WEBVTT - 8am Hour - I'll Take A Martini 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.679 But right now on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show, 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.760 it is, oh, I know we're doing We're doing something different. 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:07.360 We're gonna try doing this and see if we can 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.240 come up with one every day. It is your daily 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.440 social media video. I saw this the other day and 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:13.760 I said, we gotta do this and see if we 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:15.520 can come up with one every day. There was one 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.800 the other day where it was mister Rogers talking about 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:20.000 a shart. Yeah, I still have the mister Rogers shark 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:21.279 clip anywhere. I don't think I do. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:22.520 That's okay. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.599 So it's mister Rogers AI going you ever go to 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:29.240 let out a little toot and a little poop comes out, 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.440 that's called a shart. And it was like it was 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:33.879 totally AI, but it made us laugh. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.400 It was funny. So this one is a woman sitting 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:37.800 in her car. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.800 She's probably thirty years old, and she's doing an impression. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.680 Listen to her impression. I thought it was funny. Here 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:43.919 we go. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:44.559 This is my. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.320 Impression of a girl who has a crush on a 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:47.400 guy named Brian. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.120 Brian. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:01:00.520 Brian Brian's true, though, that is so true. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.560 It's like, oh my god, Brian, Nah. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.920 He push his shoulder a little bit as you're saying, 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.880 and like, Ryan, stop. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.280 I love that one. So that one send a dm 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.440 it to is Dave Ryan show. Uh if there's one 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.000 that we can play the social media clip of the 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.960 day right now, it is your friend vaunt about to 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:23.520 stir the pot, vauant, what's on your mind today? 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.360 I think it's a little lame if you have a 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.160 Instagram page for your pet. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.039 Looking at it, you Dave Ryan, Dave has two, You 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.440 have two. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:37.120 I've got our cat, Roger and the Bernie tails t A. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.240 I l s. So I think it's a little lame. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.880 More followers than you do. They probably do. But how 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.200 often are you posting on there? 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:44.440 You know? 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:46.200 When I remember me? 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.760 Yes, Roger, I'm not a big fan of Rogers, so 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.120 maybe once every six months. But Bernie, he's my boy, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:52.200 maybe once a week or so. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.680 Oh are you Rogers social media manager? I assume Susan 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.280 did Rogers account. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.480 No, mostly me on his social media manage? 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.520 Yeah, okay, yeah that. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.440 And then I know that there's some like influencers that 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.960 have pages for their kids who clearly are not of 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.080 Instagram age. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:12.200 It's just like, why you don't they don't need that? Yeah? 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.040 I do follow a handful of influencers who then had 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.760 children and then created an Instagram page for their kid. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.680 It just seems likely, at least in the kids. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:24.079 The kids, Yeah, self interest and also just you're trying 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.560 to make more money off of your kid because you 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.960 want to get them verified, get them all these followers, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.160 et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, and then with a puppy 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.080 or any pet. It just is odd to me because 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:33.600 clearly they're not posting these things. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:37.400 But what if okay, mmm, yes, but like what if 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:41.520 the dog itself, like is the influencer part of like 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.920 your little family union. So it's not like if my 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.360 name is you know, Ashley, and I have a Golden 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.680 Retriever who's so cute and me, Ashley, I don't have 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:54.359 an Instagram like following, but my dog has like five 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.679 hundred thousand followers. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:56.760 Is that okay? 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:57.000 Why? 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.360 Why is its content? Like I'm creating content of my dog, 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.400 post it on your own Instagram? But what if that 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.640 is the like, that's all the content I have is 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.600 just dog content? Why can't he just have his own 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.160 I'm thinking of Tucker, that really cute Golden retriever that 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:12.560 always gets posted everywhere. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.320 You would know him if you saw him. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.960 Maybe has his own Instagram page and it's just his 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.760 Instagram page, but obviously his mom runs it. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:21.960 He doesn't have a postable thumb. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.440 No, he does not know it. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.400 Would it be funny if Bailey got an Instagram for 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.080 her cat cap. Oh I would, Oh I would, and 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.600 it got more followers than Bailey because Bailey's always, like, 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.160 you know, clamoring for followers on air. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.040 Please follow me Bailey on air, Go follow me at 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:36.720 vant leak. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.000 I just posted the most adorable photo of our dog 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.120 Ava in a Halloween costume. Not gonna make her on Instagram, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.920 but you are going to be very, very convinced to 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.560 follow me after the fact that I just watched. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.080 In one year, you'll have an Instagram for you the 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.160 amount that you guys dress that dog up. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.680 Look up the picture. Go look at picture right now. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.720 You are going to okay, well, you are going to 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.280 eventually start an Instagram, and I think you should because honestly, 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.840 you could capitalize on her cuteness. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:01.800 I think Ava is the cutest dog in the world. 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.920 Sorry to other dogs. Ava's bar Nune. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.720 Speaking of dogs, I think Bernie looks like a Muppet. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.560 I told I told Dave that yesterday, and I think 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.400 he looks like a muppet because his legs are like 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.160 longer than his whole body, it seems, yep. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.440 And he has his. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:20.080 Little ears just look like Rolf's ears. And he's the 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.120 dog that plays the piano. So I think he looks 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.760 like a muppet. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.120 Okay, hold on, you can go ahead, well if you 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.400 if you go to my instagram right now. In my stories, 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.000 remember how windy it was yesterday. Yeah, so Bernie and 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.960 Roger are both looking out the window. They're very concerned 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:35.640 about the wind, and you can see the trees whipping 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.440 around in the background. And Roger is at one window 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.640 and Bernie's at another, and they're both just watching this, 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:41.960 going are we gonna be? 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:42.360 Okay? 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.560 They're like, everybody, shush, my program is on. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.119 Yeah, what's wrong, Jenny? 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.040 I was gonna say, your photo of Ava adorable? Did 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.239 you photoshop that background? 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.480 Oh? Here's the thing. Go look at the picture on 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.840 my Instagram. League v O N T l e a K. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.200 Everything in this photo is one hundred percent real, minus 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.840 the tree back drop, I AI that is, but the 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:06.120 blanket and the props. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.280 That's all the doing of my beautiful girlfriend Alyssa. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.840 This dog is going to have her own Instagram accounts. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.680 Yeah, she looks adorable. 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:18.839 She's in a prisoner costume, a prisoner outfit. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:20.800 Do you still tell her to go to jail when 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:21.400 she's Yeah. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.080 I did a video a couple of months ago where 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.400 I was like a a prison and then she goes 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.640 into her cage. We haven't been doing that just because 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.360 I don't know, We just haven't, but I think it'd 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.080 be the best video. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.640 Yeah. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.039 I don't want to traumatize my puppy four years. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:38.040 We don't want to traumatize her. But yeah, Sponstar's the pot. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.200 Don't make an Instagram for your puppy, or for your pet, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.040 or for your kid if you want them to be ten. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.839 I'm more interested in the Bernie Tales than the Dave 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:51.800 Ryan katiewb Instagram account personally. Wh what I love when 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.239 I see a new post from Bernie? 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:55.680 You got your notifications on for him? 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:56.479 Yeah? 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.880 The little bell he's got, he's doing pretty well. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.640 He's got this seven hundred ninety eight followers. I haven't 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.520 posted in a while, so I exactly something. Yeah, forget 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.479 one of my favorites is it is the third video 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:11.240 in Bernie is watching the phone as I'm facetiming with Susan, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.720 and he is listening and he's cocking his head back 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.880 and forth to the side as he hears Dad's voice. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.479 So anyway, go check that out. All right, it is 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.360 KTWB Sabrina Carpenter tickets right now here we go. Here 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.919 comes your keyword. 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I didn't see it, but did she 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:29.880 perform in any skits or anything. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.760 She did a bunch of different skits. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.400 She did the Domingo skit, which she did last year 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.680 when she was host, and they did another one of that, 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.440 and then she performed Manchild and one of. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.160 Her other songs on her album Nobody. Yeah. And I 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.160 just think, like you said, she's a perfect pop star. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:44.920 She gets it. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:46.600 So we're gonna send you to see her so you 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.480 can see her in person. We got seats for you 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.640 to go see her in Los Angeles. We're gonna get 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.800 you the airfare in the hotel and all you gotta 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.760 do is open up that iHeartRadio app and we'll tell 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.280 you what the keyword is coming up in less than 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.040 ten minutes. But we're gonna do you can't make this 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:03.200 stuff up. First, ten things that were normal thirty years ago, 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.720 but they're a luxury now. For example, leg room on 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.680 an airplane and meals on a domestic flight. So you 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.640 get onto the airplane now, first of all, your knees 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:14.160 are up in your chin, and then they come by 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.120 with a tiny little bag of sun chips. I don't 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:21.680 want a tiny bag of sun chips. I want chicken parmesan. 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.040 That's what I want. They don't have it anymore. These 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.360 are ten things that used to be normal thirty years ago, 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.800 but they're a luxury now, and we'll cover them next 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:35.240 on KDWB. Hey got a keyword for you to fly 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.200 off to Los Angeles. We do the keyword every thirty 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.800 minutes every day, and you can win this trip if 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.719 you go to the iHeartRadio app, open it up and 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.240 then just use that talkback feature the red microphone and 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.720 the tap it. It'll start recording you say. The keyword 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:53.160 is espresso. And it's as simple as that. The keyword 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.920 is espresso, and it changes every thirty minutes. So every 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.840 time we do it, you have another chance to win 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.520 that trip. That would be amazing. I'm picturing you. First 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.839 of all, You're gonna probably go to Terminal one. You're 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.079 gonna go through security, TSA. It's gonna be a very 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.360 light day for security that day. You're gonna go to 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.320 one of the bars, the mini bars along there, and 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.280 you're gonna have what cocktail are you gonna have at 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:16.559 the bar while youre getting ready for flight? 