WEBVTT - War of the Roses: Two Missing Fingers

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<v Speaker 1>Your secile company would never offer you free flowers for

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<v Speaker 1>a survey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's War of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Katie w B.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's jump right into it. Okay, without a further ado,

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<v Speaker 1>we got Cameron on the phone. Cameron has been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to KATIBB for a long time. Here, you are a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit nervous. I would be too to be on

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<v Speaker 1>War of the Roses. Cameron, what's going on? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you here today?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I said, it's about my girlfriend Haley. I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I got some strong suspicions that she

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<v Speaker 4>is I don't know. I cannot be doing something with

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<v Speaker 4>her ex. So let's see. Haley and I. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>we've been going I guess through kind of a rough patch.

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<v Speaker 4>She's been acting pretty weird lately. The department has been

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<v Speaker 4>pretty low lately. We haven't really, you know, touched each

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<v Speaker 4>other much in the recent le lately. And okay, and uh, Kyle,

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<v Speaker 4>she's friends with her ex. Kyle. I know this makes

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<v Speaker 4>me a little uncomfortable. But then I got some evidence

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<v Speaker 4>that doesn't look so good to me. So here, here's

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<v Speaker 4>here's what happens. So Kyle, Uh, he's actually he's missing

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<v Speaker 4>two fingers on his hand, some kind of accident like

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<v Speaker 4>a chain saw something rather when he was younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dang wow, okay, all right, so two fingers. Wish

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<v Speaker 1>two fingers were gone.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's his first two, like the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the the index and the middle finger, you know, like

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<v Speaker 4>if you make a piece on that kind of thing,

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<v Speaker 4>those two fingers. Okay, uh, he's missing those.

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<v Speaker 5>And the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning, how do you snap your fingers though?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you us, I mean, why do you, like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say you're in a concert and you like want

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<v Speaker 1>to snap your fingers poetry reading? You're a poetry reading.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't snap with you. Okay, I'm being silly, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to light the mood a little bit. Okay, So he's

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<v Speaker 1>missing two So the so did what does this have

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<v Speaker 1>to do with what?

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<v Speaker 3>Anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Because because the other morning, I'm getting out of the

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<v Speaker 4>shower and I noticed a handprint on the glass shower

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<v Speaker 4>door missing the first two fingers. So that's that's not good.

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<v Speaker 4>And so you know, I asked her, Hey, what's Pyle

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<v Speaker 4>over here? And she just goes off, Oh my god, no,

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<v Speaker 4>of course not. What are you talking about? Called not

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<v Speaker 4>over here?

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<v Speaker 3>You're being crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Blah blah blah blah blah. And it's pretty irrefutable to me,

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<v Speaker 4>So I thought, maybe we can check it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how do you explain?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I mean and conceivably I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to think of like touching the shower wall or door door. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you see like a soapy handprint on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess you could. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>if I saw a handprint that clearly showed two fin

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<v Speaker 1>was it on the correct hand?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a question.

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<v Speaker 2>Even so, why is it on there in the first place,

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<v Speaker 2>missing two fingers?

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<v Speaker 3>There's not that many likely suspects. Yeah, well no.

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<v Speaker 1>But if he's missing, which which hand is he missing?

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<v Speaker 1>The two fingers on.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the right hand, and I don't know if he's

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<v Speaker 4>right hand. I think he is. I mean, it's the

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<v Speaker 4>one you'd open the door with. So it seems pretty

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<v Speaker 4>obvious to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, well, she's either hooked up with her

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<v Speaker 2>ex or a different guy who happens to be missing the.

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<v Speaker 4>First of.

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<v Speaker 6>Hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there might be maybe a logical explanation, but

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<v Speaker 1>there is definitely almost a surefire way to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>If she picks him for the overnight vacation or stay

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever Jenny's gonna promise with this fake ploy. Then

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<v Speaker 1>if she picks him, then well it worries me definitely

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<v Speaker 1>that she you have not touched each other in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. Now, that's a sign right there, So that

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<v Speaker 1>could be something somebody's unhappy about something, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean that needs to be worked out, but

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<v Speaker 4>not by you know, if she's doing whatever she's doing

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<v Speaker 4>with Pile.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what are you gonna do, Jenny? What are you

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get it? What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think I'll offer her some nice little staycation

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<v Speaker 7>because I feel like, I don't know, maybe she wants

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<v Speaker 7>to go into a shower with someone else in a

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<v Speaker 7>different hotel room and bring some handprints somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we don't mean to laugh at your

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<v Speaker 1>dilemma here, because you know, we know it's serious. But

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you we've never had missing fingers on

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<v Speaker 1>War of the Roses before the first for everything, you

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<v Speaker 1>never had that one. All right, hang on for a second, Cameron.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll make the phone call to what's your girl's name?

