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Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: You have just tuned into Real Last on Real Radio

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Speaker 2: one or four point one. I am your humble host,

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Speaker 2: mister James Type three. Yon, you figure it out. I

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Speaker 2: am going to virtual studio with some really funny friends

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Speaker 2: of mine. First up from the pillow Forth podcast, we

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Speaker 2: have mess Amy.

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Speaker 1: LeCour in the house. Amy.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, she's doing one of the most whitest

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Speaker 2: things you can do. She is cat sitting. That's right,

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Speaker 2: that's a real thing. Yeah, cat's babysitting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If you open the window and you go come back

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Speaker 3: if you want a home.

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Speaker 2: That's how I did my whole parenting style. Miguel's open

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Speaker 2: up the window, let him out.

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Speaker 1: Ye. James had six sons stuck around. That's right. It's

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Speaker 1: like the Hunger Games in my house. Man.

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Speaker 3: I volunteer his tribute, all right. Jeremiah, Jeremiah. Y the

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Speaker 3: oldest been was him.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't. He had a club put James's like

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Speaker 1: he can't. He's like smart. He was like, take him

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Speaker 1: to the cliff. YEP, pretty much, Dad.

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Speaker 4: We can't do this.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy madness. No, it's the yard household. Kick him

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Speaker 1: over to the cliff.

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Speaker 2: We have four kids now anyway, Also joining us to

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Speaker 2: the studio is the man who helped start all this

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Speaker 2: hilarity over eight years ago and all running Mi Michuel Cologne.

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Speaker 2: Don't you forget about the junior because he knows who

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Speaker 2: his daddy is. Miguel was going on, mane, No, the

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Speaker 2: man I'm cat sitting too right now.

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Speaker 4: Liar, such a liar. He's just yelling.

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Speaker 1: He's just staring at each other in the room. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: riding him around. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The panthers just grounded, looking at me like you know,

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Speaker 3: I could eat you, and like you know, I could.

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Speaker 1: Destroy your environment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, destroy your en he roars, and I just spray

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Speaker 3: free on.

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Speaker 1: What's his name? What's his name? Yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Lora axes around to protect you.

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Speaker 1: The lord I speak for the trees.

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Speaker 3: I personally, and you're gonna feel different about this because

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Speaker 3: everything I know about you, But I personally despise the Loraxe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Talks a he's a man. He's a dumb man.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, well, no, that's where he gets it right,

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Speaker 3: That's where he gets it right. But you know, uh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: the lor Axe was all talk though, he was all

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Speaker 3: like I'm the lor axe.

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Speaker 1: I speak for the trees, the trees, and the once

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Speaker 1: Sler was like, I'm the oncestler, I'm about it, and

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Speaker 1: yeah he was.

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Speaker 3: He he All he did was he talked, talked, talk talking,

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Speaker 3: and a couple of trees were done, and the chup

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Speaker 3: chump bears and all that stuff are going.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, if you the trees don't need

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Speaker 1: get it done.

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Speaker 3: All right, put a bullet in the wsler and we

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Speaker 3: saved the environment.

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Speaker 1: But you all talk lorax.

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Speaker 4: Watch.

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Speaker 1: It was all on him. And then Ever thought about it.

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Speaker 3: Like that, needs they do needs, they do needs. So

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Speaker 3: you know, you got you go curb the seed market

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Speaker 3: first and then maybe we'll keep some chump chump bears

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Speaker 3: or whatever.

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Speaker 1: She had a lorax.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gretit thunberg all of them. Then you know they's

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Speaker 4: Short people. You know, I can't trun short people. That's

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Speaker 4: what it is like.

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Speaker 1: That is not short hairy people.

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Speaker 3: Havido smack you right now, don't disrespect it.

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Speaker 2: No, he'll slap your knee caps because that's where he Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he'll slap. I will say the lorax. Not that you

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Speaker 2: guys explained it to me.

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Speaker 1: Bro Yo he was.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't the coolest fictional character ever, but I will

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Speaker 2: say one of the coolest fictional characters to have ever

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Speaker 2: Snoopy play on top of the doghouse.

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Speaker 1: Come on man, he didn't talk. Yeah year World War One.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I know Snoopy sneaky. He's sneaky. He's kind of rude.

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Speaker 5: You never know where he's at, you never know what

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Speaker 5: he's Yeah, he's kind of all the Peanuts are. All

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Speaker 5: saying that there for mental health. They're never there for

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Speaker 5: mental health. I'm not for any of the Peanuts, not

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Speaker 1: Lucy was a mean girl though, like all of them.

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Speaker 4: They were all mean to Charlie Brown.

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Speaker 5: Charlie Brown had depression and they all made sun of

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Speaker 5: him and.

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Speaker 4: Then they would all be mean to him.

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Speaker 5: And like, I feel like Snoopy was a bystander and

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Speaker 3: Well, I feel like Pepperman Patty was to buy something

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Speaker 3: else too.

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Speaker 1: She was a softball picture.

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Speaker 5: She looked good and she spoke her mind.

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Speaker 4: She bangs.

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Speaker 2: She had the best bangs of any fictional cartoon character.

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Speaker 3: I've Pepperman Patty, Peppermint Patty's mom's signed a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was like her dad was like safe, yeah around.

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Speaker 2: Here, like she's not getting pregnant anytime soon.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, pepper and Patty.

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Speaker 3: You brought your friend over because you boss, smarty, smart

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Speaker 3: girl the glass, the picture she.

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Speaker 2: Was he let's be real, though, Peppermint Patty was grooming

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Speaker 2: that girl, just grooming that girl. Man, let's talk about

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Speaker 2: it man for a second. That girl in the glass,

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Speaker 2: she didn't even know that they were dating.

