Speaker 1: One on one d w B.
Speaker 2: So, I am in Colorado. We have a house out
Speaker 2: in Colorado. It's nothing special, it's beautiful. It's the house
Speaker 2: that I grew up in and it's out in the
Speaker 2: woods and it's you know, isolated. I come out here
Speaker 2: and it's just it's a it's a it's my it's
Speaker 2: my happy place.
Speaker 3: So I'm out here by myself.
Speaker 2: And I get into bed last night and I there's
Speaker 2: a rattle, rattle, rattle.
Speaker 3: What the what is that mice? Is it a raccoon
Speaker 3: in the ceiling. Turned out it was the the heat
Speaker 3: vent blowing the blinds around, and the blinds were going
Speaker 3: tapa tapa, tepa, tepa, tepa tapa.
Speaker 2: Because I noticed that whenever I would the furnace would
Speaker 2: go off, it would stop.
Speaker 3: But it was a mystery that puzzled me all night.
Speaker 3: It was not a raccoon.
Speaker 4: Story, Dave.
Speaker 3: I thought I'd fill you in.
Speaker 2: Oh, I overshare everything, and then yeah, and uh so, Bailey,
Speaker 2: interesting dilemma with the new guy that you're seeing.
Speaker 5: Yes, his name is a regular guy, that's what we
Speaker 5: call him. And we are official like together, like he
Speaker 5: is my boyfriend for the last like two and a
Speaker 5: half months, well not for the last two and a
Speaker 5: half months, for like a couple weeks, but we've been
Speaker 5: see each other for like two and a half months,
Speaker 5: and I occasionally do take my photo with him, but
Speaker 5: I am struggling with ever really posting him on like
Speaker 5: my Instagram or Facebook or something like that.
Speaker 1: And I would love to hear your point.
Speaker 4: Of view, because I don't know this.
Speaker 5: I've never had this kind of issue before, but I
Speaker 5: feel like I don't want to post him because I
Speaker 5: don't want my old boyfriend who I was with him
Speaker 5: for a long time, he like lived with me, Like yeah,
Speaker 5: it didn't end very well, but like I still respect
Speaker 5: him as a person, and I don't want him to
Speaker 5: see it and get sad. So and I realized that's
Speaker 5: stupid because like I posted my old boyfriend, but like
Speaker 5: that he was also like the first boyfriend I had
Speaker 5: had for like years and years, and.
Speaker 3: Now there was nobody in the recent.
Speaker 5: Past to be like huh, but like the old boyfriend
Speaker 5: was still living with me as of twenty twenty six,
Speaker 5: now twenty twenty four, like fall of twenty twenty four,
Speaker 5: and so I don't know, I realized, Yeah, it's like
Speaker 5: over a year and a half later, but I still
Speaker 5: feel like if I post regular guy, I'll be kind
Speaker 5: of like I'm happy and your life is the same
Speaker 5: or whatever, and like.
Speaker 4: I don't want to make him upset. I don't want
Speaker 4: to like hurt his feelings.
Speaker 3: Can I jump in first?
Speaker 1: Sure? Baby?
Speaker 4: I think you care way too much. I do care
Speaker 4: too much. You care way too much.
Speaker 6: If you and this dude like your ex are no
Speaker 6: longer together, he doesn't live with you, it's not hey,
Speaker 6: I'm posting my new boyfriend to smite you. It's or
Speaker 6: to spite you, whatever that word is. Yeah, it's hey.
Speaker 6: If you are jealous, maybe my life is better than yours,
Speaker 6: but you should have kept me when you had me.
Speaker 2: I think, well, she didn't want him, and that's dumper, Well,
Speaker 2: I would say, I mean, I get both sides. I
Speaker 2: really respect the fact that you don't want him to
Speaker 2: open up your Facebook. But he can always not open
Speaker 2: up your Facebook. You're on something. You're on a bigger
Speaker 2: platform than Facebook. You're on the mighty one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: watt flamethrower radio station Katie WB talking about your boyfriend
Speaker 2: and if he's gonna hear about it, he's gonna hear
Speaker 2: about it. But I can see that you know, you
Speaker 2: don't want a picture of you snuggling up to him
Speaker 2: on the couch or you snuggling up at a brewery.
Speaker 3: I get that that would hurt.
Speaker 2: I totally understand that he still has feelings for you,
Speaker 2: it would absolutely.
Speaker 3: But then does that mean you're not over him? I
Speaker 3: don't think so. I don't think.
Speaker 2: You know, there's probably a little part of you that
Speaker 2: will always love him and you don't want to hurt him.
Speaker 3: I see both sides.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's not And yeah, I'm not nowhere near like,
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not I'm not over him.
Speaker 4: I'm so over him. That man lived in my house
Speaker 4: for a.
Speaker 3: Year, want God, for a long time. I remember I
Speaker 3: would ask you every day, did he move out yet?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: He says he's going to, but he hasn't even packed anything. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not sad that he's not.
Speaker 5: He's just like, lives a very life than me, And
Speaker 5: so I know for a fact that man has not
Speaker 5: been out like meeting other women. He hasn't been dating
Speaker 5: anybody like. He lives the same life that he lived
Speaker 5: when we were together. And I just feel bad for him,
Speaker 5: and like, I don't think regular guy is upset that
Speaker 5: I'm not posting him. He ain't posting me anywhere. But
Speaker 5: he also just like doesn't use social media. It's only
Speaker 5: been a couple of months, right exactly, and so I
Speaker 5: just like I will eventually probably.
Speaker 4: I just feel bad.
Speaker 8: About it, and I don't I wish I did it.
