1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: Woody Show, and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training, 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 1: pree putically correct World. Woodie, Greg go Menace, Hi, Jina 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: grad SeaBASS is here, you got Sammy Morgan is here 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,319 Speaker 1: and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty 5 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: four Wooding. You can hit us up of the text 6 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: send your text over to two to nine eight seven. 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: As we talked about at the top of the show, 8 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: one of the dumb holidays today is poetry at work day. 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 2: Hell yeah. 10 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant, 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: but it really did mean there should be more actual 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,599 Speaker 1: poetry in the workplace at the work. 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what we need. 14 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you do slam poetry. 15 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,959 Speaker 4: You still do that, not that often, but I did 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 4: slam poetry for about ten years or so from out 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 4: of high school through college and grad. 18 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 1: School, and then kind of fowed out about five years 19 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: ago or so. Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh, 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: they do, they do. How do you make money? Is 21 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 1: a slam poet? 22 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 5: There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a 23 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 5: million Bug. 24 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 4: One of my friends, Brendan Leeko, beat some time and slam. 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 4: But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh, 26 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 4: there are big slams that are like national regional that 27 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 4: are like five thousand dollars ten thousand. 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: So you go from city to city you can like 29 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: get your own father. That many contests that you can 30 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:36,559 Speaker 1: like survive. There are people play corn Hoole professionally, definitely away. 31 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 6: You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have 32 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 6: like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR 33 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 6: jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet. 34 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: You get sponsored. See. The problem is poets are a 35 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: little too. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 2: Moral, so they won't take like yeah, blood money. 37 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. 38 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 5: What is the main age demographic, Like, what's the range 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 5: that really loves it. 40 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 4: I would say a lot of high school like eighteen 41 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 4: to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but 42 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 4: it's been a lot older now though it's a lot 43 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 4: of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the 44 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 4: slam game. 45 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can 46 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right, 47 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and 48 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler 49 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: and for Menji, which we're working on. We'll have a 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: little update for you coming up a little bit later 51 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also a 52 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 1: single man. 53 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 7: Yeah. 54 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: No, you've been on kind of like a you've been 55 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: in a kind of like a like a dry streak, 56 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: right somewhat, Yeah, someone someone like has that. Has that 57 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: changed since the last time you had mentioned something? No, 58 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: it hasn't. Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a 59 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: long time. It's been a few months. 60 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in 61 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 6: the mix with those two because we feel like, you know, 62 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 6: we look at we have a lot of personality. 63 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're at events all the time, Like 64 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: you look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's 65 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: he's getting laid looking. 66 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he's ripped. 67 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to be ripped. I'm gonna get back 68 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: into my shape. 69 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 4: But but no, I'm uh, I went through my entire 70 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 4: horror phase and all that. So I'm trying to be 71 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 4: better now, which is kind of an issue. So like 72 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 4: when I go out, I'm not like looking for the 73 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 4: action at the end of the night. 74 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: So like you tug it before you go out, so 75 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: you're not Yeah right, that's one way to put it. 76 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: I mean, how do you control yourself just like tug 77 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: it before you go out a wait for marriage? Yeah, 78 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: it's not one of those like you're not having sex, 79 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: but you're doing other things. Yeah for sure, absolutely. So 80 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: what so what like when you say dry streak you 81 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: mean like actual intercourse or like have you received the 82 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: mouth party in the last handful of months? That's handful 83 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: of months. Yeah, but yeah, I'm saying, like does that count? Like, 84 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: so when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that 85 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: means nothing other than something you've done your elfe nothing 86 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: at all, nothing at all. Just a clarify because you know, 87 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: there are like lots of a lot of questions now 88 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: because the virgina Okay, well yeah, well the biggest beaf I. 89 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 6: Have that younger people have kind of like changed the 90 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 6: meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know, 91 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 6: was a younger man, when we said we hooked up, 92 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 6: that means we had sex, I mean sex. 93 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: Nowadays are like, oh they just made out. 94 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, No, dude, Like when you say you hooked up, 95 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 6: you like went all the way agreed. 