WEBVTT - First Date Fails 

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin went on a first date yesterday. Actually, when he

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<v Speaker 1>left the studio he said, he said, guys, I gotta go,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go prepare myself for my date. It was

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<v Speaker 1>was it was it like a midday date or what

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<v Speaker 1>time of a day.

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<v Speaker 2>She got off work a bit early. So I picked

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<v Speaker 2>her up at two. Okay, we went to the movies

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<v Speaker 2>started at three, so I said, okay, let's let's go together.

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<v Speaker 2>So I picked her up, went to the movies. She's

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<v Speaker 2>got her little blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>Blanket.

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<v Speaker 2>People are weird for some reason.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at you differently.

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<v Speaker 1>When she brings a blanket with her to the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>like some dude, wait, wait, Bade, she's bringing a blanket

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<v Speaker 1>to the movie because guess who's getting some at the movie? Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that, by the way, that she might as

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<v Speaker 1>well walk in with the condiment. I mean, that's like

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<v Speaker 1>amazing a blanket to a movie, Sally. I look at

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<v Speaker 1>people who bring blankets to movies, like the people who

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<v Speaker 1>use those net cushions and airports. They walk around with

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<v Speaker 1>those gives me, like the suitcase, yes, give me the

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<v Speaker 1>same type of energy.

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<v Speaker 2>So she had her blanket. I'm like, okay, whatever, we

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<v Speaker 2>get our popcorn, get our drinks, get our snacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever like that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's also a slushy person. These are like little notes that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to do. That's an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 2>As a grown person. I feel like, unless it's like

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<v Speaker 2>seven to eleven, you might go get a slushy. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why you can't slushy at the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she might as well be the one that does

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<v Speaker 1>every single flavor of the drink.

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<v Speaker 2>She did that, well, she did cherry and she did

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<v Speaker 2>blue raspberry because they didn't have coke, so she went

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<v Speaker 2>to out of the three.

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<v Speaker 1>I always the whole childish thing is. And they used

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<v Speaker 1>to call it, and excuse the word, but they used

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<v Speaker 1>to call it a suicide where you would really drink

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<v Speaker 1>every single pop too.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done that. I've never heard the dame. So after she,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, completes her suicide, we go and we find

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<v Speaker 2>our seats, and as we're walking to our seats, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not exaggerating. It's not like I don't know if she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if the ground was sticky, if she

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<v Speaker 2>just was like knock kneed and couldn't walk, but she

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<v Speaker 2>spilled her in entire popcorn in her seat as she's

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<v Speaker 2>going to sit down. Then she starts to scoop the popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're not gonna eat it out the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have looked at it even crazy, But she

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<v Speaker 2>scoops it all on the floor and then proceeds to

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<v Speaker 2>profusely apologize the entire rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. And then wait two minutes. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>I just did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like dog shut Then I gotta share my popcorn with.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys got separate popcorns?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you go to Imagine on Tuesday, you get

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<v Speaker 2>free popcorn, and I'm not trying to eat out your.

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<v Speaker 5>Same bad Did you both got the same size or no?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a rewards member, so I get my large for

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar.

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<v Speaker 5>You get to the buckett the free one. Did you

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<v Speaker 5>let her get you? Tell her no, just the free

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<v Speaker 5>pop she can get it.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants. You know what I'm saying. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>first day. This is the first day, and this guy

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<v Speaker 1>won't share a popcorn with the girl. Guy, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Your my own?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? I want my own.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want any awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Moments hotter than sharing a popcorn with I love how

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<v Speaker 1>he tried to look at you when he asked the

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<v Speaker 1>question to see if you were on.

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<v Speaker 5>His side, because that I'm self conscious about how many

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<v Speaker 5>times I'm reaching into the thing?

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<v Speaker 1>No you want her sharing it thing? No, there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>no hole. Yeah, no, we don't. I don't want her

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<v Speaker 1>to reach the other thing too? Is cheap mother effort

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<v Speaker 1>over here? Who won't even buy her candy? Like he

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<v Speaker 1>won't even do something great? What do you mean? Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>he's leaving the thing and we were talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>prices of candy. It imagine he goes, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>much M and MS are? It's six ninety five? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>am I wrong? Well? So what though? This is so what?

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<v Speaker 1>You could be taking her out to a fine dining establishment.

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<v Speaker 1>You're taking her to a movie? What's wrong with going

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies? I had nothing, but at least, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>spend a little bit of money. Splur Johnner. You took

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<v Speaker 1>her on Tuesdays to for tuesdays. Tuesday was the day

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<v Speaker 1>that worked out. You get everybody gets the in for

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<v Speaker 1>free something. What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you can't go to the movies on Tuesday

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<v Speaker 2>and not want to spend seven dollars for a candy.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem, I'm just saying, mister baller over here, that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>You money. She spells her popcorn and you just shared

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<v Speaker 1>with her. You didn't even go and say, let me

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<v Speaker 1>go get you another one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, here you going just poor minding yours? Now you

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<v Speaker 2>got a full bag at the large. Were you upset though,

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<v Speaker 2>that you had to give some money?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just I was.

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<v Speaker 2>A little annoyed that, like just watching somebody spill their

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<v Speaker 2>whole popcorn scoop it in the seat accident. I get it,

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<v Speaker 2>But that don't mean you can't be annoyed at accidents.

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<v Speaker 1>How did the date go? It was cool, just.

