Speaker 1: Joe in the morning. So cave wait a second. So
Speaker 1: you said that you saw Shannon in distress on the
Speaker 1: side of the road.
Speaker 2: She was in distress, and I guess if I mean
Speaker 2: a little chucklet in your life, maybe she wasn't distressed
Speaker 2: talking about it. Shows over. I'm pulling out of the
Speaker 2: parking lot. Shannon's in front of me. She makes a left.
Speaker 2: There's a stop sign like you know, arms reach basically
Speaker 2: if we're part right here in front of the station.
Speaker 2: Right in front of the station. She stops immediately, So
Speaker 2: I pull over. I'm not just gonna pass her and
Speaker 2: just go on my way. I got to check and
Speaker 2: make sure she's okay. What a gentleman, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? So I creep, believe, creep up to her,
Speaker 2: pull on the side of her. She gets out. She
Speaker 2: opens up her the passenger door like well, the driver's side.
Speaker 2: In the back seat, she gets on top of the seat,
Speaker 2: which great job. She hopped up like she hopped up
Speaker 2: in the back of the seat. She reaches in the
Speaker 2: back and then comes up like are you okay? Shell
Speaker 2: looks everything okay. She comes out with a handful of
Speaker 2: red plastic and is like, yeah, I just need to
Speaker 2: grab some kit cats out.
Speaker 3: The sex.
Speaker 4: I know the way that I literally stopped actually in
Speaker 4: the middle of the road. I didn't put my flashers on.
Speaker 4: I just stopped, and then Kep pulls up. I think
Speaker 4: you thought something was wrong. I'm like, you just want
Speaker 4: candy from my ride home?
Speaker 2: What is your your back seat? Has you have candy
Speaker 2: in the backseat of your car?
Speaker 4: I three season, kids and chats and all the good stuff.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I want it right now.
Speaker 2: So I stopped my car a candy emergency.
Speaker 1: You're lucky, by the way that you were in a
Speaker 1: safe place to do this. But isn't it funny when
Speaker 1: you're in your car and you're driving, You're like, God,
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry, but I know I got something, but
Speaker 1: it's not here. It's like in the back Like you
Speaker 1: ever put your groceries in the back of your you know,
Speaker 1: tailgate area, and you're like, all I want to do
Speaker 1: is go back there and go grab over.
Speaker 2: Honest to goodness, I do that all the.
Speaker 4: Time, really, yes, all that when I'm like, if I
Speaker 4: have you know, like if I just did a grocery
Speaker 4: pickup or a target pick up or whatever, I'm like
Speaker 4: all I want is those drizzlicious birthday cake things, and
Speaker 4: I will stop somewhere to get out, grab them and
Speaker 4: put them in the front.
Speaker 1: So I always what I do is if I go
Speaker 1: to the store, I always will get something to eat
Speaker 1: when I'm coming home. Like, for instance, if I if
Speaker 1: I say I go to, like I don't know, one
Speaker 1: of those stores like a Whole Foods or a plumb Market,
Speaker 1: and I want, I'll go to the deli area and
Speaker 1: I'll have them put those little teenies plastic ones, like
Speaker 1: can I get like a little a little tuna salad
Speaker 1: or a chicken salad or something like that, And then
Speaker 1: I try to you have forks at all back there,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to do so I'll be trying to
Speaker 1: eat when I'm yeah, well I'm starving in it, you.
Speaker 2: Know, talking about chips or something.
Speaker 1: Salad if I'm trying to be healthier with that, if
Speaker 1: it listen, if it's a bag of chips, my problem
Speaker 1: is I actually have bought like a big old bag
Speaker 1: of tortilla chips three one three urban chips, and I'll
Speaker 1: eat the whole damn thing and I'll come home. And
Speaker 1: Chelsea was like, there's more than half of this bag. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, have you ever done chips and salsa while
Speaker 1: you're eating not sauce or driving? I mean chips for show.
