Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's show, Final Hour The Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. I can't even tell you how much I
Speaker 1: missed you yesterday. So we're gonna touch on a few
Speaker 1: things entertainment this hour. Australia is a horrific place annoying
Speaker 1: people in your life. I'll do a couple other Trump
Speaker 1: Iraan things here in the opening because you have questions
Speaker 1: about it in your emails. Oh that and so much
Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Now I'm gonna touch on this. Jesse, I
Speaker 1: know you always say Trump is just the first. That's right.
Speaker 1: I always say Trump is the first system disruptor. People
Speaker 1: are always Trump fails at this and fails at that.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do this. Okay, that's fair, But he's the first.
Speaker 1: The ones who come after will be meaner, smarter, they'll
Speaker 1: go further. The first system disruptor doesn't know what he
Speaker 1: doesn't know, so he gets attacked a million different ways
Speaker 1: with things he doesn't see coming. The next one we'll learn,
Speaker 1: and then the next one will learn. Anyway, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: This guy says his domestic legacy isn't great. His Supreme
Speaker 1: Court picks are not good, and that's being kind. There
Speaker 1: are more legals now than when he started ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Joe Biden brought in twenty million after they
Speaker 1: stole an election, precisely back to this guy's think. Precisely,
Speaker 1: zero of his executive orders have been codified through Congress
Speaker 1: and they'll be undone day one of the next dem president,
Speaker 1: just as Biden did. The debt is significantly high, or
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. Is he now just shifting
Speaker 1: towards an international legacy first Venezuela, now Iran. Today's talking
Speaker 1: about how he wants to do Cuba next, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. It's not what the country voted for.
Speaker 1: But could this be his thought process? All right, Let's
Speaker 1: approach this a couple different ways, because I'm not inside
Speaker 1: Trump's mind and we don't speak publicly. Let's approach this
Speaker 1: positively first, and I tend to believe this one and
Speaker 1: not the negative one will get to But that's approach
Speaker 1: this positively. The president does have to walk and chew
Speaker 1: gum at the same time. A lot of people, if
Speaker 1: they're employees, maybe you're an employee. Most people spend most
Speaker 1: of their lives being an employee, and never an employer
Speaker 1: or even not necessarily a business owner, a manager of
Speaker 1: some kind of an employer. And because the manager, because
Speaker 1: the owner has a better office, drives an icer car,
Speaker 1: has better Khakis has an ice machine, you probably think
Speaker 1: that his life is easier. It's very common to think
Speaker 1: that way. He's the superintendent. He's in his truck all
Speaker 1: day long, smoking cigarettes. I'm down here in the ditch
Speaker 1: with a shovel in my hands. He's got things easier.
Speaker 1: And in certain ways, yes, you could say yes, physically,
Speaker 1: he probably does. The construction superintendent does have an easier
Speaker 1: life than the guy in the ditch, no question physically.
Speaker 1: But you see, as you get promoted in life, and
Speaker 1: I've been in the lowest of the lows, you see
Speaker 1: as you get promoted in life that there are just
Speaker 1: so many things you have to deal with from so
Speaker 1: many different angles as you rise and get promoted through
Speaker 1: any organization, so many things that people who aren't in
Speaker 1: that position don't realize you have to deal with. Now,
Speaker 1: multiply that by about a billion, and that's President of
Speaker 1: the United States of America. I'm in America only type guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would say only. But I'm
Speaker 1: pretty close to America only. I really care about him,
Speaker 1: Chris as That's what I am. I just care about America.
Speaker 1: I care about you. I care about the American citizen country.
Speaker 1: I really don't stress about Canada or Mexico or Israel
Speaker 1: or Germany or the UK or anywhere else. Don't give
Speaker 1: a crap. I care about America. The President of the
Speaker 1: United States of America is not only the most powerful
Speaker 1: person in the world. America, whether you like this or not,
Speaker 1: does have a huge say in what happens in the
Speaker 1: rest of the world. And as president of the United
Speaker 1: States of America, you can't be me, even me. I
Speaker 1: just told you what I think. You already know that
Speaker 1: you listen to the show. Even if I you put
Speaker 1: me in the White House tomorrow, I'll never be elected.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. You put me in the White House tomorrow,
Speaker 1: you just teleport me into there. I would have to
Speaker 1: go to the UN and give speeches. I would have
Speaker 1: to deal with foreign leaders about trade agreements here and
Speaker 1: military agreements here, and this treaty and that treaty. That's
Speaker 1: part of the job Donald Trump, as President of the
Speaker 1: United States of America. He doesn't get to just focus
Speaker 1: domestically because he's president of the United States of America.
