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Speaker 1: to seventy LA Sports. We're in a good mood today
Speaker 1: because our old friend Jonas Knocks is in the house.
Speaker 1: Jonas Knocks always happy to be with us here on
Speaker 1: m five seventy to chop it up. You can hear
Speaker 1: him on two Pros and a Cup of Joe with
Speaker 1: LaVar Arrington and Brady Quinn every single morning. I got
Speaker 1: a special story for you in the next segment. Jonas
Speaker 1: from the Middle East. And it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with getting a page and having your face blow off
Speaker 1: the good old day. Yeah's nothing to do with Masad
Speaker 1: or the Iran or anything like that, but I think
Speaker 1: it is a Middle Eastern story that everybody will find interesting.
Speaker 3: Guys at the produce isle and he's got a Verizon
Speaker 3: pipe bomb, say what do we talking about here?
Speaker 1: So we are We're gonna do that in the next segment.
Speaker 1: We're also gonna have some burgers as Bert's Burgers from
Speaker 1: Bert's Burgers and Bert's Burger's Catering is gonna be here.
Speaker 1: Old friend Ryan van Tyle. I'm sure that'll upset some
Speaker 1: of the old PMS Twitter types that get all well,
Speaker 1: people get angry, you know, they get jealous when Ryan
Speaker 1: Ventile comes in the building with his special burgers and
Speaker 1: he's representing Burt's Burgers in Newport. Now they have one
Speaker 1: down there by the fund Zone. I think they have
Speaker 1: one in Huntington Beach and they cater Burt's burgersoc dot com.
Speaker 1: So we will talk to him a little later this hour.
Speaker 1: He was around the building today. I think he got
Speaker 1: pushed off KFI because of the shooting. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: happen here in Great Sports Talk. I'll tell you why
Speaker 1: Great Sports Talk. This is the toy department. Maybe, but
Speaker 1: we do have a Middle Eastern story coming up next.
Speaker 1: What I'd just say, that's one of the perks. Well,
Speaker 1: you came in here trying to be all international with
Speaker 1: your talking, with your Etallo, dirty Italian gift.
Speaker 2: I've never worn this. I thought i'd break out the
Speaker 2: good stuff for you.
Speaker 1: They milked ned Coletti to dam man On Rogan and
Speaker 1: Rodney today.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you it was you guys that believed
Speaker 5: in me. No one else believed in me for years,
Speaker 5: and Rogan and Rodney still brought me on and asked
Speaker 5: me about the Dodgers eighteen minutes at a time, once
Speaker 5: a week for years. And now I'll be back to
Speaker 5: getting a job.
Speaker 3: By the way, have you seen some of the requirements
Speaker 3: to be considered a qualified candidate?
Speaker 1: For some of the internet. I have once eaten pasta
Speaker 1: fashu am I perhaps quality five. I have a old
Speaker 1: friend whose grandfather's name was Giuseppe. Do you think perhaps
Speaker 1: I can swing to salami? For Italian team USA.
Speaker 3: Baseball, Francisco Cervelli was born in Venezuela and he's managing
Speaker 3: the Italian team.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, I have relatives. My uncle Nick married to
Speaker 1: Venezuelan woman, Alexandra and and and she was not of
Speaker 1: h of Venezuelan heritage, even though she's Venezuelan, but she
Speaker 1: was Italian. A lot ofalos down there, correct. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: what about that center fielder they got, Mike Mordidello. He's
Speaker 1: one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, man is like one of the one of
Speaker 2: the young on the.
Speaker 5: War the jersey.
Speaker 1: You're trying to act like Bosio.
Speaker 2: One of the one of the one of the things.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: You don't actually need a passport from the country. You
Speaker 3: just need to be approved to be able to get
Speaker 3: one from the countrys Like when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: there was this old man that used to hang around
Speaker 3: USC and he was an old USC track star and
Speaker 3: he was old.
Speaker 1: We're talking about like early two thousands, and this guy's
Speaker 1: in his nineties, but he was swole as f and
Speaker 1: he went to Manual Arts High School and his name
Speaker 1: was Pete Cleansos. He was a very popular Greek around
Speaker 1: town and old and swol and I used to be like,
Speaker 1: what's the secret, Pete. You know you're so old and
Speaker 1: you're so swollen. He's like, I left waits every day.
Speaker 1: But cleanse Us. When the Olympics came to la in
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty two, not eighty four. In thirty two, cleanse
Speaker 1: Us pole vaulted for Greece because they didn't have anybody,
Speaker 1: and he was like, hey, I'm Greek, hud Pete Cleansos.
