Speaker 1: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
Speaker 1: We are number one. We just grabbed every key demograph,
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Speaker 1: That is good news. It's the eighth day of July
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. Good morning, everybody. I finally made it
Speaker 1: to the radio station. Here we are. Every road in
Speaker 1: America's shut down. I'm gonna turn my attitude around, but
Speaker 1: first I'm gonna go punch the wall for a bit.
Speaker 1: Here's some comedy with Brian Reagans, the pout in Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Come on in. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2: What is the smallest tiny teeny itty bitty it'sy bitsy
Speaker 2: teeny weenie or tenchy weenzie.
Speaker 1: Kind of stuff keeps me up late at night.
Speaker 3: Scientists need to know when they're looking in microscopes.
Speaker 4: I would describe this a me bob.
Speaker 3: As aty bitty professor.
Speaker 2: Come over here, see if you concur, See if you
Speaker 2: concur that this a me?
Speaker 1: But is Adie Betty? Let me take a look at that.
Speaker 3: That's not Anie Betty, that's taintsy waits. How come only
Speaker 3: small stuff gets cute nicknames? How come we don't say
Speaker 3: the planet Jupiter.
Speaker 1: Is Beggy Wiggy.
Speaker 5: The universe is you, Jima, groty.
Speaker 1: Us sweet feet us on your side, sauce you here
Speaker 1: in the sisty. I need a vacation. Why what happened?
Speaker 1: I have had it. I'm excited for the AI overlord
Speaker 1: to take over and destroy humanity. I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1: Why that I've had it? Nobody does anything right anymore?
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is that. Nobody does care about anything.
Speaker 1: When you shut down an entire freeway so that there's
Speaker 1: no exit off of it, at least put up a
Speaker 1: F word sign saying, hey, before you get on this road, chuvesy,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to get off of it
Speaker 1: until you're in downtown Minneapolis. Was on the fast pesslinge sus.
Speaker 1: You can't get off the fast pistolinge once you're on it.
Speaker 1: No A yeah, I said fast pistol and I don't care.
Speaker 1: And now I'm in down to Minneapolis and guess what,
Speaker 1: there's no way to get back here. I was. I
Speaker 1: was completely lost in a part of Minneapolis I've never
Speaker 1: been in, just trying to get to work. I've worked
Speaker 1: in a going for twenty plus years. I was so
Speaker 1: lost ied how to get here. I still don't know
Speaker 1: how I got here. If you're gonna shut down the
Speaker 1: whole road, you gotta let us know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't understand why the Louisiana exit is the
Speaker 6: A list. Then then this exit which is one hundred.
Speaker 1: But yeah, even worse, sus, do you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You can't come back down on three ninety four either.
Speaker 1: It's not just that you can't get off the fast
Speaker 1: pass lane, no, So it's it feeds you onto the
Speaker 1: fast past league and you can't get off of it. No.
Speaker 1: So I'm in downs Minneapolis.
Speaker 6: That Flora on sixteen hundred Utica, which is right over here.
Speaker 1: They have a police officer sit up there.
Speaker 6: So people, which I thought maybe you would do, drive
Speaker 6: over the median and just drive up that agg I thought.
Speaker 1: About driving into the bridge embankment. I thought about driving
Speaker 1: into a telephone pole. Yeah. I thought about hitting the
Speaker 1: gas and just letting God take the wheel. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how you didn't.
Speaker 1: And this after I find out this morning that one
Speaker 1: of my favorite bands of all time of all time
Speaker 1: is The Secret Show. Last night, and I asked those
Speaker 1: people five times who the secret and nobody would tell
Speaker 1: me like, I don't matter it all in this building
Speaker 1: at all. That Brothers Osborne played a free show for
Speaker 1: this company last night, one of my favorite bands of
Speaker 1: all time. Nobody would tell me I don't matter at all?
Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with the world.
Speaker 6: I would hope if the Dave Matthews band was playing
Speaker 6: a free show, I would.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I guarantee you, Bugsy. Buggsy would have told
Speaker 1: a burb No, Marty or Corey or even Zach. I
Speaker 1: asked him. You were in the office when they asked him,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite band. Yeah, I've had it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I need a vacation.
Speaker 6: I know I can't keep a secret, but you think
Speaker 6: that if they said who the secret show was, I
Speaker 6: would like go on in the air and talk about it.
Speaker 1: When people respected what we do for a living within
Speaker 1: this building. No, and by the way, are both Max
Speaker 1: and Mark lost?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't say Mexican.
Speaker 6: Max isn't on the McDonald's Wednesday bit, so he's wandering around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, yeah, because I understand my phone
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me in the building when I got here either, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would let me in. Maybe I've been fired by God.
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 6: I thought for sure, because when I first moved over
Speaker 6: by you, and you're part of the town, I was
Speaker 6: ridiculed for taking fifty five.
Speaker 1: I take fifty.
Speaker 6: Five the whole way to a front and drone and
Speaker 6: then I come out over Utica and I just drive
Speaker 6: on in past the cub Foods and I'm here right.
Speaker 1: I watched video this morning. Oh the people we work with,
Speaker 1: just having the time of their life watching my favorite
Speaker 1: band last night. They all knew who it was. People
Speaker 1: who come to this office about once a month and
Speaker 1: sit in there and stare out the window knew who
Speaker 1: the secret artist was last night. It is my favorite band,
Speaker 1: and nobody would tell me. And I asked five times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get not telling me if I'm in the room,
Speaker 1: but tell you. They could at least whisper to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guess what. Blah blah blah. No, No you didn't
Speaker 1: find him. No, he's at the glass door.
Speaker 4: He's at the glass doors.
Speaker 1: I was over there, that's what he says. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we should all just go home, he says,
Speaker 1: at the glass doors. Maybe it means all the way
Speaker 1: downstairs no, no.
Speaker 4: No, he can get in and he has the other key.
Speaker 1: You'd think Max is looking for you. Well, if you.
Speaker 6: Hadn't shown up, I'm not kidding. I probably would have
Speaker 6: just played Best of because I can't do it without you.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about just giving up. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to do that. Going home and playing my video game?
Speaker 1: Did you play? Yes? Of course I did. How's it
Speaker 1: going going pretty well? Yeah? He picked up some speed
Speaker 1: his first team now yeah, first team line? Yeah, Sam? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fun. You know what happens in that game.
Speaker 6: You don't run into traffic.
Speaker 1: You don't run traffic, and people like you you've worked
Speaker 1: with us for twenty five years. Maybe it's me. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Maybe it's me. I don't big parties.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's you. They're on big parties. Do
Speaker 1: you think like I don't know, you know, it doesn't matter. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Cory's got a valor. Pest control is
Speaker 1: kind of missing the next break. Ye, But I bet
Speaker 1: the person who was supposed to change that was at
Speaker 1: the free party last night watching my favorite band. So
Speaker 1: they didn't do their job. I just can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I should change my attitude. I think the only way
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that is if I banged my head
Speaker 1: against the wall for about a half time.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to punch the wall.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. The last straw was when my
Speaker 1: card wouldn't let me into the building. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I really thought that I might have been still dreaming
Speaker 1: if these doors weren't sound proof.
