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Speaker 3: It is the first day of April, April Fools twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six.
Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Keep your head on a swivel.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen. It's April fools Day. My name is
Speaker 3: Chris Hockey. Here's the powers of morning show with a
Speaker 3: Maxo and Parker Fox on his way in and to
Speaker 3: cast one thousands and so much to get to. Let's
Speaker 3: get her started. Here's Alex Cole. Call me about April
Speaker 3: fools Day. On April Fool's Day, come out in. I'm
Speaker 3: glad you're here.
Speaker 2: My favorite holiday is April Fool's Day, and some people
Speaker 2: try and bring me down, say it's not even holiday.
Speaker 2: I think that's the greatest holiday there is because the
Speaker 2: way it's structured, because on April Fool's Day, you play
Speaker 2: a prank on a friend of yours and then you
Speaker 2: yelled the name of the holiday at them.
Speaker 1: Do you guys feel me on that? Right?
Speaker 2: I don't see why we don't celebrate every holiday like that?
Speaker 2: Like who set fire to my mailbox?
Speaker 1: Valadized, you're the one that's romance playing it simper what
Speaker 1: whay holiday?
Speaker 4: Sweet?
Speaker 1: I agree us on your side?
Speaker 5: You hear the distance thunder, I agree to day dude.
Speaker 6: Powers Rip Morning Show, Wednesday, April first of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: I'm Corey.
Speaker 6: That's Paul, there's Chris avery Year in a second, actually
Speaker 6: ran into his truck.
Speaker 1: There's Max there, Zach. What does he need in his truck?
Speaker 7: I think he forgot like the backpack that he normally brings,
Speaker 7: the backpack filled with drugs. Yeah, I think drugs and
Speaker 7: all the stuff that he uses for Uh, Today's Fine Program.
Speaker 6: That sounded really sarcastic. No, I'm dead serious. No, I'm
Speaker 6: the part about Today's Fine Program.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Hey, can we listen
Speaker 7: to this for a second. I know we've played this
Speaker 7: a bunch, but just listen to the way he says, hockey.
Speaker 1: What why hockey? It's funny. Why are you so hard
Speaker 1: on that guy? I don't know.
Speaker 7: He hates me and I don't blame him, but yeah,
Speaker 7: he doesn't care much for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 7: I mean, I rip him, but everybody rips him, Common
Speaker 7: waits to rip him.
Speaker 1: I don't, Max doesn't, Zach doesn't. Did you hear yesterday's show? No? Max?
Speaker 1: So what I do comin? No?
Speaker 6: Not, I don't, Max doesn't, Zaches absolutely. Corey defends him
Speaker 6: all the time. The guy catches way too much fire. Hello,
Speaker 6: good morning, Hello, Hello. All these buttons are on, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, phones turned on. They leave it on all night,
Speaker 3: which is great.
Speaker 6: Chris, would you say that I'm a skeptic? Is that
Speaker 6: a word that you would describe me as? As a skeptical?
Speaker 3: I would say most times you're skeptical, and but you're
Speaker 3: changing a lot. I mean, like I saw you pray
Speaker 3: into the Lord Jesus this morning.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? And also with you almost almost God God? Almost?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah almost, because I forgot today it was April
Speaker 1: first day.
Speaker 6: And what I'm about to read is so in the
Speaker 6: realm of possibility. Oh boy, that I was like, come on,
Speaker 6: And I started googling stories to confirm it, and I
Speaker 6: got about halfway.
Speaker 1: Through my Google search.
Speaker 6: And I go, well, wait a minute, wait a minute,
Speaker 6: wait a minute, Today's April first. And I caught myself,
Speaker 6: but yeah, it had me for seven to ten seconds.
Speaker 6: And that's a living, breathing skeptic, and what I'm about
Speaker 6: to read had me. And think about this a second.
Speaker 6: It had me because it seems like something that would
Speaker 6: be possible. Have you guys seen this? You guys follow
Speaker 6: Las Vegas locally on Twitter?
Speaker 1: I think I used to Chris. You follow Las Vegas locally?
Speaker 1: I think our guy JK does, the author of Harry Potter. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh no, here's what.
Speaker 6: Las Vegas Locally posted a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't like your corner a guy. But they posted
Speaker 1: this a couple of hours ago. And now that I'm
Speaker 1: bringing it up, it's it's obvious, right, it's April first.
Speaker 1: This is an April Fool's Day joke.
Speaker 6: But think about this for a second and tell me
Speaker 6: if you think this is something Vegas would never, ever,
Speaker 6: ever do. According to Las Vegas Locally, about two hours ago,
Speaker 6: several Las Vegas Strip resorts will begin charging hotel guests
Speaker 6: a twenty eight dollars per night fee for in room
Speaker 6: air conditioning this summer. The new Climate Comfort fee will
Speaker 6: provide guests with twenty four to seven access to state
Speaker 6: year at HVAC system. This is the part I should
Speaker 6: have read before I started googling. Guests who opt out
Speaker 6: of the fee will be accommodated with complimentary spray bottles
Speaker 6: and ice service upon request.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that before I started googling. What come on?
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, it needs to be sixty three degrees, right.
Speaker 6: That's the first thing I do when I get to
Speaker 6: Vegas is I hammer the AC as low as it goes.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: Course sometimes it's like sixty five. They like max you
Speaker 6: out at max? That's close? Are I need a couple bucks?
Speaker 6: So I start hammering Google before I read that third
Speaker 6: one about complimentary spray bottles, and then I realized, wait.
Speaker 1: A minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, And it's
Speaker 1: April first. Yeah, so.
Speaker 6: That I think that's the sign of a really good prank. Though,
Speaker 6: is it has to be quote possible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And this is something that Vegas is capable of doing.
Speaker 6: Going you want to use the ac twenty eight dollars
Speaker 6: a day? Yeah, right, possible? Oh yeah, had me had
Speaker 6: you for about seven seconds?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like there was a point there for
Speaker 7: a second where April Fools was falling off. But now
Speaker 7: real reality is so ridiculous. Real headlines are so ridiculous
Speaker 7: and almost mirror onion like headlines that almost anything is
Speaker 7: possible these days.
Speaker 1: So April Fools is back.
Speaker 4: You want to know what else it is? We like
Speaker 4: being mean to each other these days.
Speaker 3: So doing something mean to somebody, making them look like
Speaker 3: a fool is something we're really into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. It's always been fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now yeah.
Speaker 3: But this person is what I did. I made them
Speaker 3: take their pants off and have sex with me. Whoa
Speaker 3: what they had no idea?
Speaker 1: I get a little close to home there.
Speaker 4: What happened, Max? April fooled me?
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry.
Speaker 4: That's why I was late on the show.
Speaker 1: None of the ladies were texting me back.
Speaker 4: I got me.
Speaker 1: John Bonus is in our favorite city right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he is spending twenty eight dollars a night on
Speaker 6: comfort climb it fees.
Speaker 4: That's what he was doing.
Speaker 1: Man, Look what I'm wearing couckey bastard. What is that?
Speaker 6: It's a Tom Morello. Sure you must have went to
Speaker 6: the Boss concert. I did Sweet with mister Morell.
Speaker 1: How was that?
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna go, wasn't gonna go? And then some change,
Speaker 3: some plans changed. I was like, you know what I'm
Speaker 3: going And I went down there and I'm glad I did.
Speaker 3: And there was Tommy Tommy m Tomorello.
Speaker 6: That is a Tom Morello T shirt purchased last night.
Speaker 6: That was Target Center. Last night at Target Center, there
Speaker 6: was a Tom Morello Tour T shirt. I'll say, well, hey,
Speaker 6: before I answer, did any of the proceeds go to charity?
Speaker 4: Don't know? Don't care?
Speaker 7: Curious they charged more don't know?
Speaker 6: Don't part of it was going to such and such.
Speaker 6: I'm going to say forty five dollars, I'll say sixty. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I might be a little low. I'm gonna say fiddy
Speaker 6: on the nut.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Nobody's for nobody as to where it goes. You know
Speaker 3: who's saying the first verse of Tom Joe last night?
Speaker 1: The guy who wrote the song, Oh there you go,
Speaker 1: h Morello sing it. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: It was very cool.
Speaker 6: I thought, you know, like you could have rageous versions.
Speaker 6: The guitar version of Tom Joe is epic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, I want to play that song right now.
Speaker 3: I want to just pot it up, but I can't, no,
Speaker 3: because of my silly company.
Speaker 1: Oh well, bonus is in here, so it's nice to
Speaker 1: be kind.
Speaker 6: So what songs did Morello play on guitar? And the
Speaker 6: crowd sang along I'm killing the name. No, No he didn't.
