1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: Nay Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful Friday. All kinds of wonderful things 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: this hour, from regifting to serious things. We're talking about 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: Somali's sauce people, all that and so much more coming 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,319 Speaker 1: I wanted to touch on something quick first because I 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: brought it up yesterday just for little background. Animal Farm 8 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: was a book written by George Orwell. Orwell was not 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: some hardcore righty freedom fighter, by the way, but Orwell 10 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: also understood how truly evil and sick Soviet Communism was, 11 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: and he wrote Animal Farm to condemn Soviet Communism. And 12 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: this is all written down well documented. There's a new 13 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: Animal Farm movie coming out by Angel Studios. We'll get 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: to that in a moment. There's a new Animal Farm 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: movie come out out, and they're already printing articles about 16 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: how they essentially flip the story on its head again, 17 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: completely subversive. Now, this one's an indictment of capitalism, right, 18 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: So they took something that was supposed to make communism 19 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: look bad and of course twisted it. Now it's supposed 20 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: to indict capitalism and I got this email Bronco Jesse. 21 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: I just heard you say that the new animated version 22 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: of Animal Farms subverts the original book and makes capitalism 23 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: to be evil. This blew my mind because I was 24 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing it because it's from Angel Studios. 25 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: Everything I've seen from them has been good, and I've 26 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean Angel Studios 27 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: has been infiltrated by communists? Says His name is Dave, 28 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: all right. 29 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 2: So. 30 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if Angel Studios has been infiltrated by 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: communists yet. So let's pause for a moment. That doesn't 32 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: take away the fact that Angels Studios has made good, wholesome, 33 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: family worthy movies. Right, that's one. Here's what has happened 34 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: in Hollywood in recent years. Let's just talk briefly about 35 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: the business model, because I know you've seen this. Hollywood 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: was it's been left since the sixties, right, it's been left. 37 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: But in recent years they've gone all in on the communism. 38 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: And this is honestly in large part to all the 39 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: DEI efforts. If you're a normal, sane, certainly white male, 40 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: you are unhirable. So they go hire as many race 41 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: communists and women as they possibly can, and everything they 42 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: put out is wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing 43 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: super doing flip kits, a a tranny person in every 44 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 1: TV show. It's horrible. It's been horrible. Okay, you got 45 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: all that. Hollywood has a problem. Normal people caught onto 46 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: it and they don't want to go. They started gaging 47 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: up every single thing I told you about that movie. 48 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: I think it was Super Pets or DC Pets. I 49 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: went to like five minutes into the movie, there's two 50 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: lesbians in the park. This is a communist kids movie. 51 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: They can't help themselves. Everything has to be communist propaganda. 52 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: Coinciding with that, as people stopped going to the movies, 53 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: we saw the rise of what would be considered more traditional, 54 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: maybe even right wing, depending on how you wanted to 55 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: put it. Put it movies and movie studios. We'll make 56 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: this about kind of Christian movies. I would say ten 57 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: years ago Hollywood would still put out a Christian movie 58 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: or two. And if you're being honest with yourself, they 59 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: were freaking garbage, horrible movies. Why it was no budget. 60 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: There was no budget for the movie. You can't hire 61 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: great writers, you can't hire great directors. You can't hire 62 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: great actors. You go grab this guy, that guy, and 63 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: that guy and cobble together some motley crew and put 64 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: out a movie, admittedly with usually a pretty wonderful message. 65 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:19,239 Speaker 1: But the movie was garbage, garbage. I know this because 66 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: I was at those movies. Ah mey. We took the 67 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: boys of those movies crap, total crap, and we noticed something. 68 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: Over the last ten years, they're getting better and better 69 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: and better and better. What's happening now? You got that 70 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: it's quaid in these things and stuff like that. What 71 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 1: is happening, well, something wonderful and can be terrible people, 72 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: even though the movies were not top quality, they want 73 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,359 Speaker 1: to go to the movies with their kids, with their friends, 74 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: with a girlfriend, with somebody. Right. People like to go 75 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: to the movies. Certainly Americans like to go to the movies. 