Speaker 4: I bet I would have heard you screaming.
Speaker 1: I was screaming the air for it at the top
Speaker 1: of my lungs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I found it.
Speaker 1: He made it. Hell. Yeah, Petty, look at that's that's
Speaker 1: Mark Parish. Now Mark Parrish is here because everybody else
Speaker 1: is on vacation in the whole wide world. Is that
Speaker 1: a devil raised that? Oh? Oh oh?
Speaker 6: I thought it was like parishes all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: the Tampa Bay raised fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, Perry, huge devilry him. Mark. Hi. Guys, you
Speaker 1: were stuck a brand new system that doesn't work the
Speaker 1: way it's supposed to. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I heard about your adventure this morning. I appreciated that
Speaker 7: I jumped up on one sixty nine and then took
Speaker 7: fifty five.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what That's.
Speaker 1: What I's That's that's what I'm have to do. Just
Speaker 1: go fifty five. There was a gentleman standing, I'm amongst
Speaker 1: the cones, whoa right where I had to get onto
Speaker 1: the fast pass lane, talking on his cell phone, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, please, sir, please call somebody and
Speaker 1: ask them how the hell I can get off this road.
Speaker 1: Call somebody with your cell phone and ask them whose
Speaker 1: idea was to close every exit?
Speaker 4: Did you end up down by Target Center?
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I swear to God on everything
Speaker 1: I own. The twelfth Street exit, okay, I got off
Speaker 1: over right where Max lives. I got off on the
Speaker 1: twelve Street exit owned by that LUNs. I don't know
Speaker 1: where the LUNs is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know exactly right.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve Street, Yeah, yeah, right, twelve Street exit. Turn
Speaker 1: the left, thinking well, I'll just get right back on
Speaker 1: three and eighty four. But guess what. Guess what? Three
Speaker 1: night fourth is closed going that way too, So then
Speaker 1: I had to take a right and go onto uh
Speaker 1: whatever road is gonna get you on ninety four going
Speaker 1: towards spring Lake Park. Yeah. So then I think to myself,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn by Dunwoody. Yeah. I turned by Dunwood.
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna get on three and eighty four there,
Speaker 1: guess what, it's clo close. So that I turned right
Speaker 1: and I am over in north of Minneapolis. I I
Speaker 1: don't even know what road. And so then I finally
Speaker 1: find pen and I turn left on pin and I
Speaker 1: get to three and a four and guess what. So
Speaker 1: I go across three and eight four and I get
Speaker 1: not I'm over here somewhere over by the lakes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the front's road is closed. Can't even to round
Speaker 1: on the front of roads. So now I am in
Speaker 1: a ner neighborhood. Do it about one hundred.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're in uptown right right, and and there's not
Speaker 8: a road and every left and right turn I made
Speaker 8: that said dead end, no outlet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's going to be a dead end for
Speaker 1: me literally pretty soon here. Yeah. So then I finally
Speaker 1: made my way all the way over. Do you know
Speaker 1: where the whatever the school is right over here, right
Speaker 1: across one hundred here? Yeah, yeah, somehow I ended up
Speaker 1: being killed. How the hell did you get over there?
Speaker 1: Still don't know, Still don't know. And boy, when I
Speaker 1: hit that front of the road, yeah, you know, if
Speaker 1: you wonder how fast my car goes Yep, it hits
Speaker 1: three days pretty quick.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a twenty five.
Speaker 1: I was hoping that i'd get pulled over. Well, have
Speaker 1: somebody to complain to, Yeah, just to cap it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might have gotten in a fight there.
Speaker 1: There is probably somebody reviewing video right now of me
Speaker 1: and looking for my license. Oh yeah, there's for sure.
Speaker 6: I know a listener who works for public works or whatever,
Speaker 6: and he has I met him at a brewery once
Speaker 6: and he had a camera.
Speaker 1: Footage of me going about eighty five dollars. Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're definitely on camera going a hundred. I just can't
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 6: So that today is the first day obviously that's been
Speaker 6: like that. Yeah, because hasn't that that Udica exit off
Speaker 6: three ninety four been closed for a while.
Speaker 1: Clover leaf around Either get off on Louisiana or one hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. Louisiana's closed again. It's been a nightmare.
Speaker 1: It's closed. It's closed. So once I got on three
Speaker 1: ninety four, there's no way of except for to heaven.
Speaker 1: O Jesus, take a wheel. I'm telling you, Mark, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit the three, said button, because I have
Speaker 1: good news for you. Mark. Oh yeah, do you get
Speaker 1: to stay the whole show? I do good. Eric Stohansk
Speaker 1: is calling today.
Speaker 7: Oh my lord, Mink, buddy Mink. Yes, it has been
Speaker 7: a while. He's raising a couple of kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the best. He's the best. And I talked
Speaker 1: to him for a while yesterday because I noticed that
Speaker 1: there was a little like little vignette of Super Troopers
Speaker 1: three on Hulu for you to watch to get excited
Speaker 1: about Super super and so I said, hey, the movie
Speaker 1: bets come on and he goes, yeah, we want to
Speaker 1: bring the whole group of guys in in August. It's great.
Speaker 1: Said do you want to call the show to mart?
Speaker 1: He said sure, So he's calling the day A twenty
Speaker 1: five going. The movie comes out of the first week
Speaker 1: of August. And the I don't know five minute vignette
Speaker 1: that I watched was filthy and funny. Yeah, so looking
Speaker 1: for it. He'll call today. Marcus Cheryl's is coming in
Speaker 1: studio tomorrow. Oh sweet, so that'd be great. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: him in a long time. Looking forward to that. I
Speaker 1: got that done. Mark Parrish is here today him. Mark
Speaker 1: PRIs is good to see you. Thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: Great to see you guys too. So there are good
Speaker 1: things in your guys' world. I'd leave you guys with
Speaker 1: a few good things as I either go to prison
Speaker 1: or have it one of the two. What's the difference yet,
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: Me too. Yeah.
Speaker 6: When I saw your text or your tweet, I was
Speaker 6: so glad that wasn't like one minute ago, because I'm
Speaker 6: counting down. I know, I had an idea of where
Speaker 6: you were, and I'm like, you see.
Speaker 1: Where I'm at right there? Right, yeah, I'm trying right there.
Speaker 1: That's there's you see the exit of ninety four up there.
Speaker 1: I'm on Penn Avenue at that point. And as you
Speaker 1: see in the picture that I that I tweeted or
Speaker 1: I texted? Which one did I tweet? Yeah, I tweeted
Speaker 1: that picture. That entire road is there's no option and
Speaker 1: left Wood said dead end. So the only option was
Speaker 1: turned right. Yeah, And then man.
Speaker 9: I could tell you because some words are in all
Speaker 9: caps and others are.
Speaker 1: Thinking where am I? How do I get right over there?
Speaker 4: I cut one guy's like drive through it.
Speaker 1: I thought about it. Yeah, I really did. I really did.
Speaker 7: As I was sitting at McDonald's, I got that text,
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, thank you for that. Yeah,
Speaker 7: saved me at probably fifteen twenty minutes max, it'd still
Speaker 7: be looking for you those new glass doors.
