Speaker 1: It is that Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday, rocking and rolling through everything.
Speaker 2: Now here's what we have this hour. It's gonna kind
Speaker 2: of be a bit of a schmortgage board, if you will.
Speaker 2: I said that one because I say that a lot
Speaker 2: in two. I really love that word, schmorgasboard. Chris, that
Speaker 2: sounds like a maybe a Jewish term. Is that a
Speaker 2: Jewish term? Schmorgasboard. You don't know, don't you speak, don't
Speaker 2: you bah blah? Anyway, I have a bit of a
Speaker 2: schmortgage board coming for you. We're gonna talk about everything
Speaker 2: from Venezuela, kangaroos, the mall emails, all that and so
Speaker 2: much more. But I want to touch on something serious
Speaker 2: before we get to those other things you already know
Speaker 2: about the mass importation of foreigners and what it means
Speaker 2: to the communists. Please remember that the evil people in
Speaker 2: America and internationally who have done so much to hurt people,
Speaker 2: none of them are sorry. None of them intend to
Speaker 2: change course. Here in America, they seem a little quieter
Speaker 2: than they were recently. That's simply because of the election
Speaker 2: of Donald Trump and because American culture is rejecting them.
Speaker 2: So what are they doing? Are they dumping dee? I
Speaker 2: know they're changing the name, They're they're just moving the
Speaker 2: pieces around, changing names, adjusting definitions. But none of them
Speaker 2: are actually sorry. I'm gonna play you something. You've probably
Speaker 2: heard of her if you haven't. Her name is Ursula
Speaker 2: vonder Lane or vonder Lane. Who is she? She's the
Speaker 2: head of the European Union. Now I know some Europeans.
Speaker 2: I'm a pretty sophisticated person. Now, it's just from being
Speaker 2: in this industry. Right wingers who are in places like
Speaker 2: the UK or Spain or Germany and things like that.
Speaker 2: I know some of them. Talk to them. They're just
Speaker 2: sickened by what's happened to their countries. You think you
Speaker 2: have moments where you feel hopeless. They feel like all
Speaker 2: is lost there. What happened to them? It's not complicated.
Speaker 2: Every one of them will tell you the same thing.
Speaker 2: They're leaders through open the doors of Europe and allowed
Speaker 2: foreigners to pour in en mass and now Germany doesn't
Speaker 2: look like Germany in most places. Now France doesn't look
Speaker 2: like France, UK, Belgium, Spain, you name it. The countries
Speaker 2: that have thrown open their doors, they're gone. The countries
Speaker 2: that haven't poll in Croatia, Slovenia, those types of places
Speaker 2: they're doing great, clean, safe, nice. The others women can't
Speaker 2: go out at night. Now, if you're a European scumbag leader,
Speaker 2: you have watched this happen more than just terror attacks.
Speaker 2: The terror attacks, the murder, the rape, that the burning
Speaker 2: of the church. Is that you've watched this happen, All
Speaker 2: of it a direct result of the mass importation of foreigners.
Speaker 2: And you're not sorry. You might not even care about Belgium.
Speaker 2: Who has passionate thoughts about Belgium unless you're eating a waffle.
Speaker 2: But I would venture to guess that you don't want
Speaker 2: to see Belgium destroyed? Do you? I certainly don't want
Speaker 2: to see that, But the leaders of Belgium don't care.
Speaker 2: This is Ursula von der Leyan. Listen to this.
Speaker 3: That is why I'm so glad that we are signing
Speaker 3: an agreement on mobility. We will facilitate the movement of students, research, us,
Speaker 3: seasonal and highly skilled workers. And this is also why
Speaker 3: we are launching the first you Legal Gateway office in India.
Speaker 2: It will be a.
Speaker 3: One stop hub to support Indian talent moving to Europe
Speaker 3: in full alignment with your member state's needs and policies.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pause on this for a moment, and
Speaker 2: I want you to understand that if what I say
Speaker 2: right now offends you, I don't care, all right, because
Speaker 2: I get emails every time I bring this up. Nevertheless,
Speaker 2: it's true, don't care. If you're offended, You're welcome to
Speaker 2: email in Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. India India
Speaker 2: has too many people. They can't care for them all.
Speaker 2: It's now the most populated country on the planet. They
Speaker 2: have a ton of people. Okay, so India, they have
Speaker 2: a strategy to deal with this. India is purposely, not accidentally.