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.439 Jenny, You know what I like is a dirty martini, 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.560 and it's probably the only time I'm ever gonna have 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.439 it is at the airport waiting for a flight, like 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:24.680 a rail Yeah. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.199 I don't know, it's like I feel bougie. I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.360 I'll take a dirty martini. I'll take a martial. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.320 She's wearing a little like flight attendant costume from like 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:34.440 nineteen fifty five. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:35.320 I'll take a mind. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.480 Then you get on the airplane and then they go, 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.120 oh my gosh, yes, miss Lutenberger, we'd like to upgrade 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.880 you to first class. So you're gonna sit up next. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.439 You sit up next to Derek Jeter, of all people, 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.000 and Derek Jeter, I mean, you know, he's a little 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.120 bit old for you, but he's still handsome and he's 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.040 got his hand on your leg the entire time. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.920 I would Yeah, I would be so into it. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.200 I don't know that they would actually like once they 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.040 put me in first class, they probably put me back 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.880 to basic economy because they're like, this Roman can't be here. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:02.360 I'm asking where the peanuts are? 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.000 Yeah, constantly like another one, another one. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.400 You're pushing your chair back, pushing it forward, pushing it back, 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:09.320 pushing it forward. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.360 To Derek Jeters pushing him. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.520 So Derek Jeter is pushing himself up against the wall 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.240 like huh, and he's ringing the flight attendant call button. Anyway, 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.600 I'm getting off course here, but I'm trying to get 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:18.120 your attention. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.080 So you'll play this game. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.959 Go open the iHeartRadio app and then just say the 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.560 keyword is espressown if you haven't done it before, and 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.000 you go, I'm never gonna win anything. That's what everybody 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.240 thinks until they win. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.480 So go do that. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.319 Remember it's a trip to La Sunny Warm, Los Angeles 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.439 to see Sabrina Carpenter. All right here, things speaking of airplanes, 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:43.120 things that used to be like, you know, normal and whatever, 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.320 thirty years ago, but now you can't find them anymore. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.720 And I've got a list here for you. One of 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:52.160 them is it used to be like normal thirty years ago, 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.520 but a luxury now. For example, leg room on a 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.120 flight and a meal on a flight. They used to 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.480 give you like years ago, like a real meal on 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.679 a flight, like even if you were back in economy, 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.840 you got a meal. Then they bumped it back to 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.480 like a sandwich in a little box. Remember the boxes 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.719 they'd give you a little sandwich, low cookie, whatever. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.400 Like the type of box that you get on a 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:12.959 field trip. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:14.840 Kind of Yeah, I've. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.360 Never been on a field trip where I got one, but. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.240 Yeah, it's like, yeah, it is like that because I 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.840 get the sandwich and the apple and the. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.440 Foldable like a McDonald's Happy Meal box, the ones back 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:22.600 in the. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.320 Day like that. Yeah, okay, gotcha. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:24.800 Uh. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.000 Here are other things. Ten things that were normal thirty 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:31.120 years ago but are a luxury now. Calling a company 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.199 and getting a person on the other end of the phone. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.240 I'll be honest with you, I think even when you 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.760 call KTWB, I don't know that anybody answers the phone. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:42.600 I really don't. I don't call the radio station because 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.000 if I need to get hold of like Emily or 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.000 Eric or Rich, I just call their cell phone. 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:47.800 Yeah you know what I mean. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.360 Another one concert tickets. Technology has made a lot of 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.920 things better and more accessible, but its effect on concert tickets, 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:57.720 it's definitely not one of them. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.760 Concert ticketing is a nightmare. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.800 It's like you got to download the apps at the 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.160 Paul McCartney show on Friday at us Bank Stadium and 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.920 there were some older people, probably seventy eighty at the 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:13.160 box office and they were trying to download the ticket 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.199 Master app because there are no hard printed tickets anymore, 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.240 I don't think, so you got to get them on 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.280 your phone and if you don't have the app, then 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.000 you got to do that. And watching eighty year old 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.760 people try to download and figure out the app was 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.760 both comical and saddening. 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:27.839 At the same time. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.520 Yes, I feel like if you go to the box 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.760 office they should have a way to print your tickets 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.960 because you do have to jump through a lot of 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.120 hoops to get concert tickets now, Like how many apps 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:38.880 you have to download? 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:39.440 And what if? 