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Speaker 2: You got that right, Marny. Sorry I was talking to Marny.
Speaker 2: Hi Mary, Yeah, good to see you, good morning. You're
Speaker 2: so right, I know, thank you. It's controversial, but you're right.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should say it on the air.
Speaker 3: Though, and you probably shouldn't use that word.
Speaker 2: I would agree now, I think that's probably not.
Speaker 3: Or off here. I mean, that's that's pretty old fashioned.
Speaker 1: But you're right.
Speaker 2: I mean, when we're talking about sauce, there's only one
Speaker 2: word you can use.
Speaker 3: Let's do the news.
Speaker 4: Wow Hockey presented by the Saint Paul Saints.
Speaker 2: In all seriousness. I would love to know what word
Speaker 2: you guys were thinking. Anyway, Thank you, and we love
Speaker 2: you Saint Paul Saints. Do we love them? Yes we do?
Speaker 3: Sure, how about you?
Speaker 2: The same Paul Saints return home to begin a six
Speaker 2: game series against the Iowa Cubs at cchs Field this morning.
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Speaker 2: mound for Saint Paul today. That's right.
Speaker 3: Where's he from? I don't remember Marks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just said I was watching.
Speaker 5: I was watching for a second the Flyers Penguins last night. Yes,
Speaker 5: and they said, uh, heyl Bo Alex Bump and I'm like,
Speaker 5: how do I know that name?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: And then I googled it and it was the kid
Speaker 5: that scored like what ninety goals in one high school
Speaker 5: hockey game here for prior like like five years ago.
Speaker 6: Here is he skated at the sixtieth best I believe
Speaker 6: it high school arena in Minnesota. I'm sure that Mark
Speaker 6: knows him very well. Yes, yeah, I'm sure Musty has
Speaker 6: said hi to one. Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 2: Something last night, by the way, that I'd never seen before,
Speaker 2: and not just a hockey game. Did you guys see
Speaker 2: the Philadelphia is the Flyers? Yes, the goalie where he
Speaker 2: just completely lost the puck. Yes, he'd had no idea
Speaker 2: and you could see him mostly like where is it?
Speaker 2: Where is it? And it's between his legs actually going.
Speaker 2: And it's not just that it's the hardest job of
Speaker 2: all time. You also can't see anything, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, you're covered in just stuff. I don't know
Speaker 2: how anybody does that job. For me, that's the hardest
Speaker 2: job in sports anybody else being goalie and hockey. Do
Speaker 2: you think of a harder job than that?
Speaker 3: Quarterback?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Easy alignment?
Speaker 3: Not for real. I'm not just standing there. That's why
Speaker 3: I played it like.
Speaker 2: It's not a very big deal. It's coming at you
Speaker 2: a million miles an hour. I saw it. Man, It's
Speaker 2: not a very big piece. It's a little puck, you know.
Speaker 2: And you you have to be covered by all that
Speaker 2: patting because you don't want your nuts to get exploded.
Speaker 3: Right, and you people standing in front of you.
Speaker 2: The people standing in front of you, they'll beat you up.
Speaker 3: They have knives on their feet.
Speaker 2: And you're standing on skates.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, by the way, didn't somebody get their face cut
Speaker 2: on a skate the other day too?
Speaker 3: Is that guy okay?
Speaker 1: Nile's Linquist?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is he all right?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen an update on him. He didn't return
Speaker 1: to the game.
Speaker 2: Was that against us.
Speaker 1: Yes, he is ruled out. That's right. He has been
Speaker 1: rolled out for Game five.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that didn't happen all the time.
Speaker 3: We'll cut somebody, Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2: He kind of did it himself, didn't He didn't he
Speaker 2: think so. It wasn't his own skate, that's know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: But like that be wow.
Speaker 7: He tripped a guy and the guy's yeah, the guy
Speaker 7: felt falling, cut up his face with the skate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, matt Boldie tried to cut a hockey puck
Speaker 5: open at the bottom of his skate kicked it right.
Speaker 3: Into the goal.
Speaker 7: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: I still think they.
Speaker 5: Just counted allowed that. Matthew McConaughey would be a first round.
Speaker 2: Pick if the referee had turned his mic and went,
Speaker 2: we know it's against the rules, but it was too
Speaker 2: cool to take it away to.
Speaker 8: Go Yeah next week, sweetness.
Speaker 5: That's that's honestly the most obvious kick I've ever seen
Speaker 5: in the history of me watching hockey. Almost always it's like, man,
Speaker 5: did he kick it or did he just redirect it?
Speaker 5: And you know that sometimes they have to go to
Speaker 5: the review, like did he kick it in? That was
Speaker 5: just pele? Yeah, like you said, bend it like Boldie
Speaker 5: right Zach on Twitter.
Speaker 3: That was brilliant. It's just that was a soccer kick.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a puck go top shelf off a skate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that incredible.
Speaker 2: It's cool and even though you know it's against the rules,
Speaker 2: it's an automatic response to your body just to kick it.
Speaker 3: And then luckily what a handful of minutes later he
Speaker 3: was had the real game winner.
Speaker 8: Which was incredible.
Speaker 6: That was awesome to even get that skinny part of
Speaker 6: your stick to connect with a puck which is what
Speaker 6: I don't know, four or five inches wide, and then
Speaker 6: to direct it into the net when that puck was
Speaker 6: had to be three feet wide of the net.
Speaker 2: That was an incredible goal.
Speaker 7: I can't believe how common it is to deflect putt
Speaker 7: puck in the net like the control those guys have
Speaker 7: on a speeding What is that? What does that Trilley?
