Speaker 1: Kevin went on a first date yesterday. Actually, when he
Speaker 1: left the studio he said, he said, guys, I gotta go,
Speaker 1: I gotta go prepare myself for my date. It was
Speaker 1: was it was it like a midday date or what
Speaker 1: time of a day.
Speaker 2: She got off work a bit early. So I picked
Speaker 2: her up at two. Okay, we went to the movies
Speaker 2: started at three, so I said, okay, let's let's go together.
Speaker 2: So I picked her up, went to the movies. She's
Speaker 2: got her little blanket.
Speaker 1: Blanket.
Speaker 2: People are weird for some reason.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I look at you differently.
Speaker 1: When she brings a blanket with her to the movie,
Speaker 1: like some dude, wait, wait, Bade, she's bringing a blanket
Speaker 1: to the movie because guess who's getting some at the movie? Dan.
Speaker 1: I think that, by the way, that she might as
Speaker 1: well walk in with the condiment. I mean, that's like
Speaker 1: amazing a blanket to a movie, Sally. I look at
Speaker 1: people who bring blankets to movies, like the people who
Speaker 1: use those net cushions and airports. They walk around with
Speaker 1: those gives me, like the suitcase, yes, give me the
Speaker 1: same type of energy.
Speaker 2: So she had her blanket. I'm like, okay, whatever, we
Speaker 2: get our popcorn, get our drinks, get our snacks.
Speaker 1: Whatever like that.
Speaker 2: She's also a slushy person. These are like little notes that.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to do. That's an interesting one.
Speaker 2: As a grown person. I feel like, unless it's like
Speaker 2: seven to eleven, you might go get a slushy. I
Speaker 2: don't know why you can't slushy at the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she might as well be the one that does
Speaker 1: every single flavor of the drink.
Speaker 2: She did that, well, she did cherry and she did
Speaker 2: blue raspberry because they didn't have coke, so she went
Speaker 2: to out of the three.
Speaker 1: I always the whole childish thing is. And they used
Speaker 1: to call it, and excuse the word, but they used
Speaker 1: to call it a suicide where you would really drink
Speaker 1: every single pop too.
Speaker 2: I've done that. I've never heard the dame. So after she,
Speaker 2: you know, completes her suicide, we go and we find
Speaker 2: our seats, and as we're walking to our seats, I'm
Speaker 2: not exaggerating. It's not like I don't know if she's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if the ground was sticky, if she
Speaker 2: just was like knock kneed and couldn't walk, but she
Speaker 2: spilled her in entire popcorn in her seat as she's
Speaker 2: going to sit down. Then she starts to scoop the popcorn.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not gonna eat it out the seat.
Speaker 2: I would have looked at it even crazy, But she
Speaker 2: scoops it all on the floor and then proceeds to
Speaker 2: profusely apologize the entire rest of the day.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then wait two minutes. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I just did that.
Speaker 2: I'm like dog shut Then I gotta share my popcorn with.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: Guys got separate popcorns?
Speaker 2: Well, if you go to Imagine on Tuesday, you get
Speaker 2: free popcorn, and I'm not trying to eat out your.
Speaker 5: Same bad Did you both got the same size or no?
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I'm a rewards member, so I get my large for
Speaker 2: a dollar.
Speaker 5: You get to the buckett the free one. Did you
Speaker 5: let her get you? Tell her no, just the free
Speaker 5: pop she can get it.
Speaker 1: She wants. You know what I'm saying. This is the
Speaker 1: first day. This is the first day, and this guy
Speaker 1: won't share a popcorn with the girl. Guy, No, no,
Speaker 1: don't you want.
Speaker 2: Your my own?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I want my own.
Speaker 2: I don't want any awkward.
Speaker 1: Moments hotter than sharing a popcorn with I love how
Speaker 1: he tried to look at you when he asked the
Speaker 1: question to see if you were on.
