, wait a second, Okay, that's a different leveld On.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ass lapping.

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<v Speaker 3>It came off a little game.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, do you guys it's not you get do you

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<v Speaker 2>guys ever do the credit card thing, but do it

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<v Speaker 2>with your hockey stick?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that a well that gets you a penalty?

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<v Speaker 2>God, oh my god, they're ass lapping on a hockey

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<v Speaker 2>team in the locker room. I'm gonna have to ask

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<v Speaker 2>my hockey buddies question, is is that a normal thing? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder why you're not telling us what college that you

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<v Speaker 1>go to.