Speaker 7: Is that one hundred miles an hours?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, probably eighties, nineties and today and to
Speaker 1: somehow be able to direct it into hockey puck is
Speaker 1: three inches wide. I mean the way their hand eye
Speaker 1: coordination at that level is unbelievable. I mean they can
Speaker 1: just I mean you see there, like during warm ups,
Speaker 1: they'll just you know, pop it up in the air,
Speaker 1: just you know, like nothing. And then, as you mentioned, bonus,
Speaker 1: the way they can track those the way they they
Speaker 1: can baseball bat those things into the net. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Just kick it because those shafts are not that wide.
Speaker 1: I don't know how wid how wide is a hockey shaft?
Speaker 2: Calm down, hawk, Uh, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3: But friends on my dad's over.
Speaker 6: If I'm in a sauna, the hockey stick shaft generally
Speaker 6: measures zero point eight inches.
Speaker 2: Two zero point at one point two, so right in
Speaker 2: the middle one inch. It's cool.
Speaker 3: I was in the pool about your shaft talk.
Speaker 2: You ain't the only one, brother.
Speaker 9: All right, Time for the news, Okay, Resources World in
Speaker 9: the public today.
Speaker 3: Wait what now?
Speaker 2: New York City's first ever casino offering table games opens today.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Are
Speaker 5: we just hearing about this for.
Speaker 3: The first time.
Speaker 2: I didn't know about this.
Speaker 1: We have talked about it, we have where in New York.
Speaker 2: Reserves World New York City as a ninth thirty rim
Speaker 2: coming center b this morning kick off, opening more than
Speaker 2: two hundred and forty live table games of Black Jacket, Roulette,
Speaker 2: slow machines as well. Facility next to the Aqueduct racing track.
Speaker 2: So that's not like Manhattan.
Speaker 1: It's right next to JFK International.
Speaker 2: There you go, come on, no, how you go? It
Speaker 2: looks glitzy. The facility next to the Aqueduct racetrack has
Speaker 2: more than doubled its workforce, now employing more than twenty
Speaker 2: two hundred people and more hires expected. Reserves World was
Speaker 2: one of the three companies to recently be awarded a
Speaker 2: New York Commercial Casino List. It's over.
Speaker 3: It's over.
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna have a casino in their backyard. It's over.
Speaker 2: Good Yeah, why didn't put one in Blockie is one
Speaker 2: of the greatest mistakes the Stay in Minnesota ever made.
Speaker 5: Can I say something real quickly about that?
Speaker 2: It's the same of my life.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're right. For my client, it's a good
Speaker 3: thing they did.
Speaker 5: And for the one thousandth times if you have not
Speaker 5: gone the Resorts World in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: It's freaking beautiful, but it ghost town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody goes there.
Speaker 5: Because it's at the end of the strip. It's across
Speaker 5: the street from the Pepper Mill, and it is lovely. Yeah,
Speaker 5: do you guys been there? Read it's beautiful?
Speaker 6: Is that the one we walked through after eating at
Speaker 6: the Peppermints?
Speaker 5: Probably it's across the street there's that like giant orbit.
Speaker 5: It's like a mini sphere inside that little mall area
Speaker 5: and you walk back there there's awesome like food court area, casinos,
Speaker 5: super clean and nice and bright.
Speaker 6: Yes, modern, it's got an egg breakfast place something that
Speaker 6: chairs are eggs.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, yeah, is egg sluts at Cosmo?
Speaker 1: Right? Yes, what's the one? There's multiple eggs.
Speaker 3: Isn't there a different one?
Speaker 4: Resorts World War there's one sitting in that studio by
Speaker 4: himself a.
Speaker 3: Slut too, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a brilliant yeah, because Eggs.
Speaker 6: Is a very noticeably clean, bright, newer like look like
Speaker 6: a great place.
Speaker 2: Nobody there, Nobody by the way, I had my way
Speaker 2: with the slot.
Speaker 3: Jesus makes sense.
Speaker 1: Got lucky.
Speaker 5: The whole the whole concept of egg Slott. What a
Speaker 5: what a fun way to introduce abody to Vegas if
Speaker 5: they've never been there, Like, let's go, let's go to
Speaker 5: egg Slut, and they're like prostitutions, legal, What the hell
Speaker 5: are you talking?
Speaker 3: Where are we going? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 3: And the lines around the block? Apparently great breakfast?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: People love sluts, Yeah, and they love eggs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marty, put your hand down.
Speaker 4: Go to Hattie the chicken spot, pepper Mall.
Speaker 3: You can walk to heady Bee. You can walk to
Speaker 3: pepper mal your lazy ass.
Speaker 5: I've walked there with you. You've walked back. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 5: did cauber there, walked back.
Speaker 3: Are you sure? I thought we walked there? How would
Speaker 3: you know? How would you know?
Speaker 5: I don't know, because you walk too fast. Walking slow walkers,
Speaker 5: you got time to just dilly. That'll okay.
Speaker 2: I wish you'd do a little more daily dadling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be happier if I'm a fast walker. Right,
Speaker 5: I'm an efficient walker. That's why I said we should
Speaker 5: stop every few blocks to slow you out.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 2: And plus you're in Vegas. You got to play every
Speaker 2: casino along the way. There's a lot much and everyone else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, just ask the drink guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speak, speak and preach.
Speaker 3: Amen, God I missed that. All right, So Resorts World,
Speaker 3: New York? Right?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: All right, welcome aboard.
Speaker 2: One of college football's top returning players is finding himself
Speaker 2: in some off the field trouble.
Speaker 3: Speaking of gambling.
