1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,120 Speaker 1: John Jan It's hi Taylor, thanks for holding. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Hi Taylor. 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: Hey, what's up. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 2: So, I mean, I've come to terms with the fact 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 2: that I'm no longer my parents' favorite child. Their goldendoodle 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 2: definitely is. 7 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: It's hilarious. 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 2: I moved out and then they got this dog, and 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 2: they treat this dog like freaking royalty, like better than 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 2: I've ever been treated in my childhood. Like I feel 11 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 2: like I was microwaving my dinners, and they like make 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: dinner for the dog, and they like have a whole 13 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: like routine at night, like a whole skincare regimen, Like 14 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 2: they wash the dogs like this special shampoo and they 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 2: put all these oils on his fur. You know, it's 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 2: just like ridiculous. 17 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: Just well, I mean there's a reason the dog business 18 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: is like a ten billion dollar but maybe more than that. 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: You know, it's like great. 20 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 2: Now. 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I have friends like that. 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: I know, they're both their kids who went to college 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: and then their kids now have careers, and they adopted 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: a dog as a family. It was a puppy, and 25 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: now when you go to their Instagram, it's just the dog. 26 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: You don't know, one of the kids is like a 27 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: teacher somewhere, no one you never had. It's just a dog. 28 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: Did they take down your pictures and put up the 29 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: golden doodle picture? 30 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 2: You know it hasn't gotten that far yet, but I'm 31 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I am waiting. I mean, it's like it seriously, 32 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: it feels like they're like waiting for a grandchild and 33 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 2: this is just like the you know, the placeholder. 34 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 3: They probably are. So just imagine, like, I know it's 35 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: driving you nuts right now, but you're looking at this 36 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 3: all wrong. Imagine when you do have a grandchild, like 37 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 3: they are going to pamper and spoil that kid and 38 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 3: just be the best with them. 39 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: Unless the dog's still alive. 40 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 3: The dogs still live an indication of what they're going 41 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 3: to be like as grandparents. 42 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: You have your baby, we have our fur baby. Give 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: them the benefit of the gown you talked about, like 44 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: the photo family photos. I feel like that would be 45 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: such a good troll moment. 46 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 2: Like you're like, oh, you guys want to replace me, 47 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 2: so I'll help you while you're at it and start 48 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: replacing all your. 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: Pictures with the dogs. You know, it's funny when you 50 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: brought up you're not the favorite child anymore. I remember, 51 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: I've never thought I was the favorite child of my house. 52 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: It was just me and my sister. And when we 53 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: grew up and moved out, and then my parents separated, 54 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: my mom got her own place. And when you walk 55 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: into my mom's house, in the living room was the 56 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: biggest framed photo of my sister. 57 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 3: Wow. What was funny about pictures and parents is like, 58 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 3: my mom switches pictures and she knows like someone's coming over, 59 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 3: she'll switch and put the feeling. 60 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: She tell you that, Well, you came over, you saw 61 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: her switch up photos. 62 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 3: Like, wait a second, our pictures. Oh, Eric was just here. 63 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: I that is freaky hilarious. 64 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: Well, that's actually genius, and I actually I applaud your efforts. 65 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 2: All of you guys are her favorite. She makes sure 66 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 2: she does a good job of that. 67 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: Taylor, thanks for calling in. Have a great day.