WEBVTT - HR. 1 - 394 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:03.760 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.480 We are number one. We just grabbed every key demograph, 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:13.880 super duper. That's nice. Light to go, Nito, gay boy. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:16.279 That is good news. It's the eighth day of July 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.680 twenty twenty six. Good morning, everybody. I finally made it 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.599 to the radio station. Here we are. Every road in 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:25.599 America's shut down. I'm gonna turn my attitude around, but 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:27.320 first I'm gonna go punch the wall for a bit. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.080 Here's some comedy with Brian Reagans, the pout in Morning Show. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.160 Come on in. I'm glad you're here. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:38.199 What is the smallest tiny teeny itty bitty it'sy bitsy 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.560 teeny weenie or tenchy weenzie. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.239 Kind of stuff keeps me up late at night. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.959 Scientists need to know when they're looking in microscopes. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.639 I would describe this a me bob. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:01.680 As aty bitty professor. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.280 Come over here, see if you concur, See if you 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:05.440 concur that this a me? 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:10.000 But is Adie Betty? Let me take a look at that. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:18.360 That's not Anie Betty, that's taintsy waits. How come only 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.000 small stuff gets cute nicknames? How come we don't say 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.440 the planet Jupiter. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:24.880 Is Beggy Wiggy. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:02:01.240 The universe is you, Jima, groty. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:58.840 Us sweet feet us on your side, sauce you here 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:04.160 in the sisty. I need a vacation. Why what happened? 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.680 I have had it. I'm excited for the AI overlord 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.280 to take over and destroy humanity. I'm excited for it. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.880 Why that I've had it? Nobody does anything right anymore? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.200 Nobody cares about anything. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.840 Yeah, there is that. Nobody does care about anything. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:24.160 When you shut down an entire freeway so that there's 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.680 no exit off of it, at least put up a 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.200 F word sign saying, hey, before you get on this road, chuvesy, 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.000 you're not gonna be able to get off of it 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:37.840 until you're in downtown Minneapolis. Was on the fast pesslinge sus. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.600 You can't get off the fast pistolinge once you're on it. 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.680 No A yeah, I said fast pistol and I don't care. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.520 And now I'm in down to Minneapolis and guess what, 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:52.840 there's no way to get back here. I was. I 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:57.160 was completely lost in a part of Minneapolis I've never 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.760 been in, just trying to get to work. I've worked 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:03.200 in a going for twenty plus years. I was so 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.120 lost ied how to get here. I still don't know 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:09.639 how I got here. If you're gonna shut down the 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.959 whole road, you gotta let us know. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.679 Yeah, I don't understand why the Louisiana exit is the 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:24.080 A list. Then then this exit which is one hundred. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.480 But yeah, even worse, sus, do you understand what I'm saying. 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.880 You can't come back down on three ninety four either. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:33.600 It's not just that you can't get off the fast 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.920 pass lane, no, So it's it feeds you onto the 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.080 fast past league and you can't get off of it. No. 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:42.480 So I'm in downs Minneapolis. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:48.720 That Flora on sixteen hundred Utica, which is right over here. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.400 They have a police officer sit up there. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.280 So people, which I thought maybe you would do, drive 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.880 over the median and just drive up that agg I thought. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.960 About driving into the bridge embankment. I thought about driving 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.960 into a telephone pole. Yeah. I thought about hitting the 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.760 gas and just letting God take the wheel. Yeah. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.680 Yeah, I don't know how you didn't. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.000 And this after I find out this morning that one 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.640 of my favorite bands of all time of all time 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.960 is The Secret Show. Last night, and I asked those 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.400 people five times who the secret and nobody would tell 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.000 me like, I don't matter it all in this building 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:34.359 at all. That Brothers Osborne played a free show for 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.680 this company last night, one of my favorite bands of 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:40.320 all time. Nobody would tell me I don't matter at all? 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.080 What the hell is wrong with the world. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.159 I would hope if the Dave Matthews band was playing 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.880 a free show, I would. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:56.279 Yes, yes, I guarantee you, Bugsy. Buggsy would have told 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:05.039 a burb No, Marty or Corey or even Zach. I 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.240 asked him. You were in the office when they asked him, 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:12.880 that's my favorite band. Yeah, I've had it. I mean, 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.280 I need a vacation. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.160 I know I can't keep a secret, but you think 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.120 that if they said who the secret show was, I 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.920 would like go on in the air and talk about it. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.080 When people respected what we do for a living within 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.440 this building. No, and by the way, are both Max 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:30.160 and Mark lost? 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.239 I don't know. I don't say Mexican. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:36.960 Max isn't on the McDonald's Wednesday bit, so he's wandering around. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.000 Yeah, no, I know, yeah, because I understand my phone 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.560 wouldn't let me in the building when I got here either, Yeah, 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:48.640 it would let me in. Maybe I've been fired by God. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.359 I hope not. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.520 I thought for sure, because when I first moved over 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.919 by you, and you're part of the town, I was 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.000 ridiculed for taking fifty five. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:03.760 I take fifty. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.960 Five the whole way to a front and drone and 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.559 then I come out over Utica and I just drive 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.880 on in past the cub Foods and I'm here right. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:15.400 I watched video this morning. Oh the people we work with, 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.480 just having the time of their life watching my favorite 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:24.200 band last night. They all knew who it was. People 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:30.240 who come to this office about once a month and 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.440 sit in there and stare out the window knew who 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.719 the secret artist was last night. It is my favorite band, 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.800 and nobody would tell me. And I asked five times. Yeah, 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.520 I get not telling me if I'm in the room, 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.680 but tell you. They could at least whisper to you. Yeah, 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:51.120 you guess what. Blah blah blah. No, No you didn't 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.120 find him. No, he's at the glass door. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.360 He's at the glass doors. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.919 I was over there, that's what he says. I don't know. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.919 I think we should all just go home, he says, 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:03.880 at the glass doors. Maybe it means all the way 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.000 downstairs no, no. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.200 No, he can get in and he has the other key. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.360 You'd think Max is looking for you. Well, if you. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.480 Hadn't shown up, I'm not kidding. I probably would have 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:19.080 just played Best of because I can't do it without you. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.640 I'm thinking about just giving up. I don't want you 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.880 to do that. Going home and playing my video game? 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.080 Did you play? Yes? Of course I did. How's it 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:31.360 going going pretty well? Yeah? He picked up some speed 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:36.800 his first team now yeah, first team line? Yeah, Sam? Yeah, yeah, 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:38.120 it's fun. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.640 Yeah, it's fun. You know what happens in that game. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:42.960 You don't run into traffic. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.040 You don't run traffic, and people like you you've worked 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:51.000 with us for twenty five years. Maybe it's me. Maybe 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:55.880 that's what it is. Maybe it's me. I don't big parties. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.440 I don't think it's you. They're on big parties. Do 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:04.080 you think like I don't know, you know, it doesn't matter. Oh, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:05.880 by the way, Cory's got a valor. Pest control is 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.000 kind of missing the next break. Ye, But I bet 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.520 the person who was supposed to change that was at 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.760 the free party last night watching my favorite band. So 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:20.040 they didn't do their job. I just can't believe it. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.000 I should change my attitude. I think the only way 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.280 I'm gonna do that is if I banged my head 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:25.560 against the wall for about a half time. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:26.960 I thought you were going to punch the wall. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.800 I can't believe it. The last straw was when my 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.200 card wouldn't let me into the building. Yeah, I mean, 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.400 I really thought that I might have been still dreaming 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.240 if these doors weren't sound proof. 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.640 I bet I would have heard you screaming. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.120 I was screaming the air for it at the top 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:39.840 of my lungs. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:41.560 Yeah, I found it. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.480 He made it. Hell. Yeah, Petty, look at that's that's 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.160 Mark Parish. Now Mark Parrish is here because everybody else 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.880 is on vacation in the whole wide world. Is that 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:56.040 a devil raised that? Oh? Oh oh? 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.400 I thought it was like parishes all of a sudden, 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.880 the Tampa Bay raised fan. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:05.320 Yeah, Hi, Perry, huge devilry him. Mark. Hi. Guys, you 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:08.120 were stuck a brand new system that doesn't work the 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:09.480 way it's supposed to. Yeah. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:14.920 I heard about your adventure this morning. I appreciated that 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.400 I jumped up on one sixty nine and then took 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:17.920 fifty five. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:19.440 That's exactly what That's. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.760 What I's That's that's what I'm have to do. Just 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:27.600 go fifty five. There was a gentleman standing, I'm amongst 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:32.040 the cones, whoa right where I had to get onto 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:38.040 the fast pass lane, talking on his cell phone, and 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:43.440 I wanted to say, please, sir, please call somebody and 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:47.280 ask them how the hell I can get off this road. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:51.160 Call somebody with your cell phone and ask them whose 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.800 idea was to close every exit? 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.920 Did you end up down by Target Center? 0:09:56.040 --> 0:10:00.880 I swear to God, I swear to God on everything 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.560 I own. The twelfth Street exit, okay, I got off 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.400 over right where Max lives. I got off on the 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:10.120 twelve Street exit owned by that LUNs. I don't know 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:10.839 where the LUNs is. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:11.960 Yeah, I know exactly right. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:12.320 I know. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.640 Yeah, twelve Street, Yeah, yeah, right, twelve Street exit. Turn 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.440 the left, thinking well, I'll just get right back on 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.400 three and eighty four. But guess what. Guess what? Three 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.760 night fourth is closed going that way too, So then 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.840 I had to take a right and go onto uh 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.120 whatever road is gonna get you on ninety four going 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:33.880 towards spring Lake Park. Yeah. So then I think to myself, 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.920 I'm gonna turn by Dunwoody. Yeah. I turned by Dunwood. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.240 You think I'm gonna get on three and eighty four there, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.840 guess what, it's clo close. So that I turned right 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:45.760 and I am over in north of Minneapolis. I I 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:47.679 don't even know what road. And so then I finally 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.320 find pen and I turn left on pin and I 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.800 get to three and a four and guess what. So 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.960 I go across three and eight four and I get 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.360 not I'm over here somewhere over by the lakes. Yeah, yeah, 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.640 and the front's road is closed. Can't even to round 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.160 on the front of roads. So now I am in 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.680 a ner neighborhood. Do it about one hundred. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:09.400 Yeah, you're in uptown right right, and and there's not 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:13.319 a road and every left and right turn I made 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.880 that said dead end, no outlet. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.080 I'm like, it's going to be a dead end for 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:22.560 me literally pretty soon here. Yeah. So then I finally 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:23.960 made my way all the way over. Do you know 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:28.480 where the whatever the school is right over here, right 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.959 across one hundred here? Yeah, yeah, somehow I ended up 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:33.960 being killed. How the hell did you get over there? 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:39.280 Still don't know, Still don't know. And boy, when I 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.920 hit that front of the road, yeah, you know, if 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.240 you wonder how fast my car goes Yep, it hits 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.240 three days pretty quick. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:50.000 Yeah, that's a twenty five. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.040 I was hoping that i'd get pulled over. Well, have 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.880 somebody to complain to, Yeah, just to cap it off. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.199 Yeah, you might have gotten in a fight there. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.000 There is probably somebody reviewing video right now of me 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.400 and looking for my license. Oh yeah, there's for sure. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:08.360 I know a listener who works for public works or whatever, 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:12.360 and he has I met him at a brewery once 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.840 and he had a camera. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:19.320 Footage of me going about eighty five dollars. Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.400 you're definitely on camera going a hundred. I just can't 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:22.920 believe it. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.600 So that today is the first day obviously that's been 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.040 like that. Yeah, because hasn't that that Udica exit off 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.680 three ninety four been closed for a while. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.000 Clover leaf around Either get off on Louisiana or one hundred. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:41.199 Yeah you can't. Louisiana's closed again. It's been a nightmare. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.240 It's closed. It's closed. So once I got on three 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:54.439 ninety four, there's no way of except for to heaven. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:59.280 O Jesus, take a wheel. I'm telling you, Mark, Okay, 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:00.959 I'm gonna hit the three, said button, because I have 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.520 good news for you. Mark. Oh yeah, do you get 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.400 to stay the whole show? I do good. Eric Stohansk 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:07.120 is calling today. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:11.000 Oh my lord, Mink, buddy Mink. Yes, it has been 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.400 a while. He's raising a couple of kids. 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.440 Yeah, he's the best. He's the best. And I talked 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.040 to him for a while yesterday because I noticed that 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.000 there was a little like little vignette of Super Troopers 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.640 three on Hulu for you to watch to get excited 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.439 about Super super and so I said, hey, the movie 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.319 bets come on and he goes, yeah, we want to 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.640 bring the whole group of guys in in August. It's great. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:29.240 Said do you want to call the show to mart? 