Speaker 8: Can I read some text messages five three nine to one.
Speaker 8: Bailey says she doesn't want to post her new boyfriend
Speaker 8: because she doesn't want her X to uh get see
Speaker 8: them and get upset. Text message, that's not fair to
Speaker 8: regular guy the new boyfriend, Oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, they just started dating. I think that you're totally fine.
Speaker 1: I don't post people for months and months.
Speaker 3: Right, I would agree.
Speaker 2: I would say, you know, I have a couple of
Speaker 2: friends that I won't name, and they're dating somebody new,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why amn't you posted on Facebook? She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't put stuff like that on Facebook. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: the picture of like, you know, my kids, or I
Speaker 2: put a picture of my dog on Facebook.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People don't need to know my personal life on Facebook.
Speaker 4: But you just shouldn't have to worry about it.
Speaker 6: It's another text somebody said, hey, Bailey, just unfriend the
Speaker 6: X and move on.
Speaker 3: Oh that's even worse. Yeah yeah, Oh that's a slap.
Speaker 3: That's a slap in the face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And like I I I am still friendly with
Speaker 5: my ex. So like, if I go out of town,
Speaker 5: I let him come and watch my cat. He loves
Speaker 5: the cat. And I know you think that's weird, but like,
Speaker 5: you know what, then call me. I have a big
Speaker 5: heart and I'm stupid woman, But like, he loves that cat, so.
Speaker 4: I let him do that.
Speaker 5: But like, so I'm not gonna block him because it
Speaker 5: wasn't a bad ending.
Speaker 4: It was just like weird, not meant for each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Period, Hey, really quick, there's another There's a bunch of
Speaker 2: text messages, a surprising amount of text messages that say, Bailey,
Speaker 2: go ahead and post him for whatever reason. But this
Speaker 2: one is very interesting. You are nicer than my ex.
Speaker 2: She sent me a video of her neked enjoying sexy
Speaker 2: time with the new with the new guys, saying how
Speaker 2: much better he was than me.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: Now, that's a that's out and out cruel. That's just
Speaker 2: like that's like revenge, that's all.
Speaker 1: But that's that's also I feel like her trying to
Speaker 1: get attention from him. Yeah, like she's not over you
Speaker 1: if she's sending you that kind of stuff, because if
Speaker 1: she was over you, she wouldn't care.
Speaker 6: Another text as sad boy. Sad boy should not dictate
Speaker 6: what you do with regular guy. You've moved on and
Speaker 6: you can do whatever you want. That's how I feel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I I but I see both sides of it because
Speaker 2: Bailey and I both have tender hearts, very tender sensitive hearts.
Speaker 2: And if he opens up Facebook and he sees you
Speaker 2: canoodling with regular guy, it is going to hurt his heart.
Speaker 2: At the same time, You're not, nor will you. You're
Speaker 2: never ever ever getting back together ever with the old guy.
Speaker 2: So it does all yet it We gotta move on guy.
Speaker 2: We're gonna run a little bit late. I wish we
Speaker 2: had more time. We can talk about this more coming
Speaker 2: up in the next break, but I think we do
Speaker 2: have Wild tickets next to do. Look it are so
Speaker 2: hang out. It's way is it the game tonight? It
Speaker 2: is for tonight, short notice, giveaway you into the g
Speaker 2: spot tonight see the Wild and the Jets. If you
Speaker 2: can make it to the game, we'll give away, Wild
Speaker 2: tickets coming up in a little bit, brand new War
Speaker 2: of the Roses, about another thirty twenty five minutes away,
Speaker 2: all coming up on kd WB, and we're back.
Speaker 3: Live, guaranteed human. I guess there's like.
Speaker 2: AI DJs and things like that, and it's like that's
Speaker 2: that would suck for us, He goes. We could easily
Speaker 2: be replaced by a robot that would probably be a
Speaker 2: lot funnier than we are and cheaper and cheaper for sure.
Speaker 2: But we are live and we got War of the
Speaker 2: Roses coming up right now. Wild tickets. You want to
Speaker 2: go see the Wild Game tonight? I know it's short notice,
Speaker 2: but if you get out of the house, gets you
Speaker 2: to the Wild Game. Got a pair of great, great,
Speaker 2: great great seats for you. Uh call me at six, five, one, nine,
Speaker 2: eight nine KTWB. Play a little game called five in ten.
Speaker 2: You're gonna name five things in a category in ten seconds.
Speaker 2: You do it, and you're gonna go Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 2: go first, Jenny ready, Yeah, ten seconds?
Speaker 3: Give me five kinds of wood?
Speaker 1: Go elm ah ah. I don't know, Dave, why do
Speaker 1: you have to give me that one? I lose oak?
Speaker 1: Firewood would that count.
Speaker 3: Oh there's oak, elm aspen, pine, cherry, sheeed or walnut.
Speaker 4: At that stuff. I have one for you, Dave.
Speaker 3: I'm ready all right.
Speaker 4: Name five of Mickey Mouse's friends.
Speaker 2: Goofy, Pluto, Daisy, Donald, Huey, Dewey, Louie and more.
Speaker 4: All right and more, wow and more. You're right, you right.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday Hannah from her family. She is twenty eight
Speaker 2: years old today. Happy birthday Hannah.
Speaker 1: By me one. Yeah, I'm you see if I can
Speaker 1: redeem myself after that awful.
Speaker 4: Try, yes, Jenny. Name five meats.
Speaker 1: Turkey, beef, chicken, pork, and sirloin. I don't know, does
Speaker 1: that count? Yeah on steak? Yeah, okay, yay, easy when
Speaker 1: you actually know the topic. I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: that's just something like anytime we do something on think
Speaker 1: Fast or whatever game we play and we say something
Speaker 1: about trees. I always suck at that too. I can
Speaker 1: never remember trees.