76 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: If every other movie in the theater is going to 77 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: be a gate up bunch of commie slop nonsense, I 78 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: just won't go. If you sprinkle out some movie with 79 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: a good message, I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet, 80 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: I'll go. These movies started making money. They didn't cost 81 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: a lot to make, and they started making nice amounts 82 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: of money. What's the result. More money starts coming in. Now, 83 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: Let's say let's say I'm a Christian director and I 84 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: get a movie script about some wonderful story, about redemption 85 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well, 86 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 1: I have to go get somebody to pay me to 87 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: produce it. I have to go find people to produce it. 88 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm 89 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 1: just trying to push out a good message. If I'm 90 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I 91 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: go sit in front of a producer, let's call him 92 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris. He's got a bunch of money. Doesn't 93 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 1: really agree with my movie or whatever, but you don's 94 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: to give a crap. It's about money. So I go 95 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris, 96 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up, 97 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: I have this, I have that. Look at what my 98 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can 99 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: I have thirty forty fifty million dollars to make a movie. 100 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure, 101 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make all my money back go ahead. But 102 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 1: with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson in 103 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: this for all of us, myself included very much. So 104 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with a 105 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:49,799 Speaker 1: couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat out demands. Sure, sure, 106 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,919 Speaker 1: here's your fifty million dollars. Go hire Dennis Quaid. But 107 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: I have a daughter, well, actually she's my son. Now 108 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: she wouldn't already had the surgery. Her name's Trina. She 109 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: loves to write movies. She fancies herself as a movie writer. 110 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: I would like her to have final approval on the 111 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: script for your new Christian movie. Anyway you want my 112 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. Now you have 113 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: a decision to make. If you're that director, you can 114 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: make a fifty million dollar budget movie with Dennis Quaid 115 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 1: and movie stars, or you can go back to the 116 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: days of scrapping and scraping and try to make a 117 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,559 Speaker 1: low budget pile of crap. I'm not at all saying 118 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,239 Speaker 1: that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know the behind 119 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes is how 120 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: not just movie studios, people businesses. They get corrupted by that, 121 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: and it's easy to understand the why and the how. 122 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: It's just it's human nature. I told you this story before. 123 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: I think I told it once because this was not 124 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: long ago. People you see on social media, people with 125 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff like that, 126 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion. It's 127 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: not that they think it or believe it. They're paid 128 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: to have that opinion by interests of various kinds, domestic 129 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: and foreign interests. And because I have this national show 130 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: and I guess a big platform, I had somebody who 131 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: I know reach out to me. I read you the 132 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,560 Speaker 1: message I'm not going to dig it up right now, 133 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: and said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He 134 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: did not say who they were. They're interested in partnering 135 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would 136 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,679 Speaker 1: come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it 137 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: would be on here, and I might say something to 138 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: the effect of. 139 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 2: That's a really underrated place. Qatar, man, I'm a huge 140 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 2: guitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool. You've never 141 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,079 Speaker 2: heard me say a word about Katar. I don't give 142 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 2: a crap about Qatar. I know they fund a lot 143 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 2: of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But if I 144 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 2: said that, you would have no idea because I wouldn't 145 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 2: put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just wrote me 146 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,560 Speaker 2: a fifty thousand dollars check to say that on the air. 147 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 2: I didn't even respond to the guy. I didn't decline 148 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 2: it and say yes, I didn't even respond. My opinions 149 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 2: are not for sale. I have stupid opinions for free. 150 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 2: But it tells you how easily that can happen, Right, 151 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 2: And what if it was I never asked the price, 152 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 2: By the way, what if it was a million dollars? 153 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 2: I don't know what they were offering. 154 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: What if it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse, 155 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 1: a million dollars? And all we need you to say 156 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,200 Speaker 1: is you love Brussels sprouts. Now everybody knows I hate 157 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: vegetables and I hate Brussels sprouts. A million dollars, A 158 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:09,320 Speaker 1: million dollars, a lot of cheddar cheese, right, million dollars, 159 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see how it 160 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: can happen. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And you 161 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 1: can't email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com oracle, 162 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother 163 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I 164 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:33,199 Speaker 1: put his truck or put his truck on Jackson and 165 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 1: emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll 166 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: tell you something right now. Aub and I we have 167 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay with regifting. 168 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: I have in my home. I don't know where she 169 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:03,439 Speaker 1: keeps it in an entire box of stuff that can be regifted. 170 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 1: I am a regifting master. Don't shake your head, Chris. 171 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: I believe it is good and right. I don't want 172 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 1: to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for me to just 173 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,320 Speaker 1: set it on my shelf, to collect dust or throw 174 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: it away. It's not like I open it and play 175 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: with it for a while and then hand it to somebody. 176 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: Someone else may may you have a use for it? 177 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 1: What Chris Chris said, as are we talking like a 178 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: birthday gift or a one off gift? 179 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 3: No? 180 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:36,559 Speaker 1: No, no, for all occasions. If it's what Chris, If 181 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 1: it's a birthday, Christmas, whenever there is an occasion where 182 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: I need to give somebody a gift it's not the 183 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:52,680 Speaker 1: last stop, it's the first stop, the regifting box. It's beautiful. 184 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: Now there is a danger, a danger, and you know 185 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 1: exactly what the danger is. You probably already know what 186 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. If you forget who gave you the 187 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: gift and you give back to them the gift they 188 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:13,319 Speaker 1: gave you, then you are exposed on a couple different levels. 189 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: You're exposed that you hated the gift they gave you. 190 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 1: You are exposed that you are a regifter. That's why 191 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 1: you don't want to tell anybody you're a regifter. You 192 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 1: want to make sure you keep that quiet. But the 193 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: closest I came to running into that was I had 194 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,560 Speaker 1: This is after my dad died. One of my neighbors 195 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: I'm friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't 196 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: really drink much anymore, but he brought me a six 197 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 1: pack of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This 198 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: is a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's 199 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: a nice gesture. Now, I don't drink much anymore, and 200 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just I've 201 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: never been a Guinness guy. You're a Guinness guy, Chris, 202 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,080 Speaker 1: I don't like anyway, brings me a six pack of Guinness. 203 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness, so I threw it in the 204 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 1: fridge and it's kind of left the freaking guinness there. 205 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: Bob throws a big party. She throws a big neighborhood party. 206 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: This is I think it was last year. Throws a 207 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 1: big neighborhood party. And we wanted to set things out, 208 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: so you know, there's the big bowl of fruit punch 209 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 1: and everything else. And then we had a cooler. It 210 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,520 Speaker 1: was a cooler just sitting on the ground. We put 211 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: sodas in waters and beers in there, and we thought, well, 212 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 1: we have a six pack a Guinness. Maybe someone coming 213 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 1: will want a Guinness. He walks in, he notices the 214 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: Guinness and he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I 215 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: wasn't sure you were a Guinness guy. I'm glad to 216 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: see that's your thing. And I said, oh, you should 217 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 1: have seen it. Chris lied stone face, lied right to 218 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 1: his face. I was like, oh, yeah, big time, big time. 219 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: I stucked up because I knew you were a Guinness 220 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: guy too. Anyway, can I get you a beer? And 221 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,680 Speaker 1: I sat there and watched him take one of his 222 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: guinnesses out of the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped 223 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:18,560 Speaker 1: the top on it, enjoyed himself. Hey Jesse. A few 224 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: days ago, my twenty four year old son Donnie, came 225 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: home for lunch with a McDonald's bag and a drink. 226 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 1: After looking through the bag, he angrily threw it all 227 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: in the trash without taking a single bite. When I 228 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: asked whether his order was wrong, he said it wasn't. However, 229 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 1: the extra sweet and sour sauce he paid for was missing. 230 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: When I asked why he didn't just eat the meal 231 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: without it, he launched into a tirade about how I 232 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: didn't understand the disappointment of anticipating dipping his fries and 233 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: nuggets in the sauce. According to him, eating the food 234 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: without it completely negates the experience. About thirty minutes later, 235 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 1: he came out of his room and said he had 236 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: taken into his own hands. He purchased one hundred McDonald's 237 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: Sweet and Sour sauces on eBay for sixty dollars. He 238 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: did apologize for his outburst, but he said he is 239 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: tired of being dismissed and disrespected as a saucer. Did 240 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: he overreact. I have in my fridge at home. I 241 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: have items like Chick fil a ranch, I have water 242 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: Burger Jalapeno ranch. I have an entire bottle of a 243 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: bottle they sold by the bottle of Popeye's Blackened Ranch. 