Speaker 1: They're like, come on down to the coliseal. Let's crossed
Speaker 1: the street from your house. And he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: went over there and he pole vaulted for for Team Grease.
Speaker 1: So it's not like it's a new thing. I doubt
Speaker 1: that he'd ever been to Greece at that point in
Speaker 1: his life. Maybe he had, but but there's always been
Speaker 1: a little bit of it. Look this a loose affiliation,
Speaker 1: so they can put this on TV and Major League
Speaker 1: Baseball can grease their own puzzo with their ratings and
Speaker 1: that's fine, right. Can't we all just say that's okay?
Speaker 1: Can we be? I mean, obviously it's not that important.
Speaker 1: If the team USA, whole franchise, the GM and the
Speaker 1: manager don't even know the rules on how to advance,
Speaker 1: how important could it really be?
Speaker 3: And do you know who Mario Balatelli is? He's black
Speaker 3: soccer Yeah, Italian soccer player. Here his own house. You
Speaker 3: hear the like burned down his house and he was
Speaker 3: seen down the street.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, you hear the name?
Speaker 5: You like?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: You most don't.
Speaker 3: Machelli's no, go look it up, go look it up.
Speaker 2: That is uh he was Italian?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think if you. I mean, I've been
Speaker 1: to Shaquille O'Neill's, that great Irish pub. One of the
Speaker 1: great irishmen around town is Shaquille O'Neill.
Speaker 2: What should the headline be today?
Speaker 5: Sports?
Speaker 2: That's all we think about.
Speaker 6: Here's the other story.
Speaker 1: Nobody's talking to you know, I'm not a racist. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hope you do. What's your reaction he's a bad headline?
Speaker 1: What are the headlines? What are the headlines? You didn't
Speaker 1: listen well enough to that, Jonas, You didn't hear you
Speaker 1: had your headset off for a second. There. Play that
Speaker 1: again for him? Please, I want you to hear it.
Speaker 1: There's a padd O'Brien drop in here.
Speaker 2: What should the headline be today?
Speaker 5: Sports?
Speaker 1: That's all we think about.
Speaker 6: Here's the other story nobody's talking about.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a racist. I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: What's your reaction He's a bad headline?
Speaker 1: Are the headlines? What are the headlines? Jonas Travis Kelcey,
Speaker 1: everybody's favorite, is coming back for his fourteenth season with
Speaker 1: the Kansas City Chefs. But that's not his only gig
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty six. Are you ready for what's new
Speaker 1: with Travis Kelsey? Give it to me. Travis Kelcey is
Speaker 1: the new face of six Flags right why? I don't
Speaker 1: know why. He He will serve as a brand ambassador
Speaker 1: for six Flags and collaborate with the amusement park operator
Speaker 1: to share digital content across his social media platforms. Said
Speaker 1: he grew up going to Cedar Point, which is pretty
Speaker 1: big time. I've heard those are the people that run
Speaker 1: notts Berry Farm. Now I'm a big nuts and it
Speaker 1: says that's remy, this guy, the old man, I like
Speaker 1: this guy way better than Travis Kelsey, the old man
Speaker 1: that did the Running Man. He used to love riding
Speaker 1: the roller coasters of Cedar Point in Cleveland, he said.
Speaker 1: Six Flags also has the right to incorporate Kelsey's name, image,
Speaker 1: and likeness NIL across a variety of approved channels, including
Speaker 1: broadcast media, streaming platforms in park marketing like a giant,
Speaker 1: Kelsey sasquatch walking her ound. He does have a financial
Speaker 1: interest in six Flags. Kelsey is part of a group
Speaker 1: of investors that owns a small percentage of six Flags,
Speaker 1: like Serena Williams with the Miami Dolphins and Gloria Estefan.
Speaker 1: In the last two years, the company has gone through
Speaker 1: some financial restructuring, basically closing parks because they suck, but
Speaker 1: still plans to sell seven of their amusement parks and
Speaker 1: an effort to reduce its debt.
Speaker 2: Now have you been to the one in Valencia? Have
Speaker 2: you been over to that one magic Mountain?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Recently? Yeah? Defined recently?
Speaker 2: Well, last twenty years?
Speaker 3: No, okay, say thirty years, No, there is maybe thirty
Speaker 3: There used to be a minute.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was there in my in my twenty I.
Speaker 3: Don't think there used to be a miniature golf course
Speaker 3: that you could drink at next to Magic Mountain?
Speaker 1: What did they build there? In extent her Kane Harmer.
Speaker 3: It was called the Greens and it was awesome. Bucket
Speaker 3: of beers, go out there, do a little midigg.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the water slide? Bachulism Park next to
Speaker 1: knots Berry Farm, and what's the one next Soak City?