Speaker 2: It's not a whoopsie. It is a nationwide policy in
Speaker 2: India to export as many Indians across the globe as
Speaker 2: they possibly can. Okay, Well, all that's understandable. Again that
Speaker 2: India's Indians doing what's best for Indians. That's that's all
Speaker 2: fine and understandable. Totally get all that. But what happens
Speaker 2: from there, well, here is what happens from there Indians
Speaker 2: when they This applies to a lot of immigrant groups,
Speaker 2: but it definitely applies to Indians when they when they
Speaker 2: go other places in mass they will generally not always,
Speaker 2: only hire other Indians. So in Indian well, here's a
Speaker 2: company that had happened at Actually USAA. You've heard of USAA.
Speaker 2: USAA used to be a wonderful company with incredible customers service.
Speaker 2: Veterans who use USAA have been screaming about it for
Speaker 2: years as it's gone downhill. What happened. Not only did
Speaker 2: people from India take over USAA, they did what they
Speaker 2: almost always do. They only hired other Indians to occupy
Speaker 2: seeds of power. It's not like they leave those seats
Speaker 2: of power open for the best and the brightest. Hey,
Speaker 2: anyone can join. No again, because it's a national policy.
Speaker 2: It is a focused effort to give Indian companies jobs
Speaker 2: to only other Indians. This is how it works. And
Speaker 2: this is not actually a criticism at all of India
Speaker 2: or Indians. I know people take it like that. I'm
Speaker 2: explaining the reality of how it actually works. In my area,
Speaker 2: there are four huge gas stations that just opened up.
Speaker 2: An Indian family one of them owns all four of them.
Speaker 2: You will not find anyone other than an Indian working
Speaker 2: in the Indian gas stations because they refuse to hire
Speaker 2: anyone else. It's the policy of it. Yes, that's right, Chris.
Speaker 2: Chris calls it tribal, and I've called it tribalfore that's fine.
Speaker 2: But that is how it actually works in practice. Therefore,
Speaker 2: mass migration from India and really anywhere else from India
Speaker 2: into your country will absolutely positively displace the citizens in
Speaker 2: your country. And it is a focused effort done on
Speaker 2: purpose by the Indian government and the Indian people who
Speaker 2: carry it out. And this is not as if it's
Speaker 2: something that I came up with in a conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: that people write about it, people talk about it. This
Speaker 2: is well known in the world, well known. And Europeans
Speaker 2: wherever they meet, whatever country they may come from, they've
Speaker 2: watched their country be ripped from them, their jobs be
Speaker 2: ripped from them. They've watched the same way you've seen
Speaker 2: it here in America. Ye, they've seen it ten four
Speaker 2: over there. And the people who lead Europe aren't sorry.
Speaker 3: That is why I'm so glad that we are signing
Speaker 3: an agreement on mobility. We will facilitate the movement of students, researchers,
Speaker 3: seasonal and highly skilled workers and this is also why
Speaker 3: we are launching the first EU Legal Gateway Office in India.
Speaker 2: It will be a.
Speaker 3: One stop hub to support Indian talent moving to Europe
Speaker 3: in full alignment with your member states needs and policies.
Speaker 2: And how does it happen? How could countries let it happen? Well,
Speaker 2: you know, communists, they're trying to burn the place down.
Speaker 2: How could Republicans sign on for it? Large campaign donations
Speaker 2: plays a part in it, for sure. Corporate interests play
Speaker 2: a part in it. You think corporations want to pay
Speaker 2: you what you're worth, You know that they can hire
Speaker 2: an H one b from India. He's gonna work like
Speaker 2: a slave and he'll work for way, way less when
Speaker 2: they think about the profit loss sheet, you're just too expensive.
Speaker 2: So big corporations who are GOP donors, they sign on
Speaker 2: to it. It's been going on for a very very,
Speaker 2: very long time, and it's a problem. And the people
Speaker 2: who've been doing it they're not sorry. They're not stopping,
Speaker 2: they're not slowing down. They're pressing the gas pedal. The
Speaker 2: mass replacement of citizens in Western civilization continues every day,
Speaker 2: all day, and the leaders of these countries are putting
Speaker 2: the pedal to the medal to get it done as
Speaker 2: quickly as humanly possible. That's the truth. Again. If you're offended,
Speaker 2: I don't care emails.
