Speaker 1: Hello, and good morning. It's a heat wave outside. It's
Speaker 1: like twenty five degrees outside, so it finally feels good.
Speaker 1: Well good, I mean there's a big difference between you know,
Speaker 1: ten degrees below zero and twenty four. Oh just popped
Speaker 1: up to twenty five.
Speaker 2: My dog like thirty seven by four o'clock, and of
Speaker 2: course I'll be inside bust out the shorts and a
Speaker 2: flip flops.
Speaker 1: Bailey and I were having a discussion about The Muppet
Speaker 1: Show last night and I said I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I said it which it just totally missed the mark.
Speaker 1: And Bailey told me how I was wrong. And then
Speaker 1: you said, you you didn't even see it.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet, but I know that, like
Speaker 2: a lot of common critique on the Muppets, it's like
Speaker 2: this is supposed to be for kids, and this is
Speaker 2: see I just can't believe they said that.
Speaker 1: No, just see, I get the Muppets is not for
Speaker 1: kids anymore. It's that the kids don't really care about
Speaker 1: the Muppets now. They care about Blue and they care
Speaker 1: about you know, like bu what's the pig, Peppa Pig
Speaker 1: and all Miss Rachel and whatever. But it just it
Speaker 1: was like trying to be appealing to kids, but at
Speaker 1: the same time with some adult humor. They made a
Speaker 1: joke about kink, Yeah, Sabrina carp Kermit comes up to
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter and says, well, you know, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a couple of little problems. We have some kinks in
Speaker 1: the show. And she's like, I like kink, and then
Speaker 1: Kermit kind of wrinkled up his face like he does,
Speaker 1: and it was like, that's not that's.
Speaker 3: That's that's Sabrina Carpenter joke.
Speaker 1: It's not funny though, It's just like it just kind
Speaker 1: of felt like, you know, like your your minister making
Speaker 1: a kink joke in the middle of a sermon.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it sounds like a cool guy.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to spend a lot of time
Speaker 1: on the Muppets because we had a lot of other
Speaker 1: things to talk about. But I was just I really
Speaker 1: was so excited to watch it. And I was out
Speaker 1: for a walk with Bernie and I came in. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got ten minutes till the Muppet Show comes on,
Speaker 1: and Susan's like, well, I got to watch the end
Speaker 1: of Prices right first. So we had a busy night last.
Speaker 2: Night on Yeah, it's got a good score on Rotten
Speaker 2: Tomatoes as of right now.
Speaker 3: I saw it had like one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well right now it's at ninety seven percent Tomatometer,
Speaker 2: ninety eight percent popcorn Meter.
Speaker 1: So and it and listen. I had it could have
Speaker 1: just been me. But I just found it cringey.
Speaker 4: How can I watch it? Can I watch it? I
Speaker 4: don't have many streaming I.
Speaker 2: Think it's well, it was not ABC, so it should
Speaker 2: be on Hulu or Disney Plus. Probably I haven't seen
Speaker 2: it yet, but I mean I will. I love the Muppets, honestly,
Speaker 2: they could do anything and I would be like, I'm watching.
Speaker 1: And tell me what you think.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I'm curious what Bibi will say about it.
Speaker 5: I'm frustrated with a company, and not the Muppets. Band
Speaker 5: aid company again, No, again, the saga continues. No, I
Speaker 5: had bad band Aids. I sent in a complaint. They
Speaker 5: told me they'd take care of it. They send me
Speaker 5: a coop and I opened the coupon yesterday. You do
Speaker 5: not want to know what it was. Three dollars off
Speaker 5: a box of pandids. You want to know how much
Speaker 5: my band aid pack. Was that none of the band
Speaker 5: aids work? Anne, that doesn't cover my band aids?
Speaker 1: Bad to another brand, Go to the CVS brand.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not done yet. I am not done with
Speaker 3: band aid.
Speaker 5: I will be making a formal complaint once again today.
Speaker 3: About the complaint about the residence. The complaint yea, yeah,
Speaker 3: what is it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: Why even bother sending me three dollars? You know what
Speaker 7: I'm saying?
Speaker 3: I like, what even is?
Speaker 5: Then they were gonna you specifically in the complain thing.
Speaker 5: They say, tell us what you're complaining about, So you say,
Speaker 5: what kind of box of bandies?
Speaker 4: You got?
Speaker 5: The amount all of that, so they know how much
Speaker 5: I paid for those? How dare they send me three dollars?
Speaker 4: You screwed up? So anyways, that's my complaint.
Speaker 3: Hush, Jenny, Wow, this is happening to you.
Speaker 1: I want to say something positive. I'm wearing green today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are good.
Speaker 3: It's a fact. It wasn't positive, but it was a fact.
Speaker 1: I would say. It's not a green, it's a sea
Speaker 1: foam mint that is very spot on, like a toothpaste.
Speaker 1: It's a toothpaste. But that sounds too ordinary. You're not
Speaker 1: an ordinary guy. Had a sea foam mint, green sea
Speaker 1: foam mint.
Speaker 3: One of those kids toothpaste.
