Speaker 1: Nay Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful Friday. All kinds of wonderful things
Speaker 1: this hour, from regifting to serious things. We're talking about
Speaker 1: Somali's sauce people, all that and so much more coming
Speaker 1: up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: I wanted to touch on something quick first because I
Speaker 1: brought it up yesterday just for little background. Animal Farm
Speaker 1: was a book written by George Orwell. Orwell was not
Speaker 1: some hardcore righty freedom fighter, by the way, but Orwell
Speaker 1: also understood how truly evil and sick Soviet Communism was,
Speaker 1: and he wrote Animal Farm to condemn Soviet Communism. And
Speaker 1: this is all written down well documented. There's a new
Speaker 1: Animal Farm movie coming out by Angel Studios. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that in a moment. There's a new Animal Farm
Speaker 1: movie come out out, and they're already printing articles about
Speaker 1: how they essentially flip the story on its head again,
Speaker 1: completely subversive. Now, this one's an indictment of capitalism, right,
Speaker 1: So they took something that was supposed to make communism
Speaker 1: look bad and of course twisted it. Now it's supposed
Speaker 1: to indict capitalism and I got this email Bronco Jesse.
Speaker 1: I just heard you say that the new animated version
Speaker 1: of Animal Farms subverts the original book and makes capitalism
Speaker 1: to be evil. This blew my mind because I was
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing it because it's from Angel Studios.
Speaker 1: Everything I've seen from them has been good, and I've
Speaker 1: considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean Angel Studios
Speaker 1: has been infiltrated by communists? Says His name is Dave,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Angel Studios has been infiltrated by
Speaker 1: communists yet. So let's pause for a moment. That doesn't
Speaker 1: take away the fact that Angels Studios has made good, wholesome,
Speaker 1: family worthy movies. Right, that's one. Here's what has happened
Speaker 1: in Hollywood in recent years. Let's just talk briefly about
Speaker 1: the business model, because I know you've seen this. Hollywood
Speaker 1: was it's been left since the sixties, right, it's been left.
Speaker 1: But in recent years they've gone all in on the communism.
Speaker 1: And this is honestly in large part to all the
Speaker 1: DEI efforts. If you're a normal, sane, certainly white male,
Speaker 1: you are unhirable. So they go hire as many race
Speaker 1: communists and women as they possibly can, and everything they
Speaker 1: put out is wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing
Speaker 1: super doing flip kits, a a tranny person in every
Speaker 1: TV show. It's horrible. It's been horrible. Okay, you got
Speaker 1: all that. Hollywood has a problem. Normal people caught onto
Speaker 1: it and they don't want to go. They started gaging
Speaker 1: up every single thing I told you about that movie.
Speaker 1: I think it was Super Pets or DC Pets. I
Speaker 1: went to like five minutes into the movie, there's two
Speaker 1: lesbians in the park. This is a communist kids movie.
Speaker 1: They can't help themselves. Everything has to be communist propaganda.
Speaker 1: Coinciding with that, as people stopped going to the movies,
Speaker 1: we saw the rise of what would be considered more traditional,
Speaker 1: maybe even right wing, depending on how you wanted to
Speaker 1: put it. Put it movies and movie studios. We'll make
Speaker 1: this about kind of Christian movies. I would say ten
Speaker 1: years ago Hollywood would still put out a Christian movie
Speaker 1: or two. And if you're being honest with yourself, they
Speaker 1: were freaking garbage, horrible movies. Why it was no budget.
Speaker 1: There was no budget for the movie. You can't hire
Speaker 1: great writers, you can't hire great directors. You can't hire
Speaker 1: great actors. You go grab this guy, that guy, and
Speaker 1: that guy and cobble together some motley crew and put
Speaker 1: out a movie, admittedly with usually a pretty wonderful message.
Speaker 1: But the movie was garbage, garbage. I know this because
Speaker 1: I was at those movies. Ah mey. We took the
Speaker 1: boys of those movies crap, total crap, and we noticed something.
Speaker 1: Over the last ten years, they're getting better and better
Speaker 1: and better and better. What's happening now? You got that
Speaker 1: it's quaid in these things and stuff like that. What
Speaker 1: is happening, well, something wonderful and can be terrible people,
Speaker 1: even though the movies were not top quality, they want
Speaker 1: to go to the movies with their kids, with their friends,
Speaker 1: with a girlfriend, with somebody. Right. People like to go
Speaker 1: to the movies. Certainly Americans like to go to the movies.