Speaker 1: Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: So Venezuela's acting president Delsi Rodriguez said she's had enough
Speaker 1: of us orders. So let me just recap this case
Speaker 1: you forgot.
Speaker 2: You already know. We went in there, We snatched up
Speaker 2: Maduro and his wife. We cut a deal with Delsi Rodriguez,
Speaker 2: and the deal allegedly. I need to completely stress that
Speaker 2: this is allegedly. It's a story that's out there, but
Speaker 2: I'll just say I'm pretty sure it's true. I'll leave
Speaker 2: it at that, all right, that we grabbed Maduro and
Speaker 2: we basically told her, yeah, you can run the country.
Speaker 2: You're going to run it our way, or we're going
Speaker 2: to fire a bullet into Maduro's face right now. So
Speaker 2: what's it going to be. We gave her the ultimate
Speaker 2: Mafia of Alfia ultimatum if you will run it but
Speaker 2: you're our puppet, or we just kill him and youtobe.
Speaker 2: She made the only choice she could. She made the deal.
Speaker 2: Now she's chafing under de facto us rule. I understand
Speaker 2: all that. I get every side of it. Conquest is necessary,
Speaker 2: and you don't want to be the one being conquered.
Speaker 2: And right now, Venezuela, what they're going through is there
Speaker 2: being conquered. This is not really a lesson about Venezuela.
Speaker 2: It's a lesson about us. Don't ever find yourself as
Speaker 2: the weaker country who has to have terms dictated to
Speaker 2: it by the more powerful country. Venezuela. Rodriquez. I don't
Speaker 2: care what You've had enough of that couldn't possibly be
Speaker 2: less important. Right now, you will do what you're told
Speaker 2: when you're told, or Delta force will come knock on
Speaker 2: your door in the night and then we'll find a
Speaker 2: different one. You don't get any say in the matter whatsoever.
Speaker 2: It's like me dealing with the kids the other night
Speaker 2: when I told them what was it that I told them, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we had to go over to a neighbor's house to
Speaker 2: help them out with something. And one of my boys said, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't really feel like it right now. I started
Speaker 2: laughing and laughing and laughing. I couldn't stop laughing, and
Speaker 2: then I politely, very politely informed him, Well, your feelings
Speaker 2: don't matter at all. That's the least important thing in
Speaker 2: the world. I don't care what you feel like. We're
Speaker 2: going to help and guests who just signed up to
Speaker 2: do the most work you did. Remember that, Venezuela, Hey,
Speaker 2: Bronco Oracle. I'd like to propose the L in LGBTQ
Speaker 2: be updated to reference libertarians, because this guy isn't like libertarians.
Speaker 2: My word, have they ever shown their hysterical commi selves
Speaker 2: over the latest moron getting deleted while interfering with ice operations? Okay,
Speaker 2: pause for a second. I have a lot of libertarian leanings.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of libertarian friends. I sympathize with them.
Speaker 2: Here's the reality in Rome. Rome was ruled by the
Speaker 2: senate before the emperors took over. Rome liked it that way.
Speaker 2: In fact, Rome was adamant they would not have a king,
Speaker 2: no kings, no tyrants, were ruled by the senate. That
Speaker 2: people have representation in the Senate. They were very proud
Speaker 2: of that right. However, the Romans also understood something, and
Speaker 2: they understood this from past experiences and the way things
Speaker 2: worked the Romans understood that in certain times it was
Speaker 2: really times of crisis, invasion, things like that. In certain times,
Speaker 2: we can't do this. Let's argue in the Senate about
Speaker 2: it for weeks at a time. Thing, there's no time.
Speaker 2: So occasionally we have to have a dictator. We have
Speaker 2: to have a dictator for a strict, limited amount of time.
Speaker 2: There's a limit on that. We're going to give you
Speaker 2: a year. For a year, you call all the shots.
Speaker 2: None of this Senate garbage, none of this people's represent
Speaker 2: none of this talk. You do your thing for a year.
Speaker 2: Have you ever Well, you've heard of Cincinnati, right, Cincinnati, Ohio?
Speaker 2: Maybe you've been. I've been many times before. You know
Speaker 2: what that's named after. It's named after the famous Romans Cincinnatus.
