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Speaker 2: Funny.

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Speaker 3: Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 4: Jimmy Cox Collid time to me do coxshow kicksh Man, Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, Show me what you go. I'm gonna see a

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Speaker 2: lot of cocks on TV. Allen talks to me, Alan

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's about you by this.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a great show.

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Speaker 5: Let's kick it and you'll just take it with a

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Speaker 5: safety group.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what doing three kids?

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Speaker 7: Take it?

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Speaker 2: Com damn put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 6: What Allan Cox?

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Speaker 2: Here we go. He'll he'll be trying HB.

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Speaker 6: Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.

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Speaker 7: U M M as.

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Speaker 5: Great comments here by calling himself a harm man in

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Speaker 5: the chat, says Dolly Wood is what Rob has right

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Speaker 5: now thinking about that scenario. Very very good, Dollywood, well done.

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Speaker 5: Huh yeah, and our very own dance. Stansbury text me

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Speaker 5: and said the man won't eat carbs after one pm.

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Speaker 5: He's not effing Dolly.

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Speaker 2: At two Stansbury.

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Speaker 5: All right, fine, she's not wearing a suit made of carbs.

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Speaker 2: Dance so good. I love it. He always catch grief

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Speaker 2: on the food stuff.

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Speaker 5: I know, it's the easy, it's the if you'll pardon

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Speaker 5: the pond, it's the lowest hanging fruit. It's the easier,

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Speaker 5: it's the easiest thing to grab on to. Uh No,

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Speaker 5: I would not, because that's a that is a question

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Speaker 5: that will come out every time you see Dolly Parton,

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Speaker 5: and I will say she does. It sounds silly to say, boy,

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Speaker 5: she looks great. I'm just saying in the context of

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Speaker 5: someone who's had extensive plastic surgery, you know that can

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Speaker 5: go sideways so easily. Sure, and she looks great, But

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Speaker 5: I'm just like I said, I feel like there's a

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Speaker 5: series of trusses, and I think the skims and the

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Speaker 5: spanks are you to expect working over time like years old.

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Speaker 2: I know, but just.

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Speaker 5: Because you're eighty one doesn't mean you can be svelt

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Speaker 5: in eighty one. And again, she doesn't look like somebody

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Speaker 5: who's being held in. She's still a very fit woman.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure she's said, listen, whatever she's had. All I'm

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Speaker 5: saying is, if you were to present me with a

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Speaker 5: naked Dolly Parton, I would respectfully decline unless she was

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Speaker 5: down for some freaky.

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Speaker 2: Really crazy stuff bull honky. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 5: Then you gotta out of out of curiosity, but just

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Speaker 5: standard man on top, man behind to get it over

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Speaker 5: with quick. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: No thing.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna make you.

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Speaker 8: Spit my mouth.

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Speaker 5: Do you imagine if Dolly Parton is a hard Greek.

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Speaker 5: I mean, she's been married. Her husband passed away, but

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Speaker 5: she was famously married for like fifty five years or something,

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Speaker 5: right her husband don I think right, Don Parton, No,

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Speaker 5: that wasn't his name. Her husband was Carl Dean and

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Speaker 5: they were married in nineteen sixty six until his death.

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Speaker 2: He just died, and so they were married a long time.

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Speaker 5: They were married for almost sixty years, would have been

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Speaker 5: sixty next year, right by my math.

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Speaker 2: He died at eighty two.

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Speaker 5: And this was a guy who was the quintessential first husband.

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Speaker 2: He was happy to step back.

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Speaker 5: Most people didn't even if you only knew Dolly Parton

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Speaker 5: at a glance, you didn't even know about this guy

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Speaker 5: she was like Dolly Pardon, before she was famous. And

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Speaker 5: so she posted this on her Instagram like seven months

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Speaker 5: and we've been together almost sixty years, well married almost

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Speaker 5: sixty years, been together that long, and he ran an

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Speaker 5: asphalt laying business. Right, you're just a regular dude. And

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Speaker 5: he's like Dolly Partons, my wife, sure, but he's he's

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Speaker 2: And they never had kids.

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Speaker 5: Because she was like, I wanted to focus on my career,

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Speaker 5: somehow have to make excuses if they don't want kids,

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Speaker 5: You know, well, I don't want to have them because

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Speaker 5: in turmoil, yeah, but it's probably not going to burn

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Speaker 5: up in thirty years. That's different than turmoil. So anyway,

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Speaker 5: Dolly Parton was like, no, I never had kids, but

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Speaker 2: She's like, I think of myself as a mother to

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Speaker 5: But again she had who knows if she would have

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Speaker 2: But obviously she had some health issues too.

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Speaker 5: But I think on top of that, she's like, I

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Speaker 5: never was you know, I never had it like this

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Speaker 2: It's never too late.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, this is something that I kind

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Speaker 5: of don't understand.

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Speaker 2: I'm shooting blanks. Rob I got snipped.

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Speaker 5: I ain't gonna have oh for her, Yeah, well, listen,

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Speaker 5: medicine and science are doing some amazing things, and maybe

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Speaker 5: in the autumn of her years, Dolly Parton somebody gets

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Speaker 5: her knocked up. Can't you imagine if the announcement is

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Speaker 5: that Dolly Parton, what was the procedure she was having

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Speaker 5: in vitro. We didn't want to get into it, but

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Speaker 5: Dolly Parton has been suffering from horrible morning sick this

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Speaker 5: she was having, Yeah, she was having her iud removed.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, well that could be very painful. That could

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Speaker 5: be very painful. She had it put it in nineteen

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Speaker 5: seventy eight. Well you gotta get them swapped out every

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Speaker 5: half a decade, and uh yeah, oh boy, she's in

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Speaker 5: there screaming.

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Speaker 2: That's no fun. Boy.

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Speaker 5: When you got to put in or taken out, boy,

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Speaker 5: you need some kind of Dolly Parton good. Every one

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Speaker 5: decides it's finally time to start having children. It's my

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Speaker 5: time to become a mother. And she dies when the

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Speaker 5: kid's six months old.

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Speaker 2: I never knew my mom. Oh does she die young? No? No,

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Speaker 2: she died old when I was eighty two. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 2: so sorry, honey. What happened to your mother? Natural causes? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but she had enemies. Yeah. So no Dolly Parton and

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Speaker 5: And this is kind of what I don't understand, And

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Speaker 5: maybe some of you who are a bit more fluid

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Speaker 5: in your sexual relationships can explain it to me. She

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Speaker 5: described her marriage to her husband as being an open relationship,

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Speaker 5: but specifically said that doesn't mean sexually open. Now to me,

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Speaker 5: if you're going to talk about an open relationship, that's

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Speaker 5: the only criterion I would care about, because, well, I

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Speaker 5: think to her, she's like, well, I like flirt mother man.

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Speaker 5: And you know, because Jolene was written about this bank

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Speaker 5: teller supposedly that was like flirting with her husband.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if that just like.

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Speaker 9: If I fod out he was banging somebody else, I'd

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Speaker 5: But I can flirt, he can flirt. I'm like, that's

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Speaker 5: not an open relationship. You know, maybe in nineteen sixty six,

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Speaker 5: you know, they weren't exactly part of the Summer of Love.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if she just did that to keep that

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean, like, oh, yeah, we're allowed to flirt.

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Speaker 5: No, No, then, like you know what I mean, like

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Speaker 5: just something silly, just to be like, oh cool, I

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Speaker 5: could still score with Dolly Parton. Maybe No, But it

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Speaker 5: strikes me more as like what a really conservative couple

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Speaker 5: would call an open relationship. We can flirt, you know,

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Speaker 5: like sixty years down the road, those two that saved

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Speaker 5: their first kiss for their wedding day, right, that's going

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Speaker 5: to be them. We've had some crazy nights. One night

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Speaker 5: he slept in boxers and he rolled over and it

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Speaker 9: One night he did not have on his traditional full

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Speaker 5: Like they kind of were in sitcoms when they go

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Speaker 2: He rolled over him out.

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Speaker 9: Oh, look like a little worm outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like hikaboo, like a worm trying to get out

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Speaker 2: of a bird's beak. Open Dolly Parton's open relationship. He

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Speaker 2: can flirt, I can flirt.

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Speaker 9: He can go in the bathroom and master bait he

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Speaker 9: wants to. We have an open relationship. He just fine

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Speaker 9: want That's right. We call it freezu. Here in the house.

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Speaker 9: He can come up behind me when I'm making paying case.

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Speaker 9: He can squeeze my bum. Go into the bathroom and

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Speaker 9: master bait. He can go in there, master bait. As

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Speaker 9: soon as he doesn't get anything on. I prefer he

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Speaker 2: He wants to.

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Speaker 9: Honey, where's them pork chop? Fell's gonna make for dinner?

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Speaker 10: Yah?

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Speaker 5: I you know, listen, she was on the road so much.

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Speaker 5: It's not like you went with her, so I guess

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Speaker 5: you know. Another thing you can take away from this

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Speaker 5: is it's real easy to stay married for sixty years

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Speaker 5: if you never see each other. Right, It's like that

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Speaker 5: old joke. You know what's the secret they say, separate vacations.

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Speaker 5: At the end of the day, we love each other madly.

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Speaker 5: She said, I know, I know, he knows I'll always

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Speaker 5: come home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So whatever their secret sauce was, that's gotta be tough

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Speaker 5: when that person dies, you know, even for civilians.

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Speaker 2: I mean, obviously she's famous, but she's a human woman.

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Speaker 8: I met Alan, did you I gave him marijuana?

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Speaker 6: Oh great, Mellen coxhomms.

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Speaker 5: Seven Dust. Well my tickets this morning. These shows are

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Speaker 5: just popping up, all these shows seven Dust and TREMANI

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Speaker 5: are doing the Agora in September.

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Speaker 9: Nine Dust, all of them us brothers. I'm like, tickets,

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Speaker 9: please hit them up. So give me a box. Baby.

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Speaker 2: You should be putting some seven Dust around your guest room.

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Speaker 2: By the way, get rid of them.

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Speaker 11: Flying Dust, Flying Man. Should I just play the music

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Speaker 11: into the floorboards? Do it's not like that music? No,

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Speaker 11: the actual stuff, the powder, that was an actual real thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: seven Dust, se v I N I think they still

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Speaker 11: make it. That's where they took their name. But I

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Speaker 11: think that's where they I think they still make that stuff.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna leave it to the professionals.

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Speaker 2: The Orcan man. I'm all right, he's a very kind man,

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Speaker 2: a very kind.

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Speaker 8: Man, very very sweet man.

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Speaker 5: You shouldn't do that, you should hold it. But well,

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Speaker 5: it's it's not I don't know if you know what

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Speaker 13: Well if I well, no, I don't have any room.

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Speaker 5: But that's got nothing to do with you lying down

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Speaker 2: This guy, I'm gonna go home, go to bed. Are

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Speaker 12: I gotta get ready for bed, my podcast.

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Speaker 8: I picture him like you see those.

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Speaker 11: Then at one point he's going to choke on his

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Speaker 12: So it's like like it lowers down like a mod

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Speaker 8: I got your prunes for Christmas.

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Speaker 8: Six months ago.

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Speaker 5: Birthday the ones you got me for Christmas, I finished

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Speaker 5: But they said that most people what they snack on

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Speaker 7: Dang it?

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Speaker 8: What what is it? A snack or a meal?

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Speaker 5: Foods? These are foods. Foods that the foods that people

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Speaker 12: Good, it's real. That's what you have yourself. Make a

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Speaker 8: For myself and my vegetarian for a week.

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Speaker 11: What are you talking? A little slice every night? Some

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Speaker 5: were faced with a bowl of fruit and I like olives,

443
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Speaker 5: but if you were looking at.

444
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Speaker 2: A bowl of olives, bowl of fruit? Kind of fruit cares?

445
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: Tell me kind of fruit? I think fruit's better than olives.

446
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 12: Kinds of situation, salty and also like fruit is a

447
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Speaker 12: quicker snack, Like if I'm sitting and watching them, then

448
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Speaker 12: I have a few. All is you're not like you.

449
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 12: I can eat six olives in a half an hour

450
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Speaker 12: and be happy with that because you gotta spit the

451
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Speaker 12: pits into the ball and the if you get the

452
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Speaker 12: yeah we used to.

453
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Speaker 2: I like the green olives with the memento.

454
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Speaker 11: I like greenolves to kalamado. Please real little kids, one

455
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Speaker 11: of us.

456
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Speaker 2: Green olives with the stones in them, though, I mean,

457
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Speaker 2: what kind of get.

458
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Speaker 11: It's easier not to you like to put them on

459
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Speaker 11: your fingers.

460
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Speaker 2: I can't now with my big fingers.

461
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Speaker 5: His big sausage fingers can't fit them olives. He's gott

462
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Speaker 5: to pop the blue cheese out then stick them.

463
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Speaker 12: Up people, because you'll never talk about that how guys

464
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 12: with big hands can't do the olive finger thing.

465
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Speaker 2: We just but we're not represented.

466
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Speaker 5: I think I think that you should talk about I

467
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Speaker 5: think that you at it now, and I think that

468
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Speaker 5: you should. I think that there's nothing wrong with bringing

469
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Speaker 5: public awareness to the fact that as much as people

470
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Speaker 5: take for granted the fact that they can slip their

471
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Speaker 5: digits into the business end of an olive, that some

472
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Speaker 5: guys aren't able to do that.

473
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Speaker 11: You can start a podcast about it, call it all

474
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Speaker 11: of My Sadness.

475
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Speaker 2: They can bring right now.

476
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Speaker 8: Is a twelve series.

477
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Speaker 2: I don't think this has to be a seasonal thing.

478
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Speaker 16: I don't know.

479
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 2: We're living in a world.

480
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Speaker 12: Where people have different sized hands. So I have small hands,

481
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 12: so I have big hands some have This sounds like

482
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Speaker 12: something that should go in the Merry Santora file.

483
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Speaker 5: By the way, we're living in a world where people

484
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Speaker 5: have different sized hands.

485
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Speaker 12: These are different and some people are able to take

486
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Speaker 12: their small, slender fingers and slide them into an olive

487
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Speaker 12: and it fits just fine.

488
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Speaker 5: And unfortunately we are not living in a world where

489
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Speaker 5: there are big variations in olive size. Right, not to

490
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Speaker 5: the extent where you could really you know a lot

491
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Speaker 5: of other fruit with growth hormones and things.

492
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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, look at this a square watermelon.

493
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Speaker 5: Olives, nobody's really paid a lot of attention to trying

494
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Speaker 5: to accommodate our fat fingered folk.

495
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Speaker 11: I like the visual of Bill sticking his finger and

496
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Speaker 11: olives like bowling balls.

497
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Speaker 8: Trying to find one that fits.

498
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Speaker 12: Maybe I can fit my pinky into a large olive,

499
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 12: but it's still most of the time is going to split,

500
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 12: and it just makes you feel like there's not a

501
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Speaker 12: place for you in the world.

502
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Speaker 5: Now, if I were too, if I were to attend

503
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Speaker 5: a little soare at the Swifle Tower and I saw

504
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Speaker 5: a bowl of olives, yes, would I have to assume

505
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Speaker 5: that they'd been fingered.

506
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Speaker 2: Well, they would.

507
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Speaker 12: If they had been fingered, you'd be able to tell

508
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 12: because they all be split too.

509
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: They'd all be split.

510
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Speaker 11: So why don't you take hard boiled eggs, cut them

511
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Speaker 11: in half through the middle, like horizontally, take the yolk

512
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Speaker 11: out and stick your finger in that.

513
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Speaker 2: That's not an olive, that's an egg.

514
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 8: Well, I'm trying a pickled olive. Wait, a pickled eg.

515
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Speaker 11: Why did you switch from olives to eggs because they

516
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Speaker 11: need something bigger.

517
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Speaker 5: She's not looking for things to put his fingers in.

518
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 5: He's looking for bigger olives. I'm looking for all of

519
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 5: them will accommodate my fingers.

520
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 12: But now it's the world that I live in, and

521
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 12: I've come to terms with it. But I feel like

522
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 12: it's very insensitive when people are doing the all thing.

523
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 12: This almost feels like you're being a finger shamed. Yeah,

524
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 12: I'm being finger shamed. It feels like a Tim Robinson's

525
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 12: sketch where everybody at the party is playing with all

526
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 12: those other fingers and then he's his fingers are too

527
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 12: fat for it, and he's like, ah, you guys, don't

528
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 12: think you're not sensitive to my olive needs.

529
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Speaker 5: And again, just to bring this full circle, this is

530
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Speaker 5: how I respond to people who think that Bill's being

531
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Speaker 5: creepy with Sunday fun Day is. I tell them, and

532
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Speaker 5: I certainly hope I'm not trying to speak for Bill,

533
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 5: but I do tell them, look, in the absence of

534
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 5: olives that can accommodate his fingers, he's clearly looking for

535
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 5: women who can men. And so no, he's got this

536
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 5: unblemish record of staunch heterosexuality as well as blemish.

537
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Speaker 2: Understand.

538
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well whatever you and pants do in the

539
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 5: deep end is up to you, but he's clearly looking

540
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 5: for I do a.

541
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Speaker 12: Front facing uh with them?

542
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 2: Sixteen?

543
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 5: No I had, but oh I see, but no, it's in.

544
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 5: It's a bit you've heard. Listen, you've quite you've heard Bill.

545
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 5: You heard Bill refer to women as olives with boobies,

546
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 5: and if you haven't, you will. And that's very confusing

547
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 5: to people. But sooner or later you'll have to come

548
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 5: to terms with that that there aren't a lot of

549
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 5: olives that can accommodate his fingers.

550
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: And it's really no one's fault.

551
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 9: It's certainly not the California Prune Council's fault.

552
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 12: Gotten some good submissions and it's mostly dude submitting, which

553
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 12: is fine because that's just like we'll put them together

554
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 12: and review him on the show in a couple of days.

555
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 12: But for now, like it's mostly been dudes and there

556
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 12: seemed like fun to guys. I actually I like them.

557
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 2: Your neck, do I have a No? I have blemishes

558
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: because my skin hates me. Oh I don't want to

559
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: hear about Wow. Nice for calling him out, Mary I'm

560
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: going to call him out for having a hickey.

561
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 8: I read right here because it was like, is bing

562
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 8: hickey's on this neck?

563
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: Where this side right? He burned it with a curling

564
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: iron married curly our hooky? Are hickey's immature like a saying.

565
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 11: That kids do because they're not having sex or just

566
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 11: sucking neck?

567
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 13: Well, I'm just saying, like, would you look at a

568
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 13: person that was thirty five, I have hickey?

569
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 5: An adult with a hickey, you don't know what you

570
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 5: either don't know what you're doing or don't care, and

571
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 5: it's weird.

572
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: It's weird. It is a sunburn. There's there's no need

573
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: for it.

574
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 12: But I get, like I said, when I sweat, it

575
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 12: makes like a fungus girl on my skin, and so

576
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 12: I can't like, I don't get sunburned.

577
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 8: There got a hickey on your own sweat.

578
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 12: It's it's all splotchy. Yeah, there's a name for I

579
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 12: can remember what it's called. But it's very annoying splotch neck,

580
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 12: not dermatitis. It's like I can't remember.

581
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, if you're in your thirties, even like twenties and

582
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 11: you're in hickeys, I think it's just trashy.

583
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a hickey.

584
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 8: Keep them below the shirt line. You know what I'm saying,

585
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 8: don't have them on your neck.

586
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: You can't know one Nevers and stuff never won an airy.

587
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: Just hickey shaming people.

588
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 11: You don't think that's trashy to walk around. He's forty

589
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,959
Speaker 11: years old with a hickey on your neck.

590
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 2: This guy, you're having a good time.

591
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 5: You're having a good good time. He's looking for to

592
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 5: accommodate him. Yeah, I don't care if somebody's getting a hickey.

593
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 12: What I feel like it's like a puppy love part

594
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 12: of a relationship where it's like like I a little

595
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 12: carried away last.

596
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 8: Thing and it's a teenage thing.

597
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to class with scratches on my neck. It's

598
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: called four play feel bad for you.

599
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 11: I mean I've stopped my boyfriend before it got to

600
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 11: that part, like when we first got together, like, don't

601
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 11: you're not leaving marks on my neck?

602
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 3: Right?

603
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: That's because she does all the other guys trying to

604
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: keep trying to keep her field wide open.

605
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: There.

606
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 5: Think about that until you can't sweat no more. That

607
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 5: seems to require a trip to the hospital. If you're

608
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 5: unable to sweat anymore immediately, man, absolutely, grape orange, whatever

609
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 5: it comes in. Maybe you can't sweat no more. This

610
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: guy over here is getting neck fungus. His poor son

611
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 5: of a bitch.

612
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 2: Is that just neck? It's all over the oh. I

613
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: didn't need to know that.

614
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 17: I wanted.

615
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Speaker 12: I was hoping it would stick with the neck. Just

616
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 12: torso stuff and a little bit on the arms.

617
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 5: The human bodies really girls like to do torso stuff.

618
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Speaker 2: Get an olive in there, Get an olive in there

619
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Speaker 2: and he'll split it. What pound I said? The human

620
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 2: body is really weird.

621
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Speaker 13: Like even if you don't have enough like water your

622
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 13: body to sweat, you still have enough to cry.

623
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Speaker 2: Wait for yourself, white man, I don't know what you're

624
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: talking about.

625
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Speaker 6: Car show one another ringing endorsement.

626
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 16: An idiot. Your show shocks and you've.

627
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 3: Proven that many times for the Allen Talk Show.

628
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 6: You're so stupid onemms.

629
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: You know.

630
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 5: The prosecution in the Didty case rested last week, I believe,

631
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 5: and the defense said that they were not going to

632
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 5: call any witnesses. And people thought that this was such

633
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 5: a crazy thing. It's really not. It's it's not unprecedented,

634
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 5: but it's not unusual, right, Why would you put a

635
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 5: witness up there, because the any defense witness it would

636
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 5: be very thin. It would just be somebody saying he

637
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 5: didn't do what they said he did. I mean, the

638
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 5: burden of proof is on the prosecution, right, the defense,

639
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 5: why would you call witnesses that the prosecution could then

640
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 5: cross examine at nauseum. There's no point in doing that.

641
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 5: So the prosecution rested. The defense says, we're not going

642
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 5: to call any witnesses because his team is probably like,

643
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 5: let's see if they convinced people.

644
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: Let's see if they.

645
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 5: If the burden of proof is on them, let's see

646
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: if they can establish reasonable doubt. Well, they also just

647
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 5: dropped a bunch of charges against him, to the surprise

648
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 5: of some people. So the prosecution, I think they're trying

649
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 5: to dumb it down for the jury because if you

650
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 5: it's far less likely that you'll get a guilty verdict

651
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 5: if you throw everything into the pot. Right, this is

652
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 5: what kind of screwed them when they were trying Trump

653
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 5: as they were throwing everything into the pot.

654
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 2: Now, of course it was he was guilty of all

655
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: of it.

656
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 5: But I mean, if you're trying to get a jury

657
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 5: to see the big picture. You want to simplify it.

658
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 5: So they're removing the attempted kidnapping charge. They're removing attempted arson.

659
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 5: What was he accused of setting on fire his career,

660
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 5: such as it was aiding an a sex trafficking.

661
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: They're removing that too.

662
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 5: So they're trying to streamline the charges for the jury

663
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 5: because they think they're like, we we really did that

664
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Speaker 5: the he was I guess he was being charged with

665
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 5: kidnapping a former employee, and they're like, we're gonna have

666
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 5: a hard time making that stick. It's when having so

667
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 5: many charges against you could actually work in your favor, Yeah,

668
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 5: because you just confuse people. So they've dropped a bunch

669
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 5: of charges against him. Oh, the Arson claim was that

670
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 5: Diddy blew up Kid Cutty his car. Okay, all right,

671
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 5: so you go for the ones you know you can win.

672
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 5: I guess, so why gum up the works? Mm hmm

673
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 5: kid Cutty from Cleveland, Ohio. So they dropped that because

674
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 5: they were never able to directly link him to the fire,

675
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 5: which makes you wonder why they would list that as

676
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 5: a charge in the first place. Why charge him with

677
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 5: something if you don't already have what's required, but it's

678
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 5: all part of a rico case, So they're kind of

679
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 5: thinning that whole thing out because really, you know, there

680
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 5: were again in the initial stages of this, everybody's like, oh,

681
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 5: did He's going to jail?

682
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: But the more went on, I was like, is he though?

683
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 5: Because it's real hard to prove non consensual sex and

684
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 5: there's text messages, there's payments.

685
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: You know.

686
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 5: It's like his defense team said, having a separate wing

687
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 5: on your house that's full of astroglide is not a crime.

688
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: That's not a crime. It's weird. It's not a crime. Yeah, well,

689
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 2: and is it weird?

690
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird to us because we don't have the

691
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 5: resources that did he has. But let's put yourself in

692
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 5: his brain. Okay, if you had a hospital sized house,

693
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 5: and if you had you know, like, for instance, my

694
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 5: it's short on closets. Don't have a ton of closet

695
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: space in my house. It's my biggest gripe about my house,

696
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 5: not a ton of closets.

697
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: So you gotta make room with what you got.

698
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 5: But if you've got a house like Diddy, you've got

699
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 5: a lot of unused space. Yeah, so you open up

700
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 5: a closet and you go, what can I put in here?

701
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 5: Shelves for my sweaters?

702
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 3: No?

703
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 9: What about a rotating tie rack?

704
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't a lot of ties? What if

705
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: I fill this thing with lube?

706
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 5: Oh, brilliant, a lazy susan of lube and baby oil.

707
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: Now has it ever been.

708
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 5: Have they ever leveled the charge against him that it

709
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 5: was kind of the tail wagon the dog? Have they

710
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 5: established that the lube was because of all the freak offs?

711
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 5: Or did he start having freak offs because he had

712
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 5: so much lube, Your honor, we are going to use

713
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 5: the chicken or the egg argument in this courtroom. I mean,

714
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is a they should have

715
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 5: put me on his defense team. I don't know if

716
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 5: this is anything that anybody has tried to put into

717
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 5: the court record there. But to be like, your honor,

718
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 5: my client, he he hadn't even considered these kinds of

719
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 5: freak aus until he begs the question, why would you.

720
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 9: Have so much lube? But people are weird? He had it,

721
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 9: like humidors and stuff. There was lube everywhere.

722
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 5: Humidors, really humidors, humid doors, Yeah, all right, of astro glide.

723
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, Okay, well listen. Uh, that's just learned behavior, right.

724
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 5: You're old enough to remember Bill Clinton was using Monica Lewinsky.

725
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 2: As a humidor. Yeah, also true.

726
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 5: And so maybe Diddy was looking at bad didd He's

727
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 5: been around a long time. I wonder if that helps

728
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 5: or hurts astro Glide. I mean, it's never bad to

729
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 5: have your brand name out there.

730
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: I mean in that much of it.

731
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 5: Like if that igantic sex pervert had his house loaded

732
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 5: with your product, it's gotta be good stuff.

733
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: He could have gone with, like you know, Trojan branded

734
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: or something.

735
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm saying is astroglide is kind of

736
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 5: old school. So when you have so many other you know,

737
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 5: it's a brave new world for sex toys and marital

738
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 5: aids and lubricants.

739
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: There's been a lot.

740
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 5: You know, back in the day, he had ky and astroglide,

741
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 5: that was it and spit. But today you ain't gonna

742
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 5: have a closet to spit.

743
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you imagine that.

744
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 5: That's if they opened and they found a giant everything

745
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 5: else that we know about the Diddy case, they go,

746
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 5: oh my god, he had a closet just bottles of astroglide.

747
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 5: Stacked as far as the eye could see. But then

748
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 5: they opened one cabinet and it's a giant vat of

749
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 5: this cloudy, milky substance.

750
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: And they go, what is that?

751
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 5: It's human spite?

752
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh, it is a vat spute him. That's gross, That

753
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: is gross. Right, Yeah, I don't like that at all.

754
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, your honor are my client. U unequivocally denies

755
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 5: that he ever forced his assistance to Bob for apples

756
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 5: in the spit vat. I could watch somebody puke on

757
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 5: camera for how long we just watched those glas. I

758
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 5: cannot even talk about spit like that, and it makes

759
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 5: me want to puke. Right, oh my god, that's so gross.

760
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 5: A giant vat of nothing but spit. Yeah, he had

761
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 5: every person who worked for him, after they ate, had

762
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 5: to go buy and spit into this thing. So over

763
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 5: the course of whatever right he would give, he would

764
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 5: inject his employees and paramours with a substance that would

765
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 5: give them overactive salivary. Glad my god. So they'd walk by,

766
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 5: they'd already be drooling at the thought. So not only

767
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 5: is it a vat of spit, but because these people

768
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 5: have just eaten and contractually been required to go in

769
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 5: there and spin.

770
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: There's debris, there's all kinds of detritis in there.

771
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 5: You're talking about, like the type of spinner are you

772
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 5: just talking about, like all of it?

773
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes, luges.

774
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a whole milange of Yeah, and if you

775
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 5: got on his bad side, he would force you to

776
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 5: go in there and bob for apples.

777
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is so gross. Why it's so gross

778
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 2: to me? Because it's gross.

779
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 5: So anyway, I think it's nothing but good news for

780
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 5: astro Glide because now they have so much competition.

781
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 2: It's not just ky and Astraglide.

782
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 5: To me, it's Oasis, It's boy butter Trojan, it's Trojan

783
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 5: gun oil. There's uber lube, there's Alo Cadabra.

784
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: I've used that. It's pretty good.

785
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 5: I'm looking at it. There's some really great named ones too, Yeah,

786
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 5: f sauce. Uber lube sounds like something when your driver

787
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 5: tries to bang.

788
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 2: You on the way to your.

789
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 5: No, that's that's that's they call it. Yeah, you got

790
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 5: like uber eats, uber loub the only liver lube. I

791
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 5: like how they're so referred to as personal lubricants. By

792
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 5: the way, it's those public lubricants that God Diddy in trouble.

793
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: I'm just in there. It's funny you mentioned only fans.

794
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 5: I wasn't even going to bring this up, but I

795
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 5: just found out a girl that I had a massive

796
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 5: crush on in high school has one. Oh, really, is

797
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 5: this someone with whom you've had any contact with? We

798
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: went out once one time, and it was only like

799
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 5: when you were adults.

800
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we were. We were in high school

801
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: as maybe.

802
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 9: No.

803
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, since, no, I haven't. I have

804
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 5: not seen her since you're not you're not in like

805
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 5: casual kind, you know, like, no, no.

806
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: No, I haven't. I haven't even thought of this girl

807
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: in years.

808
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 5: And I heard that she had one, and I saw

809
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 5: on her profile that there was a link, and I'm.

810
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: I'm having a moral issue.

811
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 5: Wait, how did you stumble upon her information or her account?

812
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 5: She was on my on my Instagram, she followed me,

813
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 5: she followed you, okay, And again I hadn't thought of

814
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 5: her now that she's a big time, now that I'm

815
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 5: big time, but again, nobody knows that I even exist,

816
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 5: you know, out there. But I saw that she followed,

817
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 5: so I followed her back, and I was like, wow,

818
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 5: there's a lot of cleavage pictures here. She's really kind

819
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 5: of really got them out.

820
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: Is she still cute? You can be, can't it cute?

821
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: Is she she's your age? Yes? Since mid forties? Right?

822
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: Is she married? She divorced kids one Okay, so it's

823
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 2: so it's she not blown out.

824
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 5: No, and she kept it somewhat together, right, Like she's.

825
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 2: Cute.

826
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 5: This is why you're in the dilemma, because if she

827
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 5: was completely off the reservation, you'd be like, I want

828
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 5: nothing to do with that. No, it's not even that. Oh,

829
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 5: it's my curiosity. I never I always liked this chick

830
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 5: so much and never ever, nothing ever happened. We went out,

831
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 5: Like I said, at one time, I was like a

832
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 5: junior in high school, and it was just like, okay,

833
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 5: we're better off being cool. We're friendly.

834
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: She was a year ahead of me, so she graduated

835
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: when I was a junior. Little makeout and that was it.

836
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: That was it.

837
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 5: And it wasn't even really a ton It was Lily

838
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: And I never got past like the little kind of kid.

839
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And then now I'm just like there was

840
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 2: no like, this wasn't the one that got away. No, no, no, no, no.

841
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 5: But but I'm still amazingly curious, and I don't I

842
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 5: don't have an OnlyFans account, So I'm thinking, like, does

843
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 5: it make me a scumbag if I sign up just

844
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:28,959
Speaker 5: for that purpose?