Speaker 1: Now that said, let's give the negative aspect of this.
Speaker 1: As Americans have been drowning in inflation for five, six,
Speaker 1: seven years, they've watched their standard of living go down.
Speaker 1: Their kids. We now have fifty percent of college graduates
Speaker 1: can't find a job, their kids can't find a job,
Speaker 1: they're moving back home. The American citizen has watched his
Speaker 1: country be overrun with inflation and foreigners, and he's more
Speaker 1: domestic focus than he's been in decades in this country.
Speaker 1: That's just the general American public. As things get worse
Speaker 1: at home, they care less and less about things abroad.
Speaker 1: What that means for the American president is, as you
Speaker 1: deal with foreign matters, wherever those foreign matters may be,
Speaker 1: you've got to make it quick. You've got to make
Speaker 1: it fairly painless. And if it can't be over in
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, like Venezuela twenty four hours, big deal.
Speaker 1: We loved the haha, great story we left. If you
Speaker 1: can't wrap it up quick on foreign soil, you better
Speaker 1: find a way to get the masses to buy in.
Speaker 1: Not just the hardcore Trump supporters, not just you. That
Speaker 1: doesn't work. The masses have to buy in on why
Speaker 1: we're still doing whatever we're doing overseas. This is why
Speaker 1: Russia Ukraine. It evaporated so quickly for both parties as
Speaker 1: both parties told you to be all in. No matter
Speaker 1: how hard they tried, they never got Normy guy working
Speaker 1: his second shift to give a crap about it. He
Speaker 1: doesn't care. Normy doesn't care about that.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and
Speaker 2: Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that
Speaker 2: I thought that they were going to attack us. I
Speaker 2: thought they would if we didn't do this. At the
Speaker 2: time we did it, I think they had in mind
Speaker 2: to attack us.
Speaker 1: And he needs to get out because right now Normy voters,
Speaker 1: not Republicans, but the independent voters in every poll they
Speaker 1: view Iran honestly and Venezuela and other things, they view
Speaker 1: it as completely Trump's choice. You chose to do it,
Speaker 1: and you can keep saying we were forced to, we
Speaker 1: had to, they were about to attack, and as I've said,
Speaker 1: I'll never know the truth of that, neither will you.
Speaker 1: Let's take him at his word if you want to
Speaker 1: or don't. I don't care. Even if that's true, You're
Speaker 1: sitting at home, can't afford to fill up your truck
Speaker 1: with diesel. You're on your way to your second shift.
Speaker 1: Your wife's now looking for part time work to try
Speaker 1: to make ends meet. You don't care about Iran and
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and every American president going forward, Democrat or Republican.
Speaker 1: They're going to have to be much more careful on
Speaker 1: foreign matters than presidents previously. As the things at home
Speaker 1: get worse, as things domestically get worse, the citizens of
Speaker 1: any nation will care less and less about what's going
Speaker 1: on anywhere else. You know, right now in Sudan, Christians
Speaker 1: are being slaughtered. Did you know that there's a genocide
Speaker 1: of Christians in Sudan? The Muslims. Surprise, surprise, they're slaughtering
Speaker 1: the Christians in Sudan. What, Chris, surprise, surprise, a Muslim
Speaker 1: are killing people in Soudan. When's the last time you
Speaker 1: talked to a single normany in your life who even
Speaker 1: knows it's happening? Let alone brought it up? Chris said,
Speaker 1: maybe one. I don't know of one. They don't care.
Speaker 1: They don't care because I can't afford eggs. I can't
Speaker 1: afford gas. I can't afford that the American people don't
Speaker 1: care about foreign affairs, because the American people are human,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else. When life at home is getting worse,
Speaker 1: you don't care about the country thousands of miles away.
Speaker 1: You just don't. You care a lot that the local
Speaker 1: small business, the diner you've always gone to, you care
Speaker 1: that they might go out of business when you're doing
Speaker 1: really well at home and you can afford to eat out.
Speaker 1: When times are so tough at home that you're having
Speaker 1: to cut your cable bill. You don't even have cable
Speaker 1: in the house anymore. Ah, you don't bring up the
Speaker 1: diner anymore. Seems a lot less important. It's too far away.
