Speaker 1: Mojo on the morning show. Good to have you guys
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Speaker 2: Phone number eight four for Mojo Live the Texas nine
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Speaker 2: showgram today. Okay, So yesterday I went to go pick
Speaker 2: up some Jersey mics and had something kind of interesting
Speaker 2: happened to me. And I wanted to call this out
Speaker 2: because guys do this. Do we have any guys listening
Speaker 2: to the show right now? I'd love for you to
Speaker 2: listen up for one second because I know that a
Speaker 2: lot of times we have more women that listen to us.
Speaker 1: Than guys that listen to us, and I like that.
Speaker 2: Yesterday it seemed like we went through like a span
Speaker 2: of ten calls in a row and they were all
Speaker 2: guys giving an opinions on a war of the roses.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I ran into some buddies, guys that lived
Speaker 2: in my old neighborhood, the Old Woodlands, and we were
Speaker 2: at Jersey Mics. I was picking up a an order,
Speaker 2: headed to go order there, and the guys had just
Speaker 2: gotten done. They went engulfed at one of the golf
Speaker 2: courses down the street, the Shenandoah, and we're hanging out
Speaker 2: just sitting there talking and doing like what guys like
Speaker 2: to do, you know, talk about a bunch of nothing.
Speaker 2: And as they were getting ready to leave, it was
Speaker 2: like one after another doing something kind of interesting. The
Speaker 2: first guy gives me the fist, you know, a little
Speaker 2: fist action here where he's like, you know, trying to
Speaker 2: get me to like do our wonder twin powers or
Speaker 2: something like that with each other. The COVID handsack the
Speaker 2: COVID handshake in the day, and maybe that's the reason
Speaker 2: I hated so much, because it reminds me, you know.
Speaker 2: The second guy does one of those like half like
Speaker 2: shoulder hug type things where he comes in for the
Speaker 2: half shoulder hug, like yo, bro, you know type thing.
Speaker 2: The last guy did something that I don't think guys
Speaker 2: can do, and I wanted to ask this question. He
Speaker 2: smacked me on the ass like he's as if to say,
Speaker 2: have a good game. Yeah, you know, you know, the
Speaker 2: the things that guys do in sports, like you'll.
Speaker 3: See football players, I feel like, do it a lot.
Speaker 2: Like great, great, great job, and they smack the ass
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you can't smack my ass When I
Speaker 2: just ordered a chicken pilly cheese steak, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like I don't need an ass smack at
Speaker 2: that particular time. Matter of fact, I don't even want
Speaker 2: you to give me the fist at that particular time.
Speaker 1: Maybe the bro hug was okay.
Speaker 2: But I don't like that whole thing, Like I like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to say goodbye to you guys and
Speaker 2: go hey, guys, man, it's good to see you and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, like why can't we not why can
Speaker 2: we not bow like the like they do in China
Speaker 2: or something, you know what I mean, Like let's do
Speaker 2: a bow to each other or something. Let's do something
Speaker 2: that's a little bit more I don't know, civilized than
Speaker 2: an ass smack.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can do that. I don't like,
Speaker 3: did you say anything?
Speaker 2: I kind of like, well I did one of those
Speaker 2: uh my god, like one of those like seriously, like
Speaker 2: I was kind of like shocked by it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, and I got in the car and
Speaker 2: it took me a while to get the car into
Speaker 2: to you know, reverse, to back out of the parkings
Speaker 2: because I think I was so taken back by it.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was sexually assaulted at one particular time.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: Know it's crazy, but I do women ask slap? Are
Speaker 2: you guys as slappers?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, you've never asked slapped before, Like you've never walked
Speaker 2: up to uh a girlfriend and said, hey, you know
Speaker 2: great job boom in smack.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: The only time I'll ever like touch one of my
Speaker 3: friend's butts is if and I guess this sounds weird too,
Speaker 3: but like if my friend Lindsay's wearing a pair of
Speaker 3: jeans that makes her but look good, I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at this booty and I give her a little
Speaker 3: like squeeze. But we're weird like that guy.
Speaker 1: Guys turn any kind of a smack like that.
Speaker 3: Sexual it looks good, and I'll give it a little tap.
Speaker 1: Well you will tap the ass, Yeah, oh tap that ass.
Speaker 3: But I'm not a normal goodbye by any means.
Speaker 2: But could you imagine, and you know this is the
Speaker 2: part that's so funny, because Kevin's out this morning, could
Speaker 2: you imagine what his reaction would be if I asked
Speaker 2: slapped Kevin after he said something on the air that
Speaker 2: was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that it would go He would.
Speaker 3: Look at you, He would give you that look that
Speaker 3: he does and not a good look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would not be happy. Well you pissed?
Speaker 2: You got to off for eighty thing? It would not
Speaker 2: go good, Destiny, what's going on? It's about Joe in
Speaker 2: the morning. How are you good? How are you fantastic?
Speaker 2: What do you think of the ass slapper? You can't
Speaker 2: be an ass lapper if you're hanging out in a Jersey.
