1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: All right, y'all ready for a minute, So do you get buying? 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 2: Yes? 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: Here for the weekly rant. It is our friend, our friend, 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: and yours. Oh I need a. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 3: Here we go, Hey ho hey. So my husband said, 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 3: for twenty twenty six, my resolution should be that I 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 3: should not let things piss me off so bad. But 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 3: then came January second, when I dropped my family off 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 3: at the bus station, I got into a big fight 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 3: with the one of the bus station attendants. I was 11 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 3: justified because she was a hood rat. But I'll have 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 3: to explain that you all another day. So let the 13 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 3: rants begin. So here's my first rant for twenty twenty six. 14 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 3: So I know that we need the snowplow people because 15 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 3: they keep the roads, you know, dry and safe and everything. 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 3: But so last week when we had that all the snow. 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 3: So usually my husband he does the he snow blows 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 3: and I usually do the shoveling. So I shovel the 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 3: porch of the sidewalk, and I usually shovel up all 20 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 3: the lines that the snowblower misses, and I usually chop 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 3: up all the ice that's usually builds up at the 22 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 3: end of the driveway. So when we get done and 23 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 3: we go in the house and we look out the 24 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 3: window and we sip our cocoa and we admire our work, 25 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,119 Speaker 3: our driveways. Like I said, we're the only black people 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 3: on the on the block, so we have an image 27 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 3: to maintain. So our driveway, our driveway is usually all 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 3: nice and clean. We can see the concrete, it's it's dry. 29 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 3: But what usually happens. I think the snowplow people may 30 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 3: have this this game that they play. So they sit 31 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 3: at the end of the block and we they say, well, 32 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 3: we're gonna wait till these fuckers get through with their 33 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 3: driveway and watch this. So here they come down the 34 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 3: block and they push all the goddamn snow on the 35 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 3: on the end of the driveway right after we get 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,559 Speaker 3: through shoveling and snow blowing. It's like, come the fuck on, 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 3: what the hell you couldn't do that ship while we 38 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 3: were while we were, you know, in the process of 39 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 3: snow blowing and shoveling, or you couldn't do that shit. 40 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 3: Don't even push the shit up on the end of 41 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 3: the driveway. Push that shit down the street. Why the 42 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 3: hell do you have to wait till we fucking finished 43 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 3: cleaning everything up and then you want to push the 44 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 3: goddamn snow up on the end of the driveway right 45 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 3: after we get through cleaning the driveway up. God damn it. 46 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 3: They pissed me the fuck off. Well, there's my first 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 3: rent for twenty twenty six. And by the way, it 48 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 3: was it was nice to hear Ranger Jessica again because 49 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 3: I have a question for her. Where the fuck did 50 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 3: these white squirrels come from? I never knew that they existed. 51 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 3: So I was on my way home one day and 52 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 3: I saw what I thought was a white snowball rolling 53 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 3: down the street. I knew it wasn't a white snowball 54 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 3: because it jumped the curve and it ran up the tree. 55 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 3: It looks so cute and cuddly, but I know that 56 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 3: they're probably just as Raby's infested as the other fucker. 57 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 3: But where the hell did the white's squirrels come from? 58 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 3: Like I said, I never knew that they existed. Well, 59 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 3: I'll talk to you guys next week. I love you bye, I. 60 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: Love you back. We have an i'd call him an 61 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: albino squirrel. I don't know if he truly is albino. 62 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if it is or pink or not. 63 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's not horribly uncommon. But I've got like 64 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: one in our neighborhood. 