Speaker 5: His side, because that I'm self conscious about how many
Speaker 5: times I'm reaching into the thing?
Speaker 1: No you want her sharing it thing? No, there's there's
Speaker 1: no hole. Yeah, no, we don't. I don't want her
Speaker 1: to reach the other thing too? Is cheap mother effort
Speaker 1: over here? Who won't even buy her candy? Like he
Speaker 1: won't even do something great? What do you mean? Yesterday
Speaker 1: he's leaving the thing and we were talking about the
Speaker 1: prices of candy. It imagine he goes, you know how
Speaker 1: much M and MS are? It's six ninety five? I mean,
Speaker 1: am I wrong? Well? So what though? This is so what?
Speaker 1: You could be taking her out to a fine dining establishment.
Speaker 1: You're taking her to a movie? What's wrong with going
Speaker 1: to the movies? I had nothing, but at least, you know,
Speaker 1: spend a little bit of money. Splur Johnner. You took
Speaker 1: her on Tuesdays to for tuesdays. Tuesday was the day
Speaker 1: that worked out. You get everybody gets the in for
Speaker 1: free something. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: You can't you can't go to the movies on Tuesday
Speaker 2: and not want to spend seven dollars for a candy.
Speaker 1: The problem, I'm just saying, mister baller over here, that's you.
Speaker 1: You money. She spells her popcorn and you just shared
Speaker 1: with her. You didn't even go and say, let me
Speaker 1: go get you another one.
Speaker 2: No, here you going just poor minding yours? Now you
Speaker 2: got a full bag at the large. Were you upset though,
Speaker 2: that you had to give some money?
Speaker 1: I was just I was.
Speaker 2: A little annoyed that, like just watching somebody spill their
Speaker 2: whole popcorn scoop it in the seat accident. I get it,
Speaker 2: But that don't mean you can't be annoyed at accidents.
Speaker 1: How did the date go? It was cool, just.
Speaker 2: I just didn't like the part of having to apologize
Speaker 2: thirty times. I like that, Get it, bro, It's all good.
Speaker 5: Because you're so embarrassed that you feel like every time
Speaker 5: you apologize it it might erase a little bit of
Speaker 5: the memory of you doing whatever you did.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: I get that way too. Poor thing probably doesn't even
Speaker 5: know what the movie was about. She just in her
Speaker 5: head kept replaying spelling the popcorn.
Speaker 1: I actually feel bad for her. This is probably embarrassing
Speaker 1: that she's got to do this thing. Now you're calling
Speaker 1: her out on the radio.
Speaker 2: I mean the whole time, I was like, it's okay,
Speaker 2: trust me, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Do you know anything? The worst, the only thing worse
Speaker 1: than that is a first date. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if anybody's ever had first date fails. You'll have to
Speaker 1: call us up and tell us At eight four four
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Speaker 1: four eight the onion. Worst would be taking her to
Speaker 1: dinner and she spills, like her drink or something all
Speaker 1: over her, the wine or something. Yeah, the wine or
Speaker 1: all over her, and now she's all over you. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine if it was all over you? Kelsey? What's up?
Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm sitting here listening to keV talk and I'm
Speaker 2: like he's talking about bringing blankets into movies and getting
Speaker 2: slushies and like that's everything I do.
Speaker 1: I might yesterday. What would you think if you went
Speaker 1: on a first day, Kelsey and you spill your popcorn?
Speaker 1: First off, you go on a first eight and the
Speaker 1: guy won't let you get canned? What do you mean
Speaker 1: lets you he won't buy you. You're building a narrative.
Speaker 2: I asked her if she wanted something. She said, no,
Speaker 2: How did we get to the point where I'm not
Speaker 2: buying her?
Speaker 4: Game?
Speaker 1: All right, then I'll take I'll take that off the picture.