244 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: And you know why I have these things because your 245 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: son is one hundred percent correct. The sauce in many 246 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, the meal is 247 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: not worth eating. I have had to explain this before 248 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left my sauce out, 249 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: and they wanted to, you know, give me a two 250 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: dollar refund. I said, I don't need a two dollar refund. 251 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: I need a refund for everything, because your ignorance of 252 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: my sauce, of my sauce needs ruined the entire meal. 253 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: It didn't ruin two dollars of the meal, it ruined 254 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 1: the entire thing. You can have the whole meal back. 255 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 1: If anything your son underreacted. It is the Jesse Kelly 256 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: Show on a Fantastic Friday heading into the Christmas season. 257 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: Before I get back to the emails, I got a situation. 258 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 1: Here's the situation. Ob she loves Trans Siberian Orchestra everyone 259 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: knows what Trans Siberian Orchestra was that or is that 260 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: big Christmas band? 261 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 2: Whatever. 262 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: She loves it, has loved it since she was a child. 263 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 1: Loves their music, loves their stuff. Now. I like concerts 264 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:17,879 Speaker 1: a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I don't attend many anymore, 265 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 1: and I hate to sound like a grandpa. Let me 266 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 1: explain myself. They're too loud. My ears are now how 267 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 1: my ears and my voice are how I earn my living, 268 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: and concerts destroy both of them. If I try to 269 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: speak to people, I have to shout, and it trashes 270 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: my vocal chords and the music destroys your ear drums. 271 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 1: I know that sounds lame, and it is lame and pathetic. 272 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: I know. But concerts, Now, last concert we went to 273 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 1: was a Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and 274 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 1: they had the volume turned up so loud that I 275 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: had to leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside. 276 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: It was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I 277 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 1: can't do it. It's how I make my living, so 278 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,959 Speaker 1: I feed my family, all right. So that said, I 279 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: do like concerts, and years ago I don't remember how 280 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: many I took. Ob I think it was a my 281 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: Christmas gift to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian 282 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: Orchestra tickets. Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go 283 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,159 Speaker 1: watch Trans Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were 284 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 1: fifty bucks a piece or something like that. It was 285 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 1: years ago. We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. 286 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: It's so long, Chris, buddy, I think it was three 287 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: hours long. I know, yeah, it's long, And believe me, 288 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 1: if you're into it, it was so well done. It's 289 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,639 Speaker 1: not like it was an amateur hour and there's a 290 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: story behind it and a new theme and stuff like that. 291 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 1: I am in no way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They 292 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,639 Speaker 1: put on a first rate show. But I got a 293 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: little bored after three hours. I was zoning out. I 294 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 1: was not really into it. And apparently my body language 295 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 1: is easy to read for aub. At this point in time, 296 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: she could tell I wasn't into it, and she is 297 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,159 Speaker 1: just completely captivated by the whole thing, every minute the 298 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,160 Speaker 1: whole time. It could be twelve hours and she would 299 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 1: sit there just soaking up every bit of it. But 300 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 1: she's getting bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's 301 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 1: getting bad vibes from me. Okay. After that, she decided 302 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: she needed a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and 303 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:41,399 Speaker 1: she found one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into 304 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it. 305 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: It's been a tradition now for at least I think 306 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: five years. They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If 307 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: they're anywhere nearby drivable distance, She'll get tickets just those 308 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,640 Speaker 1: two and they'll go, which I think is really cool. 309 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: A father or a father, a mother's son tradition that 310 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 1: he will remember his whole life, showed treasure those memories 311 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: his whole life. It's all good, right. I don't know 312 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 1: what happened. But this year, honestly, this year, it was 313 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: ten minutes ago. I got a text message because they 314 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 1: have I think it's in two weeks. Two weeks. One 315 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: week they have a concert again, Luke ob Trans Siberian 316 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: Orchestra