Speaker 1: SSMO Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2: Uh, we're talking to some friends over the weekend, and
Speaker 2: every punchline of every joke was the JP Morgan woman,
Speaker 2: the lady who supposedly was sexually harassing her male counterpart.
Speaker 3: And that story is getting wilder and wild.
Speaker 4: Wait, what are the new developments? I haven't paid attention.
Speaker 3: But correct me if I'm wrong, if you guys have
Speaker 3: more information than I do. But I saw some reports
Speaker 3: that they found that that guy had been rehearsing this
Speaker 3: whole thing on CHADGBT and AI, like this whole thing
Speaker 3: was fake.
Speaker 2: He was rehearsing this, they said, they investigated it and
Speaker 2: it's all bs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I heard that that he was just trying to get
Speaker 4: some money or something.
Speaker 2: I think that he was also probably trying to cover
Speaker 2: up maybe something that was going on. According to you
Speaker 2: know sources. And this is, by the way, a story
Speaker 2: if you don't know what it is. There was this
Speaker 2: female executive from a JP Morgan chase who now they
Speaker 2: say wasn't even over this guy, Like, wasn't even somebody
Speaker 2: that was his boss.
Speaker 1: Who this guy?
Speaker 2: We now know that he's Indian because if you read
Speaker 2: some of the text messages of what she was saying
Speaker 2: to him, or allegedly saying to him, She was forcing
Speaker 2: him to take you know, viagra to have sex, would
Speaker 2: make him have oral sex with her, both for her
Speaker 2: pleasure and his pleasure, and she was doing all kinds
Speaker 2: of naughty things. She even started referring to her breasts
Speaker 2: as cannons, which this is where I wanted to bring
Speaker 2: this up. So do women call their breast things like
Speaker 2: I thought guys were the only idiots that called them
Speaker 2: their penis a name? Are there any women that actually
Speaker 2: name their breasts? And if so, what are the names
Speaker 2: of your breasts?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: Like? This times a phenomenal topic because I.
Speaker 2: Find it to be interesting that women would name their breasts,
Speaker 2: or at least this one woman.
Speaker 4: Guys do it with their things all the time.
Speaker 3: That's what he was saying, Lady Kaji. Have y'all ever
Speaker 3: referred to y'all lady bitch or something?
Speaker 1: My friends call mine the stackers stackers.
Speaker 4: Because they're stacked now. They used to sag They used.
Speaker 1: To be the saggers, milkers, milk.
Speaker 4: I think that's how what I call mine.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of different names, okay, because it's the
Speaker 3: first thing to get you mikers Kai.
Speaker 1: I got a name from mine.
Speaker 4: It's a thing. One thing too?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 1: Which? One thing too?
Speaker 4: Oh? The left onest thing one? The right ones thing too.
Speaker 4: They've got Halloween costumes too. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Can we do a topic like this? Is this okay
Speaker 1: to do a topic like this? Absolutely? Women only? What
Speaker 1: do you call your breasts? Seriously? Mojo? What the come on? Deep? Boys? Guy?
Speaker 1: I think this will be good. Erica? Are you there?
Speaker 4: Erica?
Speaker 1: Yere hey, Erica.
Speaker 2: We're doing a topic here this morning about JP Morgan
Speaker 2: Chase lady, and we want to know, since she called
Speaker 2: hers her cannons, what do you call your boobs?
Speaker 1: That's of both worlds? I like your boobies.
Speaker 2: What's up, sir? I can't forget about that. Oh god,
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna regret this. Uh mystery, Hi, mystery?
Speaker 2: What do you call your boobs?
Speaker 1: Mystery? Did she mute herself? Or did I mute her?
Speaker 1: They her? I needed my phone? Oh you did? Okay?
Speaker 2: Did you hit Wait, you didn't happen to You didn't
Speaker 2: happen to hit the mute button on your phone with
Speaker 2: your boobs?
Speaker 1: Did you? No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Unfortunately they shrink a little after the.
Speaker 1: Kids Okay, what do you call your.
Speaker 5: My husband named Jim and Kim?
Speaker 1: Why Jim and Kim just to have two names?
Speaker 5: I don't know, just random Jim and Kim. I had
Speaker 5: same the bubbles and Googoo Kitty s something.
Speaker 3: But I'm trying to play with Jim mystery that.
Speaker 2: You know, those are interesting names. But Cannon's I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, I like that, Amber, what's going on?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: So they Mangoes always goes, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, that's.
Speaker 1: Incredible, mangoes. I love it. Mangos. Oh it's so good. Amber.
Speaker 1: That might be my favorite call today. Jackie. What's up? Jackie? Hi?
Speaker 5: How are you good?
Speaker 1: What are you calling those things of yours?
Speaker 5: I refer to them as the boys or them boys,
Speaker 5: like the boys are crying or the boys are getting cold,
Speaker 5: like its other things like that. It's the boys are
Speaker 5: the boys. They're They're wonderful.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe. I saw you last.
Speaker 5: Night the Pistons game, and I gave you a fish
Speaker 5: bump on the concourse, Jackie.
Speaker 1: That was so cool. Jackie was with his boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah exact, now you know.
Speaker 1: Now you know, Jackie, you were so awesome.
Speaker 2: Luke was talking about how great the Pistons fans were
Speaker 2: yesterday and how many people were showing love.
Speaker 1: It was really fun.
Speaker 5: I agree. It was a very energetic, amazing crowd out
Speaker 5: of We've gone to all the home games and the playoffs,
Speaker 5: and that one was really I mean, I know we
Speaker 5: needed it, but it felt.
Speaker 1: It's all good. Leaving that game was one of the
Speaker 1: most incredible moments. There was a big highlight. What's up, Jenny?
Speaker 1: How you doing? I girls? The girls? I got the girls, Yeah.
Speaker 5: That one, but the other is my The other is
Speaker 5: named The other is the ha.
Speaker 1: I think that's got to be the other thing. I
Speaker 1: think that that's more who ha e? What's up? Kelly?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? How are you good? Kelly? What
Speaker 1: do you call yours pride and joy?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I love that? That That is classy, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? Mingos and cannons? No class what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 4: Joey?
Speaker 2: How you doing good?
Speaker 1: Oh? Joey? What do you call your girls? MC? Giant jugs?
Speaker 1: Giant jugs?
Speaker 2: Please tell me that she is okay with this? She's
Speaker 2: got no problem? Okay, yeah, my god, make giant jugs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that doesn't I don't know.
Speaker 1: CC. What do you call yours? C C.
Speaker 3: I never had a name until I had my friends,
Speaker 3: So I called them the feeder.
Speaker 1: The feeders. You know, that's beautiful CEC.
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful, active, wonderful things that nutrition for that child,
Speaker 2: the feeders.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Later in life, that child's going to be calling some
Speaker 2: woman's his mangoes.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Tony? How you doing? Tony?
Speaker 2: Tony tell me that the name Cannons is not the
Speaker 2: greatest name ever that this girl could. Oh, it's the best.
Speaker 2: What do you call your wives? Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: are horrible.
Speaker 1: You take care of those that's got to go in.
Speaker 3: I ain't going nowhere, staying right there.
Speaker 1: What's going on? K Hi? Last one? Kay?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I like to call the twins.
Speaker 1: They're with big eyes, so
Speaker 5: Yang