Speaker 1: There was a moment I was like, you know, the
Speaker 1: only way that I know out of here is towards Rogers, Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I thought you didn't just get on ninety four and
Speaker 1: keep headings. If Zach hadn't been on vacation again today, yeah,
Speaker 1: and Corey wasn't playing poker, I might have just went home.
Speaker 1: That's how angry it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could tell yeah, I'm glad to show you.
Speaker 1: Might have put the top down and I don't have
Speaker 1: a convertible. I might have just sat on my hood,
Speaker 1: got about one hundred, got out of the window, crawl
Speaker 1: on the hood and like sons of anarchy. Yeah what,
Speaker 1: God takes the wheel? There you go. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: guess the moral of the story if you're in Minneapolis
Speaker 1: and this is making no sense to you all, unless
Speaker 1: I guess you're in the luth because my God, the
Speaker 1: construction in the Louth and make you to pull your
Speaker 1: hair out when you're trying to get off of thirty
Speaker 1: five there as well. So, but if you're in Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: don't get on three and night fours moral the story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can avoid it, take fifty five. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe don't go as fast as I was going
Speaker 1: through small neighborhood. Yeah, probably don't. Yeah, please don't. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go pound my head against the wall
Speaker 1: for a minute. I'm gonna be okay, all right, gonna
Speaker 1: come back, and we're checking with Mark Perce because it's
Speaker 1: been a long time, Yeah since we wreck and roll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you go into Troit Lakes, right, of course, I am.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun in it. Can't wait. I think
Speaker 1: I talked Marni into going. So they got a tornado
Speaker 1: hit up there, I know, man, hope everybody's okay, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: people in the neighborhood across the road here thought there
Speaker 1: was a tornado going through their neighborhood. Mascar race happening,
Speaker 1: Be all right, pack guess Patrick Moore. Soon, I'm an
Speaker 1: feel I'm gonna be much better. We can back a promise.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about amazing.
Speaker 4: Hot blot that's perfect.
Speaker 1: Starting stronger starts at auto zone. Bill's reporting on a
Speaker 1: card chase. Yeah, that has already ended, at least on
Speaker 1: my part of the ass. Okay, I'm back and I'm
Speaker 1: better than ever. Here we go, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm taking a five day weekend next weekend, so it's okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna reset. You deserve it. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that, but I'm gonna try to to reset
Speaker 1: the old reset. But you know, I haven't decided yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm i I only work Monday through Wednesday next week.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, and then I'm then I'm Gonnersville out.
Speaker 4: That'll be great.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun where you're going. As of right now,
Speaker 1: I'm riding my motorcycle around Lake Superior. Awesome. Yeah, by myself.
Speaker 1: The cool thing about riding my sleeping motorcycle is you
Speaker 1: can't answer the phone and uh, and you can't answer
Speaker 1: texts and uh. It's great. So I'm excited. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to that. So if it sounds like I'm
Speaker 1: on the verge of catastrophe, don't worry.
Speaker 4: I'm He's help. He's gonna fix it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or maybe maybe it's maybe you like having a
Speaker 1: front row seat, but we also have a front row
Speaker 1: seat ladies and gentlemen to a few things. A young
Speaker 1: man who's experiencing being a father for the first time
Speaker 1: and all the pressures that go along with that, and
Speaker 1: another young man whose oldest little girl it's about to
Speaker 1: go off to college. How did that go on Monday? Dude?
Speaker 1: Oh man, what Monday was? What orientation? Orientation? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I know.
Speaker 7: And the drive down there the last couple hours, my
Speaker 7: heart was in my throat and I was tearing up
Speaker 7: a few times, kind of realizing how close it was.
Speaker 7: The ride back, my heart was my throat the entire
Speaker 7: five hours. Yeah, it's it's real. It finally started to
Speaker 7: hit me on this trip down. But it was awesome.
Speaker 7: We got to meet her, her roommate from Chicago, and
Speaker 7: their parents.
Speaker 1: We went out to dinner. They're great people. Good, good, good.
Speaker 1: That's so brand new people, brand new people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's going She's actually going to IOA with a
Speaker 7: couple of her absolute best friends. But they decided maturely
Speaker 7: early on, right away, that that they weren't going to
Speaker 7: room together.
Speaker 1: They wanted a.
Speaker 7: Room with all different people. That's a very decision, right,
Speaker 7: They didn't want to burn out on their friends. And
Speaker 7: they wanted to meet new people. So yeah, it was
Speaker 7: it was great.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 7: When she went off on her own for the majority
Speaker 7: of Monday.
Speaker 1: NICKI was able to keep me calm.
Speaker 7: That's when it really started sinking in, Like, man, she's
Speaker 7: this is it. And I realized that moving date, I
Speaker 7: think August fifteenth or sixteen, something like that. Oh, it's
Speaker 7: gonna just Niagara Falls. I warned Nikki on the drive home, like,
Speaker 7: you know, you're gonna have to drive like the first
Speaker 7: hour or two away from here because I am going
Speaker 7: to lose my mind. My daddy's girl, you know, finally
Speaker 7: officially being on her own. But she's she's so ready.
Speaker 7: Her and her friends they're so they're great, they're so mature.
Speaker 1: And that means job well done for you, then, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: makes a great, great job. That's great though, man, I
Speaker 1: mean that's what that's what I hope for, right. Yeah.
Speaker 7: It's such a funny feeling of excited mixed with terror,
Speaker 7: missed with tears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, and I the the I don't know,
Speaker 1: the pressure to not show your emotions is there, you know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to make it harder for them and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. But once you drop her off. Let
Speaker 1: it go. Oh, just let it go. I mean, I yeah,
Speaker 1: there's I'm gonna be wailing in the car. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's okay, Yeah, that's that's part of the deal. You know,
Speaker 1: You're you're letting them, letting them here, here you go, Okay,
Speaker 1: go get it now, go get it. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. And I was telling him during the break,
Speaker 1: Saucy and and Max, so you're getting You're gonna know
Speaker 1: this soon too. Everybody tells you basically, when it comes
Speaker 1: to parenting, and when it comes to a lot of things,
Speaker 1: there are cliches for a reason, you know, because they're true.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you hear you know, you guys
Speaker 1: used to play forever young and I was like, you guys,
Speaker 1: wait and see you guys remember right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be worse now, right yeah yeah right we
Speaker 1: can't yeah right, exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. But but everybody
Speaker 1: told me, you know, it's the relationship is going to change,
Speaker 1: but it's going to be better in some ways, and
Speaker 1: it's going to be completely new and fun. And that
Speaker 1: is so true the conversations I have with Abigail now,
Speaker 1: you know, and Alex is in Seattle, And obviously he's
Speaker 1: thirty one, so it's it's a different thing. And and
Speaker 1: and again a boy and a girl. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, the daddy daughter relationship is different. There's no
Speaker 1: way around it, right, yep. But the conversations and the
Speaker 1: fun conversations and the fun I have with Abigail now
Speaker 1: it's like she's a like, like the little girl that
Speaker 1: part that that's over, but there's a new version of
Speaker 1: her who's an adult, and it's fun to watch her
Speaker 1: become who she is, right, you know, I miss the
Speaker 1: little girl. I always will. But we had that that
Speaker 1: was great. So now we get this and we talk
Speaker 1: about crazy things and and fun things, and she's learning things,
Speaker 1: and she lives in an apartment I'll buy herself for
Speaker 1: the first time now, and she's trying to refurbish an
Speaker 1: antique a footstool or something like that that has molded
Speaker 1: and she didn't know how to kill mold. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you called me. You know, I
Speaker 1: do not kill I don't kill anything on purpose ever,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But so it it's hard
Speaker 1: to admit and allow those memories to end, you know,
Speaker 1: because they do that part's over, but the new part's
Speaker 1: gonna be great. It really is. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. And then you get to find
Speaker 1: out who you are too, which is a whole thing
Speaker 1: that is underreported about becoming an empty nester and watching
Speaker 1: the kids grow up, because it's hard and it's sometimes shocking.