Speaker 2: Cincinnatus was a famous Roman because he was, at one
Speaker 2: point in time one of these dictators. All of Rome
Speaker 2: was in his hands. He did his duty and then
Speaker 2: promptly gave the whole thing back and said I'm going
Speaker 2: back to my farm. He was famed a legendary for that.
Speaker 2: Cincinnatus had power, had it all, gave it up? Either way?
Speaker 2: What did the Romans really understand? They understood a truth
Speaker 2: that you and I should accept as well all forms
Speaker 2: of government. Of all the ones that are out there,
Speaker 2: there's not a single one of them that works for
Speaker 2: every situation in every period of time. There's never been
Speaker 2: one that exists that way. Some governments work for some
Speaker 2: groups of people, and some times other governments work for
Speaker 2: different groups of people, and other times sometimes with the
Speaker 2: same group of people. This form of government had worked
Speaker 2: for quite a while, but then at some point you
Speaker 2: gotta switch up the time for Libertarianism worked until we
Speaker 2: flooded the country with fifty million barbarians. Now the libertarians
Speaker 2: are gonna have to sit down for a while. I
Speaker 2: hope they get back in charge as soon as we
Speaker 2: deport fifty million barbarians. Because you can't live and let
Speaker 2: live your way out of fifty million barbarians. You just can't.
Speaker 2: You have to go do ugly things, arrest people, throw
Speaker 2: them in cars, and send them out of the country.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, can you keep
Speaker 2: it playing for a minute, Just turn it up a
Speaker 2: little bit please. I'd like this part.
Speaker 4: It's the beach courts. Turn it up, man, that's wonderful,
Speaker 4: that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Chris. One of the great American bands of all time.
Speaker 2: I wish you would pay them a little bit more
Speaker 2: respect than you do. Did you know one of them
Speaker 2: was Jewish?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I just made that up. I was hoping to get
Speaker 2: you to buy in. Chris. Chris said something inappropriate, and
Speaker 2: I'm not going to repeat it to everybody because it's
Speaker 2: rude and you know what, bigoted, Chris, That's what it was, bigoted.
Speaker 2: I'm not repeating what you just said. Let's do some emails.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can email us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse,
Speaker 2: how does one get factual current events? That might be
Speaker 2: the shortest email I've ever read on the air, and
Speaker 2: I love it. Not for the brevity, although you know,
Speaker 2: I love that it's so honest, and I know so
Speaker 2: many people go through this. I go through this. How
Speaker 2: do we tell what's real? How can we tell what
Speaker 2: it's true? How do we sift through the endless lies?
Speaker 2: So here's our situation. Our situation currently as we live
Speaker 2: in the year twenty twenty six is unique in that
Speaker 2: we have endless sources of information, a fascinating thing. I've
Speaker 2: always thought it was so amazing. One of the reasons
Speaker 2: the church really took a leadership position in early Europe
Speaker 2: was the church was one of the only places where
Speaker 2: you could find a book of any kind. And the
Speaker 2: people who work there, the clergy who worked in the church,
Speaker 2: they were the only ones, oftentimes in an area, who
Speaker 2: could read. Think what that means for you. If you're
Speaker 2: a Tom and Julie peasant out there, what do you
Speaker 2: know about anything? You don't know anything except for what
Speaker 2: your neighbor might have heard from another neighbor who was
Speaker 2: passing through. You don't know anything about the world or
Speaker 2: life or what you have to go somewhere, all right.
Speaker 2: So that's an extreme example. Now fast forward to kind
Speaker 2: of how most Americans have lived throughout their lives, depending
Speaker 2: on how old you are. There's the newspaper. I'm old
Speaker 2: enough forty four. Woke up in the morning. There was
Speaker 2: a we subscribed. There was a newspaper in the front lawn.