Speaker 1: If every other movie in the theater is going to
Speaker 1: be a gate up bunch of commie slop nonsense, I
Speaker 1: just won't go. If you sprinkle out some movie with
Speaker 1: a good message, I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet,
Speaker 1: I'll go. These movies started making money. They didn't cost
Speaker 1: a lot to make, and they started making nice amounts
Speaker 1: of money. What's the result. More money starts coming in. Now,
Speaker 1: Let's say let's say I'm a Christian director and I
Speaker 1: get a movie script about some wonderful story, about redemption
Speaker 1: story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well,
Speaker 1: I have to go get somebody to pay me to
Speaker 1: produce it. I have to go find people to produce it.
Speaker 1: My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to push out a good message. If I'm
Speaker 1: trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I
Speaker 1: go sit in front of a producer, let's call him
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris. He's got a bunch of money. Doesn't
Speaker 1: really agree with my movie or whatever, but you don's
Speaker 1: to give a crap. It's about money. So I go
Speaker 1: sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up,
Speaker 1: I have this, I have that. Look at what my
Speaker 1: last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can
Speaker 1: I have thirty forty fifty million dollars to make a movie.
Speaker 1: Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make all my money back go ahead. But
Speaker 1: with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson in
Speaker 1: this for all of us, myself included very much. So
Speaker 1: maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with a
Speaker 1: couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat out demands. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: here's your fifty million dollars. Go hire Dennis Quaid. But
Speaker 1: I have a daughter, well, actually she's my son. Now
Speaker 1: she wouldn't already had the surgery. Her name's Trina. She
Speaker 1: loves to write movies. She fancies herself as a movie writer.
Speaker 1: I would like her to have final approval on the
Speaker 1: script for your new Christian movie. Anyway you want my
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. Now you have
Speaker 1: a decision to make. If you're that director, you can
Speaker 1: make a fifty million dollar budget movie with Dennis Quaid
Speaker 1: and movie stars, or you can go back to the
Speaker 1: days of scrapping and scraping and try to make a
Speaker 1: low budget pile of crap. I'm not at all saying
Speaker 1: that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know the behind
Speaker 1: the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes is how
Speaker 1: not just movie studios, people businesses. They get corrupted by that,
Speaker 1: and it's easy to understand the why and the how.
Speaker 1: It's just it's human nature. I told you this story before.
Speaker 1: I think I told it once because this was not
Speaker 1: long ago. People you see on social media, people with
Speaker 1: big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion. It's
Speaker 1: not that they think it or believe it. They're paid
Speaker 1: to have that opinion by interests of various kinds, domestic
Speaker 1: and foreign interests. And because I have this national show
Speaker 1: and I guess a big platform, I had somebody who
Speaker 1: I know reach out to me. I read you the
Speaker 1: message I'm not going to dig it up right now,
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He
Speaker 1: did not say who they were. They're interested in partnering
Speaker 1: with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would
Speaker 1: come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it
Speaker 1: would be on here, and I might say something to
Speaker 1: the effect of.
Speaker 2: That's a really underrated place. Qatar, man, I'm a huge
Speaker 2: guitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool. You've never
Speaker 2: heard me say a word about Katar. I don't give
Speaker 2: a crap about Qatar. I know they fund a lot
Speaker 2: of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But if I
Speaker 2: said that, you would have no idea because I wouldn't
Speaker 2: put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just wrote me
Speaker 2: a fifty thousand dollars check to say that on the air.
Speaker 2: I didn't even respond to the guy. I didn't decline
Speaker 2: it and say yes, I didn't even respond. My opinions
Speaker 2: are not for sale. I have stupid opinions for free.
Speaker 2: But it tells you how easily that can happen, Right,
Speaker 2: And what if it was I never asked the price,
Speaker 2: By the way, what if it was a million dollars?
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were offering.
Speaker 1: What if it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: a million dollars? And all we need you to say
Speaker 1: is you love Brussels sprouts. Now everybody knows I hate
Speaker 1: vegetables and I hate Brussels sprouts. A million dollars, A
Speaker 1: million dollars, a lot of cheddar cheese, right, million dollars,
Speaker 1: first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see how it
Speaker 1: can happen. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And you
Speaker 1: can't email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com oracle,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother
Speaker 1: regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I
Speaker 1: put his truck or put his truck on Jackson and
Speaker 1: emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you something right now. Aub and I we have
Speaker 1: a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay with regifting.