Speaker 6: That's what he's been doing. You know, he tours the
Speaker 6: world and he basically plays a lot of rage songs.
Speaker 4: He might have after I left, he was the guitar
Speaker 4: player for Bruce.
Speaker 1: Oh so he didn't play as himself all.
Speaker 4: The show started at seven thirty, And the show started
Speaker 4: at seven thirty. I decided kind of late. I'm like,
Speaker 4: you know what, change plans. I'm going. I'm going, I'm go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going. I'm going.
Speaker 4: I'm going. And I got there and I was waiting
Speaker 4: to come through the door and I heard Bruce talking.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what he's it. I mean, it's seven thirty.
Speaker 3: He's on stage and he was and it was It's fun.
Speaker 3: It was super cool. Nils Loft Grin played a solo on.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the song?
Speaker 1: Thong song, freakingly drumshaker back that ass up international players
Speaker 1: and I need a hot girl.
Speaker 4: On Youngstown Son of a Bitch. To solo in Youngstown
Speaker 4: was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It was a.
Speaker 3: Sparse stage set up, but he had about eighty four
Speaker 3: people on stage with him, but it was just as great.
Speaker 3: And Tom and Nils and even even little Stephen too,
Speaker 3: who's who's a you know, a very good guitar playing himself.
Speaker 3: But my gosh, it's just awesome, awesome. And I didn't
Speaker 3: stay for the entire show, of course, so I don't
Speaker 3: know what they played after the encore. I'm sure that
Speaker 3: was the Biggins, but it was cool to be at.
Speaker 4: It was fun.
Speaker 3: It was neat, Yeah, the Biggins, but it was cool.
Speaker 3: Bruce was a yeah, Bruce old man now right, just
Speaker 3: like me, only older. In Talented eighty No, eat balls,
Speaker 3: eat balls, dude, you'd be talking like about the bost
Speaker 3: eighty eighty.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry seventy six. Come on now, yeah, you're nuts.
Speaker 1: Eat ball, Yeah, eat a whole plate of them. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what the animal is. Look at look
Speaker 1: at Tom Tom's all freaked out. Look at this, Look
Speaker 1: at this Maxo.
Speaker 3: He's like at the end of time, Joe, He's like,
Speaker 3: after he hits this last note, watch watch he goes.
Speaker 3: He gets all like, uh, like Will Ferrell as the cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Look at.
Speaker 4: God. I love that song. I love raging his machine.
Speaker 7: That was sweet Tommy's so it's just cool to see
Speaker 7: how into it he still is.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like like childhood hero is Bruce Bringsty
Speaker 4: he's on stage.
Speaker 1: Really, I didn't know that, I am man.
Speaker 4: You know who he grew up with, Rightmrell? Does he
Speaker 4: know this?
Speaker 1: I don't think I know this. You who did Tom
Speaker 1: Morello grow up with? Musician? Actor, musician, musician Dusty Man close?
Speaker 1: Oh so this would have been.
Speaker 4: Nobody fool? Nobody is to where it goes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hold on, I should know this.
Speaker 4: You should. I can't believe that you can't remember. I'm
Speaker 4: sure we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we have ya.
Speaker 8: He's in a one of your top bands of all
Speaker 8: time mine both of you, Oh Maynard, this is a
Speaker 8: tool reference though you're close both we both have He's
Speaker 8: in John Sicata. I'm trying to think who else besides right,
Speaker 8: who else do we agree on?
Speaker 4: Now? The same band as Maynard.
Speaker 1: Danny Carry Adam Jones. Adam Jones the guitar player.
Speaker 4: For Tool.
Speaker 1: That's correct, Jones.
Speaker 3: They grew up together in the same time and there
Speaker 3: they were in the first band together. Mm hmm, that's right,
Speaker 3: and played bass guitar in the band Electric Sheep with
Speaker 3: Tom Morello.
Speaker 1: Electric Sheep.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a terrible name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the band was quite unpopular according to both of them. Uh,
Speaker 3: the Jones never received any traditional guitar lessons. Buddy Morello
Speaker 3: learned from each other. So one of them is the
Speaker 3: lead guitar player for a band called Rag Against Machine
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 1: Other and two of the best bands of all correct.
Speaker 4: And they grew up together, same small town man.
Speaker 1: That's sweet, Illinois.
Speaker 4: Liberty Ville, Illinois. And then he was accepted.
Speaker 3: Adam was accepted into the Suzuki program and continued to
Speaker 3: play violin his freshman year in high school.
Speaker 4: And he's then he switched over to playing some guitar
Speaker 4: and bass.
Speaker 1: That makes sense because I don't care what area you
Speaker 1: grew up in. I grew up in. If you're a
Speaker 1: freshman playing violin, you're getting your ass kicked. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Even if you say like, hey, I'm going to be
Speaker 6: in Tool later, it's like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 6: care for now you're getting your ass yeah.
Speaker 4: Now mess with this tool right after it.
Speaker 6: But I'm in the Suzuki program. I'm very good at this.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter how good you are. You're playing violin,
Speaker 6: I have to beat you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Relaxed nerd Jones created the cover and insidelner of many
Speaker 3: of Tools albums, and also the re release of Peaches
Speaker 3: Giving Birth to a Stone helped the band Green Jelly
Speaker 3: with their stage personas and clothing designs.
Speaker 1: Yea, the is he a little pig? Little pig?
Speaker 4: Let me in?
Speaker 1: No? But I think isn't he the one that says
Speaker 1: not the hair? So I think that's main.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your testicles are out.
Speaker 1: We're all over the place mine. I think we're right.
Speaker 1: Why are my testicles out?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what we're asking ourselves.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, Hulkster too hot in here? Pay twenty eight
Speaker 6: dollars a night to have. That's hard comfort. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: either here in Las Vegas. So what happens?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 6: I have to walk in every morning and swipe my
Speaker 6: credit card to get the ac under seventy.
Speaker 4: Or you get credit carded by Max.
Speaker 1: It's like the middle of August. I'm not very good
Speaker 1: at prank, so I'm just horny. It just like credit
Speaker 1: card them slops.
Speaker 3: I want to play Rage and Tool now and a
Speaker 3: little Pig, Little Pig let.
Speaker 1: Me in Star. Love that song.
Speaker 6: It's a cool guitar rist it is bound Bound Bam.
Speaker 1: You'reen jelly Man, Yeah, Green Jelly. The video was awesome.
Speaker 1: It was all over MTV because of that claymation. It
Speaker 1: was cool. Yeah, it was cool. Shoulders and Remodelers brings
Speaker 1: you the first segment. Thanks Builders and Remodels those as.
Speaker 4: I'm changing my name in the clay mation.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's cute. You should do that. That's a
Speaker 1: terrible name.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to go with Rage and Tool.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's the nickname that's stolen.
Speaker 3: He that's somebody I gotta go see the doctor about
Speaker 3: later today. I got a Rage and Tool again, doc.
Speaker 1: Son of a bitch.
Speaker 6: You can only see one band live sauce, which one
Speaker 6: Tool not close. I go Rage, I say Birdman and
Speaker 6: Manny Fresh Oh yeah, only because Tool tour is way
Speaker 6: more than Rage does. Rage doesn't exist essentially Machine songs,
Speaker 6: and I've seen them both, and I think the Raide
Speaker 6: shows were better. But Tools. Tool is one of the
Speaker 6: best live bands of all time. But Rage's epic.
Speaker 3: What if you what if you go see Rage against
Speaker 3: Machine but they only play Frank Sinatra songs in the style.
Speaker 1: Of Franks, I'd stay home. Same, Yeah, you're a true fan. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I stay home, Sauce.
Speaker 6: Would you go see Tool if they just the entire
Speaker 6: catalog of the Miami Sound.
Speaker 1: Machine, Oh yeah, it's glories there, of course. Yeah, then yes,
Speaker 1: more of the powers you want to question? Of course
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 4: You get to see Regulatine in the front row and
Speaker 4: they play the settlers you want them to play exactly,
Speaker 4: saus You got a drink, a shotglass of piss between
Speaker 4: every strong God's the question Who's make an answer the
Speaker 4: question who's kiss? Did you say Who's kiss?
Speaker 1: Who's piss?
Speaker 6: I just asked questions like that, Well you asked.
Speaker 7: So before I so let me see if I got
Speaker 7: this straight. Before they started the next song, they'd all
Speaker 7: just wait for me to take a shot of everybody
Speaker 7: in the arena's.
Speaker 4: Look at you.
Speaker 1: You're on the big screen, everybody. I'd like the attention.
Speaker 4: Sure, you're on the piss camp.
Speaker 6: Oh brilliant. It's sponsored by some local urologists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the one that.
Speaker 4: By the way, whoever donated it ain't had water in
Speaker 4: a long time.