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.520 I mean my. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.400 Grandpa had a phone and it was a flip phone. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.040 He didn't have a smartphone. H So, like, where are 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.679 you supposed to get these tickets? 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:47.520 Right? 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:48.240 Come on? 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.480 Another one that used to be around that is now 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:54.119 a luxury good quality fabric and clothing, and similarly household 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:57.480 products that don't break whenin the first few years of use. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:01.720 That's the Ikea factor. Isn't that Like Ikea furniture breaks 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.520 or goes out of style or whatever. Yeah, in the 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.800 first three or four years. Is that true about Ikea. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.320 I've never set foot in an Ikea. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.720 I would disagree with that, because I still have Ikia 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.520 furniture to this day that I've had for years. It's 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.520 just a matter of it's very difficult to put together 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.320 and it's not as high quality as you know, your 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.840 restoration hardware that'sfee is so bougie. 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.480 Yeah, And I feel like that about you know, fast fashion. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:28.319 They use cheap materials to make things quickly versus something 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.440 that isn't you know, like constructed in a good way 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:34.000 with quality fabrics that's going to cost way more money 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.440 but last a whole lot longer. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.520 Other things that were normal thirty years ago but they're 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:45.400 a luxury now. Privacy think about this one. You can't 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.920 go walking around downtown Minneapolis and being stupid and like, 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.960 you know, taking your pants off just for fun without 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.319 somebody recording you and then going look at Dave Ryan 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.080 you've got pants off on nickeltt mall. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.240 You know what I mean. There's no privacy anymore. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.000 I think about that with all the like ring cameras 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.960 that people have, Like, you can't even if I'm in 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.720 the middle of the woods. I'm like, what if I 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.240 flashed the lake right now? No, because somebody probably has 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.400 a camera somewhere, so I can't even do that. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:12.520 I'm sorry about that. 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.359 It's hard to get It is difficult. 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:15.360 It's tough being new. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:15.880 Thank you. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.599 Finally, this was normal thirty years ago, but it's a 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:22.040 luxury now. Ads were only on TV, in the newspaper, 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:28.160 on the radio. Now there are ads everywhere, YouTube, streaming, Instagram, websites, 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:32.960 social media, Amazon. But and then I'll give it. I'll 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.320 take it one more. If you go to any baseball games, 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:41.400 soccer game, football game, everywhere you look is an ad. 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.720 There's an ad for coals up on the billboard. There's 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.720 an ad for cub over here, there's an ad for 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:50.120 bud Light over here. Everywhere you look. You watch TV, 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.200 the score at the bottom is brought to you by 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:52.880 State Farm. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.720 There are ads everywhere. It's good. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.160 I mean, if you are a business trying to get 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.800 advertising right because of that. Now it's so accessible, but 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:04.600 it's just like, Lord, it's distracting me as a consumer 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:08.120 from said YouTube video, said baseball game and YouTube. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.760 I just said this to you. Guys's off the air. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.520 Uh you have to watch an AD to get through 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.360 to another AD before you can watch the video. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:20.320 Yeah, I remember back in my day now, yeah, all. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.360 Right, and that is you can't make this stuff up. 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.840 We are gonna be back with Dave's Dirt. We had 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:29.160 a lot of stuff to cover. Taylor Swift. Is it 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.240 Janelle Money? Yes, Janelle Mone is in the dirt because 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:35.000 she did something and said something that is like you 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:35.600 kidding me? 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:36.840 You kidding me? 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.440 Really, she claims to have done something and it's probably 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.320 my favorite story of the day. We got a lot 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.000 more coming up on Dave's Dirt, and we'll give you 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.000 boo Bash tickets. How about right now during the break, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:47.800 we'll give you some boot Bash tickets. Love to get 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.360 you out to boot Bash. I think I figured out 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.880 my costume. I've ordered the parts for it. There's a 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.920 tiny bit of me that it won't go off the 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.080 way I thought it would. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.640 But you know what I like to do roll the dice. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.440 Is it top goal, like is it you know how 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.920 like Wicked or K pop Demon Hunters topical right now? 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.240 No, it's timeless. It's timeless. O. I want to know 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:08.160 what it is, but. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.160 I will tell you I will be the only one there. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.880 What are you gonna be for Boo Bash? You got 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.520 to come up with something because the party is a 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.480 week from tomorrow night. If you want to go, got 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.000 to be at least twenty one years old. You can 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.720 win the what are the categories, Jenny? For the different kinds? 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:25.480 Yeah, so we'll do best duo or group, sexiest, and 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:29.760 then best overall. So I think, well, Bailly and I 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.760 will be able to enter the duo group and I 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:32.720 hope everyone votes for us. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.280 We're gonna win. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.840 And then I can tell you right now, I can't 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:36.920 win any of them, Dave. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.840 Would you would yours fall under into a sexy. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:41.240