Speaker 7: Is this okay to wear to our holiday party today?
Speaker 3: No? No, I have to dress up a little more.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I underdressed last year and I felt so stupid.
Speaker 2: So now I know I have to dress nice.
Speaker 5: I don't think you were underdress last year. I remember
Speaker 5: you stressing out about it, and I don't think you were.
Speaker 5: I don't think you have to be that fancy for
Speaker 5: our holiday party.
Speaker 7: Right, everybody here knows what you wear on a daily
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 1: I forgot that it's a couple's holiday party, so I
Speaker 1: didn't realize. Susan's like, is it a couple's cup like
Speaker 1: a plus one? I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: She said, you weren't going to tell me they don't
Speaker 1: have to bring her. Well I know that, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to bring her because it's like, you know what
Speaker 1: you're in this too. You get to come down there
Speaker 1: and glad hand the boss just like I do.
Speaker 4: Did you respond with a plus one?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, who cares nos in and she
Speaker 1: doesn't eat much, she'll be fine.
Speaker 5: I respect Emily, who works very hard on so many events.
Speaker 5: And she specifically said, let me know if you're bringing
Speaker 5: a plus one and I said, I will be alone.
Speaker 1: I think I said, yeah, anyway, how are you? It
Speaker 1: is They had some more information about not information, but
Speaker 1: the Savannah Guthrie story. The FBI is. I guess the
Speaker 1: President has said, hey, whatever sources you need. Just a
Speaker 1: horrible thing. I saw her news conference last night and
Speaker 1: she was basically appealing to the kidnappers and saying, it's
Speaker 1: just such such a horrible thing to see somebody say
Speaker 1: we're ready to talk, and it's like if they want
Speaker 1: a ransom or there's conditions for her mom's return to
Speaker 1: look at the camera and say we are ready to talk.
Speaker 1: It's just I hate to see anybody like on their
Speaker 1: knees like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it seems pretty not to be rude, but kind
Speaker 7: of desperate because they're just like, I don't know what
Speaker 7: he used to do.
Speaker 1: Yeahah what it is totally desperate. But this person yesterday,
Speaker 1: there was some suspicion from a bad source apparently that
Speaker 1: it was the son in law, like the mom's the
Speaker 1: Savannah's mom's son in law. Yeah, I heard that, and
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem to have panned out. Ye, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still it's just such a horrible thing. We'll cover
Speaker 1: more of that coming up a little bit later on
Speaker 1: Daily Bailey is coming up in a second. We're gonna
Speaker 1: kind of boost your mood a little bit with a
Speaker 1: Daily Bailey. What are we going to talk about? Bailey?
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about our dream vacations.
Speaker 2: Not like a five day JOHNT but like a long
Speaker 2: ten day exploration vacation.
Speaker 3: So think about your dream vacation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got mine already. We'll do it next on
Speaker 1: Katie wb NTAs for anything, send a text to and
Speaker 1: let's do this.
Speaker 3: Today on the Daily Bailey.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about dream vacations, not just places
Speaker 2: you'd like to visit or maybe see a little bit of,
Speaker 2: but like somewhere you'd want to spend some serious time.
Speaker 3: Okay, how much time are you going to spend that?
Speaker 1: It's going to take probably ten or eleven twelve days
Speaker 1: to get there, to hike up the mountain, come back
Speaker 1: down the mountain, go buy the souvenir T shirt and
Speaker 1: then fly back.
Speaker 3: Okay, where where is it.
Speaker 1: Is in Africa? It is like the highest mountain in Africa.
Speaker 1: You were gone last week Jenny, when I said that
Speaker 1: I'm going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro maybe, yeah, sometime this summer.
Speaker 1: I got a brochure and everything.
Speaker 4: So you get a brochure from.
Speaker 1: Well, I went online. I looked it up and then
Speaker 1: I talked to some people who listened to the show
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, I did it last year, and
Speaker 1: I've been talking back and forth to them. So oh,
Speaker 1: so let's confirm to No. No, I don't have a
Speaker 1: reservation or anything.
Speaker 3: I remember you were saying like you talked to the guy,
Speaker 3: but I didn't know it was like happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so that is my big thing.
Speaker 3: Are there are there like elephants and like lions and drafts.
Speaker 1: Around I think you're thinking of a different part of answer.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of some wildlife, yeah, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think there's elephants in the draft.
Speaker 2: Just I'm thinking of Animal Kingdom at the Disney World. Okay, Jenny, Well.
Speaker 5: I actually was about to say the same thing as Dave,
Speaker 5: because I've looked into doing that too. But I will
Speaker 5: go different and I'll say probably hiking around Patagonia in
Speaker 5: South America.
Speaker 4: I just like it's.
Speaker 3: So so so beautiful.
Speaker 5: If you know the Patagonia logo, the mountain on it
Speaker 5: is a very famous mountain around that area.
Speaker 2: So what's there, Like, are there any like famous sites
Speaker 2: that we would like recognize?
Speaker 5: Not really, it's mostly just like mountains, beautiful blue lakes
Speaker 5: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, where do we go?