Speaker 1: But there will become a day when you get to say, oh,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, because there's a long period when you say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's nobody at the end of the hall,
Speaker 1: what do I do with myself? But eventually that period
Speaker 1: becomes there's nobody at end of the hall, what do
Speaker 1: I want to do with myself? It's a fun transition.
Speaker 1: It's part of life. How crazy, though, Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: one going off and yours is not even too yet.
Speaker 6: He is currently in his ninth hour of sleepy.
Speaker 1: He goes off to daycare, though, man and I that's
Speaker 1: tough enough. Even when I pick him up.
Speaker 6: Sometimes he'll turn around and they'll see me and be like,
Speaker 6: oh God, it's you, and then he'll walk away. But
Speaker 6: other times he just burst into tears. Being a parent's tough.
Speaker 6: I don't care anybody says.
Speaker 1: It's tough, hard, it's the most ridiculously hard, wonderful thing ever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the hardest but most rewarding.
Speaker 1: It's the best ever and it's the hardest thing ever. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's very hard. It's the hardest thing ever. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I can jeeh every stage and Max your stage,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean we're all in very different stages. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years old, thirteen year old? Yeah, two who are
Speaker 1: one is going off, one's about to go off before
Speaker 1: a long year. Yeah, and then mine are both grown adults.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. Every stage it's it's a new adventure.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 9: It's like you were saying, though, hockey, you just like
Speaker 9: you have to just appreciate the stage that you're in
Speaker 9: right now. Like I don't people ask me, like, what
Speaker 9: is your daughter going to be like in college?
Speaker 1: What does she want to I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 1: think about that. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 9: I try not to think about when she was a
Speaker 9: baby and everything, cause I actually enjoy this more. Like
Speaker 9: you said, howk like you get they're becoming their own person.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Me and her were having a whole conversation about real
Speaker 9: stuff the other day, and I'm like going off and
Speaker 9: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, You're thirteen, right, How do you know this? Right?
Speaker 9: And you just have to appreciate the kid that you
Speaker 9: have now. I can't like try to mold some future
Speaker 9: image that I have in my mind.
Speaker 1: It's her life.
Speaker 9: So I just try to gently guide her along the
Speaker 9: path that she wants to take, you know, and then
Speaker 9: just enjoy the stage that she's in right now. I
Speaker 9: had that me yesterday we went to go see Toy
Speaker 9: Story five, and I'm like, dude, I would have I
Speaker 9: would have rather jumped off the top of the movie
Speaker 9: theater than go to the movies with my parents when
Speaker 9: I was thirteen.
Speaker 4: She's not always.
Speaker 9: Gonna want to and not just we have a great relationship,
Speaker 9: but she's not always going to want to go to
Speaker 9: the movies with me, you know, and.
Speaker 1: What she should right exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So it was like I got really emotional at the
Speaker 9: end of the movie.
Speaker 1: Had nothing to do with the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm going.
Speaker 9: She was like, did you cry, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 9: it wasn't that sad, And I was like something, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: bad story.
Speaker 1: The movie was a good life is sad? I can't
Speaker 1: get off. Three ninety four, we were watching White Shakes,
Speaker 1: oh Man I'll tell you what, and this one's present.
Speaker 1: I might have mentioned it yesterday, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if I did or not. But this is a true story.
Speaker 1: When I made that cartoon version of Alex on the
Speaker 1: video game and Cuba twenty seven, watching him run out
Speaker 1: on the football field and it looks like him brought
Speaker 1: it here to my Yeah, oh yeah, it's my high
Speaker 1: school boy.
Speaker 6: When yeah, when I get it, it'll be my son
Speaker 6: because of course, and yeah, he'll be a five star recruit.
Speaker 6: He will probably go to Notre Dame. The quarterback start
Speaker 6: as a freshman. We're gonna sling sixty touchdowns. It's still fun,
Speaker 6: like that's half the bat. It's that game. That aspect
Speaker 6: of the game is like it's a little bit of
Speaker 6: glory days, like you can just play Bruce, but that
Speaker 6: part of it is awesome.
Speaker 1: It's fun. I can't wait to have him watch me
Speaker 1: play it for six albums. I tell you, wait till
Speaker 1: you you'll get to a point because you're gonna be
Speaker 1: old balls. But there's gonna be a version of n
Speaker 1: C Double A or Madden, and there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: day mark my words. It may only be ten years
Speaker 1: from now, but it will probably be twelve years from
Speaker 1: now where he beats your ass. Yeah you cannot beat him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, but mostly because your fingers bar
Speaker 1: because yeah has real quick. I think it's for us training. Well,
Speaker 1: is you're acting like a spoiled brag because your son's
Speaker 1: beating your as.
Speaker 4: Letting them win, to like arguing.
Speaker 1: You're gonna run that same play again. You know, I
Speaker 1: can't stop it.
Speaker 9: My daughter the other day, we're playing scrabble and she
Speaker 9: said something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, buses aren't shiny. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You can't say a shiny thing is a bus?
Speaker 4: And my mom was just looking at us, like stop,
Speaker 4: what is wrong?
Speaker 1: Which is the kid? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So what was like a few years ago when my
Speaker 6: family spent Christmas three or four days putting together.
Speaker 4: The home alone thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like come in here and tell Parish and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 6: Turner did it like three hours.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what it took us four days to do it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Turner's got a singular focus. But that being said
Speaker 7: about the video games, when you do win.
Speaker 1: Hall Boy, it feels good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm celebrated, like I won the Cup a game
Speaker 7: so rare.
Speaker 1: I bet you're right. Anyway. I don't know, but it's
Speaker 1: congratulations a Parry. That's great.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very very proud of her. A great school
Speaker 1: and a great a great opportunity to go have fun
Speaker 1: and safely make mistakes, you know what I mean. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just learned from everything is just the best. I mean,
Speaker 1: how many isn't there a part amongst it, all of
Speaker 1: you that just envies her?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we're talking about that actually on our own
Speaker 7: and we were.