Speaker 1: Is the is the Bochulism Park next to Knots and
Speaker 1: the Bochelism Park next to the Six Flags as Hurricane Heart?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Raging Waters is the one in San
Speaker 3: Dimos Right, Well, that's a different story filling Ted's excellent
Speaker 3: adventure Sant Dimas High school football rule where they threw
Speaker 3: Napoleon went down the stort.
Speaker 1: Let's go Saints. He didn't just go down the slide,
Speaker 1: he went down dropout. We had a great listener quote
Speaker 1: once whose grandma used to say at Raging Waters, the
Speaker 1: water is in the water, the rage is in you.
Speaker 1: The amusement park company, which joins forces with Cedar Fair
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four, announced the three time Super Bowl
Speaker 1: champ as their newest ambassador. On Thursday. Travis Kelcey I
Speaker 1: guess makes sense. After all, he's invested in six flags
Speaker 1: last year because he loves Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate name. It's unclear if he's gonna go full mister
Speaker 1: six dance all over with the commercials, like we enjoyed
Speaker 1: it back in the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when he had a a different taste, it would
Speaker 3: be great content.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what do you mean a different taste when
Speaker 1: Kelsey was more of like a gene short wearing black dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically he just seemed like he shopped at a
Speaker 3: different aisle. Then all of a sudden, Now it's like
Speaker 3: you wouldn't be surprised to see.
Speaker 1: Him on the view. Yeah, like you know, he holding
Speaker 1: his hands in like a you know, like a prayer
Speaker 1: and like, oh, so great to see you ladies.
Speaker 3: Like he used to DVR the Source Awards and I
Speaker 3: was just cleared all that out and he's watching all
Speaker 3: white stuff.
Speaker 1: I was. I was at you know that restaurant, Hobber's,
Speaker 1: Yeah that everybody thinks is really cool. I've never been
Speaker 1: to the one here in Newport or whatever, but we
Speaker 1: were in Detroit for one of them games. The last
Speaker 1: game was at ford Field Downtown Detroit and it's the
Speaker 1: last game. So we did like a crew dinner with
Speaker 1: our camera people and a lot of those people. And
Speaker 1: as the guy in the booth, if you don't show
Speaker 1: up to that, you're real a hole. So of course
Speaker 1: we're going to go to the crew dinner. And it
Speaker 1: was at downtown Detroit's Javiers, nice place, I felt as if,
Speaker 1: and it was very nice and everything was beautiful and everybody,
Speaker 1: the clientele, all the waiters, everybody was awesome. It was
Speaker 1: the Source Awards. Oh really, I never felt like I
Speaker 1: was at the Source Awards ever before in my life.
Speaker 1: I felt very I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is yeah, He's coast. They got no love for Death Bro,
Speaker 1: He's coast. They got no love for Snoop Dogg and
Speaker 1: Doctor Drey. That's what I felt like saying when when
Speaker 1: I walked out. It was that. I mean, we had
Speaker 1: a few black people on our crew, so it wasn't
Speaker 1: like we staid up, we didn't stand at what we said.
Speaker 1: We were the only white people there. The white people
Speaker 1: were the only white people there at the Source Awards.
Speaker 2: Down so so all black at Javier's.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting in Detroit. Actually, every place I went downtown
Speaker 1: Detroit was like the Source Award anyway. Good luck to
Speaker 1: Kelsey in six Flags. Actually not really, I don't like
Speaker 1: him that much. All Right, We'll be back with more
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Speaker 1: five seventy LA Sports. Remember the Fanatics Flag Football Classic.
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Speaker 1: and at a m I seven Ela Sports. There is
Speaker 1: a thing up on you on Instagram. I did a
Speaker 1: video earlier with the same ready to promote it because
Speaker 1: nothing says, flag football like a fat short yard. It's tailbag.
Speaker 2: You out of the backfield on a wheel route. You
Speaker 2: couldn't get get some work in.
Speaker 1: I nothing discussed me more than like when my son
Speaker 1: played flag football. People be like, hey, what do you
Speaker 1: think we should do? I'd be like, what the hell
Speaker 1: do I know? This isn't football? You guys are what
Speaker 1: you're doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna sign I was actually gonna sign
Speaker 3: my son up for flag football. And it's good to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's fun to just have out there
Speaker 3: just run around. They run around and they learn how
Speaker 3: to move with a football. It's I'm a terrible person,
Speaker 3: is the point. Not the flag football people me. But
Speaker 3: when you're an adult, what are we doing well? I
Speaker 3: mean what age though? Are you sending them out to
Speaker 3: do bowl in the ring? Like when do you put
Speaker 3: the pads on and start card? Thirteen years old?