845
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: Because it's anonymous, she wouldn't know.

846
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 5: It's me, And I'm just I want to I kind

847
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 5: of I kind of want to know what it looks

848
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 5: like here.

849
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 2: I think you should. It's not a bad thing. I mean,

850
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: what's the matter with that? I don't know.

851
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 5: I just feel like, does that make me like a

852
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 5: creep because it was a chick that I like, you

853
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 5: got to pay a Look, that's true, you're contributed. That's

854
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 5: what the business is. Gives me money and look at

855
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 5: my naked pictures.

856
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: I know.

857
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 5: But I just feel like, because I know her, I

858
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 5: think I'm being a creep. But isn't it isn't want

859
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 5: to be the same thing as I was, like if

860
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 5: I slid in the DMS, I'm like, hey, let me

861
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 5: see those cans.

862
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: No no, no no, because that's you.

863
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 5: That's you requesting something that she's not putting out there.

864
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 5: This is her putting it out there, wanting people to

865
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 5: What's creepy is when girls go, yeah, my friend's dad

866
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 5: is one of my biggest subscribers. You know it gets

867
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 5: creepy is when they find out that, like your neighbor

868
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 5: is paying because you gotta pay.

869
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 2: Extra for like videos and stuff. Yeah, a lot of people.

870
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 5: Here's what I don't understand about OnlyFans, because, like I said,

871
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 5: so many girls have the link here so that you're

872
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 5: looking for, let's say you give them even the three dollars, right,

873
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 5: nothings for free whatever it is they're so the money

874
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 5: to be made is off of the extra stuff. So

875
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 5: the pictures they post could easily be on Instagram.

876
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 2: They're just bikini shots.

877
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 5: You're like, well this is nothing, right, Like, what is

878
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 5: the three dollars to pay it in the door, I'm

879
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 5: gonna have to pay the three dollars and then pay

880
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 5: additional to decision.

881
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: That's if you like, show me the whole.

882
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 5: Wow, I don't even know if I need to see that,

883
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 5: but I'd like to check out those boobs I assume huge. Yeah,

884
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 5: but you could also see those in a bikini.

885
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's different. No, yeah, it's different.

886
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, if you are trying to avoid the

887
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 5: creep factor.

888
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: I already see him in that she's doing that on

889
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: the Instagram.

890
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, So I mean I'm like, okay, because

891
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 5: now now that's that's driven my curiosity again because she

892
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 5: was very, very chesty, always was tell you what, I'll

893
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 5: jump on this grenade. I'll be the canary in the

894
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 5: coal mine.

895
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: All right.

896
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 5: You send me the link, all right, and then I'll

897
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 5: look at it and determine I'm an objective third party, right,

898
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about her, sure this way, I'll

899
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 5: look at it and I'll go, oh, this looks like

900
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 5: somebody that maybe you know whether or not it's I'll

901
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 5: be able to tell you whether or not not.

902
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: I think that it's up to your standards. Well, I

903
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 2: do have amazingly high standards. Well, this is what I'm saying.

904
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 2: But beyond that, I just don't know.

905
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 5: The whole thing is just so weird for me because

906
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 5: we were in that time where I now know that

907
00:44:55,040 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 5: this girl has stuff out there, and it's been thirty

908
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 5: years since I'd even thought.

909
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 2: Of this girl. Because you only God, I wanted to

910
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: see them so bad then.

911
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 5: Right and gravity gravity will have taken a bit of

912
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 5: adult she was.

913
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: You're not gonna see them in their original.

914
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 5: Site it's still them. They're still hers, do you know

915
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 5: what I'm saying? So, I don't know.

916
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

917
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 5: Man is such a weird one for me. I feel

918
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 5: like I'm a just a dirty pervert for even thinking it.

919
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 5: But no, I don't make so. I think that the

920
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 5: curiosity is entirely within reason. Of course, there was a girl,

921
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 5: and I had a lot of girlfriends, but if it

922
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 5: was a girl in high school who I was like, oh, OnlyFans.

923
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: Interesting.

924
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 5: But here's here's the flip side, and I really bum

925
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 5: you out, Jesus. I remember her from junior high or

926
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 5: high school and that's her now. Yeah, I mean, listen,

927
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 5: you know she's mid forties. Whatever, that's fine. I mean

928
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 5: I even told Melissa about it. I was like, honey,

929
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 5: this girl that I went to high school with has

930
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 5: an only fans.

931
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, I kind of want to look, I don't

932
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 2: care what you do. Why don't you do what you want?

933
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 5: Whatever? He grows kind of thing. You know, she doesn't care.

934
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 5: But I was like, why don't you have herd? It's

935
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 5: a moral thing for me?

936
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: Why?

937
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 5: Because I don't know, I feel like thing immoral about

938
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 5: naked people?

939
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 2: Know, But I'm like.

940
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 5: It's someone that I know, and I feel like I'm creeping,

941
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 5: which I am. You are, but I'm already creeping on

942
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 5: my Instagram, so how much worse could it be.

943
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm paying for it. I'm trying to put myself into it.

944
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: Just laugh at me. She's like, you're an idiot. I am.

945
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 5: I understand what you're saying, but I think you should

946
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 5: do it all right. I think you should check Alan

947
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 5: as David Lee Roth us a lot of lube.

948
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 2: Listen, I get me. You're doing all right. I think

949
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: we know what what you're trying for here.

950
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 5: I understand what you're trying to do. Okay, Yeah, I say,

951
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 5: I say, you look all right. Well, I appreciate it.

952
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 5: David agrees it does. Yeah, he would look, would look yeah,

953
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 5: because now that's all you're gonna think about. Should look

954
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 5: no oh oh no, oh wow, he said no, wow.

955
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 6: No.

956
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 2: Usually he's so agreeable.

957
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. Now he said yeah, okay. Now he's saying okay,

958
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 5: so he's ambivalent.

959
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: On the topic. I guess that's what I'm afraid of.

960
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll like it too much. You'll be in the

961
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: next room, honey.

962
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,959
Speaker 5: I just forgot about something here. I've got to take

963
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 5: care of this, and I'll be right back.

964
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: My kidding ten minutes. But also you might look at

965
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: it and be like, it's it's fine.

966
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 5: Who care what it would be, because again, they're never

967
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 5: amazingly different. When you see a new said, they're all

968
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 5: based on the same thing as.

969
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 2: What you do.

970
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 5: Are you in contact on social Facebook or whatever? Are

971
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 5: you in contact with anyone who you went to high

972
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 5: school with at that time, because I guarantee you some

973
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: of your male friends are already subscribing to her. I'm

974
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 5: sure I'm positive. Yeah, yeah, I should just ask because

975
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't want to make guess what

976
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 5: I feel. I heard that this chee. You don't know

977
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 5: what you're so aware. This is what I'm saying. We're

978
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 5: not in the initial run of only fans. A lot

979
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 5: of people have them. It's a viable way to make money.

980
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 5: It's you might as well have like it's LinkedIn.

981
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: I have a little different.

982
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 5: Well, but what I'm saying is it's so pervasive now

983
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,959
Speaker 5: that you're like, they that's how.

984
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 2: They make money. Yeah, they would. There would be no.

985
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 5: Situation which you'd go, oh god, this guy went out

986
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 5: with for a little bit in high School's following me. Yeah,

987
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 5: you're taking his money. That's true, because but then again,

988
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 5: you just said it's not like she's gonna care. She's

989
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 5: not gonna know what you that's true. Now if you

990
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 5: dm'd her and we're like, hey, remember me, show me

991
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 5: that hole, you know, fitted dollar tip whatever, do whatever you.

992
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 2: Want, you can make up for lost time.

993
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what if your wife came to

994
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 5: you and said I want to start an only Fans

995
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 5: I would probably ask of what.

996
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: Cooking?

997
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 5: No, you know, like she's going to be on that

998
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 5: cooking end of only fans that they're trying to convince people.

999
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people out there who are like

1000
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 5: like really in the feet and stuff, Like I'd be

1001
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 5: cool with that. Yeah, I know, Mary had one Mary Santora, Yes,

1002
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 5: I would be I would be fine, I think with that.

1003
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 5: But I think if they got into like the other stuff.

1004
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 2: It would be weird.

1005
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 5: And I'm surely not gonna like they don't some of

1006
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 5: them that get really raw, Like I'm not going to

1007
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 5: be like, yeah, hey, oh you need to need to

1008
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 5: need to need a partner in this video.

1009
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 2: I'd never do that. You know, a lot of the

1010
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 2: scourge of only fans obviously is that.

1011
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 5: What the creators have to to contend with it are

1012
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 5: the pictures leaking, you know, people who post them on

1013
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 5: Reddit and things like that. If you googled her, maybe

1014
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 5: her pictures would come up. That's true, So then your

1015
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: other dilemma becomes, well, now I'm taking food out of

1016
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 5: her children's mouths by not contributing to this monetarily.

1017
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 2: Hmm, you gave me stuff to think of it. I

1018
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: think there's.

1019
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 5: Nothing wrong with supporting friends past or present. That's what

1020
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 5: I think. She's out there, she's clearly and she'll never

1021
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 5: know its action cash like I wouldn't. But even if

1022
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: she did that, I don't want And then a flex

1023
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 5: if she knew it was you and you didn't say

1024
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 5: one thing to her, because the curiosity is going to

1025
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 5: get the better of her and she's going to hit

1026
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 5: you up.

1027
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 2: And then the gas lighting begins.

1028
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 5: Rob, Hey, long time I saw you are my only

1029
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 5: fans And you go, I don't know what you're talking about.

1030
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go all in on this. I just I don't.

1031
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 5: If if I were to do it, Yeah, there's no

1032
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 5: way I would tell her I did it, Like I

1033
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 5: wouldn't be like like I wouldn't use a name like

1034
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 5: I would have to be like completely anonymous about it.

1035
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: I don't even know how that works.

1036
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 5: When you sign up, Oh hey, your alarm's going off,

1037
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 5: and yeah, it would have to be completely anonymous. I

1038
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 5: couldn't do it. Well, listen, I am curious how this

1039
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 5: whole saga lays out, so I'll let you know. Please

1040
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 5: keep us abreast, hey of how this goes The Allen

1041
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 5: Cox Show.

1042
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 6: On one, The Allen Cox Show.

1043
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 18: Sure you could listen to another show, but then how

1044
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 18: would you find the puppies we buried in boxes around

1045
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 18: the city one hundred point seven WMMS.

1046
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 2: Two one eight.

1047
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 5: Seven or eight hundred three four eight one double oh

1048
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 5: seven twll three remember to text me is three five.

1049
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 2: Comedian Richard Lewis is hanging out? Please rich on Twitter

1050
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 2: or anything like that. Yeah, after Richard Lewis.

1051
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: You know what I love about you know, I'm good

1052
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: friends for about for ages with Joe Walsh. I love

1053
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: the way the town embraces Wolsh. They love Joe.

1054
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 2: Joe's great.

1055
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's a monster man.

1056
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 2: That's another dude, who I'm sure you guys.

1057
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 14: Recovery Yeah, the same time too, the same amount of time.

1058
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: But he's you know, I remember I was with him

1059
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: the first time he played Sober.

1060
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 14: I flew down to Florida to see a lot of us.

1061
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 2: Did it was when I made me surprised and it

1062
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: was beautiful.

1063
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 9: Man.

1064
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: You guys just met just crossing paths in the biz.

1065
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 14: I knew him. I knew him loaded and I knew

1066
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 14: him unloaded. Yeah.

1067
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 12: And I was introduced to Joe Walshington kind of a

1068
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 12: strange way. I mean I had heard his songs as

1069
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 12: a kid and stuff. But he would do all these

1070
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 12: guest spots on the Drew Carey Show, right, and I'm like,

1071
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 12: who's that guy?

1072
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 2: He was really funny on.

1073
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 12: That because he's always fun He's brilliantly you know, he's

1074
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 12: he's playing like playing up his past. You know, he's

1075
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 12: playing like a junkie, kind of roaded guy, hot head whatever,

1076
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 12: and I wish it was yeah, yeah, but.

1077
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 2: He used to blow up hotels.

1078
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 14: But he did blow a hotel sweet with Keith Moon.

1079
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: Well, if you're gonna put a bomb down a toilet, yeah,

1080
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 2: back when you could do that.

1081
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, anyway, I just go on to where.

1082
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 12: So Yeah, that's that's how I got into him, was

1083
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 12: watching this sitcom and I go, who's that guy? And

1084
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 12: then I go, oh, Joe Walsh, and then I go,

1085
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 12: I know these songs. Then became a very big Joe

1086
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 12: Walsh fan because of that.

1087
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, now he's he's monstrous, and he's great on stage

1088
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: with the Eagles too, because he's still you know, he's

1089
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: still like nuts when he plays.

1090
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,479
Speaker 2: I can never figure out those guys.

1091
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 5: And that to me was always the whether it was

1092
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 5: a comedian or was a musician or whatever. But with music,

1093
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 5: there's obviously more technical stuff going on. Is how those

1094
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 5: guys could be loaded and still play, still hit all

1095
00:53:59,600 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 5: the notes.

1096
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't understand that.

1097
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 5: I never got it like that to me, like that's

1098
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 5: a virtual Also when you're like, you can, I.

1099
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 14: Do have an answer for that.

1100
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: I asked a lot of and I you know, look,

1101
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: I've been around, I know a lot of rock guys,

1102
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: you know, pretty famous guys, and I asked them, and

1103
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: back in the sixties.

1104
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 14: A lot of this.

1105
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: You know, we hear the great tracks that they finally

1106
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: got down, but a lot of the shows they did sucked.

1107
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 2: They were just they were just horrible. People didn't care

1108
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 2: because they were loaded. Yeah, they were loaded.

1109
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: So in other words, not you know, listen, Hendrix is

1110
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: my man, but if he was like tripping, you know,

1111
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: he might not have done a purple haze as well

1112
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: as that we hear it on the you know, on

1113
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: on the compilation.

1114
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 2: Yeah you could have.

1115
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: Also, you know, that was the fear that everyone had.

1116
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: Walsh included like how am I going to be? And

1117
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: he's never played better? So that that ended that fallacy.

1118
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to be loaded, uh to

1119
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: play great?

1120
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: Is that ever a concern of yours? I'm sure a

1121
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 2: thousand people turn out.

1122
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 14: For the spoken word is a nightmare when you're high?

1123
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 14: I mean for me, yeah, it was.

1124
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: You know when I used I once watched Larry King

1125
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: Show and I repeated a joke like two minutes later,

1126
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 1: and then I got eight thousand phone calls.

1127
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:07,879
Speaker 2: Were you high?

1128
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: I went, you know I was by that time, I

1129
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 1: was really loaded. You know, that's when the kids really

1130
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: in you.

1131
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 5: But you were a guy that was secretly an addict.

1132
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: You were a public addict.

1133
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 14: Well a lot of people didn't know.

1134
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: I I used to just you know, I loved you know,

1135
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: I was a sex addict and a drug addict and

1136
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. So I would just go to clubs, meet

1137
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: people and bring them back to my house. Then, you know,

1138
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was a rapist.

1139
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 2: It was a consumption. No, I don't think we went there.

1140
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: It sounded like you were going down rape. Tell me

1141
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: about made rapist. There was no rapists rapist win.

1142
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 2: I would just I love to.

1143
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: Get high and and and meet different women. And I

1144
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: did that for twenty years. And who wouldn't everybody? I know,

1145
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: but I had more. But who wouldn't What about I?

1146
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: But I, you know, falling asleep? What about people ringing

1147
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: your bell? And you're not answering a lot of about

1148
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 1: you know, five people at the same time and they

1149
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: all show up at the same time. I humiliated people. No, no,

1150
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: believe me, You're lucky. You have your clueless about how

1151
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: embarrassing it can be being carted out of you know,

1152
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: being taken out out of a restaurant a gurney.

1153
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 14: Oh, I mean that blows.

1154
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 5: But I'm saying just to distill it to the getting

1155
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 5: high and the babes part. If it were just that,

1156
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 5: everybody would sign up. But you take the bad with

1157
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 5: the good.

1158
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: I can't agree now, But I mean, because I had

1159
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: too much damage. Sure, I heard too many people.

1160
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 16: Have you?

1161
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 2: Uh?

1162
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 5: Are you still at a point where those people are

1163
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 5: are kind of on the other side of that with you?

1164
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: Are those people anyway?

1165
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: All the people that I really cared about and I

1166
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: thought that I heard, I I apologized to and most

1167
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: of them there is only one or two that didn't

1168
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: want to hear from me anymore.

1169
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 2: Really, that was pretty good numbers then, Yeah, No, I

1170
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 2: mean all the people.

1171
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: That you Yeah, I mean there used to be some young,

1172
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: much younger women I went out. We would say, God,

1173
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: you so much nice and when you do ecstasy, but

1174
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: when you drink you get angry and mean.

1175
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: They weren't really in my kid, not understanding the difference

1176
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 2: between X one and I don't get it.

1177
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: No, not when I was like forty and that were

1178
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: twenty one, Hey, can't you see And they would say, look,

1179
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: there's Mars.

1180
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: I go good, you know.

1181
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 5: Kooniak class Well it was a classy drunk. Hey, Chris, Yes, sir,

1182
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 5: it's going on, Chris.

1183
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 16: How are you doing?

1184
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: Chris?

1185
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 16: Hey, I'm just kind of curious why you keep bringing

1186
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 16: up the addiction.

1187
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 14: No, who's bringing it up?

1188
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 16: What if you haven't noticed Allen is I'm curious a big.

1189
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: Part of Richard's life.

1190
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 9: I'm curious we're having a conversation, Chris.

1191
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 16: I understand that, but it's a big part of his

1192
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 16: life that if you keep going on the the side

1193
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 16: of addiction, it's where you're pushing them towards that a

1194
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 16: little bit more, and you're putting him even more into

1195
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 16: the Okay, this is better for.

1196
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 5: You, Chris, I don't know what the hell you're talking

1197
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 5: about it.

1198
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 12: Richard Lewis to have a relapse in Cleveland.

1199
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 14: He made a sense No Cox said, He's not.

1200
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: He was this guy saying he was saying, hey, but

1201
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: the babes and the drugs sound good. But I'm saying

1202
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: that I would have been better off just having the

1203
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: sex without going, you know, coming close to o ding

1204
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: on drugs of this guy.

1205
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 14: I understand.

1206
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 2: There's sure they're also.

1207
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 16: They're also disrespecting you.

1208
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 5: Do you feel disrespected, Richard? I When I look in

1209
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 5: the mirror, I just you go. I think it's severely

1210
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 5: under he's saying. But I don't think they mean it.

1211
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 5: They didn't mean it harsh.

1212
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 2: I think that underestimates your fortitude.

1213
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 16: Richard Lewis's being disrespected and that he understands that, and

1214
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 16: he's just dealing with it just to be on your show.

1215
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: But I think, why would he just need to be honest?

1216
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't have to He didn't have to come in, Richard, doesn't.

1217
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: He can do whatever he wants to do. He wants

1218
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 2: to leave right now, he can. He'll walk right out,

1219
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: And I am walking.

1220
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 3: Quiet.

1221
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 17: For a second, I.

1222
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 5: Thought, all right, thank you, thank you, Chris. All right, well, listen,

1223
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 5: Chris took exception with that line of questioning. But again,

1224
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm going to talk about stuff that interests me.

1225
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 7: That's your show, right, I think it's it's it's not

1226
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 7: a big deal to be genuinely curious about somebody who's

1227
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 7: been through that. I've never been through that, so obviously

1228
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 7: that makes me naturally curious about it.

1229
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 5: Especially since I don't get the vibe that it's opening

1230
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 5: up a fresh wound.

1231
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: Richard.

1232
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: If I had, if I had to worry about anyone

1233
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: talking about drugs that I slipped and I'm not that,

1234
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm not over, I'm not here. No, well you never recovered.

1235
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: I want to die sober. I have a lot of

1236
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: people I had let down. If I you know people,

1237
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: I mean look, I lost a good friend this week,

1238
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: lou Reid. I mean it wasn't you know. I don't

1239
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: know he died sober, but he had he lost his liver,

1240
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: and you know he had.

1241
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 2: A history of drug addiction. Did you know him pretty well? Yeah?

1242
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: Did you sure? He was an amazing guy, what a poet.

1243
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't know, if you're you don't

1244
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: know his stuff, I would totally personally recommend.

1245
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 14: I mean, just listen to the song Heroin doesn't get him.

1246
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: I mean, he's the kind of guy we talk about

1247
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: his subject, he would go right to it, right to

1248
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 1: the heart of the I mean, uh, and you know,

1249
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: but the New York New York album that came out

1250
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: in eighty nine, if you've never heard it, even if

1251
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: you're not a lou Reed person, it's one of the

1252
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: greatest albums I've ever heard.

1253
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 2: It's really an astonishing He.

1254
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: Was a great guy, I mean, eccentric as you can

1255
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: imagine that.

1256
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 2: Do you want your rock stars any other way? No? No,

1257
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 2: you want you kind of have to walk that way.

1258
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 14: This is fun. I'll let me name I'll name.

1259
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: This is.

1260
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 14: Joe Walston.

1261
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 2: Listen.

1262
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: I met my wife through ringo. Okay, there I could

1263
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: go on. I can listen to billion people. And if

1264
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: I start naming people I slept with you guys, I'm

1265
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: in Cleveland, you guys would start putting me down.

1266
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 14: I'm I live.

1267
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: I'm a Jersey guy from Brooklyn, Okay, who moved to California.

1268
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: I hate California. Okay, but this is this is funny.

1269
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: I was at a party about twenty years ago. I

1270
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: was loaded, and I'm sitting at Don Henley's house. There

1271
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,959
Speaker 1: was a million people there. It was unbelievable. I felt

1272
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: I was in Julius Caesar's backyard. Okay, And I'm sitting

1273
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 1: between David Bowie, who was a fan, and Harvey Kaititell,

1274
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: who was a fan. I'm not one of great friends,

1275
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: but they were fans. So David Bowie is like a

1276
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: real intellectual.

1277
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 2: Now I'm not.

1278
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 14: I don't know how smart Harvey is.

1279
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: But Harvey wasn't into talking to what because I have

1280
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: like an art collection. So I'm sitting between both of them,

1281
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: and I don't do impression, so it'll suck always going.

1282
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: You know the Renaissance period when they carved and all.

1283
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: He was talking about philosophy, and then ky Tell says

1284
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1285
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 14: Should I eat this hamburger? You want me to eat.

1286
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 2: This samber spectrum?

1287
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 14: Did you?

1288
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: Did you crap every age? But then then Bowie said,

1289
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: you know when I Monet and Mane were then it

1290
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: was like I was. So then this happened twice to me.

1291
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: He says, Richard, I'll meet you with on the Rocks,

1292
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: which is a place on top of the Roxy in Hollywood.

1293
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: I meet you at midnight. I go there at midnight,

1294
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: doesn't show up, okay. Then I wind U planning to

1295
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: do in a continent in Minnesota, and sitting in front

1296
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: of me is uh, Prince. It's like one hundred degrees

1297
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: in this plane. He's wearing a pink for a coat.

1298
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: It's going home and with his bodyguard. So I know

1299
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 1: he knows me well because I met him before. You

1300
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: can't stop being prince, so I say, Prince. So the

1301
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: body gout turned around. He says he won't turn Prince

1302
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: doesn't turn around. I go, come on, please give me

1303
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: a favor. I said, what do you know he knows me?

1304
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. He says, no, he won't turn around,

1305
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: and he's wearing a fur coat. I mean, I'm telling

1306
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: you it's a thousand degrees in this plane. It was

1307
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: first class. It's like four seats up front and about

1308
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: eight in the back. We're going to Minneapolis. Got a gig,

1309
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: so I said, come on, tell me Churchard Lewis. I

1310
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: just want to ask him a question. He said, no,

1311
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: he can't turn around. I was writing millions of jokes

1312
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: off I mean right away, I was. I was happy

1313
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: about this. So he says, write me a note and

1314
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: I'll give it to him. I said, well, will we

1315
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: turn around to get the note from you? Now, he'll

1316
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: get the note from me, but he won't turn around

1317
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: to thank you. I I want to thank you. So

1318
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: I wrote the note and then he gives a note

1319
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: to his bodyguard and he gives me the note. Note

1320
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: was Frinch said he'll meet you with his club at

1321
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: midnight to night after your show.

1322
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: I'm like cool.

1323
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 14: So I go down to his club at midnight. Doesn't

1324
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 14: show up.

1325
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: So there's the moral of the story.

1326
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere at midnight when these big shots tell

1327
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: you to go, because you know, never trust prince.

1328
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's I love him though.

1329
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 5: Look what happened Appollonia. He walked to ride into Lake Minnetonka. Well, head,

1330
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 5: that's all right. You didn't see the movie Purple Purple Rain.

1331
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 14: The movie and I was so high when I saw that.

1332
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 2: I didn't expect you to commit it to memory. Wait

1333
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 2: to see it.

1334
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a great boy. That album was amazing, Wow, fantastic.

1335
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about her boobs. Oh yeah, Prince, one

1336
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 2: of the great underrated.

1337
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 14: Your wife, Your wife very you married?

1338
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 3: Right?

1339
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm married? Are you?

1340
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: Is she very secure with with her that you can

1341
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 1: talk about other women now, she's not get because nothing.

1342
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 14: Jealousy is the worst thing in a relationship.

1343
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 12: I think she's okay with me talking about boobs that

1344
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 12: I saw when I was thirteen in the Purple Rain movie,

1345
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 12: Like that's all I did.

1346
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if like you went outside and it was

1347
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: a new just outside, yeah, she would not be happy

1348
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 1: about She doesn't want me to see boobs.

1349
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 9: Now, Like if you said China, like random breast boobs, that.

1350
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,439
Speaker 8: Past breast, that fresh breast.

1351
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: Fresh new bile breast. Yeah, that's no good. Yeah under

1352
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 2: the morning. Yeah, see look at that. That's what we

1353
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 2: do here.

1354
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 3: M hm.

1355
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a seven city tour, so

1356
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: I had to go to I had to go to

1357
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: New York to do a television show. I think it

1358
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: was like, what's his name? I'm blanking man, You've been

1359
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 1: on so many shows you but it's taking over Leno's show.

1360
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 1: So I wanted to miss love with my wife. And

1361
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: we have this rescue dog. I don't know anything about

1362
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: dogscuse I. This is the first dog I ever had.

1363
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: So I see my wife, she's getting putting up pajamas on,

1364
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: and she she was topless, and all of a sudden,

1365
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 1: you know, look, I love making love to my wife,

1366
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: but I'm getting older and in my back, and I

1367
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: still have the one rotator from Pittsburgh.

1368
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 14: You know, and then it affects your Your penis your rotator.

1369
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 2: You know, everything's connected.

1370
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 5: Wait, your rotator is in the same place as everyone

1371
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 5: else connected, and.

1372
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: There's pulleys and levers. If you pull your rotator, your

1373
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: tongue will go up. And they believe me, you're.

1374
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 2: Like a puppet. I feel. I know what.

1375
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: Let me get to the point so that my wife's

1376
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: the master. People who have dogs know this. If you

1377
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: get a rescue particularly whoever feeds the dog and walks

1378
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 1: the dog, that's that's you're the master.

1379
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 14: I'm just like nothing.

1380
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, she loves me, but once my wife

1381
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: comes in, she'll just say, hey, hey, I'm leaving you

1382
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: jew boy, and that's it.

1383
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 2: She just jumps over an anti Semitic rescue dog.

1384
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 14: She put her.

1385
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 2: I tried to put a skull cap bon her and

1386
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 2: she bit me.

1387
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: This will happened. So I jumped on my wife in

1388
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: the close. We stopped making asses because I had to

1389
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 1: make love before I went to New York. I just

1390
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: wanted to leave, you know, in a good way. She

1391
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 1: gets undressed.

1392
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 2: It's me.

1393
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm the problem. I because in my bag, I got

1394
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: two bad discs. I got the one rotator. I mean,

1395
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm in my sixties. You know, it's not the same.

1396
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: She's younger than me, but she she'll she'll make love

1397
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: anytime I want. Basically, I'm the I'm the problem. Did

1398
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 1: I get tired?

1399
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1400
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: And I love making you know. I mean, I'm not

1401
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: trying to make excuses, but I'm you know, I'm getting older. Trained,

1402
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm not seventeen, you know what I'm saying, but that,

1403
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: but I felt like eighteen at this moment. I take

1404
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,919
Speaker 1: her clothes off, I ripped my clothes off. We jump

1405
01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: into bed, and the dog Luna Luna Lewis jumps on

1406
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: the bed and pushes me off of my wife and

1407
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: stands up on her hind legs between my wife's breasts

1408
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: with a pause out like she's like al Lei, and

1409
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: starts punching me.

1410
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 2: That's so good, so that dog.

1411
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: Yes, she claiming my wife's body like it was her body.

1412
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 2: Dog didn't pee on the corner of the bad.

1413
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 14: The bottom lines. I have two lesbians living with me now,

1414
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 14: which is fine. I like lesbians.

1415
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm just saying she's not allowing me to have intercourse

1416
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: unless I lock her out of the room.

1417
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 14: And then she starts.

1418
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 2: Crying, crying and scratching at the door.

1419
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 14: That's exactly right. And I can't get a thing. I

1420
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 14: can't get throws off. Yeah, I mean direction dry is

1421
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 14: supposed to be.

1422
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 2: The only one crying when you're making love to your wife.

1423
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 2: How do you know that? I had a hunch.

1424
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 14: You know what I screamed during in rogasm? Hilaris hilarious

1425
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 14: all weekend?

1426
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 2: Hilarius.

1427
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 14: Huh, Nick, do you hear it? Why God, God forbid

1428
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 14: you give me a dinner one night?

1429
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 1: There's no dressing room and I haven't gotten one meal

1430
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 1: yet there yet, And I bring Jackson Brown in there,

1431
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: j D. Salad, I bring people from the Rock and

1432
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 1: Wall Hall of Fame. Not one meal and no dressing room,

1433
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: dressing room by tomorrow night. Nick, I'm telling you right now,

1434
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: what more should you have to do for the room,

1435
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,879
Speaker 1: like walking through a crowd? Like it's like Julius Caesar,

1436
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: you know. And I'm gonna be like Smartacus. What if

1437
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 1: I have a bad set? First of all, if I

1438
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: have a bad chet and I had to walk back

1439
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: through the crowd, I'll kill twenty of them.

1440
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 2: Unpacked the lion. Good thing. You don't have bad sets.

1441
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 7: I have.

1442
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 14: Everyone has badchests from it.

1443
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 2: Now you don't. You don't have murder twenty people. Yeah,

1444
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 2: bad sets? You don't bomb. That's a great sentence. You

1445
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 2: don't have murder twenty people. Like that would be a

1446
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 2: really bad set. If you murder twenty people, yeah, that

1447
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 2: would be it.

1448
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 14: That would suck.

1449
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 2: Would they still count against the door? They get the

1450
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 2: two drinks.

1451
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: With all the respect to Nick club owners that should

1452
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: all be on Hell's Island.

1453
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 2: Not to put fins.

1454
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: And he's the best in the country, Okay, I have

1455
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,759
Speaker 1: had I have you know, you get these little crap

1456
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: bonuses when you sell out. First of all, on my

1457
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 1: own dime, I do pr and I feel obligated. A

1458
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: lot of young comics fee, oh, I don't want to

1459
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 1: do radio. I love radio. I love meeting guys like you.

1460
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: You guys have a great show and it's fun. A

1461
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 1: lot of shows sucked. I just you know, blowing smoke up.

1462
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,439
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, but.

1463
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: You know, but you do it. You're obligated to the owner.

1464
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 2: You know he's paying you.

1465
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: But you know, if they have one or two sell outs,

1466
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: they make a fortune, you know, and you're doing five

1467
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: or six shows. So it's fine. Look, it's America. It's

1468
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: cool and I love I love hearing people laugh. You know,

1469
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: the world's chaotic, it's all all that stuff. But a

1470
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 1: lot of these young managers they lie. It's like once

1471
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: I had like triple like it was standing room only

1472
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: with three around. Okay, So I walked and I had

1473
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: six shows, so I said, and I knew what I

1474
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: was getting per bonus. I went, well, that's one down,

1475
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: five to go. And he says, and he says, now

1476
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: you missed by one. I said, pardon me, and he

1477
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 1: pulled a bridge chair. I didn't see this, but someone

1478
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,760
Speaker 1: told me out of a closet and you put a

1479
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:03,719
Speaker 1: bridge chair out.