Speaker 1: Has to deal with that. Now. That's the reality. Love
Speaker 1: it or hate it, that's reality. It's the Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 1: Show about to pour out my soul to you, But
Speaker 1: first you can email the show your love, your hate,
Speaker 1: your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been having a lot of wardrobe
Speaker 1: conflict with OB lately. As you're well aware, I will
Speaker 1: not recap the two wife beater incidents, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: the best I can now. Here's what just happened. And
Speaker 1: what's wild is this is mostly her fault. But somehow
Speaker 1: I screwed up again. Remember I told you I had
Speaker 1: to go to LA. Yeah, I know, well, this is
Speaker 1: not a wife beater thing, Chris, not a wife beeter thing.
Speaker 1: I had to fly to LA on Sunday. I got
Speaker 1: back in today, drove right to the studio do the show.
Speaker 1: Because I missed you heading out to LA. I was packing.
Speaker 1: I know I'm carrying on only because I'm of a
Speaker 1: sane human being. I don't check a bag. I grab
Speaker 1: a pair of brown pants. They're just brown jeans. They're
Speaker 1: just jeans, they're from American Tall. They fit me. I
Speaker 1: grab a pair of brown pants, and those are the
Speaker 1: ones I'm going to wear. But because I'm not a
Speaker 1: dirt ball, I know I need a second pair of pants.
Speaker 1: So I go to my closet and I really love
Speaker 1: these brown pants that I had put on. Right I
Speaker 1: see a second pair of brown pants in my closet. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do I think? Bob must have gotten me another
Speaker 1: pair of pants because she knew I love these. She
Speaker 1: buys all my clothes. I'm assuming she got me another
Speaker 1: pair of pants. So I grab the other pair of
Speaker 1: brown pants, same color, same everything, and I pack them
Speaker 1: and I take off to La. Monday yesterday, I wake up.
Speaker 1: I am going to change my pants. I'm classy like that.
Speaker 1: I hop out of the shower in this fruity La
Speaker 1: hotel room and I go grab the second pair of
Speaker 1: quote my brown pants. I put one foot in, I
Speaker 1: put the other foot in, and I start pulling them up,
Speaker 1: and immediately I realize we have a problem here. They're
Speaker 1: not fitting. I actually managed to pull them all the
Speaker 1: way up in an attempt to put them on, and
Speaker 1: I swear there's like six inches between the button and
Speaker 1: the button hole. They're not getting buttoned. Immediately, it dawns
Speaker 1: on me what happened. I call ob to confirm, and
Speaker 1: she confirms those pants belong to my oldest son, James.
Speaker 1: He's tall enough now that when she was putting the
Speaker 1: laundry back she just assumed they were mine and put
Speaker 1: them next to my other brown pants. Okay, it's obs
Speaker 1: screw up, right, everyone can agree. Not that I want
Speaker 1: to just throw bombs here, but in my defense, this
Speaker 1: is obs screw up. And when I call her on
Speaker 1: the phone, she admits that. She says, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I did. No, she's apologizing, So let's
Speaker 1: get that out of the way, and I tell her
Speaker 1: it sniff, big Deal'll just put the other ones back on.
Speaker 1: We're all good until today I get home. She opens
Speaker 1: up my bag to grab my dirty clothes and grab
Speaker 1: James's pants. I guess she didn't fully realize they were
Speaker 1: the same color as the ones I had had on
Speaker 1: the day before. And she looks at me and she says,
Speaker 1: hold on, did you pack what you thought was the
Speaker 1: exact same pair of pants for the whole time you're there?
Speaker 1: And that's of course what I did. But I could
Speaker 1: tell by the look on her face I should not
Speaker 1: admit that at this point in time. But you knew
Speaker 1: she already knew the truth. Why wouldn't I pack the
Speaker 1: same pair of pants? And she was almost almost just
Speaker 1: exasperated to the point of giving up? Is the best
Speaker 1: look I can say, Chris did any wrong here?
Speaker 3: But what.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said, Jewish producer. Chris just said,
Speaker 1: they're identical pants. What's the problem. That's what I said
Speaker 1: to her, what's the problem? And she wouldn't even answer me.