Speaker 1: Mikes, can you? I think he just wanted a little cake.
Speaker 1: Look cake. I never thought of it that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he just wanted a little What does that mean?
Speaker 3: By the funny thing is you don't have an ass
Speaker 3: for a smacking.
Speaker 1: I don't have a great ass for smack.
Speaker 3: And I don't even need to say no offense because
Speaker 3: you are aware of this.
Speaker 1: No, I have no ass, Destiny. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've noticed.
Speaker 3: Actually I have an ass.
Speaker 2: It's hidden though by a lot of fat. So that's
Speaker 2: the that's the problem there. I would like to have
Speaker 2: what are the implants called? BBL? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Jackie? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: I was just calling to let you guys know.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am an ass leupper and so are all
Speaker 3: my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: We just do it.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up? Well?
Speaker 1: We're just we're just butt girls. So we're all like
Speaker 1: in relationships married.
Speaker 2: I didn't you know, realize that until Shannon just said
Speaker 2: that she'll smack ass with the friends of hers when
Speaker 2: they're wearing a nice pair of jeans. So maybe I
Speaker 2: don't this This is more of a I guess a
Speaker 2: girl thing than it is a guy thing.
Speaker 1: Where are my guys at this morning?
Speaker 2: Where the guys at that want to talk about the
Speaker 2: fact that they like to ask slap?
Speaker 3: Have you ever done the credit card? What a card
Speaker 3: check right up the butt crack?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Now that is totally uncalled for it. That's that's a friend.
Speaker 2: That's that's one is going to get you in trouble.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Stanley, are you there? Stanley?
Speaker 1: Stanley? Stanley?
Speaker 2: Do you ever ask slap your friends when your friends
Speaker 2: do something good?
Speaker 1: I know, what is your what's your go to? Are you?
Speaker 1: Do you give them the fist? Do you give them
Speaker 1: a high five? Get in the fist or high five
Speaker 1: or handshake or something like that?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, see that's a little bit more appropriate, don't
Speaker 2: you think? What do you think about these these girls
Speaker 2: that are saying they ask lap all the time? Have
Speaker 2: you ever seen girls ass lap like this, like they're
Speaker 2: on a football field or something. Did you play any
Speaker 2: sports in high school at all? Stanley team?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Stanley on the bowling team. All just
Speaker 3: is falling into place to me.
Speaker 2: Wait question, do bowlers like do they high five after
Speaker 2: a strike or do they what do they do strikes? Yes,
Speaker 2: but there's no ass slapping that's going on after a
Speaker 2: strike in bowling. Not really. No, No, that's kind of
Speaker 2: that'd be kind of tough, especially if you're putting your
Speaker 2: hand over that little air thing that's right over there
Speaker 2: to kind of what do you do when you're bowling
Speaker 2: when you put your hand over that that air vent
Speaker 2: that's up there on the ball return?
Speaker 1: Are you doing that because you're trying to dry your hand?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly, Okay, all right, yeah try that next time though
Speaker 2: you're bowllying.
Speaker 1: See what happens? Chris? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Fantastic? What's up?
Speaker 4: Oh? Not much? No, I was just commenting. I'm I'm
Speaker 4: I'm an ass slapper sometimes with certain people. My friends. Uh,
Speaker 4: it's like a specific group some of my friends that
Speaker 4: go back into high school and stuff like that, Like
Speaker 4: we just kind of mess around with each other, and
Speaker 4: we just think it's funny because we all played sports together.
Speaker 4: We all like, I think it's hilarious. And but there's
Speaker 4: always that one guy that is so uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 4: It makes it even more even better.
Speaker 2: That's me, Chris. I was that yesterday.
Speaker 1: It does kind of make and because we enjoy.
Speaker 4: Seeing the space like just like almost mortified, and it
Speaker 4: gives that a little bit more like pleasure of like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, he hates.
Speaker 2: It, but like I jumped so high off the ground.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I got some ups on that one.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Luke? How you doing.
Speaker 1: Good? Luke? Your college hockey team ass lapped a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all the time. Yeah. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: are you a Bronco? Are you a Western guy? No?
Speaker 3: No, I can't say.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Oh you're currently on the team right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: And you guys are ass slapping each other.
Speaker 2: That's cool though, because you've got a lot of pads
Speaker 2: on at that time, right Oh yeah. But sometimes after
Speaker 2: the game when all the boys are in the shower.
Speaker 3: Oh no, wait a second, Okay, that's a different leveld On.
Speaker 1: You're ass lapping.
Speaker 3: It came off a little game.
Speaker 2: Wow, do you guys it's not you get do you
Speaker 2: guys ever do the credit card thing, but do it
Speaker 2: with your hockey stick?
Speaker 1: Or is that a well that gets you a penalty?
Speaker 2: God, oh my god, they're ass lapping on a hockey
Speaker 2: team in the locker room. I'm gonna have to ask
Speaker 2: my hockey buddies question, is is that a normal thing? No?
Speaker 1: Wonder why you're not telling us what college that you
Speaker 1: go to.