96 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean at least oral, right, Like hooking up. 97 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 2: Means making it just making out, Now it could mean like. 98 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 1: Just making like making out, making out. They'll say they 99 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 1: hooked up just like made out like kissing. Yeah what Yeah, 100 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: I know that's even dumber than I was thinking, bar right. 101 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 8: Because such young kids started using the term that you 102 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 8: haven't even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and 103 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 8: be like, oh yeah, I hooked. 104 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 3: Up with them and that means making out. 105 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what 106 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: we did. 107 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 3: French ing. 108 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases. 109 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base, 110 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: third base, And that was very different from you know, 111 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: like when I grew up to now, that's also very different. 112 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: I thought first base was boobs, first kissing, Oh yeah, 113 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: first base was making like like french kissing. 114 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 9: Okay, frenching okay, like yeah, like you know, tongue in 115 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 9: second base. 116 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: Second base was boobs, third base was fingering yeah yeah right, 117 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: and then yeah, and then then all the way like 118 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: you know, like you hooked up. That meant you know, 119 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is different than that you're a different generation. X. 120 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 8: You're millennial, right, So I would say that kissing was 121 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 8: first base, and then second base is hands regardless of 122 00:05:58,839 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 8: where they are. 123 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: And then that could be down the panther. 124 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 10: And then home. 125 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 3: Because otherwise where is everything else going? 126 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 1: Where it is going? It makes sense. This is not 127 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: the way it was. 128 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 2: The rules were different, did We didn't your bases the 129 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: third We didn't. 130 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: Have designated hitters in the National League at that point, 131 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like the pictures hit things change. 132 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 5: Yes, rules are different sense because I think, yeah, I 133 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 5: agree with her. 134 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: I agree that just wasn't the way. 135 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 2: We're more pure. 136 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh 137 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 1: we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry 138 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:37,280 Speaker 1: because this is gonna like, really, this is his mating call. Yeah, 139 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: the floodgates indeed grow. There's gonna be some basements flooded. Ready, 140 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up next 141 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 1: year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four, 142 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven. 143 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We 144 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: had Menji's and we had dumbass tilers. Yeah, I mean today, 145 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: it's not that you're you know, it's not from a 146 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: lack of options, like is it just from you being 147 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: more picky these days? 148 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 4: For sure, being more picky and also just like in 149 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,160 Speaker 4: a very grind grinding mode, you know. 150 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: For years, no real time for relationship, so you're not 151 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: necessarily even looking for relationships. So maybe we don't put 152 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,240 Speaker 1: them out there like that. 153 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 2: Well, girls do be reaching out about Vaughn. 154 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: They be reaching Oh yeah, yeah, they want to bring 155 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: a little piece of that chocolate. Yeah, so Vaughn's poetry 156 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: for slams. Next on the Woody Show. 157 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 5: Hanging. 158 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: The wood Show, Oh love is in the air. I 159 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: got you the log in to right Morgan? For what 160 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: do you show email? Yes, I haven't okay, So I 161 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: have a bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I 162 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: marked yeah, I marked up a bunch of the emails 163 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: that we're coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah, 164 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: I'll have you go for those and print those out 165 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: for it. We can get a little update on how 166 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: would show love connections going all right? And then Von's 167 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: over here just living his best life. Man, He's doing 168 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: a lot of DJing and you don't really do much 169 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: slam poetry except for here on the show. But this 170 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: is poetry for slams and just kind of like put 171 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: themselves out there because you never know. I mean, maybe 172 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will be 173 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: what gets the attention of your soulmate. 