Speaker 1: Thirteen? Well yeah, because you can't look your brain needs
Speaker 1: to develop a little more. Obviously, in a perfect world
Speaker 1: football wouldn't exist. But if we're gonna strap on the
Speaker 1: pads and get our puzzo out, then we're gonna let's
Speaker 1: do it right. So I don't like you just showing
Speaker 1: up for high school and putting pads on and getting destroyed,
Speaker 1: because then you probably don't have a chance at all.
Speaker 1: So you should probably learn to hit and be hit
Speaker 1: somewhere around thirteen twelve years old, so you can go
Speaker 1: into high school if you're going to play football with
Speaker 1: some experience. Looking through a.
Speaker 3: Facebook like some of these drills, they'll show these little
Speaker 3: kids getting lit up and people are posting them on
Speaker 3: social media, and you.
Speaker 1: Got all the parents horribly irresponsible. Yeah, but not very
Speaker 1: other than the social media element, a lot better than
Speaker 1: what we used to have to do. Right, I have
Speaker 1: a very big moment for you as a story that
Speaker 1: I saw you know what, I'm coming over here, and
Speaker 1: I'm even gonna play the sound of this story is
Speaker 1: about a month old, but it's still a number one
Speaker 1: story read. Let's go now. We've done a lot of
Speaker 1: animal stories recently. You might notice that I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit bored with the sports world after all these years
Speaker 1: doing this job. Yeah sometime and never really being that
Speaker 1: interested in the first place. But recently we've had a
Speaker 1: lot of animal activity. We had a guy that tried
Speaker 1: to choke out one of the flamingos at the Flamingo.
Speaker 1: I saw that the flamingo kidnapping at the drunk Canadian tourist,
Speaker 1: of course. And we had the two can that was
Speaker 1: lost in Las Vegas for a couple of week months.
Speaker 1: You heard about that chickens have overrun a neighborhood in
Speaker 1: North Sacramento and the city shockingly refuses to do anything
Speaker 1: for them. But this is a way way different animal
Speaker 1: story from a different part of the world. Oh, we
Speaker 1: also had a guy in Pennsylvania abusing a parakeet in
Speaker 1: a bar, but it was terrible. He was arrested.
Speaker 3: What about that dude in o Hi. I think it
Speaker 3: it might have been Kentucky. He had sex with a roadkill. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I draw a line somewhere. I saw that story and
Speaker 3: that's where I drew the line.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are they going to do with it?
Speaker 1: I also drew the line with the guy that bled
Speaker 1: to death when he cut his penis off the other day.
Speaker 1: I drew the line there, and that's the story. Everybody
Speaker 1: thought like, oh, this will be perfect for Pedro's No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing that one. So I do
Speaker 1: have a limit, all right. I did draw the line up.
Speaker 1: I did not draw the line with the big foot
Speaker 1: sidings in Ohio. Those are pretty I mean there's been
Speaker 1: six in like a week. So I did not draw
Speaker 1: the line there that yesterday. Can't They just say, you
Speaker 1: call it what it is.
Speaker 3: It's, you know, some Lithuanian basketball player that didn't didn't
Speaker 3: pass the smell test for Ohio State and now he's
Speaker 3: trying to look for work, and.
Speaker 1: So they had brown and black.
Speaker 2: They say, well, listen, you know.
Speaker 1: Jamaican. Sorry, this is about Patrick Ewing. This is about
Speaker 1: a camel pageant. Oh right, a camel literally, and this
Speaker 1: is not odd in the Middle East, a camel beauty patchant.
Speaker 1: Aw man, they're prevalent in the Middle East in Oman.
Speaker 1: This story took a month to get here, but the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six camel beauty pageant show in Oman at
Speaker 1: all Musana plummeted into chaos. It was very orderly, but
Speaker 1: then it plummeted. It don't look it up, plummeted into
Speaker 1: chaos when the veterinary inspectors found that several camels had
Speaker 1: undergone cosmetic procedures all to pump their humps. Injectibles to
Speaker 1: pump up their humps. Also poudy lip injectables like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. And the stretching of the nose. This
Speaker 3: is uh how many? How many perverts had them have
Speaker 3: their teeth removed?
Speaker 1: How dare you? There's a huge camel breeding culture in
Speaker 1: the Middle East and this camel breeding event, if you win,
Speaker 1: the trophy comes with multi million dollar prize. So this
Speaker 1: is no joke, Jonas, all right, like a gold turban,
Speaker 1: no cat and the turbine. Hey, look you find something
Speaker 1: to wear when the wind's blown out there on the city.