65 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got one. I've got one in Saint Louis 66 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 4: Park two that I see quite often. I think they're cute. 67 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 2: Yeah I don't either, but I like them because they're cute. 68 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: They are, but they're also nasty little motherfuckers, because squirrels suck. 69 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: I have a bird feeder, and I have a bird buddy, 70 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: and then I have the thing that keeps the squirrels 71 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: from climbing it. I don't know how they figure it out. 72 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: They climb up the side of the house. They the 73 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: motherfucker will sit out there on top of the bird, 74 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: on top of the bird feeder and eat the entire thing, 75 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: and then he'll throw food down for his buddies. So 76 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: then I've literally seen five or six squirrels at the 77 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: foot of my bird feeder while fucking Kevin the Lee 78 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: Squirrels as his name is, up there throwing food down 79 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: for him. And it's like, sometimes I give up on 80 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: feeding my birds because as soon as I put out there, 81 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: here come the squirrels, and it just kind of takes 82 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: the fun out of it. And Susan's like, well, they 83 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: need to eat too, and I'm liked, have them get 84 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 1: their own food. 85 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, get a job, right, God. 86 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: Exactly, let's see here randomly choosing this one. I've noticed 87 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: in a few of Vaughan's social media videos how many 88 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: pictures he has up on the walls at his apartment. 89 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: I was trying to think of myself at his age, 90 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: and I don't think I had one picture a piece 91 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: of art hanging on my wall. So nice work on 92 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 1: making your home feel like a home. That's great. I'm 93 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: curious about the esthetic of each of your homes and 94 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: how you would describe your style. Here's what I would imagine, Dave, 95 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: traditional leather wood, browns, maybe some platters, stripe pillows. Okay, 96 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: I'll just spend thirty seconds on this one. We are 97 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: at decorator. Susan is a terrible decorator. I am even worse. 98 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: We don't have an esthetic. Susan hung up all of 99 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: her board and brush signs in the living room, which 100 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: I let her do. They look like shit, but they 101 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: are not a living. 102 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 4: They're just not leveled. 103 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: Well they're not leveled, then they're not a bet. They're 104 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 1: not a living room. Aesthetic, but that it's it looks 105 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: like the display wall of a board and brush center. 106 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: And I don't say anything about it to her because 107 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: it'll hurt her feelings. But we had my friend Curtis, 108 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: who is a designer, come over and design the inside 109 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: of the home, and Allison is helping with the new one. 110 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: Because we have no clue at all, Bailey, I'm picturing aclectic, 111 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: vintage chair in the corner, antique photos, Elvis, nick Knacks, 112 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 1: and a few Disney things mixed in. That is correct. 113 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 2: I do have all of that stuff. 114 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: Yes, Jenny, I've seen your kitchen projects, so I have 115 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: an idea that you are somewhat of a minimalist. Lightwood's 116 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: neutral pain colors and not a lot of things on 117 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 1: the wall. Am I close from. 118 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 4: Rebecca are spot on? Like I don't. I can't even 119 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 4: add anything to that. 120 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: Next one, looking at the time. Here, Okay, we're good. Hello, 121 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: I says Patty, our friend, Patty big friend of the show. 122 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: I heard Jenny talking about how she wants to spend 123 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: more time in nature, so I want to suggest that 124 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: she or any if you start a nature journal. I 125 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: took a class on nature journaling and the idea is 126 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: to not to walk through nature like you do when 127 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 1: you stroll around a lake or take a hike, but 128 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: to sit and be present in nature and really pay 129 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: attention to what's happening around you. I like this so far, 130 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: and let's read on. Stop and sit on a bench 131 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: during a walk, or even just sit in your backyard 132 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: for at least fifteen minutes, really listen, observe, and even 133 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 1: smell what is happening around you. Are there birds chirping? 134 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: Is the wind rustling the leaves in the trees? Do 135 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: you smell flowers? Do you hear frogs in a nearby pond? 136 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: Get a small notebook or blank journal and just start writing. 