WEBVTT - Smith Joins Us for HIs Last Day of Summer 

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a male lady yesterday. Oh, my God. Hot?

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<v Speaker 1>What took the male lady?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, she was cold as hell. That's when I FaceTimed you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at my big fat shawarma having, like, a meeting,

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<v Speaker 2>and hopefully they join us as a client, and, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we do all the great things. Food is incredible. In

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<v Speaker 2>walks a male lady, and not like an average male lady.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, not average?

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<v Speaker 2>She was like an OnlyFans model.

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<v Speaker 1>You say stacked. Smith, you know what OnlyFans is? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard of that? Bow, bow, bow.

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<v Speaker 2>Had all that on her, Smith, I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Smith is like, is she your male lady? No.

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<v Speaker 3>She was just there getting lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>She was big fat shawarma's male lady. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is going to be a regrettable

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<v Speaker 1>thing that Shannon's going to have. A little bit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You worried about me. I'd worry about him. Sarah, you there, Sarah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? What's happening? Oh, Well, first time, first

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<v Speaker 1>time long. I just have to say Smith was the

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<v Speaker 1>cutest thing. Wasn't that great?

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<v Speaker 4>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, a misfit Ron text this in. He said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's misfit Ron. I cannot believe how old Smith is.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was just yesterday that Shannon was

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<v Speaker 1>in a recliner in the corner of the studio pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to be on bed rest with Smith. He

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to come party a couple months early.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not one that likes to hang out at home,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? You like to go out and have fun? Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Until it gets too much. Until it gets too much?

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<v Speaker 1>What is too much for you? We were just talking

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<v Speaker 1>a second ago and your mom made a comment about

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you are... A wino? Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like wine? Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Never.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you sip your mom's? Oh, yeah. Do you?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes she doesn't know, but we don't talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the first time that I ever grabbed. Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're like this. Did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>try to drink out of your parents' drink when you

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<v Speaker 1>were a little kid? Sarah, are you there, Sarah?

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Sarah's listening to herself. Sarah, turn off the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to us. Sarah. Oh, no, she's enjoying herself. Let

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<v Speaker 1>her listen to herself. I remember the first time I grabbed,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was my dad's drink, and my dad and

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<v Speaker 1>mom were drinking the same thing, and I thought to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>parents only like milkshakes. You know what I mean? That's

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<v Speaker 1>what you think. That's right. I didn't realize milkshakes had

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<v Speaker 1>olives in it. It was a martini.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what your.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents drank together?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I feel kind of sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time I think I had alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>I may have been around Smith Sage. I know for

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<v Speaker 2>sure I wasn't Tim. I was in the living room

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<v Speaker 2>at my parents' house, obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I may have been nine. And I guess we

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<v Speaker 2>had a party of some sort. And my dad had a,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was a Coors Light. I know

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<v Speaker 2>it was a silver can. And for some reason I

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed it and they were like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, put that down. He was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>let him have it. Let him have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I drank that thing and I think I threw up immediately.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the nastiest thing I.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad is a big beer drinker and used to

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<v Speaker 3>pour me little, like, do you remember those little teeny

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<v Speaker 3>tiny Dixie cups?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to watch Cheers together every single night, and

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<v Speaker 3>he would always pour me a little Dixie cup of

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<v Speaker 3>beer so I could have my own, and we would

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<v Speaker 3>cheers during the theme song of watching it. It's seriously

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<v Speaker 3>one of my earliest, most favorite memories.

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<v Speaker 1>Making our way in the world today takes everything you got.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Sean? Sean?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, this is Pipe for the Shine.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all already know. What's up, man?

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what's up, y'all? Hey, man, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>speak with Lil' Smith. What's up, Smith?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, how old are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I got a kid your age. Oh, nine. Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a 10-year-old, bro. Hey, man, so you like

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<v Speaker 4>in fifth grade or something like that? Third.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going into third.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're going in the third? Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Because my son is a fourth grader.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of feel weird having to type in Sean.

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<v Speaker 1>It just feels weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't been in school for so long, bro. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just saying, dog. I'm just... What's weird about it? Am

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<v Speaker 4>I a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's just kind of, hey... older man talking to

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<v Speaker 1>younger kid. I don't know. I love that Smith's trying.

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<v Speaker 4>To sound cool too. He's like, yeah. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 4>to be quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no. I'm not trying.

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<v Speaker 4>To be that way. Okay, listen. I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, have a seat over here. This is Chris Hansen.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on. Anita, what's up, Anita? Hi, Anita. What's up? Anita,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there you go. You got your Bluetooth figured out.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Anita.

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<v Speaker 1>Anita, you to speak. All right, I think she's done. Brandon,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Brandon? Good morning. Good morning. What's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>First time in a long time. What up, kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, man. Oh my God. Sounds like a little

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<v Speaker 1>Chihuahua over there. What's that? What's happening? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>calling for Brandon?

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<v Speaker 4>So when I was about three or four years old,

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<v Speaker 4>my family used to tell me stories, how I used

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<v Speaker 4>to sneak to like drink my uncle's beer. Cause he

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<v Speaker 4>used to live with us growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Smith gave us, yeah, really in, in you would sneak

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<v Speaker 1>the beer as a three or four year old.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's what they would tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>It was about two different times that I've done it.

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<v Speaker 4>Not like I was doing it, like, continuously, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. By the way, that seems young. That seems almost

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<v Speaker 1>too young, three or four years old. Are you a

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<v Speaker 1>big beer drinker now?

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<v Speaker 4>Believe it or not, yes. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Smith, how does alcohol feel at your age? Like, when

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<v Speaker 2>you sip that sneaky wine, how do you feel?

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<v Speaker 1>Powerful. That's why I do it too. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a fun Friday.