1480
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 2: He says, you missed it by one.

1481
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll always find a way to screw a bridge chair.

1482
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,679
Speaker 1: So I was I was sober. If I wasn't sober,

1483
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: I would.

1484
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 2: Have killed them. The old maybe we'll have you backstick. Well.

1485
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: No, Then I called the owner and I said, you know,

1486
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,639
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. You know, this is a lot

1487
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 1: of crap.

1488
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 2: But they you know, they'll they'll they'll have you drive.

1489
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 1: Not nick I'm saying some club I don't do that

1490
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: many clubs, but when I do them, I make sure

1491
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: I like the owners. Generally it's hard though to find,

1492
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 1: you know, But I mean, uh, you know, they'll they'll

1493
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: have you drive one hundred miles to a bakery to

1494
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 1: cut a string, to open a bakery just to get

1495
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: two comps and not comps two people to get two drinks.

1496
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you do in theaters?

1497
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: I do do theaters, I know, but why did you

1498
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: exclusively do theaters?

1499
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1500
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 1: I love clubs. Clubs is like when our started. It's

1501
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 1: probably where I.

1502
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 5: I mean, just just to divert yourself there they're not

1503
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 5: pulling bridge chairs into a you know, but it's not

1504
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 5: always that there.

1505
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm pulling out bad stories. I mean some clubs. I

1506
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: mean I'm doing the club in Chicago' done for thirty

1507
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: three years. It's the thirtieth anniversary. So I mean, you

1508
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 1: know some some club owners I owe a lot to

1509
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: is that Zanies Zany's and Carolines. I've been doing it

1510
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: for thirty years. So and they treat you like a king. Yeah,

1511
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 1: they put you in greater sweets and it's beautiful.

1512
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 2: Who's a Zanies that still?

1513
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 9: Bert?

1514
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? God?

1515
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, Rooky who had passed away two years ago.

1516
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 2: He ran the joint. Hey John, Hey, Alan, Yeah, Hey.

1517
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 17: I just wanted to tell Richard I've always enjoyed his work.

1518
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 17: Thanks bro, keep up the good Sobriety, you know that's great.

1519
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 6: Appreciate it, and I enjoyed.

1520
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 17: I can't remember the name of the movie. It was

1521
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 17: when you played the King.

1522
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh Robin Meta tights Yeah, my bulls. Remember the movie thank.

1523
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 17: You, thank you? And I remember watching you younger years ago.

1524
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 14: It was twenty years ago that movie man.

1525
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, and you played the dad on seven to seven.

1526
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: I know that Catholic show. If the only Jew ever

1527
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 1: on that show. And when I'm at airports, little kids go,

1528
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,840
Speaker 1: there's the Jew, and they chased me.

1529
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 9: Through the airport with your rescue dog in tow. I

1530
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:12,560
Speaker 9: gotta break here. Do you have to go the bathroom?

1531
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 9: He's gotta go. I gotta go anyway. It was fantastic, guys,

1532
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,320
Speaker 9: Thank you very much for coming.

1533
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:22,360
Speaker 6: Having me on the show shownmms.

1534
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 18: Okay, so being called an audio eight crime by Ohio

1535
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 18: Quilter Magazine wasn't our proudest moment all got.

1536
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 5: Show ons Alan you were talking about.

1537
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,599
Speaker 2: You played that dog psychic.

1538
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 5: I played this lady who's trying to get a following

1539
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 5: going over there on TikTok yesterday, as she calls herself

1540
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 5: an animal communicator but considers herself a medium and said

1541
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 5: that the number one peeve that dogs have, of course,

1542
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,520
Speaker 5: because they tell her all the time.

1543
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 2: Like she's David Berkowitz.

1544
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 5: They tell her that they really don't like their bowl

1545
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 5: being up against the wall because then they're staring at

1546
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 5: a wall. All I turned my dog's bowl away from

1547
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 5: the wall, and my dog profusely thanked me, and then

1548
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 5: I told my dog that you refused to do this

1549
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 5: for your dog. And called the dog's psychic lady mentally ill.

1550
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 5: And he wanted me to tell you that you are

1551
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 5: a sadistic son of a bitch.

1552
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 2: How about that? What to unpack there?

1553
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 5: There is a lot of communication going. I hope that

1554
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 5: lady doesn't think she's got the market cornered on being

1555
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 5: an animal communicator, because this guy or woman talking to

1556
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,600
Speaker 5: their dog and the dog is a done thing, very

1557
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,799
Speaker 5: highly a me ros.

1558
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 2: Nothing I can do about that.

1559
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 5: I don't know your dog, and quite frankly, your dog

1560
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,559
Speaker 5: don't know me, and.

1561
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 2: Now I don't want to.

1562
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 5: And now with that kind of attitude, yeah, eh, the

1563
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 5: dog can kiss my ass.

1564
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 2: Yes.

1565
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,719
Speaker 5: Happy to see Kyle Kanaane Man. That guy is funny, dude,

1566
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 5: very funny dude.

1567
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 2: You weren't kidding.

1568
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 5: So I hope you get a chance to see him

1569
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,360
Speaker 5: this weekend at Hilarities.

1570
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,839
Speaker 2: I put the I put his special on my YouTube

1571
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 2: so I can check that out.

1572
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,679
Speaker 5: With Whiskey Icarus, Yeah, the newest one was Dirt n App.

1573
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 5: That was a Bobcat Golfwait directed that last year. But

1574
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:22,120
Speaker 5: Whiskey Icarus is probably ten years old, and I think

1575
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 5: it's so It's just I was a lying to him.

1576
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 5: It's just one of those hours that I don't ever

1577
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 5: hear people. Really, it doesn't spring to mind, and I

1578
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,600
Speaker 5: just I think it's a modern classic and now and

1579
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,639
Speaker 5: again that's me Rob.

1580
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 2: I got my own thing going on. Dave, you're a fan, right,

1581
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 2: go ahead? Okay?

1582
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 5: And as soon as he started talking, I recognized the.

1583
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 2: Comedy CHOICETERM Comedy Central. Yeah.

1584
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 5: I was reading about how best Buy is going to

1585
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:58,640
Speaker 5: be starting their Black Friday stuff on Halloween, and I

1586
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 5: was like, in other news, best Buy still exists. I

1587
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 5: didn't know best Buy was still a thing. They still

1588
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 5: have stores. Of course, best Buy. You don't go to

1589
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 5: the stores, no, oh I do. I didn't know they

1590
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 5: were still around. If I needed something, like if I

1591
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 5: needed a television tomorrow, that's the first place I would

1592
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 5: think to go. You wouldn't just buy it off Amazon. No,

1593
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 5: what are you gonna tell me? Fries in Circuit City

1594
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 5: are still happening too? What about ABC Warehouse? Those aren't

1595
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,799
Speaker 5: their smart ass? But the others?

1596
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 2: Is best Buy the last one standing? I think so.

1597
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 5: I know for a while they were trying to be

1598
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 5: all things to all people, probably just hanging on by

1599
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 5: their fingernails that were like Hey, we sell VCRs and

1600
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 5: DVD players and candy and hair dryers and okay, okay, yeah,

1601
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 5: there used to be the only one I remember was

1602
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,080
Speaker 5: the one to steal Lyard.

1603
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 2: I think that one's long gone. I couldn't tell you.

1604
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 5: Clearly, I'm in the outside of this, but I couldn't

1605
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 5: tell you the last time I saw best Buy. I'm

1606
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 5: not joking. I thought they were all gone. I didn't

1607
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,560
Speaker 5: know there were any brick and mortar best Buy. I

1608
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 5: think there's one out by you. I'm almost positive there

1609
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 5: probably is, but I don't know where it is.

1610
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what, there's one?

1611
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay there, But again, you can never tell these

1612
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 5: places are like open.

1613
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 2: Or just there. There's one in Avon.

1614
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 5: There's one next to the Walmart in Avon, behind the circle.

1615
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 5: K Jesus, I haven't walked into a best Buy in

1616
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 5: fifteen years.

1617
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 2: Oh I am a I am a fan. Oh really?

1618
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 17: Yeah?

1619
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:28,639
Speaker 2: Ye, well then this is for you Black Friday. Oops. Sorry,

1620
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,599
Speaker 2: what was that? That was my watch hitting the side

1621
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 2: of the microphone. Sorry about that.

1622
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 5: No, that's okay, I thought it was something else. Somebody's

1623
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,599
Speaker 5: texting me about his sex farts earlier. Yeah, I had

1624
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 5: that on the brain. So this is for you. Then

1625
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:51,480
Speaker 5: Best Buys Black Friday will begin one week from today high.

1626
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 2: Door buster deals.

1627
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 5: I don't need anything big this year, and my wife

1628
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,639
Speaker 5: will like any time I go to buy a television

1629
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 5: or whatever, She's like, can you just check the prices

1630
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 5: at Costco or something first?

1631
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1632
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 5: And I'm like I could, But I like going to

1633
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 5: Best Buy. I like walking around. Maybe I'll go in.

1634
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, we are in an age now where

1635
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:16,880
Speaker 5: you can get an amazing giant off brand television for

1636
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 5: like six hundred dollars. You know, there's some people buying

1637
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 5: like four thousand dollars televisions. You can get amazing Chinese

1638
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 5: television brands you've never heard of before. And sure they're

1639
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,759
Speaker 5: probably full of malware that's gonna you know, record everything

1640
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 5: in your home. But whatever, what isn't right? I upgraded

1641
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,240
Speaker 5: to the new Alexa thing today.

1642
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:39,719
Speaker 2: Have you done that yet? Alexa Plus? Oh God for you?

1643
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 2: Can I still talk to my dad.

1644
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 5: I don't mean to change anything because that's the only

1645
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 5: communication I have with my father.

1646
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 2: Your further, speaking from the.

1647
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 5: Election, I don't even know what Alexa plus is. I

1648
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 5: have two Alexas in my home. Pretty sure. One of

1649
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:59,839
Speaker 5: them is unplugged, and literally the other one is only

1650
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,240
Speaker 5: for my daughter to like ask what the weather is

1651
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,639
Speaker 5: gonna be. That's pretty much what I do with mine.

1652
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 5: But today it asked would you like to upgrade to

1653
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,920
Speaker 5: Alexa Plus? And I said yes, And it's not an

1654
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 5: it's a free upgrade. So it basically eliminates the Alexa

1655
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 5: voice that you know, and it sounds more like a

1656
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 5: person and it's AI drive. God please no, So I

1657
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 5: did it, and then I had to warn my family no.

1658
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 5: So just the heads up, Alex is gonna sound different,

1659
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,679
Speaker 5: and you don't. The cool thing is now you don't

1660
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 5: have to say Alexa again. Like if you say, hey, Alexa,

1661
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 5: what's the weather, and she goes, it's gonna be blah

1662
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 5: blah blah. Today, you don't have to go, hey, Alexa,

1663
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,080
Speaker 5: what's the weather tomorrow?

1664
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 2: Right? It just she'll stay on and you can say,

1665
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 2: but what about tomorrow.

1666
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,719
Speaker 9: Hey, rabbit's gonna be cold today? How about that the Pope.

1667
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 5: I can talk to the Pope as by Alexa voice.

1668
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 5: There is like five or six different voices. What's the tweak.

1669
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:59,400
Speaker 5: She sounds completely different, and it's it's more AI driven,

1670
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 5: and it learns you were.

1671
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 2: Intuitive an algorithmic. I see, ye. Yeah, so it's like,

1672
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 2: you know, what kind of music do you like? I

1673
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 2: just don't at any music. I mean, yeah, I just

1674
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,680
Speaker 2: don't ever use the Alexa.

1675
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 5: My agent, my late agent, got me one one year,

1676
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:19,760
Speaker 5: like the first year they were out, and somebody else

1677
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,439
Speaker 5: got me another one. So I literally have two of

1678
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 5: them in my house. One of them isn't even plugged in.

1679
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,600
Speaker 5: And because listen, you can really if you're one of

1680
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,760
Speaker 5: those people that's like trying to like make your smart home, right,

1681
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:35,280
Speaker 5: walk in, hey, turn on the lights, all that stuff,

1682
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,120
Speaker 5: I'm fine using switches.

1683
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 2: You can use it for a lot of stuff.

1684
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 5: Obviously, now they scaled way back on like the R

1685
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 5: and D for that, because it was they were only

1686
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,639
Speaker 5: rolling those out so people would buy more crap from Amazon,

1687
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 5: and when they realized that's not what people were doing,

1688
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,040
Speaker 5: they basically decimated that department. I don't even think they're

1689
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 5: doing any any kind of I'm surprised to hear that.

1690
01:19:58,439 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 5: I don't think they were doing any more. And Dan

1691
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 5: Alexa because they're like, okay, we thought people were again,

1692
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 5: they just want you to buy more crap. And so

1693
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 5: they're like yeah, you can do a shopping list. Well,

1694
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,000
Speaker 5: that's probably people were just like what's the weather, Like,

1695
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 5: what time is it place?

1696
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 2: Spotify?

1697
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,599
Speaker 5: You know, it's probably how they're rolling it out though,

1698
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 5: is by how people use it, you know what I mean,

1699
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 5: Like if you're using it in that assistant way, in

1700
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 5: any way at all.

1701
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 2: You know, times are tough, Allen.

1702
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,799
Speaker 5: I had to cut back from two to one personal assistant,

1703
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 5: I know, you know, so now that I have this

1704
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,920
Speaker 5: Alexa plus thing, I feel like I'm sort of back

1705
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 5: to like one and.

1706
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 2: A half now.

1707
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 5: I don't want to tell tales out of school, but

1708
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 5: I was talking to one of our colleagues. He said,

1709
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 5: and he told me, I go, that can't possibly be true.

1710
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:41,679
Speaker 5: He told me that you are down to caviare only

1711
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:42,960
Speaker 5: four times a week.

1712
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 2: No, actually, jesus, I can't believe you brought that up.

1713
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,160
Speaker 5: It's it's worse than that, man, It's it's four times

1714
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 5: a month.

1715
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,000
Speaker 2: What I'm doing it once a week now, Jesus.

1716
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:58,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, listen, I just went through stupid contract negotiations.

1717
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 2: These guys, these guys weren't ponying up at ay.

1718
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,320
Speaker 9: Do they decimated your Cavia budget?

1719
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,280
Speaker 5: Dude, I'm like, you know, did you guys not look

1720
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:10,120
Speaker 5: at the news? Do you not see the increase in

1721
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 5: prices of things? And you want to give me a

1722
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 5: seventy five percent raise, I'm like, I need at least

1723
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,679
Speaker 5: one hundred percent this term.

1724
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 9: I thought all of that beluga poaching was really gonna

1725
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 9: make Weren't you investing in a company that was poaching

1726
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 9: beluga whales?

1727
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:23,360
Speaker 15: Yes?

1728
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that didn't. That didn't pan out all. No, No,

1729
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:28,599
Speaker 2: I ended up.

1730
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 5: I thought there was more of the blubber thing than

1731
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 5: there was and I just didn't didn't pan out. So, yeah,

1732
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 5: I had to let an assistant go, and that's probably

1733
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 5: a bad time for them to be looking for a job.

1734
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 5: I know, listen, you think it didn't hurt. I mean

1735
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 5: you figure, you know that poor girl was I'm making

1736
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars a year. One

1737
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 5: of my assistants to nothing.

1738
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,400
Speaker 2: And you can only probably give her a hundred week severance.

1739
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm like, look, I was like, I'm gonna

1740
01:21:53,479 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 5: take carry as long as I can. I still got

1741
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 5: around my benefits, her whole family. Yeah, you know, I

1742
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,720
Speaker 5: feel like an ass Yeah, I'm gonna do man, And

1743
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 5: she just moved her family from Juaatema.

1744
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, just moved.

1745
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:06,839
Speaker 6: Wow.

1746
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 5: I think one of her kids is still there. He's

1747
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 5: like six. He's making a long ways driving.

1748
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,880
Speaker 2: So it's really gonna take a long time to get here. Yeah.

1749
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,000
Speaker 5: And when he does get here, she's gonna have to

1750
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 5: look a little Javier in the eye and say, I

1751
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 5: lost my job.

1752
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,400
Speaker 2: No, she has a cuter voice, and that should say

1753
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 2: I lost my job.

1754
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 5: I lost my job. And he's gonna go, what's a job?

1755
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 5: You had a job here in the United States?

1756
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,640
Speaker 2: My job. I'm gonna go.

1757
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 5: I don't say I did I heeart did I heeart did? Yes,

1758
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:44,040
Speaker 5: it wasn't me Trump Economy did. I would have kept

1759
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,519
Speaker 5: you around forever. Now.

1760
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,800
Speaker 2: It's poor Javier, and tell him, you know you think

1761
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm not.

1762
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:53,559
Speaker 5: Human, So caveat once once a week, once a week, yeah,

1763
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 5: only four times a month now.

1764
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 2: Man, it's don't believe the headlines.

1765
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 5: Boy, these are the front lines of the Trump accom.

1766
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 5: This is what everybody is hurting. Unless you're a billionaire.

1767
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 5: He loves you. It's just it's a tough world, man.

1768
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,559
Speaker 5: Everybody's struggling a little bit more than they were before.

1769
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,760
Speaker 5: You know, people I mean, I don't. I don't know

1770
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:13,120
Speaker 5: the price of ground b for milk, but the things

1771
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 5: that I enjoy I know the price of it.

1772
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 2: I can't.

1773
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:19,080
Speaker 5: I mean, I can't buy Camist by the case like

1774
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:19,839
Speaker 5: I was before.

1775
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,080
Speaker 2: Right, it's not it's not fair man.

1776
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:25,880
Speaker 5: So this wine, I was paying one hundred dollars a

1777
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 5: bottle before one hundred and twenty hundred and forty.

1778
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,160
Speaker 2: Now what are you crazy? At a casement? How am

1779
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 2: I supposed to survive on that? Yeah, man, you're living

1780
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 2: that life. I don't know anything about that. I'm not

1781
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 2: living that life. Was going back.

1782
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:44,840
Speaker 5: I I only have one driver. Yeah, you know how

1783
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,599
Speaker 5: I feel about that. I don't like my driver of

1784
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 5: the Sedan driving the Tahoe when I'm with my family.

1785
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't like it.

1786
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:56,320
Speaker 5: Rob actually has his Sedan's retro fitted so that both

1787
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,919
Speaker 5: sides of the front seat have steering wheels and pedals,

1788
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,559
Speaker 5: so you know, like the old driver's ed cars. So

1789
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,719
Speaker 5: he has two drivers in the same car. It would

1790
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,439
Speaker 5: seem to be redundant. That would seem to be the

1791
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:12,280
Speaker 5: first place that you could curtail some redundancies. But nope,

1792
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,639
Speaker 5: not doing it. He's not He's not riffing his driver. No, well,

1793
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,240
Speaker 5: I mean I had to one of them had to go.

1794
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:20,719
Speaker 5: The sedan driver had to go. And I really don't

1795
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 5: like the fact that my sedan driver, my regular you know,

1796
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 5: you know Jim, my regular driver. Oh I thought his

1797
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 5: name was Dan and you called him Sadan Dan. No, No,

1798
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:29,680
Speaker 5: Dan is the one that drives the issuev. But that

1799
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,800
Speaker 5: is let the wrong guy go. You really did, I

1800
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:36,320
Speaker 5: really did bet. I bet anything that either one of

1801
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:39,720
Speaker 5: them could have driven either. Yeah, it was actually it

1802
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 5: was very It was a vanity thing for me. Yeah,

1803
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,720
Speaker 5: because Jim looked much better drive than the Tahoe than

1804
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:45,760
Speaker 5: Dan would have.

1805
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 2: What sa Dan? Dan makes so much more Dan? Yeah?

1806
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,960
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, God, why didn't I do that? Allen, here's

1807
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,920
Speaker 5: a shocker. There's also a brick and mortar radio shack

1808
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:00,320
Speaker 5: in Columbiana, Ohio. Well that sounds way out the there.

1809
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 5: Where's Columbiana. Everybody's getting me hipped all the best Buys?

1810
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,839
Speaker 2: All right? Or is it best Buy? Like attorneys General?

1811
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:11,599
Speaker 5: Okay, good, well, then I'm then I guess for their sake,

1812
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 5: I'm happy to be corrected. I just did not know

1813
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 5: that best buy was still a thing. I did not

1814
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:23,040
Speaker 5: know that that there were still radio shacks. I thought

1815
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 5: every single one of those were closed. This company bought

1816
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 5: a bunch of them and they're renaming them podcast shacks.

1817
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:41,000
Speaker 2: I wonder if they still sell all of the uh

1818
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,479
Speaker 2: you know, like a little transistors and things like that

1819
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 2: like they did before.

1820
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:48,120
Speaker 5: Oh, probably not. They're mostly selling uh. When we were

1821
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:52,200
Speaker 5: in Independence, there was a radio shack down there up

1822
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,080
Speaker 5: the road there in Parma, like broad View and Snow

1823
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 5: or whatever that is.

1824
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 2: And now it's like a vape shop or something.

1825
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 5: But I would go in there every so often, and

1826
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:04,040
Speaker 5: they were mostly selling things for like people took to

1827
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:07,280
Speaker 5: tinker with old radios and stuff. But you know, but

1828
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:11,160
Speaker 5: then they would sell like, you know, more modern day

1829
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,640
Speaker 5: gadgets and things like that. Was kind of like a

1830
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:18,600
Speaker 5: like a the hell sharper image.

1831
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:19,559
Speaker 2: Where you can go and get your CBE radio.

1832
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:21,759
Speaker 5: That's what I always remember dicking around with a radio

1833
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,000
Speaker 5: shack was the CBS they had all they were all

1834
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,200
Speaker 5: like set up on their own little display.

1835
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:29,840
Speaker 2: Case asure them on rubber duck.

1836
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 5: There's only six locations in the country. I thought Nick

1837
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 5: Cannon was their chief creative officer or something.

1838
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:39,479
Speaker 2: Right, it really didn't work.

1839
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:45,559
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, well, does I say more about them or him? Well,

1840
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 5: our buddy Ethan and Rochester Allen. Times are not tough.

1841
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:55,479
Speaker 5: I went from a luxury car to two luxury cars

1842
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:59,200
Speaker 5: and two luxury race cars. Also from two big bootied

1843
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,160
Speaker 5: honeys to one ball to two eight balls.

1844
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:06,759
Speaker 19: I'll tell you what, that's pretty awesome. He is living man.

1845
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:10,680
Speaker 5: He shot me an email yesterday. He's like, hey, man,

1846
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,240
Speaker 5: I heard about the food fighters thing. Do you want

1847
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,479
Speaker 5: to go Haves. He's on a box. He's like, I

1848
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:18,120
Speaker 5: probably only need two tickets and I'm like, so, why

1849
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:20,639
Speaker 5: would you want to go Haves. He's on a box. Yeah,

1850
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:21,320
Speaker 5: He's like, I don't care.

1851
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 2: I got money.

1852
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,760
Speaker 5: Yeah he does, Well, you pay for the whole thing.

1853
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:26,360
Speaker 5: And I'll go, yeah, how about that? He hit me

1854
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:28,479
Speaker 5: and I'll go, yeah, he hit me up. I want

1855
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 5: to go Haves. He's on a box.

1856
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,040
Speaker 2: I go, I don't know. She a blonde. Hey oh,

1857
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:37,880
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. I can't wait for that show. Rob's

1858
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 2: assistant had to fire her assistant. Wow, times are tough.

1859
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,120
Speaker 5: Well, the one that I let go, I'm sure she

1860
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,479
Speaker 5: did off. I talked to her since I mean, I

1861
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:50,200
Speaker 5: had Melissa do it because pussy. But you know, honey

1862
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:53,479
Speaker 5: wall you fire my assistant. She's like, why can't you

1863
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:58,040
Speaker 5: just do it? I'm like, I mean I feel bad. Yeah,

1864
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 5: best Buy brook Park and Ridge all right right by

1865
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 5: our house outlet. Okay, So now that people are reminding me,

1866
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:06,320
Speaker 5: I'm remembering, yeah.

1867
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:06,679
Speaker 2: Right thereby.

1868
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,080
Speaker 5: Where is that by the way Ridge Ridge Road? Like

1869
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:11,479
Speaker 5: in Parma, our house outlet.

1870
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,479
Speaker 9: It's right next door to Best Buy in Parma in Parma,

1871
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,920
Speaker 9: Okayrook Park and Ridge Road.

1872
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:16,599
Speaker 2: I missed that part.

1873
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:19,000
Speaker 5: So the a Sweeties is over there and it's by

1874
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 5: Ridge Park. It's across the highway from Ridge Park Center.

1875
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 5: I think where the movie theaters and the TJ Max all.

1876
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:26,760
Speaker 5: I need a new couch and someone was saying to

1877
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,160
Speaker 5: go check that place out. Yeah, so that's I'm gonna

1878
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,519
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be cause I've never I mean all the

1879
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 5: joking aside, I could never afford like a regular couch,

1880
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:36,960
Speaker 5: like I was looking at one with my wife. We

1881
01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 5: were at the mall and Akron what is that called?

1882
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,240
Speaker 5: I forget Summit Mall and they have a store in there,

1883
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:44,000
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, check that couch. I'm like,

1884
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,280
Speaker 5: this is so cool. And then a nice sectional, but

1885
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:49,920
Speaker 5: this is awesome. I'm gonna take eleven thousand dollars. There's

1886
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,400
Speaker 5: an our house proper out in Crocker Park, but the

1887
01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:54,240
Speaker 5: outlet in Parama, if it's still there.

1888
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:56,360
Speaker 2: I bought a thing from them years ago and it

1889
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,600
Speaker 2: was pretty solid. I'll check it out. Yeah, next to

1890
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,120
Speaker 2: the best well, okay, best Buy. All right, Well there

1891
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:00,360
Speaker 2: you go.

1892
01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:03,679
Speaker 5: Well, then maybe this weekend I will just rob at

1893
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,960
Speaker 5: your recommendation. I'll just go into a best Buy. Well,

1894
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 5: it's not that I remember there's a one in Avon.

1895
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:12,680
Speaker 5: It's kind of cool to like, I don't know, I

1896
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,439
Speaker 5: like to look at all that kind of stuff. Like

1897
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,200
Speaker 5: I'm a dork when it comes to that sort of stuff.

1898
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:19,040
Speaker 5: You're a very tactile shopper I am, And I just

1899
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,719
Speaker 5: I like to see, like they have that high end room,

1900
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.

1901
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,080
Speaker 2: So you can go and sort of like, oh, that's

1902
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:24,479
Speaker 2: what my.

1903
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:27,640
Speaker 5: Sound system is supposed to smell, sound like, smell like

1904
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:35,360
Speaker 5: my cell system smells smell vision all right, And so

1905
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:38,840
Speaker 5: I have to imagine that they have some pieces of

1906
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 5: audio or video that are tailor made for that room.

1907
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:45,280
Speaker 5: Oh for sure, Oh, crank up dune. And then you'll

1908
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:46,680
Speaker 5: hear how it create this.

1909
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,880
Speaker 2: I think it's Magnolia. I think it's called like their

1910
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:51,880
Speaker 2: high end stuff, and it's yeah, it's awesome. I mean

1911
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,880
Speaker 2: it's it's wild. And bring my own music to check

1912
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:55,720
Speaker 2: the sound, you know.

1913
01:29:55,720 --> 01:30:01,639
Speaker 5: Do whatever you want the audio business, pooh, I cannot.

1914
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 2: Can I play that in there just to check their sound? Listen?

1915
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,400
Speaker 2: I think if you're going to spend that money to

1916
01:30:06,479 --> 01:30:07,400
Speaker 2: let you do whatever you want?

1917
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,479
Speaker 5: Is our traffic girl working at home today? I thought

1918
01:30:09,479 --> 01:30:11,040
Speaker 5: I heard a cat in her.

1919
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 2: I do you hear that? I don't see her out there,

1920
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,800
Speaker 2: so I'm guessing yes, And I would traffic on ninety

1921
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,040
Speaker 2: West between Round fifty seven and Route two.

1922
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:20,920
Speaker 20: The crash is cleared for eighty East after the two

1923
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,720
Speaker 20: seventy one exchange as well.

1924
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,920
Speaker 2: Did you hear that there's a home? Yeah?

1925
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:30,280
Speaker 5: All right, Alan, You guys are talking about cameos. I

1926
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:33,320
Speaker 5: bought a cameo from Mark Cuban and sent it to you.

1927
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh how about that? Wow?

1928
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,920
Speaker 5: Our Cuban the pride of Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania, that's south

1929
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 5: suburban of Pittsburgh. I had a rented a house for

1930
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 5: many years in Mount Lebanon, just down the street from

1931
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:48,439
Speaker 5: his boyhood home. This isn't a cameo. This is from Sora.

1932
01:30:49,439 --> 01:30:51,639
Speaker 5: This is at Ai that you son of a bitch.

1933
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:52,680
Speaker 5: I know what this is.

1934
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. Look it is. It's

1935
01:30:55,200 --> 01:31:00,320
Speaker 2: Mark our Cuban and address. Not a cameo. Wait me

1936
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:08,040
Speaker 2: down the Primrose path here say Alan got Saba, Alan

1937
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:14,679
Speaker 2: got Savian gay? All right? You know what you sir

1938
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:15,519
Speaker 2: or madam?

1939
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:20,200
Speaker 5: Sounds like our Mark Cuban rendered in a denim button

1940
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 5: up dress, singing I'm happy and gay. Now in nineteen twenty,

1941
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:28,720
Speaker 5: that would have been redundant. It sounds like your your

1942
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 5: pal this Sorah. I'll tell you what, man. People are

1943
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:34,639
Speaker 5: just I was talking to Kyle Kanine about this before

1944
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:35,519
Speaker 5: we came on the air.

1945
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:36,920
Speaker 2: We were talking about Ai.

1946
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,519
Speaker 5: And we're so close to the point where people are

1947
01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:41,360
Speaker 5: gonna be like, I don't know what's real.

1948
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,719
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's real anymore.

1949
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,120
Speaker 5: I mean, is it is Trump really in a plane

1950
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:47,160
Speaker 5: dropping poop on people?

1951
01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 3: No?

1952
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:52,080
Speaker 5: Obviously, guy can't even get up steps. But there's so

1953
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 5: many other things. Nobody's gonna think Mark Cuban's an address.

1954
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:58,760
Speaker 5: But those are the absurd examples. It's gonna be so

1955
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:03,080
Speaker 5: used for dis and misinformation. We have no idea what's coming,

1956
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:09,160
Speaker 5: and there's no way to intellectually or even physically process it.

1957
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:15,240
Speaker 5: That's the crazy part. Assuming Rob that this is fake.

1958
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:18,040
Speaker 5: It's got the sore of water Mark logo on it,

1959
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:22,840
Speaker 5: so I'm assuming it's fake. Otherwise, how the hell much

1960
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:25,000
Speaker 5: did this guy pay Mark Cuban to put a dress

1961
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:25,200
Speaker 5: on it?

1962
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 2: Call me gay? Hey, Alan got and he swallows hon

1963
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:34,920
Speaker 2: dogs hole?

1964
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,519
Speaker 5: I wonder if that's the same guy. What is that

1965
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:40,360
Speaker 5: supposed to? Is that supposed to because I'm gay? I

1966
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,240
Speaker 5: swallow hot dogs?

1967
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 2: Hole?

1968
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,519
Speaker 5: Why would you swallow a hot dog hole? Because it's

1969
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:50,479
Speaker 5: they're so delicious you want to But he already said

1970
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:51,040
Speaker 5: I was gay.

1971
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:53,519
Speaker 2: I nobody's saying you eat it that way? Because oh

1972
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:54,719
Speaker 2: that was you enjoy that?

1973
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:57,800
Speaker 5: That was if people didn't understand the subtlety of Mark

1974
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:01,160
Speaker 5: Cuban in address, Allen Cox is happying. I see, That's

1975
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,639
Speaker 5: what I enjoy about certain contingent of our audience. There's

1976
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:06,080
Speaker 5: no laser focused on the subtext.

1977
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:09,280
Speaker 6: The Ellen Cox Show on one hundred.

1978
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:13,320
Speaker 8: Calm.

1979
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 16: Relieve put this on your man. You think you know

1980
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:22,519
Speaker 16: what all you're just oftan But a piece talk about cool.

1981
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:25,600
Speaker 18: Another satisfied customer The Alan.