Speaker 1: It is super broth.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, and it's warm, but of course
Speaker 4: it is. Yeah, it hasn't been refrigerated. It's straight from
Speaker 4: the source.
Speaker 1: If it's not, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Dan Burrero provided the ps.
Speaker 1: Oh, then pass. Well you're not a true fan.
Speaker 4: He was in until I said, Dan Brero, what do
Speaker 4: you got against Dan Brero?
Speaker 7: I don't want to drink Dan's piss To be like that,
Speaker 7: but don't you know where the line is say that.
Speaker 4: I don't say anything.
Speaker 1: You are, it doesn't matter. I don't want to drink.
Speaker 4: What is this global politics?
Speaker 1: What do you bring?
Speaker 4: Whatever you want?
Speaker 7: You can't just bring bump into this anyways. Why did
Speaker 7: you even bring a bump up?
Speaker 4: It's not even awake right now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink Dan's urine.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for cleaning it up.
Speaker 1: Wait to class it up.
Speaker 4: Amazing hot.
Speaker 7: Now they're going to play Amazing Hot. Rods for two hours.
Speaker 7: I'll drink anyone's piss.
Speaker 4: Tommy just volunteers tribute.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh striking. I think Sausges broke the chair.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on.
Speaker 6: More of the power Grim Mornings. You after this on
Speaker 6: the plane? Yeah, this is the same as bumping back
Speaker 6: with rage. I think they're doing that the other, same
Speaker 6: kind of lick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bum the same.
Speaker 4: Sorry he's never heard ghost of Tom Joe by Raising
Speaker 4: against the sheafark.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ten out of ten. I'm sure it's on
Speaker 1: caffein dot com slash Watch if you want to watch
Speaker 1: them headbang in the other studio.
Speaker 6: They're getting to a song that we can't play.
Speaker 9: I will stay watching it with the music that we're
Speaker 9: playing right now is very funny.
Speaker 1: That is funny. Yeah, I don't know a lot of
Speaker 1: those hand motions make sense with this music. I don't
Speaker 1: know what Max is doing. I don't know what is
Speaker 1: what is he playing there?
Speaker 9: Why is there a minky out?
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I think that they're now listening
Speaker 1: to bird Man. Okay, I'm gonna make a gift out
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're still going. Yeah, I can hear and hear
Speaker 6: it through the walls and through the floor. Yeah, it
Speaker 6: sounds like you live in like you know, when like
Speaker 6: you live in one of your like first or second
Speaker 6: apartments and the apartment above is always partying. It's that
Speaker 6: faint sound where you're like come and you're like, man,
Speaker 6: I'm so lonely.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: Or there's once in a while you get one of
Speaker 7: those Vegas rooms where the people next door have like
Speaker 7: nine people in that room and that's like the party room.
Speaker 7: That's the worst. I get stuck by that room a
Speaker 7: lot because I go to bed at eight. Yep, they're
Speaker 7: having the time of their lives.
Speaker 6: They got chicks over and you're watching Game Show Network,
Speaker 6: and by you I mean me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'm probably listening to sad songs on my
Speaker 1: phone and it's like, man, the people upstairs are having
Speaker 1: a lot of time. Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed again.
Speaker 4: See why that song jam?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that freaking Rips the band that's better than coffee Man.
Speaker 4: Remember when we call the music like ghosts of Time Joe.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a workout.
Speaker 7: That really was. I feel it in the abs doc.
Speaker 4: You'll see me, look for me, Ma, You'll see me.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 4: I miss that band. I miss rock and roll, the
Speaker 4: good old days. I gotta to dive more into rage,
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 1: Oh dude? All three albums?
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: He said he'd never heard of that before. And I
Speaker 3: peed myself a little. And it's weird because suddenly Sauce
Speaker 3: is like, I gotta drink it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, no, no, I know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to drink your pea again. How many? How many bands?
Speaker 6: They only have three actual albums, right, because the other
Speaker 6: one was a cover album?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: How many bands are in the rock and roll Hall
Speaker 6: of Fame with three albums or less?
Speaker 4: Who didn't die in plane crash?
Speaker 1: Right? Right? Yeah, they only put out three.
Speaker 4: Nobody's nobodies to where It Goes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, be with each other if.
Speaker 4: You can maintain that kind of anger, especially when you're rich.
Speaker 6: Sure, But like you know, a handful of months ago, right,
Speaker 6: Rolling Stone wrote that article basically going like, Zach, this
Speaker 6: is this is, this is your moment?
Speaker 1: Where are you? In true Zach.
Speaker 4: Dala Rocca fashion?
Speaker 1: He said, don't tell me what to do exactly, you can't.
Speaker 4: Who did you think you are?
Speaker 1: I won't do it? You tell me you I.
Speaker 3: Wish I could just say it yeah, I probably could
Speaker 3: say it one time, right, Yeah, Well I don't think so, Zach.
Speaker 4: I think you need to examine your bucket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at your bucket.
Speaker 3: But I bet I bet if I if I if,
Speaker 3: like if Max laid in front of the door, I
Speaker 3: could probably keep screaming it.
Speaker 4: On the radio. You figure out how to unplug the
Speaker 4: radio station from down the hall.
Speaker 6: So you could say it more than once, but you
Speaker 6: could only say it one time, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It would be your last day on the show.
Speaker 6: But you could say the word probably hundreds of times
Speaker 6: before they shut it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, hundreds.
Speaker 4: But like friend, like if the F word were booby, yeah,
Speaker 4: I could go booby booby booby.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just wanted to say booby booby booby booby boom.
Speaker 3: Just keep saying it over and over and over again
Speaker 3: until they unplugged physically the radio station or knock the
Speaker 3: tower down.
Speaker 4: Oh, and then take the tower back.
Speaker 1: Be aggressive.
Speaker 6: It would have to be like Jess or Jared or something,
Speaker 6: because drop Foot isn't gonna get to the tower into
Speaker 6: Jared knock it down.
Speaker 7: No, Jared would just sit back like Andy d Frame
Speaker 7: when they get the beers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, Yeah, it's not getting the door open.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: You can't push like an offensively. He's got one good shot,
Speaker 1: mister rabbit.
Speaker 4: You were right down the hallway. Why did it take
Speaker 4: you two hours to turn the radio?
Speaker 1: Stish off?
Speaker 4: I try. I had to get there, but I have
Speaker 4: drop foot.
Speaker 1: There were traffic cones in my way.
Speaker 4: Somebody laid a broom in front of me and I
Speaker 4: couldn't get off.
Speaker 1: I get yeah, poor drop foot.
Speaker 4: Throw up your drop foot.
Speaker 1: I feel like if.
Speaker 6: Redgi gets the Machine ever announced a farewell tour, they
Speaker 6: would be the first band in the history of music
Speaker 6: to truly mean it, this is our last one, and
Speaker 6: then you would never see them again, at least zach.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 3: And then the entire band minus the lead singer goes
Speaker 3: and it becomes Audio Slave with Chris Cornell and releases
Speaker 3: three or.
Speaker 4: Four more dynamite albums. I mean, just dynamite. Have you
Speaker 4: heard the worm before?
Speaker 1: No? I don't think so. That's everybody butts at everybody
Speaker 1: was that? I didn't know that? Yeah, this is for
Speaker 1: the people of the on that song's great. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: come up their self titled album? Is the best one?
Speaker 1: Good question?
Speaker 10: Umm? Probable?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably? Well, I don't know, man, it's closed. Evil
Speaker 1: Umpire is really tough to be too. Yeah, you know, wait,
Speaker 1: Bulls is the banger. Oh wait, yeah that one. I
Speaker 1: meant Evil is the best one. Yeah. Mexical the Sun.
Speaker 3: This would like if you really listen to this and
Speaker 3: and uh not just banged your head to it, but
Speaker 3: actually this would be your favorite band.
Speaker 4: I can't believe they're not.
Speaker 7: I believe it because the few songs that I know,
Speaker 7: it reminds me almost of in a totally different way,
Speaker 7: reminds me of reggae in the sense that the beat
Speaker 7: and the rhythm has you jam in and then you
Speaker 7: listen to the lyrics and you're like, oh damn, they're
Speaker 7: trying to bring this whole thing down.
Speaker 3: He said, he goes one to one Maya Mexica. Did
Speaker 3: you know that's what he said?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 4: I don't know Maya and Mexica. I mean it's Mexico.
Speaker 1: That's probably on the right path with Miyan Maya Mexico.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it is. I don't even know what I
Speaker 4: thought he said, but I was just saying the wrong words.
Speaker 6: Well, like I said, when I was growing up, bro,
Speaker 6: I was a teenager when rage was dominated.