Speaker 1: You know you you look like a bedouin pretty fast too,
Speaker 1: the wind comes whipping off the dunes.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: There is a forty how about this? In Saudi Arabia
Speaker 1: there is a forty day long King Abdul Aziz Camelfest
Speaker 1: that is the largest in the world. The amount of
Speaker 1: prize money that is doled out during the forty day
Speaker 1: King Abdulaziz Camelfest in Saudi Arabia sixty million dollars in
Speaker 1: prize money. Oh man at state. This is four key
Speaker 1: features that camels are judged on, Jonas. The coat you
Speaker 1: don't want to have, shiny hair, yeah, long eyelashes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So when they close their eyes. It's like swap swap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, plump lips and of course a plump and
Speaker 1: defined hump or or humps, not unlike we would judge
Speaker 1: another human being sexually and physically. Does she have beautiful hair?
Speaker 1: Her hair looks good. How about her eyeland, Oh, beautiful
Speaker 1: long eyelashes and uh and what about her lips? Oh? Plump?
Speaker 1: And her humps are they defined? Yes, they're plumping, defied.
Speaker 3: I mean that's why I wonder. You know, how many
Speaker 3: weirdos you know, get the back row. Uh, so they
Speaker 3: can sit there and pound their pound their pound. Looking
Speaker 3: at a U in Saudi Arabia sudden, you know, man like?
Speaker 3: Is that a citar in your hands?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hold you're holding a ruler under your robes,
Speaker 3: little little bumping blisters back here.
Speaker 1: In the last decade, lip injections, nose job, head fillers
Speaker 1: have all been seen at these camel events. In twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: forty camels were disqualified from the King of Dull disease
Speaker 1: with nose stretching, and sometimes they even use rubber bands
Speaker 1: on the camel's neck to restrict blood flow.
Speaker 2: Like I'll say so yeah, some would say that's you know, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, not only that, the rubber bands and the surgeries
Speaker 1: and the injectables and all that have all been labeled
Speaker 1: as animal cruelty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now the judges at the camel events, the breeding events,
Speaker 1: the beauty patches for camels are using X ray machines
Speaker 1: at MRIs to see the camels are all natural, which
Speaker 1: you could not imagine seeing a human beauty patchet. All right, girls,
Speaker 1: let's all right. Did you walk through the TSA lives?
Speaker 1: We can see you got faint? Nicki, minaj ass, Hey Roy,
Speaker 1: where's my wand.
Speaker 3: So here's my because there's an opportunity here for them
Speaker 3: to double up on this to where have you heard
Speaker 3: of the Enhanced Games? So the Enhanced Games are these
Speaker 3: Olympic events where they're just gonna let everybody go ass
Speaker 3: But are they actually doing Oh.
Speaker 2: Well, it's been in talks.
Speaker 3: They're talking to sponsors and whatnot to try and force.
Speaker 3: But it's been in discussion about couple of stuff. So
Speaker 3: I'm looking at this going. You know, there are bodybuilder
Speaker 3: competitions where you've got to do it all natural, and
Speaker 3: then they do allow you to take a certain amount
Speaker 3: of stuff.
Speaker 2: So maybe there's a market for the.
Speaker 1: Out but it's animal abuse to shoot them up and
Speaker 1: get their lips upon me and to stretch their nose.
Speaker 2: Well, let's be honest, what do they do? Like, what
Speaker 2: do camels do?
Speaker 1: Really? Like?
Speaker 2: They what do they spin on people?
Speaker 1: And then they're actually very big part of the desert life,
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I've never been a Bedouin. I
Speaker 1: hope to never be one.
Speaker 3: And they're kind of weird, like if you've got humps
Speaker 3: like that, do something with it. It's just it's a weird.
Speaker 5: It's you.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of this. You you did this about the
Speaker 1: weymo when you you've got in a verbal altercation with
Speaker 1: the weamou with your your radio partners at the super Bowl,
Speaker 1: and your whole thing is get a personality machine.
Speaker 3: And guess what, I was right, because it turns out
Speaker 3: it's some guy in a in a many Pacquiow shirt
Speaker 3: in the Philippines just controlling these things that.
Speaker 1: Only happens if he gets stuff.
Speaker 4: Like so what he's just on call, standing like he's
Speaker 4: running a Filipino food truck and they're like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 4: like what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: It? It's just awful in Oman at the thing we
Speaker 1: were talking about originally the beauty pageant in Oman twenty.