1982
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,719
Speaker 2: Cox Show, I hate it, the show sucks.

1983
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:30,360
Speaker 6: On one hundred point seven MMS.

1984
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:34,680
Speaker 2: Comedian Robert Kelly is here. I'm going to try.

1985
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 5: To not hypnotize him with my whatever everything. He is

1986
01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:43,320
Speaker 5: doing shows with Bill Squire. Aaron Putnam is on these

1987
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:46,439
Speaker 5: as well. Yes, yes, very funny Chicago guy. Yes, uh

1988
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:49,720
Speaker 5: Tomorrow night they're gonna be at the Walrus in Columbus.

1989
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,600
Speaker 5: They will be here in Lakewood to play the Winchester

1990
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,280
Speaker 5: on Friday for Valentine. He does He does Good and

1991
01:33:56,439 --> 01:33:59,960
Speaker 5: Cincinnati on Saturday at Taft's brew Poorium. You can go

1992
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:03,719
Speaker 5: to Robert kellylive dot com for all the information. Before

1993
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:08,040
Speaker 5: the break, Bill sprang it on Bobby that he wanted

1994
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:11,400
Speaker 5: to him to do his punishment, Bill's polar Blast punishment.

1995
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,880
Speaker 5: If you're watching live at alancoture dot com, you can

1996
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:18,480
Speaker 5: see how Bill has prepared himself for this. The punishments

1997
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:21,439
Speaker 5: for the polar blast right for Bill is that he

1998
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:24,880
Speaker 5: agreed to have his hair cut in a bowl cut

1999
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 5: style and that he would shave his face clean of

2000
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:31,559
Speaker 5: his beard. Now Bill's Squire with no beard looks like

2001
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:34,800
Speaker 5: a very very young boy, and so at least in

2002
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:35,679
Speaker 5: the photos that I've.

2003
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:37,439
Speaker 12: Seen, I'm going to look very young. And then the

2004
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:39,080
Speaker 12: haircut on top of it is going to be pretty

2005
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:39,599
Speaker 12: bad too.

2006
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:41,559
Speaker 2: But and I was gonna do.

2007
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:44,559
Speaker 12: This next week, but I have to renew my license,

2008
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 12: and I thought, how great would it be for the

2009
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:48,800
Speaker 12: next four or five?

2010
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:51,400
Speaker 2: You how long? How long is the license? Four years?

2011
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:54,720
Speaker 12: So however long that last is going to be this

2012
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,559
Speaker 12: bowl cut every time I show my ID, which is

2013
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:01,560
Speaker 12: also like the TSA pre check ID that they do

2014
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:02,040
Speaker 12: in Ohio.

2015
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:05,960
Speaker 2: Now, so if I'm flying anywhere, I'd be like here, but.

2016
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:08,240
Speaker 5: You're also it's also gonna it's gonna take extra long

2017
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:09,760
Speaker 5: to get anywhere because they're gonna look at that, and

2018
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 5: it's gonna look so different from how you will eventually

2019
01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 5: look again that they're going to be like this can't

2020
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:15,640
Speaker 5: possibly be.

2021
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:19,200
Speaker 2: Just stay that way for four years, Just keep it going.

2022
01:35:19,439 --> 01:35:23,360
Speaker 21: Try to try to form a cult where everybody has cut,

2023
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:24,519
Speaker 21: they just look like that.

2024
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:29,080
Speaker 5: Get them all the same suits, the purple or something

2025
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:33,240
Speaker 5: called the bull cut bowl cult, the bull cult.

2026
01:35:35,479 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 11: Now, the only way to see this is on the

2027
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:40,000
Speaker 11: live stream. Nobody's posting this on social media, So go

2028
01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 11: to anufacture dot com and watch the live stream. This

2029
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:44,240
Speaker 11: is this is the best day of my life. You

2030
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,040
Speaker 11: guys understand how excited I am right now.

2031
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:47,120
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.

2032
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:49,880
Speaker 11: Winning this cooler bass punishment is just oh my god,

2033
01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:50,400
Speaker 11: it's good.

2034
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,720
Speaker 2: Undefeated. What did you? What did? How did you? What

2035
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:55,200
Speaker 2: did you do?

2036
01:35:55,439 --> 01:35:59,559
Speaker 11: I was the fastest to snow tube one my team one.

2037
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:00,559
Speaker 8: We had six of us.

2038
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:01,439
Speaker 2: We went five one.

2039
01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:03,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, I went snowtubing. My team went five and one,

2040
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:05,880
Speaker 11: and then second place was what three and three?

2041
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:07,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was three and three.

2042
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 8: We slaughtered Bobby if you're familiar with the term.

2043
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:14,480
Speaker 2: I remember she slaughtered. Yeah, she did. She destroyed the

2044
01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:17,120
Speaker 2: our teams. Yeah. I broke my ribs last year snow tube.

2045
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:20,120
Speaker 21: Yeah, I did nine hundred miles an hour down the

2046
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:23,599
Speaker 21: mountain and literally went past the snow and hit dirt.

2047
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've been that in pastures.

2048
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,559
Speaker 12: But this year it snowed like just as is going,

2049
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:30,600
Speaker 12: so it wasn't that fast, so there's running involved. I

2050
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,679
Speaker 12: still did okay because I had a lot of masks,

2051
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:36,559
Speaker 12: but my other teammates didn't to come through. And in

2052
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 12: past years of punishments I've had to do, I had

2053
01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:41,559
Speaker 12: to get shocked with like a like a taser.

2054
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 2: Yes.

2055
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:43,960
Speaker 12: And then one year I had to wear dolphin earing

2056
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,799
Speaker 12: for a couple of months. Dolphin r a Daly Dolphin

2057
01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:51,120
Speaker 12: earing like a Miami Dolphin. One was dolphins in a circle. Yeah,

2058
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:54,200
Speaker 12: So I wore that for about three months or something,

2059
01:36:54,479 --> 01:36:55,040
Speaker 12: and then.

2060
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:56,080
Speaker 8: Uh had a perm.

2061
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,040
Speaker 2: I had a perm but that was actually one that year.

2062
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:00,400
Speaker 12: But I did the perm because my I released album

2063
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:02,840
Speaker 12: and said if it goes to number one on iTunes,

2064
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:06,280
Speaker 12: I'll get a perm, and so that did really well.

2065
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:08,680
Speaker 2: I got a perm, and so this year it's the

2066
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,519
Speaker 2: it's the bull cut. Let's go.

2067
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,080
Speaker 5: Now, I'm being I'm being told that there is no

2068
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:15,559
Speaker 5: live stream for this, so I don't know.

2069
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't know who's saying.

2070
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:21,040
Speaker 5: People are telling me that the live streams down. I hope

2071
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:23,080
Speaker 5: that's not the case. I thought maybe it would be

2072
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:25,560
Speaker 5: the people texting me, but I'm getting a lot of them,

2073
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:26,799
Speaker 5: so I'm not sure.

2074
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:28,439
Speaker 2: I've been running as far as I know.

2075
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,679
Speaker 21: Okay, now, can I do every head with a bowl

2076
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 21: cut or we're just doing the cap?

2077
01:37:35,479 --> 01:37:38,200
Speaker 2: That would be really shocking to you, It really would.

2078
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:40,840
Speaker 8: Four and three people are watching one right now.

2079
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 5: It shows up and okay, well then there were then

2080
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:44,760
Speaker 5: whoever the people that are texting me.

2081
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure what to tell you. Oh wait,

2082
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:51,360
Speaker 2: hold on, let me here it comes. There's an ad

2083
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:55,200
Speaker 2: coming Robert Kelly Live dot Com for tickets.

2084
01:37:57,160 --> 01:38:00,679
Speaker 5: The Walls in Columbus tomorrow night, the wind String, Lakewood

2085
01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:06,480
Speaker 5: on Friday, and then Tafts Breuporium in Cincinnati, where the

2086
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 5: audience will be replete with elevens.

2087
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:11,360
Speaker 2: It's working on on Saturdays.

2088
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:15,080
Speaker 21: I do know what no replete means, but I trust you,

2089
01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:18,679
Speaker 21: I trust you, thank you, I appreciate you. I feel

2090
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:20,080
Speaker 21: like you're going to murder me right now. And then

2091
01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:22,160
Speaker 21: because you have this this tarp under me.

2092
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:25,240
Speaker 5: And then for people it's like good fellows like Patch

2093
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:26,559
Speaker 5: when he thought he was gonna get made.

2094
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:28,320
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, come on in Bob.

2095
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:30,200
Speaker 5: Yeah he dropped an F bomb too, I think in

2096
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:32,720
Speaker 5: that movie or two A couple a couple of them.

2097
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:35,680
Speaker 2: Yees do this. Let's go all right, I want to

2098
01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:40,680
Speaker 2: watch this. There's your tools.

2099
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,520
Speaker 21: Oh thank you, but did you make this comb and

2100
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:46,920
Speaker 21: junior achievements.

2101
01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:49,000
Speaker 2: And your amish class you are taking? Uh huh what

2102
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:51,519
Speaker 2: it wouldn't go? What do you request?

2103
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:55,120
Speaker 8: Love it doesn't work.

2104
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:58,120
Speaker 2: I haven't recording. Okay, all right, there we go. Wait

2105
01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:01,320
Speaker 2: a minute, what have you done with these? Just beard? Okay,

2106
01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:04,880
Speaker 2: I had a girlfriend. I had to do anything. She's

2107
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:07,679
Speaker 2: a hippie. All right, are you ready? Your hair first? Okay,

2108
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,360
Speaker 2: you're either the hair first, not the beard first.

2109
01:39:09,439 --> 01:39:15,280
Speaker 8: Give him that bull cut. Oh my god, this isah.

2110
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:18,880
Speaker 2: Like straight across, simple jack, simple jack. All right, here

2111
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:20,640
Speaker 2: we go. We're gonna go.

2112
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:21,640
Speaker 8: This is amazing.

2113
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:23,559
Speaker 2: I gotta go like yeah, I gotta get him. Make

2114
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 2: a nice line.

2115
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:28,879
Speaker 21: I'm making a nice Oh lord, this is you already

2116
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:30,440
Speaker 21: look disturbing.

2117
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:36,880
Speaker 2: Oh these are good too. Oh I'm sorry, I got

2118
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:38,320
Speaker 2: thick hair. Do you want to fade?

2119
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:38,680
Speaker 9: No?

2120
01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:39,759
Speaker 20: Clean?

2121
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:41,080
Speaker 9: Clean?

2122
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:47,240
Speaker 2: All right, he can play. Actually turned to the camera.

2123
01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:49,800
Speaker 2: I wanna turn to the camera over, Yeah, don't come

2124
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:57,240
Speaker 2: over this way. Okay, okay, I think, John.

2125
01:39:57,479 --> 01:39:59,160
Speaker 8: I think, why do I feel bad?

2126
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 2: Just hear my mother going. You should just come home

2127
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:02,840
Speaker 2: and be your head dressed.

2128
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:06,080
Speaker 8: You are knocking it out of the park man.

2129
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:11,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Bill, Oh boy, oh this is nice.

2130
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:14,439
Speaker 2: Let's to the looks for adjust.

2131
01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:15,760
Speaker 8: You look like you need to handle.

2132
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:18,120
Speaker 2: This battery.

2133
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:22,840
Speaker 22: Sure, okay, now I need you to go this way

2134
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,120
Speaker 22: a little bit right there, because I need to keep

2135
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:25,639
Speaker 22: my line.

2136
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:28,800
Speaker 2: Okay, that Pepper's looking better and better, isn't it? Right?

2137
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:33,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah, here we come.

2138
01:40:33,479 --> 01:40:36,479
Speaker 2: We'll come around the front, the final pass. Let's get

2139
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:40,160
Speaker 2: to the right on camera for the front, the bank

2140
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 2: on front. Okay, here we go. Don't take tick that off.

2141
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,240
Speaker 2: I love today my hand smelling onions ahead of sandwich.

2142
01:40:55,920 --> 01:40:57,680
Speaker 2: That place you sent me was really good, though. What's

2143
01:40:57,680 --> 01:41:00,519
Speaker 2: the name of this dynamite?

2144
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:00,680
Speaker 7: Wait?

2145
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,880
Speaker 2: Should it go shorter on the front?

2146
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:05,479
Speaker 8: I think maybe we want to be dramatic.

2147
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:09,599
Speaker 2: I think the dramatic pretty dramatic.

2148
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:12,960
Speaker 8: Mary, I wouldn't know. I'm such you want some.

2149
01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:15,639
Speaker 2: Because you want people to know that it's a whole cut.

2150
01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:19,760
Speaker 4: I mean we should do stages here too, I mean okay,

2151
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:23,600
Speaker 4: oh my god, Okay, I'm gonna leave the front just

2152
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:27,479
Speaker 4: for now, like, yeah, you don't turn.

2153
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,920
Speaker 8: To the camera a little bit better the camera, come

2154
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:30,439
Speaker 8: move it.

2155
01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:34,240
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. Oh we have shows

2156
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:35,120
Speaker 2: this weekend, you know that.

2157
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:39,280
Speaker 8: Okay, Oh my god, this is so you wear a

2158
01:41:39,320 --> 01:41:42,080
Speaker 8: hat if need be, No hats, No hats for the

2159
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 8: entire time until it grows up.

2160
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:45,599
Speaker 2: Well, it's the option of hats, of course, no hats.

2161
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:48,240
Speaker 11: Still, why would you want to hide such a great

2162
01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:48,720
Speaker 11: job done?

2163
01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:51,840
Speaker 5: I'm very I mean, you gotta think he's a billionaire.

2164
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:53,680
Speaker 5: People are gonna think you're a billionaire. Or you just

2165
01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:54,920
Speaker 5: got back from New York Fashion?

2166
01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:58,559
Speaker 2: Did you own the Raiders? It might it might work

2167
01:41:58,600 --> 01:41:59,479
Speaker 2: out in his favor.

2168
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:02,320
Speaker 8: Shave your shave your initials in the back of his head.

2169
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:08,000
Speaker 13: Because nobody of regular I don't know, would walk around

2170
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:08,559
Speaker 13: like that.

2171
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:11,599
Speaker 2: Is done. He could.

2172
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Speaker 5: He might look way ahead of his time. He might

2173
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:15,920
Speaker 5: people might think he came from the future.

2174
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be like Billie Eilish hair next week.

2175
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,080
Speaker 2: There you go.

2176
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,639
Speaker 13: He doesn't necessarily look awful awful.

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01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,200
Speaker 8: Well, he still has a beard too, though. We gotta

2178
01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:27,320
Speaker 8: get rid of that and everything.

2179
01:42:27,439 --> 01:42:31,760
Speaker 2: Get it all I got. It's like Randy Quaid and Kingpins, like.

2180
01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:34,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, he looks like he's about to like star in

2181
01:42:34,160 --> 01:42:36,280
Speaker 13: the new like episode of Skins the UK.

2182
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:43,959
Speaker 2: He's getting monsened. I am doing a marvelous job.

2183
01:42:48,479 --> 01:42:48,720
Speaker 5: At this.

2184
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:51,360
Speaker 21: Yeah, I just had a feeling I.

2185
01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:02,840
Speaker 2: Get nervous. You're doing a great job.

2186
01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:05,760
Speaker 8: I don't know what you're nervous about. Okay, turn showed

2187
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:06,800
Speaker 8: that came in the back of your head.

2188
01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:08,920
Speaker 2: Turn around. Yeah you're not. We're not relying on you

2189
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:11,639
Speaker 2: to style him. Oh my god, how good is that?

2190
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:20,479
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I did you look ridiculous? Look

2191
01:43:20,479 --> 01:43:21,879
Speaker 2: at me, But I just want to go on stages

2192
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:24,400
Speaker 2: in the front. If you don't mind, I'm just Gonne

2193
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:28,120
Speaker 2: is breaking straight. Yeah, a couple of different looks.

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01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:30,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, test out some looks.

2195
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:31,360
Speaker 2: All right.

2196
01:43:31,680 --> 01:43:35,240
Speaker 1: This is what I call This is what I call.

2197
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:38,400
Speaker 2: This is right. This is when the Sheriff of Nottingham

2198
01:43:38,439 --> 01:43:39,160
Speaker 2: comes looking for you.

2199
01:43:39,320 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 8: He only shaved one line from his neck up his.

2200
01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:47,880
Speaker 22: Yeah, that's the the walking day there dies right away

2201
01:43:47,880 --> 01:43:48,400
Speaker 22: at the beginning.

2202
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:54,160
Speaker 2: You said you wouldn't come here again. Give him some chops.

2203
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:55,320
Speaker 2: He looks like the top of the pepper.

2204
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:57,240
Speaker 21: I'm going to eat this right here is what I

2205
01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:01,120
Speaker 21: like to call excuse me, this is uh, this is

2206
01:44:01,439 --> 01:44:01,880
Speaker 21: right here.

2207
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:04,519
Speaker 2: This is called the fat Elvis.

2208
01:44:07,320 --> 01:44:11,400
Speaker 22: Yeah, okay, we're gonna go right here.

2209
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:17,080
Speaker 2: Okay, and this right here, we can do this.

2210
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:18,679
Speaker 8: We're getting rid of the chops at this point.

2211
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:19,679
Speaker 2: Get rid of the chops.

2212
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,080
Speaker 11: If you guys, you need to go to ellencockshow dot

2213
01:44:24,080 --> 01:44:25,960
Speaker 11: com and watch this live stream right now.

2214
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 2: This is actually you know this is this is a

2215
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:35,599
Speaker 2: Greek girl liked.

2216
01:44:33,439 --> 01:44:37,160
Speaker 11: You have more hair on your neck right nowhere else.

2217
01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:38,360
Speaker 14: On you hang on?

2218
01:44:38,479 --> 01:44:44,240
Speaker 2: Second, okay, here we go get you alright, this is

2219
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:50,240
Speaker 2: a bill. There's a middle age gay man trouble. Here

2220
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:53,120
Speaker 2: we go.

2221
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:53,759
Speaker 6: Second.

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01:44:54,479 --> 01:44:59,479
Speaker 13: Now, this is uh you Mary for liking this too much.

2223
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:03,000
Speaker 5: Really angry with you for some reason. This is Bill

2224
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,280
Speaker 5: Squire leather Daddy.

2225
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:06,439
Speaker 2: And Bill Squire was on the Coomia network.

2226
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:13,320
Speaker 8: That's like the Chris Hansen what are your intentions here?

2227
01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2228
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,120
Speaker 22: All right, this is if Bill Hollis. Get a little

2229
01:45:17,160 --> 01:45:22,200
Speaker 22: bit here, stay still, man, hurt you. This is because

2230
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,360
Speaker 22: Bill was an.

2231
01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:36,560
Speaker 4: Art director at the community college. Alright, smile, I go

2232
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:37,400
Speaker 4: get your mustach.

2233
01:45:37,479 --> 01:45:37,599
Speaker 9: Now.

2234
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:39,559
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful because this is the sensitive part.

2235
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:44,479
Speaker 2: Right okay, but a little billy.

2236
01:45:44,479 --> 01:45:49,720
Speaker 22: I meant the little billy back to beat him from WoT.

2237
01:45:52,760 --> 01:45:53,080
Speaker 2: Bobby?

2238
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:54,200
Speaker 8: Can I do five minutes?

2239
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:02,120
Speaker 16: The moment you.

2240
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,839
Speaker 2: Know I love Cleveland?

2241
01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:12,240
Speaker 5: There will be that moment, by the way, every morning

2242
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:14,479
Speaker 5: for probably a couple of days, there will be that

2243
01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:16,559
Speaker 5: moment where you forget that that's what you look like.

2244
01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:19,639
Speaker 8: It's gonna be the first thing who gets out.

2245
01:46:19,560 --> 01:46:26,360
Speaker 2: Of the showers and you'll shock yourself. I think, I think,

2246
01:46:26,439 --> 01:46:29,439
Speaker 2: let me just get the front bang, right, I gotta

2247
01:46:29,479 --> 01:46:31,760
Speaker 2: get this. I gotta want to be pretty good. Wants

2248
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:32,880
Speaker 2: to be Razor Shark.

2249
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,360
Speaker 8: Why are you so good at this, Bobby?

2250
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:41,000
Speaker 2: Because I've dreamed of having hair? Oh my god, this

2251
01:46:41,080 --> 01:46:42,360
Speaker 2: is so nice. Now turn to me.

2252
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:45,719
Speaker 14: Okay, Oh my god, it's.

2253
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,400
Speaker 2: A geometry class. Yes, want to get the front bowl.

2254
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:53,519
Speaker 5: I think, I mean, Billy, I mean, I think your

2255
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,240
Speaker 5: license like that.

2256
01:46:55,439 --> 01:47:00,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, there's so much hair. God,

2257
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:02,040
Speaker 2: oh god, Bill.

2258
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:14,479
Speaker 12: At the Walls and Columbus Winchester Cleveland.

2259
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:27,040
Speaker 2: In Cincinnati. Please my god, wow, oh my god, let's see.

2260
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:31,400
Speaker 8: I think here he comes back. Here's here's your spot back.

2261
01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:38,479
Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, it's I can't.

2262
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:48,160
Speaker 12: I look like I should be on a Netflix documentary,

2263
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:50,759
Speaker 12: like I look like someone like And then he lost

2264
01:47:50,800 --> 01:47:51,680
Speaker 12: his mind.

2265
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 2: And killed a lot of people. A lot of people, yeah.

2266
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:55,720
Speaker 6: A lot of you.

2267
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:57,960
Speaker 2: Just tell them. I didn't want to. I don't even

2268
01:47:57,960 --> 01:47:59,320
Speaker 2: want to mess u up with my headphones.

2269
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:02,840
Speaker 9: You and you're at the BMV tomorrow. Yeah, read all

2270
01:48:02,840 --> 01:48:05,120
Speaker 9: the other gigs. He's going to be at the BMV tomorrow.

2271
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:09,320
Speaker 2: Get him forget about you now though, he's going to

2272
01:48:09,439 --> 01:48:11,800
Speaker 2: walk in and the security guy's gonna immediately put his

2273
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:15,000
Speaker 2: hand on his gun. Yeah, you don't get to do this.

2274
01:48:15,080 --> 01:48:18,200
Speaker 8: I just want to follow you around the next film.

2275
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:22,120
Speaker 11: People's reactions video do you look like the original lesbian.

2276
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:27,760
Speaker 2: Hiram College class of twenty fifteen? O? God job, though,

2277
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:28,599
Speaker 2: great job.

2278
01:48:28,479 --> 01:48:28,680
Speaker 5: Thank you.

2279
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,160
Speaker 8: You're going to go home and you're going to completely clean, cleanse.

2280
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 2: Clean, clean shave. This at the coach of the Russian

2281
01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:41,599
Speaker 2: volleyball team. We want to win. What's my comb? Comb?

2282
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:41,920
Speaker 15: There?

2283
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:43,639
Speaker 2: You go, here's your We're not going to make it back.

2284
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 2: You wouldn't comb. I'm not trying to make it back,

2285
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:51,720
Speaker 2: trying to make it your bushcrafs? Why have a wouldn't come?

2286
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:53,600
Speaker 2: My brother got me a.

2287
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:56,120
Speaker 12: Beard trimming kit like in this had like a brush,

2288
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:58,280
Speaker 12: had a brush and a comb in it and some

2289
01:48:58,640 --> 01:48:59,559
Speaker 12: this is only home I had.

2290
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:02,759
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna just bring this one. God nice.

2291
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 23: He does.

2292
01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:08,880
Speaker 2: He looks like every Russian hitman.

2293
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:11,400
Speaker 5: Every place you walk into they're gonna say, sir, we

2294
01:49:11,439 --> 01:49:16,040
Speaker 5: don't have any public restroom here, Bubba.

2295
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:21,160
Speaker 2: Look at you. Yeah, yeah, you feel good. I knew

2296
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:22,639
Speaker 2: because punishment.

2297
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:25,120
Speaker 8: I knew it's alarming.

2298
01:49:28,240 --> 01:49:30,639
Speaker 2: Did you have choices? Was this one of the choices.

2299
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:35,560
Speaker 5: It's a kind of brainstorm, Yeah, brainstorm and crowdsource a

2300
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:39,040
Speaker 5: little bit, and I think, was this your idea?

2301
01:49:40,080 --> 01:49:41,040
Speaker 8: He has a cut.

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01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:43,120
Speaker 11: He said I'll get a bowl cut, and I told

2303
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:44,800
Speaker 11: him he should also clean shave of space.

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01:49:44,920 --> 01:49:47,280
Speaker 8: Okay, so he and I tagged teamed this. I came

2305
01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:48,000
Speaker 8: up with yours.

2306
01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:53,000
Speaker 11: Alan has to digest his beard and his eyebrows, Je Traveler.

2307
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:56,599
Speaker 21: He's gonna look like a DC comic villain. I can't

2308
01:49:57,000 --> 01:50:01,439
Speaker 21: like the fantastic color villain that do you have to do.

2309
01:50:01,880 --> 01:50:04,519
Speaker 2: This, doctor Doom, I'm gonna look like somebody else.

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01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:05,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2311
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:14,920
Speaker 5: When man break, the magician'll be casting spells everywhere.

2312
01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:17,560
Speaker 2: You go to top hat. Yeah, get a rabbit, just

2313
01:50:17,640 --> 01:50:20,040
Speaker 2: a long round dude with one of these swirly things

2314
01:50:20,120 --> 01:50:22,680
Speaker 2: that the hypnotized people. You know, whats so? You know

2315
01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:25,479
Speaker 2: it's so weird about his haircut. It doesn't this was

2316
01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:28,439
Speaker 2: disturbing about it. It doesn't look that bad on him. No,

2317
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:32,920
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It suits him. Yeahs scaring me about this.

2318
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:34,360
Speaker 11: What you need to do is now you need to

2319
01:50:34,439 --> 01:50:37,760
Speaker 11: take an upward shot for your Facebook profile picture.

2320
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:41,599
Speaker 14: Was one of these ones.

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01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:43,960
Speaker 2: I've never wanted to say this as an adult male,

2322
01:50:44,439 --> 01:50:45,559
Speaker 2: But can I do a boomerang?

2323
01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:47,840
Speaker 11: Yeah?

2324
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 2: Boome? Oh god, are you ready one second? Smile?

2325
01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 8: You're in your camera. Do you need help?

2326
01:50:58,200 --> 01:50:58,240
Speaker 17: No?

2327
01:50:58,360 --> 01:50:59,800
Speaker 2: I don't, but I do want your help.

2328
01:51:00,560 --> 01:51:02,320
Speaker 7: I want to do it.

2329
01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:05,599
Speaker 2: But I thank you very much. Sweet. She's a nice person.

2330
01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:11,599
Speaker 2: She's very sweet. Yeah, I got it. She hasn't showered

2331
01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:14,240
Speaker 2: to ignore her the other way toward him. I wait

2332
01:51:16,560 --> 01:51:17,320
Speaker 2: right there, now go.

2333
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:20,080
Speaker 17: No, you got it.

2334
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:21,680
Speaker 8: You gotta let go of it. You didn't do it,

2335
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:26,600
Speaker 8: tap it it to go.

2336
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:39,160
Speaker 2: Wow, you really picked the right one.

2337
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:39,439
Speaker 15: Man.

2338
01:51:40,080 --> 01:51:43,120
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm crying.

2339
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:46,719
Speaker 2: Oh god, dude, you I would never want to lose.

2340
01:51:48,120 --> 01:51:48,439
Speaker 3: You did it.

2341
01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:51,800
Speaker 2: You did it all Squire the first of the three punishments.

2342
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:56,280
Speaker 2: Then he did it. Curtesy, Brobby Kelly. I we gotta go.

2343
01:51:56,800 --> 01:51:57,479
Speaker 14: I I am.

2344
01:51:57,640 --> 01:51:59,160
Speaker 2: I could on many a job as a hairdresser, and

2345
01:51:59,160 --> 01:52:02,920
Speaker 2: you're interesting and high. Yeah, except you only give people

2346
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:07,640
Speaker 2: that cut and that cut. That's right. You're not a stylist,

2347
01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:09,760
Speaker 2: but you're the guy they go to for that cut.

2348
01:52:10,439 --> 01:52:14,240
Speaker 2: I'm an expert, that's right. You look like Frankenstein's son.

2349
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:16,680
Speaker 8: It's so.

2350
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:21,880
Speaker 14: Shrek turned into a human.

2351
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:28,280
Speaker 8: You look like you're proud of your trailer. It's a

2352
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:28,960
Speaker 8: double why.

2353
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:29,599
Speaker 6: That's right.

2354
01:52:29,880 --> 01:52:32,920
Speaker 2: The Monster's reboot is coming along nicely. You definitely have

2355
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:42,559
Speaker 2: a moped. Doesn't work Heaven, he still has a paper route. Alan.

2356
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:47,000
Speaker 5: Bill's haircut makes me uncomfortable. It makes you uncomfortable. It

2357
01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:48,720
Speaker 5: makes you uncomfortable.

2358
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:52,600
Speaker 2: Wait until I'm standing a lot of the b m V.

2359
01:52:53,439 --> 01:52:55,759
Speaker 2: You're standing, is it on your sides?

2360
01:52:56,360 --> 01:52:59,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, my face feels weird, and I intentionally grew my

2361
01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:03,120
Speaker 12: beard out as much as I could so that it

2362
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:07,400
Speaker 12: could be as dramatic as possible. If you want to

2363
01:53:07,439 --> 01:53:10,240
Speaker 12: see it, it's on the live stream and I posted

2364
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:12,000
Speaker 12: a video at Bill Squire on Instagram.

2365
01:53:12,120 --> 01:53:14,720
Speaker 2: Would appreciate some follows. Yeah, I'm doing all for sure.

2366
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:17,000
Speaker 2: Has your girlfriend got to bang you while you're like that?

2367
01:53:17,120 --> 01:53:19,400
Speaker 8: I sent her a picture and she was like, do

2368
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:19,840
Speaker 8: you have a.

2369
01:53:19,880 --> 01:53:20,360
Speaker 3: Face like this?

2370
01:53:20,479 --> 01:53:21,759
Speaker 2: You don't get a choice anymore.

2371
01:53:22,439 --> 01:53:24,439
Speaker 11: I sent her a picture and she's on Instagram and

2372
01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:26,280
Speaker 11: she text me and she was like, I'm not opening that.

2373
01:53:26,439 --> 01:53:28,120
Speaker 8: I want to see him in person. I want him

2374
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:29,160
Speaker 8: to see my live reaction.

2375
01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:32,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, film that I'm gonna film GRAMDMA because I'm

2376
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:33,439
Speaker 12: gonna go stop buying.

2377
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:37,120
Speaker 2: She know, did you prep her that you were doing this?

2378
01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:39,599
Speaker 2: I told her. I left her a little note this morning.

2379
01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:42,400
Speaker 12: I dropped off some stuff and I was like, hey,

2380
01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:44,120
Speaker 12: just so you know, I'm doing the bowl cut today

2381
01:53:44,160 --> 01:53:45,240
Speaker 12: because I told her I was going to do a thing.

2382
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:47,200
Speaker 12: But you know what you were doing? She knew was coming. Yeah,

2383
01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:48,720
Speaker 12: she knew was coming. And she's like, oh, I thought

2384
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:50,240
Speaker 12: you were gonna wait. Like, well, I want my license

2385
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:52,560
Speaker 12: photo to be extra special this year. So how do

2386
01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:55,240
Speaker 12: you feel about some click click bowl bill click.

2387
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:56,000
Speaker 10: Click click.

2388
01:54:00,439 --> 01:54:04,920
Speaker 2: Quick b Allen Cox Show.

2389
01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:07,439
Speaker 8: On one hundred point seven w MMS.

2390
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:14,120
Speaker 18: Some things are never meant to be discussed in Polite Society.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to im Polite Society Show on one hundred point

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Speaker 6: seven w MMS.

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Speaker 5: Remember this one the Fool Fighters cover and have us

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Speaker 5: the Guard. By the way, congrats to James Bakna out

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Speaker 5: there in Oliria. He got those Britt Floyd tickets. I

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Speaker 5: will have another pair for you tomorrow. And that's a great,

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Speaker 5: great show if you're a Pink Point fan. But twenty

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Speaker 5: five years ago, I think the Fool Fighters did a

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Speaker 5: handful of b sides and covers. This ended up on

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Speaker 5: the soundtrack from Mission Impossible Too, which I think was

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Speaker 5: the same soundtrack that had I Disappear from Metallica on it.