137 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: Where are you? What's the weather like today? What do 138 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 1: you see that brings you joy? Do you see any 139 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: patterns like tree bark or the ripples created by the 140 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: wind blowing over a lake. Pick up a lie and 141 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: put it under a page and do a leaf rubbing 142 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: in your journal. Add simple sketches if you want your 143 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: animal prints. You see on the ground, a pine cone 144 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: of fallen tree flowers? There's so much to see in here. 145 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: Holy shit, Patty, you are turning me on to this idea. Yeah, 146 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: I love it too. You can search online for nature 147 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: journaling prompts and you'll find great ideas for how to 148 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: get started. Being outdoors is so good for you, and 149 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: this is a way to make your connection to nature 150 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: even deeper and help reduce stress while you're out there. 151 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: Give it a try. Happy New Year from Patty. 152 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 2: Wow, I like all of that stuff. 153 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: That is awesome. I'm actually going to forward that to myself. 154 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: Hold on one second, you want to forward to you guys, Well. 155 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love it. I will say that I 156 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 4: love everything about that because I go outside quite a bit, 157 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 4: like year round in Minnesota. But I don't feel like 158 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 4: I pay attention to anything when I do it in Minnesota. 159 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 4: But if I go travel somewhere else, I am always 160 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 4: taking in the sounds of smells like the Pacific Northwest 161 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 4: is the best smell ever. I just like love the 162 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 4: smell in the Pacific Northwest. But I just feel like 163 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 4: I'm so used to everything around here that I don't 164 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 4: pay attention to that stuff. I just get outside because 165 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 4: I want to get outside. So that makes you actually 166 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 4: think it does indeed. 167 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: Very interesting, Thank you, Patty. Next one Joe Gonzalez. He's 168 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: our friend from Turlock, California. He came to visit one 169 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 1: day a few months ago. Hey Katz, he says, Chrissy 170 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: Tigan is on my list of how do they keep 171 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,119 Speaker 1: getting work? I agree this Star Search judge panel is weird, 172 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 1: slightly sexy, and illogical. Who would you choose as a 173 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 1: dream panel for the three judges for Star Search? I 174 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 1: would pick Katherine McPhee, Tony Danza, and John McEnroe. Wow, Okay, 175 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: that's a weird ass panel, but I like the creativity. Okay, 176 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: I'm going to say Paul McCartney, Taylor Swift, and Justin Guarini. 177 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,439 Speaker 2: Ooh yeah see. I would pick somebody who's like one show, 178 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,199 Speaker 2: like a Star searcher and American Idol. So I agree 179 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 2: with like Katherine McPhee Justin Greeney. But then also some 180 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 2: kind of like entertainer that would be nice. 181 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, like a. 182 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: Host, Okay, Jenny. 183 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 4: I would pick a Sabrina Carpenter because I think she's 184 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 4: got a lot of like Sassin attitude, and obviously she's 185 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,280 Speaker 4: in music. I would go someone country, like a legend 186 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 4: like Garth Brooks, and then to mix it up and 187 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 4: not have all artists, I would do Matthew McConaughey because 188 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 4: he would be really interesting. Yeah, you bring the funnies exactly. 189 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: All right, here's one that I have not pre read. 190 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 1: Let's see what we get up to longtime listeners. Second 191 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 1: time writer, says Laura from hum Hamburg, Minnesota. Hump Hamburg, Humburg, Minnesota. 192 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: Few random stories for you number one and the reason 193 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: for this email. A few weeks ago, my family and 194 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 1: I were at Shiels and my husband ended up finding 195 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: a bow and arrow for my son. They're working on 196 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: getting it all set up, and the so sure from 197 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,320 Speaker 1: Shields is saying, what will all come with the bow 198 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: and arrow? Release arrows? And then he said a whisker biscuit. 