Speaker 2: Yeah Sect quarterback Brendan Soorsby is checking into a residential
Speaker 2: treatment program for a gambling addiction yeah number. ESPN reports
Speaker 2: that Sorsby is under NCAA investigation in the wake of
Speaker 2: the discovery that he's made thousands of online bats on
Speaker 2: a variety of sports via a gambling app. Sorsby reportedly
Speaker 2: bet on Indiana football while red shirting for the Hoosiers
Speaker 2: as a true freshman in twenty twenty two, but no
Speaker 2: bets replaced in a game in which he appeared. Ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen, there's an iceberg. You can only see the
Speaker 2: tip of it. Come on now, come on now.
Speaker 5: But yeah, one bad apple ruins the batch or what
Speaker 5: is it called, you know, one bad apple ruins the
Speaker 5: bunch a bunch one.
Speaker 1: My point is he's like, look there.
Speaker 5: Obviously there's going to be a bunch of people that
Speaker 5: have problems. Yes, Hi, the rest of us have every
Speaker 5: right to do it anyway, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you're right. I don't tell you guys, you
Speaker 2: can't drink alcohol exactly, get that.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: But we do have to kind of help people out
Speaker 2: a little bit, you know.
Speaker 5: For sure, you know for sure, And I'm glad he's
Speaker 5: getting help. Yeah, it sounds like he has a serious problem.
Speaker 5: They said, thousands of Betsy's place bout hockey.
Speaker 2: It's an addiction, guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an addiction.
Speaker 2: Sure, is a fun one, but it's a good time
Speaker 2: until it ain't.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, Marsie, Yeah, I could see this being you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, all right.
Speaker 2: The Fargo Park District in North Dakota, which is Dakota,
Speaker 2: launched the state's first high school girls flag football program
Speaker 2: in partnership with the Minnesota Vikings. The program is part
Speaker 2: of a nationwide trend the over I should say, over
Speaker 2: sixty eight thousand girls played high school flag football last year,
Speaker 2: and participation increased by about sixty percent in a single year.
Speaker 2: Flag football well debut on the Olympic stage in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty eight. Marns. I could see you as a high
Speaker 2: school young lady playing quarterback for your hig school football team.
Speaker 8: Totally.
Speaker 2: I think you would have been a great flag football player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: How much fun would that have been if you'd had
Speaker 2: an option?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Loved it? Yeah, ye, test that arm. Yeah, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd been quarterback.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised this isn't a bigger deal.
Speaker 7: Do you have a good arm?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be.
Speaker 5: But like in the nineties, like my one of my
Speaker 5: best friends, Ice Box, played linebacker for a team called
Speaker 5: the Little Giants, and she was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: That sounds familiar.
Speaker 3: Pull your hands up. He's not coming into that's right.
Speaker 3: He's in Tuscany still a Rivederci.
Speaker 5: Never mind, he's a truly exhaling from all of his stress?
Speaker 2: Is he ever going to breathe in again?
Speaker 5: I forgot because he definitely wouldn't have gotten a Little
Speaker 5: Giants reference.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know the annexation of Puerto Rico.
Speaker 4: Oh he didn't. He thought the players on the French
Speaker 4: basketball team were named after dragon. He thought girls who
Speaker 4: went to high school with played on the link. So
Speaker 4: does well played?
Speaker 2: Noah, listen, Maxo cannot be with us because he's got
Speaker 2: a broken face. No, but he has given us a
Speaker 2: Timberwolves update, and Sauce will read it to us when
Speaker 2: we come back.
Speaker 3: So he's gonna read Max's upgrowing.
Speaker 7: Right, Yes, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3: So Max's information, Sauce is reading ability. It could be problematic,
Speaker 3: could be problematic.
Speaker 5: Oh, Marty, you worked at Twins last night as well, Right,
Speaker 5: it is so we can talk Twins, we can talk Wolves,
Speaker 5: we can talk wild sauce of new sports.
Speaker 3: After this on the Fan.
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Speaker 2: Thanks Zacho, Director Hell it's time for sports. Johnny Beans,
Speaker 2: Bonds Bones is here, Marnsey DearS here, but the man,
Speaker 2: the myth legend sauces and charge the sports update here,
Speaker 2: max O rest in peace.
Speaker 5: Kind of his mouth did pieces.
Speaker 2: We're messing you out there, Maxo. We hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right?
Speaker 5: What and Max just I want if you're listening, I
Speaker 5: want you to know we asked to remember the Power
Speaker 5: Trip Morning Show, and we don't wish this upon you.
Speaker 5: If we could trade you in sauce and have his
Speaker 5: mouth wired shut, we all would over and over over
Speaker 5: and over again, but unfortunately it was you and you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I just want you to know that we all wish
Speaker 5: it was the other way.
Speaker 3: We just keep putting him on the bicycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, yeah yeah. Plus they ain't enough wire
Speaker 2: in the world for the head that side.
Speaker 3: Why do you guys want me hurt? I don't want you.
Speaker 3: Don't want you hurt to pass away?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Why do you want me dead.
Speaker 2: Because of what you're about to do to Max?
Speaker 5: Well? Max, well how about you know, like again when
Speaker 5: when Max fell off the bike and shattered as John
Speaker 5: one thousand pieces and had a wired shut and we
Speaker 5: were joking like, well, man, like I wish it would
Speaker 5: have been Paul, and everybody's like, well.
Speaker 3: Paul's not going to be in a bike what you know?
Speaker 5: Why? Right?
Speaker 1: Not without Nordo?
Speaker 3: Was it Billy and Benny? I agree? Billy, Yeah, Billy
Speaker 3: and motorcycle twins? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 2: So as we go into this Wolves update, This is
Speaker 2: ridden by Max, read by by Sauce. Sauce, be cool?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: H I will read ninety percent of it.