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Speaker 1: But pepper Patty knew.

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Speaker 2: You right, that girl to wearing jeans on one of

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Speaker 1: But you can't wear that little dress. She was this close, and.

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Speaker 3: Schroeder was just like, all y'all, whack, I'm just autistic,

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Speaker 3: playing this piano.

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Speaker 1: Make my way downtown.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like girls either. He just wanted to

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Speaker 4: be left alone with this piano.

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Speaker 1: He was seven. Girl.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I don't barely I barely can wipe

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Speaker 3: my butt. I'm not ready to decide. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't thrown my hand into the goblet

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Speaker 1: of genders yet.

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Speaker 2: At seven, you hate two things as a boy. You

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Speaker 2: hate broccoli and girls. So yeah, man, you give one

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Speaker 2: white pop, You're like it's done. You're like, it's not

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Speaker 2: dood finished as right now it's done.

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Speaker 4: I got piano. We gotta go. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: So many things to do with my legos. I don't

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Speaker 1: have times of white man. Covid needs me. Yeah, now

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Speaker 1: I was an adult. I'm like, man, I'm gonna stay

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Speaker 1: here for a while, and it ain't ready. No, it's

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Speaker 2: I want to give a special shout out to another

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Speaker 2: another fictional cartoon character because he always made me laugh

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Speaker 2: and he was not appreciated to be one of the

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Speaker 2: forefathers of the l g B two Q community, and

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Speaker 2: that is Snagglepuss, one of the best left.

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Speaker 3: To even Hey guys, I got kicked out of the army.

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Speaker 1: He's always so dapper and he was like.

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Speaker 3: Hey, gods, I served in Korea, and now they say

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Speaker 3: I can't get benefits because I'm different. Heave it's the

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Speaker 3: murgatroyd evenatroy My father's crying again.

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Speaker 4: Don't don't ask, don't tell.

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Speaker 3: I go, Hey, Yogi, Hey, boo boo, just keep walking

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Speaker 3: boo boom. Hey, guys an average go go Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: Yogi lit in his roommate Craig want us over for dinner?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bring fun. I was like, guys, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'm having brunch with Burton Ernie.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, house things in the big city. It's Snagglepuss. Yes,

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Speaker 3: that's right. It's first Sergeant Snagglepus, Medal of Honor winner.

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Speaker 3: But nobody cares about that. I'm different. I'm Snagglepuss. I

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Speaker 3: enlisted and served my country. You cowardly bearsers. Yeah, they

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Speaker 3: don't give me va benefits because they think I'm weird.

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Speaker 1: But it's okay.

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Speaker 3: I'm just a goddamn American hero. Sag keem, no shirt off, Snagglepus.

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Speaker 1: How you doing tonight? You're doing all right? Things are

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Speaker 1: getting better with my grandpa. I don't know my family.

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Speaker 1: They left me at a theme park. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you this, man, snaggle Puss. I think snaggle Puss.

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Speaker 3: And and I shouldn't maybe speak on what other people's

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Speaker 3: icons should be, but I would say this if Snagglepuss

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Speaker 3: isn't a solid gay icon. I employed the gay community

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Speaker 3: to look forward and look deeper because snaggle Puss was cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that dude, you know he was he was he

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Speaker 1: he was gay.

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Speaker 3: Snagger Push was gay man, good good, he deserved to

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Speaker 3: be in whatever forest.

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Speaker 1: They all live just like everybody else.

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Speaker 3: But but I feel like the the positive stereotype or

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Speaker 3: positive thing that.

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Speaker 1: Was snaggle Puss whooped your ass. Yeah, run up on Snagglepuss.

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Speaker 1: Once you say, yogi, what you say? What you saying?

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Speaker 1: In my roommate Craig, I said, you guys live in

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Speaker 3: Why don't you step up and say it to my face?

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Speaker 3: God damn pedophile Bear? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you

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Speaker 3: let me know what's going on rooming in the steel

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Speaker 3: picnic baskets. All I'm doing is hanging out. Yeah, what

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Speaker 3: do you think, Jabba Jaws?

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Speaker 1: Thanks out of this. I gotta go to synagogue.

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Speaker 3: You think these momosas just make THEMSELFI yok, you got

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Speaker 3: your draft dodging Bear. I didn't see you and the

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Speaker 3: Frozen Chosen wearing stars wear a scarf because I'm cold.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna wear a patch in your eye because I

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Speaker 3: clawed out. Yeah, God, damn grooming bear. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 3: the paws on your yogi. You know what your nickname

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Speaker 3: should be, Dick dastardly.

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Speaker 1: And I know why I have to leave now exit, Steet,

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Speaker 1: you left, I'm out of here.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang out with Mama cass And and the Globe.

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Speaker 1: Trotters and seventy like it.

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Speaker 2: Blow tarms always made special appearances on cartoons.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to Mama Cake like, if I get murdered,

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Speaker 3: man and y'all can't.

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Speaker 1: Solve it, called the Globetrotters and Mama Cats just bounted

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Speaker 1: the basketball. I found the god Blake's meadow Lock. You're

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Speaker 1: a good one. I only know one Globe Trotter's name.

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Speaker 1: That's Curly. That's it. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I losing our hearts, Amy, our hearts, okay, real quick

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Speaker 2: before we have to go to break like three minutes, Amy,

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Speaker 2: you are cat sitting again. This is not your first

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Speaker 2: time on radio cat sitting, which is my full time job.

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Speaker 1: This is what I do.

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Speaker 4: Cat sense fine.

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Speaker 1: Now, and it's for to uh a lesbian couple, right? Ah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, God, you.

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Speaker 1: Keep it real I like that, Like, are you wearing

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Speaker 1: birkenstocks right now? Better? You're in for free you?

