WEBVTT - A Cruncy Groove Thursday (Hour 3) 3/12/26 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.960 On air at a M five seventy l A Sports 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.360 and I'm demand on the iHeartRadio app. 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:08.600 This is the Petros and Money Show. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:13.000 You are one of the kind hosted by Petros, Papaday guests, 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.880 left school after sixth grade and the voice of the 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:17.760 Bolts not Money Smith. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.880 The answer is money. There is nothing you can do. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:25.639 You know it's coming. This is the Petros and Money Show. 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:29.240 On the home of your world champion Los Angeles Dodgers. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:44.120 Make us your top preset on the iHeartRadio app. That's 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.600 the truth. That's the truth. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.800 I'm believable, unbelievable. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:56.720 No, my, that's that's not cool. Not much. No, that's 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:57.560 that's not cool. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:58.400 Not much. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.040 It's just hard because it's hard. 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:04.000 And it's hard. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:05.800 Gosh, it's hard. 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:10.400 It's just hard. Yeah it's hard. Yeah it's hard. Yeah 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:15.480 it's hard. Yeah, it's hard. Yeah it's hard. Yeah it's hard. Yeah, 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:16.080 it's hard. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.319 Yeah, it's hard. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:26.200 Be a poet even in pros. Hello, everybody, what's cracking? 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.600 A welcome back? It's Petro send Money on AM five 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.600 to seventy LA Sports. We're in a good mood today 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:36.399 because our old friend Jonas Knocks is in the house. 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.720 Jonas Knocks always happy to be with us here on 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.360 m five seventy to chop it up. You can hear 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.800 him on two Pros and a Cup of Joe with 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:49.400 LaVar Arrington and Brady Quinn every single morning. I got 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:51.840 a special story for you in the next segment. Jonas 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.960 from the Middle East. And it has nothing to do 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.120 with getting a page and having your face blow off 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.400 the good old day. Yeah's nothing to do with Masad 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:05.760 or the Iran or anything like that, but I think 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.600 it is a Middle Eastern story that everybody will find interesting. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.800 Guys at the produce isle and he's got a Verizon 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.400 pipe bomb, say what do we talking about here? 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.280 So we are We're gonna do that in the next segment. 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.880 We're also gonna have some burgers as Bert's Burgers from 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.920 Bert's Burgers and Bert's Burger's Catering is gonna be here. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.240 Old friend Ryan van Tyle. I'm sure that'll upset some 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.840 of the old PMS Twitter types that get all well, 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.920 people get angry, you know, they get jealous when Ryan 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.040 Ventile comes in the building with his special burgers and 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:42.320 he's representing Burt's Burgers in Newport. Now they have one 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.440 down there by the fund Zone. I think they have 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:50.480 one in Huntington Beach and they cater Burt's burgersoc dot com. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.040 So we will talk to him a little later this hour. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.600 He was around the building today. I think he got 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:58.720 pushed off KFI because of the shooting. But that doesn't 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.399 happen here in Great Sports Talk. I'll tell you why 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.120 Great Sports Talk. This is the toy department. Maybe, but 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.440 we do have a Middle Eastern story coming up next. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.000 What I'd just say, that's one of the perks. Well, 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.880 you came in here trying to be all international with 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.000 your talking, with your Etallo, dirty Italian gift. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.360 I've never worn this. I thought i'd break out the 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:20.080 good stuff for you. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.280 They milked ned Coletti to dam man On Rogan and 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.120 Rodney today. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:28.920 Let me tell you it was you guys that believed 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:32.639 in me. No one else believed in me for years, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:36.480 and Rogan and Rodney still brought me on and asked 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.920 me about the Dodgers eighteen minutes at a time, once 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:45.120 a week for years. And now I'll be back to 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.280 getting a job. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.200 By the way, have you seen some of the requirements 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.640 to be considered a qualified candidate? 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.040 For some of the internet. I have once eaten pasta 0:03:56.120 --> 0:04:02.840 fashu am I perhaps quality five. I have a old 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:08.480 friend whose grandfather's name was Giuseppe. Do you think perhaps 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:14.240 I can swing to salami? For Italian team USA. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.880 Baseball, Francisco Cervelli was born in Venezuela and he's managing 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:18.599 the Italian team. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:23.400 Well, listen, I have relatives. My uncle Nick married to 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:28.440 Venezuelan woman, Alexandra and and and she was not of 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:32.640 h of Venezuelan heritage, even though she's Venezuelan, but she 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:37.160 was Italian. A lot ofalos down there, correct. Yeah, And 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.880 what about that center fielder they got, Mike Mordidello. He's 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:41.760 one of my favorites. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.120 Hey, look, man is like one of the one of 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:47.760 the young on the. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:48.359 War the jersey. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.120 You're trying to act like Bosio. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.839 One of the one of the one of the things. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:53.320 I guess. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:56.120 You don't actually need a passport from the country. You 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.640 just need to be approved to be able to get 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.400 one from the countrys Like when I was a kid, 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.720 there was this old man that used to hang around 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.880 USC and he was an old USC track star and 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:08.760 he was old. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.440 We're talking about like early two thousands, and this guy's 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.680 in his nineties, but he was swole as f and 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.040 he went to Manual Arts High School and his name 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.880 was Pete Cleansos. He was a very popular Greek around 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.520 town and old and swol and I used to be like, 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.320 what's the secret, Pete. You know you're so old and 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.479 you're so swollen. He's like, I left waits every day. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:34.240 But cleanse Us. When the Olympics came to la in 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:38.760 nineteen thirty two, not eighty four. In thirty two, cleanse 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:43.040 Us pole vaulted for Greece because they didn't have anybody, 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.599 and he was like, hey, I'm Greek, hud Pete Cleansos. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.359 They're like, come on down to the coliseal. Let's crossed 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.320 the street from your house. And he's like, all right, 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.800 went over there and he pole vaulted for for Team Grease. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.600 So it's not like it's a new thing. I doubt 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.760 that he'd ever been to Greece at that point in 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:03.600 his life. Maybe he had, but but there's always been 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.960 a little bit of it. Look this a loose affiliation, 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:09.640 so they can put this on TV and Major League 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:13.080 Baseball can grease their own puzzo with their ratings and 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.000 that's fine, right. Can't we all just say that's okay? 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.880 Can we be? I mean, obviously it's not that important. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.560 If the team USA, whole franchise, the GM and the 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.240 manager don't even know the rules on how to advance, 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:26.320 how important could it really be? 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.720 And do you know who Mario Balatelli is? He's black 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:34.720 soccer Yeah, Italian soccer player. Here his own house. You 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.560 hear the like burned down his house and he was 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:37.600 seen down the street. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.880 Like, ah, you hear the name? 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:39.080 You like? 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:39.240 Oh? 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:39.760 You most don't. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:45.400 Machelli's no, go look it up, go look it up. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:47.480 That is uh he was Italian? 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.200 Well, I don't think if you. I mean, I've been 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.960 to Shaquille O'Neill's, that great Irish pub. One of the 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.080 great irishmen around town is Shaquille O'Neill. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:56.880 What should the headline be today? 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:57.400 Sports? 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:58.240 That's all we think about. 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:59.200 Here's the other story. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.600 Nobody's talking to you know, I'm not a racist. I mean, 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.240 I hope you do. What's your reaction he's a bad headline? 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.479 What are the headlines? What are the headlines? You didn't 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.680 listen well enough to that, Jonas, You didn't hear you 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.080 had your headset off for a second. There. Play that 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.360 again for him? Please, I want you to hear it. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.200 There's a padd O'Brien drop in here. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.840 What should the headline be today? 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:19.360 Sports? 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:20.160 That's all we think about. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.080 Here's the other story nobody's talking about. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.840 You know, I'm not a racist. I mean, I hope 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:24.080 you do. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.240 What's your reaction He's a bad headline? 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:33.200 Are the headlines? What are the headlines? Jonas Travis Kelcey, 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:38.040 everybody's favorite, is coming back for his fourteenth season with 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:41.520 the Kansas City Chefs. But that's not his only gig 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:45.280 for twenty twenty six. Are you ready for what's new 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:50.360 with Travis Kelsey? Give it to me. Travis Kelcey is 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:56.200 the new face of six Flags right why? I don't 0:07:56.240 --> 0:08:00.960 know why. He He will serve as a brand ambassador 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:06.520 for six Flags and collaborate with the amusement park operator 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:13.480 to share digital content across his social media platforms. Said 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.920 he grew up going to Cedar Point, which is pretty 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.040 big time. I've heard those are the people that run 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:26.120 notts Berry Farm. Now I'm a big nuts and it 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.880 says that's remy, this guy, the old man, I like 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.280 this guy way better than Travis Kelsey, the old man 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:39.000 that did the Running Man. He used to love riding 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:42.040 the roller coasters of Cedar Point in Cleveland, he said. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.640 Six Flags also has the right to incorporate Kelsey's name, image, 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:56.679 and likeness NIL across a variety of approved channels, including 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:04.320 broadcast media, streaming platforms in park marketing like a giant, 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:10.720 Kelsey sasquatch walking her ound. He does have a financial 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:14.240 interest in six Flags. Kelsey is part of a group 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.840 of investors that owns a small percentage of six Flags, 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:21.600 like Serena Williams with the Miami Dolphins and Gloria Estefan. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.640 In the last two years, the company has gone through 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:31.560 some financial restructuring, basically closing parks because they suck, but 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.719 still plans to sell seven of their amusement parks and 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.360 an effort to reduce its debt. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.320 Now have you been to the one in Valencia? Have 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.040 you been over to that one magic Mountain? 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:42.480 Yeah? 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.400 Recently? Yeah? Defined recently? 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:45.760 Well, last twenty years? 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:50.280 No, okay, say thirty years, No, there is maybe thirty 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.520 There used to be a minute. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.000 Maybe I was there in my in my twenty I. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.160 Don't think there used to be a miniature golf course 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.760 that you could drink at next to Magic Mountain? 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.640 What did they build there? In extent her Kane Harmer. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.320 It was called the Greens and it was awesome. Bucket 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.560 of beers, go out there, do a little midigg. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:09.160 What's the what's the water slide? Bachulism Park next to 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:13.760 knots Berry Farm, and what's the one next Soak City? 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:17.480 Is the is the Bochulism Park next to Knots and 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:21.080 the Bochelism Park next to the Six Flags as Hurricane Heart? 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.079 Yeah, and then Raging Waters is the one in San 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.120 Dimos Right, Well, that's a different story filling Ted's excellent 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.920 adventure Sant Dimas High school football rule where they threw 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:30.400 Napoleon went down the stort. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:33.120 Let's go Saints. He didn't just go down the slide, 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.319 he went down dropout. We had a great listener quote 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:40.040 once whose grandma used to say at Raging Waters, the 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.120 water is in the water, the rage is in you. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.240 The amusement park company, which joins forces with Cedar Fair 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.600 in twenty twenty four, announced the three time Super Bowl 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:57.720 champ as their newest ambassador. On Thursday. Travis Kelcey I 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:01.480 guess makes sense. After all, he's invested in six flags 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:05.080 last year because he loves Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:12.760 Unfortunate name. It's unclear if he's gonna go full mister 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:17.439 six dance all over with the commercials, like we enjoyed 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:18.280 it back in the day. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.640 Yeah, when he had a a different taste, it would 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.440 be great content. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.640 Yeah, Like what do you mean a different taste when 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.400 Kelsey was more of like a gene short wearing black dude. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.160 Yeah, basically he just seemed like he shopped at a 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.280 different aisle. Then all of a sudden, Now it's like 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.640 you wouldn't be surprised to see. 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.920 Him on the view. Yeah, like you know, he holding 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.920 his hands in like a you know, like a prayer 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.760 and like, oh, so great to see you ladies. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.960 Like he used to DVR the Source Awards and I 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.440 was just cleared all that out and he's watching all 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:46.080 white stuff. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:50.439 I was. I was at you know that restaurant, Hobber's, 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.760 Yeah that everybody thinks is really cool. I've never been 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:57.559 to the one here in Newport or whatever, but we 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.959 were in Detroit for one of them games. The last 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:06.280 game was at ford Field Downtown Detroit and it's the 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.360 last game. So we did like a crew dinner with 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.720 our camera people and a lot of those people. And 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:12.439 as the guy in the booth, if you don't show 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.760 up to that, you're real a hole. So of course 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.040 we're going to go to the crew dinner. And it 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:23.160 was at downtown Detroit's Javiers, nice place, I felt as if, 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.240 and it was very nice and everything was beautiful and everybody, 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:31.120 the clientele, all the waiters, everybody was awesome. It was 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.880 the Source Awards. Oh really, I never felt like I 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.640 was at the Source Awards ever before in my life. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.439 I felt very I was like, oh my god, this 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.679 is yeah, He's coast. They got no love for Death Bro, 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.400 He's coast. They got no love for Snoop Dogg and 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.760 Doctor Drey. That's what I felt like saying when when 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.719 I walked out. It was that. I mean, we had 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.440 a few black people on our crew, so it wasn't 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.240 like we staid up, we didn't stand at what we said. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.680 We were the only white people there. The white people 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.320 were the only white people there at the Source Awards. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.840 Down so so all black at Javier's. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.480 Yeah. Interesting in Detroit. Actually, every place I went downtown 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.559 Detroit was like the Source Award anyway. Good luck to 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.760 Kelsey in six Flags. Actually not really, I don't like 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.760 him that much. All Right, We'll be back with more 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:20.160 Petrosen Money on M five seventy. I have a special 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:21.720 international story for you, Jonas. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.120 This is Petrosen. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:31.679 Money to Mad Demand. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:36.240 Thanks for being here everybody. It is a crunchy groove 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:40.280 and Thursday Petrosen Money Show. Happy to be on AM 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:44.640 five seventy LA Sports. Remember the Fanatics Flag Football Classic. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.520 He's coming to Bemo Stadium in La Saturday, March twenty first, 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:53.520 at one. The historic tournament brings together Tom Brady, Jalen Hurtz, 0:13:54.080 --> 0:14:01.360 Jayden Daniels, Saquon Barkley, Stretch, arm Odell Beckham, Rob Grunkowski 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:06.959 and his giant jaw, Joe Burrow who was robbed, Logan 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.800 Paul and many others to finally crown a new champion 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.640 in flag football. The event has brought to you my 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:19.280 Fanatics studios. Get your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.840 and at a m I seven Ela Sports. There is 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:25.040 a thing up on you on Instagram. I did a 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:30.200 video earlier with the same ready to promote it because 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:34.000 nothing says, flag football like a fat short yard. It's tailbag. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.600 You out of the backfield on a wheel route. You 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:38.920 couldn't get get some work in. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:43.120 I nothing discussed me more than like when my son 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.960 played flag football. People be like, hey, what do you 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.160 think we should do? I'd be like, what the hell 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:49.360 do I know? This isn't football? You guys are what 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:49.800 you're doing? 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.960 Yeah, I was gonna sign I was actually gonna sign 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.840 my son up for flag football. And it's good to do. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:00.360 I mean, it's it's fun to just have out there 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.640 just run around. They run around and they learn how 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.320 to move with a football. It's I'm a terrible person, 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.480 is the point. Not the flag football people me. But 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.600 when you're an adult, what are we doing well? I 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.560 mean what age though? Are you sending them out to 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.160 do bowl in the ring? Like when do you put 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.040 the pads on and start card? Thirteen years old? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.680 Thirteen? Well yeah, because you can't look your brain needs 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.200 to develop a little more. Obviously, in a perfect world 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.880 football wouldn't exist. But if we're gonna strap on the 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.760 pads and get our puzzo out, then we're gonna let's 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.440 do it right. So I don't like you just showing 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.640 up for high school and putting pads on and getting destroyed, 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.960 because then you probably don't have a chance at all. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.600 So you should probably learn to hit and be hit 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.120 somewhere around thirteen twelve years old, so you can go 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.480 into high school if you're going to play football with 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.000 some experience. Looking through a. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.080 Facebook like some of these drills, they'll show these little 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.320 kids getting lit up and people are posting them on 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:50.280 social media, and you. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:55.280 Got all the parents horribly irresponsible. Yeah, but not very 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.880 other than the social media element, a lot better than 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.400 what we used to have to do. Right, I have 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:05.720 a very big moment for you as a story that 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.640 I saw you know what, I'm coming over here, and 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:14.040 I'm even gonna play the sound of this story is 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.840 about a month old, but it's still a number one 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:23.320 story read. Let's go now. We've done a lot of 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.920 animal stories recently. You might notice that I'm a little 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.920 bit bored with the sports world after all these years 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.600 doing this job. Yeah sometime and never really being that 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.120 interested in the first place. But recently we've had a 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.640 lot of animal activity. We had a guy that tried 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.040 to choke out one of the flamingos at the Flamingo. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:45.680 I saw that the flamingo kidnapping at the drunk Canadian tourist, 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.240 of course. And we had the two can that was 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.520 lost in Las Vegas for a couple of week months. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.200 You heard about that chickens have overrun a neighborhood in 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:58.040 North Sacramento and the city shockingly refuses to do anything 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:02.560 for them. But this is a way way different animal 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:05.359 story from a different part of the world. Oh, we 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.680 also had a guy in Pennsylvania abusing a parakeet in 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.359 a bar, but it was terrible. He was arrested. 