Speaker 3: The weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 2: All right, chest pieces, Bailey, Goeen.
Speaker 4: Rook, Knight, King Pond.
Speaker 2: Yay, the poor bishop got left out?
Speaker 1: All right, dude. We got some people on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: First up, we have VICKI. Good morning, Vicky, Good morning, hi.
Speaker 4: Okay, Vicky, are you ready?
Speaker 10: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Okay, you're gonna name five hamburger toppings.
Speaker 10: Us, cheese, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that co.
Speaker 4: Out of three? Or that was she just won?
Speaker 1: No, she's the winner. Winkey is the winner. Vicky, do
Speaker 1: you want to try one more? Do you want to
Speaker 1: try one more and just see how smart you are?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, Vicky, name five kitchen appliances.
Speaker 10: Microwave, oven, air fryer, and wonder.
Speaker 5: Nice she's thinking fast at seven twenty four in the morning.
Speaker 1: Good job, Picky, any of us save what does? She winds.
Speaker 5: Away?
Speaker 1: All right, Vicky, you are going to the Wild Game tonight,
Speaker 1: so I hope you have a free night ahead of you.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be playing the Winnipeg Jets at Grand Casino Arena.
Speaker 1: So will congratulates showns. You're welcome. We'll get you on
Speaker 1: hold and get you all sat up. Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 4: So it seems like a daddy bear got disconnected so
Speaker 4: he cannot.
Speaker 1: Hear us right now. Okay, that's why, good thing I
Speaker 1: had this all on lock.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, well yeah, we'll have to wait.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll figure it out. We'll just take one quick
Speaker 1: little break here and then we'll get Dave back on,
Speaker 1: and then we'll come back with some Dave's dirt and
Speaker 1: more of the roses. Don't Forget That comes up at
Speaker 1: seven thirty five. We got a brand new one today
Speaker 1: and it's about a girl hearing something she overheard. She
Speaker 1: came overheard, she came upstairs and was like, did you
Speaker 1: really just voice to text that to someone? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: So is who cheating? We'll find out on more of
Speaker 1: the Roses coming up in a few minutes.
Speaker 3: The Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the dirt on kd WB because there
Speaker 2: are some stuff that we want to let you know about.
Speaker 2: First of all, the big Verizon outage yesterday. It didn't
Speaker 2: really affect us, but it was like a nationwide Verizon
Speaker 2: outage and it was just off the grid. It would
Speaker 2: be like if you were up in the mountains and
Speaker 2: there was absolutely no cell signal. It had that SOS
Speaker 2: satellite thing. There was nothing there for a lot of
Speaker 2: Horizon people around the country. Now, the thing is they
Speaker 2: don't know whether it was a hack or whether it
Speaker 2: was a steak, or maybe somebody unplugged something.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I guess this happened with AT and T a few
Speaker 2: months ago, and the AT and T was upgrading their
Speaker 2: stuff and somebody just you know, did something wrong or
Speaker 2: they didn't plan right. But Verizon is back, but hundreds
Speaker 2: of thousands of people saw their phones go out and
Speaker 2: it should be back.
Speaker 3: Now. Did it affect anybody here?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't even know about it until you had
Speaker 1: posted on our little online chatter that something happened, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't know all about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell you when I I was on Sprint
Speaker 2: and nothing against Sprint. Is Sprint even still around? No,
Speaker 2: I think they're under T Mobile now, Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: you're right. I had Sprint a few years ago and
Speaker 2: one day I woke up on a Saturday and there
Speaker 2: was no cell signal. And it's like, you don't realize
Speaker 2: how that's so important. It's like we couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2: We sat there like naked and shivering because there was
Speaker 2: nothing to take it, naked and shivering. Can we didn't
Speaker 2: even get dressed without our cell phone and shivering. We
Speaker 2: didn't know it could have been.
Speaker 1: Well, how do I put my shoes on? And my shirt.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it, so anyway, back to action.
Speaker 3: And that that's good news.
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll is making a big career announcement. Hearing is
Speaker 1: talking about it. Now I get bit.
Speaker 8: I'm going to be just like You're not just gonna plavorable,
Speaker 8: You're gonna change.
Speaker 1: Okay, come here with the path out on walking down
Speaker 1: now turn.
Speaker 4: I never lost a drink to play.
Speaker 1: So basically, jelly Roll is going to have his first
Speaker 1: ever acting role. So it's from an upcoming movie called Goat,
Speaker 1: and he plays a bear named Griz and the movie
Speaker 1: comes out apparently on February thirteen. So that's a little
Speaker 1: clip of the trailer that he's going to be in.
Speaker 4: That's cute.
Speaker 5: Also, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have been kind of
Speaker 5: making their rounds promoting their new movie The Rip, which
Speaker 5: comes out I believe streaming tonight at midnight on Netflix.
Speaker 5: And they said on like a TV show their least
Speaker 5: favorite things about each other after forty five years of friendship.
Speaker 5: Ben Affleck said of Matt that he's not really that
Speaker 5: great at cleaning up around the house, so that dude
Speaker 5: must be a messy. And then Matt Damon said about
Speaker 5: Ben Affleck we got here this morning and Ben was
Speaker 5: three minutes early. He got here before me, and that's
Speaker 5: the first time in forty five years he has not
Speaker 5: been late.
Speaker 4: So one is messy and one is late all the time.
Speaker 6: Okay, mister Beast, one of the biggest YouTubers and content creators,
Speaker 6: says that he is cash.
