WEBVTT - Top Stories 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.160 The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:07.800 Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:10.240 we'll talk about pettiness in politics. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:12.400 I think we're gonna get Greenland. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:18.120 We'll talk about that, seizing oil tankers, emails, the GOP 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.040 is not divided, ah, that and so much more coming 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.919 up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.640 I have to play it for you again because it's 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:28.640 just too perfect. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:30.080 Last night. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.320 We're gonna move on to some emails in a moment, 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.200 but last night, in fact, we'll talk pettiness in politics first. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:39.279 But last night we were talking about this, this relationship 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:43.800 that the criminal enterprise that is a Democrat empire, and 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:48.640 what that empire, what that communist run empire, communist run revolution, 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.040 what it does? Why this interest? Why would the Biden 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:55.120 administration bring in twenty million foreigners. There's a lot of 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:59.600 different aspects to Democrats not being nearly as popular as 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:02.800 they here to be, But one of the main things 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:08.680 is the foreigners. Because, as we have discussed before, these 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.440 foreigners from other cultures that suck. They vote on the 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:17.240 two teas, tribal and transactional. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:18.840 It's as simple for them. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.679 I'm going to keep stealing everything I can get my 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.440 dirty hands on you Democrats. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:27.720 You're going to keep protecting me while I do it. 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.280 You're going to keep helping me do it me. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:35.319 I'll vote for you, though, I will get my entire block. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.399 I'll get my entire neighborhood. Everyone in my Somaldi Klan 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:43.280 will vote Tim Walls. It's an arrangement that works perfectly 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.679 right up until the point you get some decent people 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:51.560 in the justice system. Then it all comes apart, at 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:55.440 least potentially. And what do you get if you vote 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:56.040 Tim Walls? 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.600 Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.080 you like you've never been ridden. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:06.080 What Chris I was playing? What he said and credit 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.480 to Nick Shirley for the interview. How does it in 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.720 all seriousness? How does it look in practice? Well, here's 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:17.280 how it goes. Remember when Democrats bring in foreign barbarians, 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.639 they not only bring them in, they settle them in blocks, 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:23.280 in huge blocks. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:24.400 It's not like. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.680 They send a family aford to this city and a 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.320 family of five to this state, and a family no, no, 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:33.519 no no, they keep them together in huge blocks. Why 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.240 would you do that? So, for instance, why would that 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.040 judge bowdown to the head of the Somal and Lafayette here. 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.320 What I can tell you is that it's a voting block. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:45.200 And what they say is if you do something to 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.320 go against our community, we're going to vote for and 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.239 they all vote together, and there's ballot harvesting. I've seen 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.280 them do it that we're going to vote for your 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:55.639 opponent unless you do what we tell you to do, 0:02:55.880 --> 0:03:00.560 and says all purely for votes. Yes, you're talking probably 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.560 one hundred thousand or more people and they're all living 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:06.600 rent free, They're driving a vehicle that you paid for, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.120 they're eating food that you paid for. Everything they do 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.480 is something that you paid for. 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.560 And for instance, that entire block, Well, then go and 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.400 vote for wall specific candidate. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.400 They'll have one person go there and collect all the 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:25.320 ballots and nobody tracks. They could say they have nine 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.840 people living in an apartment, They're going to send them 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.959 nine ballots, and then they have someone who comes along 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.480 collects all the ballots. 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:37.800 How Maybe you're confused why politicians like Jacob Fray after 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.800 that thirty seven year old died today trying to stop 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.880 Ice from deporting Somali's Maybe you're confused why Jacob Fray 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.240 would get up and say things like. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:50.440 This, and I have a message for Ice two. Ice, 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:55.560 get out of theapolis. We do not want you here. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.840 Why would he say things like this? 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.240 They are already trying to spin this is an action 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.320 of self defense. Having seen the video of myself, I 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.040 want to tell everybody. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.440 Directly that is boloked. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:17.359 This was an agent recklessly using power. Why does he 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.240 speak like that. It's not because he believes it. His 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.560 eyes saw the same video you saw. The guy laid 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:27.840 it out quite clearly. You have to protect the community 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:32.200 or they'll take their vote elsewhere. Your seed of power 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.839 depends on the huge block of foreigners you brought into 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.120 the country, and they'll step up to the microphone and 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.800 tell you to your face you better not let this 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.640 fraud take us down, Pow, or we're going elsewhere. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:49.279 Miss Muhammad. I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:54.039 community in Lewistown. Some of you sitting here today, we 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:58.039 voted for you. We elected you to protect our committed 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.719 to interest, not create in division. 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.520 I love that part. I love that I'm gonna start 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.080 it again. I love that part. He just comes right 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.320 out and says it. Of course, his IQ is probably 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.719 about seventy five, so who doesn't have the brain power 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.920 necessary to filter things through, so he just comes out 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.960 and says things you shouldn't say. We elected you to 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.600 protect the interests of our community. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.800 And it's Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:22.799 Somali community. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.680 The inbreeding is really really wild. In case you're wondering 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.200 why the IQ levels are so low and Somali, it's 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.600 got to do with the klan, the inbreeding that you know, 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.120 the family trees a straight. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:32.560 Line, that kind of thing. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.839 And it's Mohammad, that's why the heads are so big sometimes. 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:39.080 And it's Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.919 Somali community in Lewistown. Some of you sitting here today, 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.840 we voted for you. We elected you to protect our 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:53.440 community interest, not creating division or go after one elected 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:59.240 member through our community. This notative. If this native continues, 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:05.560 our will be false for the exam our leationship or 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:10.760 political relationship, including our relationship with the Democratic Party and 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:14.520 who will be voting in the fut This is not a. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:19.000 Thread you bring in the barbarians. You have to give 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:21.840 them their demands. That's the way it goes. All right, 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.880 So before we do before we do emails, let's do 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:32.120 this exit interview turns explosive as Marjorie Taylor Green attacks 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.760 Trump's Venezuela move. I'm not going to talk a lot 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:40.040 about Marjorie Taylor Green. I'll just simply back up what 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.760 I said before. Remember when she announced that she's leaving, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.320 and I came on the air that I never want 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.200 either wanted me to celebrate her or condemn her, and 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.520 I said, I can't do that because we don't know 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.440 whether or not it's genuine, and the true test we 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.280 won't know for a while. Remember what I told you 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.560 The test was whenever someone does this, if they leave, 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.440 if they say I'm resigning, some frustrated I want what's 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.200 best for the country. I love you, but I've got 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.520 to step away from it all. And then they step 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.720 down and they go retire and you never really see 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:13.960 or hear from them again. Then you know that was genuine. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.960 That's just a person with a genuine heart for the 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:21.040 country stepping down, and vice versa. If they're all of 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.400 a sudden on the view every night they're on CNN 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.920 every night they're sitting now with Kristen Welker of NBC 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:29.120 every night, and it's Republicans sucking, Trump sucks, and the dead, 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.239 then you'll know it's just the spiteful ex who's upset 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:37.560 about something. Well, look, Marjorie Taylor Green. Every time you 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.960 turn on some left wing news source, now she's giving 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:47.320 an interview trashing Republicans and trashing Trump. So there's your answer. However, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.480 that's not why I'm discussing this. I only wanted to 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.680 briefly bring this up because I think it makes us 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.600 feel better. It certainly makes me feel better. Remember that 0:07:55.760 --> 0:08:02.000 even powerful people can be unbelievably petty. Maybe you are petty, 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.440 maybe you've been petty in your past, Maybe you know 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:12.200 petty people. Just remember how it looks when wealthy, famous 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:18.080 people get petty. That's how you look when you get petty. Hey, 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:22.360 me too, I'm a Kelly. I'll hold a grudge like 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:29.200 nobody else. I'll do petty. It looks bad. It just 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:35.440 always looks bad. They're capable of pettiness, just like you 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.480 and I are capable of pettiness, and something we should 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.040 all learn, every single one of us, You, me, Marjorie 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:48.240 Taylor Green, Trump himself, all of us, pettiness always looks bad, 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:52.520 so we should probably try to avoid that at any cost. Anyway, 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.040 I guess we have our answer on Marjorie Taylor Green Jesse. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.120 How about a history suggestion or a history show on 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.120 the Mongol invasion of Vietnam. You know, I love these, 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.920 by the way, I love these history suggestions emails because 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.880 I'm saving them and I'm the ones I like, I'm 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.800 stacking them up, and that actually is probably a good one. Vietnam, though, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.880 I'm not gonna talk specifically about the Mongols right now, 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:19.760 but Vietnam is a fascinating place. There are parts of 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:23.600 the world that just seem to get fought over all 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:27.560 the time. Istanbul in Turkey, you know that used to 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.760 be Constantinople. But no matter what, geography doesn't change. Go 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.480 look it up, look where it is. It's the only 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:38.439 thing connecting the Black Sea to the open Ocean through 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:45.080 the Mediterranean. It's this critically important location, and so people 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:49.600 have been dying over that area forever. Vietnam is one 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:53.920 of those places too, People have been dying there for ages. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:56.160 It's just that, I guess it's one of those things. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.400 It's wonderful when you have it, but you always know 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.800 there's a war coming because every everyone else wants it. Hey, 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.600 low Iq, mastermind, it's not right. What was your favorite 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.959 prank to play on other people? I've told you this before. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.440 I've told this to my sons the other day. You 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:15.839 want the greatest prank. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:16.200 In the world. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.920 I wouldn't play this on women. They might not think 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:21.640 it's as funny. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:23.120 But let me tell you what. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:28.240 For dudes, this is great fun. And MRI, all right, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.600 you ready for this? Keep in mind this may be 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.280 dangerous and possibly illegal. I just want to put that 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.199 disclaimer out there. We did it to each other all 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.880 the time in the Marines and MRI. It's a meal 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.120 ready to eat, comes in a brown bag. It's awful, 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.679 but you know, some of them aren't bad. Once you're 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:48.840 hungry enough, everything tastes good. But obviously you're not cooking 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.280 anything out in the field, and you certainly can't start 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.280 fires or anything like that. Act that's a good way 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.720 to get shot. So they came up with something your 0:10:56.840 --> 0:11:00.599 main course in an MRA. We'll call this one's spaghetti 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.200 because that was one when I was in I don't 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.199 know if they still have it. Spaghetti with meat sauce, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.119 it was actually one of the better ones. It's this sealed, 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:11.160 foiled and sealed sleeve of spaghetti with meat sauce. Well, 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:16.800 they include in every MRE a green sleeve. What was 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.720 the point of this green sleeve. Well, it had some 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.839 sort of chemical god knows what inside of it. This 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:28.480 is like a powder thing, if I remember right, You 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:32.440 take your main course, your spaghetti, you slide it into 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:36.000 the green sleeve. Then you take just a little bit 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.760 of water, not much. You dump a little bit of 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:43.520 water in the green sleeve, you fold it up. It 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:47.800 does some sort of chemical reaction with the liquid and 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.840 it gets super hot in there. It essentially boils the 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:56.160 water and it warms up your meal. You should know, 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.960 just a heads up. I can count the number of 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.760 times on one hand and I ever warmed up my 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.480 meal or really saw someone do it. No one does it. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.880 You just eat it cold. You're starving anyway. The food 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.520 sucks hot or cold half the time you're in the heat. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.520 Usually don't warm up your meal. But that's the idea 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:16.040 you can in the green sleeve. Now there's something else 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:21.080 that's included with every other mre, every MRE I've ever opened, 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.400 They all come with the little packet. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:24.720 It's all sealed. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.160 It has things like a little pack a little mini 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.559 packet of sugar, a little mini packet of salt. It 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:35.320 has a miniature packet of toilet paper. You always save 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:39.400 those because you don't know. And it also has one 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.400 of those You've probably seen them in your life before, 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.480 the little miniature bottle of Tabasco sauce, the hot sauce. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.840 I'm talking about the bottle that's the size of the 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.319 end of your thumb, just the tiny little thing. To 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.040 this day, Tabasco is the only hot sauce I despise. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.000 There you go, except for the Chipotle kind. Obviously, it's 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:58.560 the only kind I don't like for this reason. So 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.160 here's what we did. I did not come up with 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:05.760 this someone else did. You wait until your friends are sleeping. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:11.400 Preferably you wait until they're taking a nap. The best 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.800 best case scenario is they're in some sort of a tent, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:17.880 something that's enclosed. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:19.400 They don't have. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:22.760 To be enclosed, but the more enclosed it is, the 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.840 more effective it is. You take the green sleeve from 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:32.520 your mre, you take the Tabasco sauce, You dump the 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:37.280 Tabasco sauce into the green sleeve of the MRI. I 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:43.359 would really suggest you hold your breath and quickly quickly 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.439 fold that green sleeve up as tight as you can 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:51.720 on the top. Now is the tricky part. Now you're 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:56.960 on the clock. That green sleeve. Remember it boils if 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.959 you seal it up too tight, which you wouldn't do 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.040 if you were cooking something. But if you seal it 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.479 up too tight, it's gonna pop. In fact, in this situation, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.479 you want it to pop. Once you pour the tabasco, 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.520 when the clock is ticking, you need to seal it. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.600 Sneak into the tent, or at least the entrance of 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:22.480 the tent. Chuck it in there if you can. You 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.680 set it in there so you don't risk waking anybody up, 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.560 because if they wake up and see it, they're immediately 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:32.200 going to know they're in a dire situation and they're 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.560 gonna take steps. Usually, if you've done it right, you've 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:40.480 dropped it into the tent, it doesn't take long. That's 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.920 been a while. I would say maybe a minute. If 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.160 you've sealed it up right. The pressure gets so much 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:52.000 in this green sleeve that boom. It's this big pop 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.800 that's loud. As canna be. You can imagine waking up 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.320 like that. It sounds like a freaking gun going off. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:58.000 Pop. 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:03.440 And that's the ba part, because after that it gets 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:07.280 so much worse. For whoever's in the tent, that tabasco 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:13.120 you poured in there has boiled into being a vapor, 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:19.320 a gas. It's a pepper gas. It's like pepper spray. 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:25.200 When it explodes inside of the tent, you can't breathe. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.600 Your eyes are watering, you are choking, you can't catch 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.520 your breath. And it makes it even worse that all 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.920 of your friends are sitting outside of the tent laughing 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.840 and crying and laughter and pointing at you as you 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:43.440 come crawling out of the tent coffin. I've seen guys 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.320 puke from it before, hilarious snotting all over the place. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.760 That is one of the great pranks of all time. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.320 The only other thing that I would say probably comes 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.080 close to equaling that. Remember I told you they maybe 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.440 go be a cop in the marinek wrarps. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:15:58.960 For a while. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:01.400 It wasn't my call. I was in the infantry. The 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.200 cops were shorthanded. They made me go be a cop 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.840 for it was like six months or something like that 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:09.040 at cop in the Marine Corps. It is the Jesse 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:13.240 Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday, a Hunt Day member. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:17.240 You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.640 So Greenland and Denmark have requested a special meeting with 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:26.440 Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Part of part 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.680 of what makes the Trump era so interesting, not just 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.840 for you and me, and not just for the Democrats 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.520 who hate him, but for the rest of the world 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:40.200 is sometimes Donald Trump is clearly goofing and he doesn't 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:46.440 really mean it. Sometimes Donald Trump is goofing but he 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:51.680 does mean it, and Donald Trump he doesn't always. In fact, 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:58.440 he rarely explains when he is or isn't goofing. Greenland 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.000 enture a guess you've never been to Greenland. I've never 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:07.240 been to Greenland. Keep in mind, it's got a fantastic, 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:12.840 absolutely fantastic branding for it, Greenland, because it's an ice 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:16.960 covered hell escape from what I remember, from what I understand. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:18.800 That's what all the pictures tell me. People I know 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.640 we've been there to tell me there's nothing green about it. 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.480 It's icy, it's horrible. Oh do you have that callback 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.560 of mine? Chris, he's looking for it now. But I 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:31.200 told you this is coming. Donald Trump before he even 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:35.400 got elected, and then after he got elected started talking about, well, 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.840 we're gonna take Greenland. Yeah, we want Greenland. I don't 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.560 know we might even I can't roll out military reaction 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:46.560 for Greenland, and people, of course Democrats freaked out, and 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.440 all the Republicans who still try to be real respectable, 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:51.520 they try to look good for their liberal friends, they 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:52.239 have to step up. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:52.520 Well. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:55.520 I mean, I don't like his rhetoric on this, but 0:17:55.920 --> 0:18:00.240 it was obvious to me that he wasn't joking. Now, 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.040 why would you want Greenland? It's not because anybody wants 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.480 to go move into Greenland. I think there's only something 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.040 like fifty thousand people who live on the whole thing. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.800 It's enormous, and no one lives there because no one 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:15.880 wants to live there. Why would you want it? Strategically, 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:18.600 if you look at a globe, you would really need 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.040 a globe more than a map to fully understand it. 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:26.240 When you look at a globe, you would understand why 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:32.800 Greenland is so critically important to controlling those icy waterways 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:37.600 on the northern part of the planet. Greenland may not 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:42.720 have a whole lot of curb appeal, but Greenland defensively 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:48.280 as far as militarily goes, is super super important. The 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:53.320 rumors are in Washington, d C. That Marco Rubio has 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:57.760 already told members of Congress that we intend to buy it. 