Speaker 1: I never knew what they were mad about. I just
Speaker 1: knew they were pissed.
Speaker 6: I knew they thought people were oppressed and people were
Speaker 6: being pills, you know, taking advantage of. But I didn't
Speaker 6: know which government I should be mad at or what
Speaker 6: I should be mad at.
Speaker 1: Four. I just knew they were raging against the machine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: am I the.
Speaker 4: Machine coming back around again?
Speaker 1: Am I part of the machine? Yeah? He's pilled.
Speaker 3: He He's coming back around again. Yeah, this is for
Speaker 3: the people of the Sun. It's coming back around again.
Speaker 3: Never forget that the whip snapped your back. Yes, spine
Speaker 3: crack for tobacco or the Marlborough man uh out passed blasted.
Speaker 3: On these verses, brigades of taxi cabs roll and Broadway
Speaker 3: like herses, troops stripping zuots, shots in the midst. Sailer's
Speaker 3: butt on the deck comes to resist from the era
Speaker 3: of Tara check this photo lens. Now the city of
Speaker 3: Angels does the echnic ethnic cleanse?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, on the one Maya Mexica.
Speaker 6: I like it, yeah, but it's like we've had lyricists
Speaker 6: like that for the last couple of decades, Like I
Speaker 6: get my peaches down in Georgia. Yeah, that's the same thing. Sure,
Speaker 6: that's just as powerful. Let me see that thong, similar,
Speaker 6: same it is.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a word of protest because.
Speaker 1: Somebody wasn't letting him see the thong. And it's like
Speaker 1: the machine. Yeah, the window, raging against the machine?
Speaker 4: Are we going to forget Ese's butterfinger power and sour Patch?
Speaker 1: One of the greatest lyricists of all time?
Speaker 6: Tommy Elsen, Right, yeah, yeah, stink and rage Man?
Speaker 7: What core would you if you were like a closing picture,
Speaker 7: would rage beer your walk up?
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be in the conversation. And those are two
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 6: Best counselors I've ever seen in my life. I mean,
Speaker 6: they would probably both be in top five. And I've
Speaker 6: seen him exactly twice and they were both just legendary.
Speaker 4: If you told me, if you told me you were
Speaker 4: going to use.
Speaker 3: Right McKinney's fingers to poke out my eyes, and I
Speaker 3: was never going to get to see a concert again,
Speaker 3: Jesus after this.
Speaker 4: My my choice to see would be raging his machine.
Speaker 4: But I would get to choose the set list, and
Speaker 4: the set list would be every song they ever played.
Speaker 1: Also, somebody called the police.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to do it, but times are tough
Speaker 3: bym He doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: The machine got to him too.
Speaker 4: He tells me right before he tells me right before
Speaker 4: he does.
Speaker 3: He says, I'll take no pleasure in this, and then
Speaker 3: he stabs those giant butterfingers that his right into my eyes.
Speaker 1: He's the somanes.
Speaker 4: Late.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 4: Is that too late? I was screaming about the ghost
Speaker 4: of Tom Jode.
Speaker 1: You got to see Morello live? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 6: That's not super awesome, I'm sorry, super easy to do.
Speaker 6: That's you gotta I mean, man, I don't know. Let's
Speaker 6: probably get the rest of the band back together.
Speaker 1: What are we doing here?
Speaker 7: A couple of people, at least a couple of people
Speaker 7: in the crowd that got to see him twice in
Speaker 7: the last two months.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, if I hadn't been late to the ballgame,
Speaker 4: I just got to see him twice in the last
Speaker 4: couple of days.
Speaker 6: Now I'm daydreaming about what my like twelve song dream
Speaker 6: Rage setlist would be.
Speaker 3: Please be honest and tell us that it's a daydream.
Speaker 3: Believer by the Monkeys is the closer.
Speaker 6: No, that's like two thirds of the way through, so
Speaker 6: everybody can go grab a drink, not pee.
Speaker 4: Who said anything about pee? You guys see what you
Speaker 4: were drinking. You can't bring it up drinking urine. You
Speaker 4: really want to do it, and do it, but just
Speaker 4: stop telling us about it.
Speaker 1: I probably at that point probably have a Diet Coke.
Speaker 1: Don't let the machine hold you back to little Zip.
Speaker 4: It's already been through the system once if you know
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 1: No, it's doc p.
Speaker 4: Zach die coke that's been run through the system once,
Speaker 4: or die Pepsi?
Speaker 1: Whose system? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or JJ McCarthy.
Speaker 9: Uh, I would go Pepsi then Dia Coke.
Speaker 4: That's where we disagree, all.
Speaker 1: Right, quickly before we go to break even though we're
Speaker 1: like five minutes later. Who cares?
Speaker 6: Dream Rage? Setlist? Forget the middle? What do you open with?
Speaker 6: What do you close with?
Speaker 1: Man killing Them? The name of? And then bulls on Parade?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 4: What's the song from the Matrix?
Speaker 1: Wake Up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's what I start with, and then I probably end with, Uh,
Speaker 3: I really love Ghost of Tom Jod.
Speaker 4: I probably end with that.
Speaker 3: Oh I was I was in such danger of being
Speaker 3: caught in the traffic last night, which is my nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I was waiting on him to play Ghost of
Speaker 3: Time too.
Speaker 4: Definitely where yeah, oh yeah, I was headed at the door.
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Speaker 6: in Las Vegas again. Half the show is going to
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Speaker 4: What if they're in Vegas to take on Baylor. Isn't
Speaker 4: one of the lords and.
Speaker 1: Keen thrones? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: Wasn't that one of the Baylor names you said when
Speaker 7: you got Rosie to believe he was on the French
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Speaker 1: Anyway, they're taking on Baylor.
Speaker 4: Dragons of all kinds.
Speaker 6: Baylor's a three and a half point favorite on DraftKings.
Speaker 6: That game is at nine to thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, perfect, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Stay up. Oh, you're gonna watch.
Speaker 4: Sleep all day so I can see it tonight.
Speaker 1: That's good. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: Well you should be.
Speaker 1: You're into your sports.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna scream this is for the people of this
Speaker 4: on just to yourself. Well, everybody in my street's gonna
Speaker 4: hear it. Yeah, because I'm gonna be outside.
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch the Gopher basketball game outside, you know what.
Speaker 4: No, I like to party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's going to be rainy. Oh thank
Speaker 1: you tell me here or in Vegas here, I.
Speaker 6: Was gonna say, because either way, that doesn't affect the
Speaker 6: game in any way.
Speaker 1: It meant like, if Hawk's sitting outside, he's gonna get
Speaker 1: Maybe he's doing like what the must does and just
Speaker 1: watch his games in his garage.
Speaker 4: You know, I can't sit while watching a Gophern's he paces.
Speaker 1: He gets nervous. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I roll up a program and I swapped my hand
Speaker 4: with it, and I think he rolls up a joint.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I swapped my nuts. What you don't listen.
Speaker 1: I'm not a real smoker.
Speaker 7: Do you think must is always in his garage because
Speaker 7: he's forced to be out there because his monster of
Speaker 7: a wife is tired of him.
Speaker 1: You can get to three monsters for eight bucks at holiday? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hey, the twins are at Kansas City at six
Speaker 6: forty Joe Ryan goes for the twins. The twins are
Speaker 6: one and three so far. They did lose this season
Speaker 6: opener wry Fast. He was unbelievable five and a third,
Speaker 6: one hit, seven strikeouts, no runs, but they lost.
Speaker 4: How are the twins that far different in age?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I couldn't stop thinking about that story.
Speaker 6: Yesterday we were talking about identical twins sleeping with the
Speaker 6: same gal four days apart, and now she's pregnant and
Speaker 6: they told her you're never going to know which one
Speaker 6: it is.
Speaker 1: That really tripped me up. Yeah.
Speaker 6: From the kids perspective, yeah, never, We'll never truly know
Speaker 6: who his or her dad is.
Speaker 1: You have to guess fifty fifty shot.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you see the photo Nobody commented
Speaker 3: on in the powertrop Text Team The place the donut
Speaker 3: stand is actually called.
Speaker 1: Papa This is the target center Peetz.
Speaker 4: It's called Papa Petez.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's your papa. Yes, Oh, I was long asleep
Speaker 1: at nine feet it's called yeah Papa, Pete's mini. Do'
Speaker 1: I know that's your papa?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 1: If you love Papa, I do what many jobs?
Speaker 4: He's a good father in law.
Speaker 1: I bet I think you're putting the cart before the horse. Here, listen, as.
Speaker 4: Long as there's a horse and Paul Wow.