Speaker 2: Competitors who a pretty incredible the.
Speaker 1: Twenty competitor camels who were shot up with the silicon
Speaker 1: who offended have been disqualified and their humps and lips
Speaker 1: were pumped with silicon wax and they're they're well, actually
Speaker 1: their humps were just pumped with silicon wax. Their lips
Speaker 1: and noses were bow tossed.
Speaker 3: Now, I would say this a more egregious form of
Speaker 3: cheating on a random sporting event is like when they
Speaker 3: have those fishing competitions and the guys are putting back
Speaker 3: ten years in jam.
Speaker 2: Putting little waist inside there's another dead fish in fishing.
Speaker 1: Inside the dead.
Speaker 2: Fish, they take it tur Duncan and he caught it.
Speaker 2: So at least this I don't like. I don't understand
Speaker 2: is this considered cheating?
Speaker 1: Because you why is it considered cheating? We puffed these
Speaker 1: camels full up full of plastic, that's not out they
Speaker 1: look Just breed your camels, breed your campbels and make
Speaker 1: them look good through breeding.
Speaker 2: Come on, I mean, Bob Bafford, is he in front
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, he seems fine.
Speaker 3: And there's been some stuff about him and maybe horses
Speaker 3: are you know.
Speaker 1: Drugging up the horses is different than shooting up the camels.
Speaker 3: In Okay, if there was camel races at Santa Anita,
Speaker 3: would you go, yes, I am in.
Speaker 1: They called the prayer while you're you know where you're going?
Speaker 3: Can we show up with iron cheek shirts and like
Speaker 3: those little horn shoes.
Speaker 2: The best.
Speaker 1: Chanting. I don't know if running around with the iron
Speaker 1: chet and talking about but anyway, you know, it is
Speaker 1: interesting because you we saw it with steroids, and you
Speaker 1: know there's always the the people, the dope anti doping
Speaker 1: people chasing down and there's always you try to stay
Speaker 1: a step ahead of their technology and step ahead of yours.
Speaker 1: I mean, camel breeders, it's your move. I mean they
Speaker 1: got they got freaking X ray, they got they got MRI.
Speaker 1: They're dis qualifying dozens of camels at a time. How
Speaker 1: you guys better figure something?
Speaker 3: Have you ever see that Netflix documentary Icarus? It was
Speaker 3: about the Russian doping scandal. They were so advanced and
Speaker 3: so far ahead of anybody. Nobody had a clue. They
Speaker 3: got to get a couple of Russians in there.
Speaker 1: You to do is watch.
Speaker 3: Rocky four get a couple of drama was working out.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I love this is great.
Speaker 1: Look at that machine's lighting up when he squats. What
Speaker 1: are they doing? Oh my gosh. Thanks for listening, everybody.
Speaker 1: It's Petterasing Money on M seventy l A Sports, your
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Speaker 1: sports talk show. This is Petro Money on demand. Welcome back, everybody.
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Speaker 1: your home of the Dodgers. We got Dodgers on Saturday
Speaker 1: versus the Socks. First pitch at one oh five. Jonas
Speaker 1: Knox is here. Tim Kates is running around adjusting things
Speaker 1: in between games at the Big Ten Network. I mean,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Compass media covering the Big Ten just adjusted
Speaker 1: us what he did? Yeah, just came in here just
Speaker 1: to show his face real quick, like a cameo. Not
Speaker 1: since Billy Zain's cameo and Zoolander have I been so
Speaker 1: impressed with somebody coming by so quickly. But that's neither
Speaker 1: here nor there. Speaking of coming by, because our old
Speaker 1: friend Ryan Van Tile from Bert's Burgers is in the house.
Speaker 1: We support Bertz Berger's here on the Petrosen Money Show
Speaker 1: for a few reasons. Ryan Van Tile a longtime Petrosen
Speaker 1: Money supporter and listener. He's also a teacher of my
Speaker 1: children as far as music, has a music school, but
Speaker 1: the music school has taken a back seat to his
Speaker 1: burger endeavors, which are exploding jonas two brick and mortar buildings,
Speaker 1: one in Huntington Beach, the other in Newport, and the
Speaker 1: catering business at bertsberger'soc dot com is exploding now. He
Speaker 1: was here earlier feeding some of the FM swells, and
Speaker 1: now he's here Ryan van Til from Bertzburgers. He brought
Speaker 1: us some burgers. This has been You've been at this
Speaker 1: for what a little over a year? Two years.
Speaker 6: It was almost exactly a year ago when we were
Speaker 6: here at Kfi Kafi and I heart to care the
Speaker 6: whole building. That was kind of our official launch. And
Speaker 6: since that's been a pretty good ride.