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Speaker 5: But it was the Food Fighters covering have a Cigar,

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Speaker 5: Taylor Hawkins singing Flight Did and selling Dad Girl, and

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Speaker 5: Brian May playing the guitar, so I assume it was

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Speaker 5: Dave on the drums. And in the rock world they

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Speaker 5: have basically nine inch Nails and the Food Fighters have

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Speaker 5: basically pulled like a Matt Stafford Jared goth type situation

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Speaker 5: right where they have just swapped drummers out of the blue.

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Speaker 5: Not long ago, Food Fighters announced that Josh Freese, who

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Speaker 5: had not been with the band long, would be He

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Speaker 5: never recorded with them. I think he only toured that

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Speaker 5: he was going to be out, and the conventional wisdom

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Speaker 5: was they were going to put Taylor Hawkins kid in there,

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Speaker 5: and that's not what happened. Alan Rubin, who is the

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Speaker 5: guy who an accomplished guy, a young dude. He is

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Speaker 5: the youngest living member of the Rock and Roll Hall

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Speaker 5: of Fame. He got in with Nine Inch Nails when

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Speaker 5: they got in in twenty twenty. I think it was

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Speaker 5: right here in Cleveland, and he was only thirty two.

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Speaker 5: He's also the first Rock Hall inductee to be born

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Speaker 5: in the eighties, first to be born after the establishment

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Speaker 5: of the Rock Hall. So the youngest guy in the

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Speaker 5: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame gets in with Nine

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Speaker 5: Inch Nails. He'd been with them for a minute. Alan

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Speaker 5: Ruben goes to the Foo Fighters, Josh Freese goes back

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Speaker 5: to Nine inch Nails, and he had been I think

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Speaker 5: Josh Freese had done more touring with Nine Inch Nails

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Speaker 5: than recording.

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Speaker 2: He was only on a couple of the albums.

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Speaker 7: He was on.

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Speaker 5: You Gotta Go Back, Josh Freese would have been on

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Speaker 5: because he recorded with everybody, right, I mean everybody. If

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Speaker 5: you look at Josh Freese's discography, you're like, holy crap.

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Speaker 5: I mean from people you know to people you can't believe.

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Speaker 5: For like, oh God, he drummed because he's a highed gun.

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Speaker 5: He drummed for like one of the American Idol Guys

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Speaker 5: albums or something like that. You call Josh frees, you

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Speaker 5: know he's gonna kill it. So Elon Rubin and Josh

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Speaker 5: Freese just trade bands. You know, we've talked here before

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Speaker 5: about Celsius is one of the items that I had

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Speaker 5: in our communal fridge here at iHeart Cleveland that was

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Speaker 5: purloined from me, stolen outright. However, I know who took

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Speaker 5: my Celsius. The mystery of the uncrustables remains unsolved. Oh

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Speaker 5: just one more thing that wasn't peanut, butter and grape

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Speaker 5: in there, Colombo.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but the same company that owns Celsius, I think

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Speaker 9: it's PEPSI owns high Noon and may have put the

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Speaker 9: word out that they have mistakenly filled Celsius energy drink

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Speaker 9: cans with high Noon vodka. Seltzers, what did you say.

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Speaker 9: I liked your line defense attorneys. You can get owners

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Speaker 9: across the country.

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Speaker 5: Every DUI defense lawyer in America is like, yeah, rubbing

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Speaker 5: their hands together.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like mister Burns, your honor.

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Speaker 5: My client is not an alcoholic excellent, he drinks Celsius.

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Speaker 2: He just happened to have twelve of them that day.

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Speaker 19: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like Celsius. I'm not a big high noon guy.

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Speaker 5: But now they have high Noon tequila right, Yeah those

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Speaker 5: are good. Yeah, the high Noon vodka. I've had them,

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Speaker 5: but they weren't like a go to high Noon is

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Speaker 5: voluntarily recalling select packs of their vodka Seltzer because they're

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Speaker 5: in Celsius cans, and obviously this will result in quote

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Speaker 5: unintentional alcohol ingestion. But there's gotta be you ever have that.

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Speaker 5: It's an old Carlin bit, but it's funny because we

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Speaker 5: all identify with it. That half a second where you

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Speaker 5: pick up an empty suitcase and you don't know it's empty,

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Speaker 5: and you feel really strong for half a second. That's

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Speaker 5: what this is gonna be. You're gonna pop open a Celsius.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna take a big old swig.

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Speaker 19: Right.

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Speaker 5: I drink the raspberry Peach, that's the main one that

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Speaker 5: I drink, but I will drink other ones too. I'll

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Speaker 5: drink the Kiwiguava. I won't drink the flat ones. I

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Speaker 5: got screwed by that one time. It didn't realize they

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Speaker 5: had flat celsie.

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Speaker 2: Oh terrible.

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Speaker 5: Come on, what are you trying to protect me from?

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Speaker 5: But you're gonna pop one of these should you get

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Speaker 5: it right. It's gonna be like the Willy Wonka Golden ticket,

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Speaker 5: and you're gonna take a big old swig and your

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Speaker 5: brain is going to expect Celsius flavor. But then your

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Speaker 5: mouth is gonna get that vodka selter and there's gonna

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Speaker 5: be some there's gonna be a disconnect there for a

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Speaker 5: half a second. So it looks like it was just

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Speaker 5: one particular kind, right, I don't know. It says the

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Speaker 5: Celsius astro vibe energy. Oh yeah, is that like astro glide. No,

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Speaker 5: they dropped those a while ago. Once Celsius really started

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Speaker 5: to take off, they really started to feel themselves, and

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Speaker 5: so they're kind of all over the place now, right,

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Speaker 5: So the astro vibe is like when they're like, this

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Speaker 5: is a blue lemonade or whatever. So you can go

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Speaker 5: for the straight flavor, you can go for the watermelon,

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Speaker 5: you can go there's a watermelon lemonade. You can go

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Speaker 5: for the orange. You can go for the Kiwi guava.

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Speaker 5: There's a couple that missed the mark. They have a

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Speaker 5: cherry cola one, which.

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Speaker 2: Is not good.

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Speaker 3: But the.

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Speaker 5: Blue raspberry is one of your astro vibe. They're just

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Speaker 5: making stuff up, right, So it says you'd have to

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Speaker 5: get that one in particular, or the Beach Variety twelve

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Speaker 5: pack in order to potentially get the vodka soda. Oh okay, well,

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Speaker 5: then you're gonna find those sold out everywhere as everybody

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Speaker 5: is trying to get the hidden high noon, and then

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Speaker 5: you'll see them on eBay, but you'll be buying them

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Speaker 5: blind because you won't know until you pop them open

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Speaker 5: whether or not that person took you for a ride

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Speaker 5: or not. Coming soon to a courtroom near you, your honor,

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Speaker 5: I did not drink a high noon. I drink as celsius.

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Speaker 5: Case dismissed. Well, it's like that guy. One guy comes

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Speaker 5: to mind, but he's probably not the only guy in

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Speaker 5: the planet, the guy who was getting pulled over and

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Speaker 5: getting duys, but he was never drunk.

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Speaker 2: It was because his body was creating wheat yeast or something.

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Speaker 5: Remember that there was a guy who made the news

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Speaker 5: because his body metabolized something that gave him a blood

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Speaker 5: alcohol level even though he didn't have a drop to drink.

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Speaker 2: Wow, which sounds like a real like sure, sounds like

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Speaker 2: a CSI episode. Yeah, so our accident, it's not an

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Speaker 2: accident at all. So our celsius isn't a Celsius at all.

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Speaker 2: It's a high noon one. Maybe he got taken for

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Speaker 2: a ride. Take it for a ride, I sure did.

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Speaker 5: Alan you were talking about how hot Jamie Lee Curtis

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Speaker 5: still is. She's hot inside an out because she's eaten

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Speaker 5: all that poop yogurt. Oh right, you did those Activita ads.

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Speaker 5: Remember the activity.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, in.

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Speaker 5: Now our parlance, it's like your gut biome is in

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Speaker 5: better health or something. Right, that's the real hook with Activita.

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Speaker 5: I call it poop yogurt. And this person is too, obviously,

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Speaker 5: but it's like it's got probiotics. Keep your regular right,

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Speaker 5: which is largely marketing right, anybody sees it for a while,

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Speaker 5: gluten free, you know, it's still on everything, even though

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Speaker 5: if you don't have a gluten allergy to do anything

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Speaker 5: for you. But people get lured in, and so the

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Speaker 5: same thing with pro biotics. Man, you get older, take

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Speaker 5: those endorsements where you can sure. That's Jamie Lee Curtis.

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Speaker 5: She has got an amazing gut biome. That's why she's

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Speaker 5: still in good shape. So yeah, poop yogurt is what

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Speaker 5: this person. That's what I've called in the past too.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting back on the yogurt. By the way, Alan

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Speaker 5: likes his yogurt, do you Yeah, I'm like Terry Crews

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Speaker 5: in Brooklyn nine nine. Well, here's the thing. I will

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Speaker 5: go through these phases ralely yogurt. I grew up eating

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Speaker 5: a lot of yogurt. My mom was a big believer

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Speaker 5: in yogurt, so we were always eating yogurt. However, there's

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Speaker 5: a lot of sugar in most popular yogurts, right, and

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Speaker 5: so if you're if you're truly trying to eat it

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Speaker 5: to kind of for it to be good, you really

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Speaker 5: got to go for that bitter like Keifer type stuff.

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Speaker 2: But I like mine with a little stuff in it.

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Speaker 2: So I'm currently back on the yogurt thing.

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Speaker 5: Uh some chabbani I tried the fay a yogurt, but

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Speaker 5: it's it's like no flavor. You're just eating it just

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Speaker 5: because you're trying to eat healthy yogurt.

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Speaker 2: Is that how you say that?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Faya fage? Yeah? Oops, you guys got that faggy in here? Well,

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Speaker 2: probably a lot of I mean, but.

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Speaker 5: It's Norwegian or sweetish or something trying to work on

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Speaker 5: my gut biome over here, and it's, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: that's not how you pronounce it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: When that stuff first came out, I remember taking a

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Speaker 5: picture of it and sending it to my brother and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, look, your yogurts in stock Aha.

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Speaker 2: I think I never ever knew that that's how you

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Speaker 2: pronounce that.

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Speaker 5: Well, because I have a couple of cups in my

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Speaker 5: fridge as we speak. I think they put it on

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Speaker 5: the packaging now in parentheses, like with a wing pronounce.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that's what it's Greek, right, I mean,

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Speaker 5: Greek yogurt is like what you're supposed to be eating

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Speaker 5: if you're trying to eat healthy yogurt. I think that's

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Speaker 5: legitimately like a Greek company. Okay, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 5: that's how you pronounce it.

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Speaker 2: Ya.

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Speaker 5: For the first time in maybe fifteen years, the other day,

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Speaker 5: I hate yogurt. I like it a lot, but I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you know, I got to try to eat it because

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Speaker 5: it's good for me. I ate a key lime yogurt

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Speaker 5: from Chilbannie and I didn't hate it, which is the

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Speaker 5: first time I can say in my life I did

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Speaker 5: not hate a yogurt. Well, And this is the thing

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Speaker 5: with yogurt, and this is why I kind of got

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Speaker 5: off it for a while, because for people who are

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Speaker 5: trying to eat yogurt as a healthy thing, right, I

2589
02:04:56,960 --> 02:04:58,920
Speaker 5: don't eat a lot of dairy to begin with. I

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Speaker 5: don't drink milk unless it's on cereal. That's like Saturday morning.

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Speaker 5: I just don't eat a lot of dairy. I love cheese, right,

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Speaker 5: but yogurt, a lot of it is like practically dessert.

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Speaker 5: It's like pudding. You know, they give you like, oh,

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Speaker 5: there's chocolate chips. You pour into it now, And that's

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Speaker 5: not what you're looking for if you're legit trying to

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Speaker 5: have like healthy yogurt. But the other end of that

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Speaker 5: spectrum is eating like this bitter you know, no flavoring

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Speaker 5: at all.

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Speaker 2: So I don't want that.

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Speaker 5: So I went back to when I was a kid,

2601
02:05:29,960 --> 02:05:32,560
Speaker 5: we had dan and in our half of our fridge

2602
02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:34,000
Speaker 5: was cups of dan and yogurt.

2603
02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:36,560
Speaker 2: And I was a kid, So is that is that bad? Then?

2604
02:05:36,640 --> 02:05:38,440
Speaker 2: If you're eating that, chill bunny, is that not good

2605
02:05:38,480 --> 02:05:38,640
Speaker 2: for you?

2606
02:05:38,840 --> 02:05:40,840
Speaker 5: Well, it's got sugar. I mean, this is what they

2607
02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:44,760
Speaker 5: try to tell you. Hey, a lot of yogurt. Now,

2608
02:05:44,880 --> 02:05:46,520
Speaker 5: that's why it blew up people like, Oh this is

2609
02:05:46,600 --> 02:05:49,240
Speaker 5: really good. You're like yeah, because it's basically jelly, and

2610
02:05:49,320 --> 02:05:51,400
Speaker 5: then you put like chocolate chips in it, and that

2611
02:05:51,480 --> 02:05:52,720
Speaker 5: completely defeats the purpose.

2612
02:05:52,960 --> 02:05:56,240
Speaker 2: It says cane sugar and key lime puree. Yeah, so

2613
02:05:56,360 --> 02:05:58,600
Speaker 2: the cane sugar would probably be I don't know again

2614
02:05:58,760 --> 02:06:00,960
Speaker 2: people who do deep eyes on this kind of stuff.

2615
02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:02,920
Speaker 5: I just know that I like chabani. I can eat

2616
02:06:02,920 --> 02:06:04,920
Speaker 5: it pretty now. I put a couple of things in mine.

2617
02:06:05,680 --> 02:06:07,920
Speaker 5: This is where I turn into Alan. For people who

2618
02:06:07,960 --> 02:06:11,600
Speaker 5: don't like the way I eat, I put chia seeds

2619
02:06:11,640 --> 02:06:16,160
Speaker 5: in mind. But that's no big deal, right, purpose. Yes,

2620
02:06:16,520 --> 02:06:19,160
Speaker 5: I like chia seeds a little bit of crunch. Now,

2621
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:21,280
Speaker 5: if you soakchia seeds, obviously they become.

2622
02:06:21,160 --> 02:06:23,600
Speaker 2: Like jelly, right, they like boba. That's kind of what

2623
02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:24,640
Speaker 2: I was thinking of. I don't do that.

2624
02:06:25,840 --> 02:06:28,200
Speaker 5: Just pour him in the ogre. Okay, I'm not doing

2625
02:06:28,320 --> 02:06:30,960
Speaker 5: overnight oats and any of that crap. But I'm kind

2626
02:06:30,960 --> 02:06:33,920
Speaker 5: of back on the yogurt now, and so we'll see

2627
02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:36,800
Speaker 5: how it goes again. I don't think it's gonna change.

2628
02:06:36,800 --> 02:06:39,080
Speaker 5: I'm not doing it to change my gut biome. I'm

2629
02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:42,880
Speaker 5: mostly doing it because I don't eat breakfast. I hardly

2630
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:46,040
Speaker 5: ever eat breakfast you're supposed to. I mean, I lift

2631
02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:49,400
Speaker 5: every morning you're supposed to be eating before and after that. However,

2632
02:06:50,160 --> 02:06:51,800
Speaker 5: the last thing I feel like doing in the morning

2633
02:06:51,920 --> 02:06:55,120
Speaker 5: is eating. So this way, I'm like, well, I'm eating something,

2634
02:06:56,440 --> 02:07:00,320
Speaker 5: you know, making eggs every morning gets to be I'm

2635
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:02,800
Speaker 5: just not that diligent with that, which is what I

2636
02:07:02,880 --> 02:07:03,680
Speaker 5: should be doing.

2637
02:07:04,880 --> 02:07:05,960
Speaker 2: So I'm back on the yogurt thing.

2638
02:07:06,440 --> 02:07:09,040
Speaker 5: But Jamie Lee Curtis to this person's point with the

2639
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:12,400
Speaker 5: Activita with that poop yogurt, and again, I don't know

2640
02:07:12,400 --> 02:07:14,160
Speaker 5: if she's still doing the advertisements for.

2641
02:07:14,320 --> 02:07:14,640
Speaker 20: Them, but.

2642
02:07:18,200 --> 02:07:20,480
Speaker 5: I mean, it's better than what I normally eat what

2643
02:07:20,600 --> 02:07:22,680
Speaker 5: I'm reading here, so I stick with them. Maybe I'll

2644
02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:23,560
Speaker 5: stick with some yogurts.

2645
02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:26,320
Speaker 2: On occasion, I took a big, little swallower out of

2646
02:07:26,440 --> 02:07:29,600
Speaker 2: it and I was like, uh oh, yeah, it's dustin

2647
02:07:29,680 --> 02:07:31,919
Speaker 2: dune in Georgia. It's of a lower concern.

2648
02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:37,080
Speaker 5: According to EWG dot org, it's a lower concerned yogurt.

2649
02:07:37,120 --> 02:07:42,400
Speaker 5: It's a four on their scale. So looks like it's okay, okay,

2650
02:07:42,640 --> 02:07:47,200
Speaker 5: not great, Okay. Well, and again I again, I like Jabanni.

2651
02:07:47,400 --> 02:07:49,080
Speaker 5: I don't think it has a ton of sugar in it,

2652
02:07:49,160 --> 02:07:52,240
Speaker 5: so I just grab it right. I don't need crazy flavors.

2653
02:07:52,320 --> 02:07:54,760
Speaker 5: I'm fine with blueberry, I'm fine with strawberry. I'm fine

2654
02:07:54,760 --> 02:07:57,720
Speaker 5: with a peach. But when they get the reason that

2655
02:07:57,800 --> 02:08:00,520
Speaker 5: people got onto yogurt was they were like, oh, and

2656
02:08:00,640 --> 02:08:01,360
Speaker 5: chocolate brownie.

2657
02:08:01,400 --> 02:08:04,440
Speaker 2: And it's at that point you might as well just

2658
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:05,960
Speaker 2: have pudding in the morning.

2659
02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:09,600
Speaker 5: I have an allergy to pitted fruits. Like I haven't

2660
02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:11,400
Speaker 5: been able to eat. I can't eat an apple.

2661
02:08:11,440 --> 02:08:14,880
Speaker 9: Oh good, you mean stone fruits. If that's what you

2662
02:08:14,920 --> 02:08:17,080
Speaker 9: want to call them, That is that the same thing?

2663
02:08:17,240 --> 02:08:18,840
Speaker 2: I think? So okay, I can't eat.

2664
02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:21,000
Speaker 5: An apple like. I haven't eaten an apple off the

2665
02:08:21,080 --> 02:08:24,640
Speaker 5: core in years. Really, I haven't had a peach or

2666
02:08:24,680 --> 02:08:27,320
Speaker 5: a plum or any of that stuff. But yesterday I

2667
02:08:27,480 --> 02:08:29,840
Speaker 5: was like, you know what, everybody's here, there's an EPI

2668
02:08:29,920 --> 02:08:31,920
Speaker 5: pen in the closet. I'm gonna eat a plum. And

2669
02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:34,280
Speaker 5: the only thing that happened was my lips got a

2670
02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:34,920
Speaker 5: little tingly.

2671
02:08:35,240 --> 02:08:37,680
Speaker 2: Wow. So maybe I'm getting better. My son gets as

2672
02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:38,480
Speaker 2: I love those.

2673
02:08:38,680 --> 02:08:40,320
Speaker 5: My son gets that, and maybe a lot of people

2674
02:08:40,400 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 5: do with pineapple, and if it's the bromolane that's in

2675
02:08:42,440 --> 02:08:44,040
Speaker 5: it or whatever, but a lot of people they get

2676
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:45,200
Speaker 5: that way with pineapple.

2677
02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:47,400
Speaker 2: I can eat any friggin fruit in the planet. I

2678
02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,080
Speaker 2: have a kiwi.

2679
02:08:48,320 --> 02:08:50,080
Speaker 5: When I remember I have a kiwi every night before

2680
02:08:50,160 --> 02:08:52,640
Speaker 5: bed because those are real good for you too. So

2681
02:08:52,760 --> 02:08:54,920
Speaker 5: you have a stone fruit allergy, so you can't eat

2682
02:08:55,400 --> 02:08:58,720
Speaker 5: any droops droops, Oh like hanging off the tree. You

2683
02:08:58,800 --> 02:09:03,880
Speaker 5: can't eat cherries, I nope. You can't eat apricots, Nope.

2684
02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:06,360
Speaker 5: I can eat everything dried and if it's cooked, it's fine.

2685
02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:08,600
Speaker 5: And if it's dried it's fine. Like I eat dried

2686
02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:09,520
Speaker 5: apricots all the time.

2687
02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh, you can do that. So what's the source of

2688
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:14,720
Speaker 2: the allergy? Then it must just be when it's fresh. Wow, Okay,

2689
02:09:15,000 --> 02:09:17,160
Speaker 2: the skin maybe now as soon as I taste it.

2690
02:09:17,280 --> 02:09:19,680
Speaker 5: I have to also assume that it's like that's probably

2691
02:09:19,760 --> 02:09:21,840
Speaker 5: not a huge absence in your life, like you don't,

2692
02:09:21,880 --> 02:09:22,200
Speaker 5: Yeah it is.

2693
02:09:22,400 --> 02:09:25,400
Speaker 2: It is like you love them that much. I love apples.

2694
02:09:25,440 --> 02:09:26,360
Speaker 2: I love peaches.

2695
02:09:26,480 --> 02:09:29,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I haven't had them in years last night,

2696
02:09:29,280 --> 02:09:31,160
Speaker 5: And so there's no kind of apple that you can

2697
02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:32,800
Speaker 5: eat because there's a billion kinds of apples.

2698
02:09:32,920 --> 02:09:34,960
Speaker 2: Nope, they'll do the same thing. I just get itchy

2699
02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:38,440
Speaker 2: throat the fundamental part of an apple. It doesn't matter.

2700
02:09:38,520 --> 02:09:42,080
Speaker 5: You can't eat it, right, Wow, So it's pears, any

2701
02:09:42,160 --> 02:09:44,320
Speaker 5: of that stuff. I haven't had any of that in years,

2702
02:09:44,400 --> 02:09:45,920
Speaker 5: and I don't know what what made I was. I

2703
02:09:45,960 --> 02:09:47,200
Speaker 5: was in the grocery store and I'm like, I gotta

2704
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:48,760
Speaker 5: try one, see if it works. So I bought a

2705
02:09:48,840 --> 02:09:51,200
Speaker 5: nectarine and I bought a plum, and I ate the

2706
02:09:51,240 --> 02:09:53,720
Speaker 5: plum last night and I was okay ish, So I'm

2707
02:09:53,720 --> 02:09:55,320
Speaker 5: gonna try the nectarine tonight and see what happened.

2708
02:09:55,320 --> 02:09:58,960
Speaker 2: Can you eat prunes? I don't eat them raw. I

2709
02:09:59,080 --> 02:10:03,040
Speaker 2: have eaten them dried. Yeah, but they're just dry plums, right,

2710
02:10:03,360 --> 02:10:06,400
Speaker 2: So you could eat a prune dried? Yeah? Like that

2711
02:10:06,520 --> 02:10:08,680
Speaker 2: stuff I could eat. Those are good? Those make you

2712
02:10:08,840 --> 02:10:10,840
Speaker 2: go yeah, I guess they do.

2713
02:10:10,960 --> 02:10:12,640
Speaker 5: It doesn't really do it for me, but I mean

2714
02:10:12,720 --> 02:10:15,880
Speaker 5: it's I'm already going thrice daily right right, I'm back

2715
02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:17,920
Speaker 5: in my bowl shrimp by the way, with my schedule.

2716
02:10:18,040 --> 02:10:21,680
Speaker 2: Are you yeah? Good for you? Yeah? Are good. You

2717
02:10:21,760 --> 02:10:25,320
Speaker 2: can buy a thing of individually wrapped prunes dry the

2718
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:27,480
Speaker 2: drag ones. I like, yeah, they come in the little package,

2719
02:10:27,560 --> 02:10:28,440
Speaker 2: short kiss or whatever.

2720
02:10:28,680 --> 02:10:28,880
Speaker 23: Yeah.

2721
02:10:28,920 --> 02:10:31,880
Speaker 2: I had some of those not long ago. Yuh. I

2722
02:10:32,040 --> 02:10:33,760
Speaker 2: like dried fruits a lot. I eat that a lot.

2723
02:10:33,880 --> 02:10:36,560
Speaker 5: But yeah, So I'm trying one at a time to

2724
02:10:36,640 --> 02:10:41,280
Speaker 5: see if I can eat them again. Gotch Tonight's nectarine,

2725
02:10:41,320 --> 02:10:45,000
Speaker 5: tomorrow's at peach. It's nectarine and peach. It's never been

2726
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:47,520
Speaker 5: the poops. It's always been I get like the itchy

2727
02:10:48,200 --> 02:10:52,480
Speaker 5: mouth and throat and kind of stuff. Itchy mouth and throat.

2728
02:10:52,640 --> 02:10:55,640
Speaker 5: All right, sorry, honey, I can't go down merits. And

2729
02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:56,840
Speaker 5: I had a peach.

2730
02:10:58,200 --> 02:11:00,440
Speaker 2: I an itchy mouth and throat. Dear, could you eat

2731
02:11:00,440 --> 02:11:03,880
Speaker 2: a page for hours? Hours? But not really without an epipid?

2732
02:11:04,000 --> 02:11:06,200
Speaker 2: Uh huh, wow, that's wild. Yeah.

2733
02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:08,960
Speaker 5: I don't have any food allergies, so I'm always interested. Well,

2734
02:11:09,080 --> 02:11:11,120
Speaker 5: like my son is a peanut allergy, and so I'm

2735
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:13,680
Speaker 5: always interested in people who have those because I know

2736
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:17,640
Speaker 5: they're super common. My niece, she's fourteen, my youngest brother's daughter.

2737
02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:20,440
Speaker 5: She can't have anything that has egg in it, and

2738
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:24,760
Speaker 5: egg is in everything, so it's like she's just from

2739
02:11:25,120 --> 02:11:28,440
Speaker 5: you know, when she was a toddler. Anytime we'd go somewhere,

2740
02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:30,840
Speaker 5: you got to look out everything to make sure that

2741
02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:33,040
Speaker 5: she wasn't going to be having a seizure at the

2742
02:11:33,080 --> 02:11:35,400
Speaker 5: table or whatever. So some people are really up against

2743
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:37,120
Speaker 5: it when their kids have those kinds of allergies. How

2744
02:11:37,200 --> 02:11:40,960
Speaker 5: bad is your son's peanut allergy. I mean it was

2745
02:11:41,160 --> 02:11:43,200
Speaker 5: worse when he was younger, but I think he just

2746
02:11:43,360 --> 02:11:46,320
Speaker 5: got so used to not consuming anything because peanuts are

2747
02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:48,360
Speaker 5: a lot of things too, So he's not to the

2748
02:11:48,400 --> 02:11:52,280
Speaker 5: point now where it would like, you know, flatten him

2749
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:52,600
Speaker 5: or whatever.

2750
02:11:52,720 --> 02:11:53,760
Speaker 2: But he still avoids him.

2751
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:55,080
Speaker 5: Is he like one of those people that if he's

2752
02:11:55,120 --> 02:11:56,480
Speaker 5: on an airplane and the person next to him is

2753
02:11:56,480 --> 02:11:57,520
Speaker 5: eating peanuts, he's got a problem.

2754
02:11:57,560 --> 02:11:59,440
Speaker 2: No, nothing like that. Okay, no, because there's something even

2755
02:11:59,520 --> 02:12:01,000
Speaker 2: like airbow or and they're screwed. Yeah.

2756
02:12:02,040 --> 02:12:04,640
Speaker 5: Alan, you haven't eaten an apple off the core either,

2757
02:12:05,400 --> 02:12:07,600
Speaker 5: because you eat it because there.

2758
02:12:07,840 --> 02:12:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

2759
02:12:11,080 --> 02:12:13,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I figure, as long as I got Benadryl next

2760
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:16,360
Speaker 5: to me, I'm gonna try one thing at a time

2761
02:12:16,440 --> 02:12:17,840
Speaker 5: until I'm like, all right, I know I still can't

2762
02:12:17,920 --> 02:12:19,360
Speaker 5: do that one because I really want to just go

2763
02:12:19,440 --> 02:12:20,680
Speaker 5: to the store and buy a freaking apple.

2764
02:12:20,960 --> 02:12:22,600
Speaker 2: I love appams. Yeah, apples are great.

2765
02:12:24,360 --> 02:12:30,120
Speaker 5: I mean the medical establishment hates them because apples keep

2766
02:12:30,280 --> 02:12:31,080
Speaker 5: doctors away.

2767
02:12:32,240 --> 02:12:34,120
Speaker 2: I didn't even think of that apple a day.

2768
02:12:35,560 --> 02:12:38,160
Speaker 5: Alan, I met you were sixty five and older demographic

2769
02:12:38,240 --> 02:12:39,920
Speaker 5: really enjoys this yogurt segment.

2770
02:12:40,240 --> 02:12:41,480
Speaker 2: Well, hey, what do you want from me?

2771
02:12:41,760 --> 02:12:45,520
Speaker 5: I'm just somebody texting me about Jamie Lee Curnis and

2772
02:12:45,720 --> 02:12:48,640
Speaker 5: how that poop yogurt probably plays no small part in

2773
02:12:48,800 --> 02:12:52,960
Speaker 5: her continued viability as an actress and an artist.

2774
02:12:53,200 --> 02:12:55,880
Speaker 2: Someone says, your prunes only come dried? Is that true?

2775
02:12:56,480 --> 02:13:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're dried plums you. Oh right, they're dry right

2776
02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:04,200
Speaker 5: now and long time less of the show. Like to

2777
02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:06,320
Speaker 5: throw this back at me. Years ago, my wife and

2778
02:13:06,400 --> 02:13:08,880
Speaker 5: I were talking and I was talking about dehydrated fruit,

2779
02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:13,480
Speaker 5: and I said, literally, how come nobody has dehydrated grapes?

2780
02:13:13,880 --> 02:13:16,000
Speaker 5: And she looked at me and thought I was joking,

2781
02:13:16,160 --> 02:13:17,640
Speaker 5: realized I wasn't and said, do.

2782
02:13:17,720 --> 02:13:21,960
Speaker 2: You mean raisins? And I go, oh right. I just

2783
02:13:22,000 --> 02:13:24,680
Speaker 2: had a brain fart in that moment. But that was enough.

2784
02:13:25,800 --> 02:13:28,280
Speaker 2: So the prune is my plea is my grape. That's

2785
02:13:28,360 --> 02:13:30,840
Speaker 2: like what happened to you? Yeah? There you go, Well,

2786
02:13:31,040 --> 02:13:33,680
Speaker 2: but you knew you just didn't think about it. No,

2787
02:13:33,840 --> 02:13:34,839
Speaker 2: I'm just stupid.

2788
02:13:35,080 --> 02:13:35,120
Speaker 15: No.

2789
02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:38,240
Speaker 5: I think in fairness, if you asked a lot of

2790
02:13:38,280 --> 02:13:40,760
Speaker 5: people what's a prune, they wouldn't know. I think you

2791
02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:43,480
Speaker 5: asked anybody what a raisein is. It's a dry grape, dummy.

2792
02:13:43,880 --> 02:13:45,400
Speaker 5: But once you said it, I was like, oh yeah,

2793
02:13:45,640 --> 02:13:47,480
Speaker 5: and I felt dumb for even bringing it up. So

2794
02:13:47,880 --> 02:13:49,800
Speaker 5: I either knew it and forgot it, or I'm just really,

2795
02:13:49,880 --> 02:13:54,680
Speaker 5: really dumb one of the two. Alan, I bet Rob's

2796
02:13:54,720 --> 02:13:56,720
Speaker 5: lips always get a little tingly when he puts them

2797
02:13:56,760 --> 02:13:57,720
Speaker 5: on a set of plumbs.

2798
02:13:59,120 --> 02:14:03,920
Speaker 2: Now, is that an implication that you're eating more that you?

2799
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:16,480
Speaker 5: Yeahs ah? All right, Ethan and Rochester her buddy. He's

2800
02:14:16,520 --> 02:14:18,520
Speaker 5: like Zelig on this show, right. He pops up all

2801
02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:21,280
Speaker 5: the time. Allan, I think I have a similar allergy

2802
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:24,600
Speaker 5: every time I do blow my lips and face go number.

