Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. I was
Speaker 1: going through some bills and trying to eliminate some things
Speaker 1: so I can pay for the extremely high gas gold
Speaker 1: that I have to purchase to drive down by the way.
Speaker 1: Great time of our lives, to move an hour away
Speaker 1: from our home here and having to drive down to
Speaker 1: this radio station every single day.
Speaker 2: Nine cents is what I paid for regular unleaded yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'm filling up three times a week too. I wonder
Speaker 1: why this is crazy? Well, I think I know. I'm
Speaker 1: with you right there. I'm going to be out this weekend.
Speaker 1: No king in it. We go, all right. So I'm
Speaker 1: going through some bills, and as I was going through bills,
Speaker 1: I started looking at stuff that we were spending money on,
Speaker 1: and I noticed a bill that was on Luke's shared
Speaker 1: card that he has. Luke has a shared card with
Speaker 1: us that we allow him to to use if there's
Speaker 1: an in case of emergency or if he has to
Speaker 1: buy books or something like that. At Cool and Look books.
Speaker 1: You don't think he buys books for school. That's the
Speaker 1: name of a new beer. There's a lot of pictures.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of pictures. He'll buy books so I
Speaker 1: find out that my son has a Crunch Fitness membership.
Speaker 1: Now wait, yes, let me explain something to everybody that listens.
Speaker 1: Luke's got a free membership at Planet Fitness from his
Speaker 1: uncle Brian Reef at Planet Fitness, who is a nice guy,
Speaker 1: one of my best buddies in the world, and is
Speaker 1: one of the owner proprietors of Planet Fitness, and Luke's
Speaker 1: got a Crunch membership. So I approached Luke to explain
Speaker 1: to him that he needs not have a Crunch membership,
Speaker 1: and he says, Dad, I need to. And I said,
Speaker 1: why is that, Luke? And he said, because the girl
Speaker 1: that works at the East Lansing Crunch Fitness is hot. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he's telling me about how all of his guys
Speaker 1: in Theta Kai all go to Crunch Fitness because there's
Speaker 1: some girl that works there at Crunch Fitness that is
Speaker 1: like a smoke show. And so we started having this
Speaker 1: conversation and at that moment, I'm like, Okay, you can
Speaker 1: keep your Crunch you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 1: even care if they had a special piece of machinery
Speaker 1: that they didn't have it Planet, I would have honestly
Speaker 1: said no, you cannot do that. I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's better for you, but the hot girl, I'll let
Speaker 1: you have that. Crun. So this brought up a really
Speaker 1: interesting thing. Have you guys ever had a retail crush,
Speaker 1: If you've ever found yourself going to a store, business, office, building, hospital,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I don't even know where your retail
Speaker 1: crush could be, because there's somebody that works there that
Speaker 1: is so hot. I want to hear your story. I
Speaker 1: told Luke this story. I said, let me let your
Speaker 1: old man dad tell you a story. And I told
Speaker 1: this story on the air years ago on this radio show.
Speaker 1: There was a one at the home Depot off of
Speaker 1: Haggarty Road in Commerce Township or whatever that worked in
Speaker 1: the paint department that was a total ten gorgeous. And
Speaker 1: I only know this because I went there one time
Speaker 1: to get one thing of paint for our house. Chelsea
Speaker 1: sent me over there because she was painting one of
Speaker 1: the walls red and she needed it spun. They spin
Speaker 1: the paint or something like that, or they do something
Speaker 1: to the paint, and it was crazy. And I came
Speaker 1: in the next morning on the air and told the
Speaker 1: story about the hot paint girl. Every listener was going
Speaker 1: back to the home depot, the home depot hoty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had one of these situations.
Speaker 3: And I had a great uncle or something like that,
Speaker 3: somebody that I knew kind of in the family, but
Speaker 3: like didn't have the biggest relationship with, and he had
Speaker 3: to be put into a nursing home. And my mom
Speaker 3: was like, you know, things aren't really looking good. He's
Speaker 3: in this place. Not a lot of family members are
Speaker 3: going to see him, Like, let's go see him. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I don't want to sit
Speaker 3: in there for hours. Is not about to be a
Speaker 3: quick visit.
Speaker 1: Walking there.
Speaker 3: It was a nurse withold a ask so.
Speaker 1: Like where am I right now?