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Speaker 1: You almost for it? Yeah you get are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you wearing some kind of telling what I'm wearing?

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Speaker 4: James?

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Speaker 1: Move on? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. A man is asking

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Speaker 4: Miguel, it is too early. I'm not listening to the

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Speaker 1: You will listen to our misogyny and you will thank

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Speaker 4: I listened to a man with thirty battery power can't find.

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Speaker 1: My friend Miguel can't find his charger for his I'm

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you could move in here, but you're being

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Speaker 1: You can't want you with just friends.

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Speaker 1: I'm not ready.

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Speaker 4: Come out of the closet.

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Speaker 1: Come out of the closet, exit stage you love. I

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Speaker 1: He called it cat sitting, but none of us sat down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe this can take a seat somewhere like your

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Speaker 1: Oh god ready, how did we get here? I love

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Speaker 1: Be this much of a coward? Look in my face yourself?

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Speaker 1: To put Drummond from jabbing Chawns's band?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he's handsylyally.

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Speaker 1: All the Japanese.

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Speaker 4: Right, Dudley, which was Doudley?

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Amy, of course you are their house sitting, and I'm

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Speaker 2: sorry that house sitting is what normal people do.

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Speaker 1: You are cat sitting.

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Speaker 4: I sit the house too. The house gets sat as well.

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Speaker 5: I do love the house.

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Speaker 1: Let's be real.

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Speaker 2: You are your cat sitting for lesbians. They care about

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Speaker 2: that cat more than they do that.

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Speaker 4: Good people.

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Speaker 5: They're great, beautiful humans that care about their cat and

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Speaker 5: then want their cat to be not lonely the cats.

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Speaker 4: There's two cats?

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Speaker 2: Oh, of course there's more than one. Why would there

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Speaker 1: They love? But anyway about whatever you want, people are listening.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if yeah, you didn't say nothing bad

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Speaker 3: about Charlie Kirk, We're fine.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Oh my god, what's your question?

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Speaker 1: What's your question?

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Speaker 4: I'm yelling so much today?

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Speaker 1: That is so funny. Now.

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Speaker 2: I know that your friends, of course you do it

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Speaker 2: to help them out. But is there a going rate

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Speaker 2: for cat sitting or house sitting nowadays?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do it for free. I just love them.

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Speaker 4: I love my friends and we all have each other out.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they don't have to do anything. You go ahead, brothers,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be dot com.

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Speaker 3: Rover dot com is an app where yes, get your

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Speaker 3: pet sitters. Yes, and you go to rover dot com

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Speaker 3: and you you say I need a cat to be sad,

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Speaker 3: and then they laugh and they give you a price.

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Speaker 4: You work for it, don't you a girl? You work

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Speaker 4: for him?

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Speaker 1: Don't you?

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Speaker 4: You sit cats on the side.

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Speaker 3: I know it.

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Speaker 2: I know I know he's not lying because my sister

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Speaker 2: in law works for Rover and I laughed when I

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Speaker 2: first heard what do you mean as an app where

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Speaker 2: Then she showed me how much money she makes, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, damn, I need to start walking

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Speaker 2: something out here in these streets. Because they make it

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Speaker 2: on holidays like Thanksgiving. She'll come late because they pay

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Speaker 2: extra for you to go to the house on a holiday,

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Speaker 2: so the dog can't talk, so you don't even have

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Speaker 2: to go.

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Speaker 1: No, It's like it's like a little foreign kid.

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Speaker 5: Nobody gonna knows all the time.

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Speaker 1: What go.

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Speaker 4: Meditated? Now, it's pretty meditated.

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Speaker 1: Now I want him to know.

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Speaker 2: I'll be thinking you do, me thinking you do. But

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Speaker 2: there is gonna be a problem when they come back

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Speaker 2: to their house and you know.

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Speaker 1: This dog poop everywhere. But yeah, I'll be like, that

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Speaker 1: dog is an asshole. What we're gonna do? What are

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Speaker 1: we gonna do? None of that was there when I

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Speaker 1: left the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, wow, I bet you he stole some stuff

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Speaker 3: from your house too.

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Speaker 1: This dog took all your pills, didn't he didn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm just taking that.

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Speaker 1: Don't pull over here. But it got hot, It got hot,

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Speaker 1: they got hot, you know, feel so you wi panties

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Speaker 1: everywhere so bad.

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Speaker 4: You know who watches and watches walks dogs is daniel Mathis.

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Speaker 4: That's like her. I think one of her full time jobs.

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Speaker 1: All right, her full time gig.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean she worked a couple of places, but

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Speaker 4: she's got like three full.

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Speaker 5: Time jobs, and one of them I think is walking

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Speaker 5: and watching dog And so he could ask her.

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Speaker 2: Damn next time I see him, Like, yo, Danielle, let

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Speaker 2: me ask you how much money you out here making

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Speaker 2: on the street walking these dogs?

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Speaker 1: Have three?

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Speaker 5: Well, now I know, maybe I will. Maybe while I'm

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Speaker 5: watching this cat, I'll go watch other cats.

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Speaker 2: Bring all the cats here, whole enterprise, conglomerate of cat watching.

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Speaker 5: If you will Tellace, if you will, whoa, whoa, it's

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Speaker 5: gross when you're a mother.

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Speaker 1: You're a mother, you're a mother.

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Speaker 4: That's misogyny.

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Speaker 3: That's should be using big words like that, mister, your

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Speaker 3: right answer, Show the camera those feet. My buddy requested

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Speaker 3: some feet. I think it's gross, but that's my buddy.

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Speaker 4: Put it on the app. Put it on the app.