199 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 1: Now I know nothing about bows and arrows, and I 200 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: have no clue what a whisker biscuit is, But all 201 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: all I could hear was Dave and his Pimpville Clinton 202 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: voice saying, whisker biscuit, Bailey, how are you Bailey? Touch it? 203 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: What is Jenny? Turn around? Jenny Bill Poon tell Hillary, 204 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: oh god, he'll dog. She farted so hard the garage 205 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: door opener. Fuck, I fucked got up. Hillary farted so 206 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: hard the garage door went up. Whisker biscuit. Anyway, I 207 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: had to walk away because I was turning red, laughing hysterically. 208 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,319 Speaker 1: I tried searching iHeartRadio for pimp Bill Clinton bits and 209 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,319 Speaker 1: couldn't find any. If you have one, I'd love to 210 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: hear it so I can share it with my husband. 211 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: Currently he thinks I'm a lunatic. Okay, I don't know 212 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,199 Speaker 1: what a whisker biscuit is, but apparently I I think 213 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: it might be the thing that you put on your 214 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: fingers so when you pull the string back, this string 215 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: doesn't dig into your fingers. Oh, but I don't know. 216 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like it. I like the phrase. 217 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: Bailey was in my dream. A couple of weeks ago. 218 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: We were at the comedy club and she sat next 219 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: to me and I said hi, and she said high back, 220 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:19,439 Speaker 1: and I fangirled. Story number three about a year ago, 221 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: Middle of the night and low key or and low okay, 222 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: least begin about a year ago is the middle of 223 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: the night and lo, lo and behold there we go, 224 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 1: I hear talking. I live in the middle of nowhere. 225 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,880 Speaker 1: It should be silent. I walk out to my kitchen 226 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: and where my phone is, and it's Juan Nita doing 227 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,560 Speaker 1: one of her rants who for some reason, my phone 228 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,520 Speaker 1: started playing the Minnesota Goodbye podcast while we were all asleep, 229 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,679 Speaker 1: so I had to turn her off and save her 230 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: rant for another day. Thanks for being a bright and 231 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 1: shiny part of my day. That is a very sweet email. 232 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: That is Laura. Thanks Laura, and I'm glad you wrote 233 00:11:52,240 --> 00:12:00,559 Speaker 1: in touch it Laura, Laura Poon tang, touch it, whisk 234 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: or biscuit. Okay, thank you, Laura. I'm going to hit 235 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 1: delete on that one. We did one Nita's rant, So 236 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 1: there goes that one. Let's scroll up and Chow writes 237 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: in and we don't really bring this up a lot, 238 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: because you know, we've brought it up endlessly about the 239 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: commercials in the volume on the podcast. But Bailey did 240 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: make a little correction I did. 241 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 2: I clicked a button and asked somebody who just like 242 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,719 Speaker 2: messaged me on Instagram occasionally about the Minnesota Goodbye. I 243 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 2: was like, yo, Elsa, hey, shout out Elsa, listen to 244 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 2: this and tell me if it's any different, and she 245 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 2: said it sounded better. So I don't know. I just 246 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 2: clicked a random button that had like a check mark 247 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 2: that's at auto level. 248 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,840 Speaker 1: Look at that or other So okay, Chow writes in Hey, 249 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: I've noticed the commercials on the podcast. We've gotten better 250 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,199 Speaker 1: in the last few days. Before it was around five minutes, 251 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: now it's about half that time. 252 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 2: I don't have anything to do with the length. I'm 253 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 2: just doing the volume. 254 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 1: I really appreciate that next one. I've been listening to 255 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: the show religiously for decades. I have brought you with 256 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: me as I moved around the country on the iHeart app. 257 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: I currently live in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and be 258 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 1: traveling to oh Watana this weekend for a funeral. I 259 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: was thinking about staying until Monday. If there's any way 260 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: I can stop by the station and say hello, I'd 261 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: be happy to bring y'all coffee or breakfast or lunch, 262 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: whatever you want. I know it's super forward to invite myself, 263 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: so no pressure. Well, absolutely, I will write her back 264 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,800 Speaker 1: and we'll set this up. Yeah yeah, let me see 265 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 1: what else. She says. Also, if you want some content, 266 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,440 Speaker 1: I'm going through a divorce currently with someone who has 267 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 1: struggling with some pretty major mental health