WEBVTT - Calling Him The Wrong Name  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever called somebody by the wrong name and

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<v Speaker 2>you had been doing it for a good period of time.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened to me on Friday. It's Mojo from Mojo

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<v Speaker 2>the hits, they just keep on coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I ran into a guy that I've known for

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<v Speaker 2>at least three years. I was trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>like when it was that I met him for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. It's been maybe three years, possibly even longer.

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<v Speaker 2>And saw him over the weekend at a big event

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<v Speaker 2>that we were doing. We had a cool event with

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<v Speaker 2>a whole bunch of people getting together, a little charity

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<v Speaker 2>thing on Friday, and walked right up to him because

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<v Speaker 2>I saw him right away. We made eye contact, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was so excited to see him, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, hey, it's good to see. How's everything been going,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, how's the family, what's been going going on

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<v Speaker 2>with you, and uh, you know, blah blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>and uh and he said I'm good And I said, well, listen, Cole,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get going.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to go do a stage announcement. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you laughing at this? Cole? This is how how you said?

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<v Speaker 2>It was just so easy, Like he just was just like, yeah, hey, Cole,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Said to him.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, Hey, by the way, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>just to let you know, I go. What's that? He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>My name is actually Colton?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with Coldon?

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<v Speaker 2>I was calling him Cole and his real name is

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<v Speaker 2>Colton for more than three years. I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>were okay and he never No, I called him Cole.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Cole and Colton are not the same name. That's okay, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not. That's that's literally.

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<v Speaker 1>The same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, your name is Tom and Thomas, okay, the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing as cold.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like if your name was Cavendrius and

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<v Speaker 2>I called you Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that inane, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Kevin and you said keV. That's the same as

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<v Speaker 3>Colton and Cole. No, this is not it's not the

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<v Speaker 3>short he's put in his ass. How do you get convenurious?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen? First time, long time for Covender.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was calling him for I was calling him

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong name for this long of a time, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was in there going why would.

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<v Speaker 3>You not correct me a year and a half, two

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<v Speaker 3>three years ago? You know?

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<v Speaker 4>I know, dude, you know this from you who called

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<v Speaker 4>you well, same thing with ma Sean. But I just

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<v Speaker 4>had the same thing happened to me this weekend. Went

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<v Speaker 4>to Vinyl Fest at Eastern Market, right, and there's this

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<v Speaker 4>guy I see probably once a month, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>what's I'm not going to say his name, but he

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<v Speaker 4>says to me he's with his wife. He's like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, I haven't seen you in so long. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, that's weird. And he's introduced me to his wife.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, this is Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a whole family.

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<v Speaker 4>His wife is super great.

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<v Speaker 1>I am, yeah, I needed.

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<v Speaker 4>He thought you were completely the wrong person in person.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, dude, I just saw you last week. How

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<v Speaker 4>do you not want Why did you put your hands?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want him to see that I didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>a race.

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<v Speaker 2>Zach by the way he's at Vinyl Fest. Guarantee that

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<v Speaker 2>guy's high.

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon, what's going on? How are you? God?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I am so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed because you know, at

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<v Speaker 2>least say something to me. That's why Chelsea always gets

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<v Speaker 2>mad at me when I call everybody buddy, Hey, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll are you buddy because I don't know names that

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<v Speaker 2>will what's happening?

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<v Speaker 5>Mine's like, mine is the opposite. I worked in healthcare

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<v Speaker 5>and my name is Shannon. I had an elderly patient

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<v Speaker 5>who was hard of hearing, and I let him call

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<v Speaker 5>me Janet.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why did you go fifteen years on that?

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<v Speaker 5>Because he I tried correcting him once or twice, and

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<v Speaker 5>every time he called he just asked for Janet, and

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<v Speaker 5>everyone in the office knew that he was asking for

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<v Speaker 5>actually Shannon. His daughter fun day was like, who is Janet?

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<v Speaker 5>And he pointed to me and said she's right here,

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<v Speaker 5>and she is like, no, Dad, her name is Shannon.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's like, you never corrected me, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>I did, but you didn't hear me, so I just.

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<v Speaker 4>Left it alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>That's see. That's the thing. You guys who are getting

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<v Speaker 2>called the wrong names. It's not going to be bad

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<v Speaker 2>for you to just go hey, by the way, or

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<v Speaker 2>or you know, subtly say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't if it's an elder in the old folks,

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<v Speaker 1>all let it ride. Really, he's been through.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that why you felt that way was.