Speaker 2: The paper boy gets up at four am, gets a
Speaker 2: stack of papers, rides around on his bicycle, chucking newspapers
Speaker 2: in the lawn. You've got the news from there, or
Speaker 2: I should say, and or you turn on the TV again. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm old. We had one of those wood frame TVs
Speaker 2: with the knob that went click click click, click click,
Speaker 2: And I remember it because there were twenty six channels
Speaker 2: on it and we got in total total three. Eventually
Speaker 2: we got a antenna on it where I think I
Speaker 2: think the number was thirteen and that was unreal that wait,
Speaker 2: we have TBS. No, wait, it was that. That's what
Speaker 2: it was. Now think about that. That's how most people
Speaker 2: have lived most of their lives. Those are very that's
Speaker 2: limited sources. I have a newspaper, but I have to
Speaker 2: pay for that. I have free news on TV, but
Speaker 2: it's ABC, NBCCBS, maybe CNNs on there. Maybe, But we
Speaker 2: already know that those organizations lie all the time. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's bad. You don't have enough news sources, and
Speaker 2: the ones you do have lie, that's bad. But we
Speaker 2: have a completely different problem today, endless news sources and
Speaker 2: how many people, how many people do what I do?
Speaker 2: Political punditry, political talk. If you want to endless young
Speaker 2: old man, women, foreigners, to mess endless, you have endless
Speaker 2: options right now. You don't have to listen to me,
Speaker 2: endless options all over your radio. You can just start
Speaker 2: flipping through the channels right now. If you're listening on
Speaker 2: the radio, and be talk show, talk show, talk show?
Speaker 2: Who do you listen to? How do you tell it?
Speaker 2: May Bee?
Speaker 1: Social media is your thing. That's a big thing for
Speaker 1: me because I like how fast it is I can
Speaker 1: get I can get news quickly. I love the speed
Speaker 1: of it. I don't want to be behind. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be a day behind. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be two hours behind. I want to know what's going
Speaker 1: on as it's going on, because it helps me do
Speaker 1: a better show for you.
Speaker 2: I want to know, Well, how do you sift through
Speaker 2: social media? Chris? Off the top of your head, do
Speaker 2: you happen to know or at least a rough estimate
Speaker 2: how many will use Twitter? Twitter, or it's X. How
Speaker 2: many X accounts exist? It's in the millions and millions
Speaker 2: and millions, right, millions of them? Well, every one of
Speaker 2: those counts in a way as a news source. Right,
Speaker 2: how do you tell? Let me give you a couple
Speaker 2: of tidbits that I use. First. If you start to
Speaker 2: listen or pay attention to people me included, please include
Speaker 2: me in this test them meaning if they're saying something,
Speaker 2: go verify it. This applies to all walks of life.
Speaker 2: Your teacher in school, if you're a kid listening your
Speaker 2: pastor in church. Don't just listen, verify, go read for yourself,
Speaker 2: go research for yourself. Was he misleading me? Did he
Speaker 2: give me some bunk information that you test them from
Speaker 2: time to time? Another way I test people. I wait
Speaker 2: for highly emotionally charged events, and I see who quote
Speaker 2: on my side came waves told you before about walking
Speaker 2: away from my pastor after the George Floyd events. I
Speaker 2: can't tell you how many people on the right I
Speaker 2: don't read, watch, or listen to anymore because I watched
Speaker 2: them in the early days of COVID, tell just get
Speaker 2: the vaccine. Well, why don't you just put on a
Speaker 2: mask be a good American? What happened? Does that mean
Speaker 2: that person's bad? No, not saying that. It means to
Speaker 2: me that person's weak. How can I trust you now
Speaker 2: when I couldn't trust you? Then? I've called COVID the
Speaker 2: great sorting for a reason. You sorted out your friends,
Speaker 2: you sorted out your relatives. You sort it out hopefully
Speaker 2: the news sources, the places you go for true information.
Speaker 2: You have a completely different challenge than the challenge your
Speaker 2: grandparents had. You have endless information. Therefore, you and I
Speaker 2: we have to become sifters. We have to learn how
Speaker 2: to sift through it all. And it's happened on this show.
Speaker 2: For it's happened to me multiple times, where someone will say, Hey,
Speaker 2: this puntin is saying this, and you won't say that,
Speaker 2: you're an idiot. And then a week later, month later,
Speaker 2: a year later, hey, man, that person they were wrong.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have listened to that person. I feel dumb,
Speaker 2: totally understandable. It's endless sources of information and you have
Speaker 2: to learn how to sift through it, and nobody can
Speaker 2: do it for you. I try the best I can
Speaker 2: in my own small way, with our own small show.
