Speaker 1: That's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: And I saw that you were at a couple of
Speaker 2: parties and this weekend or is that one party and
Speaker 2: you just put a bunch of photos up.
Speaker 3: One party, one party photos?
Speaker 1: What was the party for?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So it was my homegirl, Amber's fortieth.
Speaker 1: Birthday, birthday, birthday. It looked like a beautiful party. It was.
Speaker 3: So it was at San Morello, but she had like
Speaker 3: a private dining room for it, y'all. I show up
Speaker 3: on the invite, mind you, it says five thirty PM
Speaker 3: for dinner. I show up on time, maybe at like
Speaker 3: five twenty five. I go to the hostess and I
Speaker 3: tell them I'm here for this birthday, and they looked
Speaker 3: at me like I was crazy. I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: am I at the wrong spot? They're like, oh, your
Speaker 3: reservation isn't until six thirty. The dining room isn't even
Speaker 3: set up yet. She's like there must have been a miscommunication.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, wow, that's crazy. Luckily I live very
Speaker 3: close by, so I just went home. I get there
Speaker 3: at six thirty and I find out that it wasn't
Speaker 3: a miscommunication. Amber actually put five thirty on on the invite,
Speaker 3: knowing that it didn't start until six thirty because she
Speaker 3: knew our friends would be like, oh my gosh, I know,
Speaker 3: but I'm on time. And there was a couple others
Speaker 3: who didn't live nearby, so they went to the bar.
Speaker 3: They showed up to the party hammer before it even
Speaker 3: started because they were sitting at the bar.
Speaker 5: For a No.
Speaker 2: No, she's got a lot of friends that are like Kevin.
Speaker 2: And no, she's gotten a lot. We got a lot
Speaker 2: of friends. You show up late to everything. I had
Speaker 2: to say today, we're going to lunch and real quick
Speaker 2: after the show and hang out Kevin. I had to
Speaker 2: say that we have to, you know, leave here at
Speaker 2: eleven forty five because I know this bastard. First off,
Speaker 2: you'll probably go home and reshower or something like that.
Speaker 5: You didn't have to say that. You just chose to
Speaker 5: say that I'm not going home. I thought we were
Speaker 5: all hanging out here.
Speaker 2: No, but I said drinks before we go, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: well then okay, good, We're gonna have drinks starting at
Speaker 2: eleven fifteen. We're in our cars at eleven forty five latest,
Speaker 2: So okay, So that's a big time. I know, buffer
Speaker 2: like like sometimes I see people put a buffer of
Speaker 2: maybe maybe thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: That's an hour buffer.
Speaker 3: This isn't the first time that it's happened to me either.
Speaker 3: This happened with my friend Wendrick. He had a birthday
Speaker 3: party this year, the same thing. It was at least
Speaker 3: an hour to an hour and a half difference. And
Speaker 3: I'm always the one who shows up on time.
Speaker 1: Or guy Wendrick and the Emptons.
Speaker 4: He goes.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a party, it was a fence. It was
Speaker 1: a fentos. All right.
Speaker 2: Does anybody else have either friends that are always late
Speaker 2: so you have to tell them at different time, or
Speaker 2: you guys have friends that give you the wrong time
Speaker 2: because they know that you're not going to.
Speaker 1: Show up until late.
Speaker 4: You want to know, it's so funny, Anna is for
Speaker 4: our family events, my mom usually has to tell people
Speaker 4: a later time because my family is always insanely early. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like my cousin Renee, if you tell her that Christmas
Speaker 4: Eve dinner starts at six, she will show up at
Speaker 4: four thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it never fails. It never fails.
Speaker 5: The opposite people a time to show up, like let's say,
Speaker 5: in this case, for my girl Amber forty, if birthday
Speaker 5: five thirty, you expect people to actually be there at
Speaker 5: five thirty.
Speaker 2: Well, here's if it's a dinner ahead of time at
Speaker 2: a restaurant, you got to be there.
Speaker 1: That's different.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes restaurants won't seat you until the entire party
Speaker 2: is there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's at a restaurant, I can understand the
Speaker 5: timing thing. If it at somebody's house, like to make
Speaker 5: for people to show.
Speaker 4: Up at One time, I went to a Christmas party
Speaker 4: on Friday night and the invitation said five to eight,
Speaker 4: So I showed up at five fifteen because I did
Speaker 4: not want to be the very first person there and
Speaker 4: it would be awkward, and I didn't really know anybody else.
Speaker 5: So asking for people not to show up on time,
Speaker 5: if you put a timeline, like if you say five
Speaker 5: thirty is the party. If people are late and you
Speaker 5: got a problem with it, I can understand. If you
Speaker 5: tell me it's from five thirty to nine, I can
Speaker 5: show up at any time.
Speaker 2: Well, if you if you do five thirty to nine,
Speaker 2: that's because they got people that don't want to leave
Speaker 2: and they want to make sure you're out of there
Speaker 2: at a certain time.
Speaker 1: That's after party.
Speaker 2: That's But that is interesting though, When is the best
Speaker 2: time to arrive at a party, the beginning or the end.