Speaker 11: Paul, It's funny talking about my personal finances because no
Speaker 11: one ever believes anything I say, because like, you're a billionaire.
Speaker 11: I'm like, that's networth. I'm actually I don't. I have
Speaker 11: negative money right now. I'm borring money. That's how little
Speaker 11: money I have.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because I think all of his money is
Speaker 1: an investment. It's not that he has negative money. He
Speaker 1: could easily sell something and have a ton of money.
Speaker 1: Because I think this also happened when he was like
Speaker 1: trying to get married. His mom had to borrow him
Speaker 1: like fifty thousand dollars or whatever it was because he
Speaker 1: didn't actually have like the cash to be able to
Speaker 1: give towards the wedding.
Speaker 4: And geesh, interesting, not mean, Dave.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the list of nearly perfect comedies and
Speaker 2: this is Collider dot Com says there are ten nearly
Speaker 2: perfect comedies, and they rank them, so let's get started.
Speaker 2: Number one is a weird verom from nineteen sixty four,
Speaker 2: Doctor Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and
Speaker 2: Love the Bomb.
Speaker 3: I think I saw it. It's just weird.
Speaker 2: It's very nineteen sixties humor, Airplane, nineteen eighty, Monty Python
Speaker 2: and the Holy Grail, Some Like It Hot with Marilyn
Speaker 2: Monroe in nineteen fifty nine, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Groundhog Day,
Speaker 2: Step Brothers, which was awesome, super Bad in two thousand
Speaker 2: and seven, and one of my favorite movies, Anchormann The
Speaker 2: Legend of Ron Burgundy from two thousand and four. I
Speaker 2: would also throw in Bride'smaids, Something about Mary, and maybe
Speaker 2: Naked Gun. So those are the best comedies, perfect comedies
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny is being served with a sixteen million dollar
Speaker 1: loss by a woman who's claiming that he used her
Speaker 1: voice without permission, not once, but twice. Apparently, this woman
Speaker 1: said that Benito sampled her spoken voice in a twenty
Speaker 1: and eighteen song of his and then also another song
Speaker 1: off of his twenty twenty five album. In the audio,
Speaker 1: apparently the woman says something along the lines of and
Speaker 1: I'm going to butcher this because I can't speak Spanish,
Speaker 1: but it's like mira punita, nome quentin al perero, which
Speaker 1: translates to look a whole, don't take away my perero?
Speaker 1: What is perrero? Isn't that like the little dog or
Speaker 1: something is dog?
Speaker 4: But what the say?
Speaker 1: You don't know what a perreiro is either, though, right?
Speaker 4: No, I was just no. I just know that it's
Speaker 4: not dog.
Speaker 1: But apparently she recorded the line at the request of
Speaker 1: Bad Bunnies producer and they were theater students in college
Speaker 1: or something, so her lawsuit claim that they never informed
Speaker 1: her that the recording would be used commercially. But sixteen
Speaker 1: million dollars, I think she'll probably get some money, probably
Speaker 1: because they did use it without like asking her permission. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but not that much.
Speaker 5: Mathew mcconnaugh hey is trademarking his catchphrase.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright, all right, I already did well.
Speaker 4: He yes, he applied for two yeah years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he applied for it in December of twenty twenty
Speaker 5: three to TRADEMARKT and it was just approved last month.
Speaker 5: He also secured seven other trademarks. But it's in an
Speaker 5: effort to protect his voice and likeness from unauthorized AI misuse.
Speaker 1: So is that something else we're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to say on the radio anymore? As mom, there's like
Speaker 1: seeing things we can't play. We got in a lot
Speaker 1: of trouble one time from playing some song that wasn't
Speaker 1: one of my jennies. Give it to me guy, all right,
Speaker 1: I was talking about Kevin O'Connell. Do you remember this, David, Oh.
Speaker 3: No, I totally did. Yeah, because yeah, we were.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And and there's a song that was very popular. It
Speaker 2: was called Jock Jams. And in the song Jock Jams,
Speaker 2: there is this phrase and it goes one five words
Speaker 2: and it says it in the song, and it is
Speaker 2: no the guy who created a good for him, We
Speaker 2: are not allowed to say it, and if we say it,
Speaker 2: we could get fined massively, so we do not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well maybe that'll happen with this Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 5: phrase that I will not say again.
Speaker 4: Just in case. April's gonna be a big month.
Speaker 6: Firs and Day got a movie coming out with Robert Pattinson,
Speaker 6: and the Euphoria season three trailer dropped.
Speaker 3: Here's a clip.
Speaker 9: My number is sorry, four, a few years after high school.
Speaker 9: I don't know if life was exactly what I wished somehow,
Speaker 9: for the first time, I was beginning to have faith.
Speaker 6: April twelve, Market Your Calendars Season three comes out on HBO.
Speaker 4: So excited. I really do like that show.
Speaker 1: I do too. I am very sad though that I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name. But he passed away. Yeah, Cus,
Speaker 1: Well obviously not in this story. Was him and Sundeia's
Speaker 1: sister were having a cute little love story. We all
Speaker 1: were rooting for them.
Speaker 4: Dave.
Speaker 1: I know you know nothing about the show, but Angus Cloud.
Speaker 1: He was such a great character on the show, and
Speaker 1: it basically is who he is in real life. Like
Speaker 1: they found him serving at like a New York City restaurant.
