WEBVTT - Cannons!

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<v Speaker 1>SSMO Joe in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, we're talking to some friends over the weekend, and

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<v Speaker 2>every punchline of every joke was the JP Morgan woman,

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<v Speaker 2>the lady who supposedly was sexually harassing her male counterpart.

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<v Speaker 3>And that story is getting wilder and wild.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what are the new developments? I haven't paid attention.

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<v Speaker 3>But correct me if I'm wrong, if you guys have

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<v Speaker 3>more information than I do. But I saw some reports

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<v Speaker 3>that they found that that guy had been rehearsing this

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<v Speaker 3>whole thing on CHADGBT and AI, like this whole thing

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<v Speaker 3>was fake.

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<v Speaker 2>He was rehearsing this, they said, they investigated it and

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<v Speaker 2>it's all bs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard that that he was just trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>some money or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that he was also probably trying to cover

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<v Speaker 2>up maybe something that was going on. According to you

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<v Speaker 2>know sources. And this is, by the way, a story

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't know what it is. There was this

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<v Speaker 2>female executive from a JP Morgan chase who now they

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<v Speaker 2>say wasn't even over this guy, Like, wasn't even somebody

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<v Speaker 2>that was his boss.

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<v Speaker 1>Who this guy?

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<v Speaker 2>We now know that he's Indian because if you read

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<v Speaker 2>some of the text messages of what she was saying

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<v Speaker 2>to him, or allegedly saying to him, She was forcing

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<v Speaker 2>him to take you know, viagra to have sex, would

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<v Speaker 2>make him have oral sex with her, both for her

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<v Speaker 2>pleasure and his pleasure, and she was doing all kinds

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<v Speaker 2>of naughty things. She even started referring to her breasts

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<v Speaker 2>as cannons, which this is where I wanted to bring

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<v Speaker 2>this up. So do women call their breast things like

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<v Speaker 2>I thought guys were the only idiots that called them

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<v Speaker 2>their penis a name? Are there any women that actually

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<v Speaker 2>name their breasts? And if so, what are the names

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<v Speaker 2>of your breasts?

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<v Speaker 5>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? This times a phenomenal topic because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Find it to be interesting that women would name their breasts,

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<v Speaker 2>or at least this one woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys do it with their things all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he was saying, Lady Kaji. Have y'all ever

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<v Speaker 3>referred to y'all lady bitch or something?

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<v Speaker 1>My friends call mine the stackers stackers.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they're stacked now. They used to sag They used.

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<v Speaker 1>To be the saggers, milkers, milk.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's how what I call mine.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just thinking of different names, okay, because it's the

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<v Speaker 3>first thing to get you mikers Kai.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a name from mine.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a thing. One thing too?

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<v Speaker 5>Which one?

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<v Speaker 1>Which? One thing too?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? The left onest thing one? The right ones thing too.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got Halloween costumes too. Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we do a topic like this? Is this okay

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<v Speaker 1>to do a topic like this? Absolutely? Women only? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you call your breasts? Seriously? Mojo? What the come on? Deep? Boys? Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>I think this will be good. Erica? Are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>Yere hey, Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing a topic here this morning about JP Morgan

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<v Speaker 2>Chase lady, and we want to know, since she called

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<v Speaker 2>hers her cannons, what do you call your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>That's of both worlds? I like your boobies.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, sir? I can't forget about that. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm gonna regret this. Uh mystery, Hi, mystery?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you call your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>Mystery? Did she mute herself? Or did I mute her?

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<v Speaker 1>They her? I needed my phone? Oh you did? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hit Wait, you didn't happen to You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>happen to hit the mute button on your phone with

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<v Speaker 2>your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you? No?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately they shrink a little after the.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids Okay, what do you call your.

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<v Speaker 5>My husband named Jim and Kim?

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<v Speaker 1>Why Jim and Kim just to have two names?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, just random Jim and Kim. I had

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<v Speaker 5>same the bubbles and Googoo Kitty s something.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm trying to play with Jim mystery that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, those are interesting names. But Cannon's I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, I like that, Amber, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>So they Mangoes always goes, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible, mangoes. I love it. Mangos. Oh it's so good. Amber.

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<v Speaker 1>That might be my favorite call today. Jackie. What's up? Jackie? Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you calling those things of yours?

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<v Speaker 5>I refer to them as the boys or them boys,

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<v Speaker 5>like the boys are crying or the boys are getting cold,

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<v Speaker 5>like its other things like that. It's the boys are

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<v Speaker 5>the boys. They're They're wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Joe. I saw you last.

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<v Speaker 5>Night the Pistons game, and I gave you a fish

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<v Speaker 5>bump on the concourse, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so cool. Jackie was with his boy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah exact, now you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know, Jackie, you were so awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Luke was talking about how great the Pistons fans were

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and how many people were showing love.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree. It was a very energetic, amazing crowd out

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<v Speaker 5>of We've gone to all the home games and the playoffs,

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<v Speaker 5>and that one was really I mean, I know we

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<v Speaker 5>needed it, but it felt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all good. Leaving that game was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most incredible moments. There was a big highlight. What's up, Jenny?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? I girls? The girls? I got the girls, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>That one, but the other is my The other is

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<v Speaker 5>named The other is the ha.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's got to be the other thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's more who ha e? What's up? Kelly?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing good? How are you good? Kelly? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you call yours pride and joy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that? That That is classy, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean? Mingos and cannons? No class what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Joey?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Joey? What do you call your girls? MC? Giant jugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Giant jugs?

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me that she is okay with this? She's

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<v Speaker 2>got no problem? Okay, yeah, my god, make giant jugs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>CC. What do you call yours? C C.

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<v Speaker 3>I never had a name until I had my friends,

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<v Speaker 3>So I called them the feeder.

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<v Speaker 1>The feeders. You know, that's beautiful CEC.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a beautiful, active, wonderful things that nutrition for that child,

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<v Speaker 2>the feeders.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Later in life, that child's going to be calling some

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<v Speaker 2>woman's his mangoes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Tony? How you doing? Tony?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony tell me that the name Cannons is not the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest name ever that this girl could. Oh, it's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you call your wives? Oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 2>are horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>You take care of those that's got to go in.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't going nowhere, staying right there.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? K Hi? Last one? Kay?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I like to call the twins.

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<v Speaker 1>They're with big eyes, so

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<v Speaker 5>Yang