Speaker 1: What has happened since then? Ryan, tell us, tell us
Speaker 1: about your burger, your giant burger castle in the sky.
Speaker 1: He's got shakes over here. We've got all kinds of burger.
Speaker 6: We got our barbecue, bacon, cheezburger, we got our Cali style.
Speaker 6: We got our mixyglocks, and I brought you guys some
Speaker 6: peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Shakes, MAXI guawks sliders.
Speaker 6: Yes with the housemaid guawk and fried jalapenos and wahaka cheese.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about right there.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you get on my own job? All right?
Speaker 2: So let me so, how does this start?
Speaker 3: When does this go from I'm really good at this
Speaker 3: to all right, I gotta I gotta run my own thing.
Speaker 6: I sold my music school. Like Petro said a couple
Speaker 6: of years ago, I still teach, but I was looking
Speaker 6: for a new project to take on.
Speaker 1: He still teaches some real dead beats.
Speaker 3: Cali's a treasure, okay, on you still have the breathing
Speaker 3: I spelled treasure monster.
Speaker 6: And occasionally some fun.
Speaker 1: I looked at my mother, my wife or mother yesterday
Speaker 1: or maybe this morning, I said, she's a monster. What
Speaker 1: can I say? Go ahead?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So yeah, we launched our We decided that it
Speaker 6: would be a good shot to try and look up
Speaker 6: for I was looking for people like, okay, is anyone's
Speaker 6: catering sliders? Like you hire, you have an event, you
Speaker 6: hire a taco guy. Everyone hires a taco guy. It's quick,
Speaker 6: it's delicious, And I said, I wonder if anyone's doing
Speaker 6: that for sliders. Turned out no one was, or at
Speaker 6: least no one that was promoting it. And I said, well,
Speaker 6: my sliders are good. I go to these parties, I
Speaker 6: bring a tray, everyone eats them.
Speaker 1: I got sliders and they're great.
Speaker 3: They're because, like I wonder, it has to start from,
Speaker 3: like who who kind of encouraged you though, to kind
Speaker 3: of push you in that direction?
Speaker 2: Because it's a.
Speaker 1: Bold you know, you know how it was, Guy Fieri.
Speaker 3: You know this, but you know this from working in
Speaker 3: your dad's restaurant all those years and you guys having
Speaker 3: that restaurant. My brother owns a restaurant as well too.
Speaker 3: It's a pain in the ass man to get anything
Speaker 3: like this off the ground, and it's a bold step.
Speaker 3: And most people don't have the success you clearly have.
Speaker 3: So who was the one who said, no, you gotta
Speaker 3: go for it, like this is your dream, this is
Speaker 3: your passion.
Speaker 1: You got to make it happen.
Speaker 6: You're totally right, Two things happen. So number one, you know,
Speaker 6: the first thing I want to know is, Okay, my friends,
Speaker 6: tell me they're good, but they're my friends. What's going
Speaker 6: to happen when a stranger eats the burger? Are they
Speaker 6: gonna say is the worst thing ever had? So one
Speaker 6: of my best friends is a legit chef, a professional chef.
Speaker 6: He's worked all over the world for twenty plus years.
Speaker 6: We practiced and worked on recipes ingredients for a whole
Speaker 6: year before we launched our first event.
Speaker 5: We're not ready.
Speaker 6: We were not ready. So we launched our first event
Speaker 6: for my dad's seventieth birthday party, said I'm gonna try
Speaker 6: this with a bunch of my dad's friends doing a
Speaker 6: big party. Carried the whole thing was a huge hit.
Speaker 6: And then from there we did this Gary and Shannon
Speaker 6: show and it was just kind of like, go make
Speaker 6: a mess and see what happens. We did Gary and Shannon,
Speaker 6: We did Patrison Money last year, and then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden people started booking us, and then we got
Speaker 6: an opportunity to open the restaurant and that's when things
Speaker 6: really took off and people kept saying they were good,
Speaker 6: which was exciting. So it was really really that main
Speaker 6: thing that happened mat.
Speaker 1: How big of an event can you cater? Because we
Speaker 1: know you catered all the chafed people of Chafe. A
Speaker 1: while back, we covered that caterer event. You're always doing
Speaker 1: something different, but it was how big? How big do
Speaker 1: you go? How small do you go?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Small?
Speaker 6: We do backyard parties almost every weekend, so we do
Speaker 6: plenty of like birthday parties, graduation parties, things like that.