Speaker 7: They've always been saying that I want to go to
Speaker 7: Puerto Rico, and not only because I am put Rican
Speaker 7: and I don't feel like I tap in that side
Speaker 7: of my heritage enough, but because first of all, it's beautiful.
Speaker 7: I think it's the second. It has the second largest
Speaker 7: zipline in the world that I would just love to do.
Speaker 7: I did zipline when I was in Jamaica and I've
Speaker 7: just seen videos of it in Puerto Rico. I want
Speaker 7: to eat food just straight off the tree. I want
Speaker 7: to just go to somebody's grandma's house, go on her
Speaker 7: backyard and eat some cheetot on his teetown on his
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it looks so just so beautiful and
Speaker 7: just the vibe. It just feels like such a vibe
Speaker 7: and you just relax and the culture have some coquito.
Speaker 1: Ooh what about you, Bailey?
Speaker 2: Okay, So the reason I asked this questions because I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about myself.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: So last night I stayed up way too late because
Speaker 2: I found this TikTok of this woman who did something
Speaker 2: called the Cotswold Way in England. And it's a one
Speaker 2: hundred and two mile walk through like rural England. So
Speaker 2: you go from I don't know, somewhere called like Chipendale
Speaker 2: to Bath, England, and along the way, like you get
Speaker 2: a service that takes your luggage for you so you
Speaker 2: don't have to like carry your own luggage and you
Speaker 2: just walk like fifteen miles a day, eighteen miles a day,
Speaker 2: seven miles a day whatever to little towns and then
Speaker 2: you stay along the Cottswald Way. And I was like
Speaker 2: getting emotional watching these people do this hike and staying
Speaker 2: I honestly I stayed up until like eleven pm watching
Speaker 2: people do this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is this one of those ones where are you
Speaker 5: staying at hostels along the time?
Speaker 2: Kind of like you're staying mostly like bed and breakfast
Speaker 2: along the way, so like they feed you and then
Speaker 2: there's so many towns.
Speaker 3: Also, it takes like ten days to do it.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can do it, unless if you want to,
Speaker 2: you know, really haul it throughout the day, but if
Speaker 2: you want to take your time, you do like ten
Speaker 2: ish miles every day, and then you walk through little
Speaker 2: towns and you can stop and get lunch and have
Speaker 2: a pint and then go along the way and then
Speaker 2: there's a historic church, and then there're historic castle, and
Speaker 2: then there's rolling hills and sheep and it's so cute.
Speaker 2: And now that's all I can think about, is doing
Speaker 2: the Cotswald Way. That is so up your alley.
Speaker 5: Because I was gonna tell you I've had friends do
Speaker 5: this al Camino de Santiago in Spain, but it's not
Speaker 5: as like easy I think, in terms of you have
Speaker 5: to backpack and use stay in hostels and it's a
Speaker 5: little more rugged I think, But I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it's like mountainous.
Speaker 5: It's still like mostly along the coast of Spain, and
Speaker 5: it's like this long walk that it takes a few weeks.
Speaker 2: So I just love walking, you guys, and English country
Speaker 2: side and British people sounds great.
Speaker 3: That accent did not sound great. I did well.
Speaker 2: All I had to say was British people, Hello, Mary Poppins.
Speaker 3: There you go. Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: We need to sing a long song of the day.
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Speaker 1: So it's kind of a long story. But somebody who's
Speaker 1: been texting in one song every morning for the sing
Speaker 1: along song of the day, they didn't text it today.
Speaker 1: But I hope they're listening because I told them I
Speaker 1: we are absolutely gonna play it. It's a great sing
Speaker 1: along song with a positive message. It's move along all
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Speaker 3: Two thirty four.
Speaker 1: Sleep like it's nineteen forty two. What Okay, we're all
Speaker 1: trying to sleep better, and I guess some YouTubers said, okay,
Speaker 1: well here's what you should do. Sleep like we did
Speaker 1: back in the forties. Now, the forties were not an
Speaker 1: easy time because there was war. Yeah, I'm rationing, and
Speaker 1: the Great Depression was still kind of underway, and people
Speaker 1: had rationing and long grueling work days and war. But
Speaker 1: somehow they slept better. I don't know whether that's true
Speaker 1: or not, But you know, we don't know because we
Speaker 1: weren't around back then. So this YouTuber Hannah decided to
Speaker 1: follow their lead. Her bedtime routine starts with a bath
Speaker 1: after work in only five inches of water because there
Speaker 1: was water rationing at the time, so you couldn't fill
Speaker 1: up the bathtub or take a long shower five inches
Speaker 1: of water. Then she slips into silky pajamas with a
Speaker 1: matching robin slippers, brushes her hair one hundred times before
Speaker 1: bed that was the norm at the time.