Speaker 1: I have in my home. I don't know where she
Speaker 1: keeps it in an entire box of stuff that can be regifted.
Speaker 1: I am a regifting master. Don't shake your head, Chris.
Speaker 1: I believe it is good and right. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for me to just
Speaker 1: set it on my shelf, to collect dust or throw
Speaker 1: it away. It's not like I open it and play
Speaker 1: with it for a while and then hand it to somebody.
Speaker 1: Someone else may may you have a use for it?
Speaker 1: What Chris Chris said, as are we talking like a
Speaker 1: birthday gift or a one off gift?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, for all occasions. If it's what Chris, If
Speaker 1: it's a birthday, Christmas, whenever there is an occasion where
Speaker 1: I need to give somebody a gift it's not the
Speaker 1: last stop, it's the first stop, the regifting box. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Now there is a danger, a danger, and you know
Speaker 1: exactly what the danger is. You probably already know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. If you forget who gave you the
Speaker 1: gift and you give back to them the gift they
Speaker 1: gave you, then you are exposed on a couple different levels.
Speaker 1: You're exposed that you hated the gift they gave you.
Speaker 1: You are exposed that you are a regifter. That's why
Speaker 1: you don't want to tell anybody you're a regifter. You
Speaker 1: want to make sure you keep that quiet. But the
Speaker 1: closest I came to running into that was I had
Speaker 1: This is after my dad died. One of my neighbors
Speaker 1: I'm friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't
Speaker 1: really drink much anymore, but he brought me a six
Speaker 1: pack of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This
Speaker 1: is a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's
Speaker 1: a nice gesture. Now, I don't drink much anymore, and
Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just I've
Speaker 1: never been a Guinness guy. You're a Guinness guy, Chris,
Speaker 1: I don't like anyway, brings me a six pack of Guinness.
Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness, so I threw it in the
Speaker 1: fridge and it's kind of left the freaking guinness there.
Speaker 1: Bob throws a big party. She throws a big neighborhood party.
Speaker 1: This is I think it was last year. Throws a
Speaker 1: big neighborhood party. And we wanted to set things out,
Speaker 1: so you know, there's the big bowl of fruit punch
Speaker 1: and everything else. And then we had a cooler. It
Speaker 1: was a cooler just sitting on the ground. We put
Speaker 1: sodas in waters and beers in there, and we thought, well,
Speaker 1: we have a six pack a Guinness. Maybe someone coming
Speaker 1: will want a Guinness. He walks in, he notices the
Speaker 1: Guinness and he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure you were a Guinness guy. I'm glad to
Speaker 1: see that's your thing. And I said, oh, you should
Speaker 1: have seen it. Chris lied stone face, lied right to
Speaker 1: his face. I was like, oh, yeah, big time, big time.
Speaker 1: I stucked up because I knew you were a Guinness
Speaker 1: guy too. Anyway, can I get you a beer? And
Speaker 1: I sat there and watched him take one of his
Speaker 1: guinnesses out of the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped
Speaker 1: the top on it, enjoyed himself. Hey Jesse. A few
Speaker 1: days ago, my twenty four year old son Donnie, came
Speaker 1: home for lunch with a McDonald's bag and a drink.
Speaker 1: After looking through the bag, he angrily threw it all
Speaker 1: in the trash without taking a single bite. When I
Speaker 1: asked whether his order was wrong, he said it wasn't. However,
Speaker 1: the extra sweet and sour sauce he paid for was missing.
Speaker 1: When I asked why he didn't just eat the meal
Speaker 1: without it, he launched into a tirade about how I
Speaker 1: didn't understand the disappointment of anticipating dipping his fries and
Speaker 1: nuggets in the sauce. According to him, eating the food
Speaker 1: without it completely negates the experience. About thirty minutes later,
Speaker 1: he came out of his room and said he had
Speaker 1: taken into his own hands. He purchased one hundred McDonald's
Speaker 1: Sweet and Sour sauces on eBay for sixty dollars. He
Speaker 1: did apologize for his outburst, but he said he is
Speaker 1: tired of being dismissed and disrespected as a saucer. Did
Speaker 1: he overreact. I have in my fridge at home. I
Speaker 1: have items like Chick fil a ranch, I have water
Speaker 1: Burger Jalapeno ranch. I have an entire bottle of a
Speaker 1: bottle they sold by the bottle of Popeye's Blackened Ranch.