174 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell. 175 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: Well, we'll see it. I want to I want the 176 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: ladies to uh on the show, ladies to give me 177 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: their their thoughts on this. So you know, Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah, 178 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 1: this is uh, this is just what you would normally do, right. 179 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: Is there music involved, like, because I've seen. 180 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 4: Both, yes, but not for you the way that you 181 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 4: do it, not joining. So slam poetry is no music, 182 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 4: no props, no accompaniment. There's normally a three minute time limit. 183 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: Because I guess if there was music on to be rap, 184 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show. 185 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: More so you have like a poetry over music I 186 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: think technically would fit under the headline of hip hop 187 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 1: or you know something. Yeah, for more like a song 188 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: than it would poetry. Yeah. Agree, all right, so we're 189 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,439 Speaker 1: not uh, we're not. 190 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 5: Using any music. 191 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: We are gonna use music all because this is oh, 192 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,439 Speaker 1: is that what we have here? Okay, Von's got some 193 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: music for okay, hold on, let's get all right already. 194 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: The shirts are coming on. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the 195 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: bit on your panties today, Morgan, them's gonna be ripe. 196 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: We are the audience in the palm of your hand. 197 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Vonn's poetry for slams. 198 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 4: Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This 199 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 4: is a p s A for you to love me. 200 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 4: Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous, 201 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 4: a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa, 202 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,719 Speaker 4: so silky, smooth like my skin and arms tone from 203 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 4: years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever 204 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 4: so tight in the night. I pray that you have 205 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 4: the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel 206 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 4: pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My 207 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:20,680 Speaker 4: heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So 208 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 4: let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into 209 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 4: a fiery passion to Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love. 210 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 4: Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three 211 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,200 Speaker 4: or six seven. The world will lay at your feet 212 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,200 Speaker 4: and I may only be five eight, but we're always 213 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,959 Speaker 4: the same height in the sheets. 214 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: Baby, I am deep and cunning. Some call me a linguist. 215 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,719 Speaker 4: Plus I got a little stutter, so the tongue game 216 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 4: is liquory split. I promise you I am practically perfect, 217 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 4: extra nerdice, so sell games perfect collecting dragon balls for 218 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 4: a wish. Just in search of a woman with a 219 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 4: sense of style, my ride or die. A lady who 220 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,560 Speaker 4: lives life without limits. A mother who will teach our 221 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 4: children more about Santa than glass ceilings. A wife to 222 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,560 Speaker 4: be the best thing that ever happened to me. Yes, 223 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:23,319 Speaker 4: like a gladdest night song. As long as you love me, music, movie, sports, 224 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:28,440 Speaker 4: my lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness, 225 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 4: high talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the 226 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 4: everlasting smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will 227 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 4: be a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady, 228 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 4: beautifully gorgeous, pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family, 229 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 4: made my voice find you and the love of our 230 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 4: dreams ring true. Ps for our first date. I might 231 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 4: be late, but don't be afraid to show some skin. 232 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,839 Speaker 4: I ain't got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're 233 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 4: down for a vibe, hit my d ms. 234 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, wow. N Now you've done 235 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,200 Speaker 1: some you've done some of this on the show before. 236 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 1: But that was clean, dude, that was good. Might not 237 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 1: go out of the limb here. I'm on behalf of 238 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: everybody say, I think that was your best work. 239 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:27,479 Speaker 2: That was amazing. 240 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 5: Ye now. 241 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,840 Speaker 3: Looking at Gina like what, Yeah, Like, I gotta. 