Speaker 3: One two, three, Marcia Brady, you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna say yeah. Hannah wraps up her evening by dimming
Speaker 1: the lights, snuggling under a cozy blanket, and easing into
Speaker 1: a slow wind down. She spends a little time knitting,
Speaker 1: flips through a good book, and finally drifts off after
Speaker 1: switching off the lamp. The whole routine is slow, cozy,
Speaker 1: and screen free, and turned out to be a game
Speaker 1: changer for her sleep, or at least for the YouTube
Speaker 1: likes and views. Yes exactly, so we're not really sure. Wow,
Speaker 1: So something to think about. Another one. What's the truth
Speaker 1: you learned the hard way late in life that most
Speaker 1: people still aren't ready to hear a truth you learn
Speaker 1: later in life that most people don't want to hear.
Speaker 1: Just because you deserve something doesn't mean you're gonna get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's another words. You might deserve a raise, doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you're gonna get it.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know something is a little like off branch of
Speaker 2: that I try and say to like my dad and
Speaker 2: my boyfriend now where it's like it's okay to want
Speaker 2: something and not get it because like I could say,
Speaker 2: you know what, I really want a dice in air
Speaker 2: wrap for my hair. Yeah, that doesn't mean I want
Speaker 2: you to go and buy me one. Okay, It's okay
Speaker 2: to want things, ok and just not get.
Speaker 7: It because that's the fun in that, right, you just
Speaker 7: get everything that you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not everyone will like you, and that's okay. People
Speaker 1: aren't against you so much as they are for themselves.
Speaker 1: And I think that's something that I've learned, is like
Speaker 1: somebody will do something that really seems like they meant
Speaker 1: it to be offensive to you, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: they're just careless or rude. Yeah, just because someone is
Speaker 1: nice as a nice person to you doesn't mean they
Speaker 1: aren't horrible to someone else.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: I know some people who's real personality horrible, but they
Speaker 1: put on this wonderful happy face and everybody's like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're so nice. You are not going to find the
Speaker 1: love of your life before twenty. Sure, it happens, but
Speaker 1: the success rate is not good.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: A bunch of people argue on that one.
Speaker 1: But what, you're not going to find the real love
Speaker 1: of your life before age twenty.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's just people out there who have Yeah.
Speaker 1: Possibly, Yeah, just because you feel a certain way doesn't
Speaker 1: make it true. These are things that you learned way
Speaker 1: later in life that most people still aren't ready to hear.
Speaker 1: It's okay to skip meals if you're not hungry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. A lot of people they don't
Speaker 1: want to be helped, and they don't want to they
Speaker 1: don't want to improve. I think that's kind of true.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've helped out some people in my family.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, you've got to figure out a way
Speaker 1: to make your own money. I know. But then they're
Speaker 1: on disability even though they don't really have a disability
Speaker 1: and they haven't worked in ten or fifteen years, and
Speaker 1: they're only in their forties.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that you can't convince people to change.
Speaker 5: They have to choose to change on their own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody is coming to save you. If you don't
Speaker 1: agree with something, you don't have to participate. If you
Speaker 1: don't like something about your life, you are the only
Speaker 1: one who can fix it. And last one, you don't
Speaker 1: need all that stuff. For the most part, Buying new
Speaker 1: stuff doesn't improve your happiness. At best, it distracts you
Speaker 1: from dissatisfaction for a while, but it doesn't improve your
Speaker 1: happiness if you buy more stuff.
Speaker 3: Like a vice, like buying things could be your vice.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not gonna buying advice like a brand new vice.
Speaker 3: No, like buying things can be your vice.
Speaker 7: Like, let's just say for me sneakers right, Oh this
Speaker 7: makes me happy, not really for the moment maybe, But
Speaker 7: but why.
Speaker 4: Didn't you say sneakers are your vice?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: I don't buy as many sneakers as I like, but yeah,
Speaker 7: they could be a vice.
Speaker 4: How many sneakers do you have, Jenny?
Speaker 3: At least I don't know. I mean, twenty is not
Speaker 3: a lot compared to them. Like, but that's very true.
Speaker 5: I doubt you even compared to like the actual sneaker
Speaker 5: heads out there. But it is so true, like holding
Speaker 5: off on buying things really brings more joy when you
Speaker 5: actually do decide to buy something that you like.
Speaker 4: I have a problem with ice coffee.
Speaker 5: I used to only treat myself like once on Friday
Speaker 5: and once on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Now it's like all weekend long here. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I would rationalize that and be like, I'm supporting local business,
Speaker 2: all right.
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Speaker 1: What's on your mind, vont As you stirred the pot today?
Speaker 3: Caricatures are stupid.
Speaker 7: We did the ones on Instagram yesterday of all of
Speaker 7: us and shout out to everybody that complimented us. But
Speaker 7: I went to a an amusement park a couple of
Speaker 7: years ago, waited an hour to get a caricter. I
Speaker 7: called it a Caratcatcher. Y'all made fun of caricature. Caricature, Okay.
Speaker 7: I went about a couple years ago to get my
Speaker 7: caricature done, and it was in color, so it also
Speaker 7: took a little bit more time than if they did
Speaker 7: black and white.
Speaker 1: Were you like an amusement park or where it was that.
Speaker 3: At theme park?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: And now listen, I sat there for maybe an hour
Speaker 7: to get it done in the heat, and.
Speaker 3: Then we got it done, paid sixty bucks.