Speaker 3: Two days later, I'm like, can we go see uncle William?
Speaker 3: I want to see them every day to see her.
Speaker 1: Shannon, it's a good time to talk about your pet
Speaker 1: store guy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, he's like famous the mic from Premiere
Speaker 2: Pet Supply. I swear that place has expanded to multiple locations.
Speaker 2: One they have great products and great service and a
Speaker 2: great you know, team members.
Speaker 1: But part of.
Speaker 2: It was we did this this topic years and years ago.
Speaker 2: And Mike from Premier Pet Supply, he's known for being
Speaker 2: a very good looking he's married, by the way, ladies,
Speaker 2: but a very good looking and kind guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there something about the guy getting bird feed
Speaker 1: for you, playing with puppies and rescue kittens. What a job, Mike.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Jenna? How you doing? Good morning guy,
Speaker 1: Good morning? Do you have Do you have a retail crush?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: I actually did. Back in high school, I had the
Speaker 5: biggest crush on a kid and I knew he went
Speaker 5: to the gym by my house. So I actually went
Speaker 5: and got a job at the juice.
Speaker 1: Bar in that gym. Oh my gosh. Wait, so instead
Speaker 1: of just going to get a membership there, you got
Speaker 1: a job so that you could serve him his juices.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I went full forward.
Speaker 1: Wow did you ever talk to him or do you
Speaker 1: ever had all you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: But I did actually end up talking to him.
Speaker 5: But I ended up finding a ten year relationships the
Speaker 5: person that I was in a relationship with.
Speaker 7: At that gym, So oh, okay, But I found somebody
Speaker 7: else who was better looking.
Speaker 1: The guy that you were crushing on, or the guy
Speaker 1: that you got in a relationship with, I'd say a
Speaker 1: guy I got into a relationship with. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: good answer, good one. What's up, Haley? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. What's going on? Do you have
Speaker 1: a retail crush? Yes, it's my nail tech.
Speaker 5: His name is Ben and he has the dreamiest eyes.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Really? And he has nails.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like you know, like girls know when you
Speaker 5: get your nails done, it's kind of like a holding
Speaker 5: hand situation, especially when he's doing designs. So it's like
Speaker 5: we're having this moment that he doesn't know what's happening,
Speaker 5: and it's just like in every two weeks, I look
Speaker 5: forward to this visit and I'm like, let me pick
Speaker 5: the most intricate design, so he has to spend more
Speaker 5: time with me.
Speaker 1: Are there a lot of guys that do nails?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but if they are, aunt's very rare.
Speaker 5: It's very rare you come across a really hot guy.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. All right, thank you for the call of
Speaker 1: the find out where Ben works?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Jalen, you like your retailers crush so much? What do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 5: I drive an hour to salt Field to see him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what what is the place?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 6: It's some Asian grocery store up in Southhones.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, working there for years.
Speaker 5: Tiger Market, Yep. I go with my peek at him
Speaker 5: every few weeks.
Speaker 2: He's he's going to be packed today, the store is
Speaker 2: fire or the guy.
Speaker 1: They got like viral ice creams. I know, but you
Speaker 1: were like this, like this is fire? What's going on?
Speaker 1: She rives an hour Alia, what's up?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 6: First time in collar? Okay, So I really have a
Speaker 6: cute story, but I'm a little nervous because you know,
Speaker 6: I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I used to work with this this place, and then
Speaker 6: there was a restaurant that opened up, like right next door.
Speaker 6: So I would, you know, I was working and I
Speaker 6: would want lunch, so I'd go over to the new restaurant.
Speaker 6: And I was going there for maybe like a few weeks,
Speaker 6: and there was a guy working there and he was
Speaker 6: so cute. So every time I would go, he was
Speaker 6: always working and I would talk to him a little
Speaker 6: bit more and a little bit more, but I always
Speaker 6: took my food to go. And then one day I
Speaker 6: was like, I'm going to eat here, so I ate
Speaker 6: at the restaurant and then he ended up coming up
Speaker 6: to me and he gave me his phone numbers, and
Speaker 6: then we talked for a little bit.
Speaker 7: Oh getting married, Wow, because you didn't carry out because
Speaker 7: you ate there.