242 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,680 Speaker 1: Ask the question, A I involved at all? Nothing? I 243 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: can't write like that. Dude's garbage. Dude, you gotta you 244 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 1: gotta ask right, you gotta put that out there. 245 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 4: All right, I will say I did a I one 246 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 4: thing and that was what does the first bite of 247 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,679 Speaker 4: wedding cake tastes like? 248 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: And it gave me a ceremony of its own fair 249 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 1: It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it, 250 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: resentment shout out to Instagram. Oh, Vonda wizard, v O 251 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: n d aw azzi ar d von duh wizard, Dude, 252 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,440 Speaker 1: that was so good Instagram. 253 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 5: I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes 254 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 5: in slam poetry, I think. 255 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,439 Speaker 2: Wait, yeah too much of a metaphor, what do you Yeah, a. 256 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,439 Speaker 5: Little too deep. This was like straight forward. I like 257 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 5: the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same 258 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 5: height in the sheets. 259 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask on 260 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know, 261 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: Vaughan's poetry force slams he is not a gay person, 262 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's 263 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 1: go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren. 264 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I 265 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 2: loved it. 266 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,960 Speaker 9: And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody, 267 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 9: you know, we're in the society of like you sell 268 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 9: yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had 269 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 9: some things that were like very. 270 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 2: Imperfect, oh for sure, and like we're. 271 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 9: Going Dutch and bubble like like it was so three dimensional, 272 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,440 Speaker 9: it was so you. 273 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 2: It was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And 274 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 2: I'm tingling all right, yeah, all right, So I did 275 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 2: it for you, Yeah, absolutely, all right. 276 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,719 Speaker 1: If you were in the market, I would be. 277 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,959 Speaker 2: So sliding up in them dms. 278 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,840 Speaker 1: All right, let's let's go to Morgan. 279 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,520 Speaker 7: I love the part when you're like I need a 280 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 7: woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long 281 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 7: or you know, you said it more eloquently, but like, 282 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 7: how do I even explain like the panties? 283 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 3: I know you were joking before, but it's anymore. 284 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 7: And just knowing you as a person, you are so 285 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,240 Speaker 7: genuine and vulnerable and that's what a girl wants. 286 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 3: You know, you don't want the fake stuff. 287 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Wow, just that was beautiful. 288 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm honestly. Now, let's just say, like, you know, one 289 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: of you ladies was a loan in a room with 290 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: him and he had like read that because he wrote 291 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,479 Speaker 1: that for you? Was that one of those like you 292 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 1: you push him up against the wall and started making 293 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: out like you're seeing movies. 294 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 2: You hope he'll push you up against the wall. 295 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 3: That's the one. 296 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Sammy, what are you? What are your thoughts? 297 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 8: I do agree with Gina that it was very vine 298 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 8: I mean it was great and it was very Vaughn. 299 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 8: And I think that's what's great. He because he mentioned 300 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 8: dragon ball. 301 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 11: He loves dragon ball, dating on that weed, his sports 302 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 11: and things that he he is going to I think 303 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 11: attract a girl who understands him likes the same things. 304 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 8: I think he was very smart in the way that 305 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 8: he did it, because it was very Vaughn and it 306 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 8: was done very well. 307 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 2: It was vulnerable. 308 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: You're like, this is my interests exactly. You know what 309 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: effect did have on you? 310 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 10: What affect did it have on me? 311 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: I mean you people go to weddings and all of 312 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 1: a sudden they're like, they're feeling all romantic. 313 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 2: You have that kind of effect for me. 314 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 8: No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it 315 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 8: has nothing to do with Vaughn. Von did great. Everything 316 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 8: was great. I'm uncomfortable with words like. 317 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: Don't be nice to use a lot of them the 318 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: way I totally understand. 319 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 8: Like when people are saying like nice things to you 320 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 8: where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable. 321 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me uncomfortable. 