WEBVTT - System Disruptor 

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly's show, Final Hour The Jesse Kelly Show on

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<v Speaker 1>a Tuesday. I can't even tell you how much I

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<v Speaker 1>missed you yesterday. So we're gonna touch on a few

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<v Speaker 1>things entertainment this hour. Australia is a horrific place annoying

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<v Speaker 1>people in your life. I'll do a couple other Trump

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<v Speaker 1>Iraan things here in the opening because you have questions

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<v Speaker 1>about it in your emails. Oh that and so much

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<v Speaker 1>more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. Now I'm gonna touch on this. Jesse, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you always say Trump is just the first. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I always say Trump is the first system disruptor. People

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<v Speaker 1>are always Trump fails at this and fails at that.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't do this. Okay, that's fair, But he's the first.

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<v Speaker 1>The ones who come after will be meaner, smarter, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>go further. The first system disruptor doesn't know what he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know, so he gets attacked a million different ways

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<v Speaker 1>with things he doesn't see coming. The next one we'll learn,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the next one will learn. Anyway, let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy says his domestic legacy isn't great. His Supreme

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<v Speaker 1>Court picks are not good, and that's being kind. There

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<v Speaker 1>are more legals now than when he started ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Joe Biden brought in twenty million after they

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<v Speaker 1>stole an election, precisely back to this guy's think. Precisely,

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<v Speaker 1>zero of his executive orders have been codified through Congress

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll be undone day one of the next dem president,

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<v Speaker 1>just as Biden did. The debt is significantly high, or

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<v Speaker 1>so on and so forth. Is he now just shifting

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<v Speaker 1>towards an international legacy first Venezuela, now Iran. Today's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how he wants to do Cuba next, so on

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. It's not what the country voted for.

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<v Speaker 1>But could this be his thought process? All right, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>approach this a couple different ways, because I'm not inside

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's mind and we don't speak publicly. Let's approach this

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<v Speaker 1>positively first, and I tend to believe this one and

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<v Speaker 1>not the negative one will get to But that's approach

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<v Speaker 1>this positively. The president does have to walk and chew

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<v Speaker 1>gum at the same time. A lot of people, if

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<v Speaker 1>they're employees, maybe you're an employee. Most people spend most

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<v Speaker 1>of their lives being an employee, and never an employer

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<v Speaker 1>or even not necessarily a business owner, a manager of

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of an employer. And because the manager, because

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<v Speaker 1>the owner has a better office, drives an icer car,

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<v Speaker 1>has better Khakis has an ice machine, you probably think

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<v Speaker 1>that his life is easier. It's very common to think

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<v Speaker 1>that way. He's the superintendent. He's in his truck all

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<v Speaker 1>day long, smoking cigarettes. I'm down here in the ditch

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<v Speaker 1>with a shovel in my hands. He's got things easier.

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<v Speaker 1>And in certain ways, yes, you could say yes, physically,

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<v Speaker 1>he probably does. The construction superintendent does have an easier

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<v Speaker 1>life than the guy in the ditch, no question physically.

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<v Speaker 1>But you see, as you get promoted in life, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the lowest of the lows, you see

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<v Speaker 1>as you get promoted in life that there are just

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<v Speaker 1>so many things you have to deal with from so

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<v Speaker 1>many different angles as you rise and get promoted through

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<v Speaker 1>any organization, so many things that people who aren't in

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<v Speaker 1>that position don't realize you have to deal with. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>multiply that by about a billion, and that's President of

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<v Speaker 1>the United States of America. I'm in America only type guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I would say only. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty close to America only. I really care about him,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris as That's what I am. I just care about America.

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<v Speaker 1>I care about you. I care about the American citizen country.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't stress about Canada or Mexico or Israel

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<v Speaker 1>or Germany or the UK or anywhere else. Don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a crap. I care about America. The President of the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America is not only the most powerful

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<v Speaker 1>person in the world. America, whether you like this or not,

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<v Speaker 1>does have a huge say in what happens in the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the world. And as president of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America, you can't be me, even me. I

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<v Speaker 1>just told you what I think. You already know that

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<v Speaker 1>you listen to the show. Even if I you put

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<v Speaker 1>me in the White House tomorrow, I'll never be elected.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. You put me in the White House tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>you just teleport me into there. I would have to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the UN and give speeches. I would have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with foreign leaders about trade agreements here and

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<v Speaker 1>military agreements here, and this treaty and that treaty. That's

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<v Speaker 1>part of the job Donald Trump, as President of the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America. He doesn't get to just focus

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<v Speaker 1>domestically because he's president of the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that said, let's give the negative aspect of this.