Speaker 1: Was even an actor, Yeah, no at all, And they
Speaker 1: just like found him off the street and he's basically
Speaker 1: this crazy drug dealer and then this cute little girl
Speaker 1: who's like super innocent. They have this little love story,
Speaker 1: so they're all like, yay, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. That is the dirt on KATWB. It
Speaker 2: is Thursday. It's seven thirty five, every Thursday at seven
Speaker 2: thirty five. It is our signature bit War of the roses.
Speaker 2: You've probably heard it before. We've been doing it for
Speaker 2: a long time. We talked to somebody who thinks their
Speaker 2: partner is cheating, and we hear the backstory, and then
Speaker 2: we make a phone call to that partner and say, hey,
Speaker 2: you've just won a dozen roses. Who would you like
Speaker 2: to send him to? And if they're cheating, they'll probably
Speaker 2: send him to the wrong person. And then the fireworks
Speaker 2: start and it's War of the Roses starting right now.
Speaker 3: On KATIEWB.
Speaker 8: I think we really.
Speaker 1: Offer you free flowers in this economy.
Speaker 3: It's time for War of the Roses on kd WB.
Speaker 2: Different ways you can get caught cheating. Number one ear
Speaker 2: ring in your console of your car. Another one, you
Speaker 2: smell like somebody else's perfume or cologne.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number three, you come home with your clothes on inside
Speaker 2: out and backwards.
Speaker 1: That's pretty obvious. Another one is someone slides into your
Speaker 1: DMS and is like, hey, I've been sleeping with your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Ooh ouch, oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Whoa somebody most have a story about.
Speaker 1: I don't have that, okay.
Speaker 3: This one is.
Speaker 2: About overhearing something that you shouldn't overhear. On war of
Speaker 2: the roses today, we're talking with somebody right now, who's
Speaker 2: under that exact situation? Courtney, What did you overhear and
Speaker 2: how did you overhear this?
Speaker 7: Yeah? So I was downstairs putting new fault in the
Speaker 7: softener and I come up there's and like, as soon
Speaker 7: as I open the door, I hear like, Brandy, my
Speaker 7: boyfriend voice to texting and he's saying, that was probably
Speaker 7: one of the most erotic moments of my life.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, so he's not weird, he's not talking
Speaker 2: to you, he's voice to texting somebody about how hot.
Speaker 3: What did he say again?
Speaker 7: He said that was probably one of the most erotic
Speaker 7: moments of my life.
Speaker 2: Now, right away, you'd want to be like, who's who's
Speaker 2: that on the phone? Who are you texting? So that's
Speaker 2: what you said?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was like, who are you? Who are you talking to?
Speaker 7: And he says that was his best friend Daniel, And
Speaker 7: he has this story about how apparently Daniel and his
Speaker 7: girlfriend are I don't know if I can say this
Speaker 7: on the radio. I guess you can bleave me.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's having very bland sect. And so Daniel was like
Speaker 7: asking him, like, well, what can I do because I
Speaker 7: guess she like is not very responsive and he's bored,
Speaker 7: and he's saying that his girlfriend's ready to break up
Speaker 7: with him if they don't, you know, I guess yes,
Speaker 7: the situation fact.
Speaker 3: Sure yeah, okay, it's it's very important, Okay, sure, yes.
Speaker 7: So my boyfriend says he told his friends like what
Speaker 7: to try, and then I just happened to overhear just
Speaker 7: the one part where he said that was probably the
Speaker 7: most erotic moment of my life.
Speaker 3: Wow, So I want to know what it is, okay.
Speaker 2: So and that that made sense to you kind of, yeah.
Speaker 7: Find like at first I was like, oh, okay, talking
Speaker 7: this from whatever. Somebody was just thinking about it more
Speaker 7: and I was like, I don't know if guys like
Speaker 7: really talk to each other that way. The more I
Speaker 7: think about it's the weirder it seems, so like I
Speaker 7: don't know. Now I'm wondering if he was talking to
Speaker 7: a girl.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Oh, our encounter last Thursday afternoon was the
Speaker 2: most erotic thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying because I would think that too.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like there is a lot of
Speaker 1: evidence that that wouldn't be a girl, because you would
Speaker 1: never voice to text something like that out loud. Cheating Like,
Speaker 1: how dumb.
Speaker 2: If you think that you're if you think that Courtney's
Speaker 2: down in the basement putting water.
Speaker 4: Soft or salt.
Speaker 1: But you're an idiot if you're cheating on your partner
Speaker 1: and they're in the house, I don't care if they're
Speaker 1: in a different level of the house. You're an idiot.
Speaker 1: If your voice detecting something about cheating.
Speaker 3: So you would have typed it in yeah, yes, I see, Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe he's writing a novel. You know, it could
Speaker 5: also go in that direction too. Well, then he would
Speaker 5: have said that, oh true. Yeah, he would have said that,
Speaker 5: you're right.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what we can do.
Speaker 2: We can call Randy and we can you know, set
Speaker 2: the trap and say, okay, we got some roses. We're
Speaker 2: your phone company. Survey. Take the survey, send roses. Who
Speaker 2: do you want to send roses?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 2: And we will see whether he sends them to you.
Speaker 2: Which is the right answer, Courtney. Let's do the suspicion gauge.
Speaker 2: The suspicion level again here, I would say suspicion five
Speaker 2: on a scale of one to ten. Jenny, what do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm probably only out of four with this one.
Speaker 6: Really okay, all right, I would say six just because
Speaker 6: I would never ever say anything like that to my boys.
Speaker 4: That was the most erotic moment.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should start, Maybe you should start?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe on the train.
Speaker 2: Yeah, five sounds right. So we're about an average of
Speaker 2: about a five on the suspicion scale.
Speaker 4: And I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 2: You know, here's a a new bit, as we always
Speaker 2: try to change up or the Roses a little bit.