Speaker 2: I always like to do a chan and did not
Speaker 2: be the first one there. But I don't want to
Speaker 2: be the twenty fifth one. I want to make sure
Speaker 2: I get there, get my face seen by the host,
Speaker 2: and then irish goodbye my health that.
Speaker 1: Like like for your party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, A pregame a little bit, I chill.
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna go kind of all night long.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be the first person here because
Speaker 5: then I got to like, I don't know, I just
Speaker 5: feel like I got to speek to everybody. I gotta
Speaker 5: do the whole thing if I come there later, everybody's
Speaker 5: in a great mood.
Speaker 2: I'm about the right song and you it was right
Speaker 2: before you started on the show. So Chelsea had a
Speaker 2: party for me, and everybody thought Kevin was ghosting us
Speaker 2: at the party and everybody was bombed, like there was
Speaker 2: really a mood where everybody was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you wouldn't come up. And then cause
Speaker 2: I said to everybody, go, he's going to be here.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be here, and as soon as he comes,
Speaker 2: we're going to know that that he's here.
Speaker 1: And that's when.
Speaker 2: Honestly, because I kept pushing people off because they wanted
Speaker 2: to talk and do stuff. I'm like, no, I said,
Speaker 2: we're waiting till Kevin comes here. And Kevin comes walking in,
Speaker 2: big grand entrance, him and Windrick Rick they come walking
Speaker 2: in and it was honestly, it was awesome.
Speaker 5: But it was the perfect time was there might just
Speaker 5: start talking. I was like, this is the moment I
Speaker 5: was supposed there was.
Speaker 2: The funny thing was the old people like like we're
Speaker 2: leaving or wanting to leave, Like Pat Kuda was like,
Speaker 2: I'm out of here if Kevin doesn't show up any
Speaker 2: time soon. And then all of a sudden you walked
Speaker 2: in and guess what, it made her stay. She stayed
Speaker 2: for a little bit. What's going on, Heather? How you doing?
Speaker 4: How are you this morning?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: We're talking about the etiquette of showing up to parties
Speaker 2: or putting invitation times on.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a huge If there's an eight or if
Speaker 3: there's a time on it, you need to be there
Speaker 3: on time.
Speaker 1: At least fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: My husband and.
Speaker 1: My my youngest and my husband, no joke.
Speaker 3: They would be late for their own darned funeral.
Speaker 1: They will never ever be there. I tell them at
Speaker 1: least forty five minutes to an hour early reappointment, so
Speaker 1: you get there your time. Your daughter gets that from
Speaker 1: her dad.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, that's yeah, that's pretty ad. It's pretty amazing
Speaker 2: though when you when you look at it, because usually
Speaker 2: you think, with being a girl, that she would resemble
Speaker 2: a little bit more her mom.
Speaker 1: But her dad is the late guy. Yeah, my son's
Speaker 1: shake after being on time. It's very important to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. I'm I'm usually late to a
Speaker 2: lot of things. And it drives Chelsea crazy because she
Speaker 2: says that I will walk in and I'll do the
Speaker 2: whole you know, pull the whole mojo thing.
Speaker 1: Like hey, how what's going on? I'm here?
Speaker 2: And people don't like that, so she gets all upset.
Speaker 2: She's like, as you know, my significant other, she's apologizing
Speaker 2: all the time in saying it was my fault.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Keith? Oh no, think good morning? What's
Speaker 1: happening buddy? Hey care? Why do you mean making up
Speaker 1: your own rules to people's invitation? What you mean? What
Speaker 1: did I say? You can just show up whenever you
Speaker 1: want to and then you press mojo about being on
Speaker 1: time or late.
Speaker 5: And come on, if you give me a time range,
Speaker 5: then that tells me that as long as I appeared
Speaker 5: during that range, then I'm good. The party is from
Speaker 5: five to fifteen to nine, not just five fifteen.
Speaker 2: Ask Kevin about his games that he does for the Pistons.
Speaker 1: What time? What time you show up for that? The
Speaker 1: meeting is at five thirty?
Speaker 2: He shows show up at the meeting, he shows up
Speaker 2: two and a half hours before game time.
Speaker 1: At the time, it's five thirty. That's what we need
Speaker 1: to do. We need to have a meeting before the parties.
Speaker 1: For you. What's up, Jersey? Hi? Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I was just going to say about my dad.
Speaker 2: Even so young age, I used to have to tell
Speaker 2: him that my sports practices were thirty minutes earlier than
Speaker 2: they were. Oh my god, So your dad would show
Speaker 2: up late to his daughter's sporting events.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the worst. I mean, were you a starter?
Speaker 1: If you're a scrub on the bench.
Speaker 2: It's funny though, as a as a kid, you know,
Speaker 2: you always look up in the stands or look out
Speaker 2: to where the seats are, where the parents are, to
Speaker 2: see where they're sitting. And if you don't see your dad,
Speaker 2: there's like, oh, it's devastating.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Kevin.
Speaker 2: By the way, I showed up earlier to Kevin's sons,
Speaker 2: you know, singing.
Speaker 1: Did I'm like looking around, going you did too, I'm
Speaker 1: like going, where is his dad? When I was there
Speaker 1: when it started. Hi, I'm uncle Job. I'm here to
Speaker 1: represent cho side.