322 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: And right, it's weird. I can't explain that. But I 323 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 1: guess what I'm saying. I understand you. Yeah, I don't 324 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: understand you know why? You know, uh, some people like me, Yeah, 325 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 1: have that reaction. 326 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 2: It's a problem. 327 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,200 Speaker 1: I relate. I guess what I'm saying is I relate 328 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: to what you're saying. All right. 329 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 9: The only thing that I hope you you ease up 330 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,920 Speaker 9: on is when you said at the end you hope 331 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 9: she's a rich family. 332 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 2: It's okay, girls, you don't have to be rich. 333 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: Just that wasn't kidding, that was that was real. Words 334 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: like you don't have to be rich, but we ain't 335 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: getting married. Yeah, exactly up. All right, Well, nice work, Vaughn. 336 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: Well yeah, thank you, thank you. This on the text 337 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 1: says I'm not gay, but I mean boner for real. 338 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: Vaughn had me at dragonball bush sweet, nice, nice. The 339 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 1: ladies love all right eight seven seven forty four Wooding 340 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: send your reactions are ladies. If you want to hit 341 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,199 Speaker 1: us up, just directly on the Woody Show email. Now 342 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,679 Speaker 1: that Morgan's got the access, she can really, you know, 343 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,120 Speaker 1: get get through this quicker email at the woodieshow dot 344 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: com and find him on social media at Vaughn v 345 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: O n d A von du Wizard you can find 346 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 1: him there. We'll take a break break more Woody Shows. 347 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 5: Next thing, the wood. 348 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan 349 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 1: went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before 350 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: the break, and she found some volunteers who would come 351 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: and answer some questions and then based on those answers, 352 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: the last question is are you Bush or Bear? That's it, 353 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: but we have to try to guess based on what 354 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 1: we already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a 355 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: book by its cover. We can't even we can't even. 356 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 5: See these people. We can only just go buy. 357 00:17:59,600 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 7: What we're here. 358 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: You guys can play along. There's no prize or anything. 359 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: It's just it's just for funds. East Busher Bear now 360 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 1: again for the sake of the game. Bush is any 361 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,360 Speaker 1: kind of hair at all, could be groomed, could be 362 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,400 Speaker 1: styled into a you know, a shape or a pattern, 363 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 1: landing yeah, stensil, landing strip kind of thing. And then Bear, 364 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 1: of course is what it is, hardwood floors. All right, 365 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: it's Bush or Bear. Who's the first person. 366 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 3: This first lady is Nicole Nicole? 367 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,359 Speaker 1: All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention. 368 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,359 Speaker 1: Bush or Bear? 369 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,639 Speaker 3: Nicole? What did you buy today? A lot? 370 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 10: A lot? 371 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 12: Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions, So I 372 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,120 Speaker 12: got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions, 373 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 12: So that's five scorpions. 374 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,680 Speaker 3: Do you already have scorpions at home? 375 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,200 Speaker 12: Yes? 376 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 3: How many? 377 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 12: I gotta think about this one five, So now you 378 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 12: have ten yes. 379 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 10: And I do love streams with them. 380 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,880 Speaker 3: So what else did I get? 381 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 12: I just got two dart frogs and then I got 382 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 12: two cheer anchels. 383 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 3: Do you have any cockroaches at home? A lot? 384 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 7: Do you have any advice for someone that's scared of 385 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,680 Speaker 7: bugs when they really shouldn't. 386 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 12: Be supposure therapy observing them in a way that they 387 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 12: aren't so creepy. So sometimes there's one of mine that 388 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,919 Speaker 12: looks like she's got a little dirty face. 389 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,199 Speaker 13: It's a tarantula and she's got little things, but it 390 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 13: looks dirty, and like, okay, just look at it this way, 391 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,439 Speaker 13: and all're gonna see a little buctique, find something that 392 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 13: isn't so creepy in them, and then you'll kind of 393 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 13: come around. 394 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 3: What's your biggest fear personally? 395 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 12: You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish. 396 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 3: What's your favorite band? 397 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: They're all like. 398 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,639 Speaker 12: Jusus Japanese, uh. 399 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 10: Deer and Gray do you know them? 400 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,880 Speaker 12: I've also got into like Hailung and all those kind 401 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 12: of vikingsh bands. 