Speaker 1: And you know why I have these things because your
Speaker 1: son is one hundred percent correct. The sauce in many
Speaker 1: cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, the meal is
Speaker 1: not worth eating. I have had to explain this before
Speaker 1: to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left my sauce out,
Speaker 1: and they wanted to, you know, give me a two
Speaker 1: dollar refund. I said, I don't need a two dollar refund.
Speaker 1: I need a refund for everything, because your ignorance of
Speaker 1: my sauce, of my sauce needs ruined the entire meal.
Speaker 1: It didn't ruin two dollars of the meal, it ruined
Speaker 1: the entire thing. You can have the whole meal back.
Speaker 1: If anything your son underreacted. It is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Fantastic Friday heading into the Christmas season.
Speaker 1: Before I get back to the emails, I got a situation.
Speaker 1: Here's the situation. Ob she loves Trans Siberian Orchestra everyone
Speaker 1: knows what Trans Siberian Orchestra was that or is that
Speaker 1: big Christmas band?
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: She loves it, has loved it since she was a child.
Speaker 1: Loves their music, loves their stuff. Now. I like concerts
Speaker 1: a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I don't attend many anymore,
Speaker 1: and I hate to sound like a grandpa. Let me
Speaker 1: explain myself. They're too loud. My ears are now how
Speaker 1: my ears and my voice are how I earn my living,
Speaker 1: and concerts destroy both of them. If I try to
Speaker 1: speak to people, I have to shout, and it trashes
Speaker 1: my vocal chords and the music destroys your ear drums.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds lame, and it is lame and pathetic.
Speaker 1: I know. But concerts, Now, last concert we went to
Speaker 1: was a Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and
Speaker 1: they had the volume turned up so loud that I
Speaker 1: had to leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside.
Speaker 1: It was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. It's how I make my living, so
Speaker 1: I feed my family, all right. So that said, I
Speaker 1: do like concerts, and years ago I don't remember how
Speaker 1: many I took. Ob I think it was a my
Speaker 1: Christmas gift to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian
Speaker 1: Orchestra tickets. Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go
Speaker 1: watch Trans Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were
Speaker 1: fifty bucks a piece or something like that. It was
Speaker 1: years ago. We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.
Speaker 1: It's so long, Chris, buddy, I think it was three
Speaker 1: hours long. I know, yeah, it's long, And believe me,
Speaker 1: if you're into it, it was so well done. It's
Speaker 1: not like it was an amateur hour and there's a
Speaker 1: story behind it and a new theme and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I am in no way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They
Speaker 1: put on a first rate show. But I got a
Speaker 1: little bored after three hours. I was zoning out. I
Speaker 1: was not really into it. And apparently my body language
Speaker 1: is easy to read for aub. At this point in time,
Speaker 1: she could tell I wasn't into it, and she is
Speaker 1: just completely captivated by the whole thing, every minute the
Speaker 1: whole time. It could be twelve hours and she would
Speaker 1: sit there just soaking up every bit of it. But
Speaker 1: she's getting bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's
Speaker 1: getting bad vibes from me. Okay. After that, she decided
Speaker 1: she needed a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and
Speaker 1: she found one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into
Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it.
Speaker 1: It's been a tradition now for at least I think
Speaker 1: five years. They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If
Speaker 1: they're anywhere nearby drivable distance, She'll get tickets just those
Speaker 1: two and they'll go, which I think is really cool.
Speaker 1: A father or a father, a mother's son tradition that
Speaker 1: he will remember his whole life, showed treasure those memories
Speaker 1: his whole life. It's all good, right. I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. But this year, honestly, this year, it was
Speaker 1: ten minutes ago. I got a text message because they
Speaker 1: have I think it's in two weeks. Two weeks. One
Speaker 1: week they have a concert again, Luke ob Trans Siberian
Speaker 1: Orchestra concert. I get a text message that says, hey,
Speaker 1: I would love for you and James to join us
Speaker 1: this year. It's not just that I don't want to go.
Speaker 1: It's not only that James also doesn't want to go.
