Speaker 1: Your secile company would never offer you free flowers for
Speaker 1: a survey.
Speaker 2: It's War of the Roses.
Speaker 3: I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 1: Let's jump right into it. Okay, without a further ado,
Speaker 1: we got Cameron on the phone. Cameron has been listening
Speaker 1: to KATIBB for a long time. Here, you are a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous. I would be too to be on
Speaker 1: War of the Roses. Cameron, what's going on? Why are
Speaker 1: you here today?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 4: Well, I said, it's about my girlfriend Haley. I'm just
Speaker 4: I don't know. I got some strong suspicions that she
Speaker 4: is I don't know. I cannot be doing something with
Speaker 4: her ex. So let's see. Haley and I. You know,
Speaker 4: we've been going I guess through kind of a rough patch.
Speaker 4: She's been acting pretty weird lately. The department has been
Speaker 4: pretty low lately. We haven't really, you know, touched each
Speaker 4: other much in the recent le lately. And okay, and uh, Kyle,
Speaker 4: she's friends with her ex. Kyle. I know this makes
Speaker 4: me a little uncomfortable. But then I got some evidence
Speaker 4: that doesn't look so good to me. So here, here's
Speaker 4: here's what happens. So Kyle, Uh, he's actually he's missing
Speaker 4: two fingers on his hand, some kind of accident like
Speaker 4: a chain saw something rather when he was younger.
Speaker 1: Oh dang wow, okay, all right, so two fingers. Wish
Speaker 1: two fingers were gone.
Speaker 4: I think it's his first two, like the you know,
Speaker 4: the the index and the middle finger, you know, like
Speaker 4: if you make a piece on that kind of thing,
Speaker 4: those two fingers. Okay, uh, he's missing those.
Speaker 5: And the other.
Speaker 3: Morning, how do you snap your fingers though?
Speaker 1: I mean you us, I mean, why do you, like,
Speaker 1: let's say you're in a concert and you like want
Speaker 1: to snap your fingers poetry reading? You're a poetry reading.
Speaker 1: You can't snap with you. Okay, I'm being silly, trying
Speaker 1: to light the mood a little bit. Okay, So he's
Speaker 1: missing two So the so did what does this have
Speaker 1: to do with what?
Speaker 3: Anything?
Speaker 4: Because because the other morning, I'm getting out of the
Speaker 4: shower and I noticed a handprint on the glass shower
Speaker 4: door missing the first two fingers. So that's that's not good.
Speaker 4: And so you know, I asked her, Hey, what's Pyle
Speaker 4: over here? And she just goes off, Oh my god, no,
Speaker 4: of course not. What are you talking about? Called not
Speaker 4: over here?
Speaker 3: You're being crazy?
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah blah. And it's pretty irrefutable to me,
Speaker 4: So I thought, maybe we can check it out.
Speaker 3: Well, how do you explain?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I mean and conceivably I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of like touching the shower wall or door door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you see like a soapy handprint on there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: if I saw a handprint that clearly showed two fin
Speaker 1: was it on the correct hand?
Speaker 3: That's a question.
Speaker 2: Even so, why is it on there in the first place,
Speaker 2: missing two fingers?
Speaker 3: There's not that many likely suspects. Yeah, well no.
Speaker 1: But if he's missing, which which hand is he missing?
Speaker 1: The two fingers on.
Speaker 4: That's the right hand, and I don't know if he's
Speaker 4: right hand. I think he is. I mean, it's the
Speaker 4: one you'd open the door with. So it seems pretty
Speaker 4: obvious to me.
Speaker 2: I feel like, well, she's either hooked up with her
Speaker 2: ex or a different guy who happens to be missing the.
Speaker 4: First of.
Speaker 6: Hair.
Speaker 1: I think there might be maybe a logical explanation, but
Speaker 1: there is definitely almost a surefire way to find out.
Speaker 1: If she picks him for the overnight vacation or stay
Speaker 1: or whatever Jenny's gonna promise with this fake ploy. Then
Speaker 1: if she picks him, then well it worries me definitely
Speaker 1: that she you have not touched each other in a
Speaker 1: long time. Now, that's a sign right there, So that
Speaker 1: could be something somebody's unhappy about something, so.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that needs to be worked out, but
Speaker 4: not by you know, if she's doing whatever she's doing
Speaker 4: with Pile.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you gonna do, Jenny? What are you
Speaker 3: gonna get it? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I'll offer her some nice little staycation
Speaker 7: because I feel like, I don't know, maybe she wants
Speaker 7: to go into a shower with someone else in a
Speaker 7: different hotel room and bring some handprints somewhere else.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we don't mean to laugh at your
Speaker 1: dilemma here, because you know, we know it's serious. But
Speaker 1: I will tell you we've never had missing fingers on
Speaker 1: War of the Roses before the first for everything, you
Speaker 1: never had that one. All right, hang on for a second, Cameron.