Speaker 7: It was just like, what is the point?
Speaker 1: What did you do with it? Then?
Speaker 3: I don't know where it is in our house.
Speaker 7: I think it's I tucked the way in our TV stand,
Speaker 7: like we have drawers underneath there, because you don't ever
Speaker 7: hang it up.
Speaker 3: It's not like artwork.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is when Carson was eleven years old,
Speaker 1: we went to Casa Bonita in Denver for his birthday
Speaker 1: and we got a caricature of him done and we
Speaker 1: framed it. We hung it in the hallway, and I
Speaker 1: think we finally threw it away when we moved, because
Speaker 1: you know, we treasured it for thirteen years or whatever.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years. But I know what you mean. It's like
Speaker 1: I still think they're kind of fun because you don't
Speaker 1: know what you're going to look like until you're done,
Speaker 1: and then people will come by and look at what
Speaker 1: the artist is drawing. They'll be like, oh, oh.
Speaker 3: That doesn't happen.
Speaker 7: I feel like every time, and it hasn't been many
Speaker 7: in the past ten years at least that I've gotten
Speaker 7: a caricature done, somebody will come by and make fun
Speaker 7: of like, oh, his head's bigger than that in real life,
Speaker 7: or like they'll make.
Speaker 3: An insult random stranger.
Speaker 7: Yes, they'll come by because they paint them or draw
Speaker 7: them so that way people can just walk past them,
Speaker 7: be like the gap in between the teeth isn't big enough.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 1: I think they're great. Sixty bucks is a little spendy, though,
Speaker 1: but very much is. It's kind of a fun thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: I've never gotten one ever.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you've never done it, maybe as a
Speaker 7: kid one time. It's cool to do just to say
Speaker 7: you had it done. Like I said, but every artist
Speaker 7: is also not the same. Like I remember also at
Speaker 7: the same theme park where we waited an hour and
Speaker 7: it was like, eh, there was a bunch of one
Speaker 7: on display, because you know, you want to show them
Speaker 7: like I want, and the person that did it it
Speaker 7: looked nothing like it. So I was like, did you
Speaker 7: even do this one? And she was like no. So
Speaker 7: I just got like rob because I'm expecting to get
Speaker 7: this beautiful one and you painted some amateur picture of me.
Speaker 3: Unless I'm just ugly, well woa.
Speaker 1: They're kind of cool, but you're not a fan.
Speaker 7: Now, they're just just a waste of time because then
Speaker 7: you have to sit there stay still for like an hour.
Speaker 1: Or however long you could be on the wild Thing
Speaker 1: people on the right in the wild Thing right.
Speaker 5: That's what I think about amusement Park. I don't want
Speaker 5: to waste my time with the character. I want to
Speaker 5: be in line to.
Speaker 2: Ride, unless it's like a very unique one, like if
Speaker 2: they're just drawing my face now past. But then they
Speaker 2: have those really cool ones that are like your silhouette
Speaker 2: from the side. I like, those are kind of fun,
Speaker 2: and those probably don't take as nearly as long, but
Speaker 2: I feel you, I've never gotten a caricatured own of me.
Speaker 1: Ever, what they always emphasize something like they'll make you
Speaker 1: know if you got a gap in your teeth, they'll
Speaker 1: make your gap the right if you're bald, they'll make
Speaker 1: you really bald. You big eyes, a mole. What would
Speaker 1: they emphasize on you.
Speaker 3: Bailey, my small teeth.
Speaker 2: They give me a giant mouth and then the tiniest
Speaker 2: little teeth, and I'd be like, well, I'm more insecure
Speaker 2: about that now more than I was before. That they
Speaker 2: do like emphasize your one Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of what they do. They find like your big forehead.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that would be mine hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, thank you. Let's get into Dave's dirt lots
Speaker 1: to cover on Katie w B. We're gonna start with
Speaker 1: Savannah Guthrie. I saw part of her. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was live, but I saw part of her. I
Speaker 1: guess you would call it a press conference, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't really. It was more a video to the kidnappers
Speaker 1: about her mother. Here is Savannah Guthrie.
Speaker 6: We too have heard the reports about a ransom letter
Speaker 6: in the media. We are ready to talk. However, we
Speaker 6: live in a world where voices and images are easily manipulated.
Speaker 6: We need to know without a doubt that she is
Speaker 6: alive and that you have her. We want to hear
Speaker 6: from you, and we are ready to listen, please reach
Speaker 6: out to us.
Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine how horrible that would be
Speaker 1: to be there on video appealing to the people who
Speaker 1: stole your mother and saying, we are ready to talk,
Speaker 1: but we need proof that she is alive. And well,
Speaker 1: the last.
Speaker 7: Thing you want to do is give them what they want.
Speaker 7: But it's just like I want what I want. I
Speaker 7: want my mother back.