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Speaker 4: At all you pay me, I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: I tell you my feet, but I don't have the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to stand on this laptop to show

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Speaker 1: you mine. God, I put on socks. I have to

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Speaker 1: look around the room. I'm like, how am I gonna

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Speaker 1: do this?

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Speaker 4: I need a machine. You need a little machine the

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Speaker 4: stick your feet in.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny. But your socks, not me. Dobby, keep

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Speaker 1: doing it. You do what I say. I'm We're off

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Speaker 1: that island.

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Speaker 4: Thank god, I'm children.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Dobby put that lotion on, slowly, slowly, Yeah, Dobby,

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Speaker 2: load the gats up.

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Speaker 3: I need your prints on it. I'm about to go

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Speaker 3: right out on. Call me a muggle one more time.

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Speaker 3: Call me a muggle one more time. I'll sever your snake.

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Speaker 4: It's your brain the whole time ago. This what's happening

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Speaker 4: in your brain all day?

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Speaker 1: It's a lot all day. That's what I good.

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Speaker 3: Hell, Tobby's whatever Papa says. Fload up that gain Toobby.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna ride on him. Just pick one, just pick

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Speaker 3: one of them wizards coming out. We just sending a message,

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Speaker 3: not a huffle puff. Not a huffle puff. We gotta

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Speaker 3: treaty with them right now. Yeah, you don't want that smoke.

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Speaker 3: Ask him a question so you can make sure what

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Speaker 3: house they are. That's right, Get the sorting hat. Get

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Speaker 3: the sorting hat.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Hey, real quick, man, if you caught somebody doing something bad,

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Speaker 3: would you snitch on him?

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Speaker 1: Of course? Griffindor Hey, let that be a lesson you.

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Speaker 3: Moving any packages outside of hogs Me You kick up

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Speaker 3: to me?

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Speaker 1: His mom back is wan we Hey, y'all want to

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Speaker 1: do a bump of this pixie dust? Real quick? Something, man?

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Speaker 1: You try to get wings? What's up?

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Speaker 4: Little butter beer?

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Speaker 1: Butter beer out here? Man?

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Speaker 3: Hey, listen, man, I respect the lines. You respect the lines.

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Speaker 3: Hoggs Meeds my territory. Baby, all right, man, I'm out here.

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Speaker 1: Moving these packs. You out here worry about he? Hey,

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Speaker 1: you're worried about he who can't be named? What about me?

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Speaker 1: Who can't be named? My name rings out on these streets, Dobby, Dobby.

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Speaker 1: This man a drink. We're not animals. He's a goddamn guest.

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Speaker 1: He sits at the table. He lost the boss.

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Speaker 3: Man, ain't a mighty You're a sweet kid, You're sweet nice.

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Speaker 1: He's nice. Hey, I don't round any of this. She's

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Speaker 1: a good girl. Look at us, hey, Weasley, man, you

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Speaker 1: know they always go look at you.

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Speaker 3: It's just the poor Ginger, you know that, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: not when you get down with us, that's right, because

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Speaker 3: because Weasley, when when you with me, I'm with you.

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Speaker 1: Some of this, yeah, get us some of this fairy

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Speaker 1: dust right now? Player, all right, bro, thank you. You

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Speaker 1: know the Gingers are considered the blacks now, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know that, right, Weasley. You know you got a home

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Speaker 1: if you haven't need a whole in the market for

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Speaker 1: a good soldier.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's up. Never let him be, Let him be,

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Speaker 3: Let him be. That kid's all right, he's gonna now

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Speaker 3: that kid, gott let him be. He's gonna be something.

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Speaker 1: Man, He could be better than us. He never at

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Speaker 1: some point he's gonna go to those teeth. Look at him.

441
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: At some point he's gonna match the well nevill take

442
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: a little bit of this, man, go buy books and stuff.

443
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 1: You alright, Yeah, you are right.

444
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 3: It ain't gonna They ain't gonna say, man, Carlito Smalls

445
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 3: ain't a good man, and.

446
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: Carlito Ravens Smalls.

447
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 2: But I wanted to ask you a question, man, how

448
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: was the annual Sausage Castle Halloween Party?

449
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: It was great?

450
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 3: Man, A triple costumed it up. I was Bob Ross,

451
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 3: ja'afar and a cowboy. Uh yeah, Bob was a blast. Hey,

452
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 3: Bob Ross is a great costume because this way, you

453
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: don't ever have to worry if somebody's like, like, like,

454
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: you know everybody's age by wearing a Bob Ross costume

455
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 3: if they're like, oh yeah, and you also know who's

456
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: just poor because poor people always like, hey, Bob Ross.

457
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 3: I had to watch that all day, you know, because

458
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 3: we didn't have channels.

459
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 4: That was our babysitter. That was everybody's babysitter for you're poor.

460
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: For sure, right correct.

461
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 3: Bob Ross was like if mister Rogers painted, yeah, you know,

462
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 3: and driving smoking.

463
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: Big squirrel. Every episode I watched the.

464
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Speaker 2: Bob Ross I was always amazed, like wow.

465
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 3: Thirty minutes, you're like, what is happening here? And then

466
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, god, yeah, all of.

467
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: A sudden, every whole beautiful wilderness landscape.

468
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: Like man, that dude's magical.

469
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,719
Speaker 3: I wish Bob Ross had like had like like had

470
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 3: like served a nom and every now and then he

471
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 3: would be like, which could draw a happy little tunnel

472
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: and you could see, you could see that little Look

473
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 3: at this, I'm gonnadraw this little yellow hand behind the tunnel,

474
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 3: and he's waiting for me, waiting for me, but he

475
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 3: doesn't know. Oh, Bobby Ross is pretty good with a bayonet. Yeah,

476
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: and pretty here's the faces. It's easy for me to

477
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 3: draw the faces.