402 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 10: But yeah, and. 403 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 3: Then so what's your job, like your day job? Pet store? 404 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 3: Are you single? 405 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 10: Dating? 406 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 3: On dating? 407 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:42,919 Speaker 1: Apps. 408 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 10: No, I don't have the patience. 409 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 3: And then one last question for you. Are you Bush 410 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 3: or Bear? 411 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: Oh? 412 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,120 Speaker 7: Why? 413 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,360 Speaker 2: Dark shots are super cute? Look at these? Yeah, they're 414 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 2: like all colorful. 415 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything. It's screaming, but I'm going Bare for some reason. 416 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 9: You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live 417 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 9: streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams, 418 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 9: but what. 419 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: You don't know? 420 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 3: What are going with her? Animals? 421 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: I know, but it's not like only fans type of 422 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: live streaming, right, not cam girl type stuff. 423 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 3: I don't think. 424 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: So, Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I'll say we are. 425 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:25,240 Speaker 7: Thinking Greg, I got you in the name of exposure therapy. 426 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, don't open the genie. 427 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,960 Speaker 2: That's not your gifts and handing it to Greg. 428 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 3: Nothing alive, It's just something to help you get exposed. 429 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: Let's get it. Does nice to get your gift money 430 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: on this stopping a vagina. 431 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:54,639 Speaker 5: You don't know there, Okay, it's some sort of plastic 432 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 5: ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas what is that? 433 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 3: It's a dead butterfly. 434 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 2: It looks a little snow. 435 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 5: It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it. 436 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 3: Thank you so much because of Christmas Tree. 437 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,439 Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Welcome. 438 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 5: I mean, that's incredibly sweet. She thought of you. 439 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,160 Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. 440 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: Parents of panics. She had to sell the beild to bot. 441 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 1: Do you want these dead pragmantis nymphs? 442 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:29,800 Speaker 5: No? 443 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 1: All right, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, Bear, Bear, 444 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 1: menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy. 445 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 8: I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience 446 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 8: for dating. 447 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:43,080 Speaker 3: Answer to date, Yeah. 448 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,920 Speaker 1: You can't guess, you already know. And I got Bear 449 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 1: because of the age. All right, Bush or Bear? 450 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 3: And then one last question for you, are you Bush 451 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,440 Speaker 3: or Bear? 452 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 10: Okay, that was not where I was going. 453 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 12: That was uh Bush, very very eloquently Grays. 454 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,199 Speaker 3: It's just very very eloquently. 455 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,640 Speaker 2: Eloquent and eloquent. 456 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 5: Nice. 457 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 1: Okay, what you're saying trimmed but not Yeah. 458 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 5: Right, yeah, all right. 459 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,000 Speaker 1: Reptile Convention. 460 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 3: Our next lady is named Mikayla. 461 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then 462 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 1: we got to figure out Bush or Bear. 463 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 3: All Right, I'm here with Mikayla. MICHAELA. 464 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 7: What are you looking at here at the reptile convention. 465 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 10: I am looking for gargoyle geckos. 466 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,680 Speaker 3: Do you have get goos already? 467 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,120 Speaker 10: I have a crusted get go at home? 468 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 3: What's a crescent get go? 469 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 10: They have really pretty eyelashes. 470 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 14: They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they 471 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 14: got dumb little faces. 472 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 10: I love them. 473 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,160 Speaker 3: So what do you do for a living? 474 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 10: I'm a receptionist at pet groomers. 475 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,120 Speaker 3: What's the craziest dream you've ever had? 476 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 10: My most recent crazy dream we were at like a 477 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 10: beach bar. 478 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 14: And somebody somebody said something dumb and I just started 479 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,040 Speaker 14: punching everybody and like knocking them out. 480 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 10: I don't know why. 481 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 3: What's your biggest goal in life? 482 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 10: To be happy? I just want to be happy with 483 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,400 Speaker 10: my animals. That's it. 484 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 3: Are you single? Mayor dating? 485 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 10: I am very single? 