Speaker 1: That's a great rose neet. Chips in guacamole while driving
Speaker 1: is dangerous now because where are you putting a guak?
Speaker 1: I got the guaca on the center console. You just
Speaker 1: can't stop fast, see, I drive too crazy for that.
Speaker 1: I don't really How do you bust the right and
Speaker 1: then the slide into the left. That's happened a lot
Speaker 1: of time, especially with Joe Sion, like be mad at him.
Speaker 1: You get popcorn after the movies? Not in your bet
Speaker 1: Who's got a bunch of stuff in there? The snacks
Speaker 1: in their car? Who's who's who's got the snack closet
Speaker 1: in the back seat, like Shannon.
Speaker 2: Go get all that stuff so we can have it.
Speaker 1: And the the the best is when you have like
Speaker 1: the oh my god, I've got a bag of peanuts
Speaker 1: in the middle of my center console, Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I should just put food there. Because nine out of
Speaker 1: ten times you're stuck on the way home on the
Speaker 1: lodge or you're going somewhere with the kids where you're
Speaker 1: sitting in the parking lot or whatever, and you're starving
Speaker 1: and all you want is just to have something to
Speaker 1: hold you over.
Speaker 2: That's where the term traffic jam came from. Believe it
Speaker 2: or not. They used to make peanut butter and jelly
Speaker 2: sandwiches in their car during traffic. No, they did not.
Speaker 1: Just I'm gonna say that, wouldn't that be interesting? Do
Speaker 1: you have snacks? By the way, Cat cav has got
Speaker 1: to bring. I knew f one fifty from Zoch, but
Speaker 1: back in the day he used to have that Chrysler
Speaker 1: er cheap Grand Shirkey. He took me on one ride
Speaker 1: in that car. That car had more crap in that car.
Speaker 1: And I'm not lying to you. There's probably food somewhere
Speaker 1: in I believe it.
Speaker 2: I mean there was probably some some snickers in marriages
Speaker 2: for folks like you. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was crazy how much stuff isn't Shannon used to
Speaker 1: I don't know what your car looks like nowadays, But
Speaker 1: back in the old Farmington Hills days, when I would
Speaker 1: park next to you in Farmington I'd look in the
Speaker 1: back of them like there's like children living.
Speaker 2: In there, you like I have.
Speaker 4: So there's always just crap that like either I need
Speaker 4: to drop off for donation, or I need to return
Speaker 4: from Amazon, or you know, we're bringing snack for the
Speaker 4: kids flag football. So I go to Costco and I
Speaker 4: just have the boxes in my back seat like it's
Speaker 4: always something.
Speaker 2: It is crazy how fast your car can fill up
Speaker 2: with stuff. I know, like It'll start with one Amazon
Speaker 2: package you mean to return it, and you look and
Speaker 2: you got the whole all fourteen a rog.
Speaker 4: Right now, I need to drop off at go in
Speaker 4: to get clean, like.
Speaker 1: Just stupid stuff real quick. Who's what do you have
Speaker 1: in your car right now? That we would just be
Speaker 1: floored with what's in your car that you're driving in
Speaker 1: right now? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
Speaker 1: six six five six five four eight is our telephone number?
Speaker 1: What's the craziest stuff that you have? One of my
Speaker 1: favorite topics we ever did on our show, and I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to do it right now to duplicate it,
Speaker 1: because I don't think we can ever duplicate it was
Speaker 1: name three things that you have in your car right
Speaker 1: now that if you got pulled over by the police,
Speaker 1: you'll probably be in trouble and I'll never forget. Guy
Speaker 1: had a rope a mannequin head and a hatchet.
Speaker 2: Or something like that.
Speaker 4: I love that topic that.
Speaker 2: It was like crazy the stuff that people had.
Speaker 1: And then other people somebody else said, I have they
Speaker 1: worked in some kind of they were going to college
Speaker 1: to study biology or whatever, and they had like a
Speaker 1: dissected pig.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like all the stuff.