Speaker 3: Text us.
Speaker 2: Your suspicion score at KATWB one out of ten out
Speaker 2: of ten, so one really not suspicious? In ten? Yeah,
Speaker 2: something's definitely up. Okay, Hey, hang on one second, Courtney.
Speaker 2: When we come back, we'll call Randy and see who
Speaker 2: he's wanting.
Speaker 1: Love is in the air or wait, are those lies?
Speaker 1: Guess we'll see. I'm part two of War of the
Speaker 1: Roses on KDWB.
Speaker 2: All right, suspicion scale on War of the Roses, I'm
Speaker 2: getting text messages. The suspicion scale on the story ranges
Speaker 2: from zero to a nine. For example, let me tell
Speaker 2: this story first, and then we'll come back. We'll rate
Speaker 2: the suspicion scale that we'll make the phone call on
Speaker 2: War of the Roses. So she's downstairs putting salt in
Speaker 2: the softener. Okay, she comes back upstairs. She is quiet.
Speaker 2: She he doesn't know that she's there. She overhears him
Speaker 2: voice to text, saying something like that was one of
Speaker 2: the most erotic moments of my entire life.
Speaker 3: She's like, who you talking to? And because it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like, you know, that sounds like what you heard you,
Speaker 2: you know, that's weird. Would you say that to writer?
Speaker 2: Are you talking to the person that you shared that with?
Speaker 2: So he's like, no, no, no, that's my friend. He's
Speaker 2: having bland love and time with his girlfriend, and I'm
Speaker 2: trying to give him some tips, some pointers of things
Speaker 2: to try and and she's like, oh, okay, well that
Speaker 2: makes sense. But then she kind of started to get
Speaker 2: second thoughts, so she wants us to call him and
Speaker 2: do War of the Roses. So we're like, well, suspicion scale,
Speaker 2: this one says nine, he voiced to text it because
Speaker 2: he's probably so used to doing that because of work
Speaker 2: or whatever, that he doesn't even know that he's doing
Speaker 2: it when somebody else is around, maybe another one's suspicion
Speaker 2: level one at the most. If you're not talking to
Speaker 2: your boys that way, are they even your boys?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not talking to any of my boys right now.
Speaker 2: No should My suspicion is at an eight, says this
Speaker 2: text message. If he's lying, that's a great story to
Speaker 2: come up with on the spot. Another one says, what
Speaker 2: is she doing putting salt in the softeners? Step up, dude,
Speaker 2: just do it. Those things weigh forty pounds. I can't
Speaker 2: lift the I can't lift those.
Speaker 3: Susan's gotta put that. I can't lift those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you do? You have Susan do it? Then?
Speaker 12: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I'll tear the corner of the bag off for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's make the phone call on War of the Roses
Speaker 2: and see whether these suspicions are justified. Let's make the.
Speaker 1: Call, all right, Randy, That's all I needed from you today.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing that. So, like I said, got
Speaker 1: a dozen red roses to send out for you. I
Speaker 1: need the name though, first of who you want to
Speaker 1: send the roses to?
Speaker 12: Yeah, just go ahead and send them to Cortney.
Speaker 1: Please, Lovely I'll get those sent out. Actually, I'm sorry, Randy,
Speaker 1: no I won't because this is all a little bit
Speaker 1: of a ruse to see who you would send the
Speaker 1: roses to, and I don't work for.
Speaker 8: Uh what do you?
Speaker 12: Is this some sort of spam thing? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: What? No? No, no, no no no. This is the part
Speaker 1: where we explain that you're actually on the radio right
Speaker 1: now and I work for the Dave Ryan Show. Dave,
Speaker 1: would you like to stay Hello? Hello, Hi, So we
Speaker 1: just we got a little note from your girlfriend, Courtney,
Speaker 1: and she mentioned that you were voice to texting something
Speaker 1: weird the other day. So she was kind of wondering
Speaker 1: if you might be seeing someone else.
Speaker 3: Let me let me help you understand it.
Speaker 2: So, so Courtney is listening right now, Say hi, Courtney,
Speaker 2: I am here. Hi. So she you know what happened.
Speaker 2: She overheard you say like that was the hottest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen or whatever. You guys had this discussion
Speaker 2: the other day. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 12: No, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: So she Courtney explained to him, why you don't quite
Speaker 2: believe that he was talking to his friend Daniel.
Speaker 7: I don't we have a particular good reason. It just
Speaker 7: seems weird to me. I've just never heard you talk
Speaker 7: to a guy friend that way, and it was specific.
Speaker 7: Wording like that was probably the most erotic moment of
Speaker 7: my life. It's just a wording. Doesn't sound like two
Speaker 7: guys talking to each other.
Speaker 3: I just it was.
Speaker 7: But the more I sat was that, the more I
Speaker 7: wondered if it's possible you were talking to a woman
Speaker 7: about something that happened between the two of them.
Speaker 12: Oh gosh, all right, babe, Look, I okay, let me
Speaker 12: explain this, all right. So I was talking to Daniel.
Speaker 12: Daniel's been a really gat buddy of mine for a
Speaker 12: very long time. Babe. You know this, Okay, We've been
Speaker 12: best friends for years now. Daniel and his currently girlfriend
Speaker 12: are having some problems in the bedroom, and Daniel has
Speaker 12: voices frustration to me about it, and legitimately he was
Speaker 12: asking me questions and I was like, look, and I
Speaker 12: was just kind of giving him some advice. I was
Speaker 12: telling him things that he should do, the conversations he
Speaker 12: should have with his girl, like, you know, things that
Speaker 12: he needs to do in order to help them out.