Speaker 4: The Wolves got pants and spanked on their cheeks last
Speaker 4: night as Denver gave them a one twenty five piece
Speaker 4: with fries to win the to win Game five. Rudy
Speaker 4: Gobert was Booty Gobert, scoring only three points.
Speaker 5: Edit.
Speaker 4: Some guy named Spencer Jones cooked us with twenty points.
Speaker 3: Why'd you say, some guy, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't want to sound I don't know they're gonna
Speaker 4: read it.
Speaker 3: I mean, i'll know you read that. I'm not reading that.
Speaker 8: It sound like our start with a new topic.
Speaker 3: Spencer Jones cooked us with twenty points. Give you twenty
Speaker 3: bucks if you do.
Speaker 4: And the joker turned into Batman and messed around and
Speaker 4: got a triple double like ice Cube on a good day.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can get in trouble for saying that.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: Give you twenty one dollars if you do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know it.
Speaker 5: But Denver was desperate like the Housewives, shout out Eva Longoria,
Speaker 5: and that how he actually rot That's how he wrote it.
Speaker 4: They played. They played like a fence head with his
Speaker 4: hair on fire. And I know this because I'm watching
Speaker 4: a fence head with his hair on fire from my
Speaker 4: window right now, and I would not want to see
Speaker 4: that dude on the court. Word to Phil Collins, you
Speaker 4: could feel it in the air tonight, open from the
Speaker 4: opening tip. Speaking of opening tip, how's Tommy doing? Anyways?
Speaker 4: My jaw works better than the Wolves defense was last
Speaker 4: night Game six is back at the Krisub for bizub
Speaker 4: on Thursday, and the Wolve's got to make something sizzle
Speaker 4: for Rizzle or it's back to deven oh den Vezilla
Speaker 4: for game seven. We'll leave that part lastly. Love y'all
Speaker 4: stay black and keep it pimping.
Speaker 11: Now you got Maxim max O, Yeah, you admitted a
Speaker 11: word after game says says it's because it all rhind
Speaker 11: it went.
Speaker 2: Game six is back at the CRISIB for rizzib on Thursday,
Speaker 2: and the Wolves got to make something sizzle for Rizzle
Speaker 2: or it's black too, didn't fizzle for game seven? My Now,
Speaker 2: why did you leave that word?
Speaker 5: I don't want to say that passive twenty bucks if
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 3: And earlier you guys are trying to get me fired.
Speaker 2: He described Spencer Jones as some random and why won't
Speaker 2: you say that there's nothing?
Speaker 3: Why won't you say it? I know better, it's not
Speaker 3: my sports update.
Speaker 1: This is your time to shine.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: You up clearly gave you permission.
Speaker 2: S I'm not ye, Marty can smart choice?
Speaker 3: All right? What else you get in sports? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So Max, we don't know what time Game six will be,
Speaker 4: but it'll be on Thursday, because there is one series
Speaker 4: that could be or wait no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, depend on the S. The S series could be over.
Speaker 4: And the Celtics seventy six ers series could be.
Speaker 6: The way I understood it is, if San Antonio and
Speaker 6: Portland need another game, like if that series plays tomorrow night,
Speaker 6: if that series ends tomorrow night, which is a three
Speaker 6: to one series, then we have we go a half
Speaker 6: an hour earlier. Eight instead of eight thirty, I believe,
Speaker 6: is what ied. And by eight eight or eight thirty,
Speaker 6: I mean eight ten or eight forty for tip time,
Speaker 6: depending on the slide.
Speaker 2: That is what I believe.
Speaker 6: I remember hearing we were talking about the tip time
Speaker 6: being established. It is dependent on that series, So that's
Speaker 6: better than nine.
Speaker 8: What do we think? What was it fifty? Well, by
Speaker 8: the time.
Speaker 6: John Bona's got to see it in progress, it was
Speaker 6: what's said nothing.
Speaker 7: After watching Marnie at the Twins game, slipped over only
Speaker 7: to find Orlando still beating Detroit and they in Detroit
Speaker 7: doing everything he could do to drag that game on
Speaker 7: an extra five minutes longer than it needed to be.
Speaker 7: And yeah, by the time I tuned into the Wolves game,
Speaker 7: I think it was nineteen to twelve or something like that.
Speaker 7: It was already.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 7: It's bad enough to start watching these games at nine
Speaker 7: to forty five at night, but then to also get
Speaker 7: to miss the first ten minutes of it anyway, Just
Speaker 7: it's infuriating, be craizing.
Speaker 6: I wanted to add one one last thing on your
Speaker 6: great Sports Update SAS before we move on from the Wolves.
Speaker 2: Is the turnovers That was frocious.
Speaker 6: The old tally twenty five turnovers by the Wolves, which
Speaker 6: resulted in thirty five Nuggets points. But the Wolves at
Speaker 6: nine in the first quarter. Yes, nine turnovers in the
Speaker 6: first quarter.
Speaker 7: Fortunately I couldn't watch.
Speaker 3: Most of them.
Speaker 2: Oh there's your silver lining.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The Wild tied up their series by beating the Stars three,
Speaker 4: two and o t on Saturday. So Game five is tonight.
Speaker 4: It is at seven o'clock. It is in Dallas, and
Speaker 4: we expect some of the Wild players to be back,
Speaker 4: like Zukarello.