Speaker 5: Do we know there were two people in that video
Speaker 5: with her? Was that like a sister siblings?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure who they were. All right, We'll moving
Speaker 4: on to the super Bowl coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5: Cardi b is going to be spending a solid one
Speaker 5: point five million dollars on the super Bowl. And this
Speaker 5: is why she's scared a VIP suite. She is dating
Speaker 5: Stefan Diggs, who plays for the Patriots, and she tried
Speaker 5: to rent two suites for her one hundred guests that
Speaker 5: she's inviting. Unfortunately, she had split the group and only
Speaker 5: half will be able to sit with them, and then
Speaker 5: the other half will be in the stands. But everybody's
Speaker 5: going to party afterwards, win or lose. And here's the
Speaker 5: breakdown of how that one point five adds up seven
Speaker 5: hundred and twenty five thousand dollars in tickets, two hundred
Speaker 5: and fifty thousand dollars for four private jets to San
Speaker 5: Francisco for her guests, one hundred and twenty five thousand
Speaker 5: dollars for private suite for forty at the Super Bowl,
Speaker 5: two hundred and twenty dollars in champagne and Hennessy, and
Speaker 5: then one hundred and thirty three thousand dollars in hotel,
Speaker 5: suits and party rooms.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 5: Oh, just a quick one point five million loan on
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl for curdib.
Speaker 3: Wow, must be rough.
Speaker 2: I know we've been playing Opalite for a long time
Speaker 2: from Taylor Swift, but this Friday it is going to
Speaker 2: be officially selected as the second single from her Life
Speaker 2: of a Showgirl album.
Speaker 3: The music video will.
Speaker 2: Drop on Spotify and Apple on Friday, and then on
Speaker 2: Sunday it'll be on YouTube. So if you've been itching
Speaker 2: for new Taylor Swift content, Huge Swifty. There's also going
Speaker 2: to be a seven inch vinyl single of course, four
Speaker 2: purchase for a limited time for Opalite.
Speaker 3: Can't wait.
Speaker 7: There's a tabloid that's saying Jennifer Lopez is extremely jealous
Speaker 7: of Jennifer Garner for a couple of reasons. Because one,
Speaker 7: Jennifer Gardner just seems to have some kind of magic
Speaker 7: touch and there's nothing that she doesn't excel at. Apparently,
Speaker 7: Jennifer Garner's or Apple TV show launches the second season soon,
Speaker 7: and they think that her company's about to go public
Speaker 7: with an estimated seven hundred and six seven hundred and
Speaker 7: sixty four million dollars. Just a bunch of accolades that
Speaker 7: Jennifer Lopez, including Ben Affleck, cannot attain. Wow, I mean
Speaker 7: I understand it. You see Jennifer Lopez how much back
Speaker 7: and forth she is with Ben Haffleck. So it's just like,
Speaker 7: what is my doing wrong?
Speaker 1: I think she's doing okay, I mean she's you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, people still know who she is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you saw she had to cancel a tour
Speaker 7: because she gave a reason.
Speaker 3: But I think the royal reason was ticket sales were bad.
Speaker 1: That's usually what it is when they canceled.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she should stick to rom coms. Honestly,
Speaker 5: I love Mahattan.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Winter Olympic Games in Italy are already underway. They
Speaker 1: start some of the games early, although the opening ceremony
Speaker 1: is like, I don't think until tomorrow night. They had
Speaker 1: a power outage during the curling event, five minutes after
Speaker 1: the whole thing started. One person joked on social media,
Speaker 1: we got a brief power outage at the Girling Olympic
Speaker 1: Stadium off to an electric start. So for the last
Speaker 1: year there have been warnings that Milan and Courtina were
Speaker 1: unprepared to host the Games. For example, construction has not
Speaker 1: even been completed at the ice arena hosting this morning's
Speaker 1: match between Team USA and the Check Republic in women's hockey.
Speaker 1: Cruise in hard hats were still on the scene yesterday.
Speaker 1: Then you manager said, we still got things to perfect.
Speaker 1: It's come down to lots to do in the eleventh hour,
Speaker 1: because you know, you think about it. They got to
Speaker 1: build facilities for the Olympics to take place in and
Speaker 1: they've had like eight years notice that they're going to
Speaker 1: do it, but they're still down to the wire.
Speaker 5: They got to figure out where they're going to store
Speaker 5: all those horny athletes. Athlete, Yeah, all right. Charlie Xax
Speaker 5: was recently on al magazines phoning it in and she
Speaker 5: did some print calls. Here's her print call with Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 1: It's written like a ransom note, and there were very
Speaker 1: amounts of money, very specific. Apparently the wrong one. Let's
Speaker 1: try it. Let's try another one. That's try a different
Speaker 1: one we've contacted.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, it's not funny. I don't know. But they
Speaker 3: won this horse.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: Now, it's like in this trailer driving around LA and
Speaker 7: they're like on me to like find.
Speaker 3: A place to put this horse. Could I keep it
Speaker 3: in your dolgeon. That's with the coat of Johnson that
Speaker 3: she did want with.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm not gonna say I'm good at prank calls.
Speaker 5: I'm not Dave's great, Vaughan's good. Bairey hates them.
Speaker 3: No, I bet I'm good at print calls at all.