Speaker 1: We'll make the phone call to what's your girl's name?
Speaker 4: Her name is Haley.
Speaker 1: All right, We'll call Haley in a second and see
Speaker 1: who she wants to spend like a little staycation weekend
Speaker 1: get away, and it had better be you.
Speaker 4: Not.
Speaker 3: What's the guy's name?
Speaker 4: His name is Kyle.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll make the phone call next on Katie WB.
Speaker 1: Not everyone deserves closure, but we do it timer Part
Speaker 1: two of War the Roses on Katie WB. You know,
Speaker 1: you never know what's going to give it away when
Speaker 1: you got something secretive going on. So, first of all,
Speaker 1: it's a couple and they haven't been intimate in some time. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that can be a red flag, but there's also
Speaker 1: other reasons maybe whatever. But then he's looking at the
Speaker 1: shower door and I'm picturing like a glass shower door
Speaker 1: that swings open. Yeah, and her ex boyfriend is missing
Speaker 1: two fingers.
Speaker 3: Did she say which hand?
Speaker 2: She said the piece hand, but her peace side hand,
Speaker 2: the right hand, the right hand.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he notices a handprint on the shower door that
Speaker 1: very distinctly does not have the first two fingers. So
Speaker 1: I want you to push on something and not put
Speaker 1: your two first fingers down. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: very natural, does it.
Speaker 2: It feels like I'm a muppet or I have little
Speaker 2: like alien hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he's wondering, has this guy been in their shower
Speaker 1: that would be bad?
Speaker 6: And his name the guy, the ex's name is Kyle.
Speaker 3: Okay, so if she picks Kyle, then the problem. Let's
Speaker 3: make the phone.
Speaker 7: Call if Haley thinks doing the survey with me as
Speaker 7: a thank you, like I told you, we have a
Speaker 7: little fund stakeation weekend that we're giving you and it
Speaker 7: involves going to which is a beautiful hotel. I mean
Speaker 7: you're going to have a nice little hot tub in
Speaker 7: your hotel room. There's a workout fitness center and a
Speaker 7: pool and all that stuff, so you'll really enjoy this day.
Speaker 7: What I am wondering first is I have your information.
Speaker 7: We do have to know if you're bringing someone along
Speaker 7: with you, what the name of that person will because
Speaker 7: we got to put them on the reservation as well.
Speaker 8: Oh I mean yeah, I was planning a bit like
Speaker 8: you don't need my credit card or anything, right, that's
Speaker 8: just like free, right.
Speaker 6: Yes, completely free?
Speaker 8: Oh okay, then so like neither one of us is
Speaker 8: going to get charged or anything for this, right, Nope,
Speaker 8: just need.
Speaker 6: The person that you want to bring with you.
Speaker 8: And just to be clear, when is it for We.
Speaker 7: Have quite a few open dates, so it pretty much
Speaker 7: just has to be used by the end of twenty
Speaker 7: twenty five, so by the end of the year, but
Speaker 7: we can work around to your schedule and whatever we
Speaker 7: have available.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah, I would like to bring my boyfriend, Cameron.
Speaker 7: Cameron, okay, perfect. I love that you're bringing your boyfriend.
Speaker 7: You guys are gonna have so much fun together.
Speaker 8: I mean, I hope he enjoys it, Like I think
Speaker 8: we're gonna have a great time, and you know, this
Speaker 8: will be a nice little surprise for him, So I hope. So,
Speaker 8: I hope he really likes it.
Speaker 1: Well, you sound excited about this one, and so let
Speaker 1: me explain what's going on and let you down easy.
Speaker 1: It is the whole thing that you just heard. There's
Speaker 1: the survey and the hotel and everything is is not real, Hayley,
Speaker 1: it is it is.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's KTWDB.
Speaker 1: My aame's Dave and I work over at KATWB Radio
Speaker 1: And that was Jenny from KTWB and we were put
Speaker 1: up to this to call you to see if you
Speaker 1: would choose a weekend with Cameron or a guy named Kyle.