Speaker 3: That's hockey, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all signs pointing to Zucarella being back. He skated
Speaker 1: with the team yesterday. They were working on the power
Speaker 1: play and he was a part of that. So definitely
Speaker 1: seems to be good news there on that front. No
Speaker 1: word official word, probably not till this afternoon, this evening,
Speaker 1: but then Trenton also going to be on the watch
Speaker 1: as well. Would love to see him back. How ironic
Speaker 1: that the league's hit leader got injured on in Game
Speaker 1: one by a hit, so I could definitely use that
Speaker 1: physicality back in the lineup as well. But yeah, Zucarella
Speaker 1: is certainly the headliner if he can be back. The
Speaker 1: Wild were very successful in that first game in Dallas.
Speaker 1: I think you could very much see that again. Game
Speaker 1: six obviously guaranteed Thursday. It should be an earlier start again,
Speaker 1: which is nice. So tonight at seven o'clock. I would
Speaker 1: expect a seven o'clock ish start tonight or Thursday as well,
Speaker 1: and then who knows, we'll see Saturday.
Speaker 7: At this point, what do the Wild do to fix
Speaker 7: their penalty kill? It's driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, getting Zucarella back would be a great start. Okay,
Speaker 1: that certainly has thrown a wrench into some things. They
Speaker 1: definitely need to try some some other I guess things out.
Speaker 1: I would love to see them change it up, be
Speaker 1: a little bit more aggressive. They just Dallas plays right
Speaker 1: into their hands. In terms of keeping it along the perimeter.
Speaker 1: I think just get the pucks to the damn goal
Speaker 1: and generate some opportunities that way, because yeah, obviously it
Speaker 1: has not been working since that first game. So but
Speaker 1: I think I think Zukarolla will play a huge part
Speaker 1: in getting that power play back on track. And if
Speaker 1: they do, they are the better team in this series.
Speaker 3: Let's go, well said, it's on.
Speaker 4: The Twins snap their five game losing streak by blowing
Speaker 4: out the Mariners eleven to four. Kinnor prelip win, five scattered,
Speaker 4: one hit, tourned runs, struck out, five gattered, one hit.
Speaker 3: Joe Ryan goes for your Twins today.
Speaker 6: That's a really good win for the Twins. And I
Speaker 6: know it's been a tough stretch. I'm not trying to
Speaker 6: pretend like that didn't happen. But to have a game
Speaker 6: where they hit well, hit well with runners in scoring position,
Speaker 6: pitched well, and played sharp, crisp defense all in the
Speaker 6: same game was a great way to start a homestand
Speaker 6: a great way to start a three game series against the.
Speaker 8: Team that was really good last year, really good.
Speaker 6: So if you're just going to take things day by day, yesterday.
Speaker 8: Was a good day.
Speaker 2: Say it was a good great.
Speaker 8: And it was a miserable weather day.
Speaker 6: It rained, slash, drizzled for shizzle the entire time. Yeah,
Speaker 6: for sure, I was under a protective covering so I
Speaker 6: experienced none of it. But I can't imagine any of
Speaker 6: that was enjoyable for any single player. So conditions stunk,
Speaker 6: and the Twins played great under such stunk conditions.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Welcome.
Speaker 2: Well, that was great, Thank you, great job, great laughs.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you very much, Bony.
Speaker 7: Nice to seek Tony Clemens get a big hit. That
Speaker 7: was something that he's They've been facing a lot of
Speaker 7: left handed hitters and that's not his or left handed
Speaker 7: pitchers and that's not his strength. So he's been sort
Speaker 7: of neutralized this year. So to be able to get
Speaker 7: a big hit with really the the hit of the game,
Speaker 7: with a three run homer early on in, to not
Speaker 7: Castillo around exactly when they were, exactly when you needed it,
Speaker 7: exactly when the running his story position was great. The
Speaker 7: tandem of counter prelip, I mean, I think looks like
Speaker 7: the Twins has something in this counter prelip guy, which
Speaker 7: is nice to see. And then they'll be able to
Speaker 7: bring in Morris as sort of the peeback start around
Speaker 7: that also lends some hope that the bullpen, there's another
Speaker 7: piece that they could build in the bullpen. So I mean,
Speaker 7: there was definitely some positive signs there in terms of
Speaker 7: the way they're going. And yeah, now they get some
Speaker 7: decent weather to play a couple of games and the
Speaker 7: seven game homestand versus two teams that were supposed to
Speaker 7: be really good. We got Seattle, which I think is
Speaker 7: are they five hundred?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 7: I think they might be in a game under They
Speaker 7: came in the game under five hundred. And then what
Speaker 7: Boston's up next?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Toronto?
Speaker 1: Oh, Toronto up next?
Speaker 7: Yeah, again a team that was supposed to be good,
Speaker 7: but you know right now they've they've been startling because
Speaker 7: they've been heard. I guess you're facing these teams at
Speaker 7: the right time, and that's that's good news for the
Speaker 7: twes by doing it.
Speaker 6: They played each other in the al DS.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because then Toronto went onto.
Speaker 2: The World series went seven games, that's right, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was all the.
Speaker 1: Series they saws.
Speaker 5: Yeah, on Friday, there was a delta flight from Atlanta
Speaker 5: to Portland.
Speaker 3: You should have been as a riddle, but it's a
Speaker 3: real story. Okay.
Speaker 5: It took off with one hundred and fifty three passengers.
Speaker 3: It landed with one fifty four. What happened?
Speaker 5: Took off with one hundred and fifty three passengers, It
Speaker 5: landed with one fifty four. My simple math would tell
Speaker 5: me that somebody was born on the flight.
Speaker 3: Wow, look at you. I don't know. I just wanted
Speaker 3: to sound smarter than I actually am. Simple math.
Speaker 1: Math.