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:12.840 What about that dude in o Hi. I think it 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:17.360 it might have been Kentucky. He had sex with a roadkill. Yeah, 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.560 I draw a line somewhere. I saw that story and 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:23.520 that's where I drew the line. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:24.560 I mean, what are they going to do with it? 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.400 I also drew the line with the guy that bled 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:28.200 to death when he cut his penis off the other day. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.560 I drew the line there, and that's the story. Everybody 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.640 thought like, oh, this will be perfect for Pedro's No, no, 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.119 I'm not. I'm not doing that one. So I do 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.919 have a limit, all right. I did draw the line up. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.040 I did not draw the line with the big foot 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.639 sidings in Ohio. Those are pretty I mean there's been 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:47.000 six in like a week. So I did not draw 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.560 the line there that yesterday. Can't They just say, you 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:50.359 call it what it is. 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.800 It's, you know, some Lithuanian basketball player that didn't didn't 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.360 pass the smell test for Ohio State and now he's 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:57.520 trying to look for work, and. 0:17:57.520 --> 0:17:58.919 So they had brown and black. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.240 They say, well, listen, you know. 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:07.560 Jamaican. Sorry, this is about Patrick Ewing. This is about 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:15.320 a camel pageant. Oh right, a camel literally, and this 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:20.920 is not odd in the Middle East, a camel beauty patchant. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:25.360 Aw man, they're prevalent in the Middle East in Oman. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:30.480 This story took a month to get here, but the 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:35.240 twenty twenty six camel beauty pageant show in Oman at 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:44.439 all Musana plummeted into chaos. It was very orderly, but 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:47.720 then it plummeted. It don't look it up, plummeted into 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:56.160 chaos when the veterinary inspectors found that several camels had 0:18:56.240 --> 0:19:04.439 undergone cosmetic procedures all to pump their humps. Injectibles to 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:10.760 pump up their humps. Also poudy lip injectables like Kylie Jenner. 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:15.200 That makes sense. And the stretching of the nose. This 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.320 is uh how many? How many perverts had them have 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:18.159 their teeth removed? 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:24.439 How dare you? There's a huge camel breeding culture in 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:30.600 the Middle East and this camel breeding event, if you win, 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:38.600 the trophy comes with multi million dollar prize. So this 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.600 is no joke, Jonas, all right, like a gold turban, 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:49.240 no cat and the turbine. Hey, look you find something 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:51.160 to wear when the wind's blown out there on the city. 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:54.239 You know you you look like a bedouin pretty fast too, 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.080 the wind comes whipping off the dunes. 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:56.960 I get it. 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:02.280 There is a forty how about this? In Saudi Arabia 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:07.720 there is a forty day long King Abdul Aziz Camelfest 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:10.919 that is the largest in the world. The amount of 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.280 prize money that is doled out during the forty day 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:21.000 King Abdulaziz Camelfest in Saudi Arabia sixty million dollars in 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:27.359 prize money. Oh man at state. This is four key 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:33.119 features that camels are judged on, Jonas. The coat you 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:37.960 don't want to have, shiny hair, yeah, long eyelashes. Yeah. 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:41.399 So when they close their eyes. It's like swap swap. 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:48.080 Oh yeah, plump lips and of course a plump and 0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:52.360 defined hump or or humps, not unlike we would judge 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:56.800 another human being sexually and physically. Does she have beautiful hair? 0:20:57.520 --> 0:21:01.040 Her hair looks good. How about her eyeland, Oh, beautiful 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:05.120 long eyelashes and uh and what about her lips? Oh? Plump? 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:09.240 And her humps are they defined? Yes, they're plumping, defied. 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:12.920 I mean that's why I wonder. You know, how many 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:15.719 weirdos you know, get the back row. Uh, so they 0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:18.680 can sit there and pound their pound their pound. Looking 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.639 at a U in Saudi Arabia sudden, you know, man like? 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.000 Is that a citar in your hands? 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:24.560 Yeah? 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.040 Yeah, you hold you're holding a ruler under your robes, 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:29.720 little little bumping blisters back here. 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:35.360 In the last decade, lip injections, nose job, head fillers 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:40.760 have all been seen at these camel events. In twenty eighteen, 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:47.240 forty camels were disqualified from the King of Dull disease 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:52.640 with nose stretching, and sometimes they even use rubber bands 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:55.640 on the camel's neck to restrict blood flow. 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:04.120 Like I'll say so yeah, some would say that's you know, well, yeah. 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:08.320 Well, not only that, the rubber bands and the surgeries 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:10.760 and the injectables and all that have all been labeled 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:12.360 as animal cruelty. 0:22:12.520 --> 0:22:13.760 Yeah. 0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:16.720