Speaker 1: And if you think my body language is not the
Speaker 1: best when I'm not into something, James is one hundred
Speaker 1: times worse than mine, you know, when he's into it
Speaker 1: and when he's not into it, to the point when
Speaker 1: he was younger. He doesn't do this anymore. But when
Speaker 1: he was younger, if we were let's say we're out
Speaker 1: at dinner, maybe it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or
Speaker 1: something like that, and he's bored. Eventually he gets bored,
Speaker 1: he'll just like lay his head on the table as
Speaker 1: if he's going to sleep. Then I had to inform
Speaker 1: him that is bad body language. You don't do it,
Speaker 1: you know. So he doesn't do that. But that's the
Speaker 1: kind of kid he is. It is Oh gosh. So
Speaker 1: it's not just that I don't want to go and
Speaker 1: James doesn't want to go. It's a terrible idea for
Speaker 1: us to go three It's not just three hours, Chris.
Speaker 1: She's gonna lose us both, and the body language is
Speaker 1: gonna get bad, and then she's gonna be mad we came.
Speaker 1: She's making bad decisions right now and I haven't responded yet.
Speaker 1: I'm actually telling you before I've talked to her about it.
Speaker 1: I need out of it. I need an excuse. And
Speaker 1: you know what I think I'm gonna do. I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in sick. I'm gonna call in sick.
Speaker 1: What Chris, What I need any Chris said, I need
Speaker 1: an excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James is just
Speaker 1: gonna have to go. Look, I can't save everybody in
Speaker 1: a triage situation. The point of triage is you only
Speaker 1: save who you can save, and those you can't save.
Speaker 1: You've got to let him go. There's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do for James right now. He's on his own. But
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go enjoy the concert. Me feeling
Speaker 1: a little feverish. What Chris Cory said, What if James
Speaker 1: has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him to death. No,
Speaker 1: now this, I'm glad you brought this up. I have
Speaker 1: to get in being sick before James gets in being sick.
Speaker 1: But I can't get in too early, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I don't remember when they're going. It might be two weeks,
Speaker 1: it might be a week. I can't get in too early.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'll have to fake being sick for too many
Speaker 1: days and IB will eventually catch on when I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there eating a pizza or something like that. That won't
Speaker 1: work at all. So I think I'm gonna fake sick.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna fake Chris. There's no other way
Speaker 1: out of it. I've thought about it. There's no other way.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be a stomach ache or feverish,
Speaker 1: or it's gonna have to be something. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go to another three hour concert. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this. I don't want to do it, Jesse.
Speaker 1: The next big election is obviously the midterms, and while
Speaker 1: that is everyone's focus, I think it's fun to look
Speaker 1: at head Traditionally VP would be the front runner for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside the box. Who
Speaker 1: would be You're out of nowhere or under the radar
Speaker 1: primary winner for each party. You think it's someone already
Speaker 1: out there, so on and so forth. Okay, I love
Speaker 1: the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family. His
Speaker 1: name is Eric, and he said happy Hanuka to Chris.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because
Speaker 1: I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Vans
Speaker 1: is gonna run which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run.
Speaker 1: It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could
Speaker 1: make more noise this time than last time. Last time
Speaker 1: he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been
Speaker 1: a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ron de
Speaker 1: Santis has just killed it down there. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether that would matter in a primary. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't see that. I haven't seen the
Speaker 1: poll numbers on the Democrat side. I brought this up
Speaker 1: a while ago, so i'll bring it up again. JB. Pritzker, JB. Pritzker,
Speaker 1: and I don't like him, Okay, so don't start throwing
Speaker 1: things at me if you're from Illinois. But JB. Pritzker,
Speaker 1: he kind of looks like your uncle. Kind of fat,
Speaker 1: but probably not too fat. Fat enough that he's relatable,
Speaker 1: but not so fat where you're thinking, jeez, buddy, have
Speaker 1: you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy,
Speaker 1: so he's going to be able to raise a ton
Speaker 1: of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone some
Speaker 1: Bonker's nutball may come up. But if JB. Pritzker made
Speaker 1: a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised. He's
Speaker 1: a guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have
Speaker 1: a huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although
Speaker 1: that would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment,
Speaker 1: hang on.
Speaker 3: It is a Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Speaker 3: Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Friday and ass doctor
Speaker 3: Jesse Friday, and I want to remind you.
Speaker 1: In the name of a just merciful gun, to remember
Speaker 1: the reason for the season. All right, make sure you
Speaker 1: soak up every single waking moment with family and friends.