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<v Speaker 1>As Americans have been drowning in inflation for five, six,

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<v Speaker 1>seven years, they've watched their standard of living go down.

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<v Speaker 1>Their kids. We now have fifty percent of college graduates

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<v Speaker 1>can't find a job, their kids can't find a job,

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<v Speaker 1>they're moving back home. The American citizen has watched his

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<v Speaker 1>country be overrun with inflation and foreigners, and he's more

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<v Speaker 1>domestic focus than he's been in decades in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just the general American public. As things get worse

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<v Speaker 1>at home, they care less and less about things abroad.

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<v Speaker 1>What that means for the American president is, as you

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<v Speaker 1>deal with foreign matters, wherever those foreign matters may be,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to make it quick. You've got to make

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<v Speaker 1>it fairly painless. And if it can't be over in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours, like Venezuela twenty four hours, big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>We loved the haha, great story we left. If you

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<v Speaker 1>can't wrap it up quick on foreign soil, you better

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<v Speaker 1>find a way to get the masses to buy in.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just the hardcore Trump supporters, not just you. That

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. The masses have to buy in on why

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<v Speaker 1>we're still doing whatever we're doing overseas. This is why

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<v Speaker 1>Russia Ukraine. It evaporated so quickly for both parties as

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<v Speaker 1>both parties told you to be all in. No matter

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<v Speaker 1>how hard they tried, they never got Normy guy working

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<v Speaker 1>his second shift to give a crap about it. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't care. Normy doesn't care about that.

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<v Speaker 2>In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and

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<v Speaker 2>Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that they were going to attack us. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought they would if we didn't do this. At the

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<v Speaker 2>time we did it, I think they had in mind

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<v Speaker 2>to attack us.

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<v Speaker 1>And he needs to get out because right now Normy voters,

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<v Speaker 1>not Republicans, but the independent voters in every poll they

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<v Speaker 1>view Iran honestly and Venezuela and other things, they view

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<v Speaker 1>it as completely Trump's choice. You chose to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can keep saying we were forced to, we

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<v Speaker 1>had to, they were about to attack, and as I've said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never know the truth of that, neither will you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take him at his word if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>or don't. I don't care. Even if that's true, You're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at home, can't afford to fill up your truck

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<v Speaker 1>with diesel. You're on your way to your second shift.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife's now looking for part time work to try

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<v Speaker 1>to make ends meet. You don't care about Iran and

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump and every American president going forward, Democrat or Republican.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to have to be much more careful on

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<v Speaker 1>foreign matters than presidents previously. As the things at home

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<v Speaker 1>get worse, as things domestically get worse, the citizens of

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<v Speaker 1>any nation will care less and less about what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on anywhere else. You know, right now in Sudan, Christians

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<v Speaker 1>are being slaughtered. Did you know that there's a genocide

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<v Speaker 1>of Christians in Sudan? The Muslims. Surprise, surprise, they're slaughtering

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<v Speaker 1>the Christians in Sudan. What, Chris, surprise, surprise, a Muslim

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<v Speaker 1>are killing people in Soudan. When's the last time you

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<v Speaker 1>talked to a single normany in your life who even

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<v Speaker 1>knows it's happening? Let alone brought it up? Chris said,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe one. I don't know of one. They don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't care because I can't afford eggs. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford gas. I can't afford that the American people don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about foreign affairs, because the American people are human,

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<v Speaker 1>just like everyone else. When life at home is getting worse,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't care about the country thousands of miles away.

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<v Speaker 1>You just don't. You care a lot that the local

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<v Speaker 1>small business, the diner you've always gone to, you care

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<v Speaker 1>that they might go out of business when you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>really well at home and you can afford to eat out.