478
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: Because I see the faces every night. Let's get the

479
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: red out because we're gonna draw some happy napalm swirls.

480
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 3: You know, you stare into a swirl of napalm and

481
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 3: you see the face of the devil in your own

482
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Speaker 3: This is good, This is good, and the happy little

483
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Speaker 3: trees are on fire.

484
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 4: What he was a mad man. He was an angry

485
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Speaker 4: man before he painted. Yeah, he was an angry, sad

486
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 4: man before he was a painting.

487
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Speaker 1: He started painting. And I love how that one.

488
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: He's drawing the war and he's like, we're gonna put

489
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Speaker 2: a light right here, you know, just like the light

490
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: you see in a man's eyes before he dies.

491
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great. Happy, look at this. Look and

492
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 3: I'm in the tunnels again. I'm there now, Yeah, I

493
00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 3: remember it.

494
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Speaker 1: You can mell the.

495
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Speaker 4: Blood happy little bloody.

496
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Speaker 1: Join us next week.

497
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be drawing the Holocaust, bob Bin happy little train.

498
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need I'm gonna need a lot of paint

499
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: for this one. Yeah, oh my god, cocaine.

500
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Speaker 4: See you next week.

501
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, next week. Right here, Bob ros paints a tragedy.

502
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: So you were all things out once, Miguel or you were?

503
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: There was two days. I switched up. I did a

504
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Speaker 1: little costume change.

505
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, as much as I wore the

506
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: Ja'afar outfit, uh, I realized culturally we failed on clothes

507
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 3: and the people of the Middle East won because I'm

508
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 3: wearing this like big draped outfit. It's super comfortable, it

509
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 3: breathes really well. It looks regal, like you don't see

510
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 3: somebody and I don't know the name of these like

511
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 3: outfits that that they wear in the Middle East, Like, yeah,

512
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: I don't know what you call this kind of guard dress. Well,

513
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: if you want to be disrespectful, okay, yeah, to a

514
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 3: whole nation of people, you want.

515
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: To just call it a dress.

516
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Speaker 4: You don't want to call it a dress because it's

517
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 4: not a dress.

518
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 3: Because it's not a dress. That's what that's what ladies wear,

519
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: and these guys don't like but keep on going or

520
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 3: you know whatever, infidel.

521
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 5: Anyway, disrespectful because you don't want to be a lady.

522
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 3: That's why you're never gonna get looked at the Sauny

523
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 3: Arabian Comedy Festival.

524
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: That's why. Yeah, you're right, she's speaking stone.

525
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: But yeah, man, wearing this thing, I was just like,

526
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 3: this is where we all should have culturally been on clothing.

527
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 3: And it breathes, it looks, it looks James, it makes

528
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: your body look good because it falls straight down.

529
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: You know, and it doesn't show any of my you

530
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 2: know kind of you know, my unflattering curves if you will.

531
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Speaker 1: But it's got pockets.

532
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 3: It took he took ladies like seven hundred years to

533
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 3: figure out to put pockets and dresses.

534
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: It took guys like a weekend.

535
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, because guys made the clothes.

536
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 5: They didn't want to get let's pockets, Oh my god,

537
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 5: do stuff they didn't want.

538
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: To do more so, oh my god.

539
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: So now you're complaining that. Now you're complaining that, Yeah,

540
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: you get cargo.

541
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Speaker 4: Pants and I get pants with no pockets. It's not fair.

542
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: Well, maybe make pants then with pockets, maybe maybe a

543
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: little by your bootstraps.

544
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 4: Give me the tools and teach me to read.

545
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: Ware. Are you trying to tell me now that ladies

546
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: didn't sew?

547
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: Is that just you know?

548
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: You know that we would have gotten so we would have.

549
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 3: You know, that stereotype that ladies don't sew or make clothing.

550
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 4: You would have beat us for the pockets were.

551
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: It was Tuesday, that's what it was a dumb.

552
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 4: And sad and we didn't have pockets. It's not our phone.

553
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: That's a horrible mix. You're making babies. Weren't you probably good.

554
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 4: Barefoot and pregnant all the time because you guys.

555
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Now you're wearing burking stocks with a cat. So you're welcome.

556
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: You Amy about that stereotype, Miguel will tell you I

557
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: am so far from that, like as far as me

558
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: being able to tell my wife to do anything.

559
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you everything. I love that nothing.

560
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 4: Because you're a nice person, James, I'm.

561
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: Like that what I am?

562
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: I think? So thank you. I appreciate I will. I'll

563
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: keep telling myself it's because you're nice. She beats you.

564
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm just too nice.

565
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 3: Putting makeup on his face, I'm just too nice, pretty now, mommy.

566
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: On that domestic abuse note.

567
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 2: We'll be right back with more right here on Real Labs,

568
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Speaker 2: Real Radio one a four point one. Welcome back everybody,

569
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Speaker 2: and you are still listening to Real Radio. I'm sorry,

570
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: well Real last on Real Radio one oh four point one.

571
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: Sorry that I'm a little out of it because I

572
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: just saw something.

573
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: That jarred me to my core. It shook my spirit.

574
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: We have the very funny am of the Corps from

575
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Speaker 2: the pillow Fork podcast, and she just showed us.

576
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Speaker 1: Amy.

577
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you tell the people what you showed us.

578
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: Tell us what we're looking at.

579
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 5: This is my fourth grade picture. I look like Hillary Clinton.

580
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 5: I have shoulder pads. I got fireworks.

581
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: I got it.

582
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: Also has a husband that likes to diddle people in

583
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,719
Speaker 2: the oval office.

584
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: That's what's going on.

585
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 4: I was doing my best. They didn't give me real pockets.

586
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 4: My pockets were sewed in. It was a tough time.