Speaker 1: Walking back the hotel. We're like, oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 1: gonna have so much. You gonna have so much, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you want to, don't You want to like like
Speaker 1: be the little floating gizmo that floats beside her head
Speaker 1: going Okay, now I did this, don't do that. Don't please,
Speaker 1: don't don't do this, do this. This is you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you got to learn it. Man. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. It's gonna be hard, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be great.
Speaker 4: You know, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 6: September twelfth, Iowa hosting Iowa State.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, look at it. You're gonna go. We're
Speaker 1: looking at getting tickets. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: my hawk.
Speaker 7: Eye gear and and uh uh. We also noticed that
Speaker 7: Gopher's homecoming they play Iowa.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, so it is going to come back.
Speaker 1: That'll be great.
Speaker 7: A couple of buddies that played football there that I'm
Speaker 7: looking forward to wearing black and yellow their homecoming, and
Speaker 7: I said, I will be getting a picture with you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 6: They also host of Ohio State. Man, that's they got
Speaker 6: a tough schedule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's great, dude, man, Yeah, good for you. Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: that's great. That is awesome stuff. Did we do got
Speaker 1: her home? By the way, yesterday it was too mad
Speaker 1: to talk about.
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Speaker 1: Aren't you glad that you got got hermetcause there's no
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Speaker 4: Good luck, Louis and Kelly. I live here now.
Speaker 1: Did you get bad weather again last night? Just a
Speaker 1: little rain in the moon we got.
Speaker 6: I don't if it was hailing or what we it
Speaker 6: was greasy at about one am.
Speaker 1: Great. Yeah, that was the pilot of your day and
Speaker 1: it was the one in the morning. The rest of
Speaker 1: it's gonna suck. Oh well, hey listen, Patrick Marshall, we'll break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, and some sports happened, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we have a hot sports team. Uh oh
Speaker 6: that no one expected. You'll have to wait and see.
Speaker 6: Howks Daddy, No, No, that's the wrong thing, wrong.
Speaker 1: Thing, I know that. Honey. We'll be right back on
Speaker 1: the phone from the one eight hundred ask Gary Traffic Center.
Speaker 1: This report is sponsored by Dean's Home Services.
Speaker 9: Good morning we have.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back. All right, here we are and it
Speaker 1: is it's Wednesday. Still hanskiing a bit? I believe Parker
Speaker 1: Fox is a bit. Max is over there. Mark Parish
Speaker 1: is nice enough to come in. Hie, Dusty, thank you.
Speaker 4: Osborne.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish it were No, this isn't This
Speaker 1: is me and brothers Osborne and Warrentown last night to
Speaker 1: play free show that I was not invited to a play,
Speaker 1: making me mad again. That's feeling good from him.
Speaker 4: Well you should still feel good.
Speaker 1: Hey, free show. Imagine that. Imagine Dave, Dave matthews Man
Speaker 1: was playing a free show.
Speaker 6: I mean I I'd probably go. I didn't go the
Speaker 6: last time they were here.
Speaker 1: Is that? I asked? And they as if I am
Speaker 1: so untrustworthy that they couldn't tell me. I asked like
Speaker 1: five times and they were like, OK, can't tell you.
Speaker 1: I Who am I a sieve? I think it's guilty
Speaker 1: by association. I think it's because you know me. They
Speaker 1: would have told you if you'd ask Theyes, they would have.
Speaker 1: They would they like you. They would have told you
Speaker 1: Barb hates my guts.
Speaker 6: No, Barb loves me. She would not hate me, hates me.
Speaker 6: I cannot confirm. No, she doesn't hate you.
Speaker 1: Yes she does. They all do. I don't blame him.
Speaker 1: I hate me too. No, she wouldn't tell me. Barb
Speaker 1: does keep it really close. Yeah, yeah, and I get it.
Speaker 6: But like or somebody could have said to you, hey, Hawk,
Speaker 6: I know you really like a certain band. You should
Speaker 6: come to the secret show, even if.
Speaker 1: They don't know that I like the band. If I,
Speaker 1: you know, as a friend, say hey for the fifth Side,
Speaker 1: who's a secrete? They could have pulled me aside and
Speaker 1: just said I've been like, oh, that had been awesome.
Speaker 1: That's that's my favorite band in the world. Yeah, you probably,
Speaker 1: I would have definitely gone. Oh really, I definitely would have.
Speaker 1: I love that band. How would you have gotten there? Though,
Speaker 1: You're right, I'd have never made it?
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Speaker 4: You're the best.
Speaker 1: They are the best.
Speaker 6: Oh you're Minnesota Twins. I've gotten hot. They beat the
Speaker 6: Guardians three to one. Taj Bradley was outstanding. He went
Speaker 6: seven scattered three hits, gave up one run, and he
Speaker 6: struck out ten. Taj Bradley is the youngest Twins pitcher
Speaker 6: with ten plus strikeouts in back to back.
Speaker 1: Start since who larry on them?
Speaker 4: You are correct?
Speaker 1: Nice, I believe it. When he came in he was
Speaker 1: crazy good.
Speaker 6: That was the year that I interned here and I
Speaker 6: would go and get twins sound and I'll never forget
Speaker 6: you would if you tie it right, you could get
Speaker 6: Santana into Lariano and it was I mean he the
Speaker 6: game against an O six when they went out and
Speaker 6: he beat Roger Clemens in Houston. Yeah, that slider that
Speaker 6: started at like two o'clock and then came all the
Speaker 6: way down to seven o'clock or wherever the clockworks. Was unbelievable.
Speaker 6: And then he blew out his arm and was kind
Speaker 6: of never the same. But he if they had if
Speaker 6: that team had made the they made the playoffs and
Speaker 6: lost in the first round, that team would have been
Speaker 6: an unbelievable force in the playoffs. At those two lefties.
Speaker 6: I remember Francisco Laro.
Speaker 7: Morno was so excited about that, like he was just
Speaker 7: the most dynamic pitcher they'd seen in.
Speaker 1: Years, and they had Santana.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Larry last night, Yeah, Carlos Uh the bit Marti
Speaker 6: was talking about yesterday where they did, like the All
Speaker 6: Analyst game last night.
Speaker 4: Was really good. It was great.
Speaker 6: Dennard's fan was exceptional, Gunn Perkins was good. Your guy
Speaker 6: Moreno is outstanding at that job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about supertroopers.
Speaker 7: He threw a little supertroopers quote in there that it's
Speaker 7: free bar Man, open bar man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a few good lines when he talked
Speaker 6: about how they showed they were showing bloopers from these
Speaker 6: guys and there was a ball high up in the
Speaker 6: air and he said, yeah, it was too high.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see it. You know, it was a high sky.
Speaker 6: And he goes, well, it was in Colorado, was definitely high.
Speaker 4: It's so funny.
Speaker 6: But your twins, Hogs Daddy, are forty five and forty seven,
Speaker 6: two games back of five hundred. They played today at
Speaker 6: six forty. Connor pre Lip goes for your twin.
Speaker 1: What time is the apology to the pullets.
Speaker 6: I have no apology to the pollads, but I have
Speaker 6: a ton of respect and credit to our guy Shelty.
Speaker 4: The pollads deserve zero credit.
Speaker 1: Maybe this was the plan.
Speaker 4: No, they don't have a They don't have a plan.