Speaker 10: With their you know, their bedroom problems.
Speaker 12: It was it was liter you walked in at least
Speaker 12: legitimate worst time. Had you walked in like five seconds before,
Speaker 12: you would have heard something completely different that would have
Speaker 12: made so much sense.
Speaker 2: I want to hear what it was. I mean, seriously,
Speaker 2: I mean, I believe I believe him, and I don't
Speaker 2: know whether you do, Courtney, I hope you do. Do
Speaker 2: you believe him at all?
Speaker 7: I mean I kind of do, because I feel like
Speaker 7: if he was guilty, he wouldn't be laughing at off
Speaker 7: like that, because, to be honest, I don't think he's
Speaker 7: a good of an actor.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 2: I think we're all dying a note, Randy, what was
Speaker 2: the thing that was so erotic? Can you describe it
Speaker 2: on the radio without breaking any FCC laws?
Speaker 12: Well, I don't. I'm not too up the key on
Speaker 12: my FCC laws, but I'll explain what happened.
Speaker 2: So this happened, you know, Courdy years, Write this down, Jenny,
Speaker 2: write it down, Write it down.
Speaker 12: M oh, this having about four or five months ago. Okay,
Speaker 12: So this was the night a courney that you and
Speaker 12: I we wereaw each other's sweat was dripping down us,
Speaker 12: and how passionately we were each other like you and
Speaker 12: I just ripped each other's clothes off.
Speaker 5: And we're.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I was telling Daniel Hate it will be one of
Speaker 12: the most erotic nights of your life.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're making me horny. Stop it.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, that sounds exhausting. Seriously, Well you say you
Speaker 2: just said you were horny. Yeah, but then you know,
Speaker 2: but then you go, oh, that sounds like a lot
Speaker 2: of work. So all right, that is War of the Roses.
Speaker 2: What do you think? What is your suspicion scale?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you believe this guy or is it like, okay,
Speaker 2: he is just a gas lighter. He is great at
Speaker 2: making things up on the spot. What do you think?
Speaker 2: And if you want to hear War of the Roses
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Speaker 6: And if you like watching Roses, we post all the
Speaker 6: video on TikTok too. That's literally the only thing we
Speaker 6: have on our TikTok at Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that, that's true.
Speaker 2: That is really the only thing we put on TikTok
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yes, maybe go follow us follow us all.
Speaker 2: On the Gram Dave Ryan Show. I met some women yesterday.
Speaker 2: I was at the airport flying in Colorado and there
Speaker 2: were u of M cheerleader, dance team members, whatever, and
Speaker 2: they were all going through security the same time as
Speaker 2: I was. And you know, they were all dressed the same,
Speaker 2: they all looked very fit and athletic, and they were
Speaker 2: all One of them had pom poms sticking out of
Speaker 2: her backpack and I'm going, that's a cheerleader right there.
Speaker 4: Wow, good out.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm pretty smart that way.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I went over to them and I thought this
Speaker 2: would be kind of cool. I said, I'm going to
Speaker 2: go over and say hi. And I said, hey, are
Speaker 2: you guys going to that competition in Florida? And she
Speaker 2: said yeah, how'd you know? And I said, well, I'm
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan over at kat WB and we were talking
Speaker 2: about you guys and wishing you good luck. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I listened to KWB. And so then
Speaker 2: about three or four of her friends come over. I said,
Speaker 2: can I get a selfie for the Gram? And uh,
Speaker 2: you know, they were so cool and they were so
Speaker 2: nice about it, and they were like, yeah, sure, so
Speaker 2: if you want to see that selfie. And then Susan said,
Speaker 2: you went up and bothered these girls and I said,
Speaker 2: I don't think they mind. I think they were happier. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not bothering anybody. It's like they're
Speaker 2: traveling as a group of cheerleaders dance team. So shout
Speaker 2: out to the U of M Spirit squad down in FLOWERDA.
Speaker 2: I said how long you stay? And they said till Monday.
Speaker 2: I said, well that's good. You get out of the
Speaker 2: stone cold for a while. I was delightful and charming,
Speaker 2: you know, he said, I shut it, Vaughan.
Speaker 3: I am not. I am not the creepy older guy.
Speaker 2: That's like, hey you guys dancers, because that would be creepy.
Speaker 4: I just want to see what it looks like. I
Speaker 4: bet you do it.
Speaker 2: Tumble An, get an ancient, old smartphone video and then
Speaker 2: do you want an imperiomid.
Speaker 3: You're sick, Bailey, you are sick. Not see what you are.
Speaker 1: She's high on sugar because we just got an email
Speaker 1: that there's donuts and she who she was on the dark. Second,
Speaker 1: since I got herself one. I got the one that
Speaker 1: I wanted period chocolate sprinkles.
Speaker 5: Thank you, good for you have some of my taste.
Speaker 2: We're gonna move on to get a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: coming up. We got more wet Conan Gray tickets for
Speaker 2: you coming up in a little while. Right now, they're
Speaker 2: going to play a game, our classic signature game I
Speaker 2: think best on Katie WB.
Speaker 1: All right, I will be hosting today, and since Dave
Speaker 1: is in Colorado, I am going to have you sit
Speaker 1: this one out, David, because it will not be fair
Speaker 1: with the doting. Okay, So Bailey versus Bond. You guys ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hi cool. I'm gonna keep score here, and we're doing
Speaker 1: a round of colors. We've done this before and it
Speaker 1: was really hard, so I'm hoping you guys do better
Speaker 1: this time. Okay, So we'll start off easy. What's something
Speaker 1: that's red and starts with an apod?