587
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: He pockets. Amy, that looks like I got hurt in

588
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: my pockets. It has fireworks in the background. That is what.

589
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: What year is that?

590
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: Probably ninety four, nineteen ninety four, probably.

591
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Speaker 1: When I graduated high school ninety one I'm young.

592
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 5: I am not.

593
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 3: I am not.

594
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: That picture says I'm going to grow up a cat sitter.

595
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I fulfilled my destiny.

596
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: This is my full I'm going to grow up to

597
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: marry a Republican senator or one guy who's running for senate.

598
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: That's what that looks like right there. That's so conservative.

599
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 4: Like I tried so hard. I got got a k

600
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: Mar that was a whole k Mar dress. It was

601
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 4: all connected, like the little brooch was part of it.

602
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 3: It was all like do you guys remember when like

603
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: you would find something like that looked really cool at KMAR.

604
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, oh my god, this is cool.

605
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: I can finally have something cool, and you were like, yes, yes,

606
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: this looks cool, this looks cool.

607
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember the day, and then kids will make

608
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Speaker 1: fun of you.

609
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 4: This from k Yes, but knock off rebox like.

610
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: We box. Yeah.

611
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: You know what I love about KMAR. I loved it

612
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 4: when they had the little Caesars inside the k Mar.

613
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: That was pe so good. You took me back just

614
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: th with that. You are right back in the day.

615
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: If we read an actual book or said we did

616
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 2: pizza book cluck. Yeah, the free personal pan pizzas. That

617
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: was the best thing ever.

618
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 5: All summer you'd be reading just to get that free

619
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Speaker 5: personal in the.

620
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Highlight.

621
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Speaker 2: We had a lot of literate kids back in the eighties.

622
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: But we also because we gave him pizza Hut, got

623
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 2: a lot of diabetics.

624
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what happened.

625
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 3: Pizza up book at program had kids reading, and then

626
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: Double Dare had us all prepped physically just in case

627
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: we had to be on the show, so we had

628
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 3: a good medium. I can't I can't mess this up.

629
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 3: And then the Presidential Fitness Challenge had you there to

630
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 3: make fun of kids.

631
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it was simpler time. Miguel got the way

632
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 2: back in the day. God, Yes, salute before I forget man.

633
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 3: Uh.

634
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: We were talking about last segment Miguel at the Sosage Castle.

635
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: They had their annual Halloween party. But Amy, you actually

636
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: have young children? Correct, Well, I have one.

637
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 5: And this was the first year she didn't want to

638
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 5: go trick or treating with me.

639
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 4: She's she's fourteen. It was the first year.

640
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm I was going to ask what's the cutoff of

641
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: kidcher Like, no, no, no, I'm not sick treating my

642
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: mom and daddy fourteen years.

643
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 5: No, this year was the first year I didn't like

644
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 5: do anything we used we used to go to like

645
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 5: the Pumpkin Patch and all.

646
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 4: This was the first and all three of us, I

647
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 4: only have one.

648
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 5: It was me and my husband and my kid, and

649
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 5: we would always do Halloween together and this is our

650
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 5: first year I didn't do with my kid.

651
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: I was sad. How did you handle it?

652
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 5: I wanted?

653
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: I cried, I cried.

654
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 4: I'm still sad.

655
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: Did you really I'm sorry? No, nobody was here. The

656
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: therapist is crying.

657
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to hear this man speak to me.

658
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: I cry?

659
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: Did my therapist cry? How's she gonna solve my problem?

660
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: She's full of her.

661
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 4: Own because I know I feel the pain. I know

662
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 4: the pain.

663
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: It was sad.

664
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 4: I was really sad.

665
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: Was there a setup or a talk with her, like

666
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 2: asking what we're doing this year and she's like, mom, no,

667
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: it's over.

668
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 6: Yeah it was it is, Oh my god, the break

669
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 6: up break up. I'm like, hey, girl, what do you

670
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 6: think about next weekend? And she's like, I got plans,

671
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 6: I have plans, and I'm.

672
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 1: Like, you live here. Yeah, it's awkward. It is awkward.

673
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so we're not going trigger treating. No, Mom,

674
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: you can take the Miss Elastic Girl costume off. We're

675
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 2: not going anywhere.

676
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 5: To get I wouldn't see what we're building by it

677
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 5: has the built, and the Miss Elastic Girl has the building.

678
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 3: I'm going trigger treating just you know, with some friends

679
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: with other people. Is it Greg from math class? Right?

680
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: This happened. I told you she would leave you. I

681
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: almost knocked over my entire set up so hard.

682
00:34:53,080 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: You all right, Jaz, Yeah, yeah, you watch on YouTube.

683
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: You just saw my camera went flying.

684
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: Okay, James, that's gonna cost two bendovers. Don't do it.

685
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: One segment left, bro, call.

686
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 4: The kids in, call the little guy in Amy.

687
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: What what was the last costume she was last year?

688
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 4: Some kind of anime character. I don't even remember.

689
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 3: Oh that was already the sign when you don't understand

690
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 3: what their costume.

691
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: Is, the sign's coming that they're getting.

692
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: Old exactly know exactly, you know, like probably like two

693
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 3: years before she was something you'd use.

694
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 4: It was elsa.

695
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Okay, God blessed.

696
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 5: And I remember every year what she was, and we

697
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 5: would do a family costume sometimes, Like I'm not big

698
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 5: on a lot of holidays, but I love Halloween.

699
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 4: So this was like, this one was tough. This is

700
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 4: a really hard one.

701
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: So how long have you been worshiping the devil? Amy?

702
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 4: Let's see right here, this is what it started right

703
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: here for Amy, this.

704
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 3: Is as far as you've gotten. This is as far

705
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 3: as the whole worship's taking.