Speaker 1: That's great. That's see now, that's like, that's what do
Speaker 1: you call him? Shannon meat cut? There's a mute meat
Speaker 1: cute there, Adam, mute cute. How much money have you
Speaker 1: spent on your retail crush? What I mean by that
Speaker 1: is how much money have you spent to go to
Speaker 1: the place where your retail crush works that ended up
Speaker 1: costing you a bunch of money. I would love to know, like,
Speaker 1: you know, what people have spent, because I could see
Speaker 1: where it could get costly depending on where that place is.
Speaker 1: You know, like if somebody's got like a retail crush on,
Speaker 1: like a bartender at well.
Speaker 2: Even Neils.
Speaker 1: Nails. Yeah, that's doing a crazier Elizabeth. What's up? Hi?
Speaker 5: So first time, long time. So when I was sixteen,
Speaker 5: I used to go to Aco all the time because
Speaker 5: my parents would always need me to go get like
Speaker 5: random things.
Speaker 3: And there was this really cute guy there.
Speaker 5: And they told me I need to find a job.
Speaker 5: So I ended up going there and applying.
Speaker 6: For a job and working with the guys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, no hardware is it really a hard
Speaker 2: hardware Okay, yeah, that's the hardware store Sex and the
Speaker 2: hardware store.
Speaker 1: Little Hammer and Nails. Alexis had a retail crush at
Speaker 1: the Olive Garden. Have you ever been to that fancy restaurant?
Speaker 1: More than What's Up? Alexis? I had it going, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Did you get a rush on somebody
Speaker 1: that brings endless bottomless breadsticks to you?
Speaker 4: He was actually one of the cooks there. Yes, so
Speaker 4: how this happened? He walked up to me. He was
Speaker 4: standing behind me, and I was fixing a bowl of.
Speaker 1: Soup and.
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?
Speaker 4: Yes, I was fixing a bowl of soup and he
Speaker 4: was standing behind me. He kept saying miss Parker, Miss Parker.
Speaker 4: So I didn't realize he was talking to me, and
Speaker 4: there was another girl standing right next to me at
Speaker 4: the counter at the line, and I turned around and
Speaker 4: from there on it was just smiles. We had went
Speaker 4: out on, you know, met each other a couple of times,
Speaker 4: and afterwards we ended up not clocking a.
Speaker 1: Hold on Alexis. Was it Ministron suit? Yes? It was
Speaker 1: made a stroney so oh yeah, daddy, Wow, did you
Speaker 1: guys ever have fun at Olive Garden.
Speaker 6: A couple of times.
Speaker 1: Yes, just so you know, that's called meet cute. I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that. Thanks. Alexis all. Hold on, Phoenix,
Speaker 1: the strip clubber with us right now, Phoenix, Are you there, Phoenix?
Speaker 1: I am Phoenix. What strip club?
Speaker 5: I work at Subies in South k It's like a
Speaker 5: gentleman's club.
Speaker 1: And uh, you got a lot of guys that have
Speaker 1: retail crushes as a strip club?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I mean they come in all the time
Speaker 5: just hang out with me and tell me how much
Speaker 5: they love me. And then they just I mean people
Speaker 5: that just send me money just because I'm hanging out
Speaker 5: with them. I mean like a thousand dollars at a
Speaker 5: time too.
Speaker 1: The wrong and wow, So do you find yourself like
Speaker 1: playing with their minds a little bit like pretending like
Speaker 1: do you like them?
Speaker 5: So I don't play with their minds. I am pretty
Speaker 5: up front and open with them and just honest and like,
Speaker 5: you know why you're here. I know why I'm here,
Speaker 5: and that's kind of just how I go about it.
Speaker 5: And they either take it or leave it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it pays the bills, right, Phoenix, it does.
Speaker 5: I'm a single mom. Those four kids.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's work it.
Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day by the way, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Phoenix, Yeah, thanks you too. How do strippers cele wait
Speaker 1: for you to come see me? keV Oh come on, god.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it in the house. Oh of course.
Speaker 1: All right, But she's a single mom. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: a single mom word for free. What's a guy or you?
Speaker 1: If I can get a lad answer free.
Speaker 5: He's gonna want it to me after I promise.
Speaker 1: Wow zero, Phoenix, have a fantastic weekend. That might be
Speaker 1: my Saturday Boast scheduled for Saturday,