Speaker 1: They have about as much of a plan as I
Speaker 1: have a plan.
Speaker 4: They have no plan.
Speaker 1: They were the pollides are responsible for three ninety four.
Speaker 1: That's why there was no exit. Well, now you're on
Speaker 1: my side.
Speaker 6: We talked about a little yesterday, but the MLB draft
Speaker 6: is on Saturday. Your Twins pick third, and the draft
Speaker 6: starts at noon on Cara Levin. It is on NBC,
Speaker 6: so a little prime time even though it's noon, but
Speaker 6: a primetime channel for the MLB Draft.
Speaker 1: Look you there, let's go. Cody has been hot lately.
Speaker 6: Well, he should be an All Star. They were saying
Speaker 6: that last Yeah, and they just picked him up off waivers.
Speaker 9: Right, Nothing's arguably been the best hitter over the last month.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it was all part of the plan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't have a plan, and it's July.
Speaker 6: Let's see what if they if they make not that
Speaker 6: I'm gonna fully you know.
Speaker 1: Can I just give them a little bit of sunshow?
Speaker 1: You just want to I'm just trying to believe that
Speaker 1: something's happening in the world.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're fine. Yeah, Chelsea should get a ton of credit.
Speaker 6: They have no bullpen in that pitching staff with Toads,
Speaker 6: Bradley and.
Speaker 1: Who else Hawk? Who else is on the pitch? Oh no, I'm.
Speaker 6: Argentina was down two oh to Egypt. They came back
Speaker 6: to win three to MESSI was unbelievable. That was an
Speaker 6: unbelievable game, even though I didn't see a second of it.
Speaker 1: Dog it was nuts. Like, I could not believe Egypt.
Speaker 9: People in the in the crowd were crying, they were
Speaker 9: falling to their knees.
Speaker 1: They're up too ripped.
Speaker 9: That's a damn near death sentence a lot of the
Speaker 9: time in soccer, and I believe they were up to
Speaker 9: rip in.
Speaker 1: The eightieth minute. Yeah, and Argentina as soon.
Speaker 9: As they scored the one, you could tell like they
Speaker 9: immediately were like, all right, let's get back to business.
Speaker 9: You can see Egypt pissing down their leg and immediately
Speaker 9: Messy just gets he gets loose, ties it up and
Speaker 9: after that it was just an absolute avalanche. It was
Speaker 9: one of the most unbelievable choke jobs I've ever seen,
Speaker 9: in one of the most unbelievable comebacks that I've seen
Speaker 9: in soccer.
Speaker 4: The Reps played a hand, but.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I watched the second half, and I mean, that's
Speaker 7: the first soccer game I've ever watched where I was
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was on my feet at the end of it.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 7: It was incredible. I didn't know they could score three
Speaker 7: goals that fast in that game because there's so few
Speaker 7: and far between. Like you said that to another, like,
Speaker 7: oh my lord, there. There's an upset here, and yeah,
Speaker 7: the look on Egypt's.
Speaker 1: Face just they just knew it was going to happen.
Speaker 7: I luckily never you know, blew a lead like that
Speaker 7: and that important the tournament or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But I've been there and you just did that.
Speaker 7: The locker room is silent, the plane tomorrow will be silent,
Speaker 7: or today will be silent. It's just the worst feeling.
Speaker 7: You just trying to fear, like how that happened? And
Speaker 7: it's not like we do right.
Speaker 9: It's not like an eighty two game hockey season where
Speaker 9: you can just go, Okay, well we got another game
Speaker 9: on Wednesday, thank god.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 9: It's like, no, four years was the next game, and
Speaker 9: it's not guaranteed or even going to be there, or
Speaker 9: you're gonna have the same level of talent.
Speaker 4: So that's one that might haunt.
Speaker 1: Him for the forest. Both sides. Well remember that for life.
Speaker 4: Take it over, end Fernandez.
Speaker 1: Can you believe this? It was unbelievable. Lose something. They
Speaker 1: lose the sandwich, I hope not. That's the sausage. That's
Speaker 1: all right. Five second, you've seen that.
Speaker 6: Argentina will battle Switzerland, who beat Columbia in a zero
Speaker 6: zero game that ended in penalty kicks.
Speaker 4: What a sport? Zero zero and was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Yes, I listened to that and it was so much.
Speaker 1: I think I had more fun listening to them watch
Speaker 1: it than I would have had watching it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were.
Speaker 1: Having so much.
Speaker 6: Brett's good with it. His soccer coverage is really good.
Speaker 6: He's great because he's really good. He pays attention to it.
Speaker 6: He's a wee bit sensitive about it, but that's fine.
Speaker 6: He loves it, don't I don't blame him. Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: I didn't see a second, but it ended zero zero.
Speaker 6: Why don't they just keep playing soccer?
Speaker 1: Well they do.
Speaker 9: They do like an extra thirty and then it bands
Speaker 9: after that, then they do the penalty.
Speaker 6: I agree, thanks, yeah, but yeah, Argentina will battle Switzerland
Speaker 6: on Saturday at eight pm. There is no World Cup today.
Speaker 9: Columbia is a dark horse, thinking that they could possibly
Speaker 9: be Argentina, and then they lose to.
Speaker 4: Switzerland and this is zero zero. It's looking like we.
Speaker 9: Are barreling towards possibly a rematch from twenty twenty two,
Speaker 9: which was France versus Argentina. Yes, yeah, thanks, yeah, thanks
Speaker 9: that guy.
Speaker 1: Let's see here, what else here one of us.
Speaker 6: The All Star Game for Baseball is next Tuesday in Philly.
Speaker 1: I know that, honey.
Speaker 6: Oh uh, they will be without a twin.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you more about that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, a twin.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, bad luck for our guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or maybe just one of the time off there
Speaker 1: is that rest is the weapon? Yeah, well said mush.
Speaker 4: Is this brothers Osborne?
Speaker 1: Why do you do it? Why are you doing this
Speaker 1: to me? What do you see? He's sitting in Cory's here.
Speaker 1: Can't help it, You can't help it any good boy?
Speaker 1: All right, six nineteen, we'll break, We'll come back. We
Speaker 1: got what really matters and much much more is Mark
Speaker 1: Parrish and Maxo's over there with meat sauce about three
Speaker 1: ms FA starting Monday, Jimmy and grow along with big
Speaker 1: deck dot com. We were telling snake stories and Tommy's
Speaker 1: not here, so they were really about snakes.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, yeah, actual snakes.
Speaker 1: We go to China, ladies and gentlemen, where this is
Speaker 1: happening as we speak. There's flooding. It's the end of
Speaker 1: the world. And how do I know it's the end
Speaker 1: of the world because they're not just global flooding and
Speaker 1: people are losing their homes and lives. But there's also this.
Speaker 10: Amid China's worsening flood season. One image has captured the
Speaker 10: country's attention more than any other, hundreds of snakes slithering
Speaker 10: through the streets of a flooded village in Guangxi. The
Speaker 10: escape happened in Hengjo, where rising floodwaters caused a snake
Speaker 10: farm to collapse, releasing around nine hundred reptiles into the
Speaker 10: surrounding area. Footage that quickly went viral showed residents wading
Speaker 10: through waste deep water, armed with nothing more than bamboo sticks.
