Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Have you ever called somebody by the wrong name and
Speaker 2: you had been doing it for a good period of time.
Speaker 2: This happened to me on Friday. It's Mojo from Mojo
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Speaker 2: the hits, they just keep on coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I ran into a guy that I've known for
Speaker 2: at least three years. I was trying to figure out
Speaker 2: like when it was that I met him for the
Speaker 2: first time. It's been maybe three years, possibly even longer.
Speaker 2: And saw him over the weekend at a big event
Speaker 2: that we were doing. We had a cool event with
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of people getting together, a little charity
Speaker 2: thing on Friday, and walked right up to him because
Speaker 2: I saw him right away. We made eye contact, and
Speaker 2: I was so excited to see him, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, hey, it's good to see. How's everything been going,
Speaker 2: you know, how's the family, what's been going going on
Speaker 2: with you, and uh, you know, blah blah blah blah
Speaker 2: and uh and he said I'm good And I said, well, listen, Cole,
Speaker 2: I gotta get going.
Speaker 1: I got to go do a stage announcement. Why are
Speaker 1: you laughing at this? Cole? This is how how you said?
Speaker 2: It was just so easy, Like he just was just like, yeah, hey, Cole,
Speaker 2: let's go, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Said to him.
Speaker 2: He goes, Hey, by the way, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: just to let you know, I go. What's that? He goes,
Speaker 2: My name is actually Colton?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with Coldon?
Speaker 2: I was calling him Cole and his real name is
Speaker 2: Colton for more than three years. I feel like you
Speaker 2: were okay and he never No, I called him Cole.
Speaker 2: It's Cole and Colton are not the same name. That's okay, No,
Speaker 2: it's not. That's that's literally.
Speaker 1: The same thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, your name is Tom and Thomas, okay, the
Speaker 3: same thing as cold.
Speaker 2: It would be like if your name was Cavendrius and
Speaker 2: I called you Kevin.
Speaker 3: I don't know that inane, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It's Kevin and you said keV. That's the same as
Speaker 3: Colton and Cole. No, this is not it's not the
Speaker 3: short he's put in his ass. How do you get convenurious?
Speaker 1: Listen? First time, long time for Covender.
Speaker 2: But I was calling him for I was calling him
Speaker 2: the wrong name for this long of a time, and
Speaker 2: I was in there going why would.
Speaker 3: You not correct me a year and a half, two
Speaker 3: three years ago? You know?
Speaker 4: I know, dude, you know this from you who called
Speaker 4: you well, same thing with ma Sean. But I just
Speaker 4: had the same thing happened to me this weekend. Went
Speaker 4: to Vinyl Fest at Eastern Market, right, and there's this
Speaker 4: guy I see probably once a month, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's I'm not going to say his name, but he
Speaker 4: says to me he's with his wife. He's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I haven't seen you in so long. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's weird. And he's introduced me to his wife.
Speaker 4: He's like, this is Jason.
Speaker 1: He has a whole family.
Speaker 4: His wife is super great.
Speaker 1: I am, yeah, I needed.
Speaker 4: He thought you were completely the wrong person in person.
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, I just saw you last week. How
Speaker 4: do you not want Why did you put your hands?
Speaker 4: I don't want him to see that I didn't have
Speaker 4: a race.
Speaker 2: Zach by the way he's at Vinyl Fest. Guarantee that
Speaker 2: guy's high.
Speaker 1: Shannon, what's going on? How are you? God?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: I am so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed because you know, at
Speaker 2: least say something to me. That's why Chelsea always gets
Speaker 2: mad at me when I call everybody buddy, Hey, buddy,
Speaker 2: I'll are you buddy because I don't know names that
Speaker 2: will what's happening?
Speaker 5: Mine's like, mine is the opposite. I worked in healthcare
Speaker 5: and my name is Shannon. I had an elderly patient
Speaker 5: who was hard of hearing, and I let him call
Speaker 5: me Janet.
Speaker 1: Wait, why did you go fifteen years on that?
Speaker 5: Because he I tried correcting him once or twice, and
Speaker 5: every time he called he just asked for Janet, and
Speaker 5: everyone in the office knew that he was asking for
Speaker 5: actually Shannon. His daughter fun day was like, who is Janet?
Speaker 5: And he pointed to me and said she's right here,
Speaker 5: and she is like, no, Dad, her name is Shannon.
Speaker 5: And he's like, you never corrected me, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I did, but you didn't hear me, so I just.
Speaker 4: Left it alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's see. That's the thing. You guys who are getting
Speaker 2: called the wrong names. It's not going to be bad
Speaker 2: for you to just go hey, by the way, or
Speaker 2: or you know, subtly say it.
Speaker 1: I don't if it's an elder in the old folks,
Speaker 1: all let it ride. Really, he's been through.
Speaker 2: Is that why you felt that way was.
Speaker 5: The nicest guy ever?