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<v Speaker 1>When times are so tough at home that you're having

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<v Speaker 1>to cut your cable bill. You don't even have cable

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<v Speaker 1>in the house anymore. Ah, you don't bring up the

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<v Speaker 1>diner anymore. Seems a lot less important. It's too far away.

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<v Speaker 1>Has to deal with that. Now. That's the reality. Love

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<v Speaker 1>it or hate it, that's reality. It's the Jesse Kelly's

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<v Speaker 1>Show about to pour out my soul to you, But

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<v Speaker 1>first you can email the show your love, your hate,

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<v Speaker 1>your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've been having a lot of wardrobe

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<v Speaker 1>conflict with OB lately. As you're well aware, I will

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<v Speaker 1>not recap the two wife beater incidents, but I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>the best I can now. Here's what just happened. And

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<v Speaker 1>what's wild is this is mostly her fault. But somehow

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<v Speaker 1>I screwed up again. Remember I told you I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to LA. Yeah, I know, well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not a wife beater thing, Chris, not a wife beeter thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to fly to LA on Sunday. I got

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<v Speaker 1>back in today, drove right to the studio do the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I missed you heading out to LA. I was packing.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm carrying on only because I'm of a

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<v Speaker 1>sane human being. I don't check a bag. I grab

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<v Speaker 1>a pair of brown pants. They're just brown jeans. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just jeans, they're from American Tall. They fit me. I

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<v Speaker 1>grab a pair of brown pants, and those are the

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<v Speaker 1>ones I'm going to wear. But because I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>dirt ball, I know I need a second pair of pants.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to my closet and I really love

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<v Speaker 1>these brown pants that I had put on. Right I

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<v Speaker 1>see a second pair of brown pants in my closet. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what do I think? Bob must have gotten me another

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<v Speaker 1>pair of pants because she knew I love these. She

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<v Speaker 1>buys all my clothes. I'm assuming she got me another

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<v Speaker 1>pair of pants. So I grab the other pair of

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<v Speaker 1>brown pants, same color, same everything, and I pack them

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<v Speaker 1>and I take off to La. Monday yesterday, I wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to change my pants. I'm classy like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I hop out of the shower in this fruity La

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room and I go grab the second pair of

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<v Speaker 1>quote my brown pants. I put one foot in, I

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<v Speaker 1>put the other foot in, and I start pulling them up,

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<v Speaker 1>and immediately I realize we have a problem here. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not fitting. I actually managed to pull them all the

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<v Speaker 1>way up in an attempt to put them on, and

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<v Speaker 1>I swear there's like six inches between the button and

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<v Speaker 1>the button hole. They're not getting buttoned. Immediately, it dawns

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<v Speaker 1>on me what happened. I call ob to confirm, and

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<v Speaker 1>she confirms those pants belong to my oldest son, James.

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<v Speaker 1>He's tall enough now that when she was putting the

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<v Speaker 1>laundry back she just assumed they were mine and put

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<v Speaker 1>them next to my other brown pants. Okay, it's obs

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<v Speaker 1>screw up, right, everyone can agree. Not that I want

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<v Speaker 1>to just throw bombs here, but in my defense, this

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<v Speaker 1>is obs screw up. And when I call her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, she admits that. She says, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I did. No, she's apologizing, So let's

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<v Speaker 1>get that out of the way, and I tell her

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<v Speaker 1>it sniff, big Deal'll just put the other ones back on.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all good until today I get home. She opens

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<v Speaker 1>up my bag to grab my dirty clothes and grab

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<v Speaker 1>James's pants. I guess she didn't fully realize they were

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<v Speaker 1>the same color as the ones I had had on

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<v Speaker 1>the day before. And she looks at me and she says,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, did you pack what you thought was the

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<v Speaker 1>exact same pair of pants for the whole time you're there?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's of course what I did. But I could

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<v Speaker 1>tell by the look on her face I should not

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<v Speaker 1>admit that at this point in time. But you knew

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<v Speaker 1>she already knew the truth. Why wouldn't I pack the

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<v Speaker 1>same pair of pants? And she was almost almost just

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<v Speaker 1>exasperated to the point of giving up? Is the best

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<v Speaker 1>look I can say, Chris did any wrong here?