Speaker 4: Wait, what Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's always a kind of a hard pill to swallow.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the phone right now. I'm talking with Cameron,
Speaker 1: and Cameron told us the story. And I know this
Speaker 1: is all a lot to absorbble ones, but Cameron called
Speaker 1: our show and he wanted us to call you. He
Speaker 1: told us the story about how there has been a
Speaker 1: whole lot of romance in the relationship lately, and then
Speaker 1: the handprint you know what I'm talking about, the handprint
Speaker 1: on the shower door.
Speaker 4: Hayley. Why don't you just admit that you had Kyle over?
Speaker 4: Do't your chance? Go ahead? Just admit it? Cameron?
Speaker 1: Is that Yeah, he's thanks Cameron. I didn't get a
Speaker 1: chance to say, yeah, he's on the phone too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he was. It's so obvious. So why
Speaker 4: this is your chance? I just admit that he was over.
Speaker 8: Okay, I can't this is not you were absolutely crazy? Okay,
Speaker 8: was Kyle or not?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Kyle came over. He had a situation where his hot
Speaker 8: water heater went down and he needed to take a shower.
Speaker 8: So I said, fine, go ahead, not a problem. Like
Speaker 8: I didn't want to say anything because you freak out
Speaker 8: every time you mentioned Kyle. Like now now here we are, here,
Speaker 8: we go it.
Speaker 5: Hot water eater was, so you invite him over to
Speaker 5: your place to take a shower.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe there was another option, like his friend or his
Speaker 5: mother or I don't know, a hotel.
Speaker 4: Why are you inviting Kyle.
Speaker 5: Over when his hot water eaters out?
Speaker 4: That's not right. It's just that I don't know. Honestly,
Speaker 4: I'm just being polite.
Speaker 2: It doesn't no big deal.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you.
Speaker 8: Think is happening is an ex.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Am I crazy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't, You're crazy at all?
Speaker 6: Inappropriate? Yeah, have your ex over, like, especially not to
Speaker 6: do something like showering.
Speaker 3: What were you doing when he was showering?
Speaker 4: Good? Good question, but thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6: It's garden work, slag for something we just don't.
Speaker 3: Know yet, that garden all right? Yeah, well you can
Speaker 3: see why, you know what. I'll be I'll be honest
Speaker 3: with you, Haley.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to play mediator, but I think the
Speaker 1: only reason for your actual to come over is he
Speaker 1: has returned your you know, scrabble game that he had
Speaker 1: borrowed or whatever, but not to come over to take
Speaker 1: a shower.
Speaker 3: To be like, I'm sorry, Kyle.
Speaker 1: I think there's a little bit too much closeness to
Speaker 1: come over to take a shower.
Speaker 2: I mean she still picked Cameron though, for the overnight's day.
Speaker 3: So so you're on team Haley.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying that, like it's she's might not.
Speaker 1: Be cheating, but still it's still a weird to be cheating,
Speaker 1: but it's still weird to do.
Speaker 8: I am definitely not cheating. I love you Cameron, although
Speaker 8: right now it's a little questionable, like this is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: This is crazy.
Speaker 4: We got to talk this, We got to talk this through.
Speaker 8: I mean, we are definitely.
Speaker 3: Going to have to talk about this text messages. She's lying.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any This is what I would
Speaker 1: do if somebody said, hey, Dave, like my ex from
Speaker 1: years ago, said my shower's not working, Can I come
Speaker 1: over and take a shower? And be like, am I
Speaker 1: your first choice? I mean it's a random I'm your
Speaker 1: first choice? Aren't there many other people? Wouldn't you even
Speaker 1: rather go to a motel room or down to the gym. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and take a shower down to the gym. You go
Speaker 1: to a truck stop. You can take a shower for
Speaker 1: five dollars at a truck stop.
Speaker 2: This text says when a woman's voice gets that squeaky,
Speaker 2: she was getting down with the freaky deeky.
Speaker 6: Yes, the change in pitching her voice gives it all away.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't blame him at all for being suspicious, and
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's any good is What would
Speaker 1: happen Jenny if somebody said, Okay, hey, Jenny, we used
Speaker 1: to date like five years ago. My shower's not working.
Speaker 1: I come over and take a shower.
Speaker 7: And would probably be like, no, find a different place,
Speaker 7: just take a shower. What I would It's that or
Speaker 7: I would assume that they're trying to get it on
Speaker 7: with me, obviously, and so then I'd be like, am
Speaker 7: I interested in that? And then maybe I do say yes.
Speaker 2: You know, someone said because she said she was doing
Speaker 2: garden work in the backyard that she must be busy
Speaker 2: being a hoe ho ho.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you think