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<v Speaker 4>Her name is Haley.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We'll call Haley in a second and see

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<v Speaker 1>who she wants to spend like a little staycation weekend

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<v Speaker 1>get away, and it had better be you.

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<v Speaker 4>Not.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the guy's name?

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<v Speaker 4>His name is Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll make the phone call next on Katie WB.

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<v Speaker 1>Not everyone deserves closure, but we do it timer Part

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<v Speaker 1>two of War the Roses on Katie WB. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know what's going to give it away when

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<v Speaker 1>you got something secretive going on. So, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a couple and they haven't been intimate in some time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well that can be a red flag, but there's also

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<v Speaker 1>other reasons maybe whatever. But then he's looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>shower door and I'm picturing like a glass shower door

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<v Speaker 1>that swings open. Yeah, and her ex boyfriend is missing

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<v Speaker 1>two fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she say which hand?

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<v Speaker 2>She said the piece hand, but her peace side hand,

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<v Speaker 2>the right hand, the right hand.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he notices a handprint on the shower door that

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<v Speaker 1>very distinctly does not have the first two fingers. So

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to push on something and not put

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<v Speaker 1>your two first fingers down. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>very natural, does it.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like I'm a muppet or I have little

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<v Speaker 2>like alien hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's wondering, has this guy been in their shower

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<v Speaker 1>that would be bad?

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<v Speaker 6>And his name the guy, the ex's name is Kyle.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so if she picks Kyle, then the problem. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>make the phone.

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<v Speaker 7>Call if Haley thinks doing the survey with me as

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<v Speaker 7>a thank you, like I told you, we have a

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<v Speaker 7>little fund stakeation weekend that we're giving you and it

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<v Speaker 7>involves going to which is a beautiful hotel. I mean

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<v Speaker 7>you're going to have a nice little hot tub in

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<v Speaker 7>your hotel room. There's a workout fitness center and a

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<v Speaker 7>pool and all that stuff, so you'll really enjoy this day.

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<v Speaker 7>What I am wondering first is I have your information.

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<v Speaker 7>We do have to know if you're bringing someone along

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<v Speaker 7>with you, what the name of that person will because

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<v Speaker 7>we got to put them on the reservation as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh I mean yeah, I was planning a bit like

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<v Speaker 8>you don't need my credit card or anything, right, that's

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<v Speaker 8>just like free, right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, completely free?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh okay, then so like neither one of us is

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<v Speaker 8>going to get charged or anything for this, right, Nope,

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<v Speaker 8>just need.

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<v Speaker 6>The person that you want to bring with you.

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<v Speaker 8>And just to be clear, when is it for We.

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<v Speaker 7>Have quite a few open dates, so it pretty much

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<v Speaker 7>just has to be used by the end of twenty

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<v Speaker 7>twenty five, so by the end of the year, but

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<v Speaker 7>we can work around to your schedule and whatever we

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<v Speaker 7>have available.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh okay, yeah, I would like to bring my boyfriend, Cameron.

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<v Speaker 7>Cameron, okay, perfect. I love that you're bringing your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 7>You guys are gonna have so much fun together.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I hope he enjoys it, Like I think

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<v Speaker 8>we're gonna have a great time, and you know, this

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<v Speaker 8>will be a nice little surprise for him, So I hope. So,

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<v Speaker 8>I hope he really likes it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you sound excited about this one, and so let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain what's going on and let you down easy.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the whole thing that you just heard. There's

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<v Speaker 1>the survey and the hotel and everything is is not real, Hayley,

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<v Speaker 1>it is it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yeah, it's KTWDB.