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<v Speaker 2>I just didn't like the part of having to apologize

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<v Speaker 2>thirty times. I like that, Get it, bro, It's all good.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you're so embarrassed that you feel like every time

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<v Speaker 5>you apologize it it might erase a little bit of

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<v Speaker 5>the memory of you doing whatever you did.

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<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>I get that way too. Poor thing probably doesn't even

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<v Speaker 5>know what the movie was about. She just in her

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<v Speaker 5>head kept replaying spelling the popcorn.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually feel bad for her. This is probably embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>that she's got to do this thing. Now you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>her out on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the whole time, I was like, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>trust me, it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know anything? The worst, the only thing worse

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<v Speaker 1>than that is a first date. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody's ever had first date fails. You'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>call us up and tell us At eight four four

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo Live eight four four six six five sixty five

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<v Speaker 1>four eight the onion. Worst would be taking her to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and she spills, like her drink or something all

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<v Speaker 1>over her, the wine or something. Yeah, the wine or

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<v Speaker 1>all over her, and now she's all over you. Could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine if it was all over you? Kelsey? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm sitting here listening to keV talk and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like he's talking about bringing blankets into movies and getting

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<v Speaker 2>slushies and like that's everything I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I might yesterday. What would you think if you went

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<v Speaker 1>on a first day, Kelsey and you spill your popcorn?

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<v Speaker 1>First off, you go on a first eight and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy won't let you get canned? What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>lets you he won't buy you. You're building a narrative.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked her if she wanted something. She said, no,

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<v Speaker 2>How did we get to the point where I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>buying her?

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<v Speaker 4>Game?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, then I'll take I'll take that off the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>How about it? Wouldn't it have been a gentlemanly thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do to say, let me go get you another popcorn? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is is you could have got a large

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<v Speaker 1>and you could have shared. That's what I did. But

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<v Speaker 1>don't you don't you get ready free? It would have

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<v Speaker 1>been nice for him to share right from the get go.

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<v Speaker 1>So she didn't even have to get a popcorn? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she have to pay for her own popcorn? I got

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<v Speaker 1>a large buckie. She got her own popcorn because she

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<v Speaker 1>for Tuesdays.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not it's not, But you could have still shared,

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<v Speaker 2>Mojo got you got popcorn up your ass?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going home? Brood?

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<v Speaker 2>It feels you got an extra shot of boat soox

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<v Speaker 2>it and went to the bad part of your marind.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Q? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Are your thoughts? What are your thoughts on? keV her?

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<v Speaker 2>I love tuldays kicking and buy one, get one go

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<v Speaker 2>to the doll a tree, get the candy free.

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<v Speaker 4>Free.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get so I'm imagine ambassadord. I can't tell

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<v Speaker 2>you about the candy we did. Why candy sweetish solid.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why she hears the purse she's gotta Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what was under the blake.

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<v Speaker 1>You you sound like a girl men for Kevin? What's up, Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Michael good?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you guys good?

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying she's still the free punk worn Just

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<v Speaker 2>go get her another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was free. It didn't cost him anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Movie about the stud Yeah, that's why you got the buckey.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just pour it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But hey, Michael, quick question for you, Quick question

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<v Speaker 1>for you. What are the odds that Kevin got laid

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<v Speaker 1>after this one? It didn't?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. Yeah, I can attest to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She texted me was like, it's my turn. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take you out now. I think she's still

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<v Speaker 1>trying to apologize. But Jessica had a first date failed.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened on the day.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know how, you walk in and you pay

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<v Speaker 4>for your tickets and everything right at the counter. We

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<v Speaker 4>get all of our stuff we get my popcorn, we

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<v Speaker 4>get our drinks. We give the flush a slurpy the large.

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<v Speaker 4>As soon as he.

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<v Speaker 3>Turns around, go walk and get the lady the tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>He dropped all his slurpy all over the floor, poor guy,

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<v Speaker 4>all over his brand new shoes. They were new.

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<v Speaker 1>White. Anymore? Did you did you judge him on the

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<v Speaker 1>slurpee or did you join him with the slurpey? Because

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Kevison and not a slurpee guy in the movies.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm the ophit. I did not join him on

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<v Speaker 3>the slurpy, but I did apologize. I'm like, it's so okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay because he looks so's He got on the

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<v Speaker 3>let's talk about blanket. It got on a couple in

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<v Speaker 3>front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, were you guys at the same movie

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<v Speaker 1>with Cavin and this girl? What's going on? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Alan good? So, my cousin went out on the boat

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<v Speaker 6>with me and my wife with a tender day. It

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<v Speaker 6>was their first date and he decided to wear astuito

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<v Speaker 6>that was too tight, so he lost the feeling in

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<v Speaker 6>his legs and off the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, circulation off to it, like that's fantastic. Oh, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that that could happen. Outside was.

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<v Speaker 6>Anchored down, and next thing you know, we see him

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<v Speaker 6>doing a little weeble wobble and there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, quick question for you. Was he doing that to

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<v Speaker 1>try to make his junk look bigger to her? That's

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<v Speaker 1>why he wore a speedo in the first date.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what are you? That's great? Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for the call, man, I appreciate it. All right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the Morning Show. Second date update with Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>right now here? Will there be another? Hey, two days

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<v Speaker 1>in a row. I'm not okay, I will be back.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back. She was cool enough, all right. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys do after the movie? That's it? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>little did you taste like Slurpee Blue Raspberry