Speaker 1: So Joe Ryan takes on something called Noah Cameron again
Speaker 1: at six forty tonight, game five for the Minnesota Twins. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be a long season. They're going
Speaker 1: to games.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, man, listen, I mean they are. Did the
Speaker 4: Saints win?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I bet they did buy one hundred?
Speaker 1: No, I think they were losing nothing.
Speaker 6: Hey, saus could you could you go out in the
Speaker 6: hall for the thirty seconds so you can't hear what we're.
Speaker 7: Saying as long as you promise me it's not going
Speaker 7: to be something extremely embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Go to the stairwall so you can't hear it.
Speaker 1: They lost nineteen three and then leap on down nineteen
Speaker 1: to three. Yeah, well, the whole building had collapsed. Where
Speaker 1: do you want me to go? Scoll in the hall
Speaker 1: for like I don't know, like literally counted like thirties.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be able to hear us if he's out there,
Speaker 4: go to Saint Paul.
Speaker 1: Leap down the stairs. Meter you need to hear me
Speaker 1: at all? All right hand?
Speaker 4: What if he doesn't?
Speaker 1: So they're one in three?
Speaker 6: Okay, So how long let's guess how long will it
Speaker 6: take him to figure out how many wins the twins
Speaker 6: are on pace?
Speaker 5: For?
Speaker 4: Oh? Man, see it's divided by four?
Speaker 1: Now too long.
Speaker 4: I don't know that he'll ever get it unless we
Speaker 4: let him music calculator.
Speaker 1: Can he do it? No? Yes? One sixty two divided
Speaker 1: by four?
Speaker 3: There's a but there's a there's there's a point in sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's gonna without. No, And I'm not
Speaker 3: saying because he's done. I don't know how long it
Speaker 3: would take me either.
Speaker 1: Think normal math.
Speaker 7: No, but when it comes to sports, his brain works different.
Speaker 6: So but do we think he can get it under
Speaker 6: two minutes? We'll start the clock the second he watched.
Speaker 4: Does he know he has two minutes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: What if we just say, let's we're gonna see how
Speaker 6: long it takes you to get this because that's all
Speaker 6: we'll say.
Speaker 4: If we tell him he only has two minutes, he'll quit.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do that. Yeah he's let's let's try it.
Speaker 1: We'll say you have two minutes, okay, and it starts,
Speaker 1: and let's see if he can get there.
Speaker 6: All right, Hey, I'm waving. I don't see if he
Speaker 6: sees this. He's just scrolling Twitter. He's not paying attention.
Speaker 6: By the way, I told him to counter thirty. It's
Speaker 6: been at least a minute. He lost interest at sick
Speaker 6: He's still scrolling. Hey, all right, no, I think all right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we have a question for you.
Speaker 4: I bet you he does drink the pisson so.
Speaker 1: It's not your in related sauce. We have a challenge
Speaker 1: what I can't spell it?
Speaker 4: I can't challenge dude, come on, it's not spelling god six,
Speaker 4: Why do you always think it's spelling a reading? Come on, man,
Speaker 4: we're trying to set you.
Speaker 6: Up for Okay, Sauce, here we go, Pride Sauce. You
Speaker 6: have two minutes. I'm gonna I'm gonna time to you.
Speaker 6: We have you have two minutes to complete this task.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, two minutes. The twins are one in three yes,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. How many wins are they on pace for?
Speaker 11: Go?
Speaker 1: Umm, fifty five is that right?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: Yes, fifty six, fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine six.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna do the matthe You're just gonna guess.
Speaker 1: But well, hold on, No, I can do the math.
Speaker 1: They are on pace for Can I use my phone?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: But you can tell me do we just go to
Speaker 1: a calculator. That's how I'm at No. Oh, no, is
Speaker 1: it sixty nine? Talk us through what you're thinking.
Speaker 7: Well, my thinking is is they're one and three, so
Speaker 7: they at this pace, they're going to win one of
Speaker 7: every four games that is correct, So they're going to win.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's one sixty? No, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: How much time you got We're in a minute in
Speaker 1: twenty exactly, so you have forty seconds.
Speaker 4: You're right so far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the right.
Speaker 4: I put ten thousand dollars on you to get this right.
Speaker 1: So please, my daughter's not going to college. Unles your
Speaker 1: answer this in the next thirty.
Speaker 4: Seconds, I might as well leap off the top stair.
Speaker 1: If you don't get this as well, you leap on
Speaker 1: you don't want to get it what are you trying
Speaker 1: to do right now? In your head? I literally stopped
Speaker 1: thinking about it. That was exactly what. That's exactly what
Speaker 1: Chris guessed that you would quit before the two minutes.
Speaker 1: I just I what is it sixty?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: You said that right, and that's two minutes exactly? Well,
Speaker 1: what's the answer?
Speaker 4: What times?
Speaker 1: What is time? I should how do you get to
Speaker 1: one hundred and six is one hundred and sixty? What
Speaker 1: times four is one hundred and sixty?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or what's what's sixteen divided by what is four? Times?
Speaker 1: What equals sixteen? How do you sae times four times
Speaker 1: four equals sixteen?
Speaker 10: Zero?
Speaker 1: So how do you get to twenty five percent of
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty?
Speaker 4: Even more so, if you got two left over, divide
Speaker 4: two by four?
Speaker 1: What would have to do it?
Speaker 4: It's like forty point five, it's forty point five.
Speaker 6: Oh, forty point five, that would be I think it
Speaker 6: would have taken I don't think you would have gotten
Speaker 6: it by the end of the show if we had
Speaker 6: just let you keep going. No, I probably would have
Speaker 6: figured it out because I knew it was a one
Speaker 6: to four shot.
Speaker 1: Now you lost me. I don't care anymore. I've uh,
Speaker 1: that's that's what Chris gets setting on.
Speaker 6: So we were trying to figure out if we just
Speaker 6: time you and see how long it takes you, or
Speaker 6: if we put a time limit and say you have
Speaker 6: two minutes. Chris said, if you put two minutes on
Speaker 6: the clock, he's going to quit halfway through.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Of course, if you had not.
Speaker 3: Had a time limit, you would have gotten it right away.
Speaker 3: But putting a time limit on it, you just said,
Speaker 3: well forget it, I quit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have got shot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you definitely would have gotten there.
Speaker 6: Over under seventy seventy three and a half you better
Speaker 6: oh yeah, with a liber Yeah he took the under.
Speaker 6: Of course, it's easy money what they on pace for
Speaker 6: right now? Forty and a half wins.
Speaker 4: The match family won forty games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean what would it matter though, in
Speaker 1: the big picture, what would it matter? What's going to happen? Nothing?
Speaker 7: If they won one hundred and ten games, it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 7: They're not going to spend any money on it. It
Speaker 7: doesn't matter. Don't go to their games there, it's pointless.
Speaker 7: They don't care about the team.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 7: And if you think I'm just being a Dick, which
Speaker 7: I can be. Maybe I am, but they don't care.
Speaker 7: They are changing ownership, they don't put any money into it.
Speaker 7: They're the laughing stock of the league. No one has
Speaker 7: any faith in them. If you really want to have
Speaker 7: a good laugh, go to Saturday's game on twins dot com.
Speaker 7: There are completely empty row or sections of seats available.
Speaker 7: No one is going to their games.
Speaker 4: By the way, the Target Center was full last night,
Speaker 4: even the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because people care about that.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying I thought that we were saying
Speaker 4: that there were no tickets sold. Are weren't you saying
Speaker 4: that yesterday that nobody bought tickets?
Speaker 1: Is that think that was two days ago?
Speaker 3: You think my phone my watch is upset that it's
Speaker 3: never going to be able to record the depth of
Speaker 3: where I'm swimming.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I'm never going to swim with this watch on, especially
Speaker 4: in the ocean.
Speaker 1: But it does have the capability of doing so.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure it says to record depth submerge the watch
Speaker 3: unless the toilet, it's never going to be able to measure.
Speaker 1: Do you wear when you take a bath?
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you like to know?
Speaker 6: Think it's like Jack Dawson is halfway down to the
Speaker 6: bottom of the Atlantic Ocean's floor, and he's like, this sucks.
Speaker 6: I won a poker game, yep, I met the love
Speaker 6: of my life possibly or just to check the hang
Speaker 6: out with for a couple of days. And now I'm
Speaker 6: frozen to death and I'm sinking to the bottom of
Speaker 6: the ocean. But at least this watch is accurate as hell,
Speaker 6: because that's exactly how far down I am.
Speaker 4: I think the last watch was I should have pushed
Speaker 4: her off that door, or I.
Speaker 6: Mean, just fold your hand, buddy, don't win a ticket
Speaker 6: to the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, fold, I'm out right.