Speaker 4: I like what we do this on Thursday instead of Mondays.
Speaker 4: My brain's working a little you're warmed up a little.
Speaker 1: More, all right. Name something that's yellow and starts with
Speaker 1: a B. Yes, good, chab Bailey. Name something that's purple
Speaker 1: starts with a G O.
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 4: Come on, now, I only eat purple grape. They're better
Speaker 4: than green hot. Take the thing in my head.
Speaker 1: So I'm like Greg plant, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: I know it's not Greg.
Speaker 1: Alright. Name something that's orange and starts with clementine.
Speaker 4: Nice. Wow. I was gonna say camo meal. That doesn't
Speaker 4: sound no, but.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would have worked there. I think
Speaker 1: fast Van has three Bailey has won at the moment.
Speaker 1: Name something that's brown and starts with a C.
Speaker 4: Carbs.
Speaker 1: I need something more specific.
Speaker 4: The cat.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have taken cat food. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be food. Yeah, it can be anything.
Speaker 1: You guys, I think your heads just immediately go to food.
Speaker 1: Oh I see color? Yeah, okay color. I had chocolate.
Speaker 4: I don't see color.
Speaker 1: So that is food, but it is whatever. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: give me something that's red and starts with an H.
Speaker 4: Hair red hair.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I'm actually going to give that
Speaker 1: to you because that is pretty specific. Also, Holiday station
Speaker 1: stores logo. Oh and right now, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know you can get a sweet deal buy one,
Speaker 1: get one free with their Monster Energy drinks, and they've
Speaker 1: got a ultrapunk punch that you can try there. Wow,
Speaker 1: we are tied up right now. It is three to three.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think I have two? Oh do you
Speaker 1: are sure you're right? I might have given me car Okay,
Speaker 1: that's right, all right. What's something that's white and starts
Speaker 1: with an E? Oh good, I think that one was
Speaker 1: going to be a little bit tougher. Okay, what is
Speaker 1: something that's pink and starts with an F?
Speaker 6: But you're so.
Speaker 1: Name something that's black and starts with a P.
Speaker 4: Panda is black.
Speaker 1: It's I would have taken it, but you were just
Speaker 1: too I'm sorry because I had penguins, so I would
Speaker 1: have taken panda. All right. Give me something that's green
Speaker 1: and starts with an L. Dang it, bond. It's game
Speaker 1: point for VA right now, and you still have to correct. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm never very fast at these. All right. Give me
Speaker 1: something that's gray and starts with an E.
Speaker 6: Oh, you're remote your ear.
Speaker 1: Hair, dave da on this one. Something that's gray and
Speaker 1: starts with an E.
Speaker 3: Elephant?
Speaker 4: Yeah, smart?
Speaker 1: Alright, so game point four, vaunt. What is something? But
Speaker 1: something that's yellow starts with an LT. Me you got
Speaker 1: it out of though, So congratulations. All right, good job.
Speaker 1: I can give a couple to you listening right now.
Speaker 1: So if you're playing in your car, here you go.
Speaker 1: This is for you. What's something that's orange and starts
Speaker 1: with P, David, do you have any answer?
Speaker 3: Man, per Simon? I don't know orange? Is it orange?
Speaker 3: I don't even know a blank?
Speaker 1: I had pumpkin?
Speaker 3: Oh? Perfect?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right. Give me something that's white and
Speaker 1: starts with an M. Think about it milk.
Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, I got excited.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's okay, that's actually the answer I had, So congratulations.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: One more. Something that's purple and starts with E. Don't
Speaker 1: yell it out. Don't yell it out, okay, whip it out.
Speaker 1: I guess I should have said, sorry, get out.
Speaker 4: I can't help myself sometimes.
Speaker 1: Bailey was excited, what do you have?
Speaker 4: Plant?
Speaker 1: Baby? It's Dave's favorite emoji. It is his.
Speaker 4: Favorite all the time.
Speaker 3: I think my splashy water one is.
Speaker 5: The is you send them together, and it's a little
Speaker 5: nuts at about that.
Speaker 2: At three am, I just randomly send Bailey and Jenny
Speaker 2: and vont an eggplant with a splashy water three am.
Speaker 3: Thinking about you, guys, can you do a pirouette.
Speaker 2: All right, do it tumble you girls that you get
Speaker 2: headed tumbo. Now you're making it creepy. It was a
Speaker 2: very sweet encounter yesterday.
Speaker 1: Okay, so no job, that's a job to make a
Speaker 1: different than what it was.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: We do pros and cons every Friday, and just about
Speaker 2: this time tomorrow, we'd love to have two people on
Speaker 2: to talk about the pros and cons. One of you
Speaker 2: will pick watching a movie at home. The other one
Speaker 2: will pick watching a movie at the theater, which is
Speaker 2: a better experience. I really I want to hear two
Speaker 2: people like kind of like, do a little may you know,
Speaker 2: bullet pointed list here of why a movie is better
Speaker 2: at home, why a movie is better at the theater.
Speaker 2: So maybe you're in the middle. Maybe so you wouldn't count.
Speaker 2: If you're in the middle, you're like, I'm I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I like both for different reasons. But if you're like,
Speaker 2: I never go to movie theaters, here's why I love
Speaker 2: going to movie theaters. Here's why I watch at home.
Speaker 2: Here's why pros and cons. We do this every Friday.
Speaker 2: We've eated everything from what do we do?
Speaker 1: Uh or not?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Right up your Christmas tree early, Yeah, we did Ryan,
Speaker 6: which is probably my favorite one.
Speaker 2: For pro con Dave Ryan Taylor Swift. I think we
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