Speaker 7: But I remember when I was younger, I was upset
Speaker 7: that the girl that I wanted to date with dating
Speaker 7: another guy. So I would try to prank call pizzas
Speaker 7: to his house so that way, whenever they get there,
Speaker 7: he's like, huh, I have to.
Speaker 3: Pay for a pizza. What I thought that was the
Speaker 3: idea of a good prink.
Speaker 1: That's your money?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 4: I thought they have to take your credit card.
Speaker 3: Not if you say like, I'll pay what you get
Speaker 3: here if you beat back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm speaking of pizzas. Pizza Huts announced that it
Speaker 1: will close two hundred and fifty underperforming restaurants across the
Speaker 1: US in the first half of the year. Declining sales.
Speaker 1: As said that is the main reason. The closures will
Speaker 1: represent about three percent of the change US stores, and
Speaker 1: the decision was disclosed during their latest earnings call. They
Speaker 1: said the brand is struggling against like Domino's, and people
Speaker 1: just are not They're doing the mom and pop pizzas
Speaker 1: instead of Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut is legit.
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut's the best fake pizza that they're really.
Speaker 1: They're really good. Dominoes is really good. But I think,
Speaker 1: you know what, when's the last time you ordered pizza
Speaker 1: from Pizza Hut two weeks ago? Seriously?
Speaker 3: Yes, I love Pizza Hut and domino is my number two. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like Dominoes.
Speaker 1: You'll I usually go with like the local mom and
Speaker 1: pop kind of pizza place, or what's the other what's
Speaker 1: the one that's the fancy one it starts with a D.
Speaker 1: Devani's yeah, yeah, or like little mom.
Speaker 2: And rectangle pizza good yeah, And that is the dirt
Speaker 2: on K D W B.
Speaker 1: We'll be back in a second. What do we got
Speaker 1: coming to up here? Were can play a little game
Speaker 1: of think fast. We got Cardi B tickets for you
Speaker 1: coming up in about another twenty minutes or so. If
Speaker 1: you want to go see Cardi B, then stay here
Speaker 1: to win your tickets. There are people that watch on TV.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that you can watch Dave Ryan
Speaker 1: TV and you can. It's like watching TV while you're
Speaker 1: on your phone, You're on your treadmill, you're on the elliptical,
Speaker 1: wherever you can watch us.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm gonna get discovered? I would like
Speaker 2: to be discovered for like a sitcom?
Speaker 1: You are a sitcom person. You do look like Rkle.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say that there was a you
Speaker 1: look a lot like Arkle.
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 3: That is that artful? Yea?
Speaker 1: That we were talking about the Muppet Show last night
Speaker 1: and Bailey and I is funny because I texted Bailey
Speaker 1: during the Muppet Show last night. I was so excited
Speaker 1: to watch it, and because I love the Muppets. Who
Speaker 1: doesn't love the Muppets? And I love Sabrina Carpenter And
Speaker 1: I'm like Okay, this is going to be so good.
Speaker 1: And it was just I don't know. I mean, it
Speaker 1: just kind of missed the mark and I and I
Speaker 1: was telling Susan she had never watched the Muppet Show
Speaker 1: in her life? What And that's what I said, I said,
Speaker 1: who hasn't watched the Muppet Show?
Speaker 3: She just Muppets at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she had like a weird childhood.
Speaker 1: She doesn't really talk about that much. I think her
Speaker 1: dad controlled the TV and watched golf all the time, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know that life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I know the Muppets and I've seen them
Speaker 7: up like Muppet movies, just never the show, but I
Speaker 7: just imagined similar.
Speaker 1: It wasn't on. I don't think it's been on since
Speaker 1: the eighties or something like that. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, Sabrina Carpenter was great, but I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. It just it wasn't funny. It's like when
Speaker 1: you watch, like when you listen to our show and
Speaker 1: go you cringe. You cringe because we're not funny.
Speaker 3: Right, and you're like, oh, you're not funny.
Speaker 1: M And Miss Piggy was more irritating than she was
Speaker 1: funny huh and I don't know, I mean what And
Speaker 1: then Bailey said, well, you're wrong, And I said, well,
Speaker 1: what did you think? She said, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: haven't watched it.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2: I was at church choir, so I didn't get to
Speaker 2: And tonight we have our like company like holiday party
Speaker 2: in February, so I won't wear.
Speaker 1: Christmasy stuff tonight. You guys, no, non wear.
Speaker 5: I think you've been out of town in Colorado the
Speaker 5: last two times because they always send the invite out
Speaker 5: like last minute and you've already got like a Colorado
Speaker 5: trip planned.
Speaker 4: But no, that is not the vibe for this. Don't
Speaker 4: show up in one of your weird, ass ugly sweaters.
Speaker 3: Embarrass us all all your Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 1: I will all right, it is? What is it? A
Speaker 1: Thursday War of the Roses? Brand new one coming up,
Speaker 1: Cardi B. Tickets coming up in about five make it
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes or so on Katie w B. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do spill the t for Cardi B. We love this bit.
Speaker 1: And so basically, whatever gossip you have about you or
Speaker 1: your family or a co worker or maybe the cops
Speaker 1: were in front of the neighbor's house the other day.