Speaker 2: It's just not small anymore. But I try in my
Speaker 2: own way to help sift through things. But even then,
Speaker 2: these are the things that I'm passionate about. These are
Speaker 2: the things I want to talk about. Maybe you're passionate
Speaker 2: about a bunch of stuff that I don't really care about,
Speaker 2: and I can't help you with that. You have to
Speaker 2: stand on your own two feet for information, more than
Speaker 2: previous generations ever have, because there's too much of it
Speaker 2: and that will never go away. There's no disincentive right
Speaker 2: now to putting out information in fact to being a
Speaker 2: huge liar. You can go lie about things every minute
Speaker 2: of every day. And because it's such an online, click
Speaker 2: driven economy, now you can make a fortune doing that,
Speaker 2: a fortune doing that if that's what you wanted to
Speaker 2: dedicate your life to, if you have no morality whatsoever,
Speaker 2: if you have nothing against it, you can make a
Speaker 2: fortune doing that. It makes it harder for you, It
Speaker 2: makes it harder for me. I sympathize, but that's the
Speaker 2: best way I can explain it. Sift through and don't
Speaker 2: be afraid to cut people off. You watch and listen to.
Speaker 2: If you test them and they fail, snippet, let them
Speaker 2: go because they're gonna say, look, if they're lying to
Speaker 2: you now, they're gonna lie to you about the thing
Speaker 2: that's six months from now. They're gonna lie to you
Speaker 2: about the thing that's a year from now. Cut them off,
Speaker 2: all right, all right?
Speaker 1: Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful.
Speaker 2: Wonderful Tuesday. If you miss any part of the show,
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Speaker 2: with the UH with the Communists. This is a voicemail
Speaker 2: left for an ICE agent and his.
Speaker 5: Family and fascist pigs.
Speaker 2: You should think kill yourself. I hope your wife dies.
Speaker 4: I hope your mom and dad died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna cut that off right there. Just remember
Speaker 2: the kind of mental instability we're dealing with and why
Speaker 2: we're dealing with it. These are broken, lost, stupid, drug
Speaker 2: addicted people, and they're lied to all day, every day
Speaker 2: by elite communists.
Speaker 5: Stephen Miller like a man named Bendetson. He was the
Speaker 5: one who created the internment cancer Japanese Heinrich Himmler and
Speaker 5: in the in the Nazi regime. This is what he
Speaker 5: is and he of course Trump gets the most of
Speaker 5: the blame, being the top at the top, but people
Speaker 5: like Stephen Miller will go down in history as evil,
Speaker 5: had blood on his hands and should be jailed.
Speaker 2: Josh Shapiro is the governor of Pennsylvania, often sold as
Speaker 2: the moderate option that will bring Democrats back to the center.
Speaker 2: Here he is the Congress of the United States on Friday,
Speaker 2: has the ability to stand up and stop funding Ice
Speaker 2: and terminate this mission in Asia. Can't save this party,
Speaker 2: has to be destroyed, has to be destroyed by going
Speaker 2: after the three legs of the barstool. What are the
Speaker 2: three legs, fraud, Foreigners, cheating, FFC, the three things that
Speaker 2: hold up the Democrat Party, run Away kangaroos bring down
Speaker 2: cyclists in Ossy Road race. Did you know, first of
Speaker 2: all Australians. I've told you before that I love Australians.
Speaker 2: I can't help it. Every Australian I've ever known was
Speaker 2: just cool as can be. They're my people. I've never been.
Speaker 2: I'm never going to go because the country is just
Speaker 2: a house of horrors between the great White sharks and
Speaker 2: that the poisonous snakes. They have bullet ants there, they
Speaker 2: have Sydney funnel web spiders. It's just a house of horrors.
Speaker 2: I can't believe there's anybody still alive. So I'm never
Speaker 2: going there. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris. And the flight,
Speaker 2: the flight to get there is brutal and can you
Speaker 2: imagine the cost, Chris, to just wrap what Just think
Speaker 2: about what you would pay for that. You're never going
Speaker 2: for sure, unless you can get something on Spirit Airlines. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I love Australian people. But on top of everything else,
Speaker 2: the kangaroos are mean. Did you know that? And I
Speaker 2: know that's going to be uniquely troubling to women who
Speaker 2: believe every animal talks and dances and does singing routines.
