Speaker 1: I saw a male lady yesterday. Oh, my God. Hot?
Speaker 1: What took the male lady?
Speaker 2: Listen, she was cold as hell. That's when I FaceTimed you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was at my big fat shawarma having, like, a meeting,
Speaker 2: and hopefully they join us as a client, and, you know,
Speaker 2: we do all the great things. Food is incredible. In
Speaker 2: walks a male lady, and not like an average male lady.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, not average?
Speaker 2: She was like an OnlyFans model.
Speaker 1: You say stacked. Smith, you know what OnlyFans is? Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of that? Bow, bow, bow.
Speaker 2: Had all that on her, Smith, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Smith is like, is she your male lady? No.
Speaker 3: She was just there getting lunch.
Speaker 1: She was big fat shawarma's male lady. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is going to be a regrettable
Speaker 1: thing that Shannon's going to have. A little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You worried about me. I'd worry about him. Sarah, you there, Sarah?
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1: What's going on? What's happening? Oh, Well, first time, first
Speaker 1: time long. I just have to say Smith was the
Speaker 1: cutest thing. Wasn't that great?
Speaker 4: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: By the way, a misfit Ron text this in. He said, hey,
Speaker 1: it's misfit Ron. I cannot believe how old Smith is.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was just yesterday that Shannon was
Speaker 1: in a recliner in the corner of the studio pregnant
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: Gosh, yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to be on bed rest with Smith. He
Speaker 3: wanted to come party a couple months early.
Speaker 1: You're not one that likes to hang out at home,
Speaker 1: are you? You like to go out and have fun? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Until it gets too much. Until it gets too much?
Speaker 1: What is too much for you? We were just talking
Speaker 1: a second ago and your mom made a comment about
Speaker 1: the fact that you are... A wino? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Do you like wine? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: Never.
Speaker 1: Do you sip your mom's? Oh, yeah. Do you?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Sometimes she doesn't know, but we don't talk about that.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time that I ever grabbed. Sarah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're like this. Did you ever
Speaker 1: try to drink out of your parents' drink when you
Speaker 1: were a little kid? Sarah, are you there, Sarah?
Speaker 4: Sarah?
Speaker 1: Oh, Sarah's listening to herself. Sarah, turn off the radio.
Speaker 1: Talk to us. Sarah. Oh, no, she's enjoying herself. Let
Speaker 1: her listen to herself. I remember the first time I grabbed,
Speaker 1: and it was my dad's drink, and my dad and
Speaker 1: mom were drinking the same thing, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: parents only like milkshakes. You know what I mean? That's
Speaker 1: what you think. That's right. I didn't realize milkshakes had
Speaker 1: olives in it. It was a martini.
Speaker 2: Is that what your.
Speaker 1: Parents drank together?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I feel kind of sorry.
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I think I had alcohol.
Speaker 2: I may have been around Smith Sage. I know for
Speaker 2: sure I wasn't Tim. I was in the living room
Speaker 2: at my parents' house, obviously.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I may have been nine. And I guess we
Speaker 2: had a party of some sort. And my dad had a,
Speaker 2: I feel like it was a Coors Light. I know
Speaker 2: it was a silver can. And for some reason I
Speaker 2: grabbed it and they were like.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, put that down. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: let him have it. Let him have it.
Speaker 2: I drank that thing and I think I threw up immediately.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: It was the nastiest thing I.
Speaker 1: Ever had in my life.
Speaker 3: My dad is a big beer drinker and used to
Speaker 3: pour me little, like, do you remember those little teeny
Speaker 3: tiny Dixie cups?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We used to watch Cheers together every single night, and
Speaker 3: he would always pour me a little Dixie cup of
Speaker 3: beer so I could have my own, and we would
Speaker 3: cheers during the theme song of watching it. It's seriously
Speaker 3: one of my earliest, most favorite memories.
Speaker 1: Making our way in the world today takes everything you got.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Sean? Sean?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, this is Pipe for the Shine.
Speaker 4: Y'all already know. What's up, man?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up, y'all? Hey, man, I just wanted to
Speaker 4: speak with Lil' Smith. What's up, Smith?
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, how old are you?
Speaker 4: I got a kid your age. Oh, nine. Oh, wow.
Speaker 4: I got a 10-year-old, bro. Hey, man, so you like
Speaker 4: in fifth grade or something like that? Third.
Speaker 1: I'm going into third.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're going in the third? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Because my son is a fourth grader.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel weird having to type in Sean.
Speaker 1: It just feels weird.
Speaker 4: I ain't been in school for so long, bro. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, dog. I'm just... What's weird about it? Am
Speaker 4: I a joke?
Speaker 1: No, it's just kind of, hey... older man talking to
Speaker 1: younger kid. I don't know. I love that Smith's trying.
Speaker 4: To sound cool too. He's like, yeah. I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to be quiet.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm not trying.
Speaker 4: To be that way. Okay, listen. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: Hey, have a seat over here. This is Chris Hansen.
Speaker 1: Hold on. Anita, what's up, Anita? Hi, Anita. What's up? Anita,
Speaker 1: are you there?
Speaker 4: Are you there?
Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. You got your Bluetooth figured out.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Anita.
Speaker 1: Anita, you to speak. All right, I think she's done. Brandon,
Speaker 1: what's up, Brandon? Good morning. Good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 4: First time in a long time. What up, kids?
Speaker 1: Welcome back, man. Oh my God. Sounds like a little
Speaker 1: Chihuahua over there. What's that? What's happening? What are you
Speaker 1: calling for Brandon?
Speaker 4: So when I was about three or four years old,
Speaker 4: my family used to tell me stories, how I used
Speaker 4: to sneak to like drink my uncle's beer. Cause he
Speaker 4: used to live with us growing up.
Speaker 1: Smith gave us, yeah, really in, in you would sneak
Speaker 1: the beer as a three or four year old.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's what they would tell me.
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
Speaker 4: It was about two different times that I've done it.
Speaker 4: Not like I was doing it, like, continuously, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, that seems young. That seems almost
Speaker 1: too young, three or four years old. Are you a
Speaker 1: big beer drinker now?
Speaker 4: Believe it or not, yes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Believe it.
Speaker 2: Smith, how does alcohol feel at your age? Like, when
Speaker 2: you sip that sneaky wine, how do you feel?
Speaker 1: Powerful. That's why I do it too. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a fun Friday.