Speaker 12: That was sports. That's a that's a real quick there's
Speaker 12: a future athletes. Yeah, usually you know, labor et cetera.
Speaker 12: There's a build up, there's some time you know through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did Rosie show up for this one? Can you
Speaker 3: imagine how stressful that would have been?
Speaker 5: He likes going to the maternity wards. How famous was
Speaker 5: the mother? Good point? They didn't name her in this story,
Speaker 5: so then.
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't care.
Speaker 5: I guess these the mother was Delta. No, the mother
Speaker 5: was Carrie Ellis.
Speaker 1: Who now she's an actress.
Speaker 3: Oh but.
Speaker 5: Viking's News is next more with John Bonus and Arnie
Speaker 5: going there.
Speaker 1: Craig gas in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: This is the power tri wanting to show I'm the fan.
Speaker 5: Just like you.
Speaker 2: Bell Bank. We love bell Bank, Marnie loves bell Bank. Dude,
Speaker 2: absolutely Marnie loves drinks, and specifically she likes drinks.
Speaker 3: And serf side, right she do?
Speaker 8: Come on now?
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I thought you're gonna say at Bell Bank.
Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you that anywhere you want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, you know who loves surf side is when
Speaker 5: Marnie gets a little tipsy, because she does, and she's
Speaker 5: obviously and.
Speaker 3: She's stumbling around her pool.
Speaker 5: Once in a while she'll just spill it into her
Speaker 5: rocks and then the ducks drink service side, and then
Speaker 5: she takes a really relaxing, deep breath, the true exhale
Speaker 5: from all of her stress.
Speaker 3: But I saw that, saw the duck video your eggs.
Speaker 2: Because I was a little freaked out. What are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 6: We discovered a nest in our you've been there hawk
Speaker 6: on our fence line, the side of our house where
Speaker 6: you walked into our backyard. We have these four arborvity trees.
Speaker 6: They're smaller arboridy. They're called technito, of course, and right
Speaker 6: in the mulch. In the mulch is a nest of
Speaker 6: thirteen eggs. They look like if you had gone to
Speaker 6: the grocery store and gotten grade A extra large eggs.
Speaker 6: That's the size they are delicious.
Speaker 8: The nest is exquisite.
Speaker 6: It has down like down feather all the way around it,
Speaker 6: and there is a hen which is a lady ducks talking.
Speaker 2: She did apparently.
Speaker 6: Sitting on these eggs twenty two hours a day.
Speaker 3: The other two hours of two hours hammer and surf side.
Speaker 5: Ye a nice relaxing before they're born, right like after
Speaker 5: they're born.
Speaker 3: She's got a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 8: She's a single mom right now. Because guess who I haven't.
Speaker 3: Seen wasn't Bills dark wing duck off.
Speaker 2: Well he's busy, he's crime.
Speaker 3: He's just getting out of the house. He's had enough.
Speaker 2: I can't blame him.
Speaker 1: He knows what he's in for.
Speaker 7: It was duck Bills. Is this because you have a
Speaker 7: pool in your backyard?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Do they need to be water?
Speaker 6: A water source and you know, protection safety whatever? The
Speaker 6: born cam so we can watch the water slide has
Speaker 6: been suggested.
Speaker 2: Should because I want to see him, Well, I want.
Speaker 3: To see you.
Speaker 2: That is a problem.
Speaker 6: It's not safe for the ducklings, like they could get
Speaker 6: caught in the filter.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah right, it's not a not a joy ride.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Welcome to the foot We've got twenty eight days to
Speaker 6: figure out an escape route.
Speaker 2: Get all fat and say, what if people.
Speaker 3: Told you about what you're supposed to be doing with
Speaker 3: these Not.
Speaker 6: Touch it, Not touch the nest, not move the nest.
Speaker 6: It is illegal. It is federally protected.
Speaker 11: Because all right, so now there's fun.
Speaker 3: So now there's twelve eggs and no mod Now what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do?
Speaker 6: Well, we did see before we knew there was a nest.
Speaker 6: We saw the mom and the dad for that matter, oh.
Speaker 8: One at a time in the pool, which we shoot
Speaker 8: away because not because I'm not an animal, but because
Speaker 8: we do want poop in the pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, the same reason I told her show up.
Speaker 6: Then once we saw the eggs and we knew what
Speaker 6: was going on, it was like, okay, well we need
Speaker 6: to protect these this family. Yeah, and now people are,
Speaker 6: you know, trying to give advice as to what needs
Speaker 6: to happen.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 6: They do need a water source when they're born, but
Speaker 6: our backyard is completely fenced in, and the ducklings when
Speaker 6: they're born can't fly, so we need to open the gate,
Speaker 6: thanks Hodor, and make sure they can get out. But
Speaker 6: it's a twenty eight day incubation. We found them on Friday,
Speaker 6: So I'm kind of mapping out. Okay, we only need
Speaker 6: to be on alert in late May that these things
Speaker 6: are going to hatch.
Speaker 2: I guess what else we have in late May?
Speaker 6: A grad party in our backyard where people are going to.
Speaker 2: Be walking out.
Speaker 3: Well, the guest, let's just increase by thirteen.
Speaker 1: It's Duckies and Bunny.
Speaker 5: We don't have the first letter, right, Yeah, it doesn't matter, right, Corey, he's.
Speaker 3: Not famous enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Duckies and Bunny.
Speaker 3: What if you go viral?
Speaker 5: What if this is the way you make a ton
Speaker 5: of money because you're like the Minnesota.
Speaker 8: Whatever it takes men, whatever it be, awesome.
Speaker 3: Rocket off of these ducks.