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<v Speaker 3>But what.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I said, Jewish producer. Chris just said,

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<v Speaker 1>they're identical pants. What's the problem. That's what I said

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<v Speaker 1>to her, what's the problem? And she wouldn't even answer me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know her explanation. I got kind of one

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<v Speaker 1>of these kind of things, and then I never she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really verbalize. I mean, I think we can all

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out that now. I think she does have

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<v Speaker 1>an explanation, Chris. But I got the feeling like she

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<v Speaker 1>thought explaining it wasn't worth it. That the was really

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<v Speaker 1>the feeling I got. It really was more of a

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<v Speaker 1>I give up type of a thing, which I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want her to give up. I want her to keep trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing my best. I don't understand why having the

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<v Speaker 1>it was a clean pair of pants. At least I

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<v Speaker 1>packed a clean pair of pants. Young Jesse may not

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<v Speaker 1>have even gone that far. I would have grabbed some

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<v Speaker 1>clean aunties and clean socks and thrown them in there

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<v Speaker 1>and called it a day. I'm advancing right now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not getting the credit I think i'm deserved yet.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not forty five, Chris at forty four. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not just advancing. I'm advancing rapidly here, and if she

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<v Speaker 1>keeps kneecapping my efforts, I might just give up. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'll say. I'll also say this, this guy's not

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<v Speaker 1>winning a seat in the United States Senate and text

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<v Speaker 1>something that you love that's not family or.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends I love. I'm just saying this because it's on

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<v Speaker 3>my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at

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<v Speaker 3>the State Capitol.

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<v Speaker 1>That dude's gay, Chris Corey. Every time he talks. He's thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks fifteen, never been married. His neck is about

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<v Speaker 1>the size of my pinky. He has that creepy guy

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want a round your kids thing. That dude's gay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Corey said the same thing. Chris said the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That dude, Oh yeah, as a three dollar bill. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>just listen to this. This dude is gay. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>blow the hell out of these people. Oh sorry, that

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<v Speaker 1>wrong sound. But mixed him up, totally mixed him up.

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<v Speaker 1>My bad. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Tuesday. I remember you can email us Jesse at

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I'm gonna play something for

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<v Speaker 1>you real fast. This is Maggie Gillanall or jill and All.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She's some actress, but she became a director.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's gonna tell you why she became a director.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just want to remind you that the reason

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<v Speaker 1>these people ruin everything they get involved in could be

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<v Speaker 1>the Girl Scouts, could be the FBI, could be Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 1>could be Hollywood, is they can never set their religion aside.

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<v Speaker 1>They always view whatever they're doing as just an avenue

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<v Speaker 1>to spread their religion around. Now, the reason I bring

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<v Speaker 1>up Maggie Gillanol is this. I won't give you the

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<v Speaker 1>details because it doesn't matter. She just put out a

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<v Speaker 1>movie that bombs horrifically at the box office. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna find this shocking, but the movie put a

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<v Speaker 1>quote feminist twist on things.

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<v Speaker 2>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>She was talking about why she chose to go from

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<v Speaker 1>being an actress to a director.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say one thing about this, It's gonna it's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna bring like an unstoppable response, maybe especially for women,

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<v Speaker 4>I will say. And I don't know if I've said

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<v Speaker 4>this out loud before again, maybe I'll get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>But I actually think that when I really became a

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<v Speaker 4>director was actually I think the first time that the

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<v Speaker 4>morning that Trump was first elected. I think I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I have a lot more to say than I've been saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think she makes movies to make good, entertaining movies,

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<v Speaker 1>or do you think she makes movies to spread her

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<v Speaker 1>religion everywhere? And this actually leads me back to James Tallerco.