2803
02:14:26,440 --> 02:14:29,360
Speaker 2: He is allergic to the coca plant. Bob. He can't

2804
02:14:29,400 --> 02:14:30,120
Speaker 2: feel his face.

2805
02:14:30,560 --> 02:14:33,240
Speaker 5: He needs to have an EpiPen near him at all

2806
02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:37,600
Speaker 5: times when he's doing cocaine so he doesn't fall over.

2807
02:14:39,080 --> 02:14:41,800
Speaker 2: Yes, why else?

2808
02:14:43,920 --> 02:14:55,680
Speaker 6: While show on one?

2809
02:15:00,240 --> 02:15:03,000
Speaker 18: If we now return to something barely worth your time

2810
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:05,240
Speaker 18: already in progress?

2811
02:15:05,440 --> 02:15:07,280
Speaker 2: The whole thing is and pointless.

2812
02:15:07,600 --> 02:15:09,040
Speaker 6: The Alan Cox Show.

2813
02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:11,560
Speaker 8: One seven mms.

2814
02:15:11,800 --> 02:15:13,520
Speaker 5: I'm fourteen. I've been listening to you guys since I

2815
02:15:13,640 --> 02:15:15,240
Speaker 5: was eleven. I could never call because I can never

2816
02:15:15,280 --> 02:15:18,960
Speaker 5: remember the number and stuff like that. I just joined

2817
02:15:19,000 --> 02:15:21,600
Speaker 5: Facebook and decided to send this as one of the

2818
02:15:21,640 --> 02:15:27,000
Speaker 5: first things I did. Hopefully you find your ipode. I'll

2819
02:15:27,040 --> 02:15:29,600
Speaker 5: take that as iPod sincerely, some person. Well, thank you,

2820
02:15:29,720 --> 02:15:34,800
Speaker 5: some person. Congratulations. You know, as the really really young

2821
02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:41,120
Speaker 5: end of the audience grows and matures into fine, upstanding

2822
02:15:41,200 --> 02:15:44,600
Speaker 5: young men and women, they'll always still find something in

2823
02:15:44,680 --> 02:15:50,680
Speaker 5: the show to cling to and enjoy. There you go,

2824
02:15:51,800 --> 02:15:55,960
Speaker 5: well done, you Calves. Tonight they are at home to

2825
02:15:56,000 --> 02:16:02,400
Speaker 5: play the Magic of Orlando at six point thirty. That's

2826
02:16:02,440 --> 02:16:05,360
Speaker 5: your pregame. Your first tip at the Q is going

2827
02:16:05,440 --> 02:16:06,200
Speaker 5: to be seven o'clock.

2828
02:16:07,120 --> 02:16:07,400
Speaker 3: Some of the.

2829
02:16:07,480 --> 02:16:12,760
Speaker 5: Warriors are fifteen and oh, nobody can beat these guys. Yeah,

2830
02:16:13,080 --> 02:16:14,840
Speaker 5: I is that who knocked the Calves out in the

2831
02:16:14,880 --> 02:16:15,560
Speaker 5: finals last.

2832
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:18,920
Speaker 2: Year is the Warriors. They're a very good team, very

2833
02:16:19,000 --> 02:16:21,600
Speaker 2: good team. I hate that's Stephen Curry. I hate him

2834
02:16:22,240 --> 02:16:23,440
Speaker 2: why because he's so.

2835
02:16:23,560 --> 02:16:27,480
Speaker 7: Good and he's like the whole nice guy thing. I'm like,

2836
02:16:27,680 --> 02:16:31,080
Speaker 7: uh yeah, yeah, I can't stand in that barf in

2837
02:16:31,160 --> 02:16:34,600
Speaker 7: my mouth. She said, it's a big weekend for her.

2838
02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:38,360
Speaker 7: He's too nice right now, that's disgusting. Well, they would

2839
02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:40,840
Speaker 7: do it if she asked, because that would be the

2840
02:16:40,879 --> 02:16:41,600
Speaker 7: polite thing to do.

2841
02:16:43,040 --> 02:16:43,120
Speaker 15: Oh.

2842
02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:44,960
Speaker 2: I met Steph Curry over the weekend. What did he do?

2843
02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:46,840
Speaker 2: He vomited directly into my mouth.

2844
02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:47,640
Speaker 1: Why do you do that?

2845
02:16:47,760 --> 02:16:48,640
Speaker 2: Because I asked him to.

2846
02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:54,800
Speaker 5: He had a signed affidavit that would keep me free

2847
02:16:54,840 --> 02:16:58,520
Speaker 5: from any kind of litigation, and then he proceeded to

2848
02:16:59,280 --> 02:17:04,760
Speaker 5: regurgitate Pelican style directly down my gullet. Panthers are ten

2849
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:08,040
Speaker 5: and oh two on the football side, that's exciting. They

2850
02:17:08,080 --> 02:17:10,280
Speaker 5: were not a team that anybody really paid attention to

2851
02:17:10,360 --> 02:17:12,440
Speaker 5: for a long time unless you lived in North or

2852
02:17:12,600 --> 02:17:16,760
Speaker 5: South Carolina. Our boy Billy Black, our production guys from Charlotte,

2853
02:17:17,520 --> 02:17:19,080
Speaker 5: and I go, hey, who's couch Lee?

2854
02:17:19,640 --> 02:17:25,280
Speaker 2: He's got a kick Lee? Yeah? And he's laughing. You

2855
02:17:25,320 --> 02:17:26,440
Speaker 2: don't know? What the hell do I know?

2856
02:17:27,840 --> 02:17:28,000
Speaker 16: Yeah?

2857
02:17:28,280 --> 02:17:28,960
Speaker 2: You know, I don't.

2858
02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:32,200
Speaker 5: I don't commit these guys' names to memory. All I

2859
02:17:32,240 --> 02:17:34,240
Speaker 5: know is Cam Newton. It's all I know about Carolina.

2860
02:17:34,600 --> 02:17:37,040
Speaker 5: But they're doing great. So he schooled me on the

2861
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:42,200
Speaker 5: keek Lee and uh, there's that beast is he? Yeah

2862
02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:45,320
Speaker 5: he's a quarterback. No, he's a linebacker. He's a linebacker.

2863
02:17:46,520 --> 02:17:51,400
Speaker 5: All right, Well, solid, there you go. I had a

2864
02:17:51,440 --> 02:17:54,040
Speaker 5: massage this weekend. I know I sound really tense, but

2865
02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:56,280
Speaker 5: I had I had a hadn't had a massage in

2866
02:17:56,360 --> 02:18:00,440
Speaker 5: a while, and we went and got massages and they

2867
02:18:00,480 --> 02:18:02,640
Speaker 5: give you a little thing where you got to fill

2868
02:18:02,680 --> 02:18:06,120
Speaker 5: out the form mark down anything that's wrong with you.

2869
02:18:06,160 --> 02:18:09,360
Speaker 5: You got hypertension, high blood pressure, cancer, I don't have

2870
02:18:09,480 --> 02:18:12,720
Speaker 5: anything to check. So I go nope, en slash a

2871
02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:16,480
Speaker 5: thank you, and then they give you the little illustrated

2872
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:18,640
Speaker 5: man where they want you to circle what you need

2873
02:18:18,680 --> 02:18:21,520
Speaker 5: to work on, yeah, or like what injuries you might have. Yeah,

2874
02:18:22,360 --> 02:18:23,840
Speaker 5: And I always want to be a smart ass and

2875
02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:26,039
Speaker 5: like circle my groin. I don't do that though, because

2876
02:18:26,040 --> 02:18:27,520
Speaker 5: it was the first time and I didn't want to.

2877
02:18:27,760 --> 02:18:30,680
Speaker 5: I wanted to make a good first impression. Finding a

2878
02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:33,600
Speaker 5: massuse is not easy that you that you like and

2879
02:18:33,680 --> 02:18:34,400
Speaker 5: would return to.

2880
02:18:34,680 --> 02:18:35,240
Speaker 2: This isn't one of.

2881
02:18:35,240 --> 02:18:39,200
Speaker 7: Those happy endings places in Warren or something. No, this

2882
02:18:39,360 --> 02:18:45,800
Speaker 7: is a professional joint. Those are very professional too, but

2883
02:18:46,520 --> 02:18:50,000
Speaker 7: they're very professional. It's a paid service.

2884
02:18:51,440 --> 02:18:54,560
Speaker 5: They have that They have that same body diagram, but

2885
02:18:54,640 --> 02:18:57,040
Speaker 5: it's up on the wall laminated with the crotch pre

2886
02:18:57,240 --> 02:19:00,520
Speaker 5: circle right. Probably Yeah, No, it wasn't like that, and

2887
02:19:00,640 --> 02:19:08,160
Speaker 5: so I I go, that's right, So I get in there.

2888
02:19:08,280 --> 02:19:09,800
Speaker 5: But here's the problem, my gy. It's going to be

2889
02:19:09,840 --> 02:19:13,560
Speaker 5: great I get in there and she goes, all right,

2890
02:19:13,560 --> 02:19:15,200
Speaker 5: I'll give you a couple of minutes and i'll come back.

2891
02:19:15,520 --> 02:19:16,720
Speaker 5: I'll knock cool.

2892
02:19:16,800 --> 02:19:19,160
Speaker 8: Hey, you gotta get undressed yet to get you dressed.

2893
02:19:19,240 --> 02:19:23,400
Speaker 5: Here's the problem. Though I haven't had a massage probably

2894
02:19:23,480 --> 02:19:26,600
Speaker 5: a year. I want to get to like one a week.

2895
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:28,480
Speaker 5: I want to be like a mob boss. I want

2896
02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:32,600
Speaker 5: to have like a weekly massage where they go, oh,

2897
02:19:33,000 --> 02:19:36,039
Speaker 5: here comes mister Cox or whatever they call me behind

2898
02:19:36,080 --> 02:19:38,520
Speaker 5: my back. So I get in there and I can't

2899
02:19:38,560 --> 02:19:41,840
Speaker 5: remember if it's underwear on or off. I'm having a

2900
02:19:41,959 --> 02:19:46,720
Speaker 5: total brain fart and I can't remember, Mike, is it underwear.

2901
02:19:48,600 --> 02:19:51,240
Speaker 2: Here's a question for you. What what would make you

2902
02:19:51,320 --> 02:19:52,840
Speaker 2: think that she needed them off?

2903
02:19:53,160 --> 02:19:55,120
Speaker 7: What do you think they're going to be massaging that

2904
02:19:55,160 --> 02:19:57,360
Speaker 7: would require your underwear to be off?

2905
02:19:57,640 --> 02:20:00,800
Speaker 5: Glad you asked, because it asked if you had any

2906
02:20:01,000 --> 02:20:03,840
Speaker 5: Do you have a problem with massage in any of

2907
02:20:03,920 --> 02:20:08,720
Speaker 5: these areas, feet, glutes, massages.

2908
02:20:08,879 --> 02:20:10,680
Speaker 2: Well yeah, they can do like the A lot of times.

2909
02:20:10,680 --> 02:20:13,240
Speaker 5: They'll do like the over the sheet, right, So if

2910
02:20:13,280 --> 02:20:16,119
Speaker 5: you have your skives on, they can't get a real

2911
02:20:16,160 --> 02:20:18,760
Speaker 5: good Like when you get a massage, you probably you

2912
02:20:18,879 --> 02:20:19,720
Speaker 5: take your bra off.

2913
02:20:19,959 --> 02:20:21,039
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just got one last week.

2914
02:20:21,200 --> 02:20:21,520
Speaker 14: There you go.

2915
02:20:21,680 --> 02:20:23,880
Speaker 5: So it took my bra, right, because even if you

2916
02:20:23,959 --> 02:20:25,800
Speaker 5: were to take the bra and leave it on, you'd

2917
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:27,520
Speaker 5: still want to have the straps down because they can't

2918
02:20:27,560 --> 02:20:28,879
Speaker 5: massage around the straps.

2919
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:31,360
Speaker 7: Right, and when when they need to when she needs

2920
02:20:31,400 --> 02:20:33,879
Speaker 7: to flip me over or whatever, like because she starts

2921
02:20:33,959 --> 02:20:36,880
Speaker 7: with me on my back, she holds up the sheet

2922
02:20:36,959 --> 02:20:39,400
Speaker 7: so it's like privacy, right, and then I flip over

2923
02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:40,520
Speaker 7: and I'm face down.

2924
02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:41,760
Speaker 2: But you still have your bottoms on.

2925
02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:42,840
Speaker 8: Of course.

2926
02:20:43,520 --> 02:20:48,360
Speaker 5: See I couldn't remember, because I'm almost positive I still

2927
02:20:48,400 --> 02:20:49,000
Speaker 5: can't remember.

2928
02:20:49,280 --> 02:20:51,600
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so what'd you go with? Fuck naked?

2929
02:20:52,120 --> 02:20:52,360
Speaker 8: You win?

2930
02:20:52,480 --> 02:20:54,119
Speaker 2: Naked? Naked? Completely naked.

2931
02:20:54,240 --> 02:20:57,800
Speaker 5: Well, I'm like, listen, this is a massage place, right,

2932
02:20:58,120 --> 02:21:00,760
Speaker 5: So it's not like they're gonna go what you know,

2933
02:21:01,480 --> 02:21:04,480
Speaker 5: because whether I have underwear on or not, she's gonna

2934
02:21:04,520 --> 02:21:05,720
Speaker 5: have a great time massaging me.

2935
02:21:06,240 --> 02:21:09,800
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of her pleasure should be

2936
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:10,120
Speaker 2: paying me.

2937
02:21:10,760 --> 02:21:14,040
Speaker 5: I have beautiful feet, uh, my neck, there's a lot

2938
02:21:14,080 --> 02:21:16,200
Speaker 5: of tension in their tension in my neck.

2939
02:21:16,280 --> 02:21:17,160
Speaker 2: So I give her something to work.

2940
02:21:17,160 --> 02:21:18,560
Speaker 8: It's penis and his crack.

2941
02:21:19,080 --> 02:21:21,320
Speaker 2: So she goes ooh, you really you keep a lot

2942
02:21:21,360 --> 02:21:21,560
Speaker 2: in there?

2943
02:21:21,600 --> 02:21:23,720
Speaker 5: I go, yes, I do. That's where I so, you know,

2944
02:21:23,840 --> 02:21:26,240
Speaker 5: go crazy. It's like how much do you want to go?

2945
02:21:26,280 --> 02:21:27,360
Speaker 5: Whatever you got, give it to me.

2946
02:21:27,800 --> 02:21:28,280
Speaker 20: But I go.

2947
02:21:28,800 --> 02:21:30,600
Speaker 2: But I'm standing there and I'm like, I know she's

2948
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:36,560
Speaker 2: going to be knocking in a minute. I'm standing. I'm like, off, you.

2949
02:21:36,600 --> 02:21:37,680
Speaker 8: Took too much time deciding.

2950
02:21:37,800 --> 02:21:41,520
Speaker 2: She walks in and you're just naked around your ankles

2951
02:21:43,120 --> 02:21:44,240
Speaker 2: slowly pulling back.

2952
02:21:44,200 --> 02:21:47,119
Speaker 7: Up the night.

2953
02:21:47,560 --> 02:21:50,600
Speaker 2: I just like, is this cool or you know?

2954
02:21:51,240 --> 02:21:53,240
Speaker 5: So then I'm lying there because they start you on

2955
02:21:53,320 --> 02:21:56,760
Speaker 5: your stomach and I'm lying there buck naked, and she

2956
02:21:56,959 --> 02:22:00,080
Speaker 5: had to have figured that out quickly because boy and

2957
02:22:00,160 --> 02:22:03,440
Speaker 5: she's like working the legs were well yeah that but

2958
02:22:03,680 --> 02:22:06,959
Speaker 5: like they tuck that sheet in so there's no cross

2959
02:22:07,040 --> 02:22:11,000
Speaker 5: pollination of hand and balls or anything. So I kind

2960
02:22:11,040 --> 02:22:12,800
Speaker 5: of felt bad. I tipped a little lecture because I

2961
02:22:12,800 --> 02:22:15,320
Speaker 5: wasn't you, but I literally gave her just the tip too.

2962
02:22:15,560 --> 02:22:18,240
Speaker 5: I could not remember. I literally could not remember, and.

2963
02:22:18,280 --> 02:22:21,200
Speaker 9: I wasn't gonna go heyer.

2964
02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:21,119
Speaker 6: On or off.

2965
02:22:22,800 --> 02:22:24,960
Speaker 7: Across the hall, like you know, did they do the

2966
02:22:25,800 --> 02:22:28,840
Speaker 7: like when they moved to your legs like you're under

2967
02:22:28,879 --> 02:22:30,880
Speaker 7: the sheet when they're doing your back and whatever, and

2968
02:22:30,959 --> 02:22:34,040
Speaker 7: then when they go to your legs, they'll remove just

2969
02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:36,480
Speaker 7: one leg from the sheet, So then the rest of

2970
02:22:36,600 --> 02:22:38,879
Speaker 7: you is warm, correct while the one leg's being worked

2971
02:22:38,920 --> 02:22:42,560
Speaker 7: on that. And that's when if you aren't wearing any underwear,

2972
02:22:42,760 --> 02:22:44,120
Speaker 7: that's when it can get a little weird.

2973
02:22:44,560 --> 02:22:45,400
Speaker 2: That's why I felt like.

2974
02:22:45,440 --> 02:22:48,680
Speaker 8: Open air and you're not sure how much they're seeing, you.

2975
02:22:48,720 --> 02:22:50,920
Speaker 7: Know, because your legs lifted, but you're like, is it

2976
02:22:51,040 --> 02:22:52,560
Speaker 7: lifting an officer where they can see?

2977
02:22:52,920 --> 02:22:55,960
Speaker 5: Uno It wasn't lifted. I mean, it was just I

2978
02:22:56,040 --> 02:22:58,040
Speaker 5: was just kind of lieing there and she would because

2979
02:22:58,040 --> 02:22:59,879
Speaker 5: there's kind of two layers. There's like the top sheet

2980
02:22:59,879 --> 02:23:01,680
Speaker 5: in the there's the bottom sheet. Yeah, and they'll they'll

2981
02:23:01,760 --> 02:23:04,879
Speaker 5: just she just tucked it in, right. The talking thing

2982
02:23:05,040 --> 02:23:05,440
Speaker 5: is tired.

2983
02:23:05,800 --> 02:23:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but yeah, yeah, I was like, oh, but

2984
02:23:10,480 --> 02:23:10,680
Speaker 2: she was.

2985
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:15,080
Speaker 5: She was very discreet and if I well, I mean,

2986
02:23:16,240 --> 02:23:19,160
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to put her in that. I didn't

2987
02:23:19,160 --> 02:23:21,400
Speaker 5: mean to put her in that position, right, But I

2988
02:23:21,560 --> 02:23:25,280
Speaker 5: literally could not remember. So yeah, going to for future

2989
02:23:25,320 --> 02:23:28,120
Speaker 5: reference gives on or off, I don't know gives on

2990
02:23:28,360 --> 02:23:29,400
Speaker 5: the true polite.

2991
02:23:31,680 --> 02:23:36,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, but i'd also have my hopes up so

2992
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:38,320
Speaker 2: I'd just be in there like, eh, we'll see what happens.

2993
02:23:39,040 --> 02:23:40,840
Speaker 5: I mean, if they're off, then there's more of a

2994
02:23:40,959 --> 02:23:44,039
Speaker 5: chance I'll have your hopes up, among other things.

2995
02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:46,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't like that, though. I didn't want to think that.

2996
02:23:46,640 --> 02:23:46,880
Speaker 20: I was.

2997
02:23:47,280 --> 02:23:49,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I've told you about the time when

2998
02:23:49,760 --> 02:23:52,200
Speaker 7: I went on that press jungt to l A and

2999
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:55,680
Speaker 7: they were the company was for TBS. They were nice

3000
02:23:55,760 --> 02:23:58,160
Speaker 7: enough to provide us with massages when we flew in

3001
02:23:58,480 --> 02:24:01,640
Speaker 7: checked into the hotel hotel yeah, and I was like

3002
02:24:01,760 --> 02:24:04,920
Speaker 7: beside myself, I'm like, Wow, I've never been to bliss Spot,

3003
02:24:05,000 --> 02:24:07,160
Speaker 7: this fancy spot the w hotel. I'm like, this is

3004
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:08,480
Speaker 7: gonna be the best massage ever.

3005
02:24:08,959 --> 02:24:09,720
Speaker 8: I was so excited.

3006
02:24:09,840 --> 02:24:11,440
Speaker 7: My friend who I brought with me is across the

3007
02:24:11,520 --> 02:24:14,160
Speaker 7: hall and we're in separate rooms, so I don't see her.

3008
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:14,800
Speaker 2: She doesn't seen me.

3009
02:24:15,640 --> 02:24:21,200
Speaker 7: And she I was wearing I was wearing a thong,

3010
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:24,520
Speaker 7: little TMI action, but I did have underwear on.

3011
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:29,320
Speaker 2: She rubbed way up the thigh, like way up.

3012
02:24:29,800 --> 02:24:35,320
Speaker 5: The thigh, like to the side, grind areas like if

3013
02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:38,360
Speaker 5: you like, if you she was she was was a

3014
02:24:38,440 --> 02:24:40,200
Speaker 5: canary in the coal mine. If you'll pardon the pun

3015
02:24:40,560 --> 02:24:44,880
Speaker 5: for if you made a noise where she could know, Okay, yeah,

3016
02:24:45,040 --> 02:24:46,039
Speaker 5: she's she's down.

3017
02:24:46,320 --> 02:24:48,360
Speaker 7: I was like, is there is she hinting it? And

3018
02:24:48,440 --> 02:24:50,360
Speaker 7: mind you, this lady looked a little butcher, so it

3019
02:24:50,480 --> 02:24:53,480
Speaker 7: was like, is am I getting something extra here? Or

3020
02:24:53,600 --> 02:24:56,480
Speaker 7: is this standard? It's la so you know, anything goes

3021
02:24:56,520 --> 02:24:58,959
Speaker 7: I'm sure. And then she flips me over my back

3022
02:24:59,440 --> 02:25:03,040
Speaker 7: and massage is my bare ass with her hands And

3023
02:25:03,160 --> 02:25:06,720
Speaker 7: at first I'm like, this is so awkward, really to

3024
02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:06,960
Speaker 7: get you?

3025
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:08,560
Speaker 2: And then you're like, it's pretty good.

3026
02:25:08,760 --> 02:25:09,000
Speaker 21: Yeah.

3027
02:25:09,320 --> 02:25:11,440
Speaker 2: See I thought maybe I thought maybe it was great.

3028
02:25:11,520 --> 02:25:14,440
Speaker 5: I thought maybe when she saw that I was skiveed

3029
02:25:14,480 --> 02:25:17,080
Speaker 5: for you, she would have like gone in for the glutes.

3030
02:25:17,440 --> 02:25:19,600
Speaker 5: Did still now she probably want to err on the

3031
02:25:19,600 --> 02:25:21,560
Speaker 5: side of cautions. It was my first time seeing her,

3032
02:25:21,640 --> 02:25:24,840
Speaker 5: so right, you know, I don't know, but boy, I Marie,

3033
02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:26,920
Speaker 5: was that a major faux pad on my part? That

3034
02:25:26,959 --> 02:25:28,640
Speaker 5: says why I need this is why I need more

3035
02:25:28,680 --> 02:25:30,800
Speaker 5: regular massages because I can't remember.

3036
02:25:32,800 --> 02:25:36,080
Speaker 24: All right, I will tell you allan. I've been a

3037
02:25:36,280 --> 02:25:41,240
Speaker 24: license massage therapist for thirty years, and it is not

3038
02:25:41,480 --> 02:25:44,879
Speaker 24: uncommon for people not to put underwear on, and it's

3039
02:25:44,879 --> 02:25:47,440
Speaker 24: you're a professional like I am, it doesn't matter to me.

3040
02:25:47,920 --> 02:25:49,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my next question is going to be do

3041
02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:51,280
Speaker 2: you prefer that we keep them on?

3042
02:25:52,240 --> 02:25:55,200
Speaker 24: If you are having low back and his pain, then

3043
02:25:55,560 --> 02:25:59,440
Speaker 24: I prefer that you have them off, because Erica, I actually,

3044
02:25:59,520 --> 02:26:02,560
Speaker 24: because I've been doing it for so long, I do

3045
02:26:03,360 --> 02:26:07,000
Speaker 24: rub oil. I use my hands on the glutes.

3046
02:26:07,640 --> 02:26:09,400
Speaker 5: See, that's what I was talking about, because I kind

3047
02:26:09,440 --> 02:26:11,240
Speaker 5: of said, well, I got some lower back stuff.

3048
02:26:11,000 --> 02:26:13,160
Speaker 2: And yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, I get.

3049
02:26:13,240 --> 02:26:15,160
Speaker 7: I mean I get that, like if if you need

3050
02:26:15,240 --> 02:26:17,119
Speaker 7: the work on the hips and the glutes and whatever,

3051
02:26:17,240 --> 02:26:18,400
Speaker 7: I understand that.

3052
02:26:18,520 --> 02:26:25,240
Speaker 5: But to just assume, or I could, I figured professionals

3053
02:26:25,360 --> 02:26:27,600
Speaker 5: like Marie, I figured, though, there's nothing they're gonna see

3054
02:26:27,640 --> 02:26:29,440
Speaker 5: that's gonna freak them out. It's not like I got

3055
02:26:29,480 --> 02:26:31,320
Speaker 5: a weird toe or you know, I got like a

3056
02:26:32,000 --> 02:26:34,600
Speaker 5: weird hair, or you know, I'm beautiful.

3057
02:26:35,240 --> 02:26:39,000
Speaker 24: Well exactly, And here's the thing. Oftentimes I close my

3058
02:26:39,120 --> 02:26:42,800
Speaker 24: eyes because I can imagine the muscles better that way,

3059
02:26:43,000 --> 02:26:46,600
Speaker 24: and you're not distracted by any like moles or anything.

3060
02:26:47,360 --> 02:26:51,560
Speaker 24: And honest to god, I could care less what's going

3061
02:26:51,640 --> 02:26:55,760
Speaker 24: on under the sheets in your blowing area, because like

3062
02:26:55,879 --> 02:26:56,959
Speaker 24: I'm like, Wow.

3063
02:26:56,879 --> 02:27:00,280
Speaker 10: This is a really messed up you know, glueas god

3064
02:27:00,480 --> 02:27:04,720
Speaker 10: or you're you know, you become one with the muscle. Basically,

3065
02:27:05,320 --> 02:27:08,080
Speaker 10: oh god, yeah, we don't we should care, Love and Erica.

3066
02:27:08,240 --> 02:27:10,720
Speaker 24: Usually it is the people that are giving the massage.

3067
02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:13,160
Speaker 24: They're more uncomfortable than the therapist.

3068
02:27:13,440 --> 02:27:14,640
Speaker 2: So that's why.

3069
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:17,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know at that point, you're like a doctor.

3070
02:27:17,400 --> 02:27:18,840
Speaker 7: You see people as a piece of meat.

3071
02:27:18,959 --> 02:27:21,120
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Like, I really didn't think she'd care.

3072
02:27:21,280 --> 02:27:23,840
Speaker 5: Wasn't like, whoa, I will come so you uder WIRW.

3073
02:27:24,080 --> 02:27:26,080
Speaker 5: But I I literally it was a bigger deal for

3074
02:27:26,120 --> 02:27:27,880
Speaker 5: me because I couldn't remember. I was like, oh no,

3075
02:27:28,200 --> 02:27:28,959
Speaker 5: it's like getting.

3076
02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:29,400
Speaker 8: A spray tan.

3077
02:27:29,560 --> 02:27:31,800
Speaker 7: Like the very first time I ever got a spray tan,

3078
02:27:31,920 --> 02:27:33,680
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I keep all my underwear on

3079
02:27:33,800 --> 02:27:35,879
Speaker 7: because you know, I don't want to like just walk

3080
02:27:35,920 --> 02:27:38,080
Speaker 7: in expecting them to just spray me butt naked.

3081
02:27:38,160 --> 02:27:41,280
Speaker 8: See that now I walk in like completely naked, like

3082
02:27:41,560 --> 02:27:42,040
Speaker 8: spur ray.

3083
02:27:42,200 --> 02:27:44,920
Speaker 5: Mean, that's a situation where why would you keep any

3084
02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:48,280
Speaker 5: clothing on for a spray tan. You could go out

3085
02:27:48,320 --> 02:27:49,560
Speaker 5: and get a you could lay in a bed with

3086
02:27:49,640 --> 02:27:51,800
Speaker 5: your underwround and get a get a farmer's tan.

3087
02:27:51,920 --> 02:27:53,560
Speaker 2: Look, that's true eighties porno.

3088
02:27:53,720 --> 02:27:56,960
Speaker 7: Look, I think it's just that like I, you know,

3089
02:27:57,120 --> 02:28:00,040
Speaker 7: I'm not super comfortable, just like walking in somewhere, I

3090
02:28:00,280 --> 02:28:03,440
Speaker 7: just completely butt ass naked, you know, all right?

3091
02:28:03,640 --> 02:28:04,200
Speaker 2: Or buck ass?

3092
02:28:04,280 --> 02:28:04,800
Speaker 6: What it was it?

3093
02:28:05,000 --> 02:28:08,480
Speaker 2: Buck? But whatever floats your boat? Yeah, thank you Marie.

3094
02:28:08,800 --> 02:28:10,520
Speaker 24: Hey, Alan, did I tell you one more thing?

3095
02:28:10,879 --> 02:28:12,520
Speaker 2: One more thing?

3096
02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:13,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

3097
02:28:14,040 --> 02:28:17,879
Speaker 24: If you want to get an awesome massage tissue therapeutic,

3098
02:28:18,080 --> 02:28:21,640
Speaker 24: I will offer you on this town. If you come

3099
02:28:21,680 --> 02:28:22,640
Speaker 24: to where I work in on.

3100
02:28:22,720 --> 02:28:24,959
Speaker 2: Mile, shoot me an email.

3101
02:28:25,720 --> 02:28:26,240
Speaker 24: I will do that.

3102
02:28:26,560 --> 02:28:29,040
Speaker 5: All right, Thank you, Marie. I'm looking for somebody I

3103
02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:31,000
Speaker 5: can go. Once a week, I go.

3104
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:35,800
Speaker 9: Caress Madown whatever. You don't say that while you're in there,

3105
02:28:35,879 --> 02:28:38,800
Speaker 9: don't do that. No, oh no, but just talk with

3106
02:28:38,879 --> 02:28:41,320
Speaker 9: it in Jamaican accent the whole time. Don't say that,

3107
02:28:41,600 --> 02:28:44,600
Speaker 9: but right, Jamaican accents should help ease the product.

3108
02:28:44,600 --> 02:28:47,240
Speaker 2: That's right. What's you're crying? But good? Grab me glutes

3109
02:28:48,800 --> 02:28:52,119
Speaker 2: big time? Hey? Al are you doing there? Alan?

3110
02:28:52,440 --> 02:28:52,600
Speaker 23: Oh?

3111
02:28:52,879 --> 02:28:53,199
Speaker 2: Fine?

3112
02:28:53,879 --> 02:28:54,240
Speaker 7: All right?

3113
02:28:54,320 --> 02:28:55,120
Speaker 25: Hey hates the show?

3114
02:28:55,400 --> 02:28:57,080
Speaker 2: Thank you? Question for you?

3115
02:28:57,160 --> 02:28:59,199
Speaker 16: You know we're all wandering this. Did the old little

3116
02:28:59,280 --> 02:29:00,680
Speaker 16: soldier come to attention there?

3117
02:29:02,160 --> 02:29:03,080
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't work like that.

3118
02:29:03,160 --> 02:29:05,440
Speaker 5: I wasn't actually thinking about his penis. I've never gotten

3119
02:29:05,480 --> 02:29:07,200
Speaker 5: a boner when I've gotten a massage. I don't think

3120
02:29:07,200 --> 02:29:08,960
Speaker 5: it works like that. I mean, at least not for me.

3121
02:29:09,040 --> 02:29:10,080
Speaker 5: I'm not seven years old.

3122
02:29:10,160 --> 02:29:12,080
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you mean it doesn't work like that.

3123
02:29:12,240 --> 02:29:13,199
Speaker 17: That's how it works.