issues, and it's 268 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 1: making me feel like a terrible person for abandon in 269 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,199 Speaker 1: him while he's struggling. It would be interesting to hear 270 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 1: your listener's perspectives and insight as well as yours. You're 271 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,199 Speaker 1: on I'm going to write her back right now. Stall 272 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: for me for a second while I write her back. 273 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 2: What do you got today? Can I tell you something 274 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 2: really cute? So, Katie Kapani said that. So we go 275 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 2: and get lunch occasionally at different places around town, and 276 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 2: we try to go to like, you know, foreign foods 277 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 2: place is that we wouldn't normally eat. Yeah, And we 278 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 2: kept telling each other like we should make a spreadsheet, 279 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: we should make a spreadsheet. And I mentioned it to 280 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,199 Speaker 2: regular guy Eric, my boyfriend, and he made one, made 281 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,319 Speaker 2: a spreadsheet gros. So we have like a big long 282 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 2: list of all the places we want to go and 283 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,400 Speaker 2: then he has it like format it in a way 284 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 2: that if we've been there, it turns green and then 285 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,040 Speaker 2: we can have a score and then it ranks by 286 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 2: scoring and all of that. 287 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 4: I like this man more and more every day. So 288 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 4: that was fun. 289 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 2: It's a cute things, my da. 290 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,720 Speaker 1: Well, I totally miss what you said because I was concentrating. 291 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 2: I was talking about regular guy being really cute, yeah, 292 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 2: and making me a spreadsheet for me and Katie Capp 293 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 2: for all of the places that we want to go 294 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 2: eat someday. 295 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, it's cute. Okay, Yeah. And final email. 296 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: Here we go checking the sea. We have time, Yes, 297 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: it looks like we do. Indeed. Okay, good Dave, Jenny Bailey. 298 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: I live in Buckeye, Arizona. Oh and I'm always listening 299 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: on the podcast to fun fact. Julie's family used to 300 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: have a very very large cotton farm in or just 301 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 1: outside I had a Buckeye, Arizona and Julie's dad that 302 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: was my ex chases, Mama, she's gone now. They were 303 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: a very very wealthy family, and Julie's dad at one 304 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: time was Arizona's largest Suppima cotton farmer. Suppima is a 305 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: very special brand of cotton, apparently very fine brand of cotton, 306 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: and so money, money, money. And then at one point 307 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 1: I heard that Julie had a relative that was growing 308 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: marijuana plants in between the rows of cotton and the 309 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: FEDS cotton. So not a good idea. 310 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 4: You can grow marijuana outside? 311 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: Oh really no, I think. 312 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 4: It has to be in some form of like a 313 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 4: greenhouse thing. 314 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: Well, what a dumb ass he was. 315 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 4: Then interest. 316 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: Also, Buckeye Airport was the first time I ever went skydiving, 317 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: and so I landed on both feet and they called 318 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: it a stand up landing. 319 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 4: And you liked that job. 320 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: I fucking hated it. 321 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I thought. 322 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 2: You like it. 323 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: You never went. I never loved skydiving, even though I've 324 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 1: been four times. All Right, finally, here, she says, I'm 325 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm not sure when this topic was brought up, but 326 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: I'm responding now. Worst pain ever came recently. I had 327 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: to have my left leg amputated above the knees. 328 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. 329 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: That was due to a work accident, and that's another story. 