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<v Speaker 1>This fruity guy running for sentence something that you love

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<v Speaker 1>that's not family or friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I love, And I'm just saying it's because it's on

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<v Speaker 3>my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at

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<v Speaker 3>the State camp Capital.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do Democrats keep missing the mark with men? They

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<v Speaker 1>see the poll numbers. They know American men have left

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<v Speaker 1>them in droves. They're trying to get them back. Why

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<v Speaker 1>aren't they coming back? Why didn't Tim Walls win pheasant hunting?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the commercials he was working on his truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't that get men back? Why does James Tylerico

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<v Speaker 1>make every guy kind of squirm in his seat a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Why here's what they try to do. They

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<v Speaker 1>know they need men back, but to speak to men,

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<v Speaker 1>they filter a heterosexual male message through a man hating woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Because man hating women run the Democrat Party. Now we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it in a million times. Seventy percent of

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<v Speaker 1>young single women vote Democrat. It's overwhelming in numbers. Man

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<v Speaker 1>hating women run the Democrat party. They are a heart

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<v Speaker 1>and soul. They do all the messaging, they make, the commercials,

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<v Speaker 1>they decide on the verbiage everything. So Democrats will take

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<v Speaker 1>a pull that says we've lost men, and they'll say,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so we gotta get them back. Hey, Trina,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of your subaru. Here's ten million dollars. Make

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<v Speaker 1>us an ad that will appeal to men. Well, Trina

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<v Speaker 1>haes men, despises them, so she's gonna take your ten

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars. And she knows her job. She may even

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<v Speaker 1>try to do her job, try to appeal to men,

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<v Speaker 1>but because she's a man hating, which it always just

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<v Speaker 1>comes across as more insulting than it would be. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason Democrats can't reach men is they can't find a

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<v Speaker 1>single straight one in their party to actually talk to

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<v Speaker 1>real men, because they're all gone. All the straight men

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<v Speaker 1>vote Republican. Now, it's amazing. Hold on on the good

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<v Speaker 1>news front Pixar, they make a bunch of these commercial

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon movies. This is from Front Page mag Pixar slowly

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<v Speaker 1>backing away from wokeness. What it comes down to is

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<v Speaker 1>these people they hire writers, producers, directors, and of course

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<v Speaker 1>just like Maggie gillenol. There's stuff in as much feminist

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<v Speaker 1>gayness in these movies as they possibly can for kids.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they test screen these movies in front of audiences.

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<v Speaker 1>Audiences don't want any of that. They don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be scolded, they don't want to be lectured, and so

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<v Speaker 1>the movie will step in, the movie makers will step in,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll rip parts of the movie out because it

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<v Speaker 1>lands so poorly with the audience. Hollywood knows it's not working.

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<v Speaker 1>They know it's not working. And I said that to

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<v Speaker 1>give you credit. The fact that you have stopped giving corporations,

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<v Speaker 1>communist corporations your money, or at least working on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working on it too. None of us are perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that we have stopped giving these corporations our money.

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<v Speaker 1>It is working slowly. It's gonna happen slowly. We're up

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<v Speaker 1>against religious sell its, but it is happening. He've got

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, Hey, Jesse, I am one truck owner operator.

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<v Speaker 1>Pause one second, Remember that so many of the Semis,

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<v Speaker 1>the mac trucks you see out on the road, So

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<v Speaker 1>many of them are as a guy's small business, or

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<v Speaker 1>men and women, oftentimes couples who do it together, which

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<v Speaker 1>is really precious. But it's someone's small business. They invest

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<v Speaker 1>in sometimes and we even take a loan in and

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<v Speaker 1>get a truck, and then you get these contracts to

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<v Speaker 1>haul goods and services. So sometimes that truck is a

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<v Speaker 1>foreigner who's about to kill your whole family. Sometimes it's

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful American and that's his small business. Anyway, that's

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, he says, I am one truck owner operator.

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<v Speaker 1>And hearing Trump say the cost of diesel doubling is

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<v Speaker 1>the price of war has beeped me off in a

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<v Speaker 1>really bad way. I am beyond beeped and he better

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out real fast. We aren't having it. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this comes back to what we were discussing earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>It it's a very hard sell in the year twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six to get the American people to care about

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<v Speaker 1>things on foreign lands. They are fine with a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four hour operation in Venezuela, the where we don't lose

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<v Speaker 1>a man, And to be honest, they're fine with a

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<v Speaker 1>week an Iran. You're killing the Ayatollah. There are losses.

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly don't want to minimize those, but there are losses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we got that they're fine with it, and until it

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<v Speaker 1>starts to go on and on and on, until they

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<v Speaker 1>go to the gas pumping a cost four dollars a gallon,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're going to find this won't war.

