WEBVTT - Wrong Time on The Invite  

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<v Speaker 1>That's Mojo in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>And I saw that you were at a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>parties and this weekend or is that one party and

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<v Speaker 2>you just put a bunch of photos up.

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<v Speaker 3>One party, one party photos?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the party for?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So it was my homegirl, Amber's fortieth.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday, birthday, birthday. It looked like a beautiful party. It was.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was at San Morello, but she had like

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<v Speaker 3>a private dining room for it, y'all. I show up

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<v Speaker 3>on the invite, mind you, it says five thirty PM

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner. I show up on time, maybe at like

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<v Speaker 3>five twenty five. I go to the hostess and I

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<v Speaker 3>tell them I'm here for this birthday, and they looked

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<v Speaker 3>at me like I was crazy. I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 3>am I at the wrong spot? They're like, oh, your

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<v Speaker 3>reservation isn't until six thirty. The dining room isn't even

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<v Speaker 3>set up yet. She's like there must have been a miscommunication.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, wow, that's crazy. Luckily I live very

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<v Speaker 3>close by, so I just went home. I get there

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<v Speaker 3>at six thirty and I find out that it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>a miscommunication. Amber actually put five thirty on on the invite,

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<v Speaker 3>knowing that it didn't start until six thirty because she

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<v Speaker 3>knew our friends would be like, oh my gosh, I know,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm on time. And there was a couple others

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<v Speaker 3>who didn't live nearby, so they went to the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>They showed up to the party hammer before it even

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<v Speaker 3>started because they were sitting at the bar.

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<v Speaker 5>For a No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's got a lot of friends that are like Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>And no, she's gotten a lot. We got a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of friends. You show up late to everything. I had

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<v Speaker 2>to say today, we're going to lunch and real quick

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<v Speaker 2>after the show and hang out Kevin. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>say that we have to, you know, leave here at

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<v Speaker 2>eleven forty five because I know this bastard. First off,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll probably go home and reshower or something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't have to say that. You just chose to

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<v Speaker 5>say that I'm not going home. I thought we were

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<v Speaker 5>all hanging out here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I said drinks before we go, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well then okay, good, We're gonna have drinks starting at

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<v Speaker 2>eleven fifteen. We're in our cars at eleven forty five latest,

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, So that's a big time. I know, buffer

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<v Speaker 2>like like sometimes I see people put a buffer of

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<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an hour buffer.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't the first time that it's happened to me either.

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<v Speaker 3>This happened with my friend Wendrick. He had a birthday

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<v Speaker 3>party this year, the same thing. It was at least

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<v Speaker 3>an hour to an hour and a half difference. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always the one who shows up on time.

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<v Speaker 1>Or guy Wendrick and the Emptons.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a party, it was a fence. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a fentos. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Does anybody else have either friends that are always late

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<v Speaker 2>so you have to tell them at different time, or

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<v Speaker 2>you guys have friends that give you the wrong time

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<v Speaker 2>because they know that you're not going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Show up until late.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know, it's so funny, Anna is for

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<v Speaker 4>our family events, my mom usually has to tell people

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<v Speaker 4>a later time because my family is always insanely early. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like my cousin Renee, if you tell her that Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>Eve dinner starts at six, she will show up at

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<v Speaker 4>four thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it never fails. It never fails.

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<v Speaker 5>The opposite people a time to show up, like let's say,

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<v Speaker 5>in this case, for my girl Amber forty, if birthday

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<v Speaker 5>five thirty, you expect people to actually be there at

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<v Speaker 5>five thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's if it's a dinner ahead of time at

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<v Speaker 2>a restaurant, you got to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes sometimes restaurants won't seat you until the entire party

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<v Speaker 2>is there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if it's at a restaurant, I can understand the

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<v Speaker 5>timing thing. If it at somebody's house, like to make

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<v Speaker 5>for people to show.

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<v Speaker 4>Up at One time, I went to a Christmas party

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday night and the invitation said five to eight,

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<v Speaker 4>So I showed up at five fifteen because I did

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<v Speaker 4>not want to be the very first person there and

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<v Speaker 4>it would be awkward, and I didn't really know anybody else.

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<v Speaker 5>So asking for people not to show up on time,

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<v Speaker 5>if you put a timeline, like if you say five

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<v Speaker 5>thirty is the party. If people are late and you

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<v Speaker 5>got a problem with it, I can understand. If you

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<v Speaker 5>tell me it's from five thirty to nine, I can

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<v Speaker 5>show up at any time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you if you do five thirty to nine,

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<v Speaker 2>that's because they got people that don't want to leave

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<v Speaker 2>and they want to make sure you're out of there

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<v Speaker 2>at a certain time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's after party.

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<v Speaker 2>That's But that is interesting though, When is the best

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<v Speaker 2>time to arrive at a party, the beginning or the end.