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<v Speaker 5>The nicest guy ever?

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<v Speaker 1>He'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, first time, you're the best. Take care of yourself. Appreciated, Jacqueline,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it when people call me Jackie and my

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<v Speaker 3>name is Jacqueline.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is is that people people want

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<v Speaker 2>to feel like they know you and they're friends with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you know, like that's why a lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>when they call my name, when.

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<v Speaker 4>They say Jackie, I just ignore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, you're not a first time long time? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Good?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to say uh no, I I could

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<v Speaker 2>see where you get, you know, upset by that, especially

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<v Speaker 2>if you know a Jackie and that Jackie is not

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<v Speaker 2>somebody that you like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably what the thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Is with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I be honest with you, I'm a little lazy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's too many syllables.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Jacquelin, jack Olin, Jackie. I just say Jackie,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Text her hair says to keV that Colt is short

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<v Speaker 2>for Colton, not Coal, and that you're completely wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>If you getting off on one letter, you can go

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<v Speaker 3>to hill.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody ever had the person that you were on

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<v Speaker 2>a date with, because there's so much dating that goes on,

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<v Speaker 2>call you the wrong name throughout the date or even longer.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Mala, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Since kindergarten, my name has always been pronounced wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's spelt m a y La, and I've been called Mayla, Marla, Miley, Milo.

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<v Speaker 3>The list goes on as a kindergartener, as a kindergartener, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I was angry, angry, the little kindergartener.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's just like it's it's Mala. But that's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty name.

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<v Speaker 2>Just deal with it right After a while, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to get too angry over what's up, Carissa?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Good morning? Hi? So my name is Carissa, obviously.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm a coworker that calls me Clarissa with an

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<v Speaker 4>L and.

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<v Speaker 1>I've corrected her.

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<v Speaker 5>I've corrected her.

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<v Speaker 4>So many times and now i just am like whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll respond.

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<v Speaker 1>To it, but she goes back and forth now between

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<v Speaker 1>Carissa and Clarissa. Do you think she does it on purpose? Though? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't. I just think that her mind is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Elsewhere, because I wonder sometimes when people do that, if

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing it on purpose, just as a way to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like mess with you a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, if you've corrected her several times, she's

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<v Speaker 3>doing it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's probably something. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>Call her up Selma, We're gonna call her bitch, right?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Katie?

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<v Speaker 3>High?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Mojo in the morning? H Katie?

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<v Speaker 2>Or did I say I thought for a second there,

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<v Speaker 2>I said your name wrong? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Monday morning?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing good? We're talking about my buddy. Uh and

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<v Speaker 2>now I don't even know what his name is. Uh, Colton,

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about Colton.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>So I was a assistant manager of a of a

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<v Speaker 6>place and we had hired a girl named Sasha s

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<v Speaker 6>A s A h A was what she applied on

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<v Speaker 6>her application. And after three months she decided that the

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<v Speaker 6>job wasn't for her, and it was kind of data typical,

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<v Speaker 6>this isn't working out, And by the way, my name.

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<v Speaker 7>Is Sasha out us until she just decided no, this

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<v Speaker 7>isn't for me.

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<v Speaker 6>So now I'm going to just be upfront and say, look.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're firing her, tell her you'll learn her name.

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<v Speaker 1>That will be the time that you do it for me.

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<v Speaker 6>And now let's voluntarily.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's going on? Letitia? Is that with us right now?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>You told me have to take the she out of it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is?

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<v Speaker 2>Let do you have guys that have hard time understanding

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<v Speaker 2>how to say that?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, they called me Latitia and.

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<v Speaker 3>I just do not rock with that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you rough? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>All ahead, chum off, you know what's funny? No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to do it in a sexy way. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>take care of yourself. We we love you. Take and

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, a texture here that said mojo, you're

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely right. Met a guy on a date was calling

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<v Speaker 2>him Tom the entire time. His name was Tim.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I am with these two in our office.

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<v Speaker 1>Where were you saying? Lydia? In my head, I was

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<v Speaker 1>telling you to take Elizabeth? Elizabeth? Elizabeth? What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi? My mom? Well? First time on time?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey on the.

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<v Speaker 5>Pot my mom word associate.

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<v Speaker 1>Certain things to remember things, and she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was calling a woman that's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Was down or fawn.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, f a w n Bambi for an entire

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<v Speaker 2>Sport that's totally different that that that's off the table

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<v Speaker 2>than the good day bye