Speaker 1: He'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Also, first time, you're the best. Take care of yourself. Appreciated, Jacqueline,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Hi? Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: I hate it when people call me Jackie and my
Speaker 3: name is Jacqueline.
Speaker 2: You know what it is is that people people want
Speaker 2: to feel like they know you and they're friends with you.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, like that's why a lot of people
Speaker 3: when they call my name, when.
Speaker 4: They say Jackie, I just ignore.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, you're not a first time long time? Are you?
Speaker 1: Okay? Good?
Speaker 2: You don't want to say uh no, I I could
Speaker 2: see where you get, you know, upset by that, especially
Speaker 2: if you know a Jackie and that Jackie is not
Speaker 2: somebody that you like.
Speaker 1: That's probably what the thing.
Speaker 6: Is with you.
Speaker 4: Can I be honest with you, I'm a little lazy.
Speaker 4: That's too many syllables.
Speaker 1: That is Jacquelin, jack Olin, Jackie. I just say Jackie,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Text her hair says to keV that Colt is short
Speaker 2: for Colton, not Coal, and that you're completely wrong.
Speaker 3: If you getting off on one letter, you can go
Speaker 3: to hill.
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever had the person that you were on
Speaker 2: a date with, because there's so much dating that goes on,
Speaker 2: call you the wrong name throughout the date or even longer.
Speaker 1: What's up, Mala, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: Since kindergarten, my name has always been pronounced wrong.
Speaker 1: It's spelt m a y La, and I've been called Mayla, Marla, Miley, Milo.
Speaker 3: The list goes on as a kindergartener, as a kindergartener, Oh,
Speaker 3: I was angry, angry, the little kindergartener.
Speaker 1: Now it's just like it's it's Mala. But that's okay,
Speaker 1: pretty name.
Speaker 2: Just deal with it right After a while, it's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get too angry over what's up, Carissa?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Good morning? Hi? So my name is Carissa, obviously.
Speaker 4: And I'm a coworker that calls me Clarissa with an
Speaker 4: L and.
Speaker 1: I've corrected her.
Speaker 5: I've corrected her.
Speaker 4: So many times and now i just am like whatever,
Speaker 4: I'll respond.
Speaker 1: To it, but she goes back and forth now between
Speaker 1: Carissa and Clarissa. Do you think she does it on purpose? Though? No,
Speaker 1: I really don't. I just think that her mind is just.
Speaker 2: Elsewhere, because I wonder sometimes when people do that, if
Speaker 2: they're doing it on purpose, just as a way to
Speaker 2: kind of like mess with you a little bit.
Speaker 3: At this point, if you've corrected her several times, she's
Speaker 3: doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's probably something. What's her name?
Speaker 3: Call her up Selma, We're gonna call her bitch, right?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Katie?
Speaker 3: High?
Speaker 1: Is Mojo in the morning? H Katie?
Speaker 2: Or did I say I thought for a second there,
Speaker 2: I said your name wrong? What's going on?
Speaker 6: Monday morning?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're doing good? We're talking about my buddy. Uh and
Speaker 2: now I don't even know what his name is. Uh, Colton,
Speaker 2: We're talking about Colton.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 6: So I was a assistant manager of a of a
Speaker 6: place and we had hired a girl named Sasha s
Speaker 6: A s A h A was what she applied on
Speaker 6: her application. And after three months she decided that the
Speaker 6: job wasn't for her, and it was kind of data typical,
Speaker 6: this isn't working out, And by the way, my name.
Speaker 7: Is Sasha out us until she just decided no, this
Speaker 7: isn't for me.
Speaker 6: So now I'm going to just be upfront and say, look.
Speaker 1: When you're firing her, tell her you'll learn her name.
Speaker 1: That will be the time that you do it for me.
Speaker 6: And now let's voluntarily.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's going on? Letitia? Is that with us right now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You told me have to take the she out of it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: Let do you have guys that have hard time understanding
Speaker 2: how to say that?
Speaker 5: Well, they called me Latitia and.
Speaker 3: I just do not rock with that.
Speaker 1: What do you rough? Okay?
Speaker 2: All ahead, chum off, you know what's funny? No, No,
Speaker 2: you got to do it in a sexy way. Uh,
Speaker 2: take care of yourself. We we love you. Take and
Speaker 2: by the way, a texture here that said mojo, you're
Speaker 2: absolutely right. Met a guy on a date was calling
Speaker 2: him Tom the entire time. His name was Tim.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 3: That's how I am with these two in our office.
Speaker 1: Where were you saying? Lydia? In my head, I was
Speaker 1: telling you to take Elizabeth? Elizabeth? Elizabeth? What's up?
Speaker 3: Hi? My mom? Well? First time on time?
Speaker 1: Hey on the.
Speaker 5: Pot my mom word associate.
Speaker 1: Certain things to remember things, and she.
Speaker 3: Was calling a woman that's name.
Speaker 1: Was down or fawn.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, f a w n Bambi for an entire
Speaker 2: Sport that's totally different that that that's off the table
Speaker 2: than the good day bye