Speaker 6: He had to go Michael Jordan, not it and just
Speaker 6: never fold because he doesn't want to lose. We'll do
Speaker 6: what rely matters after this Parker foction like forty five minutes.
Speaker 6: This is the power of Trip Morning show on the van. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it may be April first, but this is no joke.
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Speaker 9: day long. Just use the iHeartRadio app to send us
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Speaker 3: For just a moment, Morner, listen to some feel good
Speaker 3: lyrics by poet Zach Dayla Roker. Can't waste the day
Speaker 3: when the night brings a hearse So make your move
Speaker 3: and plead the fifth because you can't plead the first.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. Max's mind is blind.
Speaker 1: I think my life changed.
Speaker 4: I keep playing in these songs.
Speaker 1: He's like, what I'm like. I know, I know we're
Speaker 1: old white guys, but we know good music.
Speaker 7: Sometimes, you guys, do you guys have been bad in
Speaker 7: a thousand lately because I've dove into the red Hot
Speaker 7: Chili Peppers over the last couple of weeks after watching
Speaker 7: that documentary, which was great. You guys have told me
Speaker 7: about corn in the past, and I saw that closing
Speaker 7: picture come.
Speaker 6: Out Ason Miller, Yeah, that was a nuts song. Goats hard,
Speaker 6: it goes hard, the pain blind.
Speaker 7: Oh. I ran it back as soon as it was done.
Speaker 7: I hit I just hit the back button and ran
Speaker 7: it back again because it's so hard. And now I'll
Speaker 7: rage against the machine. I'm just I'm hard.
Speaker 1: Eyes over here.
Speaker 6: If you watched it yet, Chris the Mason Miller intro,
Speaker 6: Yet it's worth it for the Padres. No, he's in
Speaker 6: the bullpen, you know, near center field, and the lights
Speaker 6: go out, and then Korn's blind starts and it's just
Speaker 6: electric when it kicks.
Speaker 7: He's got to time it out so he comes out
Speaker 7: right when it starts to rip like wrestling style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was too far onto the field before I
Speaker 1: kicked in. It was almost the infield before Jonathan Davis
Speaker 1: started saying, are you ready? They gotta time it out better?
Speaker 4: Okay, I got it.
Speaker 3: I got it loaded up so I can watch it
Speaker 3: during the break, going right back to race because I
Speaker 3: got more.
Speaker 6: And like I said yesterday, we know somebody that is
Speaker 6: very close to Mason Miller. So if Mason the Padre
Speaker 6: is here at it at all this year.
Speaker 1: I would guess they're there in August. I know that.
Speaker 4: How great would it be to go to a baseball
Speaker 4: game in Santiago?
Speaker 7: The whole area around it is sweet, The stadium is cool,
Speaker 7: it's always packed.
Speaker 1: People love it. Yeah. I try to care about the team.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 7: The guy that the guy that owned it and passed away,
Speaker 7: he's the one who traded for uh sod and all
Speaker 7: those other guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was it Kurt Bills.
Speaker 6: It wasn't Kurt Bills. It was Paul something, Paul Bills,
Speaker 6: Paul Bills.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Paul Bearer.
Speaker 7: But it's always beautiful weather. It's great. Yeah, Paul Barry
Speaker 7: be able to take great bit.
Speaker 6: What really matters has brought you by OVOI dot Com,
Speaker 6: doctor Mark love it Up and doctor David whiteing.
Speaker 1: I do scores and stats, Chris does something else here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 4: Aren't you glad you don't have to do scores and
Speaker 4: stats for WWE? Like it was real, Like I can't
Speaker 4: believe they're making him do that on sports it is.
Speaker 7: It is goofy seeing Steve A. Smith yell like about
Speaker 7: it like black less.
Speaker 1: It doesn't still happen. It's like stop du Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The Wolves are at Detroit tomorrow at six o'clock.
Speaker 6: The Wolves are forty six and twenty nine Detroit, still
Speaker 6: without Caid cunning dam. Do we have a timeline on
Speaker 6: how long it takes to return from a collapsed lung.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure, but that doesn't They're I'm not saying
Speaker 7: it like he's done for the season, right, So I
Speaker 7: would assume maybe if they get out of the first round.
Speaker 1: Don't know. That's tomorrow. What really matters is this.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm just loading in the lyrics to Boson Parade.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm really gonna blow. If you don't know
Speaker 1: I know Boson Parade.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you don't know that one running the board
Speaker 7: for the Yeah, that song is amazing. They used to
Speaker 7: play it on the Wild Radio Network all the time.
Speaker 1: Zacho. Yeah, I think we opened every game with it
Speaker 1: at one point, so before we throw it to Joe.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 7: Should be Kate said it? Said March nineteenth. They said
Speaker 7: he would be reevaluated in two weeks. Didn't Rosie yesterday say?
Speaker 7: When he had dinner at j D hets he ran
Speaker 7: into Sydney Low, and Sydney Low told him he'd be
Speaker 7: back soon.
Speaker 6: It was the most organic way to bring up that
Speaker 6: you ran into Sydney Low and yeah, and he was
Speaker 6: with Paul No, no, it wasn't Wigger, It wasn't with
Speaker 6: Paul Maller. But he was as people were there. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he had just some of them were with him. But
Speaker 6: he likes going to Perkins.
Speaker 4: God, I do too.
Speaker 1: There is no chance Rosie has walked into a Perkins
Speaker 1: in the last forty years.
Speaker 4: Only if he had to take a two and he
Speaker 4: couldn't hold it. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because yesterday when Common was talking about some really
Speaker 7: good sandwich at Perkins and then Rosie was pretending he
Speaker 7: knew what it was, Common brilliantly asked him what was
Speaker 7: on it, and he didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I had a speech in red Wing, and thanks
Speaker 3: to my friend Zach and all the people that had
Speaker 3: me down to speak the high school kid history, it
Speaker 3: was a wonderful thing to meet those kids, who's just wonderful.
Speaker 3: But driving back, I hit some traffic and I this
Speaker 3: is not an exaggeration, Corey, I had to pee so
Speaker 3: bad that I was sweating and I don't even like
Speaker 3: to think what might have been coming out of my pores.
Speaker 3: But I went to an unnamed fast food joint and
Speaker 3: when I walked in, they were cleaning the men's restroom.
Speaker 1: So I had to waddle my a word out.
Speaker 3: I honestly almost opened my door and and and hid
Speaker 3: my digitals and need in the parking lot because I
Speaker 3: couldn't stand it. And so I drove to a quick
Speaker 3: trip and I had to go so bad by the
Speaker 3: time I got there. Did it hurt to get started.
Speaker 3: I had to get the damn time. Might I might
Speaker 3: have to prime it.
Speaker 1: You know, it happens, You might want to get that
Speaker 1: looked there.
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, I was sweating and I was like,
Speaker 4: what is coming out of my pores right now?
Speaker 1: This is not good.
Speaker 9: It is funny how when you hold it long enough
Speaker 9: that you know you're peeing, basically goes. Oh now you
Speaker 9: watch like it's punishing you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, that's that matters to me.
Speaker 6: But I don't think Rosie has been inside of a
Speaker 6: Perkins since cell phone photos have existed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, yesterday he said he has. He spent
Speaker 1: a lot of late No chance.
Speaker 6: Okay, maybe like in the early eighties, way before cell phones,
Speaker 6: way before social media. Maybe he'll be here a week
Speaker 6: from today. He's gonna be thrilled to CEU. You hate him,
Speaker 6: I do not he You rip him constantly. Hate is
Speaker 6: the wrong word. I love Rosie. I like ripping him.
Speaker 6: You guys like ripping me. I don't like ripping Rosie, though.
Speaker 6: I like ripping you.
Speaker 1: It's in my contract to rip you. No, I don't.
Speaker 11: I like ripping Beth, my favorite love from Yellowstone. Yeah,
Speaker 11: you'd watch wouldn't you. Oh yeah, yeah yeah DCF Saint
Speaker 11: Louis park.
Speaker 3: Amen brother a Canadian woman man bro who bought a
Speaker 3: lottery ticket lost it and then for good that she
Speaker 3: even had ever bought it, didn't know she'd won fifty
Speaker 3: million dollars until the lottery officials showed up at her
Speaker 3: front door. They used credit card proof of purchase, surveillance,
Speaker 3: video footage, and in person interviews to confirm that she
Speaker 3: was the winner. Went to her house and told her
Speaker 3: she'd won fifty million dollars.
Speaker 6: Since when wait, you said that's right? Wait wait a minute,
Speaker 6: it's so nice there. Okay, they track you down and
Speaker 6: be like, hey, look you won this. You better not
Speaker 6: screw this up. Uh, that would not happen here. Certain
Speaker 6: that would be if the deadline passes and you haven't
Speaker 6: signed the back of your ticket and gone down to
Speaker 6: the old headquarters, you ain't getting it.