Speaker 1: There will come a time not to get heavy on
Speaker 1: you where your parents won't be there, at least one
Speaker 1: or both of them, So enjoy this one. I'll be
Speaker 1: missing my father this Christmas, and if yours is still here,
Speaker 1: your mom's still there, make sure you enjoy them, all right,
Speaker 1: soak up this time. It's not about the presence, of course,
Speaker 1: it's about Jesus and family and friends and just celebrating Jesse.
Speaker 1: My wife and I order pizza all the time from
Speaker 1: a local pizza place. It's usually okay, but sometimes she
Speaker 1: thinks we got a reheated one instead of a freshly
Speaker 1: made one. What's the standard? Do pizza shops always make
Speaker 1: fresh pizzas when ordered either online or by phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna tell you something, and this is something
Speaker 1: like New Yorkers will know this well, but I realize
Speaker 1: some people are having traveled as much as others. Pizza
Speaker 1: is just glorious for a variety of reasons. But one
Speaker 1: of the reasons pizza is so glorious is after cooking
Speaker 1: a pizza afe, you bake a pizza in the oven.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's gotten cold, maybe you've even put it
Speaker 1: in the fridge. You can actually throw that pizza right
Speaker 1: back in the oven and get it very similar to
Speaker 1: what it was originally in the Kelly household. This is
Speaker 1: generally done by throwing it on a baking sheet. Four
Speaker 1: hundred degrees four or five minutes comes out of that oven.
Speaker 1: Pretty freaking good. Pizza companies have known this forever. This
Speaker 1: is honestly most a lot of people are gonna roll
Speaker 1: their eyes because what I'm saying is so obvious. But
Speaker 1: when you walk into a pizza place and they, let's
Speaker 1: say they sell pizza by the slice, and they have
Speaker 1: a bunch of pizzas already made. What did they do
Speaker 1: with it? Hey, I want a slice of pepperoni. They
Speaker 1: grab a slice of pepperoni, and they turn around and
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Speaker 1: Hey, meat Master Debate or Jesse, what unusual types of
Speaker 1: meat have you eaten or prepared? I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake,
Speaker 1: and alligator meat. I've actually had all of those kinds
Speaker 1: of meat. And this will only be unusual outside of
Speaker 1: the South. And I know you're gonna think I'm bonkers
Speaker 1: if you're outside of the South. Do not ignore frog
Speaker 1: legs if you get the chance. I know it's Chris,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know it sounds insanely unappealing.
Speaker 1: You would think it's gross. On my life, I know
Speaker 1: this is very cliche. It's like chicken. It's very similar
Speaker 1: to chicken, and when done correctly, frog legs are outstanding.
Speaker 1: What Chris well, Chris said, how close is it to gator? Honestly,
Speaker 1: very similar, except because frogs are smaller, At least in
Speaker 1: my experience, you always eat him off the bone. Normally
Speaker 1: you don't eat gator off the bone. It's been sliced
Speaker 1: up in steaks and chopped up in deep pride and
Speaker 1: things like that. Frogs legs live a little. Try some
Speaker 1: frogs legs. Hey, Jesse, did you see Elon Musk on
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Show talking about our biggest weakness of Western
Speaker 1: society as empathy and that it's being used against us.
Speaker 1: He must be listening to the oracle preaching about the
Speaker 1: Communists using our values against us. Yes, I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: a huge fan, like everyone else is Scuba. Jesse, you
Speaker 1: said you would worry if Dan Bongino left the CHECKA
Speaker 1: FBI rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's not rumor
Speaker 1: by now he is leaving. Does it get me unsettled, No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether is at the
Speaker 1: FBI or not at the FBI, I consider the FBI
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Speaker 1: defunded and disbanded immediately. That my thoughts on it don't
Speaker 1: change whether he's there or not. They can't say the
Speaker 1: secret state police agency should leave Jesse. She said, we
Speaker 1: are seven million units short on housing, So how many
Speaker 1: crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty basic stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they always say we're seven million units short on housing.
Speaker 1: A lot of people say that. A lot of people
Speaker 1: believe that. Part of the problem with saying we're short
Speaker 1: on housing, and that may be true in some ways.
Speaker 1: Part of the problem is though we only build huge
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Speaker 1: in the fifties and it was two bedrooms in one bath,
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Speaker 1: a lot of those anymore. Now, Go celebrate the birth
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Speaker 1: twenty six. And I will miss you all right, that's
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