3124
02:29:13,879 --> 02:29:16,040
Speaker 5: You get a boner from a massage. That means that

3125
02:29:16,080 --> 02:29:18,879
Speaker 5: you're never touched in any other capacity. If that's all

3126
02:29:18,959 --> 02:29:21,000
Speaker 5: it takes. It takes a little bit more for me

3127
02:29:21,160 --> 02:29:23,040
Speaker 5: to get a rod than a girl massaging me.

3128
02:29:23,760 --> 02:29:26,039
Speaker 16: If was she good luck in gosh, she's cute.

3129
02:29:26,760 --> 02:29:30,600
Speaker 5: Okay, But again, it's I understand the transaction. I am

3130
02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:32,880
Speaker 5: a piece of meat. It's not like these people are like,

3131
02:29:32,920 --> 02:29:34,560
Speaker 5: oh my god. I mean you do want to be

3132
02:29:34,640 --> 02:29:36,720
Speaker 5: in better shape. That's like, if I'm gonna get more

3133
02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:39,040
Speaker 5: regular massages, I want to get into better shape because

3134
02:29:39,040 --> 02:29:41,039
Speaker 5: you want them to kind of going, oh this is nice,

3135
02:29:41,080 --> 02:29:44,600
Speaker 5: you know whatever, rather than what worried they're thinking why

3136
02:29:44,760 --> 02:29:47,280
Speaker 5: everybody should be. I mean you're worried clearly because you

3137
02:29:47,280 --> 02:29:49,480
Speaker 5: don't want to walk into someplace butt ass naked to

3138
02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:50,280
Speaker 5: get a spray tan.

3139
02:29:50,400 --> 02:29:52,840
Speaker 12: And when it's different having a muscle massage than just

3140
02:29:52,959 --> 02:29:55,920
Speaker 12: like a fat part of your body massage. Like when

3141
02:29:55,959 --> 02:29:57,320
Speaker 12: you get down there, like where you have like love

3142
02:29:57,360 --> 02:29:59,360
Speaker 12: handles and stuff, and they're just pushing. They're like, well,

3143
02:29:59,360 --> 02:30:01,600
Speaker 12: there's that are you doing here?

3144
02:30:01,720 --> 02:30:04,960
Speaker 2: Like just squeezing. I'm making a pizza. I'm trying to

3145
02:30:05,000 --> 02:30:09,640
Speaker 2: get in there. She tries. When she tries to toss

3146
02:30:09,720 --> 02:30:13,360
Speaker 2: your back up like a pizza. That's no good at all.

3147
02:30:13,760 --> 02:30:17,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, Allen, I used to get weekly massages in Chicago.

3148
02:30:18,240 --> 02:30:20,560
Speaker 5: My last massage is in Chicago. It's like a year ago.

3149
02:30:20,959 --> 02:30:25,439
Speaker 5: Always went full nude under the towel. All right, well yeah, okay.

3150
02:30:25,360 --> 02:30:27,640
Speaker 2: Well I guess it's it's your choose your own adventure.

3151
02:30:27,760 --> 02:30:32,280
Speaker 5: Really, I guess you know I'm gonna I need to

3152
02:30:32,320 --> 02:30:35,680
Speaker 5: be auditioning a massage therapists over the next month or so.

3153
02:30:36,720 --> 02:30:38,920
Speaker 7: If I came in once a week, well, I don't know,

3154
02:30:39,240 --> 02:30:41,080
Speaker 7: you have a casting couch. I just want to do

3155
02:30:41,200 --> 02:30:44,160
Speaker 7: it casting table, casting table. I want to do it

3156
02:30:44,240 --> 02:30:46,040
Speaker 7: more frequently. I have a feeling I would I'd be

3157
02:30:46,200 --> 02:30:47,240
Speaker 7: looser in.

3158
02:30:47,400 --> 02:30:51,199
Speaker 5: General, you know, police that's why they call massage therapist,

3159
02:30:51,480 --> 02:30:55,440
Speaker 5: so that it would be you know, the release of toxins.

3160
02:30:55,480 --> 02:30:58,080
Speaker 2: One of that nonsense is just toxins coming up. But whatever,

3161
02:30:58,160 --> 02:30:58,959
Speaker 2: that's that's all good.

3162
02:30:59,080 --> 02:31:02,360
Speaker 7: I think there's a good It's a good thing mentally too,

3163
02:31:02,840 --> 02:31:06,360
Speaker 7: because you're you're telling yourself, I'm gonna go take some

3164
02:31:06,560 --> 02:31:07,560
Speaker 7: time just for me.

3165
02:31:08,760 --> 02:31:11,560
Speaker 5: For one hour, you know, and you shut off your brain.

3166
02:31:11,680 --> 02:31:13,640
Speaker 5: You're not looking at your phone or anything. You're just

3167
02:31:13,800 --> 02:31:16,320
Speaker 5: in that moment. Oh, I was looking at my phone.

3168
02:31:16,680 --> 02:31:19,000
Speaker 5: I had the selfie sick harness. So when I was

3169
02:31:19,040 --> 02:31:21,240
Speaker 5: on my bath, I put my talent in there and

3170
02:31:21,440 --> 02:31:24,760
Speaker 5: like a little bit more on the fascia over on

3171
02:31:24,840 --> 02:31:25,520
Speaker 5: the right foot.

3172
02:31:25,680 --> 02:31:26,000
Speaker 2: Thanks.

3173
02:31:26,680 --> 02:31:29,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was watching Master of None the whole time,

3174
02:31:29,879 --> 02:31:31,720
Speaker 5: which I watched. It's a good show, right, I love it.

3175
02:31:31,879 --> 02:31:36,040
Speaker 5: It's entertaining, yes, but funny, but also it's got some heart.

3176
02:31:36,320 --> 02:31:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is something more to it.

3177
02:31:38,360 --> 02:31:41,560
Speaker 12: I want Aziza Sorry, he's real parents in the show,

3178
02:31:41,680 --> 02:31:43,640
Speaker 12: are they really? Yeah, that's his real parents, and I

3179
02:31:43,720 --> 02:31:47,120
Speaker 12: want his dad to win an Emmy. That's amazing.

3180
02:31:47,560 --> 02:31:50,080
Speaker 5: Well, I wondered, I didn't realize it was his real parents.

3181
02:31:50,080 --> 02:31:51,880
Speaker 5: For people I haven't watched Azi's I'm sorry. Has a

3182
02:31:51,879 --> 02:31:54,640
Speaker 5: show on Netflix called Master of None, and it's kind

3183
02:31:54,640 --> 02:31:56,640
Speaker 5: of like a young Indian dude. He's an actor and

3184
02:31:56,720 --> 02:31:58,680
Speaker 5: he's you know, he's not playing himself, but he's playing

3185
02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:02,120
Speaker 5: an Indian based on Yeah. And as I'm watching it,

3186
02:32:02,200 --> 02:32:05,600
Speaker 5: I'm like, the woman playing his mom doesn't seem like

3187
02:32:05,680 --> 02:32:08,320
Speaker 5: an actress. But I didn't know that it was his mom,

3188
02:32:08,400 --> 02:32:10,959
Speaker 5: but that makes sense. Yeah, but the dad is funny.

3189
02:32:11,320 --> 02:32:14,040
Speaker 5: Very first episode where he and the girl the condom

3190
02:32:14,040 --> 02:32:16,520
Speaker 5: breaks or whatever, I'm like, where is that girl from?

3191
02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:18,840
Speaker 5: And she's popped about a couple of times. She was

3192
02:32:18,879 --> 02:32:22,040
Speaker 5: on SNL for like two episodes two seasons ago or something,

3193
02:32:22,080 --> 02:32:24,440
Speaker 5: and they blew her out and oh, yeah, she's great though.

3194
02:32:24,480 --> 02:32:25,400
Speaker 5: I love her on that show.

3195
02:32:25,840 --> 02:32:29,959
Speaker 2: She's very funny, she's very cute. It's yeah, I haven't

3196
02:32:30,000 --> 02:32:34,040
Speaker 2: seen all of them, but yeah, it's like that show.

3197
02:32:34,080 --> 02:32:36,720
Speaker 12: And then I started watching Jessica Jones the New Marvel Show,

3198
02:32:37,280 --> 02:32:39,240
Speaker 12: and that one hasn't really grabbed me yet, but I'm

3199
02:32:39,240 --> 02:32:41,560
Speaker 12: going to power through it because of my allegiance to

3200
02:32:41,640 --> 02:32:42,360
Speaker 12: Marvel shows.

3201
02:32:42,959 --> 02:32:50,120
Speaker 2: I think I'm I think you're dying. Come on, you

3202
02:32:50,240 --> 02:32:56,959
Speaker 2: made a Oh man, it's really dry in here.

3203
02:32:57,200 --> 02:33:02,440
Speaker 19: No, it's wrong pipe on the wrong pipe. Yeah, I

3204
02:33:03,480 --> 02:33:08,000
Speaker 19: drinking water, I know. Yeah, let's get to that age.

3205
02:33:08,040 --> 02:33:14,680
Speaker 2: Oh boy, all right, I think I'm super heroed out.

3206
02:33:15,280 --> 02:33:21,160
Speaker 5: I mean five five people remember Jessica Jones And I'm like, okay, guys,

3207
02:33:21,320 --> 02:33:24,520
Speaker 5: give me a break, Like, these don't all require you know,

3208
02:33:24,600 --> 02:33:26,520
Speaker 5: I know you have the rights to these, and they

3209
02:33:26,560 --> 02:33:28,199
Speaker 5: don't all require their own show.

3210
02:33:28,360 --> 02:33:30,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, but they're good stories. It's a good story. It's

3211
02:33:30,600 --> 02:33:35,000
Speaker 12: it's more like a Private investigator kind of situation. And again,

3212
02:33:35,080 --> 02:33:37,120
Speaker 12: the first episode didn't really I mean, it's not terrible,

3213
02:33:37,160 --> 02:33:39,400
Speaker 12: and it's way more mature than anything else they put out.

3214
02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:41,600
Speaker 12: So I'm gonna stick with it. And I like Kristin Ritter.

3215
02:33:43,080 --> 02:33:46,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, welcome to my camp. Well, listen, I still like

3216
02:33:46,760 --> 02:33:49,120
Speaker 5: that stuff. I'm still at heart. I'm still a nerd.

3217
02:33:49,160 --> 02:33:50,760
Speaker 5: But it's like, I'm not gonna watch a show of

3218
02:33:50,840 --> 02:33:52,920
Speaker 5: a character that I didn't read when I was a kid,

3219
02:33:53,879 --> 02:33:55,800
Speaker 5: only tertiar you know. I know that.

3220
02:33:56,040 --> 02:33:57,400
Speaker 2: I know Luke Cage is gonna be in it and

3221
02:33:57,480 --> 02:33:59,000
Speaker 2: all that, and I used to read that, and you know,

3222
02:33:59,160 --> 02:34:02,000
Speaker 2: but you know she's cute. Yeah, but you know, I

3223
02:34:02,120 --> 02:34:02,440
Speaker 2: don't know.

3224
02:34:03,120 --> 02:34:04,800
Speaker 5: You don't have to watch it. I'm not saying I'm

3225
02:34:04,800 --> 02:34:07,680
Speaker 5: not going to and tell me I have to watch it.

3226
02:34:07,879 --> 02:34:11,680
Speaker 5: I think you should watch Daredevil. But yeah, that's actually

3227
02:34:11,680 --> 02:34:12,199
Speaker 5: a good show.

3228
02:34:12,959 --> 02:34:13,640
Speaker 11: I have seen that.

3229
02:34:14,240 --> 02:34:15,080
Speaker 2: It's a lot more.

3230
02:34:15,080 --> 02:34:19,800
Speaker 12: Graphic, like gritty violent, like where people get you know,

3231
02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:22,280
Speaker 12: it's not that cartoon violence where people a getting knocked

3232
02:34:22,320 --> 02:34:24,000
Speaker 12: across the room and like flying around.

3233
02:34:24,320 --> 02:34:26,200
Speaker 2: It's when people get punched on that show, you're like,

3234
02:34:26,440 --> 02:34:34,160
Speaker 2: oh crap, they hurt. Yeah, yeah, you know, they're something

3235
02:34:35,240 --> 02:34:35,360
Speaker 2: like that.

3236
02:34:35,480 --> 02:34:36,920
Speaker 8: You have like a sippy cup of water.

3237
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:39,640
Speaker 5: I got this to the Fabulous Food Show? Is it

3238
02:34:39,720 --> 02:34:45,320
Speaker 5: that like Zess whatever you put the citrus singer? I

3239
02:34:45,440 --> 02:34:46,240
Speaker 5: own a couple of those.

3240
02:34:47,160 --> 02:34:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad. You want me to get you something else?

3241
02:34:49,840 --> 02:34:53,800
Speaker 2: You like what new lungs? No, I just suck something down. No,

3242
02:34:54,080 --> 02:34:59,200
Speaker 2: thank you, Punky, You're welcome. Everybody in here's laughing at me,

3243
02:34:59,280 --> 02:35:02,600
Speaker 2: punkke Goes. Do you need something? Thank you, Punkcake? I

3244
02:35:02,720 --> 02:35:09,280
Speaker 2: need this. You're a good who do anything you want?

3245
02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:13,360
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, all right, Well.

3246
02:35:12,680 --> 02:35:13,480
Speaker 8: Personal man, sir.

3247
02:35:13,680 --> 02:35:17,400
Speaker 2: When I come in my personal manscaper, there's your new

3248
02:35:17,480 --> 02:35:19,120
Speaker 2: massage therapist right in there.

3249
02:35:19,400 --> 02:35:21,800
Speaker 13: No, they I told you what I said early. I

3250
02:35:21,840 --> 02:35:23,280
Speaker 13: cannot work with people when I see them in their

3251
02:35:23,320 --> 02:35:24,240
Speaker 13: most intimate moments.

3252
02:35:24,400 --> 02:35:27,680
Speaker 5: Oh boy, yeah, well listen, this is my most intimate

3253
02:35:27,760 --> 02:35:29,640
Speaker 5: moment when I'm doing the show Punkcake, I don't get

3254
02:35:29,680 --> 02:35:33,400
Speaker 5: any more intimate than this, so I think would disagree.

3255
02:35:35,840 --> 02:35:38,520
Speaker 21: Fine, all right, I'm.

3256
02:35:38,400 --> 02:35:39,880
Speaker 2: Gonna take a break so I can cough the rest

3257
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:41,879
Speaker 2: of this out the.

3258
02:35:42,040 --> 02:35:45,160
Speaker 6: Allen Cox Show. I want to find something to.

3259
02:35:48,440 --> 02:35:52,920
Speaker 18: Study show that listening to classical music can temporarily.

3260
02:35:52,400 --> 02:35:55,240
Speaker 2: Raise your IQ. I feel pretty smart.

3261
02:35:55,480 --> 02:35:58,720
Speaker 6: If you're looking for the opposite effect, just stay tuned.

3262
02:35:59,200 --> 02:36:03,720
Speaker 5: Yelling cock you know one hundred point seven w mms.

3263
02:36:03,640 --> 02:36:07,599
Speaker 2: Raw, Hey do they quack calls?

3264
02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:09,040
Speaker 15: Hey?

3265
02:36:09,280 --> 02:36:12,760
Speaker 25: Row Hey they quack cack.

3266
02:36:13,440 --> 02:36:16,840
Speaker 2: Success, He said, Yo, my neighbors got dugs. They be

3267
02:36:16,959 --> 02:36:19,280
Speaker 2: fucking no daddy, bro, what think I had enough?

3268
02:36:19,600 --> 02:36:22,160
Speaker 14: And every time I sleep they be clucking up storm.

3269
02:36:22,280 --> 02:36:24,959
Speaker 2: Every time I leave, I hear the ducks going off.

3270
02:36:25,080 --> 02:36:28,520
Speaker 12: Hey, all I hear is quack quackpig like the tuttle

3271
02:36:28,640 --> 02:36:32,240
Speaker 12: duck and quack quackpile is quick season, bitch.

3272
02:36:32,040 --> 02:36:36,240
Speaker 2: On the quack dun dynaste my bit. God, that's a fact.

3273
02:36:36,720 --> 02:36:41,520
Speaker 2: The the goo quack quack quick move.

3274
02:36:42,360 --> 02:36:46,160
Speaker 5: You know, as far as duck news goes around these parts, Robs,

3275
02:36:46,200 --> 02:36:51,320
Speaker 5: it's been pretty much limited to you and the aforementioned

3276
02:36:51,400 --> 02:36:53,240
Speaker 5: backyard Ducks, which are long gone.

3277
02:36:54,080 --> 02:36:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think they're gone.

3278
02:36:56,360 --> 02:37:01,720
Speaker 5: Think about the crater that you have or will leave

3279
02:37:01,959 --> 02:37:05,119
Speaker 5: in your particular neighborhood. Right the Ducks are gone, you're

3280
02:37:05,240 --> 02:37:09,560
Speaker 5: gone or going to be to be going to be

3281
02:37:09,720 --> 02:37:12,520
Speaker 5: leaving that neighborhood's never going to be the same.

3282
02:37:12,760 --> 02:37:13,000
Speaker 2: Nope.

3283
02:37:15,879 --> 02:37:20,480
Speaker 5: The Akron Rubber Ducks are rebranding for two nights this season.

3284
02:37:20,879 --> 02:37:22,840
Speaker 5: If you've never used to be the Akron Arrows, that

3285
02:37:22,879 --> 02:37:24,480
Speaker 5: have been the Rubber Ducks. Now for a minute, if

3286
02:37:24,520 --> 02:37:27,680
Speaker 5: you've never been to a Rubber Ducks game, it's a

3287
02:37:27,720 --> 02:37:33,000
Speaker 5: good time. Minor league ball is never a bad time, right.

3288
02:37:33,240 --> 02:37:35,400
Speaker 5: My sister's fiance is the hitting coach for them.

3289
02:37:36,720 --> 02:37:38,360
Speaker 6: Oh good for you.

3290
02:37:39,640 --> 02:37:42,920
Speaker 5: Your sister's fiance is their hitting coach. Yeah okay, Well

3291
02:37:42,959 --> 02:37:45,840
Speaker 5: then you know this, or he knows this, or somebody

3292
02:37:46,120 --> 02:37:50,199
Speaker 5: in your immediate family knows this. You get free games.

3293
02:37:51,200 --> 02:37:52,720
Speaker 5: You take the kid to a game in the suite

3294
02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:56,000
Speaker 5: there probably down the line. I've only been to one,

3295
02:37:56,080 --> 02:37:57,120
Speaker 5: but they're very entertaining.

3296
02:37:57,400 --> 02:38:01,160
Speaker 2: They're great. You know, closer to us are crushers. We'll

3297
02:38:01,160 --> 02:38:03,840
Speaker 2: go out to that. Usually go to the game there

3298
02:38:03,879 --> 02:38:06,000
Speaker 2: on the fourth of July because the fireworks. My kid

3299
02:38:06,160 --> 02:38:06,400
Speaker 2: likes it.

3300
02:38:07,040 --> 02:38:10,760
Speaker 5: You get a table, It's a good time. They're always

3301
02:38:10,800 --> 02:38:13,640
Speaker 5: out there. You know, we all know full well what

3302
02:38:13,840 --> 02:38:16,280
Speaker 5: Major League Ball of any sport is doing. They got

3303
02:38:16,400 --> 02:38:19,040
Speaker 5: to get eyeballs. Boy, they're fighting against the big boys

3304
02:38:20,000 --> 02:38:23,880
Speaker 5: for dollars, so they're kookie. Rubber Ducks are rebranding for

3305
02:38:23,959 --> 02:38:28,080
Speaker 5: two nights this season. Friday June nineteenth, Rob, I don't

3306
02:38:28,080 --> 02:38:29,080
Speaker 5: see you writing.

3307
02:38:30,520 --> 02:38:34,800
Speaker 2: Looking for a pen? Here? Take mine? Oh thank you.

3308
02:38:35,440 --> 02:38:38,160
Speaker 5: Friday June nineteenth and Saturday, June twentieth, they will become

3309
02:38:38,240 --> 02:38:40,080
Speaker 5: the Akron Chip Dippers.

3310
02:38:41,320 --> 02:38:44,600
Speaker 8: God, do you remember when they were called the Cheese

3311
02:38:44,640 --> 02:38:45,640
Speaker 8: Salads for a hot suck?

3312
02:38:45,920 --> 02:38:46,520
Speaker 2: That's what this says.

3313
02:38:47,400 --> 02:38:52,440
Speaker 5: They they use food from the region as a theme

3314
02:38:52,520 --> 02:38:54,880
Speaker 5: for a temporary nickname. Now I had never heard that

3315
02:38:55,200 --> 02:38:57,320
Speaker 5: just I only saw it in this article. The team

3316
02:38:57,400 --> 02:39:02,000
Speaker 5: previously used Cheese Salads and Galley Boys, among other names.

3317
02:39:02,240 --> 02:39:02,959
Speaker 2: Cheese Salad.

3318
02:39:03,040 --> 02:39:05,199
Speaker 5: I thought they changed their name from the Rubber Ducks

3319
02:39:05,200 --> 02:39:07,840
Speaker 5: to the Cheese Salads and I was like. I texted him,

3320
02:39:07,879 --> 02:39:09,879
Speaker 5: I was like, is this real? For like two games

3321
02:39:09,959 --> 02:39:12,680
Speaker 5: they did. Yeah, I thought it was like the total rebrand.

3322
02:39:12,760 --> 02:39:15,000
Speaker 5: They were changing the whole name I'm like, that's so lame.

3323
02:39:15,080 --> 02:39:18,959
Speaker 5: But what am I missing? Because like Grandpa's cheese barn,

3324
02:39:19,040 --> 02:39:21,680
Speaker 5: is that the reference? Like, what's the connection between Akron

3325
02:39:21,720 --> 02:39:24,000
Speaker 5: and cheese because they put cheese on their salad, right

3326
02:39:24,600 --> 02:39:27,920
Speaker 5: Pittsburgh or friend, sorry, French fries on the salad is

3327
02:39:27,959 --> 02:39:30,680
Speaker 5: what I'm thinking. Cheese on this Okay, the cheese salads

3328
02:39:30,840 --> 02:39:35,440
Speaker 5: and the Galley Boys, that's a Swimson's reference obviously. Oh

3329
02:39:35,480 --> 02:39:38,520
Speaker 5: the name oh wait what oh the chip dippers, Lawson's

3330
02:39:38,640 --> 02:39:43,200
Speaker 5: chip dip. Oh, everybody in northeast Ohio shoots a wad

3331
02:39:43,280 --> 02:39:46,440
Speaker 5: in their pants over Lawson's chip dip when I first

3332
02:39:46,520 --> 02:39:50,959
Speaker 5: came here. That's what everybody. Have you heard Lawson's chip dip. Yeah,

3333
02:39:51,560 --> 02:39:55,680
Speaker 5: it's fine, Yeah, it's Oh it's so good. It's good.

3334
02:39:55,840 --> 02:39:57,400
Speaker 5: But it's French onion dip.

3335
02:39:58,120 --> 02:40:02,440
Speaker 2: It is decadent. I've never had it. So you've never

3336
02:40:02,600 --> 02:40:02,880
Speaker 2: had it?

3337
02:40:03,200 --> 02:40:05,280
Speaker 5: Oh because it was it's it's available for like what

3338
02:40:06,120 --> 02:40:08,800
Speaker 5: one store for what Charlie was talking about it.

3339
02:40:08,920 --> 02:40:10,360
Speaker 2: Circle k Yeah, I think circle?

3340
02:40:10,360 --> 02:40:10,520
Speaker 15: Ok.

3341
02:40:10,800 --> 02:40:13,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they brought it back to do this thing.

3342
02:40:13,280 --> 02:40:14,760
Speaker 5: It used to be a dairy mart, I think, but

3343
02:40:14,840 --> 02:40:16,720
Speaker 5: I think those are gone. But it's it's a it's

3344
02:40:16,760 --> 02:40:18,560
Speaker 5: a dip, Like, what is how is it any different

3345
02:40:18,560 --> 02:40:19,440
Speaker 5: than any other chip dip?

3346
02:40:19,840 --> 02:40:22,400
Speaker 2: I'm bringing some men, but it's still just going to

3347
02:40:22,440 --> 02:40:22,840
Speaker 2: be a chip.

3348
02:40:23,280 --> 02:40:28,440
Speaker 5: I mean, growing up in Illinois we had deans. There's

3349
02:40:28,480 --> 02:40:31,800
Speaker 5: a lot of good chip if you're making French onion

3350
02:40:31,920 --> 02:40:35,040
Speaker 5: dip with respect to the losses, because it's fine, it's good.

3351
02:40:35,600 --> 02:40:38,480
Speaker 5: If you're making French onion dip, you make it it

3352
02:40:38,560 --> 02:40:40,920
Speaker 5: the same way. I don't like French onion dip, but

3353
02:40:41,000 --> 02:40:45,520
Speaker 5: I like that. Why it tastes different? Hmmm, Well with

3354
02:40:45,640 --> 02:40:46,800
Speaker 5: La Potato chips.

3355
02:40:46,680 --> 02:40:47,440
Speaker 2: You could be right.

3356
02:40:47,840 --> 02:40:50,360
Speaker 5: One thing we've learned about Jess Rob is that because

3357
02:40:50,360 --> 02:40:53,400
Speaker 5: of the smoking, her taste buds are nukes right.

3358
02:40:54,080 --> 02:40:57,200
Speaker 2: So if she could, you couldn't find it better.

3359
02:40:57,320 --> 02:41:01,800
Speaker 5: Endorse her, frankly for Lossons, just to be like, Hey,

3360
02:41:02,080 --> 02:41:05,000
Speaker 5: I'm Jess from the Alancock Show. I can't taste anything,

3361
02:41:05,320 --> 02:41:07,199
Speaker 5: and Lawson's chip Dip is amazing.

3362
02:41:07,760 --> 02:41:11,160
Speaker 2: It just that plows right through your.

3363
02:41:11,120 --> 02:41:14,760
Speaker 5: Taste buds, makes me want a cigarette, zaps your papilli.

3364
02:41:16,600 --> 02:41:21,519
Speaker 5: So the chip Dippers they'll rebrand in honor of Lawson's

3365
02:41:21,640 --> 02:41:28,119
Speaker 5: Chip Dip, paying homage Akron's favorite chip companion, said general

3366
02:41:28,200 --> 02:41:30,359
Speaker 5: manager Jim Fander.

3367
02:41:30,920 --> 02:41:31,840
Speaker 2: That's probably Fander?

3368
02:41:32,400 --> 02:41:32,959
Speaker 14: So did they.

3369
02:41:34,720 --> 02:41:34,840
Speaker 9: Are?

3370
02:41:34,920 --> 02:41:35,040
Speaker 6: They?

3371
02:41:35,160 --> 02:41:38,160
Speaker 5: Just like I don't get a chip dipper hat and

3372
02:41:38,280 --> 02:41:40,680
Speaker 5: a ticket to the game rob And this is just

3373
02:41:41,680 --> 02:41:44,560
Speaker 5: why aren't they selling specific dip? But also why aren't

3374
02:41:44,560 --> 02:41:47,880
Speaker 5: they selling plastic helmets full of chip dip?

3375
02:41:48,879 --> 02:41:50,640
Speaker 2: Maybe they aren't. I would think that that you get

3376
02:41:50,680 --> 02:41:55,360
Speaker 2: a chip dipper's hat. Hmm uh.

3377
02:41:56,760 --> 02:42:00,360
Speaker 5: The chip dippers they'll play the alternate curve'll play the

3378
02:42:00,800 --> 02:42:06,320
Speaker 5: Redding fighting fills. I'm gonna buy Pennsylvania because I can't

3379
02:42:06,360 --> 02:42:09,560
Speaker 5: sit there. It's good, But is it is it that

3380
02:42:09,800 --> 02:42:11,800
Speaker 5: much better than any other French onion dip?

3381
02:42:12,400 --> 02:42:12,920
Speaker 2: No, it can't be.

3382
02:42:13,200 --> 02:42:15,760
Speaker 5: Most people you talk to have never had another French

3383
02:42:15,800 --> 02:42:17,640
Speaker 5: onion dep so they go, this is a what's your

3384
02:42:17,720 --> 02:42:20,360
Speaker 5: second favorite French onion dip? Jess, I don't like any

3385
02:42:20,400 --> 02:42:24,520
Speaker 5: French onion dep Okay, well she likes this, Okay, French

3386
02:42:24,600 --> 02:42:26,520
Speaker 5: onion dip. I don't even know how to explain it. Okay,

3387
02:42:26,560 --> 02:42:28,760
Speaker 5: but here it tastes like French onions. But here's my question.

3388
02:42:31,680 --> 02:42:34,440
Speaker 5: If you don't, what made you try a version of

3389
02:42:34,520 --> 02:42:39,920
Speaker 5: something that you don't like As a child's that's the thing.

3390
02:42:40,000 --> 02:42:42,600
Speaker 5: I think it's the nostalgia everybody has for the dip.

3391
02:42:42,680 --> 02:42:44,879
Speaker 5: It went away, it's back. Everybody's like, oh my god.

3392
02:42:46,240 --> 02:42:48,720
Speaker 5: Then he cracks open a bag of aised potato chips

3393
02:42:48,760 --> 02:42:50,480
Speaker 5: and we eat some Lassungs chip dip.

3394
02:42:51,400 --> 02:42:51,600
Speaker 12: Yeah.

3395
02:42:51,959 --> 02:42:56,160
Speaker 2: A couple times a year I will sit with a

3396
02:42:56,240 --> 02:42:58,039
Speaker 2: thing of French onion dip and.

3397
02:42:58,200 --> 02:43:04,240
Speaker 5: Ruffles, Oh it's so good and just make a mockery

3398
02:43:04,320 --> 02:43:04,920
Speaker 5: of myself.

3399
02:43:05,000 --> 02:43:07,920
Speaker 2: Rob Ruffles have that commercial.

3400
02:43:08,040 --> 02:43:14,840
Speaker 5: Sure, So anyway, I understand the nostalgia factor again.

3401
02:43:14,879 --> 02:43:17,320
Speaker 2: It's good. I don't know why something has to be

3402
02:43:17,440 --> 02:43:19,840
Speaker 2: like the best for it to be. It's good. I'm

3403
02:43:19,879 --> 02:43:20,400
Speaker 2: gonna stop it.

3404
02:43:20,760 --> 02:43:25,720
Speaker 5: There's bad ones too. Losses is good, yeah, but is

3405
02:43:25,800 --> 02:43:27,920
Speaker 5: there a bad one. It's just French onion dip. Yeah,

3406
02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:32,080
Speaker 5: but they're sour cream and French onion powder.

3407
02:43:32,879 --> 02:43:38,800
Speaker 2: It's a brand. I think it's called Halluva good Hallujah really, yes,

3408
02:43:39,800 --> 02:43:41,280
Speaker 2: you went with Halluva. I don't know.

3409
02:43:43,720 --> 02:43:44,080
Speaker 8: Helloa.

3410
02:43:44,200 --> 02:43:45,879
Speaker 2: It's right there. Hell of a good it's a play

3411
02:43:45,959 --> 02:43:47,720
Speaker 2: on words, right, Oh, this is a hell of a

3412
02:43:47,760 --> 02:43:52,680
Speaker 2: good dip. Just do you guys have you guys have Halluva?

3413
02:43:52,720 --> 02:43:55,440
Speaker 2: I gotta get my hands on that red can of halluvah.

3414
02:43:55,720 --> 02:43:58,760
Speaker 2: Do you guys have loisans chip dip? I've been told

3415
02:43:58,840 --> 02:44:03,480
Speaker 2: that that's really good. A no h e l l

3416
02:44:03,760 --> 02:44:09,520
Speaker 2: u v A no idea and it's you don't have halluva?

3417
02:44:10,520 --> 02:44:12,160
Speaker 2: Oh we don't. I'm sorry, we're out. We only have

3418
02:44:12,280 --> 02:44:14,760
Speaker 2: hell of a h huh, I'm sorry, that's good. What

3419
02:44:14,920 --> 02:44:16,080
Speaker 2: is that sweetish? I'm out?

3420
02:44:16,600 --> 02:44:19,560
Speaker 5: But I've tried that one and it's the It tastes

3421
02:44:19,720 --> 02:44:21,959
Speaker 5: exactly the same course.

3422
02:44:21,800 --> 02:44:23,280
Speaker 14: Does it does?

3423
02:44:24,000 --> 02:44:26,600
Speaker 2: And then I had what what's the sour cream brand?

3424
02:44:26,720 --> 02:44:27,120
Speaker 20: They have? It?