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<v Speaker 2>My opinion showing what Steve and Jared and Bete and

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<v Speaker 2>others were telling me. Marco so involved and that I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that they were going to attack us. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>they would if we didn't do this. At the time

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<v Speaker 2>we did it, I think they had in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another reason it won't work. This is Jessica Vaughan.

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<v Speaker 1>I've interviewed her before, very sharp Center for Immigration Studies director.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know why the American people have less

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<v Speaker 1>of an appetite for any foreign involvement than they used to.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's what my organization has found that over sixty percent

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<v Speaker 5>of illegal alien headed households are using at least one

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<v Speaker 5>form of welfare program and usually more than one, at

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<v Speaker 5>a cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot and this is not like Trump has to

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<v Speaker 1>own this. It's not his fault, but the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America in many ways has been handed over to foreigners.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge parts of it have certainly our entitlement programs, have

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<v Speaker 1>the medicare fraud, the welfare that the it's been handed

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<v Speaker 1>over to foreigners, and the American people are seeing these

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<v Speaker 1>stories every day. And when you hear.

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<v Speaker 5>This, my organization has found that over sixty percent of

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<v Speaker 5>illegal alien headed households are using at least one form

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<v Speaker 5>of welfare program and usually more than one, at a

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<v Speaker 5>cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.

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<v Speaker 1>When you hear that, you care less about that.

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<v Speaker 2>In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and

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<v Speaker 2>Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that they were going to attack us. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought they would if we didn't do this. At the

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<v Speaker 2>time we did it, I think they had in mind

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<v Speaker 2>attack us.

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<v Speaker 1>And Trump knows that. That's why he keeps talking about

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<v Speaker 1>we're wrapping it up, We're wrapping it up. He knows

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<v Speaker 1>it's off ramp time. He knows it is. Australia is horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang On Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. We shall return tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime. If you miss it, part of the

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:06.720
<v Speaker 1>show you can download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. So I

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<v Speaker 1>have this thing where I'm very torn about something. I

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<v Speaker 1>adore Australian people. I have had the chance to work

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<v Speaker 1>with multiple Australian people and they're just awesome, totally my

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:29.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of people. And Australia's environment environment like the Great

0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Barrier Reef and things like that, looks amazing, absolutely amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>and even the vast wasteland parts of Australia. I'm fascinated

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<v Speaker 1>by them, and so I kind of want to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we went to a snake museum outside of San Antonio,

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<v Speaker 1>Texas one time, and it was this tiny little dump

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>of a place. There's no way everything in there was legal.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way if you saw it you would know

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<v Speaker 1>that this is illegal. Either way, we will go to

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<v Speaker 1>the snake museum and the guy had I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was the top twenty deadliest snakes in the world, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course they were in terrible environments. I hated it,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have these little cages and things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and under the snake's name they have the location where

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<v Speaker 1>the snake is. And I think it was nine out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten of the deadliest snakes were in Australia. The

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<v Speaker 1>deadliest shark. Yes, great whites are found all over the world,

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<v Speaker 1>big time in Australia. The deadliest spider on the planet Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a snail that will kill you Australia. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I forget. I don't want to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. I forget. They have an octopus, the

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<v Speaker 1>blue ring octopus. It will kill you. They have a jellyfish,

0:27:56.800 --> 0:28:01.399
<v Speaker 1>the box jellyfish. It will kill you in something like

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 1>two minutes or something like that. You're gonna die. You

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:06.400
<v Speaker 1>know what. Other jellyfish. Ah, it's a bad beast thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone pay on it. No, no, knock a box jellyfish.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to pee on anything because you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have time. You're going to die. And they have crocodiles everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not like a story in America, where occasionally

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:28.160
<v Speaker 1>you'll have some tragic story of some drunk jumps into

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>the water in Florida and gets eaten by an alligator.