Speaker 1: How about it? Wouldn't it have been a gentlemanly thing
Speaker 1: to do to say, let me go get you another popcorn? Well,
Speaker 1: the thing is is you could have got a large
Speaker 1: and you could have shared. That's what I did. But
Speaker 1: don't you don't you get ready free? It would have
Speaker 1: been nice for him to share right from the get go.
Speaker 1: So she didn't even have to get a popcorn? Did
Speaker 1: she have to pay for her own popcorn? I got
Speaker 1: a large buckie. She got her own popcorn because she
Speaker 1: for Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not, But you could have still shared,
Speaker 2: Mojo got you got popcorn up your ass?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 1: What's going home? Brood?
Speaker 2: It feels you got an extra shot of boat soox
Speaker 2: it and went to the bad part of your marind.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Q? How you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm all right?
Speaker 1: Are your thoughts? What are your thoughts on? keV her?
Speaker 2: I love tuldays kicking and buy one, get one go
Speaker 2: to the doll a tree, get the candy free.
Speaker 4: Free.
Speaker 2: I can't get so I'm imagine ambassadord. I can't tell
Speaker 2: you about the candy we did. Why candy sweetish solid.
Speaker 2: That's why she hears the purse she's gotta Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what was under the blake.
Speaker 1: You you sound like a girl men for Kevin? What's up, Michael?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Michael good?
Speaker 4: Are you guys good?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying she's still the free punk worn Just
Speaker 2: go get her another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was free. It didn't cost him anything.
Speaker 2: Movie about the stud Yeah, that's why you got the buckey.
Speaker 2: You can just pour it in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But hey, Michael, quick question for you, Quick question
Speaker 1: for you. What are the odds that Kevin got laid
Speaker 1: after this one? It didn't?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Yeah, I can attest to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She texted me was like, it's my turn. I
Speaker 1: want to take you out now. I think she's still
Speaker 1: trying to apologize. But Jessica had a first date failed.
Speaker 1: What happened on the day.
Speaker 4: So you know how, you walk in and you pay
Speaker 4: for your tickets and everything right at the counter. We
Speaker 4: get all of our stuff we get my popcorn, we
Speaker 4: get our drinks. We give the flush a slurpy the large.
Speaker 4: As soon as he.
Speaker 3: Turns around, go walk and get the lady the tickets.
Speaker 4: He dropped all his slurpy all over the floor, poor guy,
Speaker 4: all over his brand new shoes. They were new.
Speaker 1: White. Anymore? Did you did you judge him on the
Speaker 1: slurpee or did you join him with the slurpey? Because
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevison and not a slurpee guy in the movies.
Speaker 3: So I'm the ophit. I did not join him on
Speaker 3: the slurpy, but I did apologize. I'm like, it's so okay,
Speaker 3: it's okay because he looks so's He got on the
Speaker 3: let's talk about blanket. It got on a couple in
Speaker 3: front of us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, were you guys at the same movie
Speaker 1: with Cavin and this girl? What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Alan good? So, my cousin went out on the boat
Speaker 6: with me and my wife with a tender day. It
Speaker 6: was their first date and he decided to wear astuito
Speaker 6: that was too tight, so he lost the feeling in
Speaker 6: his legs and off the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, circulation off to it, like that's fantastic. Oh, my god,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that that could happen. Outside was.
Speaker 6: Anchored down, and next thing you know, we see him
Speaker 6: doing a little weeble wobble and there.
Speaker 1: Hey, quick question for you. Was he doing that to
Speaker 1: try to make his junk look bigger to her? That's
Speaker 1: why he wore a speedo in the first date.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you? That's great? Thank you
Speaker 1: for the call, man, I appreciate it. All right, it's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the Morning Show. Second date update with Kevin
Speaker 1: right now here? Will there be another? Hey, two days
Speaker 1: in a row. I'm not okay, I will be back.
Speaker 1: We'll be back. She was cool enough, all right. What
Speaker 1: did you guys do after the movie? That's it? Yes,
Speaker 1: little did you taste like Slurpee Blue Raspberry