Speaker 2: But those things, they'll hurt you bad. What Chris, Chris said,
Speaker 2: you think you can eat kangaroo? That can't be good. Man, No, listen,
Speaker 2: there's no way that can be good. They hop around
Speaker 2: all the time, right, at least that's what it looks
Speaker 2: like in the cartoons. The Australians call them wallabies, and
Speaker 2: I love what I love that name more so now
Speaker 2: I'm going to call them wallabies. But they hop around
Speaker 2: all the time. What makes meat tastes good? Chris? What
Speaker 2: makes meat tastes good? Fat? That's correct, the fat. How
Speaker 2: much fat can a wallabee possibly have when it is
Speaker 2: doing the animal equivalent of jumping jacks all day long.
Speaker 2: There's a reason we eat cows and we don't eat
Speaker 2: tigers because tigers are all muscle. The animal has to
Speaker 2: have fat, the more fat. What why are you shaking
Speaker 2: your head about my logic? What a huge kangaroo jump
Speaker 2: drumstick is appealing? I will admit that. I just don't
Speaker 2: think we're gonna have the juice we need to make
Speaker 2: it delicious. It would be cool. We do have to
Speaker 2: see now, But how are we gonna see. You'd never
Speaker 2: see a restaurant serving it. I'm certainly not going to
Speaker 2: go over there and get eaten by a shark. Outback
Speaker 2: Steakhouse does not have it. And I would know because
Speaker 2: I've had more bloomin onions in my life than you've
Speaker 2: ever thought of in your life. Outback does not have it.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact. And our back's getting expensive.
Speaker 2: That's the way the economy is. And I realize when
Speaker 2: you go out to a nice steakhouse you're gonna have,
Speaker 2: you're gonna assume the bill is going to be high.
Speaker 2: But we went to Outback a few weeks ago. We
Speaker 2: went to out Back a few weeks ago. I was
Speaker 2: a little sticker shocked. I'll tell you this little sticker shocked.
Speaker 2: All right, don't shake your head, Chris. Also, the country
Speaker 2: loves deportation. Should take a look here. Net approval rating
Speaker 2: on the economy.
Speaker 6: You go back to this point that Joe Biden presidency,
Speaker 6: he was nineteen points underwater.
Speaker 2: You go in a Donald Trump presidency.
Speaker 6: Hey, he started off in the positive territory of plus
Speaker 6: six points, but down he goes down the slide into
Speaker 6: the ocean. He goes negative twenty points. Donald Trump is
Speaker 6: actually in slightly worst position right now in the economy
Speaker 6: than Joe Biden was on this presidency. And of course,
Speaker 6: Joe Biden, as I said at the top, the economy
Speaker 6: ate his presidency alive, and right now it is eating
Speaker 6: Donald Trump's presidency alive.
Speaker 2: I wanted to play that for you. I promised you
Speaker 2: earlier I was going to play it. The country loves deportations.
Speaker 2: The country is on our side when it comes to crime,
Speaker 2: when it comes to illegals, when it comes to deportations.
Speaker 2: But there is a problem. The Trump administration knows it's
Speaker 2: a problem. That's why they're throwing out things like Trump's
Speaker 2: savings accounts and capping credit card interest. The problem, though,
Speaker 2: hasn't changed, and there's probably nothing you can do to
Speaker 2: change it. People are unhappy with the economy. And when
Speaker 2: people are unhappy with the economy, they are going to
Speaker 2: place the blame at the feet of the man who
Speaker 2: holds the White House. Right or wrong. They are that
Speaker 2: much more than deportations, or ice or this street animal
Speaker 2: getting shot. That is what is going to kill us
Speaker 2: at the mid terms if it doesn't turn around. And
Speaker 2: now here's a headline, why you know the thing? Headlines
Speaker 2: we didn't get to San Francisco's largest mall abruptly closes
Speaker 2: for good sooner than expected. Malls are dying. We just
Speaker 2: went to Dillard's a couple of days ago. I wanted
Speaker 2: to get off an ice pair of earrings for this
Speaker 2: gallo we have coming up. Like half the stores are
Speaker 2: closed in the mall. There's not even an Orange Julius anymore.
Speaker 2: British Prime Minister Starmer courts China amid us unpredictability. What
Speaker 2: a shocker. The Kamis in Britain are gonna get real,
Speaker 2: real cozy with the Kamis over there in China. US
Speaker 2: intensifies strikes in Somalia following Nigeria bombardment. Nice, let's save
Speaker 2: some of those from Minneapolis. All right, we will come
Speaker 2: back tomorrow and do it again. That's all