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<v Speaker 1>These crocodiles in Australia are massive and they eat people

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<v Speaker 1>all the time like they're seeking people out. Here's the headline,

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<v Speaker 1>police warned of crocodiles quote absolutely everywhere. After the Australia floods.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently part of Australia's Northern Territory got some bad rains

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<v Speaker 1>and floodwaters went everywhere. Now, when we get flood here

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<v Speaker 1>in the United States of America, I warn you to

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<v Speaker 1>stay out of the floodwaters. Why because of all the

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria in the water. The sewer lines flood and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the water is so dirty. Don't go swimming, don't

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<v Speaker 1>go jet skiing. It's not worth it for an Instagram post.

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<v Speaker 1>You might get sick or get an infection if you

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<v Speaker 1>get in American floodwaters. If you get in Australian flood waters,

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<v Speaker 1>you will never be seen again because crocodiles will tear

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<v Speaker 1>you limb from limb. My love of the Australian people,

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry, it just doesn't match my mortal fear

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<v Speaker 1>of the oh. I didn't even I forgot. I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>about the bullet ant. They have a bug that is

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly the second most painful bite in the world, second most.

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<v Speaker 1>shot when it stings you, and it just might be

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<v Speaker 1>in your backyard. No big deal. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>people exist in this environment. That, you know what, They

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<v Speaker 1>All the dudes have to be on it, the ladies too,

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<v Speaker 1>because you just can't survive over there. You're dodging snakes,

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to outswim sharks. If it floods, there'll be

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<v Speaker 1>code Jesse, all right, Jesse, good morning. Santa. Gave my

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<v Speaker 1>six year old son rollerblades for Christmas and he's finally

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<v Speaker 1>getting the concept. We rode down to play with one

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 1>of his girlfriends. Quote, this is going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>disaster for me. Is exactly how he described the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that he has eight to ten of them down the

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<v Speaker 1>street and on the way back to me, he said, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>the roads are too bumpy while I'm rollerblading. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>tell the government to make the roads not bumpy and

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<v Speaker 1>not suck. His name is bo. My wife was mortified.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say our names. It's so important to teach

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<v Speaker 1>your kids when they're very, very young, a hatred for government.

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<v Speaker 1>Teach your kids to love the country, but always point

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<v Speaker 1>out to your children how bad government sucks and screws

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<v Speaker 1>everything up. That's all you really have to do. Teach

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<v Speaker 1>them to be grateful. People should teach them to have

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<v Speaker 1>an attitude of gratitude. Be grateful and hate the government,

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<v Speaker 1>and you will never have a child that grows up

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<v Speaker 1>to be a scumbag communist. That's awesome. That's awesome. And

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<v Speaker 1>now here's a headline. Why you know? You know the thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Headlines we didn't get to difficult people in your life

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<v Speaker 1>might make you age faster. A study suggests seven years

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<v Speaker 1>are working with Chris, I have no hair and my

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<v Speaker 1>beard is gray. Yamaha is pulling out of California after

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<v Speaker 1>nearly half a century. I'm still marveling at how disgusting

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<v Speaker 1>and to be honest, dangerous Los Angeles felt. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so so bad what we've done to that city. Whoa

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<v Speaker 1>what democrats did to that city? Shut down sparks, flight chaos,

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<v Speaker 1>as tsa line spill into parking lots with three hour

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<v Speaker 1>waits or longer own. Now today we're told come to

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<v Speaker 1>the airport three hours early for domestic flights, four hours

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<v Speaker 1>for international. That's not a pretty picture. That guy sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a foreigner. I don't believe him. Coastcard cutter Munro

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<v Speaker 1>returns to California home after record breaking eleven ton cocaine seizure.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have a word on whether or not Hunter

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<v Speaker 1>Biden was with them. Trump administration puts the kaibosh on

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<v Speaker 1>foreign nationals getting government backed small business loans. There are

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<v Speaker 1>good things still happening out there. Keep that in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Cartels fear the US re retaliation as the Trump era

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<v Speaker 1>pressure reshapes strategy. Quote, they fear the United States. Well,

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 1>vaporizing a bunch of them does tend to have that effect.

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<v Speaker 1>CCP military flights around Taiwan drops sharply as US military

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:11.799
<v Speaker 1>strikes Iran. There is a benefit, a tangible benefit to

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<v Speaker 1>having your enemies be afraid of you. We will come

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<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow and do it again.