concert. I get a text message that says, hey, 317 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: I would love for you and James to join us 318 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: this year. It's not just that I don't want to go. 319 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:57,120 Speaker 1: It's not only that James also doesn't want to go. 320 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,679 Speaker 1: And if you think my body language is not the 321 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,640 Speaker 1: best when I'm not into something, James is one hundred 322 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: times worse than mine, you know, when he's into it 323 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: and when he's not into it, to the point when 324 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,120 Speaker 1: he was younger. He doesn't do this anymore. But when 325 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: he was younger, if we were let's say we're out 326 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: at dinner, maybe it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or 327 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 1: something like that, and he's bored. Eventually he gets bored, 328 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 1: he'll just like lay his head on the table as 329 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 1: if he's going to sleep. Then I had to inform 330 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,240 Speaker 1: him that is bad body language. You don't do it, 331 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 1: you know. So he doesn't do that. But that's the 332 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,199 Speaker 1: kind of kid he is. It is Oh gosh. So 333 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 1: it's not just that I don't want to go and 334 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: James doesn't want to go. It's a terrible idea for 335 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,439 Speaker 1: us to go three It's not just three hours, Chris. 336 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,119 Speaker 1: She's gonna lose us both, and the body language is 337 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 1: gonna get bad, and then she's gonna be mad we came. 338 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,399 Speaker 1: She's making bad decisions right now and I haven't responded yet. 339 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: I'm actually telling you before I've talked to her about it. 340 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 1: I need out of it. I need an excuse. And 341 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: you know what I think I'm gonna do. I think 342 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in sick. I'm gonna call in sick. 343 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: What Chris, What I need any Chris said, I need 344 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:24,879 Speaker 1: an excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James is just 345 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,159 Speaker 1: gonna have to go. Look, I can't save everybody in 346 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 1: a triage situation. The point of triage is you only 347 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: save who you can save, and those you can't save. 348 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 1: You've got to let him go. There's nothing I can 349 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,480 Speaker 1: do for James right now. He's on his own. But 350 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:49,399 Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go enjoy the concert. Me feeling 351 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: a little feverish. What Chris Cory said, What if James 352 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,440 Speaker 1: has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him to death. No, 353 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 1: now this, I'm glad you brought this up. I have 354 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:10,879 Speaker 1: to get in being sick before James gets in being sick. 355 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: But I can't get in too early, Like I said, 356 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: I don't remember when they're going. It might be two weeks, 357 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: it might be a week. I can't get in too early. 358 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: Otherwise I'll have to fake being sick for too many 359 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: days and IB will eventually catch on when I'm sitting 360 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: there eating a pizza or something like that. That won't 361 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: work at all. So I think I'm gonna fake sick. 362 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna fake Chris. There's no other way 363 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 1: out of it. I've thought about it. There's no other way. 364 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be a stomach ache or feverish, 365 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: or it's gonna have to be something. I don't want 366 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,400 Speaker 1: to go to another three hour concert. I don't want 367 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: to do this. I don't want to do it, Jesse. 368 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,400 Speaker 1: The next big election is obviously the midterms, and while 369 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 1: that is everyone's focus, I think it's fun to look 370 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: at head Traditionally VP would be the front runner for 371 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside the box. Who 372 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 1: would be You're out of nowhere or under the radar 373 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: primary winner for each party. You think it's someone already 374 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 1: out there, so on and so forth. Okay, I love 375 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,159 Speaker 1: the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family. His 376 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,439 Speaker 1: name is Eric, and he said happy Hanuka to Chris. 377 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,399 Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because 378 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,200 Speaker 1: I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Vans 379 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: is gonna run which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run. 380 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could 381 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: make more noise this time than last time. Last time 382 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been 383 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 1: a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ron de 384 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,439 Speaker 1: Santis has just killed it down there. I don't know 385 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,240 Speaker 1: whether that would matter in a primary. I don't know. 386 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 1: I can't I can't see that. I haven't seen the 387 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 1: poll numbers on the Democrat side. I brought this up 388 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 1: a while ago, so i'll bring it up again. JB. Pritzker, JB. Pritzker, 389 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 1: and I don't like him, Okay, so don't start throwing 390 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,640 Speaker 1: things at me if you're from Illinois. But JB. Pritzker, 391 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,080 Speaker 1: he kind of looks like your uncle. Kind of fat, 392 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: but probably not too fat. Fat enough that