Speaker 1: I don't know her explanation. I got kind of one
Speaker 1: of these kind of things, and then I never she
Speaker 1: didn't really verbalize. I mean, I think we can all
Speaker 1: figure it out that now. I think she does have
Speaker 1: an explanation, Chris. But I got the feeling like she
Speaker 1: thought explaining it wasn't worth it. That the was really
Speaker 1: the feeling I got. It really was more of a
Speaker 1: I give up type of a thing, which I don't
Speaker 1: want her to give up. I want her to keep trying.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. I don't understand why having the
Speaker 1: it was a clean pair of pants. At least I
Speaker 1: packed a clean pair of pants. Young Jesse may not
Speaker 1: have even gone that far. I would have grabbed some
Speaker 1: clean aunties and clean socks and thrown them in there
Speaker 1: and called it a day. I'm advancing right now. I'm
Speaker 1: just not getting the credit I think i'm deserved yet.
Speaker 1: And I'm not forty five, Chris at forty four. I'm
Speaker 1: not just advancing. I'm advancing rapidly here, and if she
Speaker 1: keeps kneecapping my efforts, I might just give up. That's
Speaker 1: what I'll say. I'll also say this, this guy's not
Speaker 1: winning a seat in the United States Senate and text
Speaker 1: something that you love that's not family or.
Speaker 3: Friends I love. I'm just saying this because it's on
Speaker 3: my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at
Speaker 3: the State Capitol.
Speaker 1: That dude's gay, Chris Corey. Every time he talks. He's thirty,
Speaker 1: he looks fifteen, never been married. His neck is about
Speaker 1: the size of my pinky. He has that creepy guy
Speaker 1: you don't want a round your kids thing. That dude's gay, right,
Speaker 1: Corey said the same thing. Chris said the same thing.
Speaker 1: That dude, Oh yeah, as a three dollar bill. I mean,
Speaker 1: just listen to this. This dude is gay. We're gonna
Speaker 1: blow the hell out of these people. Oh sorry, that
Speaker 1: wrong sound. But mixed him up, totally mixed him up.
Speaker 1: My bad. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic,
Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday. I remember you can email us Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I'm gonna play something for
Speaker 1: you real fast. This is Maggie Gillanall or jill and All.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's some actress, but she became a director.
Speaker 1: And she's gonna tell you why she became a director.
Speaker 1: But I just want to remind you that the reason
Speaker 1: these people ruin everything they get involved in could be
Speaker 1: the Girl Scouts, could be the FBI, could be Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: could be Hollywood, is they can never set their religion aside.
Speaker 1: They always view whatever they're doing as just an avenue
Speaker 1: to spread their religion around. Now, the reason I bring
Speaker 1: up Maggie Gillanol is this. I won't give you the
Speaker 1: details because it doesn't matter. She just put out a
Speaker 1: movie that bombs horrifically at the box office. I know
Speaker 1: you're gonna find this shocking, but the movie put a
Speaker 1: quote feminist twist on things.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: She was talking about why she chose to go from
Speaker 1: being an actress to a director.
Speaker 4: I will say one thing about this, It's gonna it's
Speaker 4: gonna bring like an unstoppable response, maybe especially for women,
Speaker 4: I will say. And I don't know if I've said
Speaker 4: this out loud before again, maybe I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 4: But I actually think that when I really became a
Speaker 4: director was actually I think the first time that the
Speaker 4: morning that Trump was first elected. I think I was like,
Speaker 4: I have a lot more to say than I've been saying.
Speaker 1: Do you think she makes movies to make good, entertaining movies,
Speaker 1: or do you think she makes movies to spread her
Speaker 1: religion everywhere? And this actually leads me back to James Tallerco.
Speaker 1: This fruity guy running for sentence something that you love
Speaker 1: that's not family or friends.
Speaker 3: I love, And I'm just saying it's because it's on
Speaker 3: my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at
Speaker 3: the State camp Capital.
Speaker 1: Why do Democrats keep missing the mark with men? They
Speaker 1: see the poll numbers. They know American men have left
Speaker 1: them in droves. They're trying to get them back. Why
Speaker 1: aren't they coming back? Why didn't Tim Walls win pheasant hunting?
Speaker 1: I saw the commercials he was working on his truck.
Speaker 1: Why didn't that get men back? Why does James Tylerico
Speaker 1: make every guy kind of squirm in his seat a
Speaker 1: little bit. Why here's what they try to do. They
Speaker 1: know they need men back, but to speak to men,
Speaker 1: they filter a heterosexual male message through a man hating woman.