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:30.960 He said sure, So he's calling the day A twenty 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.200 five going. The movie comes out of the first week 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.760 of August. And the I don't know five minute vignette 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.800 that I watched was filthy and funny. Yeah, so looking 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.400 for it. He'll call today. Marcus Cheryl's is coming in 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.480 studio tomorrow. Oh sweet, so that'd be great. I haven't seen 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:46.720 him in a long time. Looking forward to that. I 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.839 got that done. Mark Parrish is here today him. Mark 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:51.200 PRIs is good to see you. Thank you for coming. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:54.480 Great to see you guys too. So there are good 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.000 things in your guys' world. I'd leave you guys with 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.560 a few good things as I either go to prison 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:08.000 or have it one of the two. What's the difference yet, 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:11.120 So there you go. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:14.680 Well, I'm glad you're here. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.720 Me too. Yeah. 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:23.000 When I saw your text or your tweet, I was 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.680 so glad that wasn't like one minute ago, because I'm 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.920 counting down. I know, I had an idea of where 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.240 you were, and I'm like, you see. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.360 Where I'm at right there? Right, yeah, I'm trying right there. 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.760 That's there's you see the exit of ninety four up there. 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.280 I'm on Penn Avenue at that point. And as you 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.160 see in the picture that I that I tweeted or 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.640 I texted? Which one did I tweet? Yeah, I tweeted 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:45.800 that picture. That entire road is there's no option and 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.040 left Wood said dead end. So the only option was 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.480 turned right. Yeah, And then man. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:54.840 I could tell you because some words are in all 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:56.040 caps and others are. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:02.320 Thinking where am I? How do I get right over there? 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.520 I cut one guy's like drive through it. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.800 I thought about it. Yeah, I really did. I really did. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.160 As I was sitting at McDonald's, I got that text, 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:16.160 and I was like, oh, thank you for that. Yeah, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.560 saved me at probably fifteen twenty minutes max, it'd still 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.800 be looking for you those new glass doors. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.920 There was a moment I was like, you know, the 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:33.560 only way that I know out of here is towards Rogers, Minnesota. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.480 I thought you didn't just get on ninety four and 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.920 keep headings. If Zach hadn't been on vacation again today, yeah, 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:43.320 and Corey wasn't playing poker, I might have just went home. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:44.520 That's how angry it was. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.440 Yeah, I could tell yeah, I'm glad to show you. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.320 Might have put the top down and I don't have 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:55.320 a convertible. I might have just sat on my hood, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.280 got about one hundred, got out of the window, crawl 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:02.040 on the hood and like sons of anarchy. Yeah what, 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.400 God takes the wheel? There you go. Okay, So I 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.479 guess the moral of the story if you're in Minneapolis 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.520 and this is making no sense to you all, unless 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.000 I guess you're in the luth because my God, the 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.880 construction in the Louth and make you to pull your 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.520 hair out when you're trying to get off of thirty 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.640 five there as well. So, but if you're in Minneapolis, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.720 don't get on three and night fours moral the story. Yeah, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:26.800 if you can avoid it, take fifty five. Yeah. Yeah, 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.600 and maybe don't go as fast as I was going 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.360 through small neighborhood. Yeah, probably don't. Yeah, please don't. I'm 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:32.920 gonna I'm gonna go pound my head against the wall 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:34.400 for a minute. I'm gonna be okay, all right, gonna 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.240 come back, and we're checking with Mark Perce because it's 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.680 been a long time, Yeah since we wreck and roll. Yeah, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.640 you go into Troit Lakes, right, of course, I am. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.480 It's gonna be fun in it. Can't wait. I think 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.800 I talked Marni into going. So they got a tornado 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.960 hit up there, I know, man, hope everybody's okay, yes, yeah, 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.440 people in the neighborhood across the road here thought there 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.840 was a tornado going through their neighborhood. Mascar race happening, 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:58.600 Be all right, pack guess Patrick Moore. Soon, I'm an 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.640 feel I'm gonna be much better. We can back a promise. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.960 We're gonna talk about amazing. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:04.600 Hot blot that's perfect. 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:11.560 Starting stronger starts at auto zone. Bill's reporting on a 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:16.040 card chase. Yeah, that has already ended, at least on 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:19.800 my part of the ass. Okay, I'm back and I'm 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:23.040 better than ever. Here we go, all right, all right, 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.760 I'm taking a five day weekend next weekend, so it's okay, 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.360 I'm gonna I'm gonna reset. You deserve it. I don't 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.600 know about that, but I'm gonna try to to reset 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:34.520 the old reset. But you know, I haven't decided yet, 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.960 but I'm i I only work Monday through Wednesday next week. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:41.040 Oh sweet, and then I'm then I'm Gonnersville out. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:42.200 That'll be great. 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:45.280 It's gonna be fun where you're going. As of right now, 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:51.040 I'm riding my motorcycle around Lake Superior. Awesome. Yeah, by myself. 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:52.960 The cool thing about riding my sleeping motorcycle is you 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:56.720 can't answer the phone and uh, and you can't answer 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:00.960 texts and uh. It's great. So I'm excited. So I'm 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:04.600 looking forward to that. So if it sounds like I'm 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:07.360 on the verge of catastrophe, don't worry. 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:09.280 I'm He's help. He's gonna fix it. 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:11.560 Yeah. Or maybe maybe it's maybe you like having a 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:16.320 front row seat, but we also have a front row 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:20.040 seat ladies and gentlemen to a few things. A young 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.160 man who's experiencing being a father for the first time 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.879 and all the pressures that go along with that, and 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.879 another young man whose oldest little girl it's about to 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.280 go off to college. How did that go on Monday? Dude? 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:36.880 Oh man, what Monday was? What orientation? Orientation? Yeah, yeah, 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:38.840 it's I know. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:44.320 And the drive down there the last couple hours, my 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:47.359 heart was in my throat and I was tearing up 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.560 a few times, kind of realizing how close it was. 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.000 The ride back, my heart was my throat the entire 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:56.280 five hours. Yeah, it's it's real. It finally started to 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.959 hit me on this trip down. But it was awesome. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.800 We got to meet her, her roommate from Chicago, and 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:02.320 their parents. 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:05.120 We went out to dinner. They're great people. Good, good, good. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:07.800 That's so brand new people, brand new people. 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.000 Yeah, she's going She's actually going to IOA with a 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:13.760 couple of her absolute best friends. But they decided maturely 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:16.320 early on, right away, that that they weren't going to 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:16.840 room together. 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:17.360 They wanted a. 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.520 Room with all different people. That's a very decision, right, 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:23.320 They didn't want to burn out on their friends. And 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:25.239 they wanted to meet new people. So yeah, it was 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:26.000 it was great. 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:26.800 You know. 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.680 When she went off on her own for the majority 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:30.639 of Monday. 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:33.560 NICKI was able to keep me calm. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:37.040 That's when it really started sinking in, Like, man, she's 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:40.440 this is it. And I realized that moving date, I 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:45.600 think August fifteenth or sixteen, something like that. Oh, it's 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:49.480 gonna just Niagara Falls. I warned Nikki on the drive home, like, 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:51.159 you know, you're gonna have to drive like the first 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.159 hour or two away from here because I am going 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:58.360 to lose my mind. My daddy's girl, you know, finally 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:01.679 officially being on her own. But she's she's so ready. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.200 Her and her friends they're so they're great, they're so mature. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.400 And that means job well done for you, then, man, yeah, 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:12.000 makes a great, great job. That's great though, man, I 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:13.680 mean that's what that's what I hope for, right. Yeah. 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:19.240 It's such a funny feeling of excited mixed with terror, 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:21.040 missed with tears. 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:26.040 Yeah, yeah, you know, and I the the I don't know, 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:29.199 the pressure to not show your emotions is there, you know, 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:30.680 you don't want to make it harder for them and 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.520 all that stuff. But once you drop her off. Let 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:37.080 it go. Oh, just let it go. I mean, I yeah, 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.359 there's I'm gonna be wailing in the car. Yeah, and 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:43.119 it's okay, Yeah, that's that's part of the deal. You know, 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:46.320 You're you're letting them, letting them here, here you go, Okay, 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:48.960 go get it now, go get it. You know, I 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:50.639 don't know. And I was telling him during the break, 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.639 Saucy and and Max, so you're getting You're gonna know 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:57.360 this soon too. Everybody tells you basically, when it comes 0:20:57.400 --> 0:20:59.119 to parenting, and when it comes to a lot of things, 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:03.480 there are cliches for a reason, you know, because they're true. 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:07.320 You know, you know, you hear you know, you guys 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.360 used to play forever young and I was like, you guys, 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.160 wait and see you guys remember right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.679 it's gonna be worse now, right yeah yeah right we 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:20.240 can't yeah right, exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. But but everybody 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:23.800 told me, you know, it's the relationship is going to change, 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:25.560