he's relatable, 393 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 1: but not so fat where you're thinking, jeez, buddy, have 394 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 1: you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy, 395 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 1: so he's going to be able to raise a ton 396 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 1: of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to 397 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:29,360 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone some 398 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: Bonker's nutball may come up. But if JB. Pritzker made 399 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,360 Speaker 1: a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised. He's 400 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: a guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have 401 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: a huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although 402 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: that would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment, 403 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 1: hang on. 404 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 3: It is a Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the 405 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,439 Speaker 3: Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Friday and ass doctor 406 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,640 Speaker 3: Jesse Friday, and I want to remind you. 407 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 1: In the name of a just merciful gun, to remember 408 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: the reason for the season. All right, make sure you 409 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: soak up every single waking moment with family and friends. 410 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,879 Speaker 1: There will come a time not to get heavy on 411 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: you where your parents won't be there, at least one 412 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: or both of them, So enjoy this one. I'll be 413 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 1: missing my father this Christmas, and if yours is still here, 414 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: your mom's still there, make sure you enjoy them, all right, 415 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 1: soak up this time. It's not about the presence, of course, 416 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,320 Speaker 1: it's about Jesus and family and friends and just celebrating Jesse. 417 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: My wife and I order pizza all the time from 418 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,359 Speaker 1: a local pizza place. It's usually okay, but sometimes she 419 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: thinks we got a reheated one instead of a freshly 420 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 1: made one. What's the standard? Do pizza shops always make 421 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: fresh pizzas when ordered either online or by phone. Okay, 422 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,480 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna tell you something, and this is something 423 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,800 Speaker 1: like New Yorkers will know this well, but I realize 424 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: some people are having traveled as much as others. Pizza 425 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: is just glorious for a variety of reasons. But one 426 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,639 Speaker 1: of the reasons pizza is so glorious is after cooking 427 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: a pizza afe, you bake a pizza in the oven. 428 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 1: Let's say it's gotten cold, maybe you've even put it 429 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: in the fridge. You can actually throw that pizza right 430 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,919 Speaker 1: back in the oven and get it very similar to 431 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,919 Speaker 1: what it was originally in the Kelly household. This is 432 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: generally done by throwing it on a baking sheet. Four 433 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,440 Speaker 1: hundred degrees four or five minutes comes out of that oven. 434 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: Pretty freaking good. Pizza companies have known this forever. This 435 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: is honestly most a lot of people are gonna roll 436 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: their eyes because what I'm saying is so obvious. But 437 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 1: when you walk into a pizza place and they, let's 438 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,119 Speaker 1: say they sell pizza by the slice, and they have 439 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 1: a bunch of pizzas already made. What did they do 440 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: with it? Hey, I want a slice of pepperoni. They 441 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,600 Speaker 1: grab a slice of pepperoni, and they turn around and 442 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,119 Speaker 1: they throw it in the pizza oven for a couple minutes, 443 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 1: then they pull it out. Pizza can be reheated. Pizza companies, occasionally, 444 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: not all the time, they take advantage of this fact. 445 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: And nowadays here's something that may happen. For example, I'm 446 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: a pizza company. Let's say I own a local pizza place. 447 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 1: I am on a limited budget. I'm not a wealthy person. 448 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 1: It's a local pizza place. I have to manage my overhead. 449 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to pay five employees for the six 450 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: hours of primetime pizza ordering time in the evening, So 451 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:53,000 Speaker 1: I pay five employees for two hours. During that two hours, 452 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 1: those five employees make as many pizzas as they possibly 453 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: can make me five cheese pizzas and five pepperonis and 454 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 1: five sausage pizzas. Then, after two hours, I let three 455 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,760 Speaker 1: of those employees go. I then run a skeleton crew 456 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: for the rest of the night. Where the two employees 457 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 1: I have left, I call I order a large pepperoni. 458 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 1: I turn, I grab one of the large pepperonis I 459 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: made three hours ago in the oven. It goes four 460 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: or five minutes. I pull it out, then I deliver 461 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,600 Speaker 1: it to you. This is one of those things. In general, 462 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: you don't want to trust a woman to back up 463 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: a car, but you want to trust her intuition when 464 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 1: it comes to things like restaurants and people. I have 465 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 1: learned this over the years with ob. Ob can smell 466 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: bad people from across the room. She just knows long 467 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 1: before I know. A woman's intuition is a powerful thing. 