Speaker 1: Because man hating women run the Democrat Party. Now we've
Speaker 1: talked about it in a million times. Seventy percent of
Speaker 1: young single women vote Democrat. It's overwhelming in numbers. Man
Speaker 1: hating women run the Democrat party. They are a heart
Speaker 1: and soul. They do all the messaging, they make, the commercials,
Speaker 1: they decide on the verbiage everything. So Democrats will take
Speaker 1: a pull that says we've lost men, and they'll say,
Speaker 1: all right, so we gotta get them back. Hey, Trina,
Speaker 1: get out of your subaru. Here's ten million dollars. Make
Speaker 1: us an ad that will appeal to men. Well, Trina
Speaker 1: haes men, despises them, so she's gonna take your ten
Speaker 1: million dollars. And she knows her job. She may even
Speaker 1: try to do her job, try to appeal to men,
Speaker 1: but because she's a man hating, which it always just
Speaker 1: comes across as more insulting than it would be. The
Speaker 1: reason Democrats can't reach men is they can't find a
Speaker 1: single straight one in their party to actually talk to
Speaker 1: real men, because they're all gone. All the straight men
Speaker 1: vote Republican. Now, it's amazing. Hold on on the good
Speaker 1: news front Pixar, they make a bunch of these commercial
Speaker 1: cartoon movies. This is from Front Page mag Pixar slowly
Speaker 1: backing away from wokeness. What it comes down to is
Speaker 1: these people they hire writers, producers, directors, and of course
Speaker 1: just like Maggie gillenol. There's stuff in as much feminist
Speaker 1: gayness in these movies as they possibly can for kids.
Speaker 1: But then they test screen these movies in front of audiences.
Speaker 1: Audiences don't want any of that. They don't want to
Speaker 1: be scolded, they don't want to be lectured, and so
Speaker 1: the movie will step in, the movie makers will step in,
Speaker 1: and they'll rip parts of the movie out because it
Speaker 1: lands so poorly with the audience. Hollywood knows it's not working.
Speaker 1: They know it's not working. And I said that to
Speaker 1: give you credit. The fact that you have stopped giving corporations,
Speaker 1: communist corporations your money, or at least working on it.
Speaker 1: I'm working on it too. None of us are perfect.
Speaker 1: The fact that we have stopped giving these corporations our money.
Speaker 1: It is working slowly. It's gonna happen slowly. We're up
Speaker 1: against religious sell its, but it is happening. He've got
Speaker 1: in mind, Hey, Jesse, I am one truck owner operator.
Speaker 1: Pause one second, Remember that so many of the Semis,
Speaker 1: the mac trucks you see out on the road, So
Speaker 1: many of them are as a guy's small business, or
Speaker 1: men and women, oftentimes couples who do it together, which
Speaker 1: is really precious. But it's someone's small business. They invest
Speaker 1: in sometimes and we even take a loan in and
Speaker 1: get a truck, and then you get these contracts to
Speaker 1: haul goods and services. So sometimes that truck is a
Speaker 1: foreigner who's about to kill your whole family. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: a wonderful American and that's his small business. Anyway, that's
Speaker 1: this guy, he says, I am one truck owner operator.
Speaker 1: And hearing Trump say the cost of diesel doubling is
Speaker 1: the price of war has beeped me off in a
Speaker 1: really bad way. I am beyond beeped and he better
Speaker 1: figure it out real fast. We aren't having it. Well.
Speaker 1: This is this comes back to what we were discussing earlier.
Speaker 1: It it's a very hard sell in the year twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six to get the American people to care about
Speaker 1: things on foreign lands. They are fine with a twenty
Speaker 1: four hour operation in Venezuela, the where we don't lose
Speaker 1: a man, And to be honest, they're fine with a
Speaker 1: week an Iran. You're killing the Ayatollah. There are losses.
Speaker 1: I certainly don't want to minimize those, but there are losses. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got that they're fine with it, and until it
Speaker 1: starts to go on and on and on, until they
Speaker 1: go to the gas pumping a cost four dollars a gallon,
Speaker 1: and then you're going to find this won't war.
Speaker 2: My opinion showing what Steve and Jared and Bete and
Speaker 2: others were telling me. Marco so involved and that I
Speaker 2: thought that they were going to attack us. I thought
Speaker 2: they would if we didn't do this. At the time
Speaker 2: we did it, I think they had in mind.