Speaker 3: No care an engineer had to wait till January to
Speaker 3: claim your prize. A standard policy was a wait thirty
Speaker 3: days after the claim is publicized. But yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 3: they had to track her down and they do.
Speaker 1: Dang wow, man, that's gotta be almost better than actually
Speaker 1: checking the numbers like you just get a random knock
Speaker 1: on your door and it's fifty million dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean imagine like you're having a day,
Speaker 4: just any kind of day. Maybe you like.
Speaker 3: You got asked on a date by an older gentleman
Speaker 3: who used to be on TV to go to Perkins
Speaker 3: and you had to say yes because you ain't eight
Speaker 3: in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're willing to put out for a chicken tender.
Speaker 4: I know you're going to have to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey, can we go back for a second.
Speaker 1: Did you say credit this scenario, I can't.
Speaker 6: I can't relate to it because there's no way roses
Speaker 6: been to a person in the last forty years.
Speaker 1: So you can buy lottery tickets with credit cards in Canada?
Speaker 6: Or did she just make another purchase at that gas
Speaker 6: station with a credit card and then they tracked.
Speaker 4: It's a good point. It doesn't specify.
Speaker 6: It because you can't hear. You can't hear it's cash, right,
Speaker 6: cash is king. I feel weird though, carrying cash. I'm
Speaker 6: just like, you never need it unless you're paying playing cards,
Speaker 6: right then you got to break out some cash.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, who cares you play them? You play cards all
Speaker 1: the time. All the time. I want to play right now,
Speaker 1: I got the itch, I want to scratch it. You know, well,
Speaker 1: then do it? Get that deck out. Calm down, Jesus said, though, yeah,
Speaker 1: you said it man.
Speaker 6: The final four is Saturday, number one Era Zona versus
Speaker 6: Number one Michigan, and then Yukon versus Illinois. Those are
Speaker 6: the two final four semi finals, then the final Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be great, Go Arizona. What really matters, though,
Speaker 1: is this we.
Speaker 3: Never heard of a book called Extraordinary Popular Delusions and
Speaker 3: the Madness of Crowds.
Speaker 1: No, no, me neither.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a hell of a title that didn't
Speaker 4: listen to this. Extraordy Popular Delusions in the Madison Craus
Speaker 4: is an early study of crowd psychology by Scottish journalist
Speaker 4: Charles McKay. First published in eighteen forty one. The book
Speaker 4: is publicized by the Subjects of McKay's debunking include alchemy, crusades, duels,
Speaker 4: economic bubbles, fortune telling, haunted houses, The Drummer of Tedworth?
Speaker 4: Who the hell is the Drummer of Tedworth?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: The guy that might be the guy who led him
Speaker 4: out of Drummer of Tedworth is a case of an
Speaker 4: alleged poultrygeist manifest in West County Country of England.
Speaker 1: I thought it was some random drummer in a band. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell, man, and.
Speaker 4: Leave me alone, just playing my playing my skins over here.
Speaker 4: Something that's got you by the throat.
Speaker 1: He's gonna kill me.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you might like this core.
Speaker 3: It's called The Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of
Speaker 3: Crowds and it basically debunks everything fun.
Speaker 1: That's your kind of book. Well again, when I was
Speaker 1: at MLA with the kidd a couple of days ago,
Speaker 1: I bought a book and I when I was purchasing it,
Speaker 1: I literally said to myself, am I actually ever going
Speaker 1: to read this? Or am I just buying it because
Speaker 1: I want to believe that I'm going to what was
Speaker 1: the industry?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: You know, I mean, I'm supporting the industry, and I'm like, look,
Speaker 6: this would actually be helpful, But I'm like, am I
Speaker 6: actually going to read this?
Speaker 1: Am I going to crack this open? It was an
Speaker 1: actual physical book, not an audio book. A book. What
Speaker 1: book was it? If I did it by oja, it
Speaker 1: does matter. We have that book in my house. I remember,
Speaker 1: have you read it. No, did they get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of who killed Nicole? And it says I did
Speaker 1: it with a little tiny if in the bottom of
Speaker 1: the corner. If I did it? What an unbelievable idea
Speaker 1: we needed the cash man?
Speaker 4: Is that co directough? Yes, this link is for john
Speaker 4: uh yeah, as in bony Bones.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we join us.
Speaker 9: We can have him on if we want, if you will,
Speaker 9: I just if I figured if he's gets up early
Speaker 9: and oh.
Speaker 3: Oh I see what you're saying. Okay about it, thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you, okay, And to prove that he's actually something.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's there. I believe in him.
Speaker 4: Did they fly in last night or today?
Speaker 1: Yesterday? Yesterday? Ye? Are you at their house watching their dog? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1: Then they went yeah, oh yeah, they trust you.
Speaker 4: You ruined those sheets yet?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Zero point zero seconds after they left the door,
Speaker 1: the dog get high yet not yet, No, but she's
Speaker 1: got she's probably rolling up right.
Speaker 4: Know, you've been parading around in Johnny's BBDs.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he has a player. Are they
Speaker 1: still a thing BBDs? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet I bet yeah, I bet tyy?
Speaker 1: Why like does the brand still exist?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that wears him.
Speaker 6: Well, not that I asked for people's underwear brands on
Speaker 6: a regular basis.
Speaker 1: Pictures in general. You want to know, Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: still buy him, you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to know my underwear brand of choice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Commando? Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hair and skin.
Speaker 1: You you don't wear ondies. He wears h and s.
Speaker 4: Why don't you come over here? Turns of the damp
Speaker 4: and moist?
Speaker 1: Oh god, you got a weird Wiener. Dude, Why do
Speaker 1: you have to cross the line. You don't know where
Speaker 1: the line is? Everything to keep it vague.
Speaker 4: We're over here being scientists.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he hasn't been in Weird Wiener in a decade.
Speaker 7: Leaves that's his old band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. We had no hits.
Speaker 1: You're a sweaty undercarriage. Yes, I do so what.
Speaker 4: I'm fifty five. I'm lucky to be alive the while.
Speaker 6: They're off until tomorrow when they host the Vancouver Canucks
Speaker 6: at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: They have eight games to go. The Minnesota wilddo. But
Speaker 1: what really matters is this.
Speaker 4: We got you a break. I'll tell you more bye
Speaker 4: after this.
Speaker 1: I'm the fan, all right.
Speaker 6: More of what really matters scores and stats around the
Speaker 6: World of Sports. Chris will change your life with something else.
Speaker 4: I'm changing lives over here right now.
Speaker 6: Tiger Woods told the authorities he was looking at his
Speaker 6: phone and changing the radio station in his.
Speaker 1: SUV before he is rollover crash last Friday.
Speaker 6: Q The authority said he was quote sweating profusely and
Speaker 6: lethargic and slows us. He did pass the breathalyzer like
Speaker 6: we talked about a couple of days ago, but he
Speaker 6: refused to do the urine test, and during the field
Speaker 6: sobriety test, the authority said he was.
Speaker 1: Limping and stumbling.
Speaker 4: He was due to pimp.
Speaker 1: And his eyes were bloodshot and glassy.
Speaker 6: A deputy found two hydro codone pills that he said
Speaker 6: in his pants pocket. The arraignment scheduled for April twenty
Speaker 6: third in Florida. He entered a not guilty plea yesterday
Speaker 6: for misdemeanor duy. He also announced yesterday that he is
Speaker 6: stepping away from golf and everything else to seek treatment.
Speaker 4: Do you hear what he said about the pill? No,
Speaker 4: dse ain't mine.
Speaker 1: He said that that's the quote lis, Wow, who putty
Speaker 1: is here? Where is that? Can't be mine? I forgot
Speaker 1: about that hang, uh here it is?
Speaker 7: How did this get in here?
Speaker 1: He's playing a frank con me.
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's not mine.
Speaker 1: One of the best pump.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I was in the hotel room somewhere and I turned
Speaker 3: on the TV at the right time and he was
Speaker 3: in the hot tub with a lot of and his toes.
Speaker 4: How did this get in here?
Speaker 1: Playing it frant.
Speaker 4: Look on his face when he says, you're right.
Speaker 1: To me, I should be mad, doesn't understand why.
Speaker 10: That's what's the big deal. Yeah, it's such a good yeah,
Speaker 10: nice mouth back.
Speaker 4: You didn't think anybody ever said I shagged her.
Speaker 1: Before that moment. I wonder if that is like a
Speaker 1: common British.
Speaker 4: Ones god Man and Elizabeth, Oh my god, look at her.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: He's the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to
Speaker 4: my snake.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's bad. I do new animals brilliant. It
Speaker 1: doesn't get better than that.