468 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: God gave that to them because they're smaller with weak wrists, 469 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,720 Speaker 1: and so he gave them an extra an extra thing 470 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 1: that men don't have. Hey, girly hands, this is not nice. 471 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,000 Speaker 1: With a lifetime Will a lifetime supply of relief Factor 472 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 1: and chock be available for all members of the Secret Club. Yes, 473 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure a Relief Factor is going to sign on 474 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,760 Speaker 1: as a sponsor of some kind for our secret Club. 475 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: Because when we're off doing secret things in our secret Club, 476 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: what we can't afford is to be in pain. You see, 477 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: we cannot afford our risks, hurting, our back hurting. We 478 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: have super secret society stuff to do. You have things 479 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 1: you want to do too. Maybe you're not part of 480 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 1: the Secret Club because you're short or a woman. But 481 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 1: maybe your back hurts, maybe your foot hurts, maybe you 482 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: have pain, and maybe you've maybe you take things to masket. 483 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 1: Why don't you try a supplement one hundred percent drug 484 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 1: free supplement that is developed by doctors, Relief Factor. Over 485 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,880 Speaker 1: a million people already have. Why do you think relief 486 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: Factor has grown the way it's grown? Call one eight 487 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 1: hundred the number four relief and just try it. It's 488 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 1: just three weeks. Three weeks is nineteen ninety five. If 489 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: you don't feel any better, don't order it again. One 490 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: eight hundred the number four relief or relief Factor dot 491 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: com And now. 492 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 2: Here's a headline, but go you know, you know the thing. 493 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 3: Emails We didn't get to. 494 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 1: Hey, meat Master Debate or Jesse, what unusual types of 495 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: meat have you eaten or prepared? I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake, 496 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 1: and alligator meat. I've actually had all of those kinds 497 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: of meat. And this will only be unusual outside of 498 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 1: the South. And I know you're gonna think I'm bonkers 499 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 1: if you're outside of the South. Do not ignore frog 500 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,560 Speaker 1: legs if you get the chance. I know it's Chris, 501 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know it sounds insanely unappealing. 502 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,720 Speaker 1: You would think it's gross. On my life, I know 503 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: this is very cliche. It's like chicken. It's very similar 504 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: to chicken, and when done correctly, frog legs are outstanding. 505 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 1: What Chris well, Chris said, how close is it to gator? Honestly, 506 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: very similar, except because frogs are smaller, At least in 507 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 1: my experience, you always eat him off the bone. Normally 508 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 1: you don't eat gator off the bone. It's been sliced 509 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: up in steaks and chopped up in deep pride and 510 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: things like that. Frogs legs live a little. Try some 511 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 1: frogs legs. Hey, Jesse, did you see Elon Musk on 512 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Show talking about our biggest weakness of Western 513 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: society as empathy and that it's being used against us. 514 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 1: He must be listening to the oracle preaching about the 515 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: Communists using our values against us. Yes, I'm sure he's 516 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 1: a huge fan, like everyone else is Scuba. Jesse, you 517 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,040 Speaker 1: said you would worry if Dan Bongino left the CHECKA 518 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,080 Speaker 1: FBI rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's not rumor 519 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: by now he is leaving. Does it get me unsettled, No, 520 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether is at the 521 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: FBI or not at the FBI, I consider the FBI 522 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: to be a soless, evil, criminal organization that should be 523 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 1: defunded and disbanded immediately. That my thoughts on it don't 524 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,880 Speaker 1: change whether he's there or not. They can't say the 525 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: secret state police agency should leave Jesse. She said, we 526 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,560 Speaker 1: are seven million units short on housing, So how many 527 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 1: crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty basic stuff. Yeah, 528 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: they always say we're seven million units short on housing. 529 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: A lot of people say that. A lot of people 530 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 1: believe that. Part of the problem with saying we're short 531 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: on housing, and that may be true in some ways. 532 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: Part of the problem is though we only build huge 533 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,440 Speaker 1: homes now instead of tiny starter homes that normal people 534 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: can afford. You know, your dad bought a house back 535 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,520 Speaker 1: in the fifties and it was two bedrooms in one bath, 536 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,040 Speaker 1: and it was twelve hundred square feet. You don't see 537 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 1: a lot of those anymore. Now, Go celebrate the birth 538 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,320 Speaker 1: of our Lord and Savior, Gesus Christ with your family, 539 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,000 Speaker 1: enjoy your Christmas, enjoy your break get fat on eggnog 540 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: and sweets. And I will see you again in twenty 541 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: twenty six. And I will miss you all right, that's 542 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:10,839 Speaker 1: all