3425
02:44:27,240 --> 02:44:29,200
Speaker 2: It tastes the exact same as hell of a good

3426
02:44:29,480 --> 02:44:35,840
Speaker 2: what daisy daisy doll? It tastes exactly the same as well. Listen,

3427
02:44:36,360 --> 02:44:37,040
Speaker 2: this is what I'm saying.

3428
02:44:37,200 --> 02:44:42,800
Speaker 5: If it blasts through hurt knackered taste buds, Rob, Yeah,

3429
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:43,240
Speaker 5: it's true.

3430
02:44:43,440 --> 02:44:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah No. In Illinois growing up, we had Deans. Deans

3431
02:44:47,120 --> 02:44:49,560
Speaker 2: was the the uh the label.

3432
02:44:49,440 --> 02:44:54,520
Speaker 5: Right, creamy dill and French onion, jullapanio popper dip and

3433
02:44:54,560 --> 02:44:57,040
Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff. And guess what, it's the

3434
02:44:57,160 --> 02:44:59,600
Speaker 5: exact same crap with a different label on it. As

3435
02:44:59,640 --> 02:45:02,120
Speaker 5: long as it is not bad, That's all I'm saying that.

3436
02:45:02,440 --> 02:45:04,880
Speaker 5: You know, Jess is probably onto something they probably you

3437
02:45:05,000 --> 02:45:07,039
Speaker 5: do have to differentiate yourself. If you're going to make

3438
02:45:07,120 --> 02:45:09,000
Speaker 5: something that a dozen other companies make, you do have

3439
02:45:09,120 --> 02:45:10,080
Speaker 5: to differentiate yourself.

3440
02:45:10,200 --> 02:45:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.

3441
02:45:12,320 --> 02:45:15,440
Speaker 5: I will say though, there's like the appeal of it.

3442
02:45:15,680 --> 02:45:18,280
Speaker 5: The appeal of it around here is practically universal. I've

3443
02:45:18,320 --> 02:45:22,560
Speaker 5: never met anybody, and I've done extensive market research, Rob,

3444
02:45:23,280 --> 02:45:26,400
Speaker 5: I've never met anybody, uh, from this region who's like,

3445
02:45:26,959 --> 02:45:29,480
Speaker 5: MEH about losses. It's like one of the first things

3446
02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:32,320
Speaker 5: you get talking about regionalisms or food or whatever's the

3447
02:45:32,360 --> 02:45:33,280
Speaker 5: first thing out of their mind.

3448
02:45:33,600 --> 02:45:36,279
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's not me. I'm sure it's fine.

3449
02:45:36,560 --> 02:45:39,280
Speaker 5: But but to like rebrand a team, it's it's obviously

3450
02:45:39,920 --> 02:45:43,520
Speaker 5: as it doesn't seem to me as the culinary thing

3451
02:45:43,640 --> 02:45:46,080
Speaker 5: that would say, uh, if they decided to become the

3452
02:45:46,280 --> 02:45:49,640
Speaker 5: the Akron Geese, right, or if you wanted to be

3453
02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:52,960
Speaker 5: something like that that that's regionally known.

3454
02:45:54,040 --> 02:45:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the chip dip to me is just it's it's

3455
02:45:56,760 --> 02:45:57,280
Speaker 2: it's dip.

3456
02:45:57,400 --> 02:45:59,240
Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying. It's the star, That's what

3457
02:45:59,320 --> 02:46:02,880
Speaker 5: I'm saying. Though around here, you're gonna get universal buy

3458
02:46:03,000 --> 02:46:06,720
Speaker 5: in on lossons, all right, You're gonna have people moist

3459
02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:11,520
Speaker 5: in the shorts I have. I've talked all this crap

3460
02:46:11,800 --> 02:46:15,000
Speaker 5: about it. I gotta try it in order to decide.

3461
02:46:15,040 --> 02:46:16,840
Speaker 5: I guess, but it's good. You're not gonna hate it.

3462
02:46:16,959 --> 02:46:18,960
Speaker 5: I just don't understand how it could be any different

3463
02:46:19,040 --> 02:46:22,480
Speaker 5: than any other chip dip every I remember had in

3464
02:46:22,520 --> 02:46:23,640
Speaker 5: my life tastes the exact same.

3465
02:46:23,680 --> 02:46:26,160
Speaker 2: If it's the same line your let's defer to Jess.

3466
02:46:26,959 --> 02:46:30,440
Speaker 5: Let your taste buds Rob take you on a journey, thankfully,

3467
02:46:30,520 --> 02:46:31,199
Speaker 5: mind work.

3468
02:46:33,000 --> 02:46:36,200
Speaker 19: Look at the lines blow up on ship tip?

3469
02:46:37,000 --> 02:46:40,640
Speaker 3: Hey Nick, Hey guys, can.

3470
02:46:40,560 --> 02:46:44,120
Speaker 6: We just settle this with blind chip dip taste tests?

3471
02:46:45,280 --> 02:46:47,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done it. I'm just saying I've done that

3472
02:46:48,240 --> 02:46:53,320
Speaker 5: many many years ago. I think, Oh, Jess, oh well, yeah,

3473
02:46:53,320 --> 02:46:55,280
Speaker 5: I mean I would.

3474
02:46:55,360 --> 02:46:58,920
Speaker 17: Doesn't sound like he's had losses either.

3475
02:46:59,080 --> 02:47:03,200
Speaker 2: Here's my thing. If you find something you'll like, you

3476
02:47:03,320 --> 02:47:03,640
Speaker 2: go with that.

3477
02:47:04,240 --> 02:47:07,120
Speaker 5: Who cares if it's the best, right, Like, here's something

3478
02:47:07,200 --> 02:47:09,960
Speaker 5: I like, here's something I don't like. I'm going to

3479
02:47:10,000 --> 02:47:12,320
Speaker 5: opt for the thing that I like over the thing

3480
02:47:12,400 --> 02:47:13,080
Speaker 5: I don't like.

3481
02:47:14,959 --> 02:47:18,880
Speaker 2: But but yes, I think I'm looking for this. Halluvah

3482
02:47:18,920 --> 02:47:19,640
Speaker 2: good next.

3483
02:47:21,720 --> 02:47:25,800
Speaker 9: In your Grosser's dairy Kase, look for halluvah good dip?

3484
02:47:25,920 --> 02:47:26,240
Speaker 2: All right?

3485
02:47:26,280 --> 02:47:26,520
Speaker 14: Thank you?

3486
02:47:26,680 --> 02:47:29,600
Speaker 2: Nick yess.

3487
02:47:31,160 --> 02:47:31,480
Speaker 6: Ali?

3488
02:47:31,640 --> 02:47:35,680
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, how are you hi? What's up?

3489
02:47:37,040 --> 02:47:37,160
Speaker 21: Hi?

3490
02:47:37,480 --> 02:47:37,800
Speaker 8: Okay?

3491
02:47:38,000 --> 02:47:42,880
Speaker 2: So have you had the tops? Say a spell? What

3492
02:47:43,240 --> 02:47:46,280
Speaker 2: how tops like the tops?

3493
02:47:46,320 --> 02:47:46,959
Speaker 10: Ice cream?

3494
02:47:47,480 --> 02:47:50,360
Speaker 3: Tuf ts tofts?

3495
02:47:50,640 --> 02:47:52,200
Speaker 2: I can't say that I have.

3496
02:47:53,680 --> 02:47:56,240
Speaker 5: Oh it is the best chip dip?

3497
02:47:58,040 --> 02:47:58,520
Speaker 20: Is it? Just?

3498
02:47:58,680 --> 02:47:59,000
Speaker 2: Okay?

3499
02:47:59,160 --> 02:47:59,320
Speaker 3: Though?

3500
02:47:59,400 --> 02:48:04,039
Speaker 5: To have a dip that you like, I mean toss

3501
02:48:04,240 --> 02:48:06,560
Speaker 5: it says it's the oldest dairy in Ohio.

3502
02:48:07,959 --> 02:48:09,840
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and it is.

3503
02:48:10,520 --> 02:48:12,959
Speaker 5: So good because it thought Rob is that after one

3504
02:48:13,040 --> 02:48:15,960
Speaker 5: hundred and twenty five years. Boy, they must really know

3505
02:48:16,160 --> 02:48:21,840
Speaker 5: what they're doing. They've been pasteurizing things for over a century.

3506
02:48:23,120 --> 02:48:26,879
Speaker 24: Yeah, yeah, but it's not all of a good ship.

3507
02:48:26,959 --> 02:48:28,520
Speaker 2: Dip is good.

3508
02:48:28,640 --> 02:48:31,680
Speaker 5: But I'm also but also we're looking at their website here, Allie,

3509
02:48:31,720 --> 02:48:34,000
Speaker 5: I'm not going to San Dusky or Port Clinton.

3510
02:48:35,840 --> 02:48:37,160
Speaker 16: You can find him at March.

3511
02:48:37,720 --> 02:48:37,920
Speaker 2: Oh.

3512
02:48:39,200 --> 02:48:41,280
Speaker 5: That's Mark with a c rob, just like the guy

3513
02:48:41,360 --> 02:48:43,760
Speaker 5: I met last night and on the escalator at the

3514
02:48:43,800 --> 02:48:49,359
Speaker 5: Cavs game. Thank you, Ali, I appreciate that. Hello Jason,

3515
02:48:52,320 --> 02:48:54,080
Speaker 5: Hello Allan, Jason, how are you?

3516
02:48:55,280 --> 02:48:56,880
Speaker 2: I'm doing well? How are you hanging in?

3517
02:48:58,080 --> 02:48:58,240
Speaker 16: Oh?

3518
02:48:58,400 --> 02:48:59,320
Speaker 2: Just tucking dip man?

3519
02:48:59,480 --> 02:48:59,880
Speaker 14: Just talking.

3520
02:49:00,120 --> 02:49:04,080
Speaker 20: Yeah, you know, I gotta tell you, I would never

3521
02:49:04,240 --> 02:49:07,640
Speaker 20: have imagined, having started at Circle K over twenty five

3522
02:49:07,720 --> 02:49:10,280
Speaker 20: years ago, that so much of my time would be

3523
02:49:10,440 --> 02:49:13,200
Speaker 20: consumed with Lawson's chip dip.

3524
02:49:13,320 --> 02:49:16,119
Speaker 2: These days, it's quite a popular item, okay. Sure.

3525
02:49:17,879 --> 02:49:20,720
Speaker 20: So it is a proprietary item to Circle K. It

3526
02:49:20,920 --> 02:49:25,080
Speaker 20: was the first and original French onion chip dip. So

3527
02:49:25,200 --> 02:49:29,400
Speaker 20: while there are many like them, like the aforementioned hell

3528
02:49:29,440 --> 02:49:32,320
Speaker 20: of a Good and Deans and all those others, they

3529
02:49:32,360 --> 02:49:34,640
Speaker 20: are all a copycat against Lawson.

3530
02:49:34,920 --> 02:49:37,880
Speaker 5: Really so they so they let so, Okay, that's a

3531
02:49:38,000 --> 02:49:40,960
Speaker 5: legitimate claim. I guess if they go, ours is the

3532
02:49:41,160 --> 02:49:44,400
Speaker 5: best because we did it first. Everything you're saying that

3533
02:49:44,480 --> 02:49:46,440
Speaker 5: everyone else is a pretender to the throne.

3534
02:49:47,800 --> 02:49:52,840
Speaker 20: I am one hundred percent absolutely positive that Lawson's French

3535
02:49:52,920 --> 02:49:56,520
Speaker 20: Onion chip Dip is the original and the first French

3536
02:49:56,600 --> 02:50:00,160
Speaker 20: onion sour cream based chip dip that use. It is

3537
02:50:00,520 --> 02:50:06,360
Speaker 20: a proprietary French onion seasoning from a factory in Sugar Creek, Ohio.

3538
02:50:06,520 --> 02:50:08,640
Speaker 2: Boy, there's a lot of caveats in there, rob.

3539
02:50:10,480 --> 02:50:12,920
Speaker 5: There. I mean, I'm seeing that Lipton had the original

3540
02:50:13,000 --> 02:50:15,039
Speaker 5: chip dip in nineteen fifty four. I mean, they are

3541
02:50:15,080 --> 02:50:19,280
Speaker 5: the ones selling the onion soup mix, right, Lipton's is

3542
02:50:19,320 --> 02:50:21,320
Speaker 5: a soup and at some point they must have gone, hey,

3543
02:50:21,440 --> 02:50:23,520
Speaker 5: let's put all this crap in A dip could be wrong,

3544
02:50:23,640 --> 02:50:24,280
Speaker 5: and it could be wrong.

3545
02:50:24,360 --> 02:50:27,080
Speaker 2: YEA, thank you, Jason. I appreciate it. Now let me

3546
02:50:27,120 --> 02:50:29,400
Speaker 2: ask you really didn't mean to do that deep of

3547
02:50:29,480 --> 02:50:30,560
Speaker 2: a dive on dip.

3548
02:50:30,760 --> 02:50:33,680
Speaker 5: I wish we didn't lose Jason quick because I wanted

3549
02:50:33,720 --> 02:50:36,360
Speaker 5: to ask him what kind of vehicle he drives, because

3550
02:50:36,400 --> 02:50:40,240
Speaker 5: if it's anything other than a Ford, then isn't that wrong?

3551
02:50:40,320 --> 02:50:40,959
Speaker 2: Because wasn't the.

3552
02:50:40,959 --> 02:50:44,400
Speaker 5: First automobile a Ford, So anything after that would have

3553
02:50:44,480 --> 02:50:46,280
Speaker 5: been a ripoff of a Ford?

3554
02:50:46,480 --> 02:50:46,600
Speaker 19: Right?

3555
02:50:48,120 --> 02:50:50,120
Speaker 2: I mean I drive a Ford, rob, I know you do.

3556
02:50:50,320 --> 02:50:51,840
Speaker 2: You're an og. I'm an og.

3557
02:50:52,160 --> 02:50:54,160
Speaker 5: Stay with the best. You wanted the best, you got

3558
02:50:54,200 --> 02:50:58,160
Speaker 5: the best Ford. Here you go, and hell, I don't

3559
02:50:58,160 --> 02:50:59,800
Speaker 5: even know if Ford is the original car. I think

3560
02:50:59,840 --> 02:51:07,360
Speaker 5: it is, but uh, sometimes things are improved upon when

3561
02:51:07,440 --> 02:51:09,320
Speaker 5: people make another version of it.

3562
02:51:10,120 --> 02:51:11,640
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it isn't the best.

3563
02:51:11,680 --> 02:51:12,000
Speaker 14: I don't know.

3564
02:51:12,040 --> 02:51:12,600
Speaker 2: I haven't had it.

3565
02:51:13,120 --> 02:51:15,680
Speaker 5: I'm just saying any dip I've ever had, I dip

3566
02:51:15,760 --> 02:51:17,440
Speaker 5: a chip in it. I put it in my mouth.

3567
02:51:17,640 --> 02:51:19,959
Speaker 5: I eat it and I go, oh, that's French onion dip.

3568
02:51:20,640 --> 02:51:23,440
Speaker 2: I don't go. Is it losts Is it it? A'll

3569
02:51:23,480 --> 02:51:24,200
Speaker 2: taste the same to me?

3570
02:51:25,680 --> 02:51:26,280
Speaker 5: What are you doing?

3571
02:51:28,560 --> 02:51:34,920
Speaker 2: What could you just double dip that ship? You double

3572
02:51:34,959 --> 02:51:37,800
Speaker 2: dipped the chip, double dipped? What are you talking about?

3573
02:51:38,640 --> 02:51:42,400
Speaker 26: You dipped the chip, it took a bite and you

3574
02:51:42,480 --> 02:51:49,000
Speaker 26: dipped again. So that's like putting your whole mouth right

3575
02:51:49,120 --> 02:51:54,360
Speaker 26: in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip,

3576
02:51:55,200 --> 02:51:56,560
Speaker 26: just take one dip and end it.

3577
02:52:01,160 --> 02:52:06,040
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy, but I don't dip that way.

3578
02:52:06,720 --> 02:52:10,360
Speaker 2: How you dot? You dip the way you want to dip.

3579
02:52:11,879 --> 02:52:13,160
Speaker 2: I'll dip the way I want to dip.

3580
02:52:16,080 --> 02:52:18,959
Speaker 5: They came to blows Rob over the dip, well, over

3581
02:52:19,000 --> 02:52:22,000
Speaker 5: the dipping style, right, not the dip itself.

3582
02:52:23,240 --> 02:52:24,880
Speaker 2: There was no argument about the dip itself.

3583
02:52:25,800 --> 02:52:29,039
Speaker 5: But imagine, I'm telling you, anywhere in northeast Ohio, if

3584
02:52:29,080 --> 02:52:33,320
Speaker 5: somebody had a giant bowl of Lawson's chip dip Rob,

3585
02:52:33,879 --> 02:52:36,640
Speaker 5: they would be forgiven for putting their whole faith in it. Well,

3586
02:52:36,720 --> 02:52:38,560
Speaker 5: I am stopping on my way home at the circle

3587
02:52:38,600 --> 02:52:40,560
Speaker 5: k near my house to buy lows and chip dips

3588
02:52:40,600 --> 02:52:43,280
Speaker 5: so I can try it too, you are, yes, I am.

3589
02:52:43,400 --> 02:52:48,120
Speaker 5: I have the gift card the company gave us well

3590
02:52:48,240 --> 02:52:53,000
Speaker 5: circle K action, and I am going to stop and

3591
02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:54,680
Speaker 5: have some loss and ship dip.

3592
02:52:55,000 --> 02:52:57,879
Speaker 2: What chip will accompany that? I would say, it's got

3593
02:52:57,959 --> 02:52:59,880
Speaker 2: to be a ruffles. I think a ruffles goold call.

3594
02:53:00,080 --> 02:53:01,160
Speaker 2: That's that to me.

3595
02:53:01,360 --> 02:53:05,039
Speaker 5: That's if you're good, I think. But you still need yes,

3596
02:53:05,080 --> 02:53:07,200
Speaker 5: but it has to have the ridges. You gotta have

3597
02:53:07,320 --> 02:53:10,160
Speaker 5: the ridges chips when you're eating chip dip. I think

3598
02:53:10,480 --> 02:53:12,480
Speaker 5: I don't like a plane chip and chip dip. I

3599
02:53:12,520 --> 02:53:14,680
Speaker 5: think you have to have like a Ruffles or a

3600
02:53:15,280 --> 02:53:18,120
Speaker 5: Lais wavy. You have to have something that's got some

3601
02:53:18,520 --> 02:53:24,040
Speaker 5: girth to it, some ridges in it, some heft. I

3602
02:53:24,080 --> 02:53:26,000
Speaker 5: don't know what kind of chip is paired best with

3603
02:53:26,200 --> 02:53:29,120
Speaker 5: halluvah good, But okay, we're gonna find out tonight.

3604
02:53:29,320 --> 02:53:30,160
Speaker 2: Sure, are all right?

3605
02:53:30,200 --> 02:53:34,600
Speaker 5: I got to break here after that scintillating conversation there,

3606
02:53:35,800 --> 02:53:37,840
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I took you down that road twenty minutes

3607
02:53:37,879 --> 02:53:39,960
Speaker 5: on chip dip. I know we could do anything on

3608
02:53:40,040 --> 02:53:40,400
Speaker 5: this show.

3609
02:53:40,520 --> 02:53:57,600
Speaker 2: I'd argue if I could just don't sleep on Freak

3610
02:53:57,720 --> 02:53:58,200
Speaker 2: Nasty R.

3611
02:54:00,520 --> 02:54:02,120
Speaker 9: That was a little grenade I figured I pull the

3612
02:54:02,160 --> 02:54:02,760
Speaker 9: pin throw.

3613
02:54:02,640 --> 02:54:05,160
Speaker 2: It in and figure it out. What happened to Freak

3614
02:54:05,280 --> 02:54:08,000
Speaker 2: Nasty by the way, they had.

3615
02:54:08,040 --> 02:54:09,720
Speaker 5: Dud dip and then I don't know that they were

3616
02:54:09,760 --> 02:54:20,199
Speaker 5: ever heard from again. DJ Freak Nasty. Hey, Sue, Yeah, let's.

3617
02:54:20,040 --> 02:54:23,959
Speaker 3: Going on, Sue, Well, I just wanted to say really quick,

3618
02:54:24,320 --> 02:54:27,960
Speaker 3: I thoroughly enjoy the show with you and Robin Jeff

3619
02:54:28,680 --> 02:54:34,280
Speaker 3: Gat It's loss and it doesn't taste like hell of

3620
02:54:34,360 --> 02:54:36,480
Speaker 3: a Good or Dean's or any of the other ones.

3621
02:54:36,800 --> 02:54:39,840
Speaker 3: It's the best no matter what chip you have it with.

3622
02:54:40,800 --> 02:54:43,800
Speaker 3: And when they talked about cheesy salad, to me, that

3623
02:54:44,000 --> 02:54:48,160
Speaker 3: reminded me of Luigi's Italian restaurant and Downtown Akron. They

3624
02:54:48,240 --> 02:54:50,520
Speaker 3: have the best food and if you get a salad,

3625
02:54:50,640 --> 02:54:52,320
Speaker 3: it's like a bowl of cheese with a little bit

3626
02:54:52,360 --> 02:54:52,760
Speaker 3: of salad.

3627
02:54:53,879 --> 02:54:57,000
Speaker 5: I have to wonder Rob if Sue is collecting checks

3628
02:54:57,040 --> 02:55:00,440
Speaker 5: from both Luigi's in Downtown Akron and Law Since and

3629
02:55:00,760 --> 02:55:02,840
Speaker 5: or Circle K. You know our buddy Jason over there

3630
02:55:02,959 --> 02:55:05,240
Speaker 5: Circlekay called before the break and he's like, I've been

3631
02:55:05,280 --> 02:55:06,040
Speaker 5: there a long time.

3632
02:55:06,560 --> 02:55:09,400
Speaker 2: He is obviously a team law Since.

3633
02:55:09,480 --> 02:55:11,920
Speaker 5: Now let me ask you this, Sue before I let

3634
02:55:11,959 --> 02:55:15,160
Speaker 5: you go, you said, any chip it doesn't matter.

3635
02:55:15,879 --> 02:55:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold you to that. Could I take a

3636
02:55:18,800 --> 02:55:25,440
Speaker 2: blue corn tortilla chip? And uh, I've done that.

3637
02:55:26,120 --> 02:55:30,720
Speaker 3: I've used it with Fredo's, I've used it any kind

3638
02:55:30,760 --> 02:55:33,440
Speaker 3: of snap chip is fine. I've also used it with

3639
02:55:33,840 --> 02:55:38,959
Speaker 3: carrots celery. You know. I'm stacked on that. It's it's

3640
02:55:39,240 --> 02:55:42,520
Speaker 3: it's really good. And I mean, I remember when Lawson's

3641
02:55:42,680 --> 02:55:46,520
Speaker 3: was here, you know, and it was big back then.

3642
02:55:47,520 --> 02:55:48,920
Speaker 3: But it's it's a good chip.

3643
02:55:49,200 --> 02:55:53,360
Speaker 2: It's really good. Okay, listen, you enjoyed the show.

3644
02:55:53,680 --> 02:55:55,880
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, Sue. I appreciate you listening and

3645
02:55:56,000 --> 02:55:58,680
Speaker 5: and thank you for the contribution.

3646
02:56:00,040 --> 02:56:02,039
Speaker 3: And I wish I got money from it because I'm

3647
02:56:02,080 --> 02:56:03,840
Speaker 3: retired and I can use all the money.

3648
02:56:03,640 --> 02:56:06,400
Speaker 2: I can get. Yeah, true, Yeah, all right, well that

3649
02:56:06,440 --> 02:56:08,840
Speaker 2: would be nice. Go and enjoy something Rob I wanted to.

3650
02:56:08,920 --> 02:56:11,680
Speaker 3: I want to tell Rob that I too cannot stand

3651
02:56:11,760 --> 02:56:14,880
Speaker 3: Jimmy Buffett. It just makes me get I knew I

3652
02:56:15,160 --> 02:56:19,840
Speaker 3: liked you, so keep up some good work. I like

3653
02:56:20,080 --> 02:56:21,720
Speaker 3: listening to you guys, So thank you.

3654
02:56:21,840 --> 02:56:22,040
Speaker 2: Sue.

3655
02:56:23,959 --> 02:56:25,800
Speaker 3: A great rest of your day, and.

3656
02:56:27,720 --> 02:56:32,000
Speaker 5: I will I promise on my way home. Careful out there,

3657
02:56:32,080 --> 02:56:37,600
Speaker 5: gotta have it moist. I'm gonna go with the Hey,

3658
02:56:37,640 --> 02:56:39,360
Speaker 5: how come people don't have di for dinner? Why wasn't

3659
02:56:39,400 --> 02:56:40,880
Speaker 5: only a snack? Why can't it be a mellion? You know,

3660
02:56:42,720 --> 02:56:48,640
Speaker 5: I don't understand stuff like that. I mean, David Putty

3661
02:56:48,680 --> 02:56:52,360
Speaker 5: said it best. Why can't dip be a meal? I'm

3662
02:56:52,400 --> 02:56:55,680
Speaker 5: gonna go with the wavy chips. I think I disagree.

3663
02:56:55,680 --> 02:56:57,000
Speaker 5: I think you got to have something like that for

3664
02:56:57,120 --> 02:56:59,640
Speaker 5: a for a dip. I don't think a tartilla.

3665
02:56:59,560 --> 02:57:00,640
Speaker 2: Would never occur to me.

3666
02:57:00,879 --> 02:57:04,640
Speaker 5: I think I'm pretty traditional with my chips, right, I'm

3667
02:57:04,680 --> 02:57:07,800
Speaker 5: gonna go with a corn tortilla. If I'm eating salsa.

3668
02:57:07,959 --> 02:57:10,080
Speaker 5: There is one salsa that I always stock up on.

3669
02:57:10,200 --> 02:57:13,879
Speaker 5: It's West Side salsa or guawk if you're eating guaki eating.

3670
02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:15,960
Speaker 5: I don't care for guac, but I I know a

3671
02:57:16,000 --> 02:57:20,800
Speaker 5: lot of people do. I'll get a hefty corn tortilla

3672
02:57:20,959 --> 02:57:25,160
Speaker 5: chip rob to deal with some salsa. It's very ingredient heavy,

3673
02:57:26,200 --> 02:57:28,320
Speaker 5: but a chip. Now I want to go home and

3674
02:57:28,400 --> 02:57:32,240
Speaker 5: have ruffles and French onion tip. Well, I haven't had

3675
02:57:32,280 --> 02:57:34,880
Speaker 5: that in well surety, of course. I mean, well, I

3676
02:57:34,920 --> 02:57:36,920
Speaker 5: don't know that there's a I mean, the closest circle

3677
02:57:37,000 --> 02:57:38,680
Speaker 5: k there's not a circle k on the way home.

3678
02:57:38,840 --> 02:57:40,840
Speaker 2: I guess I could get off at Lakewood Heights Boulevard.

3679
02:57:40,879 --> 02:57:43,240
Speaker 9: I could do that on the way home. Otherwise I'd

3680
02:57:43,240 --> 02:57:45,120
Speaker 9: have to go out to the Avon circle k up

3681
02:57:45,160 --> 02:57:45,360
Speaker 9: by me.

3682
02:57:46,920 --> 02:57:49,600
Speaker 5: But you know, Rob, I just like to apprize the

3683
02:57:49,640 --> 02:57:51,760
Speaker 5: audience of my post show travel plans.

3684
02:57:51,920 --> 02:57:52,320
Speaker 2: What's good?

3685
02:57:52,480 --> 02:57:52,640
Speaker 7: Right?

3686
02:57:53,280 --> 02:57:56,800
Speaker 2: I'm stopping at the one near me? Is I think

3687
02:57:56,800 --> 02:58:01,039
Speaker 2: I'm stopping at the one? There's definitely one outlet. Has

3688
02:58:01,080 --> 02:58:02,680
Speaker 2: the snow squall passed?

3689
02:58:03,240 --> 02:58:03,400
Speaker 3: Yes?

3690
02:58:03,520 --> 02:58:05,000
Speaker 5: I know we all got that A learned our phones

3691
02:58:05,000 --> 02:58:08,120
Speaker 5: about the snow squall. I got behind one of the

3692
02:58:08,200 --> 02:58:11,360
Speaker 5: cars this morning that didn't. They had the giant snow

3693
02:58:11,520 --> 02:58:14,640
Speaker 5: hat on the roof. Yes, And so I'm driving the

3694
02:58:14,760 --> 02:58:18,160
Speaker 5: wipers on because I'm like, ah right, bro, come on,

3695
02:58:18,360 --> 02:58:20,160
Speaker 5: I know we got a lot of snow. But I

3696
02:58:20,320 --> 02:58:23,440
Speaker 5: was behind a state vehicle, you know, like as a

3697
02:58:23,480 --> 02:58:25,720
Speaker 5: state plate on it. Yep, exact same thing. It's like

3698
02:58:25,800 --> 02:58:27,959
Speaker 5: they literally cleared off enough to see out.

3699
02:58:27,879 --> 02:58:29,039
Speaker 2: Of the windshield and just drove.

3700
02:58:29,200 --> 02:58:31,040
Speaker 9: I'm like, come on, dude, Like, are you in that

3701
02:58:31,160 --> 02:58:33,520
Speaker 9: much of a hurry and you're driving the street vehicle?

3702
02:58:33,600 --> 02:58:33,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

3703
02:58:33,840 --> 02:58:35,840
Speaker 2: Is your time management that poor?

3704
02:58:36,480 --> 02:58:38,120
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. I couldn't believe. I know that

3705
02:58:38,240 --> 02:58:43,760
Speaker 5: you blew off the annual staff calves when.

3706
02:58:43,640 --> 02:58:46,800
Speaker 2: You say it, I had the runs. You did have

3707
02:58:46,920 --> 02:58:47,280
Speaker 2: the runs.

3708
02:58:47,360 --> 02:58:47,560
Speaker 3: I know.

3709
02:58:47,760 --> 02:58:49,720
Speaker 2: I mean I would have been there. I was devastated.

3710
02:58:49,760 --> 02:58:52,320
Speaker 2: I stole. Yeah, I know you gotta have it moist.

3711
02:58:52,680 --> 02:58:56,240
Speaker 2: You had all the squirts devastated. I'm sorry.

3712
02:58:56,480 --> 02:59:01,680
Speaker 5: I know, had Rob's undercarriage bone dry. I have to

3713
02:59:01,760 --> 02:59:07,440
Speaker 5: think that he would have joined us, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

3714
02:59:08,840 --> 02:59:10,279
Speaker 5: well my loss.

3715
02:59:10,760 --> 02:59:11,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

3716
02:59:11,400 --> 02:59:13,800
Speaker 6: Thank it just the poop, but it comes out like

3717
02:59:13,920 --> 02:59:15,760
Speaker 6: soup diarrhea, all.

3718
02:59:15,680 --> 02:59:18,560
Speaker 2: Right, faking Parma with the line of the day, two

3719
02:59:18,680 --> 02:59:23,080
Speaker 2: on the chip, one in the dip. Yeah, there you go.

3720
02:59:23,360 --> 02:59:25,959
Speaker 2: Well done, Mike, Well done. Another ball's eye.

3721
02:59:29,160 --> 02:59:30,960
Speaker 1: Now I must leave you as the Brady bunch is

3722
02:59:31,040 --> 02:59:33,840
Speaker 1: on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3723
02:59:35,959 --> 02:59:36,480
Speaker 2: Get at it.

3724
02:59:37,600 --> 02:59:43,200
Speaker 25: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3725
02:59:44,440 --> 02:59:50,000
Speaker 25: Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.

3726
02:59:51,400 --> 02:59:57,120
Speaker 25: Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3727
02:59:58,320 --> 03:00:02,960
Speaker 25: One slip and you know your through. Big brother is

3728
03:00:03,160 --> 03:00:03,960
Speaker 25: watching you.

3729
03:00:04,760 --> 03:00:12,120
Speaker 23: And with all narratives, remember obedience pain And when you

3730
03:00:12,560 --> 03:00:19,080
Speaker 23: watch that Davy screens, remember it works both ways you

3731
03:00:19,520 --> 03:00:21,320
Speaker 23: disappear in a wink.

3732
03:00:22,640 --> 03:00:28,320
Speaker 25: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3733
03:00:29,440 --> 03:00:31,600
Speaker 25: Big Brother is watching you.