Speaker 6: In terms of big events, I mean, I'd say to date,
Speaker 6: the biggest one would have to be the Petrosen Money
Speaker 6: twenty twenty five Summer Tour cat Van Real Headcins presented
Speaker 6: by Toyota.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no longer Chevy sponsor, but Toyota not a not
Speaker 1: a presenting sponsor last year. Could be for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: How much do I get out of it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Mund Freddy got at Takoma though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what's important. Is that really the biggest
Speaker 1: event you ever heard?
Speaker 6: It was like two over two thousand people? That was
Speaker 6: that was huge?
Speaker 1: Really, I don't even notice how many people there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was it was massive. Yeah, we were and
Speaker 6: we sold out.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 6: That was that was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it and it continues the Bert's Burgers Empire.
Speaker 1: Do you do you ever feel like you're gonna get
Speaker 1: rid of Burt after a while because you kind of
Speaker 1: inherited that name like Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 5: You know. No.
Speaker 6: In fact, I'm gonna have to call my my my
Speaker 6: breeder and say I need a second Bert birthday second,
Speaker 6: because it's named after my dog. That's on your head, Yeah, Bert,
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna need a second Bert.
Speaker 1: You cann't. You just inherited the name from no guy
Speaker 1: named Burt.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: I named it after my dog Burt Well and Bert's
Speaker 6: steak face, but really after my dog.
Speaker 1: Burt, Bert the engineer, Bert the engineer, staate, but you
Speaker 1: didn't name your dog if don't don't.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no, No. Dog was named after Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right after Burt Reynolds. And then we were coming
Speaker 6: up with names, and the first idea for the thing
Speaker 6: was like all these pet themed names. So I have
Speaker 6: another dog named Hank. We had a Hank Burger, and
Speaker 6: the first one we may was called the burts Burger,
Speaker 6: And one day I thought, yeah, it's just kind of
Speaker 6: a good name for a burger place, Burt's Burger's.
Speaker 1: Now do you think maybe you could put up like
Speaker 1: a poster a Burt Reynolds, like an old seventies like
Speaker 1: a Gator posterack and one. I mean I don't think Bert's.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just small enough endeavor to where Burt
Speaker 1: Reynolds estate is not going to come after Ryan?
Speaker 3: Do you think almost like it didn't Burt Reynolds because
Speaker 3: he was at Florida State. Didn't he come out and
Speaker 3: throw the God what do they do it? What's the
Speaker 3: celebration of jentle He threw down the flaming spirits? Okay,
Speaker 3: so like maybe like the image could be him throwing
Speaker 3: a flaming spear into a bertz Berger. Like I'm about
Speaker 3: to just start with a smoky of the banded place.
Speaker 3: Let's get a laborate here. Okay, Cannonball Run. You want
Speaker 3: to go Cannonball Run.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie.
Speaker 6: Maybe the sheriff is eating a Bertz Burger instead of
Speaker 6: the sloppy Joe.
Speaker 1: You can really go a lot of directions with that, Ryan,
Speaker 1: But we congratulate you. It's all the success. It is
Speaker 1: Bert's Burgers oc dot com. What's the address in Huntington.
Speaker 1: It's right there down near Main Street.
Speaker 6: Yeah, on Main Street two two to one Main Street,
Speaker 6: and then Newport Beaches at the Balbu Peninsula facing the
Speaker 6: Ferry and the Fund Zone and the Ferris with and
Speaker 6: all that good stuff on East Bay Avenue City.
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 7: What are the burger places you're battling with down there?
Speaker 7: Oh well, we're trying to take down in and out
Speaker 7: every day. Yeah, we go like you know, they're not
Speaker 7: I mean, you're a fly on their ass. No, that's
Speaker 7: you know, they have no idea we exist, right, Well,
Speaker 7: what about what about?
Speaker 1: Like, is there five guys looking around?
Speaker 6: Five guys is gone? We got them out of town.
Speaker 6: We kicked them out, all right. Yeah, he took down
Speaker 6: five five of you besters. We moved into we moved
Speaker 6: into Newport. We took down another burger franchise that I'm
Speaker 6: not going to name. We're taking them all down, your assassins.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you and God bless you a great guy,
Speaker 1: Ryan Van Tiles, formerly of Rhino Music. But now that
Speaker 1: got taken down, That did get taken but now berts Burgers,
Speaker 1: which will not be stopped, will not be defeated. Newport
Speaker 1: Huntington Beach on Main Street, and of course bertzbergersoc dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ryan, Thank you, we'll be right back with
Speaker 1: more petros and money. We'll do the dead and alive guy.
Speaker 1: We will do the quick hits. I got a fun
Speaker 1: fact for Jonas DoD It's gonna be great.