Speaker 1: Here's another reason it won't work. This is Jessica Vaughan.
Speaker 1: I've interviewed her before, very sharp Center for Immigration Studies director.
Speaker 1: You want to know why the American people have less
Speaker 1: of an appetite for any foreign involvement than they used to.
Speaker 5: Here's what my organization has found that over sixty percent
Speaker 5: of illegal alien headed households are using at least one
Speaker 5: form of welfare program and usually more than one, at
Speaker 5: a cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
Speaker 1: You cannot and this is not like Trump has to
Speaker 1: own this. It's not his fault, but the United States
Speaker 1: of America in many ways has been handed over to foreigners.
Speaker 1: Huge parts of it have certainly our entitlement programs, have
Speaker 1: the medicare fraud, the welfare that the it's been handed
Speaker 1: over to foreigners, and the American people are seeing these
Speaker 1: stories every day. And when you hear.
Speaker 5: This, my organization has found that over sixty percent of
Speaker 5: illegal alien headed households are using at least one form
Speaker 5: of welfare program and usually more than one, at a
Speaker 5: cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
Speaker 1: When you hear that, you care less about that.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and
Speaker 2: Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that
Speaker 2: I thought that they were going to attack us. I
Speaker 2: thought they would if we didn't do this. At the
Speaker 2: time we did it, I think they had in mind
Speaker 2: attack us.
Speaker 1: And Trump knows that. That's why he keeps talking about
Speaker 1: we're wrapping it up, We're wrapping it up. He knows
Speaker 1: it's off ramp time. He knows it is. Australia is horrible.
Speaker 1: Hang On Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. We shall return tomorrow.
Speaker 1: In the meantime. If you miss it, part of the
Speaker 1: show you can download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. So I
Speaker 1: have this thing where I'm very torn about something. I
Speaker 1: adore Australian people. I have had the chance to work
Speaker 1: with multiple Australian people and they're just awesome, totally my
Speaker 1: kind of people. And Australia's environment environment like the Great
Speaker 1: Barrier Reef and things like that, looks amazing, absolutely amazing,
Speaker 1: and even the vast wasteland parts of Australia. I'm fascinated
Speaker 1: by them, and so I kind of want to see it.
Speaker 1: But we went to a snake museum outside of San Antonio,
Speaker 1: Texas one time, and it was this tiny little dump
Speaker 1: of a place. There's no way everything in there was legal.
Speaker 1: There's no way if you saw it you would know
Speaker 1: that this is illegal. Either way, we will go to
Speaker 1: the snake museum and the guy had I think it
Speaker 1: was the top twenty deadliest snakes in the world, and
Speaker 1: of course they were in terrible environments. I hated it,
Speaker 1: but they have these little cages and things like that,
Speaker 1: and under the snake's name they have the location where
Speaker 1: the snake is. And I think it was nine out
Speaker 1: of ten of the deadliest snakes were in Australia. The
Speaker 1: deadliest shark. Yes, great whites are found all over the world,
Speaker 1: big time in Australia. The deadliest spider on the planet Australia.
Speaker 1: They have a snail that will kill you Australia. I
Speaker 1: think it's I forget. I don't want to tell you
Speaker 1: what it is. I forget. They have an octopus, the
Speaker 1: blue ring octopus. It will kill you. They have a jellyfish,
Speaker 1: the box jellyfish. It will kill you in something like
Speaker 1: two minutes or something like that. You're gonna die. You
Speaker 1: know what. Other jellyfish. Ah, it's a bad beast thing.
Speaker 1: Someone pay on it. No, no, knock a box jellyfish.
Speaker 1: You don't have to pee on anything because you don't
Speaker 1: have time. You're going to die. And they have crocodiles everywhere.
Speaker 1: And it's not like a story in America, where occasionally
Speaker 1: you'll have some tragic story of some drunk jumps into
Speaker 1: the water in Florida and gets eaten by an alligator.
Speaker 1: These crocodiles in Australia are massive and they eat people
Speaker 1: all the time like they're seeking people out. Here's the headline,
Speaker 1: police warned of crocodiles quote absolutely everywhere. After the Australia floods.
Speaker 1: Apparently part of Australia's Northern Territory got some bad rains
Speaker 1: and floodwaters went everywhere. Now, when we get flood here
Speaker 1: in the United States of America, I warn you to
Speaker 1: stay out of the floodwaters. Why because of all the
Speaker 1: bacteria in the water. The sewer lines flood and it's
Speaker 1: just the water is so dirty. Don't go swimming, don't
Speaker 1: go jet skiing. It's not worth it for an Instagram post.