486 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: Good? 487 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,479 Speaker 3: Are you on the dating apps? 488 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 14: I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it. 489 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 3: Why are you regretting it? 490 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,360 Speaker 10: Man? Nobody wants something real on there. They just want 491 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 10: to touch you. 492 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 3: So in your bio and Tender, what does this say? 493 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 14: First thing it says is no hookups and no friends 494 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 14: with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need 495 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,920 Speaker 14: a father, and then in parentheses. It's four snakes, a gecko, 496 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,360 Speaker 14: a cat, a bunny. 497 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 3: And a dog. 498 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 7: The guy can be perfect, but what's something you just 499 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 7: absolutely know? For you? 500 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 14: If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it 501 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,680 Speaker 14: just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that 502 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,240 Speaker 14: shouldn't be your whole personality. 503 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,160 Speaker 3: Down below? Are you Bush or Bear? 504 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 7: Yeah? 505 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: Sorry, Rick, she's anti weed basically anti hookup? Which way? Bear? Bear? 506 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 5: Yeah? 507 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 9: I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I 508 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 9: just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged. 509 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,239 Speaker 5: She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have 510 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 5: zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals. 511 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 1: So Bush I'm getting. I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean, 512 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: it could very easily be Bush with a lot of 513 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 1: the stuff that you know. Greg was just saying, I 514 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: but no interest in gun instinct, said Sammy Bear, Bear, 515 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: Sea Bass, her and her crested get go? Are bushy? 516 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 5: Oh? All right? 517 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: This is that the rep talk mentioned Bush or Bear? 518 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: Mikayla Down below? Are you Bush or Bear? 519 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 14: You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow, 520 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 14: because bald, it's just itches. I get ingrowns and then 521 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 14: full bush. It's just there's too much hair. So I 522 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 14: give myself the permanent five o'clock shadow. 523 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 5: All right. 524 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: Before, you haven't heard five o'clock shadow. 525 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 3: Not for you, not for that, I mean just to. 526 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,959 Speaker 1: Me, that just means s doubble. But ye are not stubble. 527 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like like a number like 528 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: a half on. 529 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,680 Speaker 2: Your Yeah, yeah, it's like that would be. 530 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: It's just long enough not to be itchy. 531 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys would know better. 532 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,720 Speaker 1: Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length. 533 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,959 Speaker 5: Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt, 534 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,680 Speaker 5: really facial hair. I think like after a week. 535 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, to me, has to get longer in order 536 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: to know for the sometimes it can not hurt, but 537 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,400 Speaker 1: where you know, it's not ing grounds, it's just it's 538 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 1: almost like it's like too thick, too curious, too almost 539 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: like too heavy to where it's like pulling on the 540 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 1: skin in a way. I don't know how to describe uncomfortable. 541 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: I would I want to use. It's not pain, it's 542 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt. 543 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,400 Speaker 5: It actually just hurts touching rush. 544 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 8: It is because it gets kind of brush it you 545 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,679 Speaker 8: can never get it madded. 546 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: I just I don't know. Yeah, no, but there is 547 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,719 Speaker 1: that you know where you go from like just the 548 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: five o'clock shadows double kind of thing, and then there's 549 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 1: that middle part where it's itchy like oh man, and 550 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,560 Speaker 1: then it grows out just another day or two longer, 551 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: and then you're fine and then you're. 552 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 5: In the clear. 553 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 3: Just power through. 554 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're you're good. I mean I could see 555 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,679 Speaker 1: where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know, 556 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,640 Speaker 1: scratching your mound all day, ladies. 557 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 3: Like no, I get all right, one more for. 558 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 1: The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person? 559 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 3: This is Shira? 560 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,399 Speaker 1: All right here Shira? 561 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 10: Okay? 562 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,359 Speaker 3: So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are you 563 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 3: doing here? 564 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 15: I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles. 565 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 10: I have enough. 