Speaker 7: Put it on your Marnie Gilliner dot com website. Put
Speaker 7: the video feed on your Marne Geller dot com webs Yeah.
Speaker 8: I can't get any keynote speaking.
Speaker 6: Gigs, but you can watch claims hats. Yeah, I told myself.
Speaker 6: I oh path, So stay tuned for further updates. Right now,
Speaker 6: we're just incubating. It has been offered a trail cam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: You've already got one in your bedroom. You don't know
Speaker 2: it and put it there.
Speaker 1: Has been again.
Speaker 3: Not the compost toilet, Yes, yeah, yeah. Dwight dot com
Speaker 3: is where you can watch the one camera.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that one only looks up for some reason.
Speaker 3: Classic classic Dwight.
Speaker 8: It's wide angle.
Speaker 3: It has to be he has to see.
Speaker 2: Classic.
Speaker 1: Are you guys ready?
Speaker 3: You want Vikings news?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we got a lot of Vikings. Is Mars
Speaker 2: wants to comment on the draft waiting?
Speaker 1: Non't we?
Speaker 2: I know? Obviously it's time.
Speaker 5: For Vikings us on the power trip presented by the
Speaker 5: Minnesota Vikings exercise their fifth year option on wide receiver
Speaker 5: Jordan Addison. So for twenty twenty seven, he's going to
Speaker 5: make eighteen million dollars in okay, so of course they
Speaker 5: still agree to a long term deal, but for now
Speaker 5: he's going to make something like four or five this year,
Speaker 5: eighteen million next year.
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for you.
Speaker 5: I don't what, but you know you asked Benjamin Lieber
Speaker 5: about this yesterday, Chris, and I think this is still
Speaker 5: the question is what's the plan with wide receiver? Because
Speaker 5: you have justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison. You didn't draft
Speaker 5: a wide receiver. Ty Felton got like three snaps last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a meeting must game. He can't be year number three.
Speaker 5: Nailors in Las Vegas at Resorts World Lucky, with Kirk
Speaker 5: and Fernando saying, frick, fun frick.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know what we're gonna do a wide receiver.
Speaker 5: PA wants Juwan Jennings. He talked about it yesterday.
Speaker 2: It must be what we're gonna do, because I hear
Speaker 2: that everywhere correct.
Speaker 3: And he can't be cheap, right, that's going to be
Speaker 3: a free agent.
Speaker 2: That's not very much. Twenty thousand dollars, that's not bad.
Speaker 5: But like last week when he started saying Caleb Banks,
Speaker 5: he was right, so I would assume he's right on
Speaker 5: this as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what happens when you assume you make
Speaker 5: an ass out of Booma Thermot.
Speaker 3: Now that I listen, pretty exciting, Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: and he was.
Speaker 4: They didn't draft one though, like of all the picks
Speaker 4: they had, they did not draft a wide receiver, and
Speaker 4: they waited till the seventh round to draft a center.
Speaker 2: Like Ben said, though, we took best player available almost
Speaker 2: every time around. I mean, you know that maybe the
Speaker 2: wide receiver wasn't the best place. Don't reach yeah, in
Speaker 2: no region, Jack Reacher.
Speaker 3: Everybody says we reached it eighteen. We'll see if that's
Speaker 3: true or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you need to quit saying that, bonesy.
Speaker 1: Yeah of quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, how excited is the truth though?
Speaker 5: How excited is your lovely wife that Jonathan Grenard is
Speaker 5: now a Philadelphia Eagle?
Speaker 3: Pretty excited?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have everything. We have nothing.
Speaker 7: Phillies are terrible record wise, and then the Flyers last
Speaker 7: last night, which is bad news, but it's also good
Speaker 7: news because we're gonna be in Philadelphia on Wednesday for
Speaker 7: Game six.
Speaker 3: WHOA meaning tomorrow? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that when you run your race too?
Speaker 7: We run it Sunday?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 3: But is this half marathon ten miles ten miles broad.
Speaker 7: Street run in Philadelphia. That's like their Boston Marathon. Like
Speaker 7: forty thousand people run ten miles from one end of
Speaker 7: Philadelphia to the other end, not down Broad Street. That's
Speaker 7: what it's called the Bradstreet Run. It's an awesome, awesome event.
Speaker 7: But yeah, that's Sunday. And in the meantime, yeah, Flyers
Speaker 7: have Game six on tomorrow night. We're trying to figure
Speaker 7: out if we want to go.
Speaker 3: You've got a cool life bar do you could?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 5: You could also gamble this weekend because Saturday is the
Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty second Kentucky Derby Gamble it's coming up.
Speaker 5: Renegade is your early favorite. But the horse that I
Speaker 5: think is interesting. I think around ten to one, there's
Speaker 5: a horse whose name is two words. The first word
Speaker 5: is the That's already an interesting name for a horse. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the horse is named the puma.
Speaker 2: WHOA?
Speaker 3: I like that? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: That's nuts?
Speaker 1: You got to take that horse.
Speaker 5: That would be like if you go to the Minnesota
Speaker 5: Zoo and you're like, oh, what's that elephant's name?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the al paca.
Speaker 2: Is there like a limit on how long a name
Speaker 2: could because did you see the one horse's name Deep
Speaker 2: Breaths in Tuscany?
Speaker 4: No, that's man, that's a that's a mouthful.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought too. How are you going to
Speaker 2: scream that out?
Speaker 3: Well, let's find pa yep.
Speaker 5: So Renegade is the early favorite around four to one. Again,
Speaker 5: when the post positions get the drawn, then that might
Speaker 5: change a little bit. Renegade's four to one. Deep Breaths
Speaker 5: in Tuscany is about eight to one. Hasn't happened to
Speaker 5: me Chef Sean Carlows and distant eighty to one.