Speaker 3: For what, I love it when that happens and you
Speaker 3: just sit at the window.
Speaker 1: Like, yeahthing, spill the t for CARDI B coming up
Speaker 1: and don't call yet, but we'll do that coming up
Speaker 1: a little bit. Right now, it is Think Fast Today
Speaker 1: is gonna be Bailey versus Vaunt. And let's get started.
Speaker 1: I will call out a category with a letter, and
Speaker 1: then you will tell me something in that category that
Speaker 1: starts with that letter. Whoever gets it first goes on
Speaker 1: the board with a point. Okay, first one to seven
Speaker 1: points is the winner. In here we go F the
Speaker 1: F category. That was it something at a wedding? Food
Speaker 1: features I'll take food, yes, okay, features No flowers also
Speaker 1: follow the F A decorative item flowers also feathers a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Frankie, Frankie, I say again, okay, well this is all
Speaker 2: the okay, Well not Phineas and ferb.
Speaker 3: But that's a p erb is f though, you're right,
Speaker 3: that's my bad.
Speaker 1: Next one, the F category a unit of measure, but yes,
Speaker 1: a very good fond.
Speaker 3: I think fast is not my game.
Speaker 1: Neither F category a monster fan stein. Yes, can I
Speaker 1: challenge that?
Speaker 3: I thought Frankenstein was a scientist.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter, don't beIN monster, don't be that guy. Words
Speaker 1: ending in a G, a G. Words ending in a G.
Speaker 1: You carry your groceries bag, got bag bag.
Speaker 7: Bag because you all say big, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Not a straight line but a crooked back and forth. Yes, bailey,
Speaker 1: zigzag very good words ending in a G. We used
Speaker 1: to call it a pound sign now hashtag. You fly
Speaker 1: home from Italy and you can't Yes.
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I was like, huh.
Speaker 1: Final word ending in a G. When you get older
Speaker 1: parts of your body sag.
Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, give me the end.
Speaker 6: Zen.
Speaker 2: I can do end, Zen, I just can't do anything.
Speaker 2: Words that begin with anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're doing fine.
Speaker 4: I think that's worth crap.
Speaker 3: What's the score? I have four and you have five?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Here we go the food round, the food brands round.
Speaker 1: For example, Green Giant is a food brand. McDonald's. I
Speaker 1: do not consider a food brand. Is not restaurants. It's
Speaker 1: food brands. A food BRANDT starting with dr.
Speaker 3: Nope, there's a big one. Is that not a brand?
Speaker 3: A pizza dairy?
Speaker 1: I said, no restaurants brand, so astaurant, Well it's no
Speaker 1: and we're not doing that one. No, okay, sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know del Monte is a food brand?
Speaker 2: Would you have to accept a Deans Deans, Jimmy Deans.
Speaker 4: Isn't it just Deans the dairy one?
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm thinking making something up.
Speaker 1: Never mind, a food brand. It's probably in your cupboard
Speaker 1: right now, starting with H. Nothing there, hines, h hines. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try another one. A food brand starting with P. Yes, Bailey,
Speaker 1: it's tied.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: A food brand starting with G.
Speaker 3: General Mills.
Speaker 1: We already said Green Giant earlier, Vaughan or I would
Speaker 1: have accepted it. But General Mills is acceptable.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, you don't have to pout over there though. Oh,
Speaker 3: this is a game, okay.
Speaker 1: Bailey is a game point for both of you. No,
Speaker 1: just me, okay, game point Bailey. A food brand starting
Speaker 1: with and Nestle nestleie. I'll take it. Yes, Bailey wins
Speaker 1: Nabisco Bisco. All right, just for fun, here we go.
Speaker 1: You're gonna play this game by yourself in your car
Speaker 1: or wherever you are. Right now, we will not shout
Speaker 1: out the answers. The category tis the season, this is
Speaker 1: the seasoning or spice round, A seasoning starting with tea
Speaker 1: Jenny time, Yes, turmeric? Is that a seasoning?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: Yeah, turns your clothes orange.
Speaker 1: Don't get on you, okay.
Speaker 5: The one time Bailey tried to cook Old Man ruined address.
Speaker 1: A seasoning starting with C V human Cuman, cilantro, cinnamon ah.
Speaker 1: A seasoning starting with G Bailey grape leaves, grape leaves, no, no, no, Jenny,
Speaker 1: garlic garl okay. A seasoning starting with oh ho ho
Speaker 1: ho oh what do you got right?
Speaker 3: Onion?
Speaker 1: I'll take onion, yagan, onion, powder, onion, salt, last one.
Speaker 1: A seasoning starting with n vaunt mm hmmlee.
Speaker 3: Nice to mine, I have no idea stump too.
Speaker 1: Nut Meg okay, nut meg.
Speaker 3: David, I'm so sorry. Everyone's mad at you because is
Speaker 3: a brand.
Speaker 7: And somebody said and during Black History Month, shaking my head.
Speaker 1: God, you know what, I don't care. Get over it. Seriously,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Get over it. We'll be right back
Speaker 1: on K D W B