566 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 7: How many do you have at home? I don't want 567 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,160 Speaker 7: to say more than ten or less than ten. 568 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 15: Less than ten, but it depends on if you're counting 569 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,480 Speaker 15: invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have 570 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 15: more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that. 571 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 3: So are you single? 572 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 5: Married? 573 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:44,399 Speaker 10: Dating? 574 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,360 Speaker 1: Single? 575 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 7: So is that part of your you know spiel when 576 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,360 Speaker 7: you meet a guys like, hey, I have all these 577 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 7: lizards and cockroaches. 578 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:52,680 Speaker 10: Yes. 579 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,680 Speaker 15: So the biggest thing with guys is they usually don't 580 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,920 Speaker 15: like snakes, and I have snakes and I have snake 581 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 15: tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like, oh 582 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,239 Speaker 15: my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to come 583 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 15: anywhere near near your snakes. 584 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 10: And I'm like, okay, that's fine. 585 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,199 Speaker 9: It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are 586 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,879 Speaker 9: afraid of snakes. 587 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 5: Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but. 588 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 3: Probably more scared of snakes than bugs. 589 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 2: I totally disagree, really. 590 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't think guys are afraid of either 591 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: one except for Greg Greg's you know. 592 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,479 Speaker 2: I meant personally, I much of the holder snake than 593 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 2: a bug. 594 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 5: Really. 595 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah? 596 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,680 Speaker 3: Likewise, guard onto the next yeah bye. 597 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,120 Speaker 15: I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them, 598 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 15: was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I 599 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 15: have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals, 600 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,199 Speaker 15: if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. 601 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,399 Speaker 3: How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count? 602 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,640 Speaker 3: And what's your dream job? 603 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,399 Speaker 15: I love working with animals. I actually this year started 604 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 15: working at an animal shelter, so I get to help 605 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 15: animals every single day and help people do what's best 606 00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 15: for their animals. 607 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 10: I think that's kind of like my dream job. 608 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 3: What's your favorite fast food joint? 609 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 10: Probably in and out? 610 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 3: And then one last question, are you bush or bear? 611 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 3: I love the bridge. 612 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,880 Speaker 1: How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at. 613 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,920 Speaker 3: Her, oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm 614 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,400 Speaker 3: getting bear. 615 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: I think I think people have got a lot of tattoos. 616 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,880 Speaker 1: I mean, they'll keep the skin clear so you can 617 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,119 Speaker 1: really kind of see the tattoos. 618 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 5: It's a good point and very in tune with her body. 619 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 2: She had a bushy voice to me though, she does 620 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 2: have a bushy voice. 621 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,880 Speaker 1: That's true. I did think about here sound I'm just going, 622 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 1: but from now on said, unless they have alopecia, these 623 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: are all bush. On the on the text the reptile, 624 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:53,960 Speaker 1: all right, I'll say, uh, I'll say bear, bear bush, bear? 625 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: All right? Shear a butcher bear? 626 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 3: Are you bush or bear? 627 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 7: Depends on how feeling, so for the majority of the time, I. 628 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 15: Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older, 629 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 15: I get bush. 630 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,240 Speaker 7: Do you ever use stencils like I have? A coworker 631 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 7: that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for 632 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 7: the holidays and like do funny stuff like that. 633 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 15: No, that's too much look for her, but that's too 634 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 15: much for me. 635 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You have time, like 636 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to its pretty. 637 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,800 Speaker 3: She used to be bear, but now. 638 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,360 Speaker 1: Older, now it's bush. 639 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 3: So good job, guys, Thank you really hard. 640 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 1: Game, Morgan, Thank you for all the commitment. 641 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 3: Of course you enjoyed that butterfly much. 642 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: Driving back and forth the gifts that she brought. We're 643 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: talking around the bush of bear more shows next. 644 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 3: Hang on, what do you be considered a preservative? 645 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 9: Genetically modified genetically modified origin? 646 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: Maybe yes, that's exactly right.