Speaker 1: You're like, what in the world eight four four Mojo
Speaker 1: Live or if you got something for this one? You
Speaker 1: can text call me and Lydia will call you. You
Speaker 1: can text to nine five five zero zero, just say
Speaker 1: call me like we always tell you when we're all
Speaker 1: hanging out with our friends.
Speaker 2: What's up Land? How you doing?
Speaker 3: I am awesome?
Speaker 1: How are you fantastic? If you ever need a chocolate fix,
Speaker 1: you know who to go.
Speaker 5: Check at you?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I've got the wine.
Speaker 2: I've probably got th bottles of wine in my car.
Speaker 2: Never know when you're gonna need one. What do you wait? So?
Speaker 2: Why six bottles of wine? Again?
Speaker 3: I do a lot of donations for charity, and you
Speaker 3: never know when a charity is gonna ask for a
Speaker 3: bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: You never seems Honestly, that sounds like an alcoholic talking.
Speaker 1: That does not sound like a normal thing. Annette, what's
Speaker 1: going on? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 5: So listen and my fresh seat.
Speaker 7: You know that big bag of popcorn you get from
Speaker 7: cfn Oh, I got that, okay, and I'm eating that
Speaker 7: right now on the way to school.
Speaker 6: In my back seat.
Speaker 2: I got my little you know, the little cranberry juices,
Speaker 2: the little protein takes. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I can reach right behind me and I can do
Speaker 7: whatever brought me.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you're you got long enough arms that you
Speaker 1: can actually go grab the beverage that you need to
Speaker 1: wash down that popcorn.
Speaker 6: No, it's just right behind me on the floor.
Speaker 2: It's just right there.
Speaker 1: How much of that big bag of gf Ass popcorn
Speaker 1: can you down in a ride to work?
Speaker 7: I can probably do you know, the big galla size
Speaker 7: freezer bag. I could probably see two of those.
Speaker 3: Like, man, I eat popcorn every day.
Speaker 2: That's good. By the way, try gf Ass.
Speaker 1: Try their the the pancake mix their pancake mixes.
Speaker 2: Have you tried that at all?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Just popcorn?
Speaker 2: Try try their pancake mixes. You're in there. What's up? Sean?
Speaker 3: Hey? What's up?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 5: By Joe own baby?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey check this out?
Speaker 5: Man, Look I got a drained snake back here, this
Speaker 5: fizy flop. I can come over your house and snake
Speaker 5: your drains.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got I got the I got the saws off.
Speaker 3: Back here, pim, I got the gas can back here.
Speaker 3: I got everything I need here.
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, if we were doing this topic of
Speaker 1: the three things you have in your car that the
Speaker 1: cops would look at, weird, you have a wait a second,
Speaker 1: a drained snake.
Speaker 2: What else do you have?
Speaker 3: Is the saws off?
Speaker 2: Okay, and a gas bunch.
Speaker 1: I don't know what what is the saws?
Speaker 3: It saws everything.
Speaker 2: It's a saw brokaw. That's saws of well, Sean, I.
Speaker 5: Appreciate everything else back here too. I got all my
Speaker 5: plumbing tools back here. You already noticed pipe for the shawn.
Speaker 2: My baby.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Sean. I had a night
Speaker 1: last night. We ordered in door dash. I won't say
Speaker 1: the restaurant, but they gave me a gluten attack. I
Speaker 1: may be clogging the toilet. It's here today, So if
Speaker 1: you're around, I'll see you in Eastern Market soon.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hey man, check it out. Hey you you can
Speaker 5: you can pick my cars up in any sto in Michigan.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you, buddy. We'll talk to you soon. What's up, Megan,
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hi? Good?
Speaker 6: How are you guys today?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: What do you have in your car?
Speaker 6: Actually is one of my close friends.