Speaker 1: Now, we watched a gentleman, and I'm watching it again.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, chasing a snake through the water, and
Speaker 1: the snake is trying to get away from it because
Speaker 1: the snake is confused. I'm supposed to be chasing you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, No wonder this guy is like
Speaker 1: able to walk through the waters because his nuts must
Speaker 1: float again. But these are cobras, man, These are venomous,
Speaker 1: poisonous snakes, nine hundred of them, just swimming through the streets.
Speaker 1: And they're trying to rally and and.
Speaker 10: And gather them up with bamboo sticks, trying to corner
Speaker 10: the escapees before they vanished into flooded homes and alleyways.
Speaker 10: Village official Woocher told local media that most of the
Speaker 10: snakes were not venomous, and that a team of ten
Speaker 10: has since been organized to recapture them using fish nets
Speaker 10: and stun guns.
Speaker 1: Okay again, let me just say it. That cobra with
Speaker 1: its headstick in a bottle of water, that's a venomous snake.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it doesn't help to say most.
Speaker 1: Most, I don't know. Yeah, one warned, go ahead.
Speaker 7: The one guy in that video, as the one guy's
Speaker 7: chasing it, you can see him in the background, like
Speaker 7: he just dives after him, Like he just goes right after.
Speaker 1: Like what do you do?
Speaker 10: Snake must be so confused and trying to catch any
Speaker 10: stray snakes with their bare hands if they turned up
Speaker 10: inside houses. The snake scare unfolded against the backdrop of
Speaker 10: a far graver crisis.
Speaker 1: There's no graver crisis. There's nothing.
Speaker 4: There's nothing that could be worse than this.
Speaker 1: And I thought I hated snakes, but apparently, Perry I
Speaker 1: cannot stand them.
Speaker 6: Didn't your guy Brent Burns have like forty of them,
Speaker 6: a ton of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, when he when he sold his one of his
Speaker 7: houses here, there was a few that were unaccounted for.
Speaker 1: That that that's not could you imagine there is there is.
Speaker 7: Like they're probably dead, you know, they they got they
Speaker 7: got loose in the winter and into the walls.
Speaker 1: Like the probably is not good.
Speaker 7: If i'm if i'm Can you imagine if one of
Speaker 7: those things just pops out.
Speaker 1: Of the wall for the new owners?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I would burn the house down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, burn it down, not even calling the fire department.
Speaker 1: Let it go, boys, some chocolate and some marshmallows, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just let it go. Yeah, that's right. So anyway, if
Speaker 1: you're planning on going to China, don't Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: flooding in their snakes? What more do you need to know?
Speaker 1: We're talking about water mooksins.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just swim with them.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't want to, but that's what you know
Speaker 1: how we always say, like there, I was telling these
Speaker 1: guys this, like they always say, snakes are more afraid
Speaker 1: of you than you are of them. That's not true.
Speaker 1: With the watermarks, we'd be in the creek just wading through,
Speaker 1: cooling our feet's off, and you'd see a giant one
Speaker 1: and they're big snakes. These are big snakes. You guys
Speaker 1: call them copperheads up here. Yeah, and they he'd be
Speaker 1: just sunning himself on a rock and you could see
Speaker 1: them and you're like, okay, well, I'll just stay over here,
Speaker 1: and he'd get in the water and swim towards you,
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, you, son of a bitch. You
Speaker 1: don't understand the game. You're supposed to be afraid alone
Speaker 1: bigger than you. Yeah, come on, Yeah. I knew a
Speaker 1: guy in Florida.
Speaker 7: They were him and his buddy were in the army
Speaker 7: and the military, and when they were on and off
Speaker 7: day they were surfing kind of the inner coastals and
Speaker 7: the waterways and everything, uh, water skiing. And when they
Speaker 7: they're one of his buddies went down, like it took
Speaker 7: a while for his body to come back up, which
Speaker 7: is not normal. And when the body finally floated to
Speaker 7: the top, it was just covered and surrounded in watermoccts.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you when you say body? Was
Speaker 1: he dead? Yeah? Really? Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh man, these bastards.
Speaker 1: Are they are dude. Yeah, some golf enormously.
Speaker 7: And like you hit your ball into the water and
Speaker 7: it could be in two three inches of water and
Speaker 7: you can see them just hovering like please please, please stay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come over around area, Come get this ball. No,
Speaker 1: thank you, this is yours, comarre. Yeah, you can have it.
Speaker 1: It's yours now. Yeah, And you were saying that.
Speaker 7: Down by Yeah when Nona, And this is literally twenty
Speaker 7: years ago. There's some farmers got some tax relief for
Speaker 7: some kind of right off for letting some of their
Speaker 7: farm lands like that was up on the top of
Speaker 7: the hills and everything get turned into rattlesnake habitat.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, are we are rattlesnakes nerve to Minnesota? No?
Speaker 1: Is it? How can it be warm enough? I don't think.
Speaker 9: I don't know, but that's I think that it says
Speaker 9: here that there was a limited amount in like remote.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he said he had killed one a couple of
Speaker 7: days before. I went down there and hunted on his land,
Speaker 7: and I told him I'm never going to come back here.
Speaker 1: And I've never gone back there. I don't know. A
Speaker 1: timber rattlesnake is the most common venomous snake in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Designated as a threatened species and strictly protected, they are
Speaker 1: primarily found along forested bluffs south facing rock out crops
Speaker 1: and Steve Bluff's praise near the Mississippi. That's it, I mean,
Speaker 1: that is that's right exactly. Well, son of a bit,
Speaker 1: you got to worry about that too. Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: About about an hour and a half ago, I had
Speaker 1: laid down.
Speaker 4: Geart you here.
Speaker 1: That's what really matters to my friends at OVO, Lacy
Speaker 1: and I thank you OVO. You're Minnesota Twins.
Speaker 6: Putting Byron Buxton on the injured list, he will not
Speaker 6: play in the All Star Game, but the people who
Speaker 6: know better than I do think he will possibly be
Speaker 6: activated the first game back after the break, which is
Speaker 6: a week from Friday.
Speaker 1: Marti, if you're awake and listening, call us and tell
Speaker 1: us if that's true, because you know the inside scoop
Speaker 1: she passed away. Rest in peace, Marny. Man, that's guy's
Speaker 1: just injuries.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he was having he's having an unbelievable one
Speaker 6: of his best Yeah, man, I should know.
Speaker 1: This is somebody who was one of the main characters
Speaker 1: on a major market sports morning show. Is Royce Lewis
Speaker 1: on the team? Yeah, how's he doing? Really? Up and down? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Seeah, he got I mean he got sent down Triple
Speaker 9: A for a second thing. Yeah, but I mean just
Speaker 9: what I mean, Ludacris was here a week or.
Speaker 1: No close.
Speaker 9: Royce Lewis got the game winning right, I mean, the
Speaker 9: Twins did blow a seven zero lead, but still, I
Speaker 9: mean royce Lewis ended up getting the the game winning
Speaker 9: run there. So he's been he's been coming along a
Speaker 9: little bit, but I go for.