Speaker 3: Like for Dumb and Dumber. They're dumb and they're out
Speaker 3: of control and that's funny. But there's some some intelligence
Speaker 3: to how dumb that is.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, no, you're right. What really matters though, he
Speaker 1: is this nice shake a rutting. Those movies are all times.
Speaker 3: Jesse Livermore ran away from home as a boy. He
Speaker 3: had five dollars and he turned that into one hundred
Speaker 3: million dollars trading stocks just by.
Speaker 4: Reading prices now when he was five.
Speaker 3: As he grew older, at one point he bought all
Speaker 3: the cotton in the United States, and the President personally
Speaker 3: invited him to the White House, asking him to save
Speaker 3: the country by selling his position.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah about all the cotton in the country.
Speaker 1: How is it possible?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hm hmm, just he Livermore, American stock trader.
Speaker 1: Which President?
Speaker 4: But do do do you?
Speaker 11: Did?
Speaker 4: I dont sorry no, I just said President today you
Speaker 4: find it?
Speaker 1: How do you have one hundred million back? Then? That's
Speaker 1: like that's a that's an unbelievable amount of money for
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 3: Following the end of World War One, Livermore secretly cornered
Speaker 3: the market in cotton. It was only an intervention from
Speaker 3: President Woodrow Wilson, prompted by a call from the United
Speaker 3: States Secretary of Agriculture, who asked him to the White
Speaker 3: House for a discussion, that stopped his move. He agreed
Speaker 3: to sell back the cotton at break even. Thus preventing
Speaker 3: a troublesome rise in the price of cotton. When asked
Speaker 3: why he had cornered the market on cotton, Livermore replied
Speaker 3: to see if I could, mister president.
Speaker 1: That's wow, wow, yeah, how do you sell it back
Speaker 1: at break even? I mean that's that's some relity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some money. Yeah, you did everything you could to be
Speaker 1: in that position.
Speaker 6: You just break even? No, make money, no way, man, Look,
Speaker 6: I'll help out the country. But yeah, but I did
Speaker 6: all this work, amie a few casinos.
Speaker 3: In twenty four to twenty five he engaged in market manipulation,
Speaker 3: making ten million dollars in trading wheat and corn in
Speaker 3: a battle with Arthur W. Cutton, and engineered a short
Speaker 3: squeeze on the stock of Piggly Wiggly.
Speaker 1: Wasn't like a store still is it?
Speaker 10: Still is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah for sure. Really yeah, it's like a regional thing. Yeah,
Speaker 7: nothing better than a squeeze on the old pig Wiggly.
Speaker 4: By the way, do it man, please, sir, get your
Speaker 4: hand off my big yeah website.
Speaker 1: It's very nice. Well, tank, you which one?
Speaker 6: We can get pig points for your rewards? Shine shine,
Speaker 6: I've got chop, Yes you do. Yeah, you have enough
Speaker 6: to You have enough to buy the jet there's Yeah,
Speaker 6: you have a lot of those. Yeah, you get called
Speaker 6: to the White House, Chris, you have a monopoly and
Speaker 6: pig points. Yeah, for the good of the country, give
Speaker 6: them all back and break even price.
Speaker 4: Please, for God's sake, swash your hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take a shower, buddy, you have pig points all
Speaker 1: over you. You.
Speaker 6: Alexander Vetchkin, he scored twice getting to thirty goals, actually
Speaker 6: thirty one, but he crossed the thirty goal mark for
Speaker 6: the twentieth season, extending his record. The next closest is
Speaker 6: Mike Gartner, who did it seventeen times, twenty seasons of
Speaker 6: thirty or more goals. The only time Alexandrovchkin did not
Speaker 6: get to thirty sauce was one his rookie season. Nope,
Speaker 6: last year, Nope, twenty twenty, twenty twenty, the COVID shortened season.
Speaker 6: He had twenty four goals in forty five games, so
Speaker 6: he was easily going to get there. But that's the
Speaker 6: only time in his career he has not hit thirty.
Speaker 6: Wow the nuts every other season except for twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: What really matters, excuses, What really matters is.
Speaker 4: This the city of Butta m h your da.
Speaker 3: In the city of Pest merged in eighteen seventy three
Speaker 3: and became Sauce.
Speaker 4: You can do this, thank the capital of Hungary. How
Speaker 4: about that they merged.
Speaker 1: If you would just guess Pest Butter, I would have laughed. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's rock got all his pig points.
Speaker 7: They're still separated by the bridge to Buddha and Peschek.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I did not know. Yeah, I think it's Pash.
Speaker 1: I think that's how they said over there. I've never
Speaker 1: heard that. I have not heard that either. H I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. No, I don't. Thanks. Yeah, brother, you're
Speaker 1: never wrong.
Speaker 7: It's a great city, one of my favorites in Europe?
Speaker 1: Is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I partied hard there, man, they they It was a
Speaker 7: Wednesday night and the club was packed.
Speaker 1: You were going up on a Tuesday. It was going
Speaker 1: up on Tuesday, Wednesday, eight, Thursday, any day? Brother, Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Alexander Rovetchin is forty years old. Rights.
Speaker 6: How many players have scored thirty or more at age
Speaker 6: forty or more?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, Gordi, how hello, Gurdi?
Speaker 1: Why none besides him? Fourteen two. It is four, and Gordi,
Speaker 1: how is one of them? Saw So? Yes, he's the fourth.
Speaker 1: Avetkin's the fourth. What really matters is this, Well, I
Speaker 1: can buy that book on.
Speaker 3: Which one the extraordinary Popular Delusions and Madness? Well, I'm
Speaker 3: going to be full of weird facts for you guys here.
Speaker 1: Pretty quick, White can't wait.
Speaker 3: James Smithson, you might know him as the founding donor
Speaker 3: of the Smithsonian Institution, never visited the United States or
Speaker 3: had any known tie to the country.
Speaker 1: Mm, why don't we give him so much credit?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why do we have a the museum named after him?
Speaker 1: Because he donated cash?
Speaker 6: So he liked the pursuit of science and knowledge and
Speaker 6: art or whatever, but didn't like America.
Speaker 1: Had never been here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, someday they're going to invite plans and
Speaker 3: invent planes and I'm on dig those, So we need
Speaker 3: a place to put them.
Speaker 1: Oh, so Smithson and then the Smithsonian, and.
Speaker 4: This is where it all comes together.
Speaker 3: Then he stood up at the poker towl and table
Speaker 3: and called everybody terrible names.
Speaker 1: That's him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, same guy, same guy.
Speaker 6: He walked barefoot down thirty five w and his Max said,
Speaker 6: last week. Nothing funnier than white guys doing that to each.
Speaker 1: Other, especially if he had a powdered wig on.
Speaker 4: Why wasn't the wig enough stunk so that they stayed down?
Speaker 4: Stayed down?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they.
Speaker 4: I bet they smelled pungent. They smelled bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody reeked. Where got a lot of ebody reeks.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you didn't have to say that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, you hate me.
Speaker 4: I love you so much. I'm trying to make you better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be nice of that. Hurried up a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, foxes here, we'll do the news in a second.
Speaker 4: Was about furries on the show yesterday.
Speaker 6: By the way, we all were because the same are
Speaker 6: essentially having a furry day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody asked me about that.
Speaker 7: They're a deep community here in Minneapolis. They think they
Speaker 7: have the furry migration here every year.
Speaker 4: Somebody at the concert last night said to me, why
Speaker 4: did none of you think that was weird? Like, you're right,
Speaker 4: I think about it. None of us said, wait a minute.
Speaker 4: They were eating eating what do you call it? Fruit
Speaker 4: snacks off the floor, fruit roll up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, none of us what. Yeah, they're always at the conventions.
Speaker 1: There's a there was an anime convention over the weekend.
Speaker 1: There's a ton of furries into relative Yeah h Parker,
Speaker 1: Hello of my furry friends.
Speaker 7: What's your first SONA first? So that's what they they
Speaker 7: call it. Yeah, one in my backyard?
Speaker 1: Really? Oh my god, good for you? Are you leaving it?
Speaker 4: I need that.
Speaker 1: I need to be better. No, we're taking it with us.
Speaker 4: Can you put it in my yard?
Speaker 1: Sure? Who would you use it with? Are you moving
Speaker 1: to Palm Springs? No, I'm not. Are you putting over
Speaker 1: by you? Are you moving to.
Speaker 4: Paumla Anderson No?
Speaker 1: I think Abbot yelled at me once for saying that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like you.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, he doesn't listen. She hates me.
Speaker 6: We'll do the news in a second. Parker Fox is here.
Speaker 6: This is the power to morning show on the Fan.