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<v Speaker 1>My aame's Dave and I work over at KATWB Radio

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<v Speaker 1>And that was Jenny from KTWB and we were put

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<v Speaker 1>up to this to call you to see if you

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<v Speaker 1>would choose a weekend with Cameron or a guy named Kyle.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always a kind of a hard pill to swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm on the phone right now. I'm talking with Cameron,

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<v Speaker 1>and Cameron told us the story. And I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is all a lot to absorbble ones, but Cameron called

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<v Speaker 1>our show and he wanted us to call you. He

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<v Speaker 1>told us the story about how there has been a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of romance in the relationship lately, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the handprint you know what I'm talking about, the handprint

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<v Speaker 1>on the shower door.

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<v Speaker 4>Hayley. Why don't you just admit that you had Kyle over?

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<v Speaker 4>Do't your chance? Go ahead? Just admit it? Cameron?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that Yeah, he's thanks Cameron. I didn't get a

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<v Speaker 1>chance to say, yeah, he's on the phone too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know he was. It's so obvious. So why

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<v Speaker 4>this is your chance? I just admit that he was over.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, I can't this is not you were absolutely crazy? Okay,

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<v Speaker 8>was Kyle or not?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Kyle came over. He had a situation where his hot

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<v Speaker 8>water heater went down and he needed to take a shower.

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<v Speaker 8>So I said, fine, go ahead, not a problem. Like

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't want to say anything because you freak out

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<v Speaker 8>every time you mentioned Kyle. Like now now here we are, here,

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<v Speaker 8>we go it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hot water eater was, so you invite him over to

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<v Speaker 5>your place to take a shower.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe there was another option, like his friend or his

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<v Speaker 5>mother or I don't know, a hotel.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you inviting Kyle.

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<v Speaker 5>Over when his hot water eaters out?

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<v Speaker 4>That's not right. It's just that I don't know. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just being polite.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't no big deal.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you.

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<v Speaker 8>Think is happening is an ex.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Am I crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, You're crazy at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Inappropriate? Yeah, have your ex over, like, especially not to

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<v Speaker 6>do something like showering.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you doing when he was showering?

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<v Speaker 4>Good? Good question, but thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>It's garden work, slag for something we just don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know yet, that garden all right? Yeah, well you can

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<v Speaker 3>see why, you know what. I'll be I'll be honest

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<v Speaker 3>with you, Haley.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to play mediator, but I think the

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<v Speaker 1>only reason for your actual to come over is he

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<v Speaker 1>has returned your you know, scrabble game that he had

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<v Speaker 1>borrowed or whatever, but not to come over to take

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<v Speaker 1>a shower.

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<v Speaker 3>To be like, I'm sorry, Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a little bit too much closeness to

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<v Speaker 1>come over to take a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean she still picked Cameron though, for the overnight's day.

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<v Speaker 3>So so you're on team Haley.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just saying that, like it's she's might not.

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<v Speaker 1>Be cheating, but still it's still a weird to be cheating,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's still weird to do.

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<v Speaker 8>I am definitely not cheating. I love you Cameron, although

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<v Speaker 8>right now it's a little questionable, like this is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 5>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>We got to talk this, We got to talk this through.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, we are definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to have to talk about this text messages. She's lying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's any This is what I would

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<v Speaker 1>do if somebody said, hey, Dave, like my ex from

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, said my shower's not working, Can I come

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<v Speaker 1>over and take a shower? And be like, am I

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<v Speaker 1>your first choice? I mean it's a random I'm your

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<v Speaker 1>first choice? Aren't there many other people? Wouldn't you even

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<v Speaker 1>rather go to a motel room or down to the gym. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and take a shower down to the gym. You go

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<v Speaker 1>to a truck stop. You can take a shower for

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars at a truck stop.

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<v Speaker 2>This text says when a woman's voice gets that squeaky,

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<v Speaker 2>she was getting down with the freaky deeky.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, the change in pitching her voice gives it all away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't blame him at all for being suspicious, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that there's any good is What would

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<v Speaker 1>happen Jenny if somebody said, Okay, hey, Jenny, we used

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<v Speaker 1>to date like five years ago. My shower's not working.

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<v Speaker 1>I come over and take a shower.

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<v Speaker 7>And would probably be like, no, find a different place,

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<v Speaker 7>just take a shower. What I would It's that or

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<v Speaker 7>I would assume that they're trying to get it on

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<v Speaker 7>with me, obviously, and so then I'd be like, am

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<v Speaker 7>I interested in that? And then maybe I do say yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, someone said because she said she was doing

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<v Speaker 2>garden work in the backyard that she must be busy

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<v Speaker 2>being a hoe ho ho.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, what do you think