Speaker 1: What uh, what are sandwich shops on.
Speaker 2: Horse genital?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are horse genitals on? Off the off the menu,
Speaker 3: I mean off the board, off the board, off the mike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we doing Kentucky?
Speaker 3: We definitely can. But yeah, it snuck up on me.
Speaker 3: I always forget. It's like the first week of May.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 3: Kind of organized these things.
Speaker 7: It feels like it's kind of falling down.
Speaker 2: And I don't mean to be that guy, but I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be that guy. I can't believe it's already made
Speaker 2: the same. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It's almost pre season football season. Yeah, got shut up?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, probably in two weeks from tomorrow, I would guess,
Speaker 5: one of the worst parts of my professional sports. Yeah, preseason,
Speaker 5: we like it. You watch European card tournaments. Nobody makes cards,
Speaker 5: aren't European. It just takes place in European on your crochet, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you guys, I should. Yeah, I really need to be Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it looks like you're wearing a diaper man.
Speaker 3: That's what he just said. I don't have my own humor.
Speaker 3: Thank you, we can have gorg come in. He's gonna
Speaker 3: well not, he'll win it. You win again, he wins
Speaker 3: all of our money?
Speaker 2: Does forget car bets do it?
Speaker 3: He hates me? What has he ever done for us?
Speaker 2: We can let him play the point, good point, Yeah
Speaker 2: it's over.
Speaker 7: You know he's betting on it. He might as well
Speaker 7: be part of our pool.
Speaker 3: He hates me.
Speaker 2: I don't blame him.
Speaker 5: Do you see some dude? Yeah, somebody somebody tweeted at us.
Speaker 5: I should have written this down. Somebody on like bet
Speaker 5: MGM or whatever, one of those whatever, like last Friday,
Speaker 5: but thirty dollars and picked like six or seven dudes
Speaker 5: to hit home runs and all of them did and
Speaker 5: it was like one point eight million dollars. They said
Speaker 5: it was something like the biggest prop parley in the
Speaker 5: app history, and I forget which apple was. But again,
Speaker 5: something like seven guys all had to hit home runs
Speaker 5: and he went seven for seven and he turned thirty
Speaker 5: died thirty bucks into one point eight million.
Speaker 1: Good for him, man, run.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you for something like that to happened.
Speaker 2: When the final guy hits the home run, wouldn't you
Speaker 2: piss yourself? Yeah, you'd be like you couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: You just couldn't believe that it happened. Yeah, unless you're
Speaker 2: a gambler. Is so unlikely. And you know what, I guess,
Speaker 2: as a gambler, you expect it to happen, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like every time I buy a lottery ticket,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I might as well buy a house
Speaker 2: that day. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna win.
Speaker 3: I almost. I don't know when this is from, but
Speaker 3: I almost texted you guys.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend.
Speaker 5: I saw a video there was a guy who, on
Speaker 5: day two of a poker tournament joked with his buddy.
Speaker 5: He said, if I win this tournament, I'm going to
Speaker 5: put all of the money on one roulette space.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 5: He wins the tournaments for like forty five thousand euros.
Speaker 3: I think, so whatever.
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm a man of my word and I'm a
Speaker 5: dead degenerate gambler. So he gets all the chips, bets
Speaker 5: it all on black. He makes his buddy like I
Speaker 5: think they let the buddy like spin the wheel.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know. This is Europe.
Speaker 5: I don't know if they have different rules for who
Speaker 5: handles and there it goes, and they filmed it. I've
Speaker 5: seen the video and there it goes, and there it goes,
Speaker 5: and it dropped on Green twenty two black.
Speaker 7: Oh my good.
Speaker 5: And kids, if you're listening, why work, right when you
Speaker 5: can just bet all of your life savings are, in
Speaker 5: this case, an entire poker tournament winnings on one spin
Speaker 5: off Roulette?
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's bad advice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why work when gambling works?
Speaker 1: To that guy who's twice as rich, yeahs I.
Speaker 5: Love that, he was like, I'm a man of my word.
Speaker 5: I said I would do this, you just you don't
Speaker 5: have to. This isn't, you know, Russia. But he said, hey,
Speaker 5: I told my buddy if I did, if I won
Speaker 5: the thing, I'm betting it all in roulette.
Speaker 1: So do we know any.
Speaker 2: Buddies would expect me to live up to my words?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 5: That you don't have to bet at all. If you
Speaker 5: want to bet some of it, sure, but we're not
Speaker 5: going to hold.
Speaker 3: You to this. Oh, I said, I did, said I would,
Speaker 3: said I would. Do we know anyone who's been to
Speaker 3: a European casino? Sure whom?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I couldn't creaty exhale, I bet you bet,
Speaker 2: I bet you did.
Speaker 3: I think he was hiding Bones.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know you're heading out because you're super soupy yea.
Speaker 2: And Craig gases where you bring him up for us?
Speaker 2: He's downstairs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 7: I appreciated.
Speaker 2: But where can we read your writings and stuff?
Speaker 7: I would right now, I'd suggest stopping my hockey Wilderness
Speaker 7: dot com the wild uh the wild run through the playoffs. Also,
Speaker 7: if you like the Minnesota Twins Twins Daily dot com,
Speaker 7: I do love the Twins, and if you like the
Speaker 7: Wolves on coverage, duck.
Speaker 2: But if I like Big Citrus that would be.
Speaker 11: Yea.
Speaker 3: Yes, he had to delete that thanks to Bones.
Speaker 7: Good to hang out
Speaker 3: Craig gas after this Power to Morning Joe fan