706
00:35:54,920 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: You just switch house, house sitting, hitting cats with the

707
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: dark Lord. I at least want to be doing like

708
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: upper middle class or something, you know, cat sitting in Ailesworth.

709
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 4: And I'm not a show off you very much, James.

710
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have little ones anymore. And we didn't

711
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 2: even buy candy to give out. And when I say,

712
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: as an adult you buy candy to give out, I

713
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: really mean I didn't buy candy and eat it myself

714
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: this year.

715
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: I just didn't do that. That's what that really is.

716
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: Right when you're a certain age, you're not buying it

717
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: for the neighborhood, Like like, why did you buy three

718
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: bags of the biggest candy, James?

719
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: There might be a lot of children. You never know.

720
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: Children love Payda's. That is my weakness. I love When

721
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: you were a kid, did you did you go trigger treating?

722
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: I was a kid who took the pillowcase and I

723
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 2: wouldn't come to me too until that pillowcase was full.

724
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: We look out at as kids. Yeah, and our parents

725
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 2: will let us leave it. We didn't come home till

726
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: midnight am.

727
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

728
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: Later.

729
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 3: And you had if you had like an older if

730
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: like if you were eight and somebody was twelve, you

731
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 3: were supervised.

732
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, but I was brother, so always we were

733
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 4: out late.

734
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: You could ride your bike to two towns over and it.

735
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: People were cool with it. I loved it. Basted. Did

736
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: somebody ever steal your bag? Oh? We didn't play the

737
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: back statch?

738
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 6: Was it?

739
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: We rolled deep? No, we didn't play them games.

740
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 4: Man, we're utga, where'd you get back snatched that? Where

741
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 4: was that?

742
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: I didn't? I didn't, but I got taxed. I'll tell

743
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: you this all. You got taxed. Yeah. They rode up.

744
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: They rode up in a car. It was me and

745
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: like six of my homeboys. And these were grown ass men.

746
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: They were probably like eighteen years old. Yeah, they rode

747
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 3: up in a car and cut us off and they

748
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: were like hey man, they were like take a tax

749
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: and we take the bag. And I was like reasonable,

750
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: I open it up.

751
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was winning. They took a handful of each. Yeah,

752
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: that was it.

753
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 4: You're eight nineties.

754
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that tax is real. They do it at

755
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: lunch too. Taxes.

756
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 2: They'd be like tax and you're like, oh my god,

757
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 2: I didn't even file this year.

758
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 5: No wonder you're so angry, Miguel, I'm happy I got

759
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 5: pockets I had in my whole life.

760
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Opinion and people listen, yeah, even.

761
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 3: Even eighties, Like I've been a mother for fourteen years,

762
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 3: was a psychologist and I'm like, shut up, I want

763
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 3: to talk about kids.

764
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: And they're like, yes, sir, what did you want to say?

765
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and stand up constantly. I'll be like,

766
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 4: what do you know?

767
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: Nothing?

768
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 5: And then yeah, some eighteen year old boy comes up

769
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 5: and like he's the Messiah.

770
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,959
Speaker 1: Eighteen year old man eighty first of all man eighty. Ay,

771
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: what's the most misogynist thing you've heard in stand up comedy?

772
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 5: Daytona beach, A guy, a tall man came and took

773
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 5: the microphone from me and told me I wasn't funny

774
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 5: and that women weren't funny.

775
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 4: So let's stay till that's a normal night.

776
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: And Joe it was an audience member.

777
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was an open mind. I guess Daytona.

778
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, buddy Devin Sebull can say what he wants.

779
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: He is.

780
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: Amy, I didn't show Here's and people I get mad

781
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: at me, but this is funny.

782
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: I did a show in clear Water and the four

783
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 3: comics who, yeah, the four comics who went up before me,

784
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 3: I was headlining. They had like just a bunch of

785
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: guest spots. And what it was was they just chose

786
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: whack guest spots, and it was it just happened to

787
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 3: be the comics happened to be all female, and so

788
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 3: all four guest spots were just draining the room like dreams.

789
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 3: They were just whack, you know, They're draining the room.

790
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 3: And by the time I came up, I said, hey, listen, guys.

791
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 3: I said, a lot of people make the comment and

792
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 3: statements that female comedians aren't funny, and I'm sure tomorrow

793
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: you will be saying the same thing.

794
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: Oh, brutal used to have a joke. You said a

795
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: joke to Amy, a man talking hold up.

796
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 3: Every time I see a comedian completely bomb on stage,

797
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: I always feel bad for her.

798
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 4: I seeing a lot of men bomb. You know who

799
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 4: the worst was to me and he I don't like

800
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 4: to speak ill of the dead. But Timmy is it

801
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 4: Timmy time?

802
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

803
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 5: He had me up at shot Skis when I very

804
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: first started and I went up, and after I got off,

805
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 5: he spent a good six seven minutes talking about my vagina.

806
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: After I was heads up, you want against him? Okay,

807
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: oh my god, my work. I was just saying, comedy wise,

808
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: you didn't have to go there. Wow, this is the episode.

809
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: This is it. This is when we get everything. No goose,

810
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: not what we said during the break.

811
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 3: Amy though, I'm me ask you this because every one

812
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 3: of us, every person has that moment where they they like, like, I'll.

813
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: See a Latin person doing something. I'm like, oh god,

814
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: don't do that. That's gonna set us. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

815
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Does that ever happen to you.

816
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: When you're like because because you know, you know that

817
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 3: just because if a guy comics whack on stage, nobody's

818
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 3: thinking all guy.

819
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: Comics are whack.

820
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 3: But if if if if a lady comics whack on stage,

821
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 3: instantly people are like, oh god, another unfunny woman.