330 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: But when I was back home from the hospital for 331 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 1: one day, when I was getting ready for bed, I 332 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: was in the bathroom walking with my walker, and all 333 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: of a sudden, the leg of the walker gets caught 334 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: on the rug and I thought my leg was still 335 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 1: there when to put it down, of course it wasn't there, 336 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: and bam fell right on top of the stump. Wow, 337 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: oh my god. I thought I was going to go 338 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: through the roof, split open, four stitches, blood coming out, 339 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: and pain like you wouldn't believe. So, yeah, that hurt. 340 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: Worse than when I had a portable three hundred pounds 341 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: sand blaster fall on my leg and poking a giant 342 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 1: hole through my leg. That must be the work accident, 343 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: she spoke of. Wow, can't even imagine, Mel, Wow. Okay, everybody, 344 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: that's my story. I thought i'd share. Keep doing what 345 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: you're doing, Love you guys, and do another online auction. 346 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: Dave throwing some switch games in there. I need some more. 347 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: And on a side note, Dave, are you getting the 348 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: new animal crossing coming out? I didn't know there was one, 349 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: did anybody else? 350 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 4: There? 351 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 1: No peace, my fellow non dart liquors, because this tongue 352 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:26,200 Speaker 1: ain't going near that hole. Yeah, you're missing out. Okay, Mel, 353 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: Just to let you know. 354 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,159 Speaker 4: I'm going to correct myself because I googled it. You 355 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 4: can grow marijuana outside. I just I think I assumed 356 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 4: because it's been illegal for so long that most people 357 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 4: had to hide it into in like greenhouses or something. 358 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,160 Speaker 4: It could just be so I think that that's where 359 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,399 Speaker 4: my mindset came from. But yeah, you definitely can. It 360 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,719 Speaker 4: just has to It wouldn't work in Minnesota. It has 361 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 4: to be in like warm temperatures, so that would make sense. 362 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: Clearing that up. I appreciate that. I do remember that. 363 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,440 Speaker 1: It's it really interesting because Julie's father, and he died 364 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 1: before I ever met Julie. But he was very successful, 365 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:04,919 Speaker 1: very very ambitious, and possibly a little bit shady. And 366 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,920 Speaker 1: I don't know for sure, but some of the things 367 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: she had told me. And you can talk about dead 368 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: people without worrying about, you know, libel or you can 369 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 1: talk about dead people without worrying about libel or slander. 370 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: Because if if I were to die today, you guys 371 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,920 Speaker 1: could come on the radio tomorrow and you could legally say, yeah, 372 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: he was an asshole, he cheated on his taxes, he 373 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: used to you know, let stray kittens loose in the 374 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,239 Speaker 1: middle of a field, all of these things, and you 375 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: there is no risk of you being sued because you 376 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:43,360 Speaker 1: cannot libel or slander a dead person. So because they 377 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: have nothing to lose, you know what I mean, you can't. 378 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 2: Like tarnish their name, Like couldn't their family get mad. 379 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 3: At you for that? 380 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean I don't I don't think 381 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: they can't sue you. They could maybe sue you civilly, 382 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 1: but they can't sue you legally, like in a court sit. Yeah, 383 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: does that make sense the word for it. Yeah, but 384 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,479 Speaker 1: he was that Julie's dad was really ambitious, and then 385 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 1: Julie was not shady. But Julie was wealthy and didn't 386 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 1: really need to work, so she didn't really work. But 387 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,680 Speaker 1: then the sons in the family, if I remember right, 388 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: they were always, you know, broke. They were always like, Okay, 389 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 1: they got some inheritance and then they spent it, and 390 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 1: so then they needed more money. And then one of 391 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: them grew grew marijuana in Buckeye, Arizona and got caught. 392 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,880 Speaker 2: So now that sounds like a movie. 393 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, Arizona's largest Supima cotton farmer. And that is the 394 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: Minnesota goodbye for the day. Hey, great bunch of emails. 395 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: See what happens when you get a bunch of emails? 396 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: It is so fun. Wow, I just loved it. Thanks 397 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,159 Speaker 1: big special thank you to Juanita and Patty for the 398 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,120 Speaker 1: rant and also the nature journaling. 399 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 400 00:19:56,119 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 1: I love that, Thank you, Patty. And that'll do it 401 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 1: for this Minnesota Goodbye. Send more emails in please to 402 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,399 Speaker 1: Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.