Speaker 1: You might get sick or get an infection if you
Speaker 1: get in American floodwaters. If you get in Australian flood waters,
Speaker 1: you will never be seen again because crocodiles will tear
Speaker 1: you limb from limb. My love of the Australian people,
Speaker 1: I am sorry, it just doesn't match my mortal fear
Speaker 1: of the oh. I didn't even I forgot. I forgot
Speaker 1: about the bullet ant. They have a bug that is
Speaker 1: supposedly the second most painful bite in the world, second most.
Speaker 1: It got the name because it feels like you've been
Speaker 1: shot when it stings you, and it just might be
Speaker 1: in your backyard. No big deal. I don't know how
Speaker 1: people exist in this environment. That, you know what, They
Speaker 1: must take a lot of chalk. That's what Chris. I
Speaker 1: bet you that's what it is. I bet you chalk
Speaker 1: sends massive amounts of natural herbal supplements over to Australia.
Speaker 1: All the dudes have to be on it, the ladies too,
Speaker 1: because you just can't survive over there. You're dodging snakes,
Speaker 1: You're trying to outswim sharks. If it floods, there'll be
Speaker 1: a crocodile in your living room. Do you want the
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Speaker 1: Shouldn't save yourself a bunch of money. Seriously, I've been
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Speaker 1: code Jesse, all right, Jesse, good morning. Santa. Gave my
Speaker 1: six year old son rollerblades for Christmas and he's finally
Speaker 1: getting the concept. We rode down to play with one
Speaker 1: of his girlfriends. Quote, this is going to be a
Speaker 1: disaster for me. Is exactly how he described the fact
Speaker 1: that he has eight to ten of them down the
Speaker 1: street and on the way back to me, he said, Dad,
Speaker 1: the roads are too bumpy while I'm rollerblading. Can you
Speaker 1: tell the government to make the roads not bumpy and
Speaker 1: not suck. His name is bo. My wife was mortified.
Speaker 1: You can say our names. It's so important to teach
Speaker 1: your kids when they're very, very young, a hatred for government.
Speaker 1: Teach your kids to love the country, but always point
Speaker 1: out to your children how bad government sucks and screws
Speaker 1: everything up. That's all you really have to do. Teach
Speaker 1: them to be grateful. People should teach them to have
Speaker 1: an attitude of gratitude. Be grateful and hate the government,
Speaker 1: and you will never have a child that grows up
Speaker 1: to be a scumbag communist. That's awesome. That's awesome. And
Speaker 1: now here's a headline. Why you know? You know the thing?
Speaker 1: Headlines we didn't get to difficult people in your life
Speaker 1: might make you age faster. A study suggests seven years
Speaker 1: are working with Chris, I have no hair and my
Speaker 1: beard is gray. Yamaha is pulling out of California after
Speaker 1: nearly half a century. I'm still marveling at how disgusting
Speaker 1: and to be honest, dangerous Los Angeles felt. It was
Speaker 1: so so bad what we've done to that city. Whoa
Speaker 1: what democrats did to that city? Shut down sparks, flight chaos,
Speaker 1: as tsa line spill into parking lots with three hour
Speaker 1: waits or longer own. Now today we're told come to
Speaker 1: the airport three hours early for domestic flights, four hours
Speaker 1: for international. That's not a pretty picture. That guy sounds
Speaker 1: like a foreigner. I don't believe him. Coastcard cutter Munro
Speaker 1: returns to California home after record breaking eleven ton cocaine seizure.
Speaker 1: We don't have a word on whether or not Hunter
Speaker 1: Biden was with them. Trump administration puts the kaibosh on
Speaker 1: foreign nationals getting government backed small business loans. There are
Speaker 1: good things still happening out there. Keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: Cartels fear the US re retaliation as the Trump era
Speaker 1: pressure reshapes strategy. Quote, they fear the United States. Well,
Speaker 1: vaporizing a bunch of them does tend to have that effect.
Speaker 1: CCP military flights around Taiwan drops sharply as US military
Speaker 1: strikes Iran. There is a benefit, a tangible benefit to
Speaker 1: having your enemies be afraid of you. We will come
Speaker 1: back tomorrow and do it again.