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:02.560 Now they're questing a meeting with Marco Rubil And of 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:06.520 course the stupid Europeans are of we have headlines like this. 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:12.200 European leaders claim they will defend Greenland, as the Danes say, 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:17.480 the US takeover would end NATO. So Denmark is they're 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.720 out there say no, you can't have it, it would 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:23.320 end NATO. Europe is saying, well, we'll send our fleet 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:26.240 over there. Such as it is, We'll send our fleet 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.080 over there and we'll stop you, which is hilarious. None 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:32.200 of these people have the ability to physically stop us, and. 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:38.439 I bet they don't want to. Here's here's how this works. 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:40.320 If you have a. 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:44.240 Piece of territory and you don't really use it for anything, 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:49.040 and a country shows interest in it is this is diplomacy. 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:51.320 This goes back hundreds and hundreds of years. They all 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.800 do this. You have a piece of territory you could 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:59.000 do without. A country shows interest in it. You almost 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:03.399 immediate lee act as if you'll go to war over 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:07.720 that piece of territory. Why do you act that way? 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:11.480 You're driving up the price. Have you ever have you 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:13.360 ever heard one of these stories? Is actually this story 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.760 happened to a friend of mine. Have you ever had 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:18.080 heard of one of these stories where someone will own 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:22.040 a house, maybe a piece of property somewhere, and some 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:27.280 super wealthy guy, for whatever reason, will come knock on 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.200 the door or have someone else do it and say, hey, 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:32.119 I want to buy your house, and the person who 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:35.360 lives there always says something to the effect of, uh, 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:38.720 it's not for sale, and the guy then, oh, you 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:40.520 name your price and I'll buy your house. And it 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.639 goes back and forth that way. Let me give you 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.400 a little bit of advice. Not that I think that's 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:47.560 ever going to happen to you or me, but it could. 0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:50.119 You never know, maybe a house somebody grew up in 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:53.160 or whatever it is. If you ever get that knock 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:58.160 on the door, don't tell them only it's not for sale. 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:04.800 Tell them you'd never sell it. I would never sell 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:09.040 this house. Sounds counterintuitive. It's only going to make that 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:12.439 rich guy want to buy it more and it's only 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:16.280 going to drive your price through the roof. That's what 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:18.959 Europe is saying when they're saying they'll send in the 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:22.560 fleets and it will end NATO, and we don't like this. 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:27.119 They're just trying to drive up the price. Remember something 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:29.520 about Europe, and it's sad we even have to talk 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.400 about those dirty Europeans, but that's the way it is. 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:35.359 Europe is broke. 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:39.920 They massively imported foreigners over there. At the same time 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:42.919 they destroyed their energy sector. All the things Democrats are 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:44.719 trying to do here, but they've already completed all those 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:48.680 things over there. They don't have economies anymore. They don't 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:52.119 have enough money. They don't have money for militaries, plus 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:56.840 all the stupid socialist programs. They don't have money. Europe 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:00.119 doesn't have the money. They don't have the manpayer. When 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.600 Putin knows this too, which is sad. Europe can't prosecute 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:06.880 a major war against anybody, even all of them combined. 0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:09.919 They just can't. They don't have the they're at the resources, 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.720 they're on the manufacturing. They can't do it. Europe can't 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:18.640 do anything now, but still pretend to be powerful. If 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:23.040 the United States of America wants Greenland, would not be 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:26.920 surprised in the next three years if we have it, well, 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:30.800 buy it, ze Ony right now, wouldn't be surprised, Chris, 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:34.560 we should broadcast from Greenland if we buy it, as 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:38.760 kind of what we have to write. The flight's gotta 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:41.119 be a nightmare. You know, they don't have a major 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:49.080 airport into there, what Chris, No, no, see Chris said, 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:51.320 from here to New York. We eat in New York 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:54.359 and then it's a short trip to Greenland. I bet you, 0:22:54.640 --> 0:22:56.399 I bet you. There's not a direct flight from New 0:22:56.480 --> 0:22:57.240 York to Greenland. 0:22:57.320 --> 0:22:58.240 I mean there could be. 0:22:58.320 --> 0:23:00.720 I don't know how major of it in airport can 0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:03.440 you have if you have fifty zousand people who live 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:06.439 in the entire country. I bet you have to land 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:10.880 somewhere even closer and then take a ferry over there 0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:12.479 or something like that. And I don't even know if 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.680 people to gent or drive us. Hello to my favorite 0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:20.080