Speaker 4: Three last night. He's hitting two fourteen, So.
Speaker 1: Not great. Not great.
Speaker 9: Now, he's just not the savior we thought he was
Speaker 9: going to be for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he for a little bit there. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: seemed like he's going to be the man. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: hasn't quite hit his stride. And by that, I mean
Speaker 1: we haven't traded him to a team so we could win.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the batting title.
Speaker 4: What really matters is.
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to tell you about the snakes anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean you can't, please don't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: think about Okay, I'll tell you what more. A python
Speaker 1: owned by an Australian drug trafficker who ran a meth
Speaker 1: lab got addicted to crystal meth from the fumes and
Speaker 1: absorbs and through the skin. The very aggressive snake was
Speaker 1: put in a wildlife care program running a minimum security
Speaker 1: president Sydney and did recover from its addiction after seven months.
Speaker 1: Congratulations the recovery. Yeah, yeah, you know what. One step
Speaker 1: at a time, brother, One step at a time.
Speaker 9: Meth snakes sounds like straight to Netflix movie that you've
Speaker 9: ever seen.
Speaker 1: I watched the Bear movie where you did cocaine Cocaine Bear, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was pretty funning, pretty good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was pretty Australia is just full of a man.
Speaker 9: It's oh yeah, it is terrifying. And when I was
Speaker 9: walking in the in the mountains, I had to legit
Speaker 9: at one point Google, like, what what do I do
Speaker 9: if if I actually see one, if I get bit
Speaker 9: by one? I have to have the number handy in
Speaker 9: case something happened, because, like I was telling you guys,
Speaker 9: off the air, I saw the sign that said snake habitat.
Speaker 1: I'm in their crib dog.
Speaker 4: Time to turn around.
Speaker 9: Yeah, my legs did the Scooby Doo circles.
Speaker 1: I was. I ran so fast. You don't wear the
Speaker 1: wrong color in the wrong neighborhood, you know, right? And
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing? Get going? Yeah?
Speaker 1: According to our guy Tom Pelacero.
Speaker 6: The NFL's free agency negotiation window opens March ninth, of
Speaker 6: twenty twenty seven. The reason that's significant is because it's
Speaker 6: one day after the twenty twenty seven Combine. According to him,
Speaker 6: it's the first time in years there isn't a one
Speaker 6: week gap in between. So this in this offseason, they'll
Speaker 6: roll right from the combine right into free agentcy.
Speaker 4: So there's that if you're into that.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened last night Texas A
Speaker 1: and m oh yeah, only four and three, not a
Speaker 1: great season. Alex is a rookie linebacker, you know, doing
Speaker 1: his best freshman vision. Thank you, thank you, and he's
Speaker 1: ascended now finally to starter. Yeah, and the undefeated Tennessee
Speaker 1: volunteers came to Texas. Let me tell you, I'm so
Speaker 1: proud Alex. He played his best game. We whipped the
Speaker 1: number two team in the nation. I think it was
Speaker 1: a coming out party for my young thirty one year old. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But he has eligibility, of course. Yeah, and he played great.
Speaker 1: He had five assistant tackles and three solo tackles in
Speaker 1: one sack for safety as a as a as a
Speaker 1: linebacker for the Aggies and things are looking up for him,
Speaker 1: and he's now projected to be a second round draft pick.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you this, do you go cowboy on it?
Speaker 6: Do you actually run the player? Do you just follow
Speaker 6: the ball carrier?
Speaker 1: No? I mean, I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4: A cowboy means you just you do your own thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, it depends. I'm not great. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: How tall is he in the game. He's six y four, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's two fifty five, and he's I did make
Speaker 1: him a tad too slow. I must admit. I apologize.
Speaker 1: I made him so slow that he just can't cover
Speaker 1: a tight end of the backfield. But we're going to
Speaker 1: work on it. But you know what I have a
Speaker 1: hard time with, And maybe I'm not alone in this,
Speaker 1: but my left thumb is I'm gonna say, no, you
Speaker 1: can't say that. It just doesn't work. Right, left thumb?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? The little tiny joystick? Right? You have PlayStation? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the little tiny joystick you know you have? Right, and
Speaker 1: a left tiny joystick on the controller, and the left
Speaker 1: one controls the direction of the players going. And sometimes
Speaker 1: my left thumb. I'm gonna write a movie about it
Speaker 1: and have Daniel d. Lewis Star. My left thumb won't
Speaker 1: cooperate and I get so mad. And guess who threw
Speaker 1: his controller last night?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1: There's you have.
Speaker 4: A lot I've broken.
Speaker 9: There's something when you do that, when you have to
Speaker 9: do the pump fake.
Speaker 4: The controllers cost too much these days.
Speaker 1: But if my dad's listening, I'm working on you're working
Speaker 1: on a yeah, and we're proud of you. But you
Speaker 1: have to do these practices.
Speaker 4: When you just take that thing and you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, those things are probably one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I bet they're eighty bucks. I think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the satisfaction.
Speaker 4: But the second you let go of it and it
Speaker 4: isn't broken, you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh good, good, dude, there's a there's a drill
Speaker 1: you got to do as a linebacker. Drive and that's
Speaker 1: how you got it. That's how you got to keep
Speaker 1: you in your starting spot. You have to when the
Speaker 1: play starts. This is just practice. You have to have
Speaker 1: your guy turned left over and penetrate a circle and
Speaker 1: then come back and make the tackle on the ball carrier. Right. No, no,
Speaker 1: I needed to after this got you couldn't. I would
Speaker 1: turn my player left and my stupid thumb couldn't turn.
Speaker 1: I wanted to break my own thumb. I had to
Speaker 1: come in here this morning and my thumb and you
Speaker 1: guys have been like you've been playing in double again.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get it to happen. And it was his
Speaker 1: baddest punching my my Horsey and Red deveryd. I finally
Speaker 1: just was like, I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Nobody in the house but me and my cat. My
Speaker 1: cat wanted to say it. Yeah, your cat, your cat
Speaker 1: has it's a great game. Yeah it is. Yes, I
Speaker 1: got to figure out how to be better with my
Speaker 1: left thumb, That's what she said. Work it out, honestly, though,
Speaker 1: how he's six, he is, He's a huge, huge, and
Speaker 1: I don't freshman.
Speaker 6: I have small hands. So I played the big chunky
Speaker 6: Xbox controller.
Speaker 4: I like that controller better.
Speaker 1: It does not have little time joys. It does.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I like that controller better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder if I can get a different controller,
Speaker 1: because I have the hardest time controlling that guy. So
Speaker 1: you go the wrong way in a drill, or you
Speaker 1: punch your horse at the hardest time with this thumb
Speaker 1: of mine, I'll tell you it's this thumb. Look at it.
Speaker 1: It's a little there, it's a little y. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the worst part of my body and I have
Speaker 1: a terrible PI. My boot was even all right, we'll
Speaker 1: break and come back. This more really matters. This a
Speaker 1: little bit from the one eight hundred ASK Gary Traffic
Speaker 1: Center this week