822
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: Are you ever like at a show hosting a show

823
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: and you're like, no, not her, not her, not her.

824
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: She's gonna say God, you're God. No.

825
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 5: No, that's why book shows with many different genders. No,

826
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 5: I have shows with many different genders where people can

827
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 5: be we can have good and bad of all genders.

828
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: So no, I have shows with just guys so that

829
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: it's funny. But wow, can I get a guest spot?

830
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 4: Hey? Can I get a guest spot? Can I get

831
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 4: a guest Yeah?

832
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: With those shoes, I'm not wearing a broken.

833
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 4: Dogs, so I'm gonna wear the slides.

834
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: I allow. I allow.

835
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 3: I'll book like a trans female to male comic too,

836
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: because I'm like, hey, welcome to the big league.

837
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: You made a good choice. Yeah, there you go.

838
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Let's do it.

839
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 4: Let's go for my art, I'll do it.

840
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we got a shout.

841
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: There's some very funny female comedians out there, Amy you

842
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: being one of them. Also, Britney Brave if you guys

843
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: don't know her familiar, whether she's based out of Miami, hilarious.

844
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: I got to work recently with Madison Bakage, which I

845
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: saw you were on a show with her.

846
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: Very funny, great writer, only been doing it for three years.

847
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: Don't don't be a coward. Okay, got it, got it. Hey,

848
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this and I say one thing, and

849
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm a man, so I know James will allow me. Amy,

850
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: thank you. This is something. This is something.

851
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 3: Honestly, I believe the reason why we see less women

852
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: in comedy one of the reasons, one of the many

853
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 3: reasons though.

854
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 4: Is also men because of men.

855
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: Well, Amy, because we are.

856
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 4: There and your readers are in our faces.

857
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, Amy, I know in books, ladies. One of

858
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: the reasons you guys. Yes, thank you, Amy, I love

859
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 1: no truthfully, though, I know there's a lot of reasons.

860
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 3: I know, but I think also culturally, we do a

861
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: bad job of supporting funny women as they grow up.

862
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 3: Like a funny guy is super cool. I was a fat,

863
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 3: funny guy and I was treated like I was super cool.

864
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: But a funny woman is it? Maybe it makes me.

865
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know all the reasons, and

866
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: I know that none of the reasons are good.

867
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: But I know that we don't support funny young women

868
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 3: with support funny weird.

869
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 5: They tell you too loud, we tell you too much,

870
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 5: like be prettier, be smarter, h don't be, don't be

871
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 5: or don't talk about that, or don't you know we're

872
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 5: not like cherished for talking about our minds, especially stand

873
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 5: up people like, oh, don't talk about that.

874
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: I've gotten that many many times.

875
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 5: And it's like you don't get to fail, like you

876
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 5: have to fail so many times as a stand up before.

877
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: You because yes, that's the easy part for ladies. Okay, okay,

878
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: freaking early.

879
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 5: I'm not speaking to him, James, tell meguil that I'm

880
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 5: not talking to him anymore.

881
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Miguel, not talking to you anymore.

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Speaker 3: Amy, You cannot tell a black man what to do

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Speaker 3: just because you're a white How dare.

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Speaker 4: Hey James, Hey James, that he's short and he oh.

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Speaker 1: Now she's body shaving me.

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Speaker 3: Oh you ladies, love you, ladies love to hate body

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Speaker 3: shame until it's time.

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Speaker 4: I never said, don't you generalize me?

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Speaker 1: Don't you say you women are a monolith?

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Speaker 4: Ok thank you, James.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I don't care if women aren't some

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Speaker 3: kind of butterfly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a monarch, a monarch.

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Speaker 4: I love butterflies.

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Speaker 1: I do like a butterfly. Before we do, Amy, we

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Speaker 1: you know, we love you. We love you, guys. Shoot.

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Speaker 2: I want to give you opportunity to tell people about

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Speaker 2: some upcoming show. So here's one of them that you

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Speaker 2: have going on. I want people to know what's coming up,

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Speaker 2: so please tell us about it.

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Speaker 4: We got a library show.

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Speaker 5: Do an improv Miguel, keep your mouth shut please, it's

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Speaker 5: gonna be so much fun.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have a blast. They do him every second.

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Speaker 1: Yes, got it.

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Speaker 2: Also because the other picture wouldn't load, and I apologize

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Speaker 2: Amy about that, but I definitely want people to definitely

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Speaker 2: support this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about it.

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Speaker 4: Season three pillow Fort with Ruined Amy. We've been having

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Speaker 4: a blast. Shout out to Rue who got to wasted

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Speaker 4: last night for Halloween and couldn't make it in today.

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Speaker 4: We miss her and I love her.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her.

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Speaker 2: And whoever chose the animals to represent you guys nailed

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Speaker 2: it on that picture.

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Speaker 4: Look it's a lady I'm cat sitting for.

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Speaker 5: She's an artist, She for us, Constantine shet you guys, I.

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Speaker 1: Did know instantly who was who from that picture.

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Speaker 4: Okay, glasses, I'm a little sloth.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little We'll keep it's really cute, man.

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Speaker 2: It's all definitely go check out the pillow Ford Podcast

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Speaker 2: with amiel Ford. Thank you so much for being on

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Speaker 2: the show as always and putting up with me and Miguel.

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Speaker 1: We love you guys.

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Speaker 2: To do on behalf of myself, James John and my

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Speaker 2: great friend mister Miguel Cologne Junior. Thank you guys for

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Speaker 2: tuning in and we will see you on Wednesday. We

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Speaker 2: won't be here tomorrow. God bless y'all. Y'all be good

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Speaker 2: and amen, you get.

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Speaker 1: To tell them what to do.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, thank you asked.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna listen. You're a woman. We're out here.