Speaker 7: He actually keeps a lifetize skeleton and his back seat.
Speaker 3: Not just for Halloween, it's a year round.
Speaker 2: What's that? Is it so he can drive in the
Speaker 2: h OV lanes.
Speaker 6: Or that's my best guess. I just like imagining what
Speaker 6: would happen if he did.
Speaker 3: Get pulled over?
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, that's that's kind of weird. He used to
Speaker 2: be watched.
Speaker 1: That's that's a guy. That's a guy that you're right.
Speaker 1: If you see him driving in December with that thing,
Speaker 1: you're thinking somebody's dead.
Speaker 2: If you're not a science teacher a health teacher, you
Speaker 2: have no reason. I have a full size skeleton in
Speaker 2: the vag seat.
Speaker 1: Two four eight says they have a sheep in their car.
Speaker 2: Are you there, Michelle, Yes, I am. What do you
Speaker 2: have in your back car?
Speaker 7: I have a giant blow up sheep. It has a
Speaker 7: big giant red lips and orifice so to speak, with
Speaker 7: a big giant hole in the lips and the same
Speaker 7: with the backside.
Speaker 2: What are you doing freaking sheep?
Speaker 7: It's a it's a point we're putting in the doctor's
Speaker 7: car at the hospital.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you guys are bringing it to work.
Speaker 1: Ryan lives a big hole in the mouth.
Speaker 2: And in the back.
Speaker 3: Yes, be hilarious, it's going.
Speaker 2: To be hilarious.
Speaker 7: I don't know about ye get a lot of flack.
Speaker 1: For that, but yeah, would be if I come in
Speaker 1: to my doctor's appointment and see my doctor's car outside
Speaker 1: with a sheep with lipstick on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I believe that right. Hold on, Travis, what do you
Speaker 1: have in your car?
Speaker 6: It's been it sounds I have a shutgun?
Speaker 2: Trish back and okay, so what's the reason. Are you
Speaker 2: a hunter?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 6: So it's not gun season yet, but I was transporting
Speaker 6: some of my hunting gear, that's why there. But then
Speaker 6: the gloves are just for out there, and then the
Speaker 6: trash bags are actually for work.
Speaker 1: How would you explain that to a police officer if
Speaker 1: they pulled you over.
Speaker 3: I would just tell him I'm a serial killer.
Speaker 1: Just go for it, right and see what the reaction is.
Speaker 1: I love it, Travis, Thank you, It's funny. What's up?
Speaker 1: Listener Cavin, Hey, how you doing good?
Speaker 3: One? So, so when I was in Ground Rapids, I
Speaker 3: found a mannequin and I took it back to the
Speaker 3: shop where we were working, and uh when I got
Speaker 3: back there and had had stripper boots on it. So
Speaker 3: what we did was the guy next door he was
Speaker 3: kind of weird. So we took and rolled the mannequin
Speaker 3: up and carpet and put him in the trunk and
Speaker 3: the lakes were hanging out, and he came out but
Speaker 3: lost his mind thinking we had a dead hooker in
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 2: I like, by the way, how Kevin goes, he was
Speaker 2: kind of weird. I think that. I think that was
Speaker 2: a workplace.
Speaker 1: Uh prerequisite to be a little kind of weird working
Speaker 1: at that place. Rapid, Yeah, no one only Grand Rapids.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hey, do you want to know
Speaker 3: what I'm going forst things?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Going for Okay, I'm going to get a white clear
Speaker 3: garbage bag and I'm going to fill it with like
Speaker 3: paper papers and all that stuff and clear you know,
Speaker 3: clear stuff, and then I'm going to go with white trash.
Speaker 1: All right, that's fantastic kind of I like it. You
Speaker 1: know what you need, you know you need to top
Speaker 1: that thing off. You need a mannequin stripper. That's what
Speaker 1: you need. There you go, Thanks Kevin, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Take care of yourself.
Speaker 2: We'll see it. Bye.