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<v Speaker 2>I always like to do a chan and did not

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<v Speaker 2>be the first one there. But I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be the twenty fifth one. I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>I get there, get my face seen by the host,

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<v Speaker 2>and then irish goodbye my health that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like for your party.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, A pregame a little bit, I chill.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's gonna go kind of all night long.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to be the first person here because

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<v Speaker 5>then I got to like, I don't know, I just

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<v Speaker 5>feel like I got to speek to everybody. I gotta

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<v Speaker 5>do the whole thing if I come there later, everybody's

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<v Speaker 5>in a great mood.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about the right song and you it was right

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<v Speaker 2>before you started on the show. So Chelsea had a

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<v Speaker 2>party for me, and everybody thought Kevin was ghosting us

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<v Speaker 2>at the party and everybody was bombed, like there was

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<v Speaker 2>really a mood where everybody was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you wouldn't come up. And then cause

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<v Speaker 2>I said to everybody, go, he's going to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be here, and as soon as he comes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to know that that he's here.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, because I kept pushing people off because they wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to talk and do stuff. I'm like, no, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>we're waiting till Kevin comes here. And Kevin comes walking in,

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<v Speaker 2>big grand entrance, him and Windrick Rick they come walking

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<v Speaker 2>in and it was honestly, it was awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>But it was the perfect time was there might just

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<v Speaker 5>start talking. I was like, this is the moment I

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<v Speaker 5>was supposed there was.

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<v Speaker 2>The funny thing was the old people like like we're

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<v Speaker 2>leaving or wanting to leave, Like Pat Kuda was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out of here if Kevin doesn't show up any

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<v Speaker 2>time soon. And then all of a sudden you walked

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<v Speaker 2>in and guess what, it made her stay. She stayed

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<v Speaker 2>for a little bit. What's going on, Heather? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about the etiquette of showing up to parties

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<v Speaker 2>or putting invitation times on.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm a huge If there's an eight or if

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<v Speaker 3>there's a time on it, you need to be there

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<v Speaker 3>on time.

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<v Speaker 1>At least fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband and.

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<v Speaker 1>My my youngest and my husband, no joke.

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<v Speaker 3>They would be late for their own darned funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>They will never ever be there. I tell them at

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<v Speaker 1>least forty five minutes to an hour early reappointment, so

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<v Speaker 1>you get there your time. Your daughter gets that from

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<v Speaker 1>her dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, that's yeah, that's pretty ad. It's pretty amazing

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<v Speaker 2>though when you when you look at it, because usually

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<v Speaker 2>you think, with being a girl, that she would resemble

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more her mom.

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<v Speaker 1>But her dad is the late guy. Yeah, my son's

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<v Speaker 1>shake after being on time. It's very important to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get it. I'm I'm usually late to a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of things. And it drives Chelsea crazy because she

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<v Speaker 2>says that I will walk in and I'll do the

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<v Speaker 2>whole you know, pull the whole mojo thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like hey, how what's going on? I'm here?

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<v Speaker 2>And people don't like that, so she gets all upset.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, as you know, my significant other, she's apologizing

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<v Speaker 2>all the time in saying it was my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Keith? Oh no, think good morning? What's

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<v Speaker 1>happening buddy? Hey care? Why do you mean making up

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<v Speaker 1>your own rules to people's invitation? What you mean? What

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<v Speaker 1>did I say? You can just show up whenever you

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<v Speaker 1>want to and then you press mojo about being on

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<v Speaker 1>time or late.

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<v Speaker 5>And come on, if you give me a time range,

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<v Speaker 5>then that tells me that as long as I appeared

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<v Speaker 5>during that range, then I'm good. The party is from

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<v Speaker 5>five to fifteen to nine, not just five fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask Kevin about his games that he does for the Pistons.

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<v Speaker 1>What time? What time you show up for that? The

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<v Speaker 1>meeting is at five thirty?

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<v Speaker 2>He shows show up at the meeting, he shows up

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<v Speaker 2>two and a half hours before game time.

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<v Speaker 1>At the time, it's five thirty. That's what we need

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<v Speaker 1>to do. We need to have a meeting before the parties.

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<v Speaker 1>For you. What's up, Jersey? Hi? Hi, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just going to say about my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Even so young age, I used to have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>him that my sports practices were thirty minutes earlier than

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<v Speaker 2>they were. Oh my god, So your dad would show

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<v Speaker 2>up late to his daughter's sporting events.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's the worst. I mean, were you a starter?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a scrub on the bench.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny though, as a as a kid, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you always look up in the stands or look out

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<v Speaker 2>to where the seats are, where the parents are, to

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<v Speaker 2>see where they're sitting. And if you don't see your dad,

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<v Speaker 2>there's like, oh, it's devastating.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I showed up earlier to Kevin's sons,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, singing.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I'm like looking around, going you did too, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like going, where is his dad? When I was there

